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Middle East 1997

Here Alpha Zero One, We Falcon, I repeat:We have the Falcon,

For I counted to ten, you've told me what I wanna know,

And otherwise the number is ten the last thing you'll hear,

One, two, three ,,,

four, five, six, seven, eight ,,,

Garnet, Backward,

Damn,

Overlooked,

How could I see now that overlooked?

Merlin, I'm sorry that you stand by me in this situation have arrived,

You trained him well,

James, your workout is over,

Welcome to Kingsman, Lancelot,

I will personally handle this further,

London

I'm sorry we did not openly honor prove the courage of your husband,

I hope you understand that, - How can I, if you have nothing to say?

I did not even know he was away from his unit,

I'm sorry I can not say,

I would like to offer you this medal of honor,

On the back is a number,

To our gratitude concretely shape, we wish you a ,,,

Let's call it a favor, You decide what you do with it,

Tell the attendant:"Oxford, no brogue, I know you are,

I do not want your help,

I want my husband back,

What's your name, young man? - Eggsy,

Hello, Eggsy, Can I see that?

Only here on, Eggsy,

Only well on your mother,

Quality over Quantity (QoQ) Releases Kingsman:The Secret Service (2014)

Translation:RQ Control:SwagBoy

Argentina, 17 years later

Sorry, Professor Arnold, Just a little,

Simply slide it off,

I was commanded to hurt,

This is a mistake,

I am university lecturer, I have no money,

This is not about money, Our boss wants you to just talk,

Should I find that reassuring? - He is so here, Then he can explain,

Do you like whiskey? Red, get a Dalmore '62,

This whiskey is truly great,

Then turn driven by defecating,

Ask for a cup of sugar is certainly too much to ask?

Professor Arnold, I'm here to bring you home,

Dalmore 1962, It would be a sin to waste it,

Do not you agree?

Would you hold this, please?

Thank you,

Everything is clean,

So I'm happy to be welcomed,

I can not stand violence, Really,

If I see a drop of blood, it's all wrong,

Then it goes like this ,,, If a projectile,

I'm so bad that you had to go through this displeasure,

Our uninvited guest, But I promise you this:

By the time I know for whom he worked ,,,

you and I are best friends,

In the case, please,

Arthur is in the dining room,

Arthur, - Galahad,

The others asked itself off or we had to bring out a double toast,

Gentlemen, I can say with gratitude it's 17 years ago ,,,

we This carafe for it had to use last,

Lancelot was an outstanding agent and a true Kingsman,

He will be sorely missed, Lancelot,

Tomorrow I'll start with the selection procedure to replace Lancelot,

Each of you must be a candidate let notify the GB headquarters,

Not later than nine o'clock, Thank you,

Merlin, Come on in,

Lancelot studied a group of mercenaries that experimented with biological weapons,

Put your glasses on, gentlemen,

Uganda, 2012, synthetic cathinone,

She put it into the water a guerrilla army base,

Rage, cannibalism, Multiple deaths,

Chechnya, in 2013, The rebels attacked each other,

This could be the work of our mercenaries but no trace of chemicals,

What happened with Lancelot? - He has tracked them in Argentina,

During his observation he found out they had kidnapped someone,

His one-man rescue mission failed,

This was his last message: The kidnapped IS PROFESSOR JAMES ARNOLD

Who is he? - A climate defeatist,

Follower of the Gaia theory, The earth heals itself, or something,

What is peculiar, is that he is not really missing,

This is Professor Arnold,

At Imperial College, this morning,

All yours, And do not forget your candidate,

Try this time finding a more suitable candidate,

17 years, and with the times you still completely foreign,

Without that young man I would not be sitting here,

He was as good a Kingsman like all the others, Even more,

But he was not really one of us,

Let's face it, Your experiment has failed,

With all due respect, you're a snob,

With all due respect? - The world is changing,

There is a reason why aristocrats as soon go down,

Eggsy?

Come here, Eggsy,

Do you have any papers? - Then they get here in the store,

Get them yourself, - I do not want you to talk to Dean,

There is a man too much, Why do not Dean's poodle?

You know what?

Take this and get some papers and something nice for yourself,

And then we'll see your mother what more we can do with a man,

Thank you, sweetheart,

Please,

So better?

Why does not she leave him? - Low self-esteem, That's her problem,

Low self-esteem?

His mother is rete nice,

Sorry about that, - Do not worry,

Soon I beat him all together, - Are you crazy or something?

He makes sure that they beating you, and then if he does anything there ,,, know about it,

Do you think we will do nothing, because our boss his mother sew?

Just about, - Let go, man, It's not worth it,

You are no longer welcome, Get out,

Sorry for just now,

Dork,

They are not worth it,

It's freezing, Why should we run?

Do you have his car keys stolen? - Yes, we're going to steal his car,

Wait a minute, guys,

That's my car,

I swear, you're in deep trouble,

Floored, Eggsy,

Dean, with me,

Eggsy just stole my car,

He did just 15 laps just before my nose, and then he drove off,

He has no respect for me, and thus no respect for you,

Acorn,

Foxes are vermin, You should've crushing,

I had to do many things,

I'll handle this, get out,

Get out,

There is no code of honor among thieves,

Whether you give me the names of the guys who were there ,,,

or you die, Say it,

I want to use my right to call,

I hope you're going to call your mother ,,,

to say that you 18 months is late for dinner,

with the complaints, How may I serve you?

I Eggsy Unwin, Sorry, Gary Unwin,

I'm at the police station and my mom said, I should call this number if I can help ,,,

I'm sorry, Wrong number,

Wait a minute,

Oxford, no brogue?

Your complaint is noted, and we hope you will continue a regular customer,

What?

Yes, I understand,

Do you want a ride home? - Who are you?

The one who got you free, - That's no answer,

What gratitude would be nice,

I'm Harry Hart, I gave you that medal,

Your father saved my life,

Were you, for you were a tailor, in the army? An officer or something?

Not really, - Were you stationed in Iraq?

Sorry, Eggsy, That's classified,

But my father was saved your life?

The day your father died, I saw something on the head,

Without his courage was my fault all the men killed,

I owe him a lot,

Your father was a brave man, A good man,

I think he would be disappointed in your choices,

So you can not talk to me, - Huge IQ, good grades in elementary school,

And when things went wrong,

Drugs, crime, never worked, - Do you think the jobs up for grabs?

Why have you given your hobbies? First prize in gymnastics under ten years,

Two years in a row, According to your coach were you for the Olympic team,

With someone like my stepfather, has to deal with other hobbies,

Always blame someone else,

And whose fault is it that you in the Navy are gone? Halfway you have specified,

Because my mother turned all the way through, She was afraid she would lose me,

Cannon fodder for snobs like you, people like me judge from your ivory towers,

Without any idea why we do what we do, We did not have much choice, Do you understand?

And if we were brought up too with a silver spoon ,,,

we would do just as well, Maybe even better,

What are you doing here? Are you challenging me?

Even more young men those silver spoons need?

There are exceptions, Let's go, - We have not in our drinks,

We must now tackle from Dean, No matter what your mother says,

Listen, guys,

I have an emotional day behind, and how you court problems they may be ,,,

I would appreciate it if you leave us alone ,,,

I until this delicious Guinness opheb,

You better go, Grandpa, Before you get hurt,

He's not joking,

Excuse me,

A bejaardencaf better suits you,

Ways ,,,

make ,,,

the man,

Do you know what that means?

I will have to teach you a lesson,

Are we standing here all day, or are we going to fight?

STUNNING

Amnesia

Sorry about that, I had to blow off some steam,

Yesterday a friend of mine deceased,

He knew your father,

My apologies, I had not have to do in your presence,

No, I swear I will not say anything, I am very good at keeping my mouth shut,

To no one? - I never betrayed anyone,

You promise? - I swear,

I appreciate that very much,

You're right, for the snobs, But are exceptions to this,

Good luck with everything,

The Richmond Valentine movie yesterday Hollywood went into premiere,

It is expected that the story of the rise of Internet billionaire many prizes to win,

A notable absentee on the red carpet was Iggy Azalea, which is still missing,

Eggsy, go away, He's gonna ,,,

Do not hurt him, - Fuck,

Shut up,

Who was with you in that pub?

I want to know his name, - I was not with anyone,

I do not know what you're talking about,

Come on, - I do not know what you're talking about,

I want to know who you were in that pub,

I want to know his name,

I do not know what you're talking about,

Fuck,

If I were you afmaak now, no one would even notice,

I did,

I have enough evidence to you the rest have to close on your life,

Sir Anthony Dean Baker,

Leave the boy alone,

Otherwise, I am compelled to turn on the proper authorities,

Eggsy, go to the tailor I was talking about,

What happens here?

You bastard,

He goes off,

Come here,

Asshole,

I'll get you,

I've never met a tailor,

But I know that you're not there,

Come on,

Come on in,

What do you see?

Someone who wants to know what is going on,

I see a young man with potential,

A young man who is loyal,

Who does what is asked, and who wants to do something good with his life,

You know the movie "Trading Places"?

And "Nikita"? 'Pretty Woman'?

Poverty has sent you a particular path, but you do not have to follow,

If you're willing to adjust your and learn, then you can change,

As in 'My Fair Lady'?

You're full of surprises, Yes, like in 'My Fair Lady',

In this case, I offer you the chance to become a Kingsman,

A tailor? - A Kingsman agent,

A spy? - Something like that,

Interested? - Do you think I have something to lose?

Since 1849 have Kingsman tailors the most powerful people equipped with clothes,

In 1919, many have their heirs lost in the First World War,

This put a lot of money available,

For powerful people with the desire for peace and protecting lives,

Our founders realized that she could use for a greater good,

And so the adventure began,

An independent intelligence organization which proceeds with the highest discretion,

Without political purposes and bureaucracy ,,,

that undermine the integrity organizations led by governments,

A suit is the armor of a modern gentleman,

And Kingsman agents are the new knights,

How deep is this thing? - Deep enough,

We are late,

Your father had the same expression on his face,

So do I,

Come on,

Galahad, - My code name,

Late again, - Success,

Go inside,

Took office,

Ladies and gentlemen, I am Merlin,

You have been selected for the most dangerous interview in the world,

Only one of you will be the new Lancelot,

Can someone tell me what this is?

A body bag, - Correct,

Charlie, is not it? Beautiful,

So you get a body bag, where you write your name on,

You also write data of your neighbor in that bag,

Allows you recognize the risks where you are dealing with are going to get ,,,

and you sign a strict confidentiality, And if you who harm ,,,

then finish you and your loved ones in that bag,

Is that understood?

Excellent, Dismissed,

Roxanne, But call me Roxy,

I Eggsy, - Eggy?

Where did they find you? - You know we can not talk about it,

Calm down, Charlie just wants a talk,

I'm Digby,

Eggy, this is Rufus, Rufus Eggy,

Eggy, come from Oxford or Cambridge? - Neither,

St, Andrews? Durham? - We've met before,

Do not work at McDonalds in Winchester? - No,

I gave you some extra sauce,

It must surely be St, Andrews,

But just ignore them, - Do you need a pen?

Thanks, - Amelia?

Do not mind them, - I said that already,

They do this to scare you,

Classic military technology, There is nobody dies,

Pity,

So you do not know, the CIA does not know, Nobody knows who this is?

Does not matter, Really, that's okay,

Actually, but that is not why I'm here,

You know me? I do not care about money,

I had immediately after MIT can retire, and the company itself have run,

Nobody told me that I see the world had to save, I wanted myself,

Research on climate change, lobbying, study years, billions of dollars,

And you know why I could not?

Because the last time I looked, the planet was still fucked up,

Then came my revelation,

Money can not solve this,

Those idiots who call themselves politicians, stabbing their heads in the sand ,,,

and will only be re-elected,

The past two years I have searched to a real solution,

And I've found,

If you really want to make the world better ,,,

then you must go now listen well, because I'm going to tell you,

Go ahead, Mr, Valentine, I still listen,

As long as you grant all my requirements,

Do not panic, Stay calm,

Toiletsnorkels, - Toiletsnorkels?

Showerheads, - Showerheads?

She's right, Go,

And the door then?

Congratulations on completing of your first assignment,

Charlie, Roxy, well done,

For those who still do not understand:

If you're a snake through the U-bend of a toilet pushes, you have access to oxygen,

Simple physics, Worth remembering,

Eggsy, well spotted it was one-way mirror,

There he firmly seen much of it, - Wipe that grin but your faces,

For me, each of you has failed,

You are forgetting the most important:

Teamwork,

So not a classic military technique,

35, 105,

That's it,

Can I help you? - I have a question about anthropogenic forces,

Really? Actually quite fascinating,

My colleague died when he tried to save you, You know how good he was trained,

So say who you are kidnapped, and why they let you go,

I do not know what you talking about ,,,

I can not say, it was ,,,

I have barely touched,

IMPLANT ACTIVATED

I'm that guy ,,,

Through him I had to murder Professor Arnold, I loved Professor Arnold,

The good news is that the emergency system works,

You know what is not good news?

"My colleagues died," He said,

This organization is now coming after us, With whom you have also talked ,,,

I said that I had contact with the KGB, MI6, Mossad and Beijing,

They maintain that they were not, - Beijing,

Bizarre that the Chinese secret service has no name,

That's a secret,

You know what?

We need to accelerate things, Slide the release date forward,

Production is only halfway through, Accelerate will cost a fortune,

What interests me? Make it happen,

As some of you have learned:

Teamwork is the most important thing to Kingsman,

We definitely boost your skills, stretch your boundaries,

And why are you going to pick out a puppy,

Wherever you go, go to dogs, You make them care and training,

And if they are fully trained, you are too,

Those who are still there,

Have you got that? Find yourself a puppy,

A poodle? - What? They are hunting dogs,

This ancient breed is easy to train,

A pug?

This is still a bulldog?

He can be bigger, right?

According to the MRI, he has no concussion,

It is seen no brain damage,

How long he remains so? - That's the million-dollar question,

We do not know where he is exposed to, - And Harry's pictures?

It has arrived at his home terminal? - Encrypted and do not crack,

When he wakes up, you must talk to him once about sharing his password,

Is it well with him?

We must have patience, There is hope,

You just concentrate on your workout, Make sure you succeed, for him,

Come on, come on JB,

I do not want to be interpreted by you,

I'll shoot you, JB

I can not pick you,

Scheit,

Water,

Come,

Eggsy let go, - Can not you take a joke?

She'll throw you out,

Perhaps it interests me nothing, - Come,

Charlie, get out,

But walk away, jerk,

Come on, JB That's all right,

You have exactly one hour in order to make the test, From now,

New target at 800 meters, I can not believe you're still there,

Like a piece of shit which does not wash,

Understood, Gedentificeerd target, And keep your mouth shut once,

Just some positive discrimination, Nothing more,

Like those children who are admitted to Oxford because their mother is a one-legged lesbian,

You know nothing at all about my grades,

You must be very talented, Shoot at their discretion,

Now that's positive discrimination,

Both wanted to thank you for listening,

I really appreciate you all coming here, Your Highness,

And you, Prime Minister, - This is brilliant,

It is absolutely brilliant,

You are completely crazy,

I'm sorry, Your Highness ,,,

but you will play an important role ,,,

the Scandinavian sector again get on the track,

You're popular, inspiring and you have the power to urge people,

Whether you do or do not cooperate ,,,

I insist that you put away somewhere, I can guarantee your safety,

And you, Prime Minister? If you work or not?

It is time that a politician does something ,,,

what can really make a difference, - So true,

Take her away,

Drink? - Why not?

Wait, help me,

Do not worry, The princess is safe,

I'm Republican, so it does not matter to me,

Let the princess,

We are ready, That still was not too bad?

I almost felt nothing, - Welcome aboard,

The pleasure is all mine,

Ever heard of knocking? - Only if I want to break something,

Amelia said you wanted to see me,

Hopefully JB's training goes as well as yours,

Sit,

Congratulations, You sit in the last six candidates,

Your results are better than I dared hope,

Inside,

Eggsy, I want to speak to him alone, You can go,

No, let him look, Maybe he'll learn some of it,

As you wish, Look at this,

That is crazy,

Do you have blown his ear? Is not that a little exaggerated?

The explosion was caused through an implant in his neck,

Under that scar, - Does my hardware picked up the signal?

Luckily,

Unfortunately, it is the IP address the Valentine Corporation,

They have millions of workers worldwide,

Richmond Valentine is a genius,

You have not seen his speech today?

No,

We will average $ 2,000 per year mobile telephony and the Internet,

I am pleased to be able to announce is that this past period of time,

From every man can tomorrow, woman and child get a free SIM card ,,,

that is compatible with any mobile phone and computer and ,,,

can use for free of my communication network,

Free calls, Free internet, For everyone,

forever,

Valentines assistant has the same scar,

It is time for a tte - tte with Mr, Valentine,

He will organize next week a gala dinner,

I arrange an invitation, But you have to be careful,

While you are there coma hundreds of VIP's gone,

No release for ransom, just as with Professor Arnold,

Make sure my alias is worth to be kidnapped,

Is it? - Yes, I've done it before,

Therefore, I am probably so sick,

It'll be fine, you're the best of the group,

The mission is to land without passing through the radar to be pointed out,

If the radar picks you or if you miss the target, then you go home,

Is that understood?

We're about 20 seconds at the drop zone,

Here we go,

I do not know if I can do this, - Of course,

I'll let you just how to do it,

Eggsy, hold on,

Stop it gekloot,

Follow me,

Roxy, it's now or never,

Spring,

Well done, Rox, I'm glad you're here,

What a happy guests, You really thought that it would be so simple?

Any fool can read such a display,

An agent must Kingsman problems under pressure can solve,

Such as:What to do if one of you no parachute has?

No parachute? Who?

Who among us? - What should we do?

In the end, without being noticed to be the radar,

Hopefully I do not need one of you from the floor scraping, But if that happens in the end ,,,

then I'll be impressed,

I have an idea,

Grab one fixed which is closest to you,

Rufus, come here,

Rufus, you jerk,

Rufus, asshole,

We are now uneven, We need to make a circle, - He's right, Come on,

We draw a cord for a to us,

If we know who it is, then the person picks him up right,

Good idea, Eggsy, Another 30 seconds, Shoot,

I go first,

Now I,

I'll see you downstairs,

Now I,

Whatever happens, I got you,

CAUTION LOW ALTITUDE

Those of you first,

Hugo, Digby, if you do not land in the K then you do not spend at the K,

Rufus, you've opened too early, You were clearly seen on radar,

Grab your bag, but in all three,

Eggsy, Roxy, congratulations, You have set a new record,

Open 90 meters height testifies guts, Congratulations on completing the task,

Excuse me, why you chose me if the disabled person?

Am I the expendable candidate? - Do not talk to me,

If you have a complaint, then you whisper in my ear,

You have to get that burden off your shoulders,

Mr, DeVere, Pleased to meet you,

I am sorry I must have mixed up the dates,

No, I have especially for you gala canceled,

Anyone who wants to donate so much, is entitled to a private dinner, Come on in,

Thank you,

I must admit that I fascinating find to meet you,

There are not many billionaires I do not know, - I want to believe,

I let people do my research for your business, You manage a lot of old money,

How have your parents obtained? - Mainly property,

Nothing iffy, you might be wondering this,

I just wanna know what kind of person you are, I'm sure you understand,

Absolutely, - Hopefully you pull,

Starved, - Beautiful, Sit down,

I'd like the Big Mac, - Good choice,

But nothing tastes better than two cheeseburgers with a secret sauce,

Delicious with these Lafite '45, - A classic combination,

For dessert a Twinkie cake with a Château d'Yquem 1937?

That sounds good,

So you want to donate to my foundation?

You do know I unwind this sector?

Climate changes affect us all, Mr, Valentine,

You are one of the few people who shares my concerns,

I've put everything quiet, because I booked no results,

All studies showed always the same,

The carbon emissions is a distraction, and we can nothing change, what we try,

You know what you're talking about,

I am sometimes jealous of the ignorant, who know nothing about,

As Professor Arnold always said:

"Mankind is the only virus that is conscious the mortality of its host, "

There are not many people who knew him,

Do you like spy movies?

Today that something serious to me,

But the old movies ,,, Amazing,

Give me a farfetched theatrical plot, - The old Bond films,

As a child I always wanted to be,

A gentleman spy,

That Bond films were just as good as the villains who played it,

As a kid I always wanted a colorful megalomaniac,

Too bad we had to grow up,

Bon Apptit,

Allow me a few days think about your proposal,

My people will contact you, and then all will be well,

Thank you for the "happy meal",

I will follow him? - No,

I nanogel done in his wine,

The next 24 hours we know exactly what he's doing,

Valentine kept me watching, This is all I have,

South Glade Mission Church is a hate group in Kentucky,

The FBI keeps an eye on them for years, - Do you think Valentine supports them?

There is no direct evidence, but I keep looking,

Besides, the ever-expanding list missing persons ,,,

Now comes the Scandinavian royal for,

Crown Princess Tilde,

Let me go psycho,

You're free to go whenever you want,

As long as you agree to my demands, - I do not,

I will never, never going to agree,

Obviously,

Bitch,

The list of missing celebrities and notables has grown in recent weeks,

The pressure on world leaders increases,

We do what we can to find princess Tilde,

Worldwide, governments and security together ,,,

to find the person behind these kidnappings,

People around the world are day and night in line for a free SIM card,

Mrs, P, Do you have one?

Yes, I've been standing all day in a row,

This unprecedented giveaway philanthropist of Richmond Valentine ,,,

more than one billion cards issued,

Place calm,

Did you think we were ready for today?

Thought not,

A party? - Tonight, In London,

Who is this? - Your target,

Your mission is to use the NLP Training to the person in the picture for you to win,

And I mean that in the Bible way,

Cinch,

Chic girls love a tough approach, - We'll see,

Indeed,

I just had to come to say you have crazy eyes,

Do you wear colored lenses? - No,

Totally, - My god, 'Negging', Hilarious,

That I no longer experienced, - Pardon?

Something negative against a pretty girl say, to undermine its social esteem,

Therefore you might want to have his approval, A standard neuro lingus tic technique,

You also find the champagne taste funny? - Each his taste,

It's just cheap, - These are delicious,

If you like ornamental techniques, then you should be with him,

He just did a 'opinion opener, He starts a conversation with a neutral question ,,,

so we all have a say, and you desire personal attention,

I only say that the champagne tastes funny, - Lady Sophie, there's a call for you,

I'll be back, - Up to that,

Push briefly, Rox, I do not feel so good, - Are you OK?

Sorry for listening ,,,

but there is an easier way to get with someone,

Rohypnol,

Or even something stronger,

Who are you again?

Where am I?

This knife can save your life,

My employees have two questions for you,

Kingsman What the hell? And who is Harry Hart?

I do not know who that is,

I just killed your two friends because they gave the same answer,

Untie me,

You really want to die for Kingsman?

Congratulations, Damn well done,

How have others done? - Roxy with flying colors,

Charlie is now the turn, Want to watch?

Yes,

You really want to die for Kingsman?

Really, I'll tell you everything,

Chester King Arthur, head of a spy organization called Kingsman,

Thanks, Charlie, I appreciate that very much,

I had such high hopes for you, You are a disgrace,

I'm sorry, Arthur, Please make me loose,

Bring yourself loose,

Arthur, please,

Galahad, Percival, Congratulations,

You candidates have reached the final stage,

According to tradition, you may now 24 hours work together,

Eggsy, your father has also come this far,

As of now there are no safety nets more, Understood?

Beautiful, You can go,

Charlie, time to go home,

Wait till my father this is told,

"To pee or not to pee?"

That was the headline after I a dirty bomb was dismantled in Paris,

"Germany 1 - England 5," - That game I missed,

I brought a spy organization to light at the Pentagon,

My first mission, I foiled the murder of Margaret Thatcher,

Not everyone something positive,

What matters, is that no one has ever thanked me,

Front page news, and all these events stars were nonsense,

It is the nature of Kingsman our results remain secret,

A gentleman of the name comes just three times in a newspaper:

When he was born, married and died,

And we are, above all, gentlemen,

Pretty fucked then,

As Charlie said, I am a pleb,

Nonsense, a gentleman has nothing to do where you are born,

A gentleman is one learns,

But how?

First lesson, you should have asked or you could take place,

Second lesson, I'll teach you how to make a good martini,

Yes, Harry,

Damn what this pain,

You wanted to biometric security, What's wrong with a simple button?

An ordinary button? This is an extremely dangerous machine,

This has to be controlled by an operator is equally responsible and wise as I am,

Bad things can happen if it falls into the wrong hands,

SYNC MAIN TERMINAL

Are we done here? - Now this, the test of the church,

This has a small range, A simple button should be enough,

Are you going to learn to talk to me nicely? As in 'My Fair Lady'?

That is absurd, A gentleman has nothing to do with accent,

It has to do with you feel comfortable in your own body,

As Hemingway said:"There is no dignity to be superior to your fellow man, "

"True dignity is superior to be your former self, "

The first thing a gentleman needs is a good suit,

And I mean a suit, and not something of the rack,

Kingsman suits have always been bulletproof, So let's go take your measurements it,

And if you do not get the job, you still have a useful souvenir of your time at Kingsman,

I'm sorry, but within a gentleman, a suit made to measure,

2 fitting room is available, - Fitting room 2 uses one does not ,,,

if one is going to pick one flower,

Maybe I can get better fitting room 3 show,

We go up or down? - Neither,

Is this all? - Of course not, Pull the left hook,

Very very nice,

You need shoes that fit your suit,

An Oxford is a formal shoe, open piping,

This decoration is called brogue,

"Oxford, no brogue," - Wise words, Eggsy,

Try this one,

Your weapon scores are indeed excellent,

This you know,

And this is our standard pistol version,

Quite unique, It also shoots off shot cartridges for difficult situations in a short distance,

They fit? Now do as well as possible a greeting from a German aristocrat after,

No, Eggsy,

That is sick,

Previously, there was also a telephone in the heel,

How you doing back?

There is a fast-acting neurotoxin in, so be very careful,

Here I have lot of fun,

One of our best chemical inventions,

Poison, Harmless when the administered, to the moment ,,,

you activate the remote,

Enable,

Deadly,

And what are these? Electrocute?

That's a grenade, - Do not ,,,

Electrocution we use the signet ring,

A gentleman wearing it on his left hand, but a Kingsman to the dominant hand,

If you touch the back, there will be 50,000 volts free,

What is so special about these things?

Nothing, That technology is outdated in the spy world,

Lay back,

Perfect timing, Gentleman has just finished,

Mr, DeVere,

What a coincidence, You're the reason I'm here,

After you left, I wanted just as smokingjas as yours,

And since I go to Royal Ascot and such pingunpak is required ,,,

Here I am, What are you doing here?

How does-ie? Richmond Valentine,

This is my new servant, I suggest him to my tailor,

Another coincidence, So do I,

If you have been considered my offer? - Absolutely,

My people will soon contact you, I can guarantee you,

Another tip:On Ascot is a top hat required,

I can recommend 'Lock & Co, Hatters in the St, James,

"Lox", as the smoked fish? - As in "lokdoos,

I have sometimes struggled to understand,

You talk so funny,

Gentlemen, would you want to help him?

This is only a greasy hat,

Gazelle, we Ascotten,

Your hat is also beautiful, Come on, I do not want to be late,

Come on, Gazelle, We are late,

How far still to Ascot? How far?

Merlin said you wanted to see me? - Sit down,

Nice doggy, What's his name?

JB - As in "James Bond"?

"Jason Bourne? - No, Jack Bauer,

Bravo,

Unfortunately I have to admit that maybe you will ever be a good spy,

Suit,

Shoot the dog down,

This weapon is loaded,

Shoot the dog down,

Give the gun to me,

That girl has at least put balls,

Go away, I knew you would not make it,

Go home,

Merlin, send Roxy here,

Welcome to Kingsman, Lancelot,

I made me worry so much about you,

Just look how big you've become,

Where is he? - I lack nothing, Do not please ,,,

I should've never leave, This will end, I'll be back,

So you're back?

Do you stole a taxi?

I want to talk about my mother talk black eye,

Come out of that car, I'll give you your ass,

I step only if you send your pooches inside,

Go ahead, guys, That is twice hit: I hit him, and he hit the ground,

Come, acorn, Let's see what you can,

What do you do?

Bowl car, What are you doing?

Schijterd,

Come on, he hit my mother,

Come back when you a few have balls,

You throw the biggest opportunity of your life away because of a dog,

And then you humiliate me by steal the car of my boss,

You shot a dog down for a job? - Yes, I did,

Mr Pickle reminds me there every time I need to defecate,

You shot your dog and done?

Freak,

No, I shot him and got him over eleven years cared for until he died of pancreatitis,

It was empty talk,

A fucking loose baggy,

You know Amelia yet?

She did not drown, She works on our department in Berlin, She's fine,

Boundaries are searched, Risking a Kingsman only one life to save another,

As my father saved your life when you made a mistake?

Do you have him here show put on?

Can not you see that I have done everything to repay him?

Harry, listen to this, Valentine says finally something useful,

You know what I love about pen and paper?

This no one can hack,

Our world tour was a success,

We have complete coverage,

As with Bingo as all the boxes have been ticked, - Bingo!

Bingo, the game, You did ever played it?

Do I look like I play bingo?

What matters ,,,

When testing in the church went well, then we can start,

'South Glade Mission Church,

Merlin, make the plane ready for departure,

I'm really sorry, - And rightly so,

You stay here, I dissolve it when I get back,

Kentucky, USA

I tell you this:Witness ,

Keep an eye on the news,

AIDS, flooding, The blood of the innocent that is shed,

And yet there are still people who doubt the wrath of God,

Our disgusting government allows sodomy,

Divorce, abortion,

And people still doubt whether this is the work of the Antichrist,

You do not jew, nigger, whore ,,,

or be a athestische science hornier,

Cute ceremony, See your Valentine?

Although he is a righteous god, He just ,,,

AMERICA is doomed

Are you sure we are out of reach? - More than 300 meters, Why?

What if the calculations are not correct? - Have confidence in me,

Jews, niggers, fagots,

The devil will give them burn for eternity,

Excuse me,

Where are you going? What's your problem?

I am a Catholic whore and free with my black, Jewish boyfriend ,,,

who works in a military abortion clinic,

Long live the devil, and have a good afternoon, ma'am,

He goes away, I now begin the test,

Hopefully enough of those creeps our SIM card,

Sit down,

Leave this church, infidel,

You will eat your babies, You will drown in the blood of the Lord,

He will cast,

I can not handle this, Come here,

Galahad, can you hear me?

Harry, what's going on there?

Turn the volume down,

Do not expect it would be so effective, - How many react?

100%,

So everybody has acquired the infection? Whether they do or do not have SIM card?

And as a bonus the Kingsman is completed,

Not yet,

You should really see,

What have you done to me? I had no control over myself,

I killed all those people,

I wanted it, - Smart, huh?

Basically, it is a neurological wave aggression centers activate and turn off inhibitions,

Broadcast your free SIM cards?

You know what this looks like?

On those old movies that we like so much,

And now I'm going to explain to you my plan ,,,

and then I invent a ridiculous and complicated way to kill you ,,,

and then you find an equally complicated way to escape,

That sounds good,

Such a film is not,

Is he dead?

That's what happens when you shoot someone in his head,

Feels good, huh? - No, it feels horrible,

You've just killed a mass of people, This is but a man,

No, they killed each other,

Start the countdown clock, This festival starts tomorrow,

Arthur?

Are you still there? - Unfortunately yes ,

Summon the Kingsman,

Can not you see I've done everything to repay him?

I see a young man with potential, who wants to do something good with his life,

Harry is dead,

Galahad is dead,

We just toasted him,

Then you know where it is crazy busy,

How many people have such a SIM card?

Valentine's all they send such a signal, If they are simultaneously murderous ,,,

Indeed, Thanks Galahad recordings We Valentines confession,

That is redirected to the proper authorities,

Our work is done, A worthy legacy of our fallen comrade,

Was that it?

Come sit,

This is Napoleon cognac from 1815,

We drink alone When we lose a Kingsman,

Galahad was very fond of you,

This opportunity allows it probably allow ,,,

to deviate from the rules equally,

Are they all Kingsman? - Yes, our founders,

I want you to toast with me,

On Galahad,

Harry said you do not like to break the rules, Why now?

Good thinking, Maybe you will become my candidate for Galahad's position,

Assuming we can agree about certain political issues,

Can you guess what this is?

Harry showed me already, If pressed, I'm dying,

I found that brandy all taste funny,

Bravo,

Valentine has managed to snare you,

After he explained it, I understood,

If you have got a virus, you get fever,

The body temperature increases the so as to kill the virus,

The earth works the same way: Global warming is the fever ,,,

Man is the virus, We are making our planet sick,

Curdle is our only hope,

If we do not do anything about the overpopulation, the two sides can go on:

The host kills the virus, or the virus kills the host,

Anyway ,,, - The result is the same:

The virus dies,

So Valentine's self do something about overcrowding?

If we do nothing, then nature does though,

Sometimes separate the only way to leave a kind of survival,

History will see Valentine as the man which mankind has kept extinction,

And he certainly determine who is crazy?

All his rich friends survive, Who he finds worth it, stay safe,

Whether they are or can not agree with him, - And you, Eggsy,

As a tribute to Harry, I invite you out to be part of the new world,

It's time for you to decide,

I would rather be with Harry, Thanks anyway,

So be it,

The problem with simple people like me, we are dexterity,

The Kingsman taught me a lot, But legerdemain ,,,

Yes, our founders,

,,, I had been in the fingers,

You dirty little bastard,

V-DAY STARTS OVER SIX HOURS FIND A SAFE LODGING

It's all right, Lancelot, Put your gun away, It has been confirmed,

Arthurs is updated his safe place to look, We have not much time,

What will you do? - The question is what we do,

God knows whom Valentine has more in his pocket,

We have no choice,

This we must do ourselves,

Come on,

What is this? - I have no idea,

Where you play with ,,,

its prototype trans-atmospheric vehicles,

It was part of Reagan's Star Wars project, Pretty simple, but they should do it,

We're going to take down one of Valentines satellites,

We interrupt the circuit and stop the signal,

It will take hours for them to reboot,

Then you have enough time to give me access to give to his mainframe ,,,

so I can turn it off,

Lancelot, you are going to use it, Pull your halo suit,

SWEDISH AIR FORCE

The Swedish Prime Minister asking permission to be allowed to countries,

Permission granted,

Please, - Thank you,

How many are there? - Not much more, Most have bunkers,

Only the sudden short come,

Welcome, Prime Minister,

The implant transmits a signal from counter ,,,

whereby the carrier is not benvloedt by the waves of the SIM card,

The waves that everyone turns into psychopaths,

Right, But what they have not said ,,,

is that it can also be fabric super heat,

Valentine has a selection of people receiving a warning,

He had to make sure they do not would chat with others,

And how does that help us now?

No, Roxy, this is it,

The higher you go, The more off the balloons,

When you approach the edge of the atmosphere, they will explode,

You have to shoot your rocket before that happens, - The edge of the atmosphere,

Then you have to go down as soon as possible,

Good luck,

You can do it,

Come on, Eggsy, We have not much time,

You go in with Arthurs invitation, You'll have to adapt,

Should I pose as Arthur? - The call is on his phone,

Give them this and his real name:Chester King,

And what about you? - I'm the pilot, I'm staying here,

I only do that? - A tailored suit fits,

Be glad that Harry has had to make it, Get dressed,

What is going on with them? - No idea, Perhaps the genocide?

Give me the microphone,

All equally listen,

What is wrong with you?

I want to remind you here to there which today is a holiday,

We're not going to think about death, and concentrate on the birth,

The birth of a new era,

We should not mourn to those who are going to die today,

We have to pay tribute to their sacrifice,

She has my number?

And their role in maintaining of mankind,

We have our doubts and lay our guilt aside,

You are the chosen,

Noah is the bad guy in the story of Noah's Ark?

God is the bad guy?

And the animals that walked two by two?

Of course not,

So yes, Let's turn to frown,

Eat, drink and celebrate,

See you in the new era,

Rox with me, How's the view?

Horrible, - Mine looks good ,

Have they let you make a suit for? - No, not yet ,

Then you have something to look forward to, We're almost at the base, I have to go,

Good luck,

You look good, Eggsy,

I feel too good, Merlin,

November 2-4-7 requesting permission to land allowed,

Permission granted,

Damn,

ENEMY DETECTED

This is it,

Chester King,

Mr, King, welcome,

You have probably responded to Mr, Valentine's weapons policy ,,,

but if you do not mind? - Please proceed,

If you have luggage with you?

Congratulations, Mycroft, You just promotion of pilot servant,

Brutal wing, - Understand? Beautiful,

Thank you,

Find a laptop and make sure that I come online, The clock is ticking,

And do not forget:Try to adjust your ,

Would sir like something to drink?

Martini, Gin, not vodka, of course,

Ten seconds stir while pouring an unopened bottle of vermouth, Thank you,

Merlin, you register all this? - Yes, Stay focused,

It's going well, Lancelot, You're almost there,

Yes, Merlin,

Eggsy, make sure I come online,

Coming up,

Lancelot, you're almost at the border, These balloons do not last much longer,

Prepare for launch,

The society is dead, Long live the society,

Amen,

Morten Lindstrm, - Chester King, How to get online?

It is a closed network, For authorized connections only,

I've got the satellite in sight,

Do you have the correct time? I walk behind, - Sure, Look,

DIAL MODE SYSTEM ANALYSIS STARTED

I'm in, Come back to the plane,

Success, Lancelot, Launching in three, two ,,,

Slow down,

What the hell are you doing here? - My family is naturally invited,

Get up, Slow,

Lancelot, hurry up, Those other balloon explodes as well,

Yes, Merlin, I'm almost there, Give me a moment,

Valentine, I've caught a spy,

Glass, zoom in,

It's the young clerk,

Asshole,

Got it,

Sound the alarm,

I take no risk, Send warnings, I turn on the manual operation,

Countdown started,

LIFT ACTIVATED

You see him? - Here,

Left, Eggsy, Two guards right for you,

Lancelot, you must dismount,

Continue straight and then turn right, Another two,

Everybody up, Countdown to V-Day,

Welcome to the new era,

Eggsy, left the tunnel,

There we go,

Three, two, one ,,,

BIOMETRICS AUTHORIZED

SYSTEM

Beautiful, Well done both,

It is not working,

It should work,

Well done, girl,

We lost one of our satellites,

COMPLETE SYSTEM ANALYSIS

Since I never come along,

SECURITY BIOMETRICS DETECTED

What is going on? Are there problems?

Such weapons are not necessary, I'm just a pilot,

Get in,

Come on,

Let's go quickly, - I can not,

I'm not into Valentine's machine, There's biometric security,

You should make sure that his hand do not touch that office,

Take you kidding me? - Unfortunately not,

Give it,

This is mine, I let them do see as yours,

Good choice,

How long until the circle is round again? - A few hours,

Nonsense, which simply connects two together, - That's not yours,

Platen, call E-man,

E, with Q, I have a problem and need a ride,

One of my satellites in addition to those located out of you,

You can read minds, When are you ready?

Go,

We'll be back online,

10%,

Valentine used someone else's satellite, Before you know it, the circle around again,

He sits at 20%,

Valentine has a gift for you, Shoot,

Is Kingsman-kid already dead? - That will not be long,

Beautiful,

Merlin, I'm screwed,

So do I,

They come from two sides towards me,

Rox, I want you to do something for me,

Call my mother and tell her locking herself, Dean and away from the baby,

Tell her I love her,

Merlin, you remember when you said we have nothing to those implants?

Could you turn to?

My turn to play, Valentine,

Oh no,

SECURITY ACTIVATE IMPLANTS?

Yes, please,

SECURITY IMPLANTS ACTIVATED

That was spectacular,

Merlin, you're a genius,

What's happening?

Are you missing princess? - Can you get me out of here?

Do I get a kiss? I've always been a princess to kiss,

Release me, and I give you more than a kiss,

Asshole,

Did you really think I was stupid to himself such an implant to stop in my head?

Are you crazy or something?

All those innocent people dead, And for what?

You have nothing stopped altogether,

The door is locked, And now? - Put her in the bathroom and throw away the key,

It's still happening,

Are you crazy? - Just do it ,

The signal is active, Get Valentines hand that damned desk off,

Sorry, honey, I have to save the world,

If you save the world, you may do me in the ass,

I'll be back,

Good luck,

London,

Rio,

Lie,

You did it,

This glass does not stop long,

Stay here,

How do I get up there? - Keep shooting, I'm looking for a route,

We are back online,

This is great,

Eggsy, shoot at once,

Give him on his ass,

Seoul, Caracas, Moembai,

Eggsy, the world is going to hell,

Is he dead? - Not yet,

Play not with your food, Finish him,

Gazelle,

Come on,

kill him,

Well done,

Well done, Eggsy, And do you, Lancelot,

I am sorry Mommy would never hurt you,

Is it?

Harry would be proud of you,

He was right,

Everything good?

Is this the part where you make a bad joke?

As you against Harry said:

Such a film is not,

Perfect,

Where are you going? We have plenty of champagne on board,

Have you saved the world? - I certainly do,

Are you coming in? - Yes, I come,

Merlin, the door is locked, How do I get?

26-25,

Merlin, you're the best,

You owe me,

Good heavens,

Stay tuned, the film is not finished yet,

Turn that off, I'm crazy,

I think that song quite nice,

Let it be on, Mom,

He is back again though,

Are you going to finally talk to me?

Or are you going to run away again and pretend you're a lot?

You mean this?

No,

I know someone who tailor has taken over,

He gave me a job, Mom,

With many extras,

Includes a home,

Come live here with me,

Come on, - Sit down,

You may soon by visiting the hospital,

Leave him alone, Eggsy, now go ahead,

Ok,

Do what mommy says,

Question, but whether he tailor wants to make a chicken for you,

That will be your firm better,

As a good friend once said:

Ways ,,,

make ,,,

the man,

Dean? - Shut up,

Eggsy, I dew you in ways you ,,,

Are we standing here all day, or are we going to fight?

Quality over Quantity (QoQ) Releases Translation:RQ ~ Control:SwagBoy

In memory of my mother Kathy, which just made extraordinary ,,,

and taught me what would be a Kingsman,