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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,667 --> 00:00:17,000 Uh-huh? 2 00:00:18,708 --> 00:00:20,000 Okay. 3 00:00:22,417 --> 00:00:23,958 That's great. 4 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:28,083 And they've accepted the price? 5 00:00:31,542 --> 00:00:34,208 You think we can still exchange on Thursday? 6 00:00:34,250 --> 00:00:35,542 THE TROUBLE WITH JESSICA 7 00:00:35,583 --> 00:00:38,875 That's great. Listen, I just need to take another call. 8 00:00:40,375 --> 00:00:42,083 Talk soon. Bye. 9 00:00:42,167 --> 00:00:43,708 Hey. 10 00:00:44,458 --> 00:00:46,167 What? You're bringing who? 11 00:00:48,333 --> 00:00:50,375 Okay. No, it's-- 12 00:00:51,250 --> 00:00:54,167 It's fine. It is fine. 13 00:00:54,958 --> 00:00:56,833 It is... Oh, shit. 14 00:00:57,833 --> 00:00:59,833 No! Of course! Fine! 15 00:00:59,917 --> 00:01:02,667 I am saying it's fine. That's how you know it's fine. 16 00:01:03,708 --> 00:01:07,375 Well, there's plenty of food, so I'll see you soon. 17 00:01:07,458 --> 00:01:09,125 Okay. Bye. 18 00:01:13,042 --> 00:01:15,167 Hey, they're bringing Jessica. 19 00:01:15,250 --> 00:01:17,042 Oh, God! 20 00:01:17,125 --> 00:01:19,500 Why are they bringing Jessica? 21 00:01:19,583 --> 00:01:22,375 -Why not bring Jessica? -She always flirts with you. 22 00:01:22,458 --> 00:01:23,792 She flirts with everyone. 23 00:01:23,875 --> 00:01:27,667 Fine. Then we can all flirt with Little Miss "Aren't I Fascinating"? 24 00:01:27,750 --> 00:01:29,375 She just wrote this bestseller. 25 00:01:29,458 --> 00:01:32,250 400 pages of confession porn, I know. 26 00:01:32,333 --> 00:01:35,458 Now, she's coming over. It's going to be, "Oh, hi, Jessica. 27 00:01:35,542 --> 00:01:38,083 Sorry, I haven't read your book." 28 00:01:38,167 --> 00:01:41,250 -It's not that big of a deal. -I know. 29 00:01:42,417 --> 00:01:45,042 It's just I wanted this evening to be special. 30 00:01:45,125 --> 00:01:46,875 It will be special. 31 00:01:48,792 --> 00:01:52,292 This is going to be our last dinner in this house. 32 00:01:53,583 --> 00:01:55,250 It won't be that bad. 33 00:01:55,333 --> 00:01:58,333 Yeah, you always think it won't be that bad. 34 00:01:59,708 --> 00:02:01,333 I'm sorry. 35 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,583 I don't know how many times I can say it. 36 00:02:04,667 --> 00:02:06,458 Yeah, I know. 37 00:02:08,375 --> 00:02:10,542 -Hi, baby darling. -Hey! 38 00:02:10,625 --> 00:02:12,458 -Hi, Sarah. -Hi, Beth. 39 00:02:12,542 --> 00:02:15,417 -You look gorgeous. -Crashing your party. 40 00:02:15,500 --> 00:02:17,792 -You don't mind, do you? -Hi, mate! 41 00:02:17,875 --> 00:02:18,750 Hey, hello! 42 00:02:18,833 --> 00:02:20,542 -Smells promising. -Hi, Tom. 43 00:02:20,625 --> 00:02:22,125 Hey, Jessica. 44 00:02:22,208 --> 00:02:24,250 I was hoping you'd make the clafoutis. 45 00:02:24,333 --> 00:02:27,833 -Have you tried Tom's clafoutis? -No, never. 46 00:02:27,917 --> 00:02:30,208 All you should do is make clafoutis. 47 00:02:30,292 --> 00:02:33,625 Seriously, you haven't lived until you've tried his clafoutis. 48 00:02:33,708 --> 00:02:36,792 -Okay, okay. I made the clafoutis. -Yes! 49 00:02:36,875 --> 00:02:38,917 -Yay! -Oh, I can see the-- mm! 50 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:42,292 It'll be an occasion. You don't forget Tom's clafoutis. 51 00:02:42,375 --> 00:02:43,583 How are the kids? 52 00:02:43,667 --> 00:02:46,625 -Ben has become a born-again Christian. -What? 53 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:49,542 -He says he needs faith in his life. -Ah! 54 00:02:49,625 --> 00:02:52,833 Last night, he tried to make us hold hands and pray. 55 00:02:52,917 --> 00:02:57,292 Hopefully, he'll just get bored, and become an anarchist, or something. 56 00:02:57,375 --> 00:02:59,542 -Well, Poppy just came out. -Really? 57 00:02:59,625 --> 00:03:01,833 At least no worry about her getting pregnant. 58 00:03:01,917 --> 00:03:02,958 Thank you. 59 00:03:03,042 --> 00:03:05,333 -I hear your book's doing well. -Yeah. 60 00:03:05,417 --> 00:03:07,083 I haven't read it yet. 61 00:03:07,167 --> 00:03:10,583 -That's okay. -I've read it. Brilliant. 62 00:03:10,667 --> 00:03:14,708 -Well, what's it about? -It's a memoir of my misspent life. 63 00:03:14,792 --> 00:03:16,667 Reviews have been amazing. 64 00:03:16,750 --> 00:03:19,583 -You should read it. -Absolutely, I will read it. 65 00:03:19,667 --> 00:03:22,167 I've never actually been to your house before. 66 00:03:22,250 --> 00:03:24,500 -You haven't? -No, you never invited me. 67 00:03:24,583 --> 00:03:27,250 -Oh, well. -Why don't you show me around? 68 00:03:29,542 --> 00:03:30,792 Sure. 69 00:03:31,458 --> 00:03:34,708 Here. Let's start upstairs. 70 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:41,208 -Everyone is reading your book. -Not your wife. 71 00:03:41,292 --> 00:03:43,625 I hope you don't mind my bringing Jessica. 72 00:03:43,708 --> 00:03:47,250 -She was tagging along before I knew it. -It's fine. 73 00:03:47,333 --> 00:03:49,875 No, it isn't fine. I can see it isn't. 74 00:03:52,083 --> 00:03:54,292 -What's up there? -That's my office. 75 00:03:59,333 --> 00:04:02,583 -What's this then? -Just a project I've been working on. 76 00:04:02,667 --> 00:04:04,083 All those sharp edges. 77 00:04:04,167 --> 00:04:06,917 -Are people supposed to live in it? -Hopefully. 78 00:04:09,500 --> 00:04:11,000 What? Oh. 79 00:04:11,875 --> 00:04:13,167 Ah, that. 80 00:04:14,708 --> 00:04:18,458 I've never forgotten that night. Do you ever think about it? 81 00:04:30,250 --> 00:04:33,667 I was just showing Jessica the Napier Street project. 82 00:04:33,750 --> 00:04:37,417 Hmm. The food's burning, maybe get back to it before dinner is ruined. 83 00:04:37,500 --> 00:04:38,500 Fine, yeah. 84 00:04:47,167 --> 00:04:49,542 -Wait. How many women? -Seven. 85 00:04:49,625 --> 00:04:50,458 Jesus! 86 00:04:50,542 --> 00:04:53,000 Doesn't it bother you defending someone like that? 87 00:04:53,083 --> 00:04:54,500 Someone's got to do it. 88 00:04:54,583 --> 00:04:57,667 -But why has it to be you? -Not this argument again. 89 00:04:57,750 --> 00:05:02,417 If you dealt with as many domestic violence victims as I, you wouldn't do it. 90 00:05:02,500 --> 00:05:05,458 If I didn't, you wouldn't enjoy the lifestyle you do. 91 00:05:05,542 --> 00:05:07,833 Not on a domestic violence counselor's salary. 92 00:05:07,917 --> 00:05:10,333 But why do you have to do so many rape cases? 93 00:05:10,417 --> 00:05:13,583 Actually, I'd like to get out of rape, back into murder. 94 00:05:13,667 --> 00:05:16,917 The thing about rapists... is they're all... 95 00:05:18,167 --> 00:05:19,000 arseholes. 96 00:05:19,083 --> 00:05:21,792 -No kidding. -Murderers aren't assholes? 97 00:05:21,875 --> 00:05:24,167 Well, it's a type of arsehole. 98 00:05:24,250 --> 00:05:27,458 Plus, I fucking hate cross-examining rape victims! 99 00:05:27,542 --> 00:05:29,875 See, it's impossible not to look like a cunt! 100 00:05:29,958 --> 00:05:33,000 I defy anyone to do this, and not look like a cunt. 101 00:05:33,083 --> 00:05:34,833 My husband, the cunt, everyone. 102 00:05:34,917 --> 00:05:38,458 It's not easy being a cunt. You have no idea. 103 00:05:38,542 --> 00:05:40,500 I was raped once. 104 00:05:40,583 --> 00:05:41,708 What? 105 00:05:42,333 --> 00:05:43,708 When? 106 00:05:43,792 --> 00:05:46,792 Oh, it was years ago. Straight after college. 107 00:05:47,625 --> 00:05:51,667 -Why did you never tell me? -I didn't tell anyone. 108 00:05:53,458 --> 00:05:57,750 I thought he'd get a clever lawyer and I'd get humiliated in court and... 109 00:05:59,583 --> 00:06:02,958 -And he'd get off anyway. -Well. 110 00:06:03,833 --> 00:06:06,083 Now I really do feel like a cunt. 111 00:06:06,167 --> 00:06:10,458 Well, now you see what you really are. Truth hurts, doesn't it? 112 00:06:24,417 --> 00:06:25,417 What? 113 00:06:26,417 --> 00:06:30,417 -You weren't raped, were you? -I'm just fucking with you. 114 00:06:31,917 --> 00:06:34,958 I can't believe you made a joke about being raped. 115 00:06:35,042 --> 00:06:38,167 You didn't seem to mind when he was joking about it. 116 00:06:43,792 --> 00:06:48,042 That was so funny. Yeah, I know. 117 00:06:50,917 --> 00:06:52,458 Sarah, are you all right? 118 00:06:54,333 --> 00:06:55,750 I'm sorry. 119 00:07:00,417 --> 00:07:04,000 Napier Street's become this obsession for Tom. 120 00:07:04,083 --> 00:07:06,250 He thinks no one's ever taken him seriously, 121 00:07:06,333 --> 00:07:08,667 and this is going to change everything. 122 00:07:10,917 --> 00:07:13,375 The main investor pulled out, 123 00:07:13,458 --> 00:07:16,458 so Tom took out a loan without telling me. 124 00:07:16,542 --> 00:07:19,875 -Oh, my God. -And now, it's way over budget. 125 00:07:19,958 --> 00:07:23,292 He's run out of money and-- Oh shit. So... 126 00:07:30,125 --> 00:07:33,375 I didn't find out until I started doing this year's tax return. 127 00:07:33,458 --> 00:07:36,000 Of course, by then, it was too fucking late. 128 00:07:37,708 --> 00:07:39,833 Anyhow, it's fine. 129 00:07:47,292 --> 00:07:50,792 Yeah, well, then everyone settled down, and got boring. 130 00:07:50,875 --> 00:07:52,625 -Oh. -Except Jessica, of course. 131 00:07:52,708 --> 00:07:54,875 -Oh, well. -You never got boring. 132 00:07:54,958 --> 00:07:58,167 -Crazy gets boring after a while. -We were all crazy about you. 133 00:07:58,250 --> 00:08:01,167 Do you remember that last night after finals? 134 00:08:01,250 --> 00:08:03,458 All you did was talk about buildings. 135 00:08:03,542 --> 00:08:06,792 And I just wanted you to take me home and fuck me. 136 00:08:08,417 --> 00:08:09,417 For fuck's sake. 137 00:08:09,500 --> 00:08:13,333 -You had us wrapped around your finger. -But you married Beth. 138 00:08:13,417 --> 00:08:15,833 -I did. -Yeah, don't you forget it. 139 00:08:16,667 --> 00:08:18,750 You wouldn't have made each other happy. 140 00:08:18,833 --> 00:08:21,125 -Nah. -I never make men happy. 141 00:08:21,208 --> 00:08:23,250 -What about Mr. X? -Mr. X? 142 00:08:23,333 --> 00:08:26,333 I wouldn't say I made him happy. He made me happy. 143 00:08:26,417 --> 00:08:29,542 It's from the book. A married man, apparently. 144 00:08:29,625 --> 00:08:30,792 Do we know him? 145 00:08:30,875 --> 00:08:33,832 -She won't tell me. -Hope his wife doesn't find out. 146 00:08:33,917 --> 00:08:36,500 Not from me. I'm not going to burst that bubble. 147 00:08:36,582 --> 00:08:39,207 Maybe it's not a bubble. Maybe it is a marriage. 148 00:08:42,707 --> 00:08:44,875 Kind of the same thing, isn't it? 149 00:08:44,958 --> 00:08:45,875 Well... 150 00:08:48,375 --> 00:08:50,292 How about the clafoutis? 151 00:08:50,792 --> 00:08:54,167 -Yes. -Seriously, you have to try his clafou-- 152 00:08:54,250 --> 00:08:57,167 For God's sake, can we stop going on about the clafoutis? 153 00:08:57,250 --> 00:08:58,833 Jess, love... 154 00:08:59,500 --> 00:09:02,167 -He was just trying to-- -I know. I'm sorry. 155 00:09:06,542 --> 00:09:09,083 Sometimes you get tired of bullshit. 156 00:09:10,167 --> 00:09:11,667 What bullshit? 157 00:09:16,083 --> 00:09:20,417 -Why don't we all-- -No, I'd like to know what bullshit. 158 00:09:20,500 --> 00:09:22,917 -Hm. -The roles we've all chosen. 159 00:09:23,917 --> 00:09:25,542 Charming amoralist. 160 00:09:25,625 --> 00:09:27,500 Po-faced do-gooder. 161 00:09:28,583 --> 00:09:30,750 Pathological dreamer. 162 00:09:30,833 --> 00:09:33,167 Grown-up. Fuck-up. 163 00:09:33,250 --> 00:09:36,083 Maybe the bullshit tells us, our lives are bullshit. 164 00:09:36,167 --> 00:09:39,458 Who made you the arbiter of what's bullshit, and what isn't? 165 00:09:39,542 --> 00:09:41,792 -You asked me. -I shouldn't have had to. 166 00:09:41,875 --> 00:09:44,958 This is my house, my table, and I don't need you telling me 167 00:09:45,042 --> 00:09:46,583 that my life is bullshit. 168 00:09:46,667 --> 00:09:49,833 Fine. I'm sorry I was rude about your perfect house, 169 00:09:49,917 --> 00:09:52,875 and your perfect life, and your perfect clafoutis. 170 00:09:52,958 --> 00:09:55,542 We should all be so fucking lucky as you. 171 00:09:55,625 --> 00:09:57,708 Lucky? Oh, that's a good one. 172 00:10:00,625 --> 00:10:02,417 We having to sell the house. 173 00:10:04,958 --> 00:10:06,417 -What? -Yeah. 174 00:10:07,083 --> 00:10:10,333 Hm, believe it or not, other people have problems. Real problems. 175 00:10:10,417 --> 00:10:12,792 Not just who they're going to flirt with, 176 00:10:12,875 --> 00:10:15,667 and... get high with, and fuck. 177 00:10:16,375 --> 00:10:19,542 It's amazing you've led this life of zero responsibility, 178 00:10:19,625 --> 00:10:21,208 and get a bestseller out of it, 179 00:10:21,292 --> 00:10:23,917 then you have to sit here and be a total narcissist. 180 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,333 And just for one evening, 181 00:10:25,417 --> 00:10:28,250 can you just not flirt with my fucking husband? 182 00:10:29,667 --> 00:10:30,792 Hey! 183 00:10:30,875 --> 00:10:32,750 You're selling the house? 184 00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:35,250 -Yeah, we have to. -Well, what happened? 185 00:10:36,833 --> 00:10:40,542 Well... We got into trouble. 186 00:10:40,625 --> 00:10:43,833 Oh, shit! Can we help? 187 00:10:43,917 --> 00:10:46,333 -No. -No what? Of course, we can! 188 00:10:46,417 --> 00:10:47,958 -It's too much. -Nonsense! 189 00:10:48,042 --> 00:10:52,042 You helped us. I don't know what we'd done if you hadn't! 190 00:10:52,125 --> 00:10:54,500 Do you happen to have a spare million? 191 00:10:54,583 --> 00:10:56,875 -Shit. -We'll manage. We have a buyer. 192 00:10:56,958 --> 00:11:00,333 As long as we exchange contracts this week, we'll be fine. 193 00:11:01,667 --> 00:11:03,750 I'm sorry I went off on her. 194 00:11:03,833 --> 00:11:07,167 She always manages to get to me, and I don't know why. 195 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:10,958 I should never have brought her. She kind of insisted. It was weird. 196 00:11:11,042 --> 00:11:13,875 Maybe she's right. Maybe it is all-- all bullshit. 197 00:11:15,458 --> 00:11:18,333 I mean, you try to build a life, a home. 198 00:11:18,417 --> 00:11:20,458 A future for your kids. 199 00:11:20,542 --> 00:11:23,875 What the fuck is wrong with that? And one day, something happens, 200 00:11:23,958 --> 00:11:25,875 and you wonder if the effort, 201 00:11:25,958 --> 00:11:28,542 all the fucking effort that you put into your life... 202 00:11:28,625 --> 00:11:32,083 You wonder if someone is just playing a fucking joke on you! 203 00:11:32,167 --> 00:11:33,542 You'll bounce back. 204 00:11:33,625 --> 00:11:36,958 -Of course, you'll bounce back. -Yes, we'll bounce back. 205 00:11:37,042 --> 00:11:39,500 -As long as we sell the house. -This? 206 00:11:39,583 --> 00:11:42,750 You sell this house? It's a great fuckin' house! 207 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,083 I'm sorry. 208 00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:50,417 It's all right. 209 00:11:53,083 --> 00:11:55,042 It's all right, darling. Don't worry. 210 00:11:59,958 --> 00:12:02,083 Uh. You probably want dessert. 211 00:12:03,125 --> 00:12:04,917 -Now that you mention it-- -Richard! 212 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,333 What? I can't help myself! 213 00:12:06,417 --> 00:12:09,000 -What do you want me to say? -Yeah. All right. 214 00:12:10,375 --> 00:12:12,458 Probably time for the clafoutis. 215 00:12:14,792 --> 00:12:16,583 Ah! Ah! 216 00:12:19,417 --> 00:12:21,583 -Le clafoutis. -Bravo! 217 00:12:21,667 --> 00:12:23,958 Oh, it looks fuckin' amazing! 218 00:12:24,792 --> 00:12:25,792 Um... 219 00:12:26,542 --> 00:12:30,250 Always looks amazing, man. Ah! 220 00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:32,875 Wait a minute, we should get Jessica. 221 00:12:32,958 --> 00:12:35,292 -Oh, yes, obviously. -Where's she gone? 222 00:12:35,375 --> 00:12:38,208 -I'll get her. -There's always something with Jessica. 223 00:12:38,875 --> 00:12:40,333 Well, it was me, too. 224 00:12:40,417 --> 00:12:43,375 No. No! No, it wasn't! 225 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,500 It wasn't you. 226 00:12:46,458 --> 00:12:47,458 Fine. 227 00:12:49,167 --> 00:12:51,708 I'll make it up to her when she comes back. 228 00:12:55,042 --> 00:12:58,000 -Hurry up! Oh, God! -Jessica! 229 00:12:58,083 --> 00:12:59,125 Hurry up. 230 00:12:59,208 --> 00:13:02,750 Get a knife! Get a knife to cut her down! 231 00:13:02,833 --> 00:13:05,292 -Help me. -Oh, my God! 232 00:13:06,333 --> 00:13:07,417 Pull her up! 233 00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:10,500 -I'm trying! -Higher! Take the weight! 234 00:13:10,625 --> 00:13:12,208 -Jesus Christ! -Okay, yeah. 235 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:15,208 -You're fucking useless, get her higher! -Yeah. 236 00:13:15,292 --> 00:13:17,500 She's not breathing. Ah, I got a cramp. 237 00:13:17,583 --> 00:13:20,167 -Sarah, bring a knife! -Got a cramp. 238 00:13:20,250 --> 00:13:23,375 -No, no, no. -Oh, you are useless! 239 00:13:23,458 --> 00:13:25,292 Quickly! 240 00:13:25,375 --> 00:13:27,583 Cut her down, for fuck's sake. 241 00:13:27,667 --> 00:13:30,458 -Just cut this! -Just cut it! Cut it! 242 00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:33,667 -Get her off. -No, no, no. 243 00:13:33,750 --> 00:13:37,000 -Sarah, the knife! Get the knife! -Fucking hell. 244 00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:38,875 Okay, just cut-- 245 00:13:41,417 --> 00:13:44,042 Oh, fuck no. Oh, my God. 246 00:13:44,125 --> 00:13:45,667 Oh, my God. 247 00:13:49,583 --> 00:13:51,375 Is she...? 248 00:13:51,458 --> 00:13:54,042 -Yes. -Oh, Jesus! No! 249 00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:08,167 THE TROUBLE WITH JESSICA 250 00:14:22,583 --> 00:14:29,042 ♪ When I am laid ♪ 251 00:14:29,125 --> 00:14:36,083 ♪ Am laid in earth ♪ 252 00:14:37,083 --> 00:14:40,625 ♪ May my wrongs... ♪ 253 00:14:40,708 --> 00:14:42,625 I knew something might happen. 254 00:14:43,333 --> 00:14:45,875 But I didn't think she'd actually fucking do it. 255 00:14:46,833 --> 00:14:48,833 I mean, her book's doing really well. 256 00:14:48,917 --> 00:14:51,625 Finally, everything is coming together. And then this? 257 00:14:51,708 --> 00:14:55,208 Why? Why would you come to someone's house for dinner, 258 00:14:55,292 --> 00:14:57,667 and then go into the garden, and-- 259 00:14:58,667 --> 00:15:02,000 How exactly is that supposed to make any fucking sense? 260 00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:12,750 -Can I get you a drink? -No, I don't want a fucking drink! 261 00:15:12,833 --> 00:15:15,125 I just want this not to happen. 262 00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:18,917 It's my fault. 263 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,333 -What? -No. 264 00:15:20,417 --> 00:15:22,708 -No! -I shouldn't have shouted at her. 265 00:15:22,792 --> 00:15:26,042 -I overreacted. -You can't blame yourself for this! 266 00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:28,750 -That's crazy. -It's nobody's fault. 267 00:15:33,458 --> 00:15:34,875 Fuck. 268 00:15:37,958 --> 00:15:42,000 -I guess, we better call someone. -Who? Who do you call when someone...? 269 00:15:42,083 --> 00:15:43,417 The police. 270 00:15:44,875 --> 00:15:46,875 -The police? -Yeah. 271 00:15:48,125 --> 00:15:50,417 We better call someone. 272 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:51,833 I'll do it. 273 00:15:55,583 --> 00:15:56,958 Oh, Jess! 274 00:16:05,792 --> 00:16:08,250 Hell-- Hello? 275 00:16:08,333 --> 00:16:10,208 -Wait. -What? 276 00:16:10,292 --> 00:16:11,875 -Put the phone down. -Why? 277 00:16:12,458 --> 00:16:14,792 -Oh, hi. -Put the phone down. 278 00:16:15,667 --> 00:16:17,667 What did you do that for? 279 00:16:17,750 --> 00:16:20,208 -You can't call the police. -It was an ambulance. 280 00:16:20,292 --> 00:16:22,500 -You can't call them either. -Why not? 281 00:16:22,583 --> 00:16:23,792 Think about it. 282 00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:26,750 I'm not following you. 283 00:16:26,833 --> 00:16:28,750 -The buyer. -What buyer? 284 00:16:28,833 --> 00:16:31,500 Our buyer. The house. 285 00:16:32,167 --> 00:16:35,000 What does this have to do with our buyer? 286 00:16:35,083 --> 00:16:39,000 When he finds out what happened, he won't buy the house, right? 287 00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:43,250 -We don't know-- -Well, that's the point. 288 00:16:45,042 --> 00:16:47,500 -He might not care. -He might. 289 00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:50,125 -He might not. -But he might. 290 00:16:50,208 --> 00:16:51,958 He might-- 291 00:16:52,042 --> 00:16:53,292 Fuck. 292 00:16:54,208 --> 00:16:57,042 Fuck. What are we-- I mean, what-- 293 00:16:57,125 --> 00:16:58,500 I mean-- 294 00:16:58,625 --> 00:17:00,500 It's possible he wouldn't mind 295 00:17:00,583 --> 00:17:03,417 that someone just hung himself in his brand-new house. 296 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,000 He might think it's cool. 297 00:17:05,083 --> 00:17:08,375 On the other hand, he might be totally normal. 298 00:17:09,458 --> 00:17:11,250 He could very easily be... 299 00:17:12,916 --> 00:17:13,958 ...normal. 300 00:17:14,583 --> 00:17:19,125 If we don't sell the house this week, we are going to lose... everything. 301 00:17:19,708 --> 00:17:23,125 Right, but why-- why would the buyer find out? 302 00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:25,416 By the time this comes out, it'll be done. 303 00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:27,291 -Tom! -What? 304 00:17:27,375 --> 00:17:29,667 It'll be all over the internet in the morning. 305 00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:32,500 Best-selling author commits suicide in friends' garden. 306 00:17:32,583 --> 00:17:34,458 Tragedy of the north London elite. 307 00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:38,042 She was a columnist for the Daily Mail. Don't you fucking get it? 308 00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:40,417 Fuck! 309 00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:45,083 What are we supposed to do? Keep her here until the buyer signs? 310 00:17:45,167 --> 00:17:48,417 Do you have an idea how bad a decomposing body smells? 311 00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:51,250 And how are we supposed to find not reporting it? 312 00:17:51,333 --> 00:17:54,000 That's a crime. It has to be. A bad crime. 313 00:17:54,083 --> 00:17:55,917 I know. 314 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,375 Well, we're not going to do that. 315 00:17:58,458 --> 00:18:00,500 No. We're not going to do that. 316 00:18:01,083 --> 00:18:02,500 What? 317 00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:04,500 What if she hadn't done it here? 318 00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:05,958 She did it here. 319 00:18:06,958 --> 00:18:08,167 What if she hadn't? 320 00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:10,792 She did it. How is this relevant? 321 00:18:10,875 --> 00:18:13,417 What if she'd done it at her place? 322 00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:16,208 -You can't be serious. -Why not? 323 00:18:18,167 --> 00:18:20,375 You're saying, we move the body? 324 00:18:20,458 --> 00:18:22,125 -Yeah. -To her place? 325 00:18:22,208 --> 00:18:25,208 -And then what? -Work it out. 326 00:18:25,292 --> 00:18:28,333 -That's insane. -It's doable. 327 00:18:28,417 --> 00:18:30,500 Doable? 328 00:18:30,583 --> 00:18:32,708 Driving to the West End in under two hours 329 00:18:32,792 --> 00:18:34,875 on a Friday night is doable. This is not! 330 00:18:34,958 --> 00:18:37,792 -Why not? -Because it is wrong. 331 00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:52,500 We're in this situation because of you. 332 00:18:52,583 --> 00:18:55,208 You don't have the luxury of a conscience right now. 333 00:18:56,208 --> 00:18:58,000 You want us to lose everything? 334 00:18:58,083 --> 00:19:00,625 You want to pull Ben and Sophie out of school? 335 00:19:01,250 --> 00:19:02,875 You went to a state school. 336 00:19:02,958 --> 00:19:03,792 That was then. 337 00:19:03,875 --> 00:19:07,417 If we don't sell, we can't afford a place in a decent catchment area. 338 00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:10,333 They'll end up somewhere like Crossley fucking Park. 339 00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:13,208 -They had three stabbings since Christmas! -Park. 340 00:19:13,292 --> 00:19:14,167 Yes. 341 00:19:14,875 --> 00:19:17,292 We have to deal with the situation, Tom. 342 00:19:18,333 --> 00:19:20,333 What about Beth and Richard? 343 00:19:20,417 --> 00:19:22,292 We'll talk to them. 344 00:19:23,917 --> 00:19:25,500 They won't go along with this. 345 00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:28,875 They're our oldest friends. 346 00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:35,000 THE TROUBLE WITH FRIENDS 347 00:19:35,083 --> 00:19:37,125 I can't believe we're discussing this. 348 00:19:37,208 --> 00:19:39,750 Look, you must surely realize 349 00:19:39,833 --> 00:19:43,083 that you can't just move a body if-- 350 00:19:43,167 --> 00:19:45,250 if it's dead. That would be illegal. 351 00:19:45,333 --> 00:19:46,333 And wrong! 352 00:19:46,417 --> 00:19:48,958 Yes, that too! Wrong! Absolutely. 353 00:19:49,042 --> 00:19:53,000 -I know. I mean, it sounds crazy. -No, it is crazy! 354 00:19:53,083 --> 00:19:56,958 -Look, guys. Come on. -Let me ask you something. 355 00:19:57,583 --> 00:20:00,500 -What would be the harm? -What do you mean, harm? 356 00:20:00,625 --> 00:20:04,167 We're talking about Jessica! How can you even ask that? 357 00:20:04,250 --> 00:20:06,375 Just tell me what harm would it do? 358 00:20:06,458 --> 00:20:08,958 Um, Jessica just killed herself in your garden. 359 00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:11,500 That seems like quite a lot of harm to me. 360 00:20:11,583 --> 00:20:12,500 I mean... 361 00:20:13,417 --> 00:20:15,792 We should be thinking about her. 362 00:20:15,875 --> 00:20:18,000 Can you fucking hear yourself right now? 363 00:20:18,583 --> 00:20:22,750 Yeah, uhm, what I'm saying is, there's another side to this. 364 00:20:22,833 --> 00:20:25,042 There will be consequences for Tom and me. 365 00:20:25,125 --> 00:20:28,042 -There are consequences for everything. -And Ben, Sophie. 366 00:20:28,125 --> 00:20:30,083 -Don't bring them into this! -Why not? 367 00:20:30,167 --> 00:20:31,875 This is going to affect them. 368 00:20:31,958 --> 00:20:33,958 What about Jessica's parents? 369 00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,083 Are we going to lie to them? 370 00:20:36,167 --> 00:20:40,083 What difference is it to them whether she did it here or at her place? 371 00:20:40,167 --> 00:20:44,167 -How would you feel if you were them? -If I didn't know it had happened? 372 00:20:44,250 --> 00:20:45,500 -It's lying! -It is lying. 373 00:20:45,625 --> 00:20:49,958 We're asking you to lie, so that our lives don't get totally fucked! 374 00:20:50,042 --> 00:20:52,708 I can't believe you're asking us to do this. 375 00:20:55,125 --> 00:20:58,083 -She was our friend. -More our friend, really. 376 00:20:58,167 --> 00:20:59,250 Such a great friend, 377 00:20:59,333 --> 00:21:02,750 she killed herself in our garden right when we're selling the house. 378 00:21:02,833 --> 00:21:05,500 Who does that? Kill themself in someone else's garden? 379 00:21:05,583 --> 00:21:08,458 Why couldn't she kill herself in her own fucking garden? 380 00:21:09,333 --> 00:21:11,000 She didn't have a garden. 381 00:21:11,083 --> 00:21:13,333 Look, let's try to be reasonable. 382 00:21:13,417 --> 00:21:16,833 I know this is a tough situation for you guys, but you know, 383 00:21:16,917 --> 00:21:19,458 sometimes life is like that. You take the hit-- 384 00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:21,792 You know what? You try taking the hit. 385 00:21:21,875 --> 00:21:25,125 -I wasn't trying to minimize the stakes. -No, but you did anyway. 386 00:21:26,208 --> 00:21:29,875 Listen, whatever you do next is going to hurt someone. 387 00:21:31,292 --> 00:21:33,000 Who the fuck is that? 388 00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:36,208 -Who calls this time of night? -Right, who does that? 389 00:21:36,292 --> 00:21:38,292 Let's just not answer the door. 390 00:21:38,375 --> 00:21:41,708 If we move the body, and someone saw something, we're fucked. 391 00:21:41,792 --> 00:21:43,500 Nobody is moving the body. 392 00:21:43,625 --> 00:21:46,208 And it's not a body, for fuck's sake, it's Jessica! 393 00:21:46,292 --> 00:21:48,083 It's Jessica who just fucked us! 394 00:21:48,167 --> 00:21:49,167 Okay. 395 00:21:49,250 --> 00:21:52,583 Let's calm down, right? Let's just see who it is. 396 00:22:10,083 --> 00:22:11,333 Fuck. 397 00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:16,750 -It's whatshername from next door. -Who? 398 00:22:16,833 --> 00:22:18,167 Whatshername? 399 00:22:19,083 --> 00:22:19,917 Miranda! 400 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:23,375 -Oh, yeah, M-- Miranda. -Do you think she saw something? 401 00:22:24,292 --> 00:22:26,708 A bit of a coincidence, her just turning up now. 402 00:22:26,792 --> 00:22:27,750 Who does that? 403 00:22:27,833 --> 00:22:31,750 Look, if she saw something, you wouldn't want to move the body. 404 00:22:31,833 --> 00:22:33,917 Stop calling her 'the body'! 405 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:34,958 He's right. 406 00:22:36,333 --> 00:22:38,292 Let's just see what she wants. 407 00:22:43,792 --> 00:22:48,167 THE TROUBLE WITH NEIGHBORS 408 00:22:48,250 --> 00:22:49,333 Hello. 409 00:22:49,417 --> 00:22:51,375 I'm sorry to bother you so late. 410 00:22:51,458 --> 00:22:53,667 It's just that I think I saw 411 00:22:53,750 --> 00:22:56,625 Jessica Devi in your garden. 412 00:22:57,500 --> 00:22:59,333 -Jessica Devi? -Yes. 413 00:22:59,417 --> 00:23:01,167 She wrote this book. 414 00:23:01,250 --> 00:23:03,458 -Have you read it? -No. 415 00:23:03,500 --> 00:23:05,042 Oh, it's wonderful! 416 00:23:05,125 --> 00:23:06,458 It's so moving. 417 00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:10,500 The part where she talks about making friends with her depression. Oh. 418 00:23:12,750 --> 00:23:14,375 Well, I was hoping... 419 00:23:14,458 --> 00:23:15,792 Yes? 420 00:23:15,875 --> 00:23:19,333 ...she might sign my copy. If she's not too busy. 421 00:23:22,958 --> 00:23:24,167 Is she here? 422 00:23:24,792 --> 00:23:26,917 -Yes. -Oh, she is here? 423 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,250 -Wonderful! -But... 424 00:23:29,333 --> 00:23:31,875 -She's indisposed. -Oh. 425 00:23:31,958 --> 00:23:35,792 Well, could you just ask her? It would only take a minute. 426 00:23:39,792 --> 00:23:41,625 Could you just wait a moment? 427 00:23:45,417 --> 00:23:48,208 She wants Jessica to sign her fucking book. 428 00:23:48,292 --> 00:23:50,125 What? Just tell her to fuck off. 429 00:23:50,208 --> 00:23:52,417 -She won't fuck off. -Just tell her. 430 00:23:52,500 --> 00:23:54,042 It might look suspicious. 431 00:23:54,125 --> 00:23:56,292 Tom, Sarah, this is getting ridiculous. 432 00:23:56,375 --> 00:23:57,958 Just-- just a minute. 433 00:23:58,042 --> 00:23:59,583 What are you-- 434 00:24:01,083 --> 00:24:02,958 That's her bag! 435 00:24:03,042 --> 00:24:06,042 You can't just go rifling through her bag and-- 436 00:24:07,083 --> 00:24:08,458 Wait. 437 00:24:15,500 --> 00:24:16,667 -Hi. -Hello. 438 00:24:16,750 --> 00:24:18,833 I'm sorry to bother you so late. 439 00:24:18,917 --> 00:24:21,458 -Jessica doesn't want to come out. -She doesn't? 440 00:24:21,500 --> 00:24:22,917 She's shy. 441 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,292 Oh. 442 00:24:24,375 --> 00:24:27,208 -But she'll sign your book. -She will? 443 00:24:27,292 --> 00:24:28,667 Give it to me. 444 00:24:29,417 --> 00:24:33,375 -She--she won't come out? -Well, she hates signing books. 445 00:24:33,458 --> 00:24:36,500 But I got her to make an exception in your case. 446 00:24:36,583 --> 00:24:38,625 -Oh. -Unless you don't want it signed. 447 00:24:38,708 --> 00:24:41,000 No! No, I do. 448 00:24:43,333 --> 00:24:44,417 Mm. 449 00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:46,375 Well, okay. 450 00:24:46,958 --> 00:24:48,458 All right. 451 00:24:52,708 --> 00:24:55,833 No, you can't do what I think you're about to do. 452 00:24:55,917 --> 00:24:56,750 Why not? 453 00:24:59,500 --> 00:25:00,417 Jess-- 454 00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:02,958 -No! No, stop! -Jessica... 455 00:25:03,042 --> 00:25:05,500 Devi. That's good. 456 00:25:06,208 --> 00:25:07,583 How does that look? 457 00:25:07,667 --> 00:25:10,083 -Not bad. -This is insane! 458 00:25:12,750 --> 00:25:14,708 -Here you are. -Oh, thank you. 459 00:25:14,792 --> 00:25:15,958 Okay, then. 460 00:25:16,042 --> 00:25:18,458 Would've been nice to meet her. 461 00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:22,583 No, you wouldn't want to. She hates fans. 462 00:25:22,667 --> 00:25:26,792 -Really? -Yeah. You know these creative types. 463 00:25:26,875 --> 00:25:30,167 -I see. Well, it's a wonderful book. -So I hear. 464 00:25:30,250 --> 00:25:32,208 -You should read it. -Yes, I will. 465 00:25:32,292 --> 00:25:34,250 -Goodnight then. -Goodnight. 466 00:25:40,792 --> 00:25:43,875 Have you any idea how crazy what you just did is? 467 00:25:43,958 --> 00:25:46,917 -We had to get rid of her. -But that's evidence! 468 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:50,625 -If you go through with it. -No one is going through with it. 469 00:25:50,708 --> 00:25:51,958 You two have gone mad. 470 00:25:52,042 --> 00:25:55,042 You're asking us to take an enormous risk! 471 00:25:55,125 --> 00:25:56,750 You understand that, right? 472 00:25:56,833 --> 00:26:00,125 Assuming we get caught. If we're smart about it, we won't. 473 00:26:00,208 --> 00:26:03,042 You-- you can't rule out getting caught! 474 00:26:03,667 --> 00:26:04,667 All right, we can't. 475 00:26:04,750 --> 00:26:07,375 But we are desperate. We need your help. 476 00:26:07,458 --> 00:26:10,292 -I understand that. But-- -You're our oldest friends. 477 00:26:10,375 --> 00:26:12,083 Yes. No, yeah, we-- hey. 478 00:26:12,167 --> 00:26:14,042 We are your oldest friends. 479 00:26:14,125 --> 00:26:16,875 And we will do anything we can to help, except-- 480 00:26:16,958 --> 00:26:19,792 There's no helping us if we don't sell the house. 481 00:26:19,875 --> 00:26:22,833 -We will lose everything. -No, you don't know that. 482 00:26:23,375 --> 00:26:24,833 We helped you... 483 00:26:25,833 --> 00:26:29,250 You said it, "You don't know what you would've done if we hadn't." 484 00:26:29,333 --> 00:26:31,917 You did, but I helped you after that. 485 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:35,500 When you needed documents countersigned. For the Merrow Street project? 486 00:26:35,583 --> 00:26:37,417 I had to be naughty on that one. 487 00:26:37,500 --> 00:26:39,000 Yes, but this is different. 488 00:26:39,083 --> 00:26:41,375 Fuckin' right, it's different! Look, we-- 489 00:26:41,458 --> 00:26:43,208 We want to help. You know we do. 490 00:26:43,292 --> 00:26:45,417 -We do. -But with this, we can't. 491 00:26:45,500 --> 00:26:47,000 It's not reasonable. 492 00:26:48,083 --> 00:26:49,500 So, that's it then. 493 00:26:50,500 --> 00:26:53,708 Hey... I am sorry. 494 00:27:00,208 --> 00:27:02,292 I remember Merrow Street. 495 00:27:03,583 --> 00:27:05,917 You did take a risk for us then. 496 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,625 You said you'd get disbarred if anyone found out. 497 00:27:09,167 --> 00:27:12,042 -We all were younger then. -We were. 498 00:27:12,125 --> 00:27:15,417 It's funny how that became a badge of our friendship. 499 00:27:16,417 --> 00:27:19,833 It never would've come up if Tom hadn't been useless at paperwork. 500 00:27:19,917 --> 00:27:21,625 He is pretty bloody useless. 501 00:27:21,708 --> 00:27:24,167 Of course, when I do the taxes for Tom's company, 502 00:27:24,250 --> 00:27:26,000 he hands everything over to me. 503 00:27:26,083 --> 00:27:28,375 I have to sort it all out, 504 00:27:28,458 --> 00:27:30,375 because he's so useless at paperwork. 505 00:27:30,458 --> 00:27:33,250 Because he just hands everything over to me, that's-- 506 00:27:33,333 --> 00:27:36,000 that's how I know that I'll still have it all 507 00:27:36,083 --> 00:27:39,000 in my files, that naughty thing you did. 508 00:27:39,083 --> 00:27:40,458 Sarah, what are you t-- 509 00:27:40,500 --> 00:27:42,458 If that file would find its way 510 00:27:42,500 --> 00:27:45,750 to the bar council, then that might be a hit 511 00:27:45,833 --> 00:27:47,083 you have to take. 512 00:27:47,167 --> 00:27:50,333 Sarah, you can't be serious. Richard is our friend! 513 00:27:50,417 --> 00:27:53,000 Yes, we're all friends here, aren't we? 514 00:27:53,792 --> 00:27:56,167 -You fucking bitch. -Okay. 515 00:27:56,250 --> 00:27:57,708 Wait! Just wait a minute! 516 00:27:57,792 --> 00:27:59,375 Don't tell me to wait a minute! 517 00:27:59,458 --> 00:28:02,083 Your wife just tried to blackmail us! 518 00:28:02,167 --> 00:28:03,292 Sarah. 519 00:28:04,500 --> 00:28:07,750 You didn't mean... what you just said. 520 00:28:07,833 --> 00:28:12,167 -I mean, what kind of people are we? -I don't know about you, Tom. 521 00:28:12,250 --> 00:28:14,917 But I want to protect my family. 522 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:18,792 We can all stand here, talk about what nice, reasonable people we are. 523 00:28:18,875 --> 00:28:22,167 God, I'd love to call the police so that you won't hate me. 524 00:28:22,250 --> 00:28:24,333 Or have my husband wonder who he's-- 525 00:28:24,417 --> 00:28:27,000 been married to all these years, but... 526 00:28:28,250 --> 00:28:30,250 ...I know that if I did that... 527 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,292 Look... 528 00:28:43,875 --> 00:28:45,625 Look... 529 00:28:45,708 --> 00:28:48,625 Look! What do you think happens when you lose everything? 530 00:28:48,708 --> 00:28:51,333 Do you think someone just will give Tom another job? 531 00:28:51,417 --> 00:28:52,917 Another fucking mortgage? 532 00:28:54,625 --> 00:28:55,625 Fuck. 533 00:28:56,250 --> 00:28:59,083 It's going to be survival. That's what happens when-- 534 00:28:59,958 --> 00:29:01,958 You know that's what-- 535 00:29:02,500 --> 00:29:04,333 That's what being poor is. 536 00:29:04,417 --> 00:29:06,750 I've been there, unlike you. 537 00:29:06,833 --> 00:29:11,750 -Don't sell me your sob story. -You'd be sobbing if it was your story. 538 00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:15,208 Call it protecting your children, or whatever you like. 539 00:29:15,292 --> 00:29:18,958 But in the end, ultimately, it is just bullshit! 540 00:29:19,042 --> 00:29:21,042 I didn't ask to be put in this position. 541 00:29:21,125 --> 00:29:23,500 Jessica put us all in this position. 542 00:29:23,583 --> 00:29:26,500 And I'm sorry she felt she had to do what she did. 543 00:29:26,583 --> 00:29:28,792 But what she did, she did to us, too. 544 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:33,083 I have to deal with this in the best way that I know how. 545 00:29:33,667 --> 00:29:37,208 Tom, so you-- you're happy with this, hmm? 546 00:29:39,750 --> 00:29:43,250 I wouldn't exactly describe myself as happy, no. 547 00:29:44,708 --> 00:29:46,667 But if you're happy to stand by, 548 00:29:46,750 --> 00:29:48,833 and watch us lose everything... 549 00:29:50,417 --> 00:29:53,833 Oh, tell me it is not that fucking woman again! 550 00:29:58,333 --> 00:30:00,042 Good evening', madam. 551 00:30:00,125 --> 00:30:01,417 Hello. 552 00:30:02,083 --> 00:30:03,708 Is everything all right? 553 00:30:03,792 --> 00:30:08,333 Mm-hmm. Yes... Is there any reason why everything wouldn't be all right? 554 00:30:08,417 --> 00:30:10,792 Someone dialed 999 from this house. 555 00:30:10,875 --> 00:30:12,500 Oh, they did? 556 00:30:12,583 --> 00:30:14,958 -They did. Yes. -Oh! 557 00:30:16,375 --> 00:30:19,042 -Did you call 999? -Me? 558 00:30:19,125 --> 00:30:20,417 Yes, madam. 559 00:30:21,625 --> 00:30:22,792 No. 560 00:30:22,875 --> 00:30:25,208 Did someone else call 999? 561 00:30:25,792 --> 00:30:26,792 Uh. 562 00:30:27,750 --> 00:30:29,083 I did. 563 00:30:30,125 --> 00:30:32,792 Hm... I thought I saw some kids 564 00:30:32,875 --> 00:30:35,125 breaking into the neighbor's car. 565 00:30:36,375 --> 00:30:39,292 -Which car was that? -The blue... one... 566 00:30:39,875 --> 00:30:43,625 -Over there. -Thought you saw or saw? 567 00:30:43,708 --> 00:30:46,708 Oh, no, saw. Definitely saw. 568 00:30:46,792 --> 00:30:50,125 -But you didn't complete the call. -Well, they saw me. 569 00:30:50,208 --> 00:30:54,167 I was-- I was looking at them, and I was on the phone. 570 00:30:54,792 --> 00:30:59,208 So, they ran away... just... that way. 571 00:30:59,292 --> 00:31:00,375 They ran away? 572 00:31:00,458 --> 00:31:03,667 I didn't want to waste your time, so I put down the phone. 573 00:31:03,750 --> 00:31:06,750 Never a waste of time calling us if you witness a crime, sir. 574 00:31:06,833 --> 00:31:08,625 That's what we're here for. 575 00:31:08,708 --> 00:31:09,750 Of course. 576 00:31:11,125 --> 00:31:13,250 -Sure everything's all right? -Absolutely. 577 00:31:13,333 --> 00:31:15,250 Everything is just great. 578 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,125 Maybe we should take a quick look inside 579 00:31:19,208 --> 00:31:20,250 just to make sure. 580 00:31:20,333 --> 00:31:22,500 Everything is all right, so... 581 00:31:23,208 --> 00:31:26,208 -Maybe just a little look. -You want to come in? 582 00:31:26,292 --> 00:31:28,250 -Thank you. -Okay. 583 00:31:28,333 --> 00:31:30,167 Just right over here. 584 00:31:31,417 --> 00:31:35,083 THE TROUBLE WITH THE LAW 585 00:31:46,917 --> 00:31:49,750 -Having dinner? -That's right, yeah. 586 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,000 Is that a clafoutis? 587 00:31:57,083 --> 00:31:58,917 It is, yes. 588 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,458 You got five plates, I see. 589 00:32:03,500 --> 00:32:06,167 -Yes. -Is someone else here? 590 00:32:06,750 --> 00:32:07,708 There was. 591 00:32:08,625 --> 00:32:10,833 -She wasn't feeling well and-- -She left. 592 00:32:13,750 --> 00:32:16,042 Well, it looks like everything here's okay. 593 00:32:18,667 --> 00:32:21,958 Uh, there is one thing... 594 00:32:22,042 --> 00:32:23,458 What's that then? 595 00:32:26,750 --> 00:32:28,250 ...I'd like to say. 596 00:32:33,833 --> 00:32:36,875 Thank you for taking the trouble. 597 00:32:36,958 --> 00:32:38,792 No trouble at all, madam. 598 00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:43,042 All right then, sorry to have bothered you. 599 00:32:43,500 --> 00:32:44,708 It's all right. 600 00:32:50,042 --> 00:32:52,875 Hmm. That is a lovely-looking clafoutis. 601 00:32:53,750 --> 00:32:55,375 Made one myself the other day. 602 00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,500 You browned the top off just about perfect. 603 00:33:03,208 --> 00:33:04,375 Come on, Paul. 604 00:33:06,125 --> 00:33:07,125 Sorry. 605 00:33:15,417 --> 00:33:17,875 Sorry to have bothered you. We have to check. 606 00:33:18,667 --> 00:33:20,125 If anything else happens, 607 00:33:20,208 --> 00:33:22,500 if you see any more kids up to no good? 608 00:33:22,542 --> 00:33:25,292 -Feel free to give us a call. -Okay. 609 00:33:28,833 --> 00:33:31,833 Is there something you might want to tell me, sir? 610 00:33:34,750 --> 00:33:35,958 No. 611 00:33:37,458 --> 00:33:38,958 Nothing I can think of. 612 00:33:45,750 --> 00:33:48,625 -All right then. Good night. -Good night. 613 00:33:49,417 --> 00:33:50,500 Good night. 614 00:33:51,792 --> 00:33:53,458 Oh, fuck. 615 00:33:53,500 --> 00:33:55,500 They're gone. 616 00:33:55,625 --> 00:33:57,750 This is... fuck! 617 00:33:58,833 --> 00:34:03,042 We all just concealed a dead body from the police. 618 00:34:04,333 --> 00:34:07,500 I'm a member of the fucking bar, for fuck's sake! 619 00:34:07,542 --> 00:34:08,500 Calm down. 620 00:34:08,625 --> 00:34:12,292 Don't tell me that! You realize what happens if this comes out? 621 00:34:12,375 --> 00:34:15,500 This isn't some paperwork from the fucking past! 622 00:34:15,625 --> 00:34:19,375 This will be the end of me! The absolutely fucking end! 623 00:34:19,458 --> 00:34:22,625 It won't be the end if we keep our heads, and see this through. 624 00:34:22,708 --> 00:34:24,458 Oh, great! Oh, fantastic. 625 00:34:24,500 --> 00:34:28,042 So, we'll carry a dead body across the street, put it in the car, 626 00:34:28,125 --> 00:34:30,375 drive it to her flat, get her up the stairs, 627 00:34:30,458 --> 00:34:32,125 and all without being seen? 628 00:34:32,208 --> 00:34:35,333 -What could go wrong? -You're going along with this now? 629 00:34:35,417 --> 00:34:37,958 We have to! We're fucked if we don't! 630 00:34:38,042 --> 00:34:40,708 -We haven't done anything! -We just did! 631 00:34:41,333 --> 00:34:43,750 No! I-- no. 632 00:34:43,833 --> 00:34:47,875 I-- I wanted to say something, and you stopped me. 633 00:34:47,958 --> 00:34:50,167 You dragged me across the room by the hand. 634 00:34:50,250 --> 00:34:52,250 You hurt my hand. It's still hurting! 635 00:34:52,333 --> 00:34:54,875 I'm sorry about your fucking hand! 636 00:34:54,958 --> 00:34:57,667 No, you're not! You're not sorry about anything! 637 00:34:57,750 --> 00:35:00,250 You only care about your precious career. 638 00:35:00,333 --> 00:35:02,792 -Cavorting around the Old Bailey in a wig. -What? 639 00:35:02,875 --> 00:35:07,250 Letting rapists roam the streets as long as we say how marvelous you are! 640 00:35:07,333 --> 00:35:09,667 What the fuck has that got to do with anything? 641 00:35:09,750 --> 00:35:14,042 If you don't know that, you're not as clever as you think you are. 642 00:35:14,125 --> 00:35:16,042 I wasn't clever enough to anticipate 643 00:35:16,125 --> 00:35:19,333 the toxic fucking sanctimony you dish out every day. 644 00:35:19,417 --> 00:35:20,500 No. No, I was not. 645 00:35:20,625 --> 00:35:23,958 -That came as a surprise. -Okay, guys? 646 00:35:24,042 --> 00:35:25,042 For God's sake! 647 00:35:25,125 --> 00:35:29,458 You try living with God's representative of moral perfection on Earth. 648 00:35:29,500 --> 00:35:32,625 -Isn't easy for us ordinary mortals. -You're weak! 649 00:35:32,708 --> 00:35:35,958 You're just weak! You know you are! Go on, run away! 650 00:35:36,042 --> 00:35:37,375 Weak! 651 00:35:53,958 --> 00:35:56,458 An hour ago, we were just fucking having dinner. 652 00:35:56,500 --> 00:35:59,542 Now, I just feel like I've got a fucking gun to my head. 653 00:35:59,667 --> 00:36:01,292 Well, we're locked in now. 654 00:36:02,833 --> 00:36:07,167 Would it be so terrible to just-- just move the body? 655 00:36:10,708 --> 00:36:12,792 What would be the harm, really? 656 00:36:16,292 --> 00:36:19,083 Beth will come around. She's a reasonable person. 657 00:36:20,500 --> 00:36:24,500 Reasonable? Sorry, did you not hear what she just said? 658 00:36:24,542 --> 00:36:27,125 All I care about is my wig. 659 00:36:27,208 --> 00:36:29,375 Do you think I like rapists? 660 00:36:29,458 --> 00:36:31,250 I fucking hate rapists! 661 00:36:31,333 --> 00:36:34,542 But what else am I supposed to do? I'm good at rapists! 662 00:36:34,667 --> 00:36:37,958 Some-- I love her, but she's impossible sometimes. 663 00:36:39,458 --> 00:36:41,250 We never have sex anymore. 664 00:36:42,708 --> 00:36:44,625 That's marriage though, isn't it? 665 00:36:45,458 --> 00:36:47,250 It just goes away. 666 00:36:47,833 --> 00:36:51,458 The whole thing is ridiculous. We're supposed to mate for life. 667 00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:53,875 But we only want do it for the first years. 668 00:36:53,958 --> 00:36:56,500 Then all we want is to do it with other people. 669 00:36:56,542 --> 00:36:58,625 Who's fucking brilliant idea was that? 670 00:37:02,625 --> 00:37:05,500 Jessica was different, though. She-- she never changed. 671 00:37:07,833 --> 00:37:09,875 I-- I never make men happy. 672 00:37:09,958 --> 00:37:11,500 -What about Mr. X? -Mr. X? 673 00:37:11,542 --> 00:37:14,625 I wouldn't say I made him happy. He made me happy. 674 00:37:14,708 --> 00:37:17,042 -It's from the book. -Do we know him? 675 00:37:17,125 --> 00:37:18,542 She wouldn't tell me. 676 00:37:21,208 --> 00:37:23,750 She never stopped living. 677 00:37:23,833 --> 00:37:24,917 She didn't. 678 00:37:26,292 --> 00:37:28,500 What if we just went off? 679 00:37:29,792 --> 00:37:31,208 What? 680 00:37:31,292 --> 00:37:34,250 Somewhere like Morocco or Brazil... 681 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,667 ...together? 682 00:37:40,958 --> 00:37:43,292 We should get back to them. We need to-- 683 00:37:43,375 --> 00:37:46,458 We need to decide what we're going to do together. 684 00:37:46,500 --> 00:37:48,708 Just uh, just leave them for a bit. 685 00:37:48,792 --> 00:37:52,333 Sarah and Beth love each other. They'll work it out, you know? 686 00:37:57,375 --> 00:37:58,750 Oh! 687 00:37:59,833 --> 00:38:03,792 -I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. -It's okay. I'll clear it up. 688 00:38:03,875 --> 00:38:06,083 -No, no, I'll clear it up! -Can I help? 689 00:38:06,167 --> 00:38:08,958 No, fuck off! I'm still angry with you! 690 00:38:09,042 --> 00:38:10,792 Oh, I'm so-- 691 00:38:12,083 --> 00:38:13,167 I'm so sorry. 692 00:38:16,750 --> 00:38:19,875 It's fine. Will you help? 693 00:38:36,875 --> 00:38:38,083 Hello? 694 00:38:39,458 --> 00:38:41,000 Oh, hello! 695 00:38:41,875 --> 00:38:43,083 You what? 696 00:38:44,708 --> 00:38:47,292 Uh, now? As in tonight? 697 00:38:48,750 --> 00:38:51,125 No, it's just that, uh... 698 00:38:51,208 --> 00:38:52,708 I-- the thing is-- 699 00:38:53,417 --> 00:38:55,167 This is the only night. 700 00:38:56,083 --> 00:38:57,500 Okay. 701 00:38:58,500 --> 00:38:59,958 Okay. 702 00:39:00,500 --> 00:39:01,667 What? 703 00:39:01,750 --> 00:39:05,042 It's the estate agent. The buyer wants to come over. 704 00:39:05,125 --> 00:39:07,875 -She wants to show her husband the house. -Now? 705 00:39:07,958 --> 00:39:09,542 They said, "Ten minutes." 706 00:39:09,667 --> 00:39:11,958 What the fuck! That's ridiculous! 707 00:39:12,042 --> 00:39:15,167 He spends most of his time abroad. She picked out the house. 708 00:39:15,250 --> 00:39:17,500 Now, suddenly, he wants to see it! 709 00:39:17,542 --> 00:39:20,083 This is the only night that he can do it 710 00:39:20,167 --> 00:39:21,417 until he flies out again. 711 00:39:21,500 --> 00:39:24,167 He can't just turn up in the middle of the night! 712 00:39:24,250 --> 00:39:26,333 -That's unreasonable! -He's rich. 713 00:39:26,958 --> 00:39:28,750 Rich people are unreasonable. 714 00:39:28,833 --> 00:39:32,375 -We can't say "no". -What about, um... 715 00:39:34,708 --> 00:39:37,125 -We'll have to move her. -No way! 716 00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:40,667 -We were going to, anyway. -I am having no part in this. 717 00:39:41,292 --> 00:39:43,833 Fine... Tom? 718 00:39:45,042 --> 00:39:46,167 Richard! 719 00:39:56,333 --> 00:39:57,333 Okay. 720 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,500 All right. Give me a hand. 721 00:40:09,792 --> 00:40:12,208 -I'm sorry. I don't think I can. -What? 722 00:40:12,292 --> 00:40:14,208 I can't touch her. 723 00:40:15,750 --> 00:40:16,542 Really? 724 00:40:17,667 --> 00:40:19,125 -What do you mean? -Shh! 725 00:40:19,208 --> 00:40:22,125 I can't, okay? Does that mean I'm not a real man? 726 00:40:22,208 --> 00:40:24,500 Keep it down, for fuck's sake! 727 00:40:28,500 --> 00:40:32,042 Oh... careful, careful. 728 00:40:36,833 --> 00:40:39,750 Can you at least open the fucking door? 729 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:47,167 -Fuck. -Shh! 730 00:40:56,250 --> 00:40:58,167 -Upstairs. -Ups-- where? 731 00:40:58,250 --> 00:41:00,083 Somewhere! 732 00:41:00,167 --> 00:41:02,792 -Fuck! -That was not ten minutes. 733 00:41:02,875 --> 00:41:04,417 Okay, in there. 734 00:41:04,500 --> 00:41:07,250 -Open the door! -Where-- R-- Richard, Richard! 735 00:41:07,333 --> 00:41:08,667 Fuck! 736 00:41:11,500 --> 00:41:13,875 Sit her on the toilet. 737 00:41:13,958 --> 00:41:16,708 -She's slipping! -Put her up. 738 00:41:16,792 --> 00:41:19,458 There we are. That's it. It's okay. It's fine. 739 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,917 -What if they want to look? -They won't want to look. 740 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,500 It's just a toilet. 741 00:41:40,750 --> 00:41:44,083 THE TROUBLE WITH RICH PEOPLE 742 00:41:44,167 --> 00:41:45,958 Hi. Sorry. 743 00:41:46,042 --> 00:41:49,792 Husband insists on taking a look. Tricky type. But this will nail it. 744 00:41:49,875 --> 00:41:52,042 -Okay. -Five minutes. In and out. 745 00:41:52,125 --> 00:41:55,125 -Hi. I'm so sorry about this. -No, no, it's fine. 746 00:41:55,208 --> 00:41:57,833 -I hope we're not disturbing you. -Not at all. 747 00:41:57,917 --> 00:42:00,500 It's just Klaus is in town. He's always away. 748 00:42:00,542 --> 00:42:02,083 And since he's here... 749 00:42:02,167 --> 00:42:04,542 -Just wanted to see what I'm buying. -Of course. 750 00:42:04,667 --> 00:42:06,083 Come in. 751 00:42:06,750 --> 00:42:08,542 -You remember my husband Tom? -Yes. 752 00:42:08,667 --> 00:42:10,333 -It's Ellen. -Hi. 753 00:42:11,167 --> 00:42:12,917 You're Helen. Helen, isn't it? 754 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:14,625 -Ellen. -All right. 755 00:42:17,500 --> 00:42:19,750 I'm so sorry, you're having dinner. 756 00:42:19,833 --> 00:42:21,708 That is what people do 757 00:42:22,917 --> 00:42:24,125 at dinnertime. 758 00:42:24,208 --> 00:42:26,458 -We are pretty much finished. -Yes. 759 00:42:27,375 --> 00:42:29,292 Is that a clafoutis? 760 00:42:29,375 --> 00:42:32,042 Yes. It's actually a specialty of mine. 761 00:42:32,125 --> 00:42:34,792 How funny. I love clafoutis. 762 00:42:34,875 --> 00:42:37,417 Okay. Um, help yourself. 763 00:42:37,500 --> 00:42:39,500 Oh, I'm on a diet. 764 00:42:39,625 --> 00:42:41,667 So, this is the kitchen. 765 00:42:41,750 --> 00:42:42,917 Okay. 766 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,042 I love what you've done with this. 767 00:42:45,125 --> 00:42:47,250 Is-- is that Friedrichsen? 768 00:42:47,333 --> 00:42:50,500 Yes. That adds serious value to a kitchen. 769 00:42:50,625 --> 00:42:53,708 -What do you think, honey? -It's nice. 770 00:42:58,167 --> 00:43:00,000 Yes? When? 771 00:43:00,667 --> 00:43:02,500 Oh, I didn't see it. 772 00:43:03,250 --> 00:43:05,375 Talk to Becker. Don't talk to Peterson. 773 00:43:05,458 --> 00:43:08,375 I told you, I don't want them to do anything 774 00:43:08,458 --> 00:43:10,500 till the lawyers have seen it, okay? 775 00:43:11,708 --> 00:43:13,292 -Sorry. -Hmm. 776 00:43:13,375 --> 00:43:15,542 Maybe if we take a look at the rest. 777 00:43:15,667 --> 00:43:17,958 Yeah, sure. Uh, here. Follow me. 778 00:43:33,250 --> 00:43:36,458 Oh, I just love these old fireplaces. 779 00:43:36,500 --> 00:43:40,375 People used to rip them out. Now, they pay thousands to put them back in. 780 00:43:40,458 --> 00:43:41,667 Okay. 781 00:43:48,333 --> 00:43:49,167 Okay. 782 00:43:57,208 --> 00:43:58,208 Okay. 783 00:43:59,667 --> 00:44:03,708 -Okay. It's a nice house. -Thank you. 784 00:44:03,792 --> 00:44:06,250 -When did you buy it? -2002. 785 00:44:06,333 --> 00:44:07,500 2003. 786 00:44:07,542 --> 00:44:10,333 -You did well then, didn't you? -Yes, we got lucky. 787 00:44:11,042 --> 00:44:12,708 Yes, you did. 788 00:44:17,667 --> 00:44:21,417 Yes? No. Don't listen to Harper. 789 00:44:21,500 --> 00:44:23,708 Don't send the draft to the DIT. 790 00:44:23,792 --> 00:44:26,417 I don't want any of these busybodies 791 00:44:26,500 --> 00:44:29,875 getting their hands on it before the contracts are signed, okay? 792 00:44:29,958 --> 00:44:30,958 Okay. 793 00:44:31,917 --> 00:44:33,917 So, what line are you in? 794 00:44:35,083 --> 00:44:36,500 I do consulting. 795 00:44:37,667 --> 00:44:39,667 Consulting for what exactly? 796 00:44:39,750 --> 00:44:41,292 For the energy industry. 797 00:44:43,042 --> 00:44:45,125 Oh, you're a lobbyist for oil companies. 798 00:44:45,875 --> 00:44:48,250 Gas companies, too. 799 00:44:48,333 --> 00:44:51,167 -Nice way to make a living. -It's a good living. 800 00:44:51,250 --> 00:44:53,833 That depends on your definition of good. 801 00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,250 You think you don't make compromises? 802 00:45:00,625 --> 00:45:02,958 At least I'm well paid for it. 803 00:45:06,042 --> 00:45:08,667 Good. I think we've seen everything? 804 00:45:08,750 --> 00:45:09,750 Yeah. 805 00:45:17,375 --> 00:45:19,292 We didn't look in there. 806 00:45:19,792 --> 00:45:21,792 Oh, that's just the toilet. 807 00:45:21,875 --> 00:45:24,125 -Darling. -You're not going to show us? 808 00:45:24,208 --> 00:45:25,958 -What? -The toilet. 809 00:45:26,833 --> 00:45:29,625 -You want to see it? -You showed us your other toilets. 810 00:45:29,708 --> 00:45:31,708 -Did we? -Yes, you did. 811 00:45:31,792 --> 00:45:34,792 Or is there something in there you don't want us to see? 812 00:45:38,458 --> 00:45:39,458 No. 813 00:45:42,625 --> 00:45:45,500 Yes? What? 814 00:45:47,250 --> 00:45:49,917 Hang on, I can't understand you. 815 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,500 Yes, that's better. I can hear you now. 816 00:45:53,083 --> 00:45:56,458 You know, I'm not sure you've seen the garden at nighttime. 817 00:45:56,500 --> 00:45:59,917 Yes, the light really sets off the landscaping. Yeah. 818 00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:03,708 So, here, this is all custom limestone. 819 00:46:03,792 --> 00:46:06,458 Hold on, wait a minute. It's a terrible connection. 820 00:46:06,500 --> 00:46:08,208 We've got to move the body. 821 00:46:08,292 --> 00:46:10,292 -What? -Well, come, now! 822 00:46:10,375 --> 00:46:12,708 -Yeah, no. -Now! 823 00:46:12,792 --> 00:46:15,417 Well, tonight to Dubai, and tomorrow with the client 824 00:46:15,500 --> 00:46:16,875 for lunch. 825 00:46:16,958 --> 00:46:18,500 Maybe dinner, yes. 826 00:46:18,625 --> 00:46:21,875 No. Yes, tonight. It's tonight. 827 00:46:22,417 --> 00:46:23,625 Maybe Brunch? 828 00:46:24,125 --> 00:46:27,542 Maybe Dinner? Well, you know how it is. No. 829 00:46:27,667 --> 00:46:30,125 I do stuff like that spontaneously. 830 00:46:30,208 --> 00:46:32,708 He is in the know. And don't tell Peterson. 831 00:46:32,792 --> 00:46:35,875 -Okay, come on. -I'd rather not tell him anything. 832 00:46:35,958 --> 00:46:39,708 He's pretty much clueless, let's put it like that. Yes. 833 00:46:39,792 --> 00:46:43,083 No. Occasionally? Occasionally, yes. Yeah, occasionally. 834 00:46:43,875 --> 00:46:46,458 Just go. Go, go, go, go, go. 835 00:46:46,500 --> 00:46:47,708 Quick, just there. 836 00:46:47,792 --> 00:46:51,167 Put her legs down on the floor. Get the fuck out of the way! 837 00:46:51,250 --> 00:46:52,500 Get out of the way! 838 00:46:55,042 --> 00:46:56,500 Fuck! 839 00:47:08,208 --> 00:47:11,125 Did you have a-- a good phone call? 840 00:47:15,667 --> 00:47:17,625 Okay. 841 00:47:35,417 --> 00:47:38,333 We have three wonderful primary schools in the area. 842 00:47:38,417 --> 00:47:41,542 I can imagine. Must have been terrific for the children. 843 00:47:41,667 --> 00:47:42,500 Oh, yes. 844 00:47:42,542 --> 00:47:45,958 Klaus and I are planning to have children at some point, when he 845 00:47:46,042 --> 00:47:48,125 spends more time in London. 846 00:47:48,208 --> 00:47:50,917 -Aren't we, honey? -Of course we are. 847 00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:53,000 Well, I've seen all I needed to see. 848 00:47:53,083 --> 00:47:54,625 -Great. -Great. 849 00:47:55,958 --> 00:47:57,458 -We're all set then. -Yeah. 850 00:47:57,500 --> 00:48:02,292 -Obviously, we'll be in touch. -Yes. Thank you so much. 851 00:48:02,375 --> 00:48:03,500 Goodnight! 852 00:48:09,625 --> 00:48:12,625 What the fuck do you think you were doing back there? 853 00:48:12,708 --> 00:48:14,792 You work for evil oil companies. 854 00:48:14,875 --> 00:48:16,667 You're one of Satan's minions. 855 00:48:16,750 --> 00:48:18,500 Yeah, I hate people like that. 856 00:48:18,542 --> 00:48:22,000 Fine! But is it strictly necessary to fuck up our sale 857 00:48:22,083 --> 00:48:23,958 just so you get to express yourself? 858 00:48:24,042 --> 00:48:26,250 Oh, your sale, your sale! 859 00:48:26,333 --> 00:48:29,708 All you think about is this! Your Elephant's Breath countertops, 860 00:48:29,792 --> 00:48:33,208 and your... Friedrichsen oven, and your lamb from Hampstead Organics. 861 00:48:33,292 --> 00:48:34,583 Oh, you go there, too. 862 00:48:34,708 --> 00:48:35,833 Whatever. 863 00:48:35,917 --> 00:48:38,375 The truth is you don't give a shit about Jessica 864 00:48:38,458 --> 00:48:40,542 who you drag around like an old mattress. 865 00:48:40,667 --> 00:48:44,292 To be honest, I don't know why you're taking her side over us. 866 00:48:44,375 --> 00:48:46,167 -Someone has to. -Do they? 867 00:48:46,250 --> 00:48:48,208 What if it was her in our position? 868 00:48:48,292 --> 00:48:50,333 Would she put us before herself? No! 869 00:48:50,417 --> 00:48:52,500 She never thought of anyone but herself! 870 00:48:52,583 --> 00:48:54,500 How much did she borrow from you? 871 00:48:54,583 --> 00:48:58,042 -Did she pay you back? -She was going to when the book came out. 872 00:48:58,125 --> 00:49:00,500 When she had money, she spent it on herself. 873 00:49:00,542 --> 00:49:04,500 When she ran out, she came to you again. You told me so yourself. 874 00:49:05,083 --> 00:49:06,542 I don't care about money. 875 00:49:06,667 --> 00:49:08,125 Fine. Forget about the money. 876 00:49:08,208 --> 00:49:12,042 How many of your boyfriends did she sleep with just because she could? 877 00:49:12,125 --> 00:49:14,167 Only two. And I forgave her. 878 00:49:14,250 --> 00:49:16,167 You're always bloody forgiving her. 879 00:49:16,250 --> 00:49:18,583 Meantime, I had to console you, for weeks. 880 00:49:18,708 --> 00:49:19,958 I never asked you to. 881 00:49:20,042 --> 00:49:23,292 You had a breakdown! What else was I supposed to do? 882 00:49:23,375 --> 00:49:26,708 You always resented her. Her-- her looks and her charm. 883 00:49:26,792 --> 00:49:28,417 And you worshiped her. 884 00:49:28,500 --> 00:49:32,000 -Which of us was more pathetic? -Maybe I was pathetic. 885 00:49:32,083 --> 00:49:35,167 -At least I'm trying to be a good person. -Good person. 886 00:49:35,250 --> 00:49:38,292 You know what a good person does? They don't go on about it. 887 00:49:38,375 --> 00:49:41,542 They don't use being a good person to beat up everybody else! 888 00:49:41,667 --> 00:49:44,000 They don't get off on feeling morally superior. 889 00:49:44,083 --> 00:49:45,083 -Not fair. -Isn't it? 890 00:49:45,167 --> 00:49:47,375 Your own husband can't take it anymore. 891 00:49:47,458 --> 00:49:50,083 -Whoa! Wait a minute. -What did you call it? 892 00:49:50,167 --> 00:49:52,250 -Toxic sanctimony. -No. 893 00:49:52,333 --> 00:49:55,750 -That was in the heat of the moment. -Yeah, but you meant it. 894 00:49:55,833 --> 00:49:57,792 You know what? 895 00:49:57,875 --> 00:49:59,583 -Fuck all three of you! -Beth. 896 00:49:59,708 --> 00:50:00,917 No, don't Beth me. 897 00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:04,083 If you think me so sanctimonious, that's what I'm going to be. 898 00:50:04,167 --> 00:50:07,000 -What are you doing? -Calling the police. Don't-- 899 00:50:09,375 --> 00:50:10,667 Fine! 900 00:50:10,750 --> 00:50:12,083 Fuck. 901 00:50:14,583 --> 00:50:16,542 No. That is my phone. 902 00:50:16,667 --> 00:50:18,375 -What are you doing? -Beth! 903 00:50:18,458 --> 00:50:20,417 You... have lost it. 904 00:50:21,250 --> 00:50:22,750 Uh, no, no, Beth. 905 00:50:22,833 --> 00:50:24,792 Tom, I want to leave. 906 00:50:24,875 --> 00:50:26,792 -Richard! -Beth, please. 907 00:50:26,875 --> 00:50:28,750 -Come on. Be reasonable. -Reasonable? 908 00:50:28,833 --> 00:50:31,417 I am the only person trying to do the right thing. 909 00:50:31,500 --> 00:50:35,167 -Let me pass. I want to go. -Where the fuck have you been? 910 00:50:35,250 --> 00:50:36,333 -Get off me! -Beth. 911 00:50:36,417 --> 00:50:38,958 -Let go! -Why didn't you answer my calls? 912 00:50:39,042 --> 00:50:42,042 -Don't touch me. Let me go! -Richard, it's over. 913 00:50:42,125 --> 00:50:44,125 -Come on. -Can you let go please? 914 00:50:44,208 --> 00:50:45,500 Let go of me! I'm going! 915 00:50:45,542 --> 00:50:47,375 Beth, I'm Mr. X. 916 00:50:51,792 --> 00:50:52,750 What? 917 00:50:57,792 --> 00:50:58,708 I'm Mr. X. 918 00:50:58,792 --> 00:51:00,792 Who? 919 00:51:00,875 --> 00:51:03,417 From-- from Jessica's book. 920 00:51:05,125 --> 00:51:07,083 -That Mr. X? -Yeah. 921 00:51:07,167 --> 00:51:08,458 -When? -What? 922 00:51:08,500 --> 00:51:11,000 -When did it start? -A couple of years ago. 923 00:51:11,083 --> 00:51:12,542 -When? -It was on and off. 924 00:51:12,667 --> 00:51:14,375 About two years ago. 925 00:51:14,958 --> 00:51:16,333 -Till now? -No! 926 00:51:16,417 --> 00:51:18,500 -No! We stopped it. -Did you love her? 927 00:51:18,583 --> 00:51:20,583 -No. It was just-- -Sex? 928 00:51:22,083 --> 00:51:23,500 It was a mistake. 929 00:51:24,708 --> 00:51:26,000 You just told me this, 930 00:51:26,083 --> 00:51:28,667 so I'd hate Jessica and not go to the police. 931 00:51:28,750 --> 00:51:31,083 I'd be disbarred! What was I supposed to do? 932 00:51:31,167 --> 00:51:33,917 You didn't care if I'd hate you. Neither of you did. 933 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:37,125 -I do! I love you. I'm sorry. -I want a divorce. 934 00:51:40,458 --> 00:51:42,292 -Beth. -Better hang onto your job. 935 00:51:42,375 --> 00:51:46,167 Cause you'll pay a fuck load of alimony, for the rest of your life. 936 00:51:46,958 --> 00:51:47,875 Right. 937 00:51:47,958 --> 00:51:50,583 Let's get this fucking thing done. 938 00:52:21,167 --> 00:52:22,958 In the back or the boot? 939 00:52:23,042 --> 00:52:25,917 -What? -Where are we putting her? 940 00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,917 We can't be seen putting a body in the boot of a car. 941 00:52:30,958 --> 00:52:33,667 What uh, if we wrapped her in a rug? 942 00:52:33,750 --> 00:52:35,958 Make use of one from the spare room. 943 00:52:36,042 --> 00:52:37,500 What, when we get there? 944 00:52:37,542 --> 00:52:41,333 Four adults carrying a rug up the stairs in the middle of the night. 945 00:52:41,417 --> 00:52:45,250 What we need to do is to make her look like she's drunk 946 00:52:45,333 --> 00:52:48,333 and we're helping her home. I've done that enough times. 947 00:52:48,417 --> 00:52:51,833 Okay, what about her face? Look at that. 948 00:52:54,375 --> 00:52:58,000 What if we just push her tongue in? 949 00:52:59,167 --> 00:53:00,375 Just a minute. 950 00:53:01,667 --> 00:53:02,667 Yeah. 951 00:53:03,750 --> 00:53:06,042 -What about this? -That's mine. 952 00:53:06,125 --> 00:53:07,833 What are you, fifteen? 953 00:53:07,917 --> 00:53:10,375 But I use it for my high-intensity intervals. 954 00:53:10,458 --> 00:53:11,750 Ha-ha. Right. 955 00:53:12,500 --> 00:53:15,417 When he's wearing it, you can barely see his face. 956 00:53:41,250 --> 00:53:42,500 Open the door. 957 00:53:42,542 --> 00:53:45,125 All right, let's get you in here. Get you home. 958 00:53:47,125 --> 00:53:48,958 -Hello again. -Hello. 959 00:53:49,042 --> 00:53:50,875 -You all going out? -Yes. 960 00:53:52,167 --> 00:53:55,417 -Is that Jessica in there? -No, she went earlier. 961 00:53:55,500 --> 00:53:57,083 -She did? -Yes. 962 00:53:57,167 --> 00:54:00,750 I don't believe you. That's her in there, isn't it? 963 00:54:00,833 --> 00:54:02,917 Why is she wearing a hoodie? 964 00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:05,958 Well, I told you, she doesn't like to meet fans. 965 00:54:06,042 --> 00:54:09,875 I just want to tell her I love her book. It's not much to ask. 966 00:54:09,958 --> 00:54:12,042 Well, it's how she feels about it. 967 00:54:13,042 --> 00:54:15,542 Well, it's rude. That's what it is. 968 00:54:16,292 --> 00:54:17,583 You're rude! 969 00:54:18,292 --> 00:54:20,042 You're a bad person! 970 00:54:20,125 --> 00:54:22,583 And your book wasn't even that good. 971 00:54:23,500 --> 00:54:24,500 Cunt! 972 00:54:42,833 --> 00:54:47,792 THE TROUBLE WITH DRIVING A DEAD BODY ACROSS LONDON IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT 973 00:54:54,875 --> 00:54:57,292 -Oh, fuck. Do you see that guy? -What guy? 974 00:54:57,375 --> 00:54:59,917 I think he just looked straight in the car. 975 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:01,750 Could you lift her head up? 976 00:55:04,750 --> 00:55:06,500 No, that's worse. 977 00:55:06,542 --> 00:55:07,708 Maybe... 978 00:55:07,792 --> 00:55:11,333 Or can you get her to lean up against one of you? 979 00:55:11,417 --> 00:55:13,667 No, not me. She's your girlfriend. 980 00:55:23,167 --> 00:55:25,083 Okay, let's leave her like that. 981 00:55:31,250 --> 00:55:32,708 Fuck. 982 00:55:32,792 --> 00:55:34,833 -Don't look. -I am not looking. 983 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:40,292 Don't be too obvious about not looking. They'll pick up on it. 984 00:55:41,667 --> 00:55:43,875 Do you want me to look at them or not? 985 00:55:43,958 --> 00:55:44,958 Look at me. 986 00:55:45,542 --> 00:55:48,792 -Look at me like I'm talking to you. -You are talking to me. 987 00:55:50,583 --> 00:55:53,083 -They're still looking. -Well, this is nice. 988 00:55:55,083 --> 00:55:58,042 Oh, shit, shit, shit. 989 00:55:58,125 --> 00:55:59,750 -They're going? -Mm-hmm. 990 00:56:02,333 --> 00:56:04,500 Oh God! 991 00:56:16,542 --> 00:56:18,125 Just here on the right. 992 00:56:18,875 --> 00:56:22,167 They're having a party! Trendy fucking cunts. 993 00:56:22,250 --> 00:56:24,208 Oh, fuck. 994 00:56:24,292 --> 00:56:25,833 Jesus. 995 00:56:25,917 --> 00:56:27,375 Pull in on the gate! 996 00:56:39,500 --> 00:56:42,708 -Now what? -We'll just have to wait. 997 00:56:42,792 --> 00:56:46,375 -How long? -As long as it takes. 998 00:57:11,500 --> 00:57:13,333 ♪ Cuddle around with a cuddle bug ♪ 999 00:57:13,417 --> 00:57:16,542 ♪ Huddled up around the spliff Lookin' for another puff, uh ♪ 1000 00:57:16,667 --> 00:57:18,833 ♪ About the chewer Lappin' me a runner up ♪ 1001 00:57:18,917 --> 00:57:21,083 ♪ Say it's wise But I never stutter, bruh ♪ 1002 00:57:24,875 --> 00:57:27,792 -All right, tell me they're still at it. -Yes. 1003 00:57:30,750 --> 00:57:32,417 How long has it been? 1004 00:57:32,500 --> 00:57:34,458 At least an hour. 1005 00:57:34,500 --> 00:57:36,667 I thought they'd call it a night. 1006 00:57:36,750 --> 00:57:39,083 Maybe they're having fun. 1007 00:57:39,167 --> 00:57:41,500 How much fun do they need, for fuck's sake? 1008 00:57:41,542 --> 00:57:44,500 I don't know. Maybe they're just having a normal evening. 1009 00:57:44,583 --> 00:57:47,958 There still is a thing out there called "normal" 1010 00:57:48,042 --> 00:57:50,708 that people get to be if they're not us. 1011 00:57:54,333 --> 00:57:55,958 Becky, come on, babe. 1012 00:57:56,042 --> 00:57:57,708 Nobody move. 1013 00:57:58,708 --> 00:58:00,208 Oh. Oh. 1014 00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:04,333 Oh. 1015 00:58:20,208 --> 00:58:21,958 Sorry. No, you don't do that. 1016 00:58:30,292 --> 00:58:32,125 -Fuck. -Richard. 1017 00:58:32,208 --> 00:58:34,708 Excuse me, could you do your fucking 1018 00:58:34,792 --> 00:58:37,292 on someone else's fucking car, please? 1019 00:58:37,375 --> 00:58:39,042 Go on! Fuck off! 1020 00:58:40,417 --> 00:58:41,500 Jesus! 1021 00:58:42,792 --> 00:58:44,750 Right. Can we just do this now? 1022 00:59:22,708 --> 00:59:25,250 This one on the right. 1023 00:59:25,333 --> 00:59:27,583 Fuck. Fuck. 1024 00:59:27,708 --> 00:59:28,708 Okay. 1025 00:59:32,792 --> 00:59:36,417 -Here, look, hold it. I got it. -What the fuck? Tom. 1026 00:59:39,333 --> 00:59:42,167 It's not that one. It's the-- it's the square one. 1027 00:59:42,250 --> 00:59:45,000 -How many times have you been here? -I don't know. Five. 1028 00:59:45,083 --> 00:59:47,333 -Maybe ten. -Fucking arsehole. 1029 00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:59,333 -Uh, coat. -Oh hell. Sorry. 1030 01:00:00,042 --> 01:00:01,917 Come on, we're going to be late. 1031 01:00:11,458 --> 01:00:14,000 The sofa. Put her on it. 1032 01:00:14,083 --> 01:00:16,083 Over here. Like here, here. 1033 01:00:17,167 --> 01:00:19,208 Fucking hell! 1034 01:00:26,042 --> 01:00:28,542 We need to find a secure suspension point. 1035 01:00:28,667 --> 01:00:30,167 What about that? 1036 01:00:30,250 --> 01:00:31,833 Yeah, that will do it. 1037 01:00:31,917 --> 01:00:34,708 And what are we going to use? 1038 01:00:35,292 --> 01:00:36,708 To hang her! 1039 01:00:47,792 --> 01:00:49,708 Um, Sarah, 1040 01:00:49,792 --> 01:00:53,083 make sure you put in, um, in the-- in the same groove. 1041 01:00:55,167 --> 01:00:56,333 You know what I mean. 1042 01:01:12,333 --> 01:01:13,958 -Yeah. -Richard. 1043 01:01:15,333 --> 01:01:16,500 I don't... 1044 01:01:19,958 --> 01:01:22,250 -Are you okay? -I don't-- I don't think I... 1045 01:01:22,333 --> 01:01:26,542 I think I can handle it. Yeah! Okay! 1046 01:01:31,917 --> 01:01:33,500 Uh... Got it? 1047 01:01:33,542 --> 01:01:35,333 -Almost! -Just hurry! 1048 01:01:35,417 --> 01:01:36,833 Uh, okay. Okay. 1049 01:02:26,292 --> 01:02:27,500 Hey. 1050 01:02:28,833 --> 01:02:30,083 It's okay. 1051 01:02:44,542 --> 01:02:47,708 Why did she do it? Why now? 1052 01:02:50,583 --> 01:02:52,583 She seemed happy tonight. 1053 01:02:56,375 --> 01:02:58,375 She was a great liar. 1054 01:03:00,833 --> 01:03:03,000 She once told me she envied us. 1055 01:03:03,083 --> 01:03:06,917 She said we had a place in this world and she didn't. 1056 01:03:11,250 --> 01:03:13,167 -I hear your book's doing really well. 1057 01:03:13,250 --> 01:03:16,833 Yeah, at least all that coke and sex was good for something. 1058 01:03:18,125 --> 01:03:21,250 Uh, you've all got "there goes Jessica" faces on. 1059 01:03:25,250 --> 01:03:27,000 Why didn't she talk to us? 1060 01:03:30,750 --> 01:03:33,125 We were supposed to be her friends. 1061 01:03:34,083 --> 01:03:35,708 She didn't want to talk. 1062 01:03:36,667 --> 01:03:38,500 She'd made her mind up. 1063 01:04:02,750 --> 01:04:04,750 Shall we drop you off? 1064 01:04:06,458 --> 01:04:08,333 I don't know. I need a drink. 1065 01:04:10,375 --> 01:04:15,125 THE TROUBLE WITH GUILT 1066 01:04:48,792 --> 01:04:50,292 What if we just went off? 1067 01:04:50,375 --> 01:04:51,583 Together? 1068 01:04:51,708 --> 01:04:54,417 What? Just leave? 1069 01:04:56,833 --> 01:04:58,458 Why not live? 1070 01:05:01,167 --> 01:05:02,667 Does anyone... 1071 01:05:02,750 --> 01:05:04,208 No? 1072 01:05:14,583 --> 01:05:16,458 What's this? 1073 01:05:25,667 --> 01:05:27,042 It's from Jessica. 1074 01:05:30,875 --> 01:05:32,208 What did she say? 1075 01:05:34,583 --> 01:05:37,583 "If you're reading this, sorry about the trouble. 1076 01:05:38,500 --> 01:05:40,250 I'm always causing trouble. 1077 01:05:40,333 --> 01:05:43,083 I thought the book was going to change everything. 1078 01:05:43,167 --> 01:05:46,208 In fact, it's made me realize nothing changes. 1079 01:05:46,292 --> 01:05:48,625 As long as I remember, I've been a ball bearing, 1080 01:05:48,750 --> 01:05:50,500 rolling around in a hot pan 1081 01:05:50,542 --> 01:05:53,042 trying to get out, but I could never get out, 1082 01:05:53,125 --> 01:05:54,792 and now I have to. 1083 01:05:55,542 --> 01:05:58,292 It's funny, it doesn't go, the fear of dying. 1084 01:05:58,375 --> 01:06:01,333 But the truth is I'm more frightened of living. 1085 01:06:02,375 --> 01:06:05,917 Sorry to dump this on you but I couldn't do it on my own and-- 1086 01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:10,208 And you are, after all, my oldest friends lol. 1087 01:06:11,458 --> 01:06:14,125 I know it's going to be a kind of bitch to deal with, 1088 01:06:14,208 --> 01:06:16,917 but I'm sure you won't let it spoil your evening. 1089 01:06:18,833 --> 01:06:20,458 I love you. Goodbye." 1090 01:06:38,458 --> 01:06:40,875 She came here to do it. 1091 01:06:42,625 --> 01:06:44,292 She planned it. 1092 01:06:45,208 --> 01:06:48,708 We're going to have to live with this forever. 1093 01:06:48,792 --> 01:06:50,542 She's cursed us. 1094 01:06:52,708 --> 01:06:54,708 We've cursed ourselves. 1095 01:07:02,833 --> 01:07:04,292 We should probably go. 1096 01:07:04,375 --> 01:07:06,167 We're not going anywhere. 1097 01:07:06,250 --> 01:07:09,250 As far as I'm concerned, you live somewhere else now. 1098 01:07:10,750 --> 01:07:13,542 -Where am I supposed to-- -I don't care! 1099 01:07:16,625 --> 01:07:17,750 Fine. 1100 01:07:22,208 --> 01:07:23,833 -I'll see you around. -Yeah. 1101 01:07:23,917 --> 01:07:25,458 I'm calling the police. 1102 01:07:26,417 --> 01:07:27,625 What? 1103 01:07:30,500 --> 01:07:33,500 -I'm going to tell them. -Tell them what? 1104 01:07:35,167 --> 01:07:37,917 What happened tonight, what we did. 1105 01:07:39,375 --> 01:07:42,000 Okay. Why? 1106 01:07:42,083 --> 01:07:46,083 Look, you're upset. Obviously, we all are. 1107 01:07:46,167 --> 01:07:49,708 You know, it-- it's been an upsetting evening. 1108 01:07:49,792 --> 01:07:51,417 Sarah... 1109 01:07:53,792 --> 01:07:56,167 You can't call the police. 1110 01:07:56,250 --> 01:07:57,375 Why not? 1111 01:07:57,458 --> 01:08:00,125 Because it affects all of us. 1112 01:08:00,208 --> 01:08:01,083 Sarah. 1113 01:08:02,583 --> 01:08:04,917 Do you want to tell us what's going on? 1114 01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:08,750 Nothing is going on. I'm just going to tell the police what we did. 1115 01:08:08,833 --> 01:08:13,250 This is nuts! You asked us to help you! 1116 01:08:14,333 --> 01:08:16,625 You shouldn't have agreed. 1117 01:08:16,750 --> 01:08:19,917 -You blackmailed us! -Yes, I did. 1118 01:08:20,832 --> 01:08:25,417 Look, maybe this is a good time to talk about Ben and Sophie. 1119 01:08:25,500 --> 01:08:28,500 -How does this help them? -It doesn't. 1120 01:08:29,082 --> 01:08:31,582 Tom, no, this is nuts. Do something. 1121 01:08:31,707 --> 01:08:34,792 -What do you want me to do? -Oh, fuck! 1122 01:08:34,875 --> 01:08:36,500 This isn't fair! Ugh! 1123 01:08:36,542 --> 01:08:41,917 I-- I've done fucking nothing to deserve the shit that I've got this evening. 1124 01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:43,792 -Calm down! -You calm down! 1125 01:08:43,875 --> 01:08:47,000 I was the only rational one this entire evening! And this-- 1126 01:08:47,082 --> 01:08:49,292 This is the thanks I get? You know what? 1127 01:08:49,375 --> 01:08:51,375 Fuck this! Fuck you! Fuck the lot of it! 1128 01:08:51,457 --> 01:08:54,167 -If you don't shut your mouth-- -Or, what? 1129 01:08:54,250 --> 01:08:58,332 How exactly are you going to impose your will on this cluster f-- 1130 01:09:02,082 --> 01:09:04,957 -What did you do that for? -It just felt right. 1131 01:09:05,042 --> 01:09:07,042 -I wasn't ready for it. -I'm sorry. 1132 01:09:07,125 --> 01:09:09,332 -I'm going to have to hit you now. -What? 1133 01:09:09,417 --> 01:09:12,000 -It's only fair. -No, that's ridiculous. 1134 01:09:12,082 --> 01:09:13,832 -Please stop. -Stay. 1135 01:09:13,917 --> 01:09:15,207 Come on. 1136 01:09:30,207 --> 01:09:31,207 Oh? 1137 01:09:32,042 --> 01:09:34,500 -Hi. -Sorry to bother you so late. 1138 01:09:34,542 --> 01:09:37,125 But I'd like to conclude our business now. 1139 01:09:37,207 --> 01:09:39,707 -Now? -Why not now? 1140 01:09:39,792 --> 01:09:41,207 Let him in. 1141 01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:44,250 Okay. Uh, come in. 1142 01:09:50,292 --> 01:09:51,417 Hello. 1143 01:10:01,833 --> 01:10:03,083 Nosebleed. 1144 01:10:04,750 --> 01:10:05,750 Mm-hmm. 1145 01:10:08,708 --> 01:10:10,375 Ellen loves your house. 1146 01:10:11,167 --> 01:10:15,750 I'm heading to Dubai in two hours, so I'd like to finalize our business now. 1147 01:10:15,833 --> 01:10:18,167 I had our lawyer send over the final contracts. 1148 01:10:18,250 --> 01:10:20,208 Do you have a copy of yours? 1149 01:10:20,292 --> 01:10:22,125 Okay. Hold on. 1150 01:10:40,500 --> 01:10:41,333 Okay. 1151 01:10:41,417 --> 01:10:43,625 Move right over here. 1152 01:10:59,750 --> 01:11:00,833 Shall we? 1153 01:11:00,917 --> 01:11:01,917 Okay. 1154 01:11:02,500 --> 01:11:04,458 You-- you should know something. 1155 01:11:06,167 --> 01:11:09,625 Earlier this evening, our friend killed herself in the garden. 1156 01:11:10,500 --> 01:11:12,958 We moved her body back to her place, 1157 01:11:13,042 --> 01:11:16,500 so you wouldn't not buy the house. 1158 01:11:28,542 --> 01:11:31,208 I knew something strange was going on. 1159 01:11:38,917 --> 01:11:40,333 That was bold. 1160 01:11:45,208 --> 01:11:46,208 Look at them. 1161 01:11:48,042 --> 01:11:49,417 They're terrified. 1162 01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:56,375 And now, you don't want me to buy your house. Is that right? 1163 01:11:56,458 --> 01:11:57,500 Um. 1164 01:11:57,583 --> 01:12:00,208 -You want to go to jail. -Mm-hmm. 1165 01:12:00,292 --> 01:12:03,208 Mm. That's interesting. 1166 01:12:05,083 --> 01:12:06,958 I wonder what I should do. 1167 01:12:10,833 --> 01:12:12,083 Your friend here, 1168 01:12:14,417 --> 01:12:16,542 she thinks I'm a bad person. 1169 01:12:17,833 --> 01:12:19,875 I work for evil oil companies. 1170 01:12:22,292 --> 01:12:24,792 No. I-- I didn't mean-- 1171 01:12:24,875 --> 01:12:26,083 Yes, you did. 1172 01:12:28,208 --> 01:12:31,417 Let's see, what would an evil man do here? 1173 01:12:33,542 --> 01:12:36,000 Probably call the police. Mm-hmm. 1174 01:12:37,208 --> 01:12:41,792 Then waiting for you to run out of money, 1175 01:12:41,875 --> 01:12:45,000 reduce my offer... a lot. 1176 01:12:49,167 --> 01:12:51,833 I don't think you're such an evil guy. 1177 01:12:55,833 --> 01:13:00,125 I bet... sometimes you're even a nice guy. 1178 01:13:01,750 --> 01:13:03,708 Life is short. 1179 01:13:03,792 --> 01:13:05,250 Why not be nice? 1180 01:13:07,208 --> 01:13:10,750 Sometimes it's nice to be the nice guy. 1181 01:13:12,208 --> 01:13:14,333 Yeah. You're right. 1182 01:13:15,333 --> 01:13:19,875 Sometimes, as you say, it's nice to be the nice guy. 1183 01:13:23,875 --> 01:13:27,167 Unfortunately, I'm not a nice guy. 1184 01:13:33,333 --> 01:13:34,917 But you know what? 1185 01:13:36,375 --> 01:13:40,417 I think my wife would prefer not to know about all this. 1186 01:13:40,500 --> 01:13:41,958 So, let's go on. 1187 01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:46,417 I'm still calling the police. 1188 01:13:47,958 --> 01:13:50,750 -Seriously? -He was being nice! 1189 01:13:50,833 --> 01:13:52,792 No. Sarah. 1190 01:13:52,875 --> 01:13:56,250 Sarah, just a moment, okay? Sarah. 1191 01:13:56,333 --> 01:13:59,500 I don't fucking believe it! 1192 01:13:59,583 --> 01:14:02,125 -Now you're having a crisis of conscience. -Hello? 1193 01:14:02,208 --> 01:14:04,292 When I had a crisis of conscience? 1194 01:14:04,375 --> 01:14:07,625 -Everyone told me to fucking suck it up! -Give me that! 1195 01:14:07,750 --> 01:14:09,583 Well, I'm not going to suck it up! 1196 01:14:09,708 --> 01:14:12,750 -Don't you dare call the police! -Oh, no! 1197 01:14:12,833 --> 01:14:14,125 -Fuck off! -No, no, no! 1198 01:14:14,208 --> 01:14:15,500 -Sarah! -Let me go. 1199 01:14:15,583 --> 01:14:18,250 -Sarah, stop. -Let me go! 1200 01:14:18,333 --> 01:14:21,333 What does it matter to all of you? 1201 01:14:23,750 --> 01:14:25,208 Don't you understand? 1202 01:14:25,292 --> 01:14:28,000 We can't take back what we did! 1203 01:14:28,083 --> 01:14:30,000 We can't be forgiven! 1204 01:14:35,542 --> 01:14:36,583 Fuck. 1205 01:14:41,458 --> 01:14:43,375 -Hello. -You all right, sir? 1206 01:14:43,458 --> 01:14:46,000 -I'm fine. -Are you sure, sir? 1207 01:14:46,083 --> 01:14:48,417 I think we better come in. 1208 01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:53,125 THE TROUBLE WITH CONFESSIONS 1209 01:15:01,542 --> 01:15:05,333 Duh-duh-duh-duh! What's been going on here then? 1210 01:15:05,417 --> 01:15:08,250 Um, yeah, we've been, um... 1211 01:15:08,333 --> 01:15:10,500 -Playing a game. -What sort of game? 1212 01:15:12,333 --> 01:15:15,750 -Twister. -I'll tell you what's been going on. 1213 01:15:17,292 --> 01:15:18,917 No, I'll tell you. 1214 01:15:20,500 --> 01:15:23,500 -I'm Mr. X. -What? 1215 01:15:23,542 --> 01:15:27,333 What do you mean you're Mr. X? I'm-- I'm Mr. X. 1216 01:15:27,417 --> 01:15:29,958 Uh, no. I'm afraid it's me. 1217 01:15:30,042 --> 01:15:33,042 No. Nothing in the book suggests that you're Mr. X. 1218 01:15:33,125 --> 01:15:35,500 Nothing in the book suggests you're Mr. X either. 1219 01:15:35,583 --> 01:15:38,167 -Who is Mr. X? -It's me. 1220 01:15:38,250 --> 01:15:41,042 What exactly makes you think that you're Mr. X? 1221 01:15:41,125 --> 01:15:43,167 I mean... 1222 01:15:43,958 --> 01:15:45,792 Because Jessica told me. 1223 01:15:47,292 --> 01:15:49,333 So, you are Mr. X. 1224 01:15:51,833 --> 01:15:54,542 All those years flirting with you in front of me, 1225 01:15:54,625 --> 01:15:56,208 because you were fucking her. 1226 01:15:56,292 --> 01:15:59,583 -I wasn't fucking her. -You just said you were... 1227 01:15:59,708 --> 01:16:03,458 It was one night after our last finals exam, 1228 01:16:03,500 --> 01:16:05,083 before we got together. 1229 01:16:05,167 --> 01:16:07,500 How can I believe anything you say? 1230 01:16:07,583 --> 01:16:10,500 You even lied about reading that fucking book. 1231 01:16:10,542 --> 01:16:13,375 I didn't want you to get upset. I'm sorry. 1232 01:16:13,458 --> 01:16:16,833 I'm sorry? Do you ever get tired of saying "I'm sorry"? 1233 01:16:16,917 --> 01:16:18,500 Yes, I do actually. 1234 01:16:18,583 --> 01:16:21,583 How about not fucking everything up all the time? 1235 01:16:22,583 --> 01:16:26,917 Well, how about not holding my mistakes over my head for eternity? 1236 01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:29,333 How about accepting me for who I am? 1237 01:16:29,417 --> 01:16:32,042 How can I when you've been in love with someone else, 1238 01:16:32,125 --> 01:16:33,375 for the last 20 years? 1239 01:16:34,583 --> 01:16:37,833 I've been in love with you, you idiot. 1240 01:16:39,583 --> 01:16:42,042 I didn't choose her. 1241 01:16:42,583 --> 01:16:43,750 I chose you. 1242 01:16:47,958 --> 01:16:49,208 All right then. 1243 01:16:49,750 --> 01:16:51,500 Is that everything? 1244 01:16:54,167 --> 01:16:55,167 Yes. 1245 01:16:56,333 --> 01:16:58,292 Ordinarily, we'd need to make a report. 1246 01:16:58,375 --> 01:17:00,625 Or we could let the matter go 1247 01:17:01,167 --> 01:17:03,708 if I could have a little try of that clafoutis. 1248 01:17:04,708 --> 01:17:06,083 Of course. 1249 01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:20,792 There you go. 1250 01:17:26,375 --> 01:17:28,542 Terry, you got to try some of this. 1251 01:17:34,750 --> 01:17:36,042 Mm. 1252 01:17:38,500 --> 01:17:40,333 Oh, fuck me. That is good. 1253 01:17:41,417 --> 01:17:43,750 -Well, we're probably done here. -Yeah. 1254 01:17:49,417 --> 01:17:52,125 -We're all open-minded these days, sir. -Right. 1255 01:17:52,208 --> 01:17:54,417 Maybe keep it nice and chill, eh? 1256 01:17:54,500 --> 01:17:56,000 I'll keep that in mind. 1257 01:18:15,958 --> 01:18:17,833 That was interesting. 1258 01:18:17,917 --> 01:18:19,417 Yeah. 1259 01:18:19,500 --> 01:18:21,583 Shall we conclude our business now? 1260 01:19:01,125 --> 01:19:04,292 I assume there are no more dead people I need to know about. 1261 01:19:05,500 --> 01:19:06,750 No. 1262 01:19:28,250 --> 01:19:29,500 Are you okay? 1263 01:19:37,750 --> 01:19:39,458 How about you? 1264 01:19:40,042 --> 01:19:43,083 Oh, I'm just great. Yeah. 1265 01:19:44,583 --> 01:19:46,333 Preparing to spend a lifetime 1266 01:19:48,250 --> 01:19:52,167 paying off alimony by defending fucking rapists. Yeah. 1267 01:19:52,875 --> 01:19:53,875 Aren't I? 1268 01:20:03,167 --> 01:20:05,125 -Aren't I? -I hate you. 1269 01:20:08,125 --> 01:20:10,250 I thought you wanted a divorce. 1270 01:20:10,792 --> 01:20:12,583 Who wants a divorce? 1271 01:20:13,417 --> 01:20:15,542 What am I supposed to do with a divorce? 1272 01:20:18,542 --> 01:20:20,208 I want to punish you. 1273 01:20:21,917 --> 01:20:23,083 I understand. 1274 01:20:23,167 --> 01:20:24,542 No, you don't understand. 1275 01:20:26,500 --> 01:20:27,833 But you will. 1276 01:20:32,167 --> 01:20:33,792 Richard and I 1277 01:20:34,833 --> 01:20:36,500 are going home now. 1278 01:20:41,083 --> 01:20:44,500 -I should never have brought her over. -It's okay. 1279 01:20:48,917 --> 01:20:50,458 If I hadn't, 1280 01:20:52,417 --> 01:20:54,625 we'd still be who we used to be. 1281 01:21:39,625 --> 01:21:44,708 THE TROUBLE WITH LIVING 1282 01:22:04,583 --> 01:22:06,375 You were always the one, Tom. 1283 01:22:07,458 --> 01:22:09,417 You're Mr. X. 1284 01:22:09,500 --> 01:22:11,000 Oh yeah? 1285 01:22:15,583 --> 01:22:19,167 Sarah-- I-- kids. 1286 01:22:24,917 --> 01:22:26,875 Almost had you, didn't I? 1287 01:22:30,083 --> 01:22:32,083 It would've been fun, wouldn't it? 1288 01:22:33,000 --> 01:22:34,833 You know, I'm starving. 1289 01:22:39,500 --> 01:22:40,500 Mm. 1290 01:22:51,417 --> 01:22:52,750 Hi! 1291 01:22:52,833 --> 01:22:55,208 Hey. Hey? 1292 01:22:58,875 --> 01:23:02,542 -I, uh, decided to come home. -Something happened? 1293 01:23:02,625 --> 01:23:05,083 No, I just felt like being here tonight. 1294 01:23:05,167 --> 01:23:06,042 Oh. 1295 01:23:06,125 --> 01:23:07,875 I'm going to bed. 1296 01:23:08,458 --> 01:23:10,458 -Goodnight, sweetheart. -Goodnight. 1297 01:23:26,125 --> 01:23:27,833 Mm. 1298 01:23:31,833 --> 01:23:32,833 Mm. 1299 01:23:34,542 --> 01:23:36,125 Jessica was right. 1300 01:23:37,333 --> 01:23:38,417 We are lucky. 1301 01:23:39,500 --> 01:23:40,833 We are so lucky. 1302 01:25:12,917 --> 01:25:16,375 THE TROUBLE WITH JESSICA 89520