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All right. 14 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:47,840 Daniel. Dag, the new third. 15 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:50,635 Oh, hey. Nice to meet you. Where are we on lighting? 16 00:00:50,635 --> 00:00:52,512 Also, talk to catering. 17 00:00:52,512 --> 00:00:54,263 - No soup for the Fish People. - (OBJECT THUDS) 18 00:00:54,263 --> 00:00:55,515 Yeah, I don't want... Quiet on set! 19 00:00:55,515 --> 00:00:56,599 ...fluids on their scales. 20 00:00:56,599 --> 00:00:58,351 - Adam, mate. How's your morning? - Try this. 21 00:00:58,351 --> 00:00:59,394 Turkey meat, Muscle Milk, 22 00:00:59,394 --> 00:01:01,062 it's like Thanksgiving dinner on steroids. 23 00:01:01,062 --> 00:01:02,855 Wow, turkey on steroids. Gobble, gobble. 24 00:01:02,855 --> 00:01:04,482 Mum. No, sorry, bye. 25 00:01:04,482 --> 00:01:06,776 - Do me a favor. Go and smell Gary. - Smell him? 26 00:01:06,776 --> 00:01:08,194 - Gary, the boom guy. - (OBJECT THUDS) 27 00:01:08,194 --> 00:01:09,946 I need to know if he's... Quiet on set! 28 00:01:09,946 --> 00:01:11,739 ...drunk or high or both. 29 00:01:11,739 --> 00:01:14,033 Dan, we have a Fish Person in a panic spiral. 30 00:01:14,033 --> 00:01:16,035 I'm sorry, I think I'm having a panic attack. 31 00:01:16,035 --> 00:01:17,537 - I think it must be the latex. - (WALKIE-TALKIE BEEPS) 32 00:01:17,537 --> 00:01:18,871 Boz, how long 'til we wrap the Fish People? 33 00:01:18,871 --> 00:01:20,248 - BOZ: About an hour and a half. - Twenty minutes. 34 00:01:20,248 --> 00:01:21,999 Can you give me twenty minutes, mate? Yeah, try this. 35 00:01:21,999 --> 00:01:23,876 It's kiwi and passionfruit. All right. 36 00:01:23,876 --> 00:01:26,546 So, I smelled Gary. I think weed. 37 00:01:26,546 --> 00:01:28,840 Okay, great. High is good. He can operate when he's high. 38 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:30,299 Can you interrupt me in six seconds? 39 00:01:30,299 --> 00:01:31,384 Peter, good sir. 40 00:01:31,384 --> 00:01:33,094 Oh, Dan, I've got a joke for you. 41 00:01:33,094 --> 00:01:35,430 - Probably not okay but fuck it. - Great, hit me. 42 00:01:35,430 --> 00:01:37,890 So, a transsexual goes into a swamp-- 43 00:01:37,890 --> 00:01:40,893 - Daniel, bit of an emergency. - Hold that punchline. 44 00:01:40,893 --> 00:01:44,272 Emergency, nurse! Good work. Where are we on lighting? 45 00:01:44,272 --> 00:01:47,108 Also, do not let Peter finish that joke. 46 00:01:47,108 --> 00:01:48,484 (TRUCK BEEPING) 47 00:01:48,484 --> 00:01:50,737 Holy fucking shit, the studio's on fire! 48 00:01:50,737 --> 00:01:51,821 ♪ (MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY) ♪ 49 00:01:54,323 --> 00:01:55,825 - Okay, it's just some houses. - ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC RESUMES) ♪ 50 00:01:55,825 --> 00:01:57,410 - DANIEL: We're back, everyone. - (TRUCK BEEPING) 51 00:01:57,410 --> 00:01:59,120 Please ignore the burning houses. 52 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:00,913 Daniel, I think Eric's concerned. 53 00:02:00,913 --> 00:02:02,957 He's very white, even for a German. 54 00:02:02,957 --> 00:02:04,459 - I'm concerned. - DANIEL: That's concerning. 55 00:02:04,459 --> 00:02:05,543 Daniel, I'm concerned. 56 00:02:05,543 --> 00:02:07,253 My big waterfall scene, 16 set-ups. 57 00:02:07,253 --> 00:02:08,921 - I don't think we'll get it. - DANIEL: Eric, trust me. 58 00:02:08,921 --> 00:02:10,923 - You have my word. We'll get it! - Good. 59 00:02:10,923 --> 00:02:12,258 (BELL RINGS) 60 00:02:12,258 --> 00:02:13,968 Yeah, we're not gonna get it. Absolutely no way. 61 00:02:13,968 --> 00:02:15,928 Today's a fireball and it'll kill us all. 62 00:02:15,928 --> 00:02:17,221 Shane is online. He may have notes. 63 00:02:17,221 --> 00:02:18,264 Shane is online. 64 00:02:18,264 --> 00:02:19,766 Great. Excellent. Keep me looped. 65 00:02:19,766 --> 00:02:21,934 - God, I love my life. - Fish Man incoming. 66 00:02:21,934 --> 00:02:24,228 - DANIEL: Outstanding. - I just really want this off me! 67 00:02:24,228 --> 00:02:27,273 Easy, easy. That's four hours in the chair. 68 00:02:27,273 --> 00:02:29,067 Look, I don't know if you know the comics. 69 00:02:29,067 --> 00:02:30,985 I do. It's the last thing my dad read to me. 70 00:02:30,985 --> 00:02:33,488 And, sir, I would switch places with you in a heartbeat. 71 00:02:33,488 --> 00:02:36,407 'Cause you're a Fish Man! Yeah? 72 00:02:36,407 --> 00:02:38,284 - (SIGHS) Yeah. - Thank you. 73 00:02:39,786 --> 00:02:40,787 JAZ: Fish Man travelling. 74 00:02:40,787 --> 00:02:42,330 DAG: Oh my God, was that actually real? 75 00:02:42,330 --> 00:02:44,123 Well, my dad is dead, but he was more into sports. 76 00:02:44,123 --> 00:02:45,208 Where are we on lighting? 77 00:02:45,208 --> 00:02:46,626 Update from Shane. Shane has no notes. 78 00:02:46,626 --> 00:02:47,794 Shane has no notes. 79 00:02:47,794 --> 00:02:49,670 Great, well, thank you for conveying his lack of input. 80 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:51,631 JAZ: Lighting is set, lighting is set. 81 00:02:51,631 --> 00:02:53,841 Okay, we are set for rehearsal, everyone. 82 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:54,967 We are rehearsing. 83 00:02:54,967 --> 00:02:57,178 - CREW: Rehearsal! - We set on camera? 84 00:02:57,178 --> 00:03:00,056 - HORST: Set! - Okay, let's bring up the wind. 85 00:03:00,056 --> 00:03:02,725 - CREW: Bring up the wind! - (FANS BLOWING) 86 00:03:03,601 --> 00:03:05,853 Okay, we're good on atmos. 87 00:03:06,187 --> 00:03:07,522 Go water. 88 00:03:07,522 --> 00:03:08,898 CREW: Go water! 89 00:03:10,316 --> 00:03:12,777 DANIEL: So, just another 83 days and then we're done. 90 00:03:12,777 --> 00:03:14,153 Let's savor every moment. 91 00:03:14,153 --> 00:03:15,571 (THROUGH MICROPHONE) Fish helmet! 92 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:23,204 And... action! 93 00:03:26,124 --> 00:03:28,334 ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 94 00:03:31,629 --> 00:03:35,425 ERIC: And finally, we come to the heart of the matter. 95 00:03:35,425 --> 00:03:38,678 Meeting of the elders. Eye. Tecto. 96 00:03:38,678 --> 00:03:41,013 Magic hour, the sun has just set. 97 00:03:41,013 --> 00:03:42,056 All dusky. 98 00:03:42,056 --> 00:03:44,892 Everything's so fucking dark these days, isn't it? 99 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:46,936 Restaurants. Mad. 100 00:03:46,936 --> 00:03:50,022 ERIC: And the blue screen, a thunderous waterfall. 101 00:03:50,022 --> 00:03:52,108 Yes, love it, love it. How thunderous? 102 00:03:52,108 --> 00:03:53,192 Can we show Adam the pre-vis? 103 00:03:53,192 --> 00:03:54,527 Yeah, looking up for the pre-vis. 104 00:03:54,527 --> 00:03:56,529 Looking up to the pre-vis, folks! 105 00:03:57,238 --> 00:03:59,699 Yeah, yeah. Holy shit. 106 00:03:59,699 --> 00:04:03,244 (LAUGHS) Wow, that looks great. 107 00:04:03,244 --> 00:04:05,455 (LAUGHING) Why am I walking like that, though? 108 00:04:05,455 --> 00:04:07,498 ERIC: Obviously, the walking is weird, 109 00:04:07,498 --> 00:04:09,125 but the swagger is interesting. 110 00:04:09,125 --> 00:04:12,587 - Mm-hmm. - Swaggering, but anxious. 111 00:04:13,087 --> 00:04:14,380 Okay. 112 00:04:14,380 --> 00:04:15,923 - Like a panther... - Oh. 113 00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:17,759 ...on its way to a job interview. 114 00:04:17,759 --> 00:04:20,845 - Wh... what? - ERIC: Well, not that, but that. 115 00:04:21,387 --> 00:04:22,680 Can you take me there? 116 00:04:23,556 --> 00:04:24,557 In a walk. 117 00:04:27,185 --> 00:04:29,228 I'm Tecto, bitch. Yeah. Yeah. 118 00:04:29,228 --> 00:04:30,897 Okay, that's last looks, everyone. 119 00:04:30,897 --> 00:04:33,024 - Thank you. - Last looks, folks. Thank you. 120 00:04:33,024 --> 00:04:35,068 Heads up, we don't really say "folks," yeah? 121 00:04:35,068 --> 00:04:37,445 We're not line dancing. Not to be a dick. 122 00:04:37,445 --> 00:04:39,280 Thirty-two percent sleep efficiency. 123 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:40,948 - Oh. - No wonder he's fussy. 124 00:04:40,948 --> 00:04:43,701 Eric. I bought him a sleep ring. 125 00:04:43,701 --> 00:04:45,328 Just to monitor his well-being. 126 00:04:45,328 --> 00:04:46,746 Would love to get him horizontal. 127 00:04:46,746 --> 00:04:48,706 - Very, very pro-nap. - Why is that there? 128 00:04:50,416 --> 00:04:51,918 STEPH: Sorry. Pat Shannon's coming. 129 00:04:51,918 --> 00:04:53,211 Cheese and crackers. 130 00:04:53,211 --> 00:04:54,295 ERIC: Okay, sure. 131 00:04:54,295 --> 00:04:57,256 Not panicking. I'm-- Just take five, everyone! 132 00:04:57,256 --> 00:04:59,425 - PA: Take five! - I am cold as ice. 133 00:04:59,425 --> 00:05:01,677 Justin, it's me. Pat Shannon's here. 134 00:05:01,677 --> 00:05:04,013 Repeat, repeat, repeat. The Toy Man cometh. 135 00:05:04,013 --> 00:05:05,807 - Do you want me to ask the boy? - Negative. 136 00:05:05,807 --> 00:05:07,600 Do not engage the boy. The boy is not a boy. 137 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:09,519 Steph, I need you to wrangle Eric back to his trailer. 138 00:05:09,519 --> 00:05:11,479 Oh, I am angling for a wrangling. 139 00:05:12,313 --> 00:05:14,065 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 140 00:05:14,065 --> 00:05:16,818 Eric! The studio's coming to see you today. 141 00:05:16,818 --> 00:05:18,778 Pat Shannon's personally coming to see you. 142 00:05:18,778 --> 00:05:20,780 - (DOOR CLOSES) - So... (SIGHS) 143 00:05:20,780 --> 00:05:22,156 ...the day hath come, 144 00:05:22,156 --> 00:05:24,534 when the suits shall flutter down from the trees. 145 00:05:25,952 --> 00:05:27,453 Thoughts towards a new ending, Steph? 146 00:05:27,453 --> 00:05:28,704 Oh, Eric, gladly. 147 00:05:30,123 --> 00:05:31,124 Why is he here? 148 00:05:31,124 --> 00:05:33,793 He's apparently in town to launch some new inflatables 149 00:05:33,793 --> 00:05:35,128 at the European Toy Convention. 150 00:05:35,128 --> 00:05:38,506 (SCOFFS) My God, the banality. 151 00:05:38,506 --> 00:05:40,675 The money man. God's Rottweiler. 152 00:05:40,675 --> 00:05:42,760 Some say he can't read. That's sad. 153 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:44,721 So, while Pat's in town, how do we feel about 154 00:05:44,721 --> 00:05:45,972 a little extra lighting? 155 00:05:46,472 --> 00:05:47,807 Ah! 156 00:05:47,807 --> 00:05:50,727 So you want me to do my little dance for the Toy Man. 157 00:05:50,727 --> 00:05:53,354 And you clap and spank me and we all laugh. 158 00:05:53,354 --> 00:05:55,481 Never. We'd never laugh or spank. 159 00:05:55,481 --> 00:05:57,400 Look, I don't think this, but we already know 160 00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:59,819 the studio thinks the movie's too dark, so... 161 00:05:59,819 --> 00:06:01,028 (SCOFFS) 162 00:06:02,196 --> 00:06:03,781 They know what I am. 163 00:06:05,450 --> 00:06:08,035 I'm a weird, difficult guy. 164 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:10,163 I look like this hipster chinos man 165 00:06:10,163 --> 00:06:12,498 who goes to Muji to buy a towel, but I'm not. 166 00:06:12,498 --> 00:06:15,251 I'm strange and I'm serious. 167 00:06:15,251 --> 00:06:17,003 I don't know how to think like the kind of guy 168 00:06:17,003 --> 00:06:18,755 who washes his car, eats a chicken drumstick 169 00:06:18,755 --> 00:06:20,673 with his wife, and then has a bath. 170 00:06:21,632 --> 00:06:23,009 If that's what they want, 171 00:06:23,009 --> 00:06:24,343 hire Ron Howard. 172 00:06:25,344 --> 00:06:28,181 Church. And Eric, if the studio tries 173 00:06:28,181 --> 00:06:30,058 to muck about with your vision in any way, 174 00:06:30,058 --> 00:06:32,060 I will cut my heart out with a sushi knife. 175 00:06:32,060 --> 00:06:33,686 - (SIGHS) - Won't we, guys? 176 00:06:33,686 --> 00:06:35,354 Absolutely, one hundred percent. 177 00:06:36,439 --> 00:06:38,733 Sorry, this is literally my first day, so... 178 00:06:38,733 --> 00:06:41,611 Call Justin. I want my producer here to fight my corner. 179 00:06:41,611 --> 00:06:42,779 Justin's cutting short the Morocco scout. 180 00:06:42,779 --> 00:06:43,988 He's coming straight back. 181 00:06:44,655 --> 00:06:46,157 Look, Eric. 182 00:06:46,157 --> 00:06:47,867 A little bit of extra lighting 183 00:06:47,867 --> 00:06:49,952 will buy you the relationship capital, yeah? 184 00:06:49,952 --> 00:06:51,788 So then you can make the movie you want to make, 185 00:06:51,788 --> 00:06:54,248 but behind the movie they think you're making. 186 00:06:54,248 --> 00:06:56,250 All that stuff about the planet, about fracking-- 187 00:06:56,250 --> 00:06:59,545 I do want to say something about fracking. 188 00:06:59,545 --> 00:07:02,590 But there can be no more light. There's no light source. 189 00:07:03,883 --> 00:07:04,884 DANIEL: Mm. 190 00:07:06,052 --> 00:07:07,220 Unless... 191 00:07:07,845 --> 00:07:09,305 there's a second sun. 192 00:07:10,973 --> 00:07:12,266 Not sunset... 193 00:07:13,851 --> 00:07:15,144 but sunrise. 194 00:07:15,144 --> 00:07:17,188 STEPH: Oh, bravo. He's done it again. 195 00:07:17,188 --> 00:07:19,399 That's why you won the Golden Leopard at Locarno. 196 00:07:19,399 --> 00:07:22,860 You know, this is really good stuff, Eric. 197 00:07:22,860 --> 00:07:25,279 - (DOOR CLOSES) - Suck his dick, Greta Gerwig. 198 00:07:27,865 --> 00:07:29,909 DANIEL: Okay, we need to clean house 199 00:07:29,909 --> 00:07:32,203 for the big visit, so smell Gary again. 200 00:07:32,203 --> 00:07:33,663 If he still smells of weed, 201 00:07:33,663 --> 00:07:36,332 speak to wardrobe, have him sprayed. 202 00:07:36,332 --> 00:07:39,293 And make sure nobody shows Pat around P stage. 203 00:07:39,293 --> 00:07:40,795 What's on P stage? 204 00:07:40,795 --> 00:07:43,381 About 60 live Yoshino cherry trees 205 00:07:43,381 --> 00:07:45,007 we had imported from Kyoto 206 00:07:45,007 --> 00:07:46,884 and then... (CLICKS TONGUE) ...cut from the script. 207 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:48,803 The waste! 208 00:07:49,595 --> 00:07:51,389 You could build a children's hospital. 209 00:07:52,265 --> 00:07:54,267 It's absolutely hilarious. 210 00:07:54,267 --> 00:07:56,728 - Yeah. But what price dreams? - (TIRES SCREECH) 211 00:07:58,730 --> 00:08:00,690 - Instead of sunset... - Mm-hmm. 212 00:08:00,690 --> 00:08:01,941 ...sunrise. 213 00:08:01,941 --> 00:08:03,651 (GASPS) But here's the genius part. 214 00:08:04,777 --> 00:08:05,820 Two suns. 215 00:08:08,406 --> 00:08:10,366 Wow, double sunri-- Okay. 216 00:08:10,366 --> 00:08:12,160 Thank you. Maestro. 217 00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:14,120 Done it again. 218 00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:16,289 Breast-fed Ted. Breast-fed Ted. 219 00:08:16,289 --> 00:08:19,792 Please board the emergency vessel. 220 00:08:19,792 --> 00:08:22,628 Bah! Bah! Bah! 221 00:08:22,628 --> 00:08:25,923 - All right, fuck off. - ADAM: Bah! Bah! 222 00:08:25,923 --> 00:08:27,884 PETER: Okay, let's go now. (CLAPS) 223 00:08:27,884 --> 00:08:29,594 DANIEL: All right, picture's up. Let's roll sound 224 00:08:29,594 --> 00:08:31,721 - and bring up that wind. - OPERATOR: Rolling. 225 00:08:31,721 --> 00:08:34,932 The genocidal jockey tip-toed gently past the baby's coffin. 226 00:08:36,267 --> 00:08:37,894 Okay, and... 227 00:08:38,978 --> 00:08:40,438 action. 228 00:08:40,438 --> 00:08:42,523 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 229 00:08:46,486 --> 00:08:48,112 ADAM: (LOUDLY) The great Eye, 230 00:08:48,112 --> 00:08:49,989 reduced to begging 231 00:08:49,989 --> 00:08:51,866 before the Council of the Moss Men. 232 00:08:51,866 --> 00:08:53,743 (LAUGHS) For a man with second sight-- 233 00:08:53,743 --> 00:08:55,661 Sorry, why are you shouting? 234 00:08:55,661 --> 00:08:56,996 - ♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪ - Why is he shouting? 235 00:08:56,996 --> 00:08:59,332 I'm not shouting. I'm-- I'm raising my voice 236 00:08:59,332 --> 00:09:01,000 because we're next to a waterfall, 237 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,960 - so I would be project-- - ERIC: Okay, cut. 238 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:04,629 - DANIEL: All right, cut there. - CREW: Cut there. 239 00:09:04,629 --> 00:09:07,465 Why would we be having a judicial meeting 240 00:09:07,465 --> 00:09:09,675 next to a waterfall if we had to shout? 241 00:09:09,675 --> 00:09:11,594 ADAM: That's just how loud waterfalls are. 242 00:09:11,594 --> 00:09:14,222 - Eric, how loud are waterfalls? - ERIC: They're deafening. 243 00:09:14,222 --> 00:09:15,723 Dan, can we play in the sound 244 00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:17,558 of the thunderous waterfall from Fiji? 245 00:09:17,558 --> 00:09:19,018 - No. - Why not? 246 00:09:19,018 --> 00:09:20,728 ‘Cause Milo said no. (SHOUTS) Milo! 247 00:09:21,354 --> 00:09:22,355 No one told me. 248 00:09:22,355 --> 00:09:23,898 If you need a guide, you'll have to shout. 249 00:09:24,565 --> 00:09:25,566 Waterfall! 250 00:09:26,317 --> 00:09:27,568 They're like that loud. 251 00:09:29,862 --> 00:09:31,489 Waterfall! Waterfall! 252 00:09:31,489 --> 00:09:33,825 - Waterfall! Waterfall! - Waterfall! 253 00:09:33,825 --> 00:09:36,452 - BOTH: Waterfall! Waterfall! - The Great Eye... 254 00:09:36,452 --> 00:09:38,663 - Waterfall! Waterfall! - And that's the sound 255 00:09:38,663 --> 00:09:40,456 of the water pounding on the rocks. 256 00:09:40,456 --> 00:09:43,000 - Waterfall! - Waterfall! 257 00:09:43,751 --> 00:09:45,628 It's a fucking council meeting 258 00:09:45,628 --> 00:09:47,755 to consider an extradition proceeding. 259 00:09:47,755 --> 00:09:49,465 If it was loud, we'd be in an office. 260 00:09:49,465 --> 00:09:51,175 But they-- they don't have offices, 261 00:09:51,175 --> 00:09:52,885 because they're 80 percent moss. 262 00:09:52,885 --> 00:09:55,138 And yet they have paperweights for their paperwork. 263 00:09:55,138 --> 00:09:56,806 I mean, we're not savages. 264 00:09:56,806 --> 00:09:58,975 I'm sorry. Am I getting input from the stuff 265 00:09:58,975 --> 00:10:01,060 that grows on fucking rocks now? Can this one go away, please? 266 00:10:01,060 --> 00:10:03,354 I'm sorry, Peter. I really am. I really am. 267 00:10:03,354 --> 00:10:06,149 But I-- I just really committed to the idea 268 00:10:06,149 --> 00:10:08,109 - of raising my voice and, um-- - Peter, how would you feel 269 00:10:08,109 --> 00:10:10,278 about meeting Adam halfway, volume-wise? 270 00:10:10,278 --> 00:10:12,196 Well, I can't, actually, because I've got polyps 271 00:10:12,196 --> 00:10:14,949 on my vocal nodes, brought on by TMT. 272 00:10:14,949 --> 00:10:16,367 Too Much Theatre. Sorry. 273 00:10:16,367 --> 00:10:19,287 More like TMV. Too Much Vino. 274 00:10:19,287 --> 00:10:21,205 So, I think the man is coming. 275 00:10:22,331 --> 00:10:23,458 The studio man? 276 00:10:23,458 --> 00:10:24,751 Wowzers. 277 00:10:24,751 --> 00:10:29,255 He's a... burly man, isn't he? Big, hurly-burly man. 278 00:10:29,255 --> 00:10:30,965 DANIEL: Eric, I think tactical lighting break 279 00:10:30,965 --> 00:10:32,592 while we welcome the studio. 280 00:10:34,719 --> 00:10:35,803 Horst! 281 00:10:36,137 --> 00:10:39,515 (IN GERMAN) 282 00:10:43,061 --> 00:10:44,270 (IN ENGLISH) Is there any swearing 283 00:10:44,270 --> 00:10:46,272 you'd like to do beforehand, or... 284 00:10:46,272 --> 00:10:47,648 Shitwit. 285 00:10:47,648 --> 00:10:49,442 Cocktangle money fascist. 286 00:10:50,777 --> 00:10:53,780 Fuck-clump cosmic anus human hambone prick. 287 00:10:54,489 --> 00:10:55,907 Such an imagination. 288 00:10:55,907 --> 00:10:57,116 Granny fucker. 289 00:10:58,951 --> 00:11:01,079 Not sure if you remember, I was third AD on Thunderon-- 290 00:11:01,079 --> 00:11:03,081 Eric Bouchard, The Unlikening. 291 00:11:03,081 --> 00:11:04,624 What a movie. (CHUCKLES) 292 00:11:04,624 --> 00:11:07,627 - Truly, not worthy. - Oh my God. Wow. Thank you. 293 00:11:07,627 --> 00:11:10,421 Hey, can I get a selfie, please? My kids will kill me if I don't. 294 00:11:10,421 --> 00:11:12,465 - Of course. - Yeah? Thanks. 295 00:11:12,465 --> 00:11:13,800 - (SHUTTER CLICKS) - There it is. Thanks. 296 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:16,010 No, thank you, man, for letting me play in your sandbox. 297 00:11:16,010 --> 00:11:17,929 Steph, his right-leg woman. 298 00:11:17,929 --> 00:11:20,807 I wish I could just crack open your head and drink the juice. 299 00:11:20,807 --> 00:11:22,517 Hand man, woman. 300 00:11:22,517 --> 00:11:23,684 You know what? Let's go to crafty. 301 00:11:23,684 --> 00:11:25,436 I have the need for feed. Come on. 302 00:11:26,979 --> 00:11:28,064 (WHISPERS) What? 303 00:11:28,064 --> 00:11:29,816 (NORMAL VOICE) Um, do you mind dealing with all-- 304 00:11:29,816 --> 00:11:31,025 - Yeah. - DANIEL: Yeah. 305 00:11:31,025 --> 00:11:32,527 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 306 00:11:32,527 --> 00:11:34,862 Here it comes. Charge of the Light Brigade. 307 00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:37,615 Oh-ho, the second sun! 308 00:11:37,615 --> 00:11:40,284 - Beautiful! Horst... - HORST: (IN GERMAN) 309 00:11:40,284 --> 00:11:41,452 ADAM: (IN ENGLISH) ...give me a tan! 310 00:11:41,452 --> 00:11:44,038 (IN GERMAN) 311 00:11:44,038 --> 00:11:45,248 (LIGHT HUMS) 312 00:11:45,248 --> 00:11:46,749 ADAM: Whoo! 313 00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:50,378 Now that is a luxurious cheese plate, huh? 314 00:11:51,045 --> 00:11:52,380 Right-hand woman. 315 00:11:52,380 --> 00:11:54,716 I do know the difference between hands and legs. 316 00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:57,009 So, Maestro. 317 00:11:58,344 --> 00:12:00,972 Just to let you know, professional courtesy, 318 00:12:01,556 --> 00:12:04,308 there has been a genocide. 319 00:12:04,308 --> 00:12:06,686 - Genocide? - Yeah. 320 00:12:06,686 --> 00:12:09,605 We needed a sweetener for Centurios 2. 321 00:12:09,605 --> 00:12:12,734 We had a run of dry plot pellets and we needed a little chutney 322 00:12:12,734 --> 00:12:14,527 to get over that third act hump. 323 00:12:14,527 --> 00:12:16,237 So we massacred the Fish People. 324 00:12:18,072 --> 00:12:19,532 - Chutney? - (PAT CLICKS TONGUE) 325 00:12:19,532 --> 00:12:20,783 Visceral chutney. 326 00:12:20,783 --> 00:12:24,662 Man, woman, child. Brutal, devastating, badass. 327 00:12:25,747 --> 00:12:27,081 The Fish People are in my movie. 328 00:12:27,081 --> 00:12:28,291 Oh, sure. 329 00:12:28,666 --> 00:12:29,584 Or are they? 330 00:12:29,584 --> 00:12:32,587 (CHUCKLES) Right. No, but they are. 331 00:12:33,421 --> 00:12:34,464 Well, all I'm saying 332 00:12:34,464 --> 00:12:35,798 is they've been slaughtered in the movie 333 00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:38,926 sequentially prior to the one you're making, so, hmm. 334 00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:40,970 - ERIC: Shane knows? - BRYSON: Shane knows everything. 335 00:12:40,970 --> 00:12:42,722 Shane's super happy with how it turned out. 336 00:12:42,722 --> 00:12:43,890 Spectacular. I'm telling you, 337 00:12:43,890 --> 00:12:45,600 it'll blow your eyeballs out of your asshole. 338 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:47,560 Shane said the first cut of the genocide sequence 339 00:12:47,560 --> 00:12:48,978 made him giddy like a schoolgirl. 340 00:12:48,978 --> 00:12:50,605 Shane loves what you're doing up here. 341 00:12:50,605 --> 00:12:52,231 I do. Uh, we do. 342 00:12:52,607 --> 00:12:53,691 He does. 343 00:12:53,691 --> 00:12:55,735 In Shane we trust. Guy's never wrong. 344 00:12:55,735 --> 00:12:56,944 We're blushing. 345 00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:58,571 Sorry. I'm, uh, just trying to recalibrate 346 00:12:58,571 --> 00:13:00,573 - my sense of the universe. - Oh, sure. 347 00:13:00,573 --> 00:13:02,366 You take your time, sir. 348 00:13:02,366 --> 00:13:04,327 I get it, everything's connected. 349 00:13:04,327 --> 00:13:05,870 It's all just one big thing. 350 00:13:05,870 --> 00:13:08,915 The Fish People are carrying a lot of thematic luggage. 351 00:13:08,915 --> 00:13:10,917 All right. (CLEARS THROAT) Look. 352 00:13:10,917 --> 00:13:12,293 - ERIC: Napkin? - PAT: Thanks. 353 00:13:12,293 --> 00:13:15,588 Centurios 2 is our tentpole, all right? 354 00:13:15,588 --> 00:13:17,673 Without our tentpole, we don't have a tent. 355 00:13:17,673 --> 00:13:19,884 And without a tent, we get eaten in our sleep 356 00:13:19,884 --> 00:13:21,260 - by 9-year-old TikTok kids... - (PHONE BUZZES) 357 00:13:21,260 --> 00:13:22,512 ...with superhero fatigue. 358 00:13:23,429 --> 00:13:26,391 Which is not a real illness and a scam. 359 00:13:26,391 --> 00:13:29,644 - (PHONE BUZZES) - Excuse me one second. 360 00:13:29,644 --> 00:13:32,355 Yeah, you got 25 seconds. Start talking or I'm hanging up. 361 00:13:33,940 --> 00:13:35,691 ERIC: What the fuck just happened? 362 00:13:35,691 --> 00:13:38,152 Tentpole? Then what the fuck are we? 363 00:13:38,152 --> 00:13:40,738 We're a tentpole. We are. Tents have many poles. 364 00:13:40,738 --> 00:13:42,615 Where's Justin? Where's my producer? 365 00:13:42,615 --> 00:13:45,118 I cannot think studio logic. I'm not a left-brain guy. 366 00:13:45,118 --> 00:13:47,203 Hey, you have two right brains. Maybe more. 367 00:13:47,203 --> 00:13:49,288 Justin is wheels-up in Tangier, no later 368 00:13:49,288 --> 00:13:50,498 - than oh-thirteen hundred. - (SIGHS) 369 00:13:50,498 --> 00:13:51,916 Now, how do we feel about a nap? 370 00:13:51,916 --> 00:13:53,918 I don't want a nap, Stephanie! 371 00:13:53,918 --> 00:13:55,628 I want my fucking Fish People! 372 00:13:57,755 --> 00:14:00,258 Oh, and I want a parking space and a craft nook. 373 00:14:00,258 --> 00:14:01,467 We're all making compromises. 374 00:14:01,467 --> 00:14:03,636 - Okay, call lunch. - That's lunch, folks! 375 00:14:03,636 --> 00:14:05,680 - Guys! - Escort Pat to the taco truck. 376 00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:07,724 Do not let him out of your sight. 377 00:14:07,724 --> 00:14:09,600 No P stage. We all breathe. 378 00:14:10,309 --> 00:14:11,769 God, this is so rewarding. 379 00:14:12,645 --> 00:14:13,730 Anyone wanna... 380 00:14:13,730 --> 00:14:15,857 hang out for a sandwich and a chat or... 381 00:14:16,983 --> 00:14:18,025 No? 382 00:14:18,693 --> 00:14:19,777 Okay. 383 00:14:22,989 --> 00:14:25,158 So many Maximum movies. 384 00:14:25,158 --> 00:14:28,119 And thank God. (CHUCKLES) 385 00:14:28,119 --> 00:14:30,455 Toxic Man. Pretty sure I dated him. 386 00:14:30,455 --> 00:14:31,748 Uh-huh. Yeah. 387 00:14:32,874 --> 00:14:35,543 Crimson Splash. Could be a UTI. 388 00:14:35,543 --> 00:14:37,253 Watch the film, see your doctor. 389 00:14:37,253 --> 00:14:38,671 Uh-huh. 390 00:14:38,671 --> 00:14:41,257 Uh, but, uh, just to make you aware, 391 00:14:41,257 --> 00:14:44,010 very open to something on the corporate side. 392 00:14:44,010 --> 00:14:47,472 Current role, bad pay, lots of standing up. 393 00:14:47,472 --> 00:14:49,932 It's kind of like being a cow or a camel 394 00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:51,100 if they were badly paid, 395 00:14:51,100 --> 00:14:52,769 which I suppose, in a way, they are. 396 00:14:52,769 --> 00:14:55,188 Excuse me a second. Could you shut the fuck up? 397 00:14:55,188 --> 00:14:56,689 Are you kidding? 398 00:14:56,689 --> 00:14:58,608 My God, so happy to shut up. 399 00:14:58,608 --> 00:15:01,277 Appreciate it. All right, yeah, I'm back. 400 00:15:01,277 --> 00:15:06,199 Centurios 2: Chrontinuum Begins. Cannot wait. (CHUCKLES) 401 00:15:07,700 --> 00:15:09,911 Ah, your chariot, sire! 402 00:15:12,914 --> 00:15:14,332 (EXHALES) 403 00:15:16,417 --> 00:15:18,002 What? What is it? Are we back on? 404 00:15:18,002 --> 00:15:19,128 DAG: Pat's at the truck. 405 00:15:19,128 --> 00:15:20,713 I just need to sit and eat. 406 00:15:20,713 --> 00:15:22,548 I was up at three for the commute. 407 00:15:22,548 --> 00:15:24,634 Three? That's a lie-in. 408 00:15:25,593 --> 00:15:28,304 That's a... cool pillow. 409 00:15:28,304 --> 00:15:30,807 Sleep tech. Not meant to be cool. 410 00:15:30,807 --> 00:15:33,393 What a day. No wonder you all look so tired. 411 00:15:33,393 --> 00:15:35,144 Today? This is nothing. 412 00:15:35,144 --> 00:15:36,979 You should've been here the day the rigging collapsed. 413 00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:39,482 That... was fun. 414 00:15:39,482 --> 00:15:42,485 Not for everyone, sadly. But, nah. 415 00:15:42,485 --> 00:15:43,611 Everything's exactly 416 00:15:43,611 --> 00:15:45,446 - as it's meant to be. - (PHONE CHIMES) 417 00:15:45,446 --> 00:15:48,950 (GROANS) Hey Siri, read new messages. 418 00:15:48,950 --> 00:15:50,785 SIRI: Lucas heard me crying again. 419 00:15:50,785 --> 00:15:53,413 We need to talk to him about the divorce. 420 00:15:53,413 --> 00:15:55,957 I don't care if you're busy with your shitty movie 421 00:15:55,957 --> 00:15:58,000 for masturbating fucknerds. 422 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,085 Crying face emoji, 423 00:15:59,085 --> 00:16:01,629 crying face emoji, crying face emoji. 424 00:16:05,508 --> 00:16:07,593 Everything's exactly as it's meant to be. 425 00:16:07,593 --> 00:16:09,262 Do you know where the production office is? 426 00:16:09,262 --> 00:16:11,514 - Anita. - Sorry, do I know you? 427 00:16:12,932 --> 00:16:13,975 It's Daniel. 428 00:16:15,226 --> 00:16:16,436 What are you, um... 429 00:16:16,436 --> 00:16:17,979 Uh, I'm firsting on Tecto. 430 00:16:18,730 --> 00:16:19,981 (SIGHS) Okay. 431 00:16:21,607 --> 00:16:23,484 Uh, well, I see you're sleeping, so... 432 00:16:23,484 --> 00:16:25,445 DANIEL: Um, so I, um... 433 00:16:25,445 --> 00:16:27,155 heard that you're producing now? 434 00:16:27,155 --> 00:16:29,782 Oh, yeah, on the TV side of Maximum. 435 00:16:29,782 --> 00:16:32,201 The League of Exceptional Jessicas. 436 00:16:32,201 --> 00:16:34,704 Vulture, I think it was, called it, um, 437 00:16:34,704 --> 00:16:36,956 "one of last month's top seven promos dominating 438 00:16:36,956 --> 00:16:39,250 the cultural conversation." So... (CHUCKLES) Yeah. 439 00:16:39,625 --> 00:16:40,752 Right. 440 00:16:40,752 --> 00:16:42,128 No idea. I've barely even heard of that. 441 00:16:42,128 --> 00:16:44,088 Dag, do you-- You said you needed to-- 442 00:16:44,088 --> 00:16:45,757 DAG: Oh, no, I'm good. Thanks, Dan. 443 00:16:46,174 --> 00:16:47,175 Love your cape. 444 00:16:47,175 --> 00:16:49,177 Thank you. Not all heroes wear them. 445 00:16:49,177 --> 00:16:51,137 But just so I've got it clear in my head, 446 00:16:51,137 --> 00:16:52,305 how long are you in town? 447 00:16:52,305 --> 00:16:55,099 - (PHONE BUZZES) - Sorry, I have to take this. 448 00:16:55,099 --> 00:16:56,642 Yes, I have an update for you. 449 00:16:56,642 --> 00:16:57,852 (SIGHS) 450 00:16:59,270 --> 00:17:01,439 God. You okay? 451 00:17:02,106 --> 00:17:03,149 Brutal. 452 00:17:03,149 --> 00:17:05,610 - What was? - The way she just cut you dead. 453 00:17:05,610 --> 00:17:07,612 'Cause what's the history there? Did you two... 454 00:17:07,612 --> 00:17:09,989 This is not an appropriate third AD interaction, yeah? 455 00:17:09,989 --> 00:17:12,033 So, I need you to just swap the battery out on that 456 00:17:12,033 --> 00:17:13,826 and... 457 00:17:13,826 --> 00:17:15,703 - charge my vape. Thanks. - (RUNNING FOOTSTEPS) 458 00:17:16,913 --> 00:17:17,997 Peter can't see. 459 00:17:17,997 --> 00:17:20,708 (PANTING) 460 00:17:20,708 --> 00:17:21,918 Peter can't see. 461 00:17:25,046 --> 00:17:26,506 Peter can't see! 462 00:17:26,506 --> 00:17:27,715 - (WALKIE-TALKIE CRACKLES) - Peter can't see. 463 00:17:27,715 --> 00:17:28,841 Peter can't see. 464 00:17:28,841 --> 00:17:31,010 - CATERER: Hot muffins at crafty. - Get off channel two. 465 00:17:31,010 --> 00:17:32,637 CATERER: Sorry, didn't catch that. 466 00:17:32,637 --> 00:17:35,264 Hot muffins at crafty. Over. 467 00:17:35,264 --> 00:17:36,682 Sorry, if we've been massacred, 468 00:17:36,682 --> 00:17:38,810 - do we still get our per diem? - Just talk to production. 469 00:17:38,810 --> 00:17:40,978 That's a wrap on the Fish People, everyone. 470 00:17:40,978 --> 00:17:42,271 - Beautiful work. - (CREW APPLAUDS) 471 00:17:42,271 --> 00:17:44,315 - DANIEL: Is he in there? - Come on, Daniel. 472 00:17:44,315 --> 00:17:46,192 - He doesn't interrupt your naps. - (BANGS ON DOOR) 473 00:17:46,192 --> 00:17:47,902 - DANIEL: Eric! - (DOOR OPENS) 474 00:17:47,902 --> 00:17:49,237 Eric, Peter can't see. 475 00:17:49,237 --> 00:17:50,530 What do you mean he can't see? 476 00:17:50,530 --> 00:17:52,198 From his eyes. He can't see from his eyes. 477 00:17:52,198 --> 00:17:54,200 He has to be able to see. He's Eye. 478 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:55,910 He can't. He can't see, because we left him 479 00:17:55,910 --> 00:17:57,829 in front of the new sunrise rig you asked for 480 00:17:57,829 --> 00:17:59,205 and we've sunburnt his eyes. 481 00:17:59,205 --> 00:18:00,373 Sunburnt? 482 00:18:00,373 --> 00:18:02,375 With the lights, yeah. We've burnt a man's eyes. 483 00:18:02,375 --> 00:18:03,918 But he has second sight. 484 00:18:03,918 --> 00:18:06,129 Yeah, but that's not a real eye on his helmet, is it, Steph? 485 00:18:06,129 --> 00:18:07,672 His real eyes are the ones inside his face. 486 00:18:07,672 --> 00:18:10,174 - Those are the ones we've burnt. - Right. No, that is bad. 487 00:18:10,174 --> 00:18:12,051 - (WALKIE-TALKIE CRACKLES) - Peter wants a fucking word. 488 00:18:12,051 --> 00:18:13,720 I didn't have time to edit that. 489 00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:15,513 And is this a director thing? 490 00:18:15,513 --> 00:18:17,306 Very much yes. Very, very yes. 491 00:18:19,308 --> 00:18:20,351 Peter, sir, 492 00:18:21,269 --> 00:18:23,396 - how are we feeling? - It fucking hurts. 493 00:18:23,396 --> 00:18:25,440 And I'm terribly and profoundly blind, 494 00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:27,066 - but apart from that... - (CHUCKLES) 495 00:18:27,066 --> 00:18:29,152 Your sarcasm is noted and appreciated. 496 00:18:29,152 --> 00:18:30,486 Also, this man is my lawyer. 497 00:18:30,486 --> 00:18:32,780 He'll be representing me for damages. 498 00:18:32,780 --> 00:18:34,991 I'm encouraging him not to comment at this time, 499 00:18:34,991 --> 00:18:36,909 because English is not his first language. 500 00:18:36,909 --> 00:18:38,494 Tell me, Peter... 501 00:18:38,494 --> 00:18:41,247 are you familiar with Herzog's The Burden of Dreams? 502 00:18:41,247 --> 00:18:43,124 Eric, do not dress this up 503 00:18:43,124 --> 00:18:45,710 as some noble sacrifice at the altar of cinema. 504 00:18:46,627 --> 00:18:48,296 - Look at me. - Oh, Christ. 505 00:18:48,296 --> 00:18:52,050 You flashbanged my eyeballs, you spineless fuckhead. 506 00:18:53,801 --> 00:18:56,095 - Can you hear me? - I'm nodding. 507 00:18:56,095 --> 00:18:58,473 I'm disagreeing, but I'm respecting your point of view 508 00:18:58,473 --> 00:19:00,558 - and I'm conveying that by nodding. - (DOOR OPENS) 509 00:19:00,558 --> 00:19:03,269 Guys? Guys, I think there's something wrong with my eyes. 510 00:19:03,269 --> 00:19:05,354 Oh, here he is. Yale Boy. 511 00:19:05,354 --> 00:19:07,440 Never seen a bandwagon he didn't want to jump on. 512 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:09,317 I-- I can't see properly. 513 00:19:09,317 --> 00:19:10,818 If I look straight ahead, it's-- it's all weird. 514 00:19:10,818 --> 00:19:12,070 - (ALL GROAN) - DAG: Holy shit. 515 00:19:12,070 --> 00:19:13,571 PETER: What? What's he saying? What'd he say? 516 00:19:13,571 --> 00:19:15,448 His eyes are considerably worse than yours. 517 00:19:15,448 --> 00:19:17,116 - Okay-- - What? No. Is it bad? 518 00:19:17,116 --> 00:19:18,409 - Is it permanent? - No, it's-- 519 00:19:18,409 --> 00:19:19,786 it's temporary, okay? 520 00:19:19,786 --> 00:19:21,829 It's sunburn, but for your eyes. 521 00:19:22,413 --> 00:19:24,207 What? I have eye-burn? 522 00:19:24,207 --> 00:19:26,501 What are you talking about? They look fine. 523 00:19:26,501 --> 00:19:28,920 No, they don't look fine. Yours look fine. 524 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,671 Are you serious? You must be blind 525 00:19:30,671 --> 00:19:32,215 - if you can't see these. - I am. 526 00:19:32,215 --> 00:19:34,759 My eyes look like the tip of Ronald McDonald's dick. 527 00:19:34,759 --> 00:19:37,095 Oh, now he's raising his voice. I thought he had polyps. 528 00:19:37,095 --> 00:19:38,805 Oh, what would you know about fucking polyps? 529 00:19:38,805 --> 00:19:40,306 ADAM: Oh, actually, I've been running the numbers, 530 00:19:40,306 --> 00:19:41,933 and we've done about the same amount of theater, so... 531 00:19:41,933 --> 00:19:44,519 Oh. Oh, now I've heard it all. You getting this, Victor? 532 00:19:44,519 --> 00:19:46,187 You just perjured yourself, arsehole! 533 00:19:46,187 --> 00:19:47,355 - (ARGUING CONTINUES) - Pat's on set. 534 00:19:47,355 --> 00:19:49,315 He's in his chair. He's asking why we're not shooting. 535 00:19:49,315 --> 00:19:51,567 Oh, Peter, you know what? I truly respect you. I do. 536 00:19:51,567 --> 00:19:52,902 Especially your work in the '80s. 537 00:19:52,902 --> 00:19:55,988 Can't be that easy playing that many races in one film. 538 00:19:55,988 --> 00:19:57,115 But fuck you. 539 00:19:57,115 --> 00:19:59,659 You really want to play whose theater cock is bigger? 540 00:19:59,659 --> 00:20:02,161 Because I'm packing an absolute rager. 541 00:20:02,161 --> 00:20:04,163 - (LAUGHS FORCEDLY) - ERIC: Guys, guys, guys. 542 00:20:04,163 --> 00:20:06,165 The studio wanted more lighting. 543 00:20:06,165 --> 00:20:08,960 Because the culture demands a saturated aesthetic. 544 00:20:09,419 --> 00:20:11,003 So in a way, 545 00:20:11,003 --> 00:20:12,588 - the culture blinded you. - Fuck off, Eric. 546 00:20:12,588 --> 00:20:13,881 - Get fucked, Eric. - ERIC: Sure. 547 00:20:13,881 --> 00:20:16,342 Maybe just keep shooting, but with bells around their necks, 548 00:20:16,342 --> 00:20:18,678 - so they know where to look. - The Toy Man is gonna find out. 549 00:20:18,678 --> 00:20:20,346 He's like a shark, but for mistakes. 550 00:20:21,723 --> 00:20:22,724 Someone needs to tell him. 551 00:20:22,724 --> 00:20:25,143 - Hey, guys. Everything okay? - Yeah, definitely. 552 00:20:25,143 --> 00:20:26,227 Everything's completely amazing. 553 00:20:26,227 --> 00:20:28,020 Cool. Well, Shane's doing his hot yoga, 554 00:20:28,020 --> 00:20:30,732 so I've got a couple of moments to eat my-- Namaste, sir. 555 00:20:31,232 --> 00:20:32,275 I'll action that. 556 00:20:33,234 --> 00:20:34,610 Uh, that's not actionable right now, 557 00:20:34,610 --> 00:20:35,820 but consider it pre-actioned. 558 00:20:35,820 --> 00:20:38,072 Okay, Pat doesn't know who any of us are, okay? 559 00:20:38,072 --> 00:20:39,490 Not really, but once we tell him, 560 00:20:39,490 --> 00:20:41,325 we will always be the people who burned the eyeballs 561 00:20:41,325 --> 00:20:43,035 of a man called "Eye." 562 00:20:43,035 --> 00:20:44,996 Justin's here at four, so that's 40 minutes. 563 00:20:44,996 --> 00:20:46,956 We stall Pat and then we hide behind Justin. 564 00:20:46,956 --> 00:20:48,166 We let him absorb the punishment. 565 00:20:48,166 --> 00:20:49,375 It's his fucking job. 566 00:20:49,375 --> 00:20:50,543 I wouldn't be uninterested in this. 567 00:20:50,543 --> 00:20:51,586 DANIEL: So let's just shoot. 568 00:20:51,586 --> 00:20:52,587 - Reshoot the master. - Yeah. 569 00:20:52,587 --> 00:20:54,213 Just eyes on the prize. 570 00:20:54,213 --> 00:20:56,215 With apologies to all those currently without eyes. 571 00:20:56,215 --> 00:20:58,134 Bring in Adam and Peter's stand-ins. I'm ten-one. 572 00:21:00,261 --> 00:21:01,304 Update. 573 00:21:01,304 --> 00:21:02,930 - (WALKIE-TALKIE CRACKLES) - DAG: Ambulance is here. 574 00:21:02,930 --> 00:21:04,974 Peter and Adam are refusing to travel together. 575 00:21:04,974 --> 00:21:06,851 Calling in a second ambulance. Over. 576 00:21:06,851 --> 00:21:08,895 - (WALKIE-TALKIE CRACKLES) - (SIGHS DEEPLY) 577 00:21:16,277 --> 00:21:17,320 Nice merch. 578 00:21:18,821 --> 00:21:20,907 Oh, hello. 579 00:21:20,907 --> 00:21:23,367 PAT: Thunderon, sound of rumble. 580 00:21:23,367 --> 00:21:24,786 Where it all began. 581 00:21:24,786 --> 00:21:28,289 Yeah, I had the hoodie as well, which is pretty collectable now, 582 00:21:28,289 --> 00:21:30,374 - but my mum threw it away. - (SIGHS) Yeah. 583 00:21:30,374 --> 00:21:32,126 Your mom's a very stupid lady. 584 00:21:33,211 --> 00:21:35,296 Yeah, she-- she's actually not very well. 585 00:21:36,172 --> 00:21:37,840 And? (SCOFFS) 586 00:21:40,343 --> 00:21:42,136 Why aren't we shooting, son? 587 00:21:42,136 --> 00:21:43,721 - Lighting. - Ah. 588 00:21:43,721 --> 00:21:45,890 - You know how it goes. - Yeah. 589 00:21:45,890 --> 00:21:47,975 My God, of course you know. You're the Pat Shannon. 590 00:21:47,975 --> 00:21:49,977 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 591 00:21:52,313 --> 00:21:53,940 I know what you really think of me. 592 00:21:54,607 --> 00:21:55,691 Come on. 593 00:21:55,691 --> 00:21:57,026 I'm the thumb-head guy 594 00:21:57,026 --> 00:22:00,154 who botched his high five with Shane at Comic-Con 2017. 595 00:22:00,154 --> 00:22:01,989 Yeah. 596 00:22:01,989 --> 00:22:04,617 Well... let me tell you who I am. 597 00:22:06,369 --> 00:22:07,870 'Cause there's above the line, 598 00:22:07,870 --> 00:22:09,163 you know, the actors, the talent. 599 00:22:09,163 --> 00:22:10,790 (IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) "Ooh, I'm the talent. 600 00:22:10,790 --> 00:22:15,002 I'm so talented. Look at me. Ooh!" (CHUCKLES) 601 00:22:15,002 --> 00:22:18,089 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Then there's below the line, the grunts. 602 00:22:18,089 --> 00:22:19,549 (IN DEEP VOICE) "Ooh, I'm a grip. 603 00:22:19,549 --> 00:22:21,801 I made a camera dolly." 604 00:22:21,801 --> 00:22:23,469 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Yeah, whoop-di-shit. 605 00:22:24,846 --> 00:22:27,348 - But you know who I am, son? - (ZIPPER CLOSES) 606 00:22:30,184 --> 00:22:31,769 I am the fucking line. 607 00:22:33,354 --> 00:22:35,606 I'm the one constant force in this entire universe, 608 00:22:35,606 --> 00:22:37,024 and I'm totally invisible. 609 00:22:38,276 --> 00:22:40,486 I'm also a grown-up. I'm here to help you. 610 00:22:41,946 --> 00:22:43,531 I know about P stage. 611 00:22:44,282 --> 00:22:45,366 The overspend. 612 00:22:47,201 --> 00:22:49,036 I also know you're 12 days over. 613 00:22:50,329 --> 00:22:51,664 What else do I need to know? 614 00:22:54,041 --> 00:22:55,793 - (DOOR OPENS) - JUSTIN: Shannon the Cannon. 615 00:22:56,544 --> 00:22:58,671 - What's up, my man? - Oh, Justin. 616 00:22:58,671 --> 00:23:00,339 Mr. Producer. 617 00:23:00,339 --> 00:23:02,550 Are you throwing my money around like it's five years ago? 618 00:23:02,550 --> 00:23:04,135 - (EXHALES) - Shall we? 619 00:23:04,135 --> 00:23:05,803 Yeah, come on, let's take a walk. 620 00:23:07,847 --> 00:23:09,140 Relax. 621 00:23:09,140 --> 00:23:10,850 I'll tell him to get fucked. 622 00:23:10,850 --> 00:23:13,352 - Justin's here. - Oh, hooray. 623 00:23:13,352 --> 00:23:15,772 He's telling Pat to get fucked. I think we should be fine. 624 00:23:15,772 --> 00:23:17,523 Ah! Here he is. 625 00:23:17,523 --> 00:23:19,609 STEPH: Daddy's home. The rage sponge! 626 00:23:19,609 --> 00:23:22,153 - ERIC: The human ozone. - Hey, guys. (SIGHS) 627 00:23:22,153 --> 00:23:24,489 So, uh, I just told Pat to get fucked. 628 00:23:25,073 --> 00:23:26,532 And I got fired. 629 00:23:29,535 --> 00:23:30,578 Sorry. 630 00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:33,581 What does this mean? 631 00:23:33,581 --> 00:23:35,041 It means I don't have a job. 632 00:23:35,041 --> 00:23:38,086 No, sure, but... for me? 633 00:23:38,086 --> 00:23:39,879 Turning tides, I guess. 634 00:23:39,879 --> 00:23:41,506 They've brought in a new producer. 635 00:23:41,506 --> 00:23:43,007 Holy moly. 636 00:23:43,007 --> 00:23:45,760 - (PHONE BUZZES) - My God. HR. Already. 637 00:23:47,053 --> 00:23:48,137 Hi, Shelly. 638 00:23:49,764 --> 00:23:51,933 But you can't fire the ozone layer. 639 00:23:51,933 --> 00:23:53,434 ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 640 00:23:53,434 --> 00:23:54,560 Daniel. 641 00:23:55,937 --> 00:23:57,397 They're taking my producer. 642 00:23:58,064 --> 00:23:59,107 Dialing Shane. 643 00:23:59,107 --> 00:24:00,775 - He's keen to join in. - STEPH: My God. 644 00:24:00,775 --> 00:24:03,820 Pat is just a stone-cold fuck. 645 00:24:03,820 --> 00:24:07,198 BRYSON: We're all here. I am entering the tent. 646 00:24:07,198 --> 00:24:09,283 The sound you're about to hear is a zipper. 647 00:24:09,617 --> 00:24:11,160 (ZIPPING) 648 00:24:24,215 --> 00:24:25,258 Fuck. 649 00:24:27,260 --> 00:24:30,054 Okay, Moss Men, camera right of the plinth! 650 00:24:30,054 --> 00:24:33,725 Mo-Cap Men, kindly replacing our Fish People, RIP. 651 00:24:33,725 --> 00:24:35,268 Eyeline to the second sun! 652 00:24:35,268 --> 00:24:37,311 - Mo-Cap Man incoming. - DANIEL: Great, excellent. 653 00:24:37,311 --> 00:24:39,105 FRANK: I'm sorry, this just isn't very breathable. 654 00:24:39,105 --> 00:24:40,773 Peaches and cream. Break a leg. 655 00:24:41,441 --> 00:24:43,443 We must shoot, we will shoot! 656 00:24:43,443 --> 00:24:45,319 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 657 00:24:45,319 --> 00:24:48,614 DANIEL: Big stunt tomorrow. Got the actors up on wires. 658 00:24:48,614 --> 00:24:49,949 High stakes. 659 00:24:49,949 --> 00:24:51,826 - Literal high stakes. - DAG: Yep. 660 00:24:51,826 --> 00:24:53,745 Also, tell studio facilities 661 00:24:53,745 --> 00:24:55,663 to get those pigeons off C stage. 662 00:24:55,663 --> 00:24:57,206 The cooing's gonna kill us. 663 00:24:57,206 --> 00:24:59,333 Got it. Banish the pigeons. 664 00:25:02,712 --> 00:25:06,340 Now you get to go home for approximately 430 mins. 665 00:25:07,967 --> 00:25:09,010 (SIGHS) 666 00:25:11,345 --> 00:25:12,972 (CAR ENGINE STARTS) 667 00:25:17,185 --> 00:25:18,436 Can I just ask? 668 00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:21,147 Why? 669 00:25:21,147 --> 00:25:24,734 Full disclosure, just not great vibes. 670 00:25:29,447 --> 00:25:33,326 So, this guy Curly works in the circus for 30 years, 671 00:25:33,326 --> 00:25:35,328 following the elephants around with a big bucket, 672 00:25:35,328 --> 00:25:36,996 scooping up all the elephant shit 673 00:25:36,996 --> 00:25:39,499 and at the end of every night he has to burn it all. 674 00:25:39,499 --> 00:25:44,003 So he goes home reeking of burnt elephant shit. 675 00:25:44,003 --> 00:25:46,172 And one day his brother comes to him and says, "Curly, 676 00:25:46,172 --> 00:25:48,674 great news, I've got you a job at my office. 677 00:25:48,674 --> 00:25:51,260 Decent salary, you can work regular hours." 678 00:25:53,304 --> 00:25:54,764 (CHUCKLES) Curly goes, 679 00:25:54,764 --> 00:25:55,890 "What? 680 00:25:56,682 --> 00:25:58,226 And quit show business?" 681 00:25:58,226 --> 00:25:59,394 (CHUCKLES) 682 00:25:59,977 --> 00:26:01,729 (LAUGHS) 683 00:26:03,981 --> 00:26:05,775 - (LAUGHS) - ♪ (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 684 00:26:05,775 --> 00:26:07,068 Absolute classic. 685 00:26:10,363 --> 00:26:11,572 See you tomorrow. 686 00:26:25,253 --> 00:26:26,713 INTERVIEWER: Peter, can you describe 687 00:26:26,713 --> 00:26:28,089 the plot of the movie in ten words? 688 00:26:28,089 --> 00:26:30,591 I'm just gonna talk and you can use whatever you want. 689 00:26:30,591 --> 00:26:34,303 Now, you asked me about coming up in theater. 690 00:26:34,303 --> 00:26:35,596 Different world now. 691 00:26:35,596 --> 00:26:38,683 Actors, the craft, this whole thing now, 692 00:26:38,683 --> 00:26:40,727 "You can't play this if you're not that." 693 00:26:40,727 --> 00:26:42,061 I can see my PR team, 694 00:26:42,061 --> 00:26:44,147 you know, turning white, but fuck it. 695 00:26:44,147 --> 00:26:45,690 INTERVIEWER: Can you describe the plot of Tecto? 696 00:26:45,690 --> 00:26:49,026 It's a story about this guy, me, uh, Tecto. 697 00:26:49,026 --> 00:26:51,404 I am, um... (CLICKS TONGUE) 698 00:26:51,404 --> 00:26:53,531 ...the earthquake guy. 699 00:26:53,531 --> 00:26:55,533 Do-do-do-do. That, uh, he goes through the-- 700 00:26:55,533 --> 00:26:58,494 on a voyage through space with-- to find this guy, Peter, 701 00:26:58,494 --> 00:27:00,204 who plays Eye, as-- 702 00:27:00,204 --> 00:27:02,415 Eye as in eye, not I. 703 00:27:02,415 --> 00:27:04,542 He doesn't play me. I'm-- 'Cause I'm me. 704 00:27:04,542 --> 00:27:05,960 I'm T... I'm Tecto. 705 00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:08,046 Have you ever seen Sweet and Sour? Buddy movie. 706 00:27:08,046 --> 00:27:10,131 Eddie Murphy. I play the Chinaman. 707 00:27:10,131 --> 00:27:13,509 My agent calls me, "Peter, Eddie would like to meet you." 708 00:27:13,509 --> 00:27:14,761 I get to Eddie's place. 709 00:27:14,761 --> 00:27:16,721 Do you know what he has in the foyer of his house? 710 00:27:16,721 --> 00:27:20,641 A 24-hour international buffet. I shit you not. 711 00:27:20,641 --> 00:27:23,102 I'm talking a cruise ship quality buffet. 712 00:27:23,102 --> 00:27:24,479 All the food you could want. 713 00:27:24,479 --> 00:27:27,148 Wanton soup, Thai green curry, and obviously, 714 00:27:27,148 --> 00:27:29,025 he's got the heat lamps to keep it all warm. 715 00:27:29,025 --> 00:27:30,902 INTERVIEWER: What's your role? 716 00:27:30,902 --> 00:27:34,614 Uh, I'm first AD. First assistant director. 717 00:27:34,614 --> 00:27:38,284 It's my job to keep the actors from, uh, killing... 718 00:27:38,284 --> 00:27:40,620 uh, each other or themselves. 719 00:27:40,620 --> 00:27:42,038 And also, I work with the director, 720 00:27:42,038 --> 00:27:45,249 sort of assisting his vision. Uh... 721 00:27:45,249 --> 00:27:46,959 Well, I'm... I'm, uh, I'm everything. 722 00:27:46,959 --> 00:27:49,587 I... I... I'm Everything Man. 723 00:27:49,587 --> 00:27:52,090 The world's most thankless superhero. (CHUCKLES) 724 00:27:52,090 --> 00:27:54,133 It was one of the great meals of my life. 725 00:27:54,133 --> 00:27:56,886 Chili crab cakes, chicken korma, chocolate fountain. 726 00:27:56,886 --> 00:27:59,055 Obviously, I went back in for seconds, because you could. 727 00:27:59,055 --> 00:28:00,681 It was buffet style. No one was counting. 728 00:28:01,516 --> 00:28:02,850 Shame about the movie. 729 00:28:03,643 --> 00:28:05,353 People say I was very good in it, 730 00:28:05,353 --> 00:28:07,355 but... who knows? 731 00:28:12,026 --> 00:28:13,694 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 51307

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