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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:29,120 Mahmoud! Get up now! 4 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:32,240 Uncle's coming soon. 5 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:44,600 Hello, boss. 6 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:54,480 Thank you. Say hello to your dad from me. 7 00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:58,640 Summer vacation. 8 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:04,440 Great for ethnic Norwegians, but word, it sucks for us broke foreigners. 9 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:09,760 They've got mountain cabins, seaside cabins, mainland cabins, skerry cabins. 10 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:18,280 They drive two sec from Oslo to park their pink asses on shitholes scary as fuck. 11 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:23,160 Norwegians in Norway sit bare-assed, reading comics 12 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:25,640 and checking the weather. 13 00:01:25,960 --> 00:01:30,560 Bro, dad didn't go by train and container to Norway to shit outdoors! 14 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:33,920 - Right. - The thing is: 15 00:01:34,040 --> 00:01:37,760 After a holiday in Pakistan you feel like a Marvel hero. 16 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:41,080 I'm not kidding! You survived all that! 17 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:48,960 The dogs here eat better than most humans. They need dentists and get diabetes. 18 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:51,800 But the fucking dogs in Pakistan... 19 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:55,360 Down there, the dogs eat dirt and crap and carcasses. 20 00:01:55,480 --> 00:02:01,080 One of the bastard mutts jetted after me. I'd had chili curry, and got the trotters. 21 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:04,960 He was starving. Everything was food. 22 00:02:05,080 --> 00:02:11,000 Luckily Pakistani aunts are the best. Like, real family. For life. 23 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:15,560 Not like in Norway, where families last five minutes. 24 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:19,280 After that I ate loads of naan to get constipated. 25 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:21,240 Take care of your tummy. 26 00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:26,720 Word, man. The moment we touched down... 27 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:32,360 I blasted that loo like it was World War III. 28 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:37,160 Three weeks of crap - in one go. Poor ethnic Norwegian. 29 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:43,440 Now he's got a hate group on Facebook: "Help! They're taking over our country!" 30 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:47,240 He writes muck about foreigners. While eating kebab?! 31 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:50,360 Mild, no onion, extra corn. 32 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:55,160 Bro, most of us are stuffed with chili, kebab and soft drinks. 33 00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:58,040 Are we gonna fart our way to power? 34 00:02:58,160 --> 00:03:01,640 Oi! Mahmoud! Finding yourself again? 35 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:05,000 Stop philosophising and get up here! 36 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:09,800 - Move it! - I've tidied up! 37 00:03:09,920 --> 00:03:14,720 Have you seen what your room looks like? Come on, move it! 38 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:22,640 Mahmoud! I see everything. Don't even think about it! Tidy up! 39 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:26,400 - Okay, fine! - And show some respect, Mahmoud! 40 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:31,440 - You have to tidy up, Ali. - Can you help me, bro? 41 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:36,320 Dad didn't come to Norway for his youngest son to get hooked on pink horses either. 42 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:39,440 What did I say about rainbow unicorns? 43 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:42,240 The log doesn't lie, Ali. 44 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:45,320 Why do you never do what I say? 45 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:53,800 Mom collects sandals. She smacks us with them when we don't listen to her. 46 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:56,720 It's tradition where she's from. 47 00:03:56,840 --> 00:04:02,360 - You expect your mother to tidy up here? - I've tidied up, mom! Look! 48 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:06,920 But someone seems to have dropped a dollar-store bomb on Ali's half. 49 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:11,360 Don't be cheeky! Help your brother! 50 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:16,600 That's life for Paki kids. Think about it, Norwegian kids, when you don't get 51 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:21,480 the latest iPhone the day it's launched. Have you seen my phone? 52 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:24,080 Ali! 53 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:29,480 - What are you doing?! - Sorry! 54 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:32,440 Dammit, Ali. Get a grip, bro. 55 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:44,240 - So what's up? - Nothing. 56 00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:48,400 Mahmoud has to tidy the room, or mom will smack him. 57 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:53,560 - Good luck with that. - Good luck with this... kickass thing. 58 00:04:56,360 --> 00:04:59,480 See you, Ali. Bye. 59 00:04:59,600 --> 00:04:59,916 - You look weird, bro. - Shut up. Go tidy the room. 60 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,960 - You look weird, bro. - Shut up. Go tidy the room. 61 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:05,440 Hey, relax. 62 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:21,560 Freaking Kurds. They're all called Goran. 63 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:40,520 My day-one, Arif, has only one eye. 64 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:44,080 - Arif! - His mom went mental, ninja style. 65 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:49,800 Instead of comforting him, she said, 66 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:54,400 "It's okay, Arif. I still have eight children who can see." 67 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:58,960 "In Norway, the welfare office helps the blind." 68 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:04,160 "If you go blind, get disability benefits so your dad and I can afford another kid." 69 00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:11,120 But that's not the weirdest thing about Arif. Just wait. Here it comes. 70 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:16,280 I'm pretty sure nothing of this is real. Get it? We don't exist. 71 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:19,000 Nothing exists. 72 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:21,560 Okay, bro. But what's happening? 73 00:06:21,680 --> 00:06:26,120 If nothing exists, then nothing's happening, like. 74 00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:30,400 - And you? - I walked down the stairs with Arisha. 75 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:33,520 - Or behind her. - Behind's behind. 76 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:40,720 - But hey, applied for a summer job yet? - Think Mahmoud Marof can find work? 77 00:06:40,840 --> 00:06:43,040 - Wrong name. - I've applied. 78 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:46,840 But your name isn't Preben, Aksel or Noah. 79 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:51,160 - How many names do you have? 17? - I think it's eight. 80 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:54,960 Arif Abdul Bin Hassan Ul Darrori Husne Kitaaba Khusri. 81 00:06:57,320 --> 00:06:59,360 Nine. Nine names. 82 00:06:59,480 --> 00:07:05,320 Oi, Mahmoud! Four full milk, three wholemeal bread and kefir. Move it! 83 00:07:05,440 --> 00:07:10,760 Two large Pepsi Max and one Sprite. Your uncle only drinks Sprite. Don't forget it! 84 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:16,000 And bullet chili! Your dad shits blood if I use regular. I mix it with yoghurt. 85 00:07:16,120 --> 00:07:19,160 So I don't have to wash undies all day. 86 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:24,520 Still got problems, Zubaida? Did you get Mahmoud to rub his butt with mustard oil? 87 00:07:24,640 --> 00:07:30,440 I put my husband on a stone I heat in the oven. Then I feed him grass. 88 00:07:30,560 --> 00:07:36,560 It's like the UN, bro. But it's not about poverty, hunger and global heating. 89 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:40,880 It's about my dad's bunghole. His ass has cost me 90 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:45,640 every ounce of self-respect I've scraped together through 13 long years. 91 00:07:48,040 --> 00:07:50,240 Mahmoud, watch out! 92 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:55,280 Look at those morons! 93 00:07:59,960 --> 00:08:01,960 LAST CHEAP BREAD! 94 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:03,840 Dammit. 95 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:07,360 I didn't come here to eat overpriced bread! 96 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:10,960 No, let's eat cheap bread and shit blood. 97 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:17,880 Oh my days... 98 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:46,040 People in Pakistan think everyone in Norway's loaded. 99 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:50,080 But we skimp on everything. It's super-important for dad 100 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:54,680 to serve his brother only the best. Mom has to hang in there 24/7 101 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:57,840 to avoid a scandal in the old country. 102 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:03,680 They're coming! Hurry! 103 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:07,160 Uncle will be wearing his shalwar kameez 104 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:11,720 and look like the most corrupt Pakistani politician ever. 105 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:15,600 - What did I tell you? - Hello, Zubaida. 106 00:09:15,720 --> 00:09:18,880 - Hello, brother. - It's been ages. 107 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:21,080 Did you have a pleasant journey? 108 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:26,720 You have no idea. There's some bad blood and unmentionable caste stuff going on. 109 00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:30,960 And I promise it'll screw up my entire summer, man. 110 00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:33,560 - Mahmoud! - Greetings. 111 00:09:33,680 --> 00:09:35,640 Hello, my boy. 112 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:40,680 And this? Is it really Ali? He certainly has grown! 113 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:42,840 Eat? 114 00:09:45,720 --> 00:09:50,840 Samosas, deep-fried so they're super crispy outside and soft on the inside. 115 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:55,320 Delicious chicken karahi. Raita, with proper thick yoghurt. 116 00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:59,000 She's even made real saffron rice! 117 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:05,280 - Zubaida, you always make food this good? - Always. 118 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:10,120 - Zubaida makes delicious food. - Wonderful! 119 00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:21,400 Wow! 120 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:23,680 Wow! 121 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:27,920 - Wow! - Ali? Ali? 122 00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:32,040 If you burp in Pakistan, it means the food is great. 123 00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:36,080 - It's a huge compliment. - Hey, Shahbaz? 124 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:38,760 Does driving a taxi here pay well? 125 00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:43,080 - We get by. It's only temporary. - Temporary? 126 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:46,320 - I see. - Mom cleans at school. 127 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:51,200 It really helps if the wife also has a job. 128 00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:55,240 I was supposed to have summer vacation now, but... 129 00:10:56,360 --> 00:10:59,160 Women get summer vacation as well? 130 00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:02,280 I must say. 131 00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:05,800 - These are from auntie. - Thank you. 132 00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:09,320 - Shahbaz! - Sandal. 133 00:11:09,440 --> 00:11:12,120 A lota. Aluminium. 134 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:16,600 Whites hoard toilet rolls. Dad uses a lota. 135 00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:19,960 It's got the perfect spout! 136 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:25,160 - Just the right size. - Mahmoud, for you. 137 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:29,120 Nice shirt, huh? 138 00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:35,320 - "Armani", mom. - No, Ermani is spelled with an E. 139 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:38,800 Number one in Pakistan. Comes from America. 140 00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:42,640 - Thanks, Uncle Ji. - Do I get a unicorn pencil box? 141 00:11:42,760 --> 00:11:46,440 - What did he say? - He asks if you have anything for him. 142 00:11:46,560 --> 00:11:50,560 Of course I do, my boy. Here you go. 143 00:11:51,760 --> 00:11:56,400 - Thank you, Uncle Ji! - Here, Shahbaz. Cigarettes. 144 00:11:56,960 --> 00:12:00,280 - By the way... - He quit smoking two years ago. 145 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:03,680 Keep your gifts. 146 00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:10,880 - It belonged to mother. - She'll come around. 147 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:15,320 It's been ages. You never call. 148 00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:20,240 - Mom and dad would have appreciated it. - You're here now. 149 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:22,400 True enough. 150 00:12:22,520 --> 00:12:25,640 I brought something else too. Check it out. 151 00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:29,160 - Maula Jatt! - Remember? 152 00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:31,600 Sultan Rahi. Oh, jeez. 153 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:37,800 He's huge in Pakistan. He was brutal, bro. Only played in gory action movies. 154 00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:42,200 He's Pakistan's Chuck Norris, Lars Monsen and Zlatan. 155 00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:46,960 Hey, man. Check out Mukkho. 156 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:50,680 God almighty. 157 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:57,720 Poor Mahmoud. You should've had a daughter. 158 00:12:57,840 --> 00:13:00,680 It's not too late. What do you think? 159 00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:07,800 Ali, what did I tell you about that unicorn stuff? You're too old! 160 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:10,280 Let Ali watch what he likes. 161 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:14,800 Zubaida! Have you got biscuits for the tea? And more mango! 162 00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:20,880 - I don't want anything from him. Get it? - Okay, fine! What do I care? 163 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:24,960 Don't take that tone with me. Understood? 164 00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:33,400 Paki kids are slaves to their parents. 165 00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:38,240 I came to Norway to give you a better life, so you owe me a massage. 166 00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:43,400 Thank God that Mahmoud is such a dutiful son, Shahbaz. 167 00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:49,560 Mahmoud? I have to work this summer. Mom has to cook. 168 00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:52,680 Someone has to take care of Uncle Ji. 169 00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:55,160 It'll have to be you. 170 00:13:56,360 --> 00:14:01,640 Here we go. My summer, already fucked up by milk, more milk, soft drinks, 171 00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:06,520 cheap bread, more fucking milk, just became 1000 % more fucked up. 172 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,800 My life is ruined. 173 00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:19,080 I'm not Norwegian. 174 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:21,240 Not Pakistani. 175 00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:28,040 What the hell am I? What am I doing by this stupid lake? 176 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:31,880 Norwegian values, Mahmoud. Norwegian values... 177 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:35,640 Mahmoud! Get up! I've had it! 178 00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:38,640 - Get that idiot out of here! - Mom! 179 00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:42,600 Mahmoud! Put this on. Come on, let's go! 180 00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:48,240 - Nice T-shirt, Mahmoud. Real Ermani? - Shut up. 181 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:53,120 Ermani! Everything's so beautiful! 182 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:55,440 Is there never war here? 183 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:58,160 No, Uncle Ji. Hardly ever. 184 00:14:59,560 --> 00:14:59,916 Uncle Ji thinks he's in heaven. He doesn't know this is the East Side, full of blacks 185 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:05,040 Uncle Ji thinks he's in heaven. He doesn't know this is the East Side, full of blacks 186 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:08,080 and high-rises Norwegians won't live in. 187 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:12,360 Everything's so clean! Do they even wash the tarmac? 188 00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:14,440 Sure, every year. 189 00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:20,080 Look at that! 190 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:22,600 - Take it easy. - But hey... 191 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:27,600 How can the dead rest in peace with all this going on above them? 192 00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:34,840 Hi! 193 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:37,360 - Stop it! - It's okay. 194 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:39,760 Oh my gosh. 195 00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:44,680 Two months in Norway is far from enough, Mahmoud! 196 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:48,280 Come on! Freedom! 197 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:50,440 Norway! 198 00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:18,360 What's that in your eye? 199 00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:23,040 Show me what you have behind your back. Ali, show me! 200 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:26,640 - It's nothing. - It's something. Show it to me. 201 00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:33,760 Is that Arisha's? 202 00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:37,560 You thieving runt! Did you take anything else? 203 00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:44,760 You know you have to give it back? God will be mad at you. At least Arisha will. 204 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:48,200 - But it's so pretty. - Ali, you're a boy! 205 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:55,760 - Hello. - Hi. Arisha? 206 00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:58,640 Say hello to your dad from me. Bye. 207 00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:00,920 - Hello. - Hi. 208 00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:03,840 Come on, Ali. Give it up. 209 00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:07,760 - Here. - Wow! There they are. 210 00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:11,160 - It's okay. I've got lots of makeup. - Sorry. 211 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:15,880 - You can have it. - Thanks a lot! You're the best! 212 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:20,280 - May I come inside, Arisha? - Yeah, sure thing. 213 00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:33,480 Hey, I checked my email yesterday. Five fucking rejections. 214 00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:39,040 I handle all mom's digital ID stuff. 215 00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:42,880 - So I logged in and changed my name. - To what? 216 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:46,400 - Noah. - Noah? 217 00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:50,760 Awesome, man. Rad! 218 00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:54,840 - So you're gonna apply again? - Once I've charged. 219 00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:57,520 Just need to up my percentage. 220 00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:02,440 Go ahead and laugh. I'm a fucking illuminati, man! 221 00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:20,960 Who is it? 222 00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:23,600 Ali? It's dinnertime. Come on! 223 00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:25,880 One moment. 224 00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:01,920 What's he wearing? 225 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:45,120 What's going on? 226 00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:48,600 Seriously, what's going on? 227 00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:56,600 - Fine, Ali. We're going home. Take it off. - I've outgrown it. 228 00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:59,916 - It looks nicer on Alia. - "Alia"? 229 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:00,200 - It looks nicer on Alia. - "Alia"? 230 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:04,520 - Ali, listen... - Alia! 231 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:16,200 - Hey, stop hanging with my brother. - It's just a game, Mahmoud. 232 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:27,600 Aren't you going to eat, Ali? 233 00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:31,800 It's just a phase, Shahbaz. 234 00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:38,600 Hey, what's he doing with Arisha all day? 235 00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:42,320 - I don't know. - Why don't you look after him? 236 00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:44,440 Look after him? 237 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:50,600 Sure, I can look after Uncle Ji, Ali, Arisha. 238 00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:54,160 Let me know if you want me to look after anyone else. 239 00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:59,160 Zubaida? Do you have any sweets? 240 00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:02,960 Ice cream or something? 241 00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:12,480 - Mahmoud? - Yeah? 242 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:16,560 - What are they fighting about? - The old days. 243 00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:19,120 What do you mean, "old days"? 244 00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:26,800 Uncle Ji and dad's relatives didn't want mom and dad to get married. 245 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:29,920 - Why not? - How should I know, Ali? 246 00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:37,960 Luckily they did. 247 00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:41,200 Yeah, luckily. 248 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:56,320 Bro? 249 00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,720 Bro? 250 00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:02,200 Are you really sure God loves all people? 251 00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:07,320 - Yes, Ali. - Then why did God make me like this? 252 00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:10,440 Like what? 253 00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:18,760 - Like I don't fit in. - You fit in. 254 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:22,920 You're an East Side Paki just like everyone else. 255 00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:40,000 Hey, Mahmoud? What's that? 256 00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:43,520 - What do you mean? It's a baby. - But... 257 00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:50,240 I explain that in Norway, men push baby carriages and everything. 258 00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:56,080 Then I tell him that women here get ten months maternity leave, 259 00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:59,440 and men get fifteen weeks paternity leave too. 260 00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:01,720 You get paid to have kids?! 261 00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:05,160 Uncle Ji, are you okay? 262 00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:07,200 I wanna live here, Mahmoud. 263 00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:12,000 One, two, three... 264 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:22,000 Why should three Pakis go see Munch paintings? 265 00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:23,360 Entrance fee: NOK 160. 266 00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:24,560 Easy savings. 267 00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:28,800 Wow! One more time! 268 00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:35,080 - What do you do for a living, uncle? - He asks where you work. 269 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:39,520 I work in a factory that produces leather goods. 270 00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:45,160 Import, export, medical equipment, riding articles like straps and so on. 271 00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:48,040 Everything is sent to Europe. 272 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,280 This is a horse strap. 273 00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:53,720 Bro, that's not riding equipment! 274 00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:57,280 Word, Uncle Ji has no idea what he's making. 275 00:23:57,400 --> 00:24:02,560 Everyone who's seen the Internet knows whites love to be whipped when they fuck. 276 00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:06,040 Why are you laughing? It's my job, chum! 277 00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:11,920 After the Second World War, 278 00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:16,120 they executed the traitors down here. 279 00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:20,440 - The place is haunted at night. - Haunted? 280 00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:22,360 God save us! 281 00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:28,680 Sometimes I feel like an Oslonian. It should've been a separate nationality. 282 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:32,920 If anyone asked, I'd say, "I'm from Oslo." 283 00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:37,000 "I'm Oslonian." Identity crisis? Done, bro. 284 00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:43,720 Listen up, boys. I've found some girls for you. 285 00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:47,800 Look, Mahmoud. This is Rizwana. Ripe for marriage. 286 00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:52,280 - Look at that basket! Isn't it nice? - What do I need a basket for? 287 00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:54,920 Come on, Mahmoud. Wake up. 288 00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:59,080 Real Pakistani girls beat girls raised in Norway. 289 00:24:59,200 --> 00:24:59,916 And here's one for you, Ali. Neelam! 290 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,640 And here's one for you, Ali. Neelam! 291 00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:06,480 We haven't agreed yet, but with some negotiation... 292 00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:11,560 - Show us a picture of your wife, uncle. - Uncle Ji isn't married. 293 00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:13,680 Why not? 294 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:18,000 He wants to know why you're not married. 295 00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:23,560 It's kinda hard to explain. I guess it's fate. 296 00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:27,080 I don't know. 297 00:25:52,360 --> 00:25:56,560 You look like the cheapest made in China Disney princess you can get 298 00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:59,880 on Ali Baba for only nine kroner, man! 299 00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:04,240 - Did Arisha say anything about me? - No. 300 00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:09,400 Did she say anything about me she told you not to tell me? You sure? 301 00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:18,720 Arisha said I could come back whenever I want. 302 00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:35,200 Mahmoud? 303 00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:41,440 - What? - Your crazy uncle refuses to get up. 304 00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:51,160 Uncle Ji? What's the matter? 305 00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:57,360 Hello, Uncle Ji? 306 00:26:57,480 --> 00:26:59,520 Can I become a refugee? 307 00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:04,320 I'll say I can't return to Pakistan because they'll kill me. 308 00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:08,400 They don't let Pakistanis in anymore. We can't integrate. 309 00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:13,080 I can integrate. I can be Norwegian. Listen! 310 00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:17,960 "Tusen takk. Absolutt." There, I'm Norwegian! 311 00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:20,200 Look here. 312 00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:28,360 This woman thinks all Norwegians need to have a house, a car, a boat 313 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:33,440 and a second home in Spain before they can help anyone else. 314 00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:38,160 Sylvi? She looks nice. Is she married? 315 00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:42,880 You won't like it here. It's dark in winter. 316 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:46,360 People stop talking and break their legs. 317 00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:48,960 No more nude women. 318 00:27:51,360 --> 00:27:55,720 Dammit. You mean... there's nothing we can do? 319 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:59,080 Making friends with mom would be a start. 320 00:28:12,360 --> 00:28:14,880 Right. 321 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:19,920 - You're our guest. You don't have to help. - It's okay. No problem. 322 00:28:22,360 --> 00:28:24,200 What's going on? 323 00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:27,080 - Put it there. - Let me do it. 324 00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:30,920 Is he gonna say I don't look after him? 325 00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:34,920 - It's okay, I... - Is he going to steal our deposit? 326 00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:39,680 - Don't you dare enter my kitchen! - Relax! Chill! 327 00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:45,000 - Give me back the bottle! It's ours! - What are you doing? Let me help! 328 00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:47,920 You see what I'm going through? 329 00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:52,120 I know exactly what other Norwegian kids do all summer. 330 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:05,080 Oi! Mahmoud! Finding yourself again? 331 00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:07,120 Go get the groceries! 332 00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:27,200 What's up, Noah? 333 00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:33,080 Hey, you're smart. What happens at a job interview? 334 00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:37,840 - Jack Sparrow landed an interview? - Soon. Tell me. 335 00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:41,800 Sell me this pen. 336 00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:48,920 You don't want this pen. There's no hole on top. 337 00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:53,680 More than a hundred people die every year choking on these things. 338 00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:57,960 So the manufacturers have started making a hole in the cap. 339 00:29:58,080 --> 00:29:59,916 Buy this one - or die. 340 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:00,520 Buy this one - or die. 341 00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:04,000 Wow, bro! 342 00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:06,280 You sold me the pen! 343 00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:09,880 - Here you go. - Mahmoud? 344 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,760 May I have a pink cake? Please? 345 00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:17,760 - Hope you like it. - Thank you so much! 346 00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:32,960 Are they men?! 347 00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:42,280 Wait. Where's Ali? 348 00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:50,480 - Freddie Mercury. - What? 349 00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:53,480 Ali! What are you doing? 350 00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:56,560 Oh! 351 00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:07,840 As soon as summer comes, Norwegians start to take off their clothes. 352 00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:11,960 May God forgive them. Some remove all of them. 353 00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:14,880 May God have mercy on them. 354 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:18,040 My brothers. Do not forget your faith. 355 00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:22,160 - Protect it. - Oh gosh. 356 00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:24,360 Look the other way. 357 00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:27,640 May God forgive me. 358 00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:41,000 Uncle Ji? Why are you up so early? 359 00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:45,680 - I can't sleep. - Oh? Why not? 360 00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:48,680 - Women. - What women? 361 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,960 All of them. 362 00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:00,400 Don't turn to look, Uncle Ji. 363 00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:02,520 - Hello. - Hi there. 364 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,240 - Good. - Do you know her? 365 00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:10,000 No, you say hi in the woods here. 366 00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:14,200 - And don't stare at their asses. - What are we doing here? 367 00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:17,800 - What Norwegians do. - Okay, like...? 368 00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:21,240 Walk in circles around lakes in the forest? 369 00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:23,800 And think about life. 370 00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:28,640 And how they can cut down on sugar. Or how they can land a new job. 371 00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:32,920 And when they get tired... 372 00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:37,760 They treat themselves to a Kvikk Lunsj. 373 00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:48,280 - Sylvi too? - Guaranteed. 374 00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:53,080 Fucking Sylvi! 375 00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:11,280 Hey, Mahmoud. What's with this bike? 376 00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:14,160 - It's a rental. - Ok. 377 00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:17,760 Let's go. 378 00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:30,200 I don't know what these people talk about, but it's not what ethnic Norwegians think. 379 00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:33,880 It's very, very nice. But guys... 380 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:37,960 Don't you think we should get around to taking over Norway? 381 00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:43,120 No, Somalis want nice blazers and legalized khat. 382 00:34:43,240 --> 00:34:48,040 Palestinians want to smoke. Iranians want to sit on benches. 383 00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:53,640 Turks want to drink tea and watch Galatasaray vs Fenerbahce in their clubs. 384 00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:57,800 How are we gonna take over? All we do is chill. 385 00:34:57,920 --> 00:34:59,916 - How much for an ice cream, Shahbaz? - It's 27 kroner. 386 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,080 - How much for an ice cream, Shahbaz? - It's 27 kroner. 387 00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:04,080 27?! 388 00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:07,280 - Is everything in Oslo this pricey? - Yeah. 389 00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:09,400 So eat it slowly. 390 00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:11,840 There's no rush. 391 00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:25,560 Ten taps for you. 392 00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:30,080 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. 393 00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:33,880 "The thieves tied up their horses," 394 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:38,000 "took their saddlebags and approached the cliff wall." 395 00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:42,560 "Their chieftain stopped and shouted so loudly Ali Baba could hear every word." 396 00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:45,720 "'Open sesame!' No sooner had he said..." 397 00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:47,840 Alia Baba? 398 00:35:50,720 --> 00:35:54,000 Alia is for real, Mahmoud. 399 00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:59,960 "As soon as he spoke the words, the cliff wall opened, and they all went inside." 400 00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:02,080 Ali. 401 00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:06,880 - Bro, I'm a girl. - Huh?! 402 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:10,200 I look like a boy, but I'm a girl. 403 00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:13,400 You're not a girl just cause you hang with Arisha. 404 00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:16,800 Mahmoud, you're so stupid. You don't get it. 405 00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:20,200 You think I'm a gay Paki. But Arisha gets it. 406 00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:25,200 I don't get everything, okay? But I've got your back, bro. Always. 407 00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:28,040 Do you have to say "bro" all the time? 408 00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:45,840 Shoot me with a shotgun in the face, bro. I've had it with my family sometimes. 409 00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:49,000 - Ali's freaking me out, man. - Ali's cute. 410 00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:52,960 No, bro. Ali's... 411 00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:57,280 He says he's a chick, and... 412 00:36:57,400 --> 00:37:00,280 - What? - I don't know anymore, man. 413 00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:04,520 He keeps giving mom compliments. 414 00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:07,200 Loves pink. Uses nail polish. 415 00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:14,120 I don't know. 416 00:37:14,240 --> 00:37:18,560 - Ali has to be who he likes. - Why do you say that? 417 00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:21,360 I've got an eye in my head, bro. 418 00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:32,040 But bro? This is between us, okay? 419 00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:34,240 born in the wrong body 420 00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:47,240 - I was born in the wrong body. - Woman? 421 00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:52,000 - I'm comfortable with trans. - I wasn't born in the wrong body. 422 00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:09,040 It's stunningly wonderful! 423 00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:22,360 Trans kids 424 00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:27,880 I used to be a boy. Now my name is Emma. 425 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:32,160 First Emma got puberty blockers, then female hormones. 426 00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:35,840 When she turns 18, she can finally get her operation. 427 00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:42,560 It'll be fine. Almost like you're born with a vagina. But you don't get periods. 428 00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:46,720 The most important thing is to let kids be themselves. 429 00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:51,960 It would've been easier if Ali's name was Kristian Frederik, 430 00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:55,680 and we lived on the West Side with white parents. 431 00:38:55,800 --> 00:39:02,000 We'd have attended a transgender course, started a podcast, posted on insta... 432 00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:04,240 But dad... 433 00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:08,280 Shit, I don't know. 434 00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:14,080 First he'd go mental for real and get suicidally depressed. 435 00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:18,400 I didn't come to Norway for my son to become a daughter! 436 00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:26,800 Besides... 437 00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:33,080 Right now I'm seriously confused. 438 00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:42,120 - Hi there! - Hey, it's Ali. 439 00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:46,120 - Mahmoud's younger brother. - What's with the outfit? 440 00:40:46,240 --> 00:40:48,640 Why are you wearing a dress? 441 00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:52,600 - What's up? - You a girl now? 442 00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:03,280 Hi there! 443 00:41:10,240 --> 00:41:12,240 - Hi! - Hi. 444 00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:16,920 What have you told Ali? 445 00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:20,440 - He's a girl? Born in the wrong body? - Nothing. 446 00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:25,320 - Where did he get the idea? He's nine! - You know what? You don't get it. 447 00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:29,880 You don't know shit, okay? Just back off. Stay away from Ali! 448 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:34,480 - Go radicalise someone else. - I pity Ali who has you as his brother. 449 00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:38,680 Yeah, just jog off. Jet the hell outa here. 450 00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:43,120 Look at that! She likes you. 451 00:41:43,240 --> 00:41:46,480 - You don't have a clue, uncle. - Mahmoud! 452 00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:52,360 - Mahmoud! - Leave me alone. 453 00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:01,200 Oi, Mahmoud! 454 00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:06,400 We met your bro. Nice outfit! He's got some twisted stuff going on. 455 00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:10,600 - He says he's a pussy! - You wanna hear about twisted? 456 00:42:10,720 --> 00:42:15,280 You wet yourself every evening and wear diapers at night. 457 00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:17,320 What did you say? 458 00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:22,320 This wannabe gangster bitch can't help wetting himself every night. 459 00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:27,280 His mom whops him every damn evening. I can hear you whining. 460 00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:30,000 She's sick of doing the laundry. 461 00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:33,760 The whole high-rise vibrates cause of your bladder. 462 00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:38,520 So instead of pissing on my little brother, stop wetting your bed. 463 00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:50,760 Mahmoud! 464 00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:02,120 - Motherfuckers! - Let's get outa here. 465 00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:04,840 Scram! 466 00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:07,560 Get up. 467 00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:09,400 Get up. 468 00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:11,560 Are you okay? 469 00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:18,960 Get it now? Leave! Fuck off! 470 00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:22,040 Come on, boys. Come. 471 00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:36,640 What's happened? 472 00:43:42,720 --> 00:43:45,760 What are you wearing?! What happened? 473 00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:48,720 Nothing. He got in a fight. It's okay. 474 00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:01,000 Ali? 475 00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:05,200 Go upstairs and change. Dad will be home soon. 476 00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:14,120 Hold this here. 477 00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:29,320 - Ouch. - Just a tiny... 478 00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:51,880 Ali says he's a girl. 479 00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:55,480 What? 480 00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:21,360 I always knew there was something wrong with Ali. 481 00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:24,480 There's nothing wrong with him, mom. 482 00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:29,080 Why hasn't he said anything to me? 483 00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:34,120 He likes my clothes, my jewellery. I thought it was just a phase. 484 00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:38,080 That whatever it was, it would pass. 485 00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:50,600 - Am I a bad mother, Mahmoud? - No, you're the world's best mom. 486 00:45:51,720 --> 00:45:55,400 Okay, not the world's best. But pretty good. 487 00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:36,640 - I can't smell anything. - What is it, uncle? 488 00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:43,840 What are you doing? Stop that superstitious nonsense! 489 00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:48,560 - If it's a djinn, I'll get it out. - There are no evil spirits here! 490 00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:52,080 - Calm down, Zubaida! - Get rid of that thing! 491 00:46:55,840 --> 00:47:00,600 - What'll they say back home? - This is my house. Stop pushing me around. 492 00:47:00,720 --> 00:47:05,520 You just do as you please! I'm spending my vacation as your servant! 493 00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:10,720 It's your duty! I'm your brother-in-law! Show some respect! 494 00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:13,840 Cut it out, both of you! That's enough! 495 00:47:18,720 --> 00:47:21,880 What's going on here? Huh? 496 00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:26,200 - Did someone beat you up? - Uh... 497 00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:31,000 Mom threw a bag with some cash from the balcony. 498 00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:36,160 Goran tried to grab it, and we started fighting. 499 00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:41,600 Mahmoud whipped his butt. It was almost over when I arrived. 500 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:48,640 I'm glad you're speaking Urdu to me, Mahmoud. 501 00:47:48,760 --> 00:47:51,480 Spending time with family helps. 502 00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:56,800 And you two... 503 00:47:56,920 --> 00:48:02,280 I spend the whole day driving a cab to make money. For all of us. 504 00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:04,800 I need food and massage. 505 00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:07,600 Not chaos. 506 00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:25,240 - Shahbaz? - Mm? 507 00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:32,120 What is it? 508 00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:37,840 Why did you choose to marry me? 509 00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:41,440 You were... 510 00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:43,560 Different. 511 00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:53,720 I fought for you. 512 00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:57,200 Every evening. 513 00:48:57,320 --> 00:49:00,040 I came to you in the garden. 514 00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:05,440 Different. 515 00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:09,400 Keep that in mind, Shahbaz. 516 00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:56,520 Mahmoud? Don't just stand there. I've made paratha with omelette. 517 00:49:56,640 --> 00:49:59,760 OMG! So tasty it's sick, man. 518 00:49:59,880 --> 00:49:59,916 Paratha is roti with loads of butter, egg and pepper. 519 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:04,000 Paratha is roti with loads of butter, egg and pepper. 520 00:50:04,120 --> 00:50:08,440 Word, when the food bloggers discover paratha, they'll go bananas. 521 00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:17,040 As long as everyone has their mouth full, there won't be chaos. 522 00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:23,520 Do you think I've been working too much lately? Have I been a lousy brother? 523 00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:26,560 Father? And husband too? 524 00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:29,320 I'll take time off from the cab, 525 00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:32,600 and we can go to Verdens Ende. 526 00:50:32,720 --> 00:50:35,320 - Where? - End of the World! 527 00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:39,880 End of the World? What's that supposed to mean? The real end? 528 00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:43,360 Not the actual end, that's just the name. 529 00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:46,920 No, why would we want to go there? No thanks. 530 00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:50,440 - Tusenfryd? - Do I look like a billionaire? 531 00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:53,720 - Sognsvann! - Again? We always go there. 532 00:50:54,720 --> 00:50:59,320 - Only white folks go there. - Picnic! By the seaside! 533 00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:06,400 Ludicrous. Pakis on a day trip. 534 00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:11,200 See whatever you went to see. Picnic on a parking lot or something. Drive back. 535 00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:15,040 No shell pants, primus or bird dog here. 536 00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:23,000 Come on, dad. Put on something cool. Surprise us! 537 00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:40,840 "I'll kiss the ground you walk upon" 538 00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:44,680 "if you let me come close to you." 539 00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:02,960 "The love song is beautiful..." 540 00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:24,240 Wait! Look, the sun's coming out! 541 00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:30,240 - I'll head down to the water. - See you down there. 542 00:52:31,240 --> 00:52:33,560 - Fantastic! - Uncle loves water. 543 00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:35,680 Yes, that's right. 544 00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:48,440 - Ali, be careful! - Sure. 545 00:52:49,240 --> 00:52:52,360 I thought we were supposed to be together. 546 00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:54,520 We are together, Shahbaz. 547 00:52:54,640 --> 00:52:57,760 Come with me. Come here. 548 00:53:25,080 --> 00:53:28,120 You're mad! You're messing up our kids! 549 00:53:28,240 --> 00:53:31,000 I wanna be a girl! 550 00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:34,040 - Shahbaz, wait! - I'm a girl! 551 00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:36,520 Come down here at once! 552 00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:40,960 - I wanna be a girl! - Stop saying that! You're a boy! A boy! 553 00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:44,920 Come here, now! You're a boy, you hear me?! 554 00:53:45,040 --> 00:53:47,080 I'm a girl! 555 00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:22,280 What's happened? 556 00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:27,040 Mom told dad about Ali. 557 00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:32,320 But Mahmoud... 558 00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:38,560 - Ali isn't a girl. - Nah... 559 00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:41,520 But I don't know. 560 00:54:41,640 --> 00:54:46,880 When the chili refused to burn properly, I knew there was something wrong. 561 00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:51,720 - Mahmoud? Is Ali a hijra? - Uh... 562 00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:54,040 What's a hijra? 563 00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:57,640 Neither man nor woman. 564 00:54:57,760 --> 00:54:59,916 Hijras are sacred. They can bless or curse. They are fascinating things. 565 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,680 Hijras are sacred. They can bless or curse. They are fascinating things. 566 00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:07,520 - Ali isn't a thing. - You're right. 567 00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:12,640 - Shahbaz? - That's enough! 568 00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:16,120 Some families don't know what pleasant means. 569 00:55:16,240 --> 00:55:20,200 - That's enough, I said! - All they know is chaos. 570 00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:25,320 Here I am, working myself to death to put food on the table. 571 00:55:25,440 --> 00:55:29,400 - This one goes out, this one and this one! - Are you crazy? 572 00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:33,040 - What is this? - Why are you doing this? 573 00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:35,240 Shahbaz, stop it! 574 00:55:36,280 --> 00:55:40,080 - You've let him run wild! - And you've lost your mind! 575 00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:43,400 I should've put my foot down ages ago! 576 00:55:43,520 --> 00:55:46,240 Are you completely insane? 577 00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:50,040 - Ali's our child! - He can't possibly be my kid! 578 00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:55,440 Out! Out! I don't want you here! Leave, or I'll take the kids and... 579 00:56:11,520 --> 00:56:14,600 Come on, brother. We can't stay here. 580 00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:28,320 Yeah, you can leave too. I know you'll squeal to your crazy relatives. 581 00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:31,280 I'm not afraid of anyone! 582 00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:09,040 I work myself to death to give that boy a good life. 583 00:57:09,160 --> 00:57:12,560 - He's just a child. - That's right. Just a child. 584 00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:14,960 He doesn't know what's right. 585 00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:21,400 Imagine if we'd told people back home we were girls? 586 00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:23,680 It would be a disaster. 587 00:57:26,160 --> 00:57:29,880 - Don't say a word about this in Pakistan. - I won't. 588 00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:33,360 I work all the time. Didn't even notice. 589 00:57:33,480 --> 00:57:35,400 But this ends here. 590 00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:38,520 Tomorrow morning we'll set Ali straight. 591 00:57:41,080 --> 00:57:43,480 This is all Zubaida's fault. 592 00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:51,760 We should've married the sisters dad found for us. 593 00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:55,360 If I'd listened to him, none of this would have happened. 594 00:58:10,480 --> 00:58:12,600 Shahbaz? 595 00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:19,240 Are you asleep? 596 00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:56,920 Zubaida? I need to speak with you. 597 00:59:11,120 --> 00:59:13,320 Zubaida, I... 598 00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:16,320 I... Thank you. 599 00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:18,880 I bet you're pleased now. 600 00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:23,040 - What happened? - The taxi was so cold. 601 00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:25,920 - What do you mean? - Well... 602 00:59:30,880 --> 00:59:34,360 Zubaida, let me in. Open the door. 603 00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:40,920 What are you doing here? 604 00:59:41,040 --> 00:59:44,080 Zubaida is right, Shahbaz. 605 00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:46,080 Who do you think you are? 606 00:59:46,200 --> 00:59:51,960 My son won't be a hijra who dances at weddings and sits begging by the roadside. 607 00:59:52,080 --> 00:59:55,920 - But Shahbaz, Ali will stay here with you. - Nonsense! 608 00:59:57,600 --> 00:59:59,680 Let me in! 609 00:59:59,800 --> 00:59:59,916 Mahmoud? Don't I deserve to use my own toilet? 610 01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:04,360 Mahmoud? Don't I deserve to use my own toilet? 611 01:00:04,480 --> 01:00:07,800 You're making a fool of yourself. Get a grip. 612 01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:09,840 Zubaida? 613 01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:23,040 Can you give me my lota too? 614 01:00:34,080 --> 01:00:36,880 You want me to give him this? 615 01:00:37,800 --> 01:00:40,560 - Take it and leave. - What's this?! 616 01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:43,600 Goodbye, Shahbaz. 617 01:01:07,120 --> 01:01:10,840 Arif here. I'm real busy. Leave a message. Beep. 618 01:01:59,520 --> 01:02:01,400 Put it here. 619 01:02:25,360 --> 01:02:27,400 Do you like it? 620 01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:32,280 Ali? 621 01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:36,000 Aren't you hungry? 622 01:02:57,400 --> 01:02:59,440 Okay, bro. Take care. 623 01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:07,240 - When will you stop messing with my life? - It's my duty to look after you, Shahbaz. 624 01:03:16,920 --> 01:03:22,720 You can't even take care of yourself. How are you supposed to look after me? 625 01:03:22,840 --> 01:03:26,800 "Give me this, give me that! Shahbaz, give me some money!" 626 01:03:26,920 --> 01:03:31,000 You're just a freeloader. You've got no wife, no kids. 627 01:03:31,120 --> 01:03:35,440 - That's enough, Shahbaz. - You'll be alone all your life. 628 01:03:43,240 --> 01:03:45,600 Have you lost your mind? Huh?! 629 01:03:54,240 --> 01:03:56,800 No, you have to hold my hand! 630 01:04:10,480 --> 01:04:13,480 You don't know what you've got, bro. 631 01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:16,240 Know what it's like to be alone? 632 01:04:16,360 --> 01:04:20,920 Every day I go to the factory. Then I go home, eat, 633 01:04:21,040 --> 01:04:23,800 sleep, and return to the factory. 634 01:04:23,920 --> 01:04:26,080 That's all. 635 01:04:26,200 --> 01:04:28,920 My life is an empty shell. 636 01:04:29,040 --> 01:04:34,560 If a child is a boy, how can it suddenly turn into a girl? 637 01:04:35,320 --> 01:04:37,600 All day... 638 01:04:37,720 --> 01:04:41,920 All day you sit in the cab. You can't catch everything. 639 01:04:49,360 --> 01:04:51,640 Go home, Shahbaz. 640 01:04:52,960 --> 01:04:57,280 - I'll walk home through the forest. - The forest? 641 01:04:57,400 --> 01:04:59,916 In this country people go for walks around lakes. You should try it. 642 01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:02,560 In this country people go for walks around lakes. You should try it. 643 01:05:02,680 --> 01:05:04,960 It's very relaxing. 644 01:05:31,600 --> 01:05:33,960 Daddy's coming! 645 01:05:40,840 --> 01:05:43,000 Dad? Ali needs help! 646 01:05:43,120 --> 01:05:48,280 - Is it that fucking hard to get? - Firstly: We don't swear, Mahmoud. 647 01:05:56,400 --> 01:05:59,040 Daddy! 648 01:06:03,400 --> 01:06:05,560 Ali? 649 01:06:06,640 --> 01:06:09,120 It's for you, daddy! 650 01:06:09,240 --> 01:06:11,680 Ali! Ali! Careful! 651 01:06:11,800 --> 01:06:13,560 - Catch! - Ali! 652 01:06:18,440 --> 01:06:20,440 Take all of it! 653 01:06:24,040 --> 01:06:27,080 - Ali! - I don't want it! 654 01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:28,800 Zubaida! 655 01:06:34,840 --> 01:06:36,840 Ali! 656 01:06:40,480 --> 01:06:43,520 - Ali! - What's happened, Mahmoud? 657 01:06:43,960 --> 01:06:46,120 Mahmoud? What's wrong? 658 01:06:46,240 --> 01:06:49,360 - I can't find Ali. - What? 659 01:06:49,480 --> 01:06:51,280 Ali! 660 01:06:51,400 --> 01:06:54,160 Ali? Mahmoud? Ali! 661 01:06:54,280 --> 01:06:58,760 What have you done? What's going on? 662 01:07:00,760 --> 01:07:03,760 Are you alright, darling? Are you okay? 663 01:07:03,880 --> 01:07:07,240 - I want to throw it all away. - Ali's confused. 664 01:07:07,360 --> 01:07:09,880 It will pass, with God's help. 665 01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:13,240 - You're confused! - You've made him a girl! 666 01:07:13,360 --> 01:07:16,120 You're crazy. Talking rubbish. 667 01:07:16,240 --> 01:07:20,680 Shut up, Shahbaz! Shut your mouth and keep it shut! 668 01:07:20,800 --> 01:07:26,400 All your life you've made shitty plans. None of them have ever come to anything! 669 01:07:26,520 --> 01:07:31,720 You've never seen your children. Never given them any of your time. 670 01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:36,760 If I ever hear this crap from you again, I'll take the kids to the crisis centre. 671 01:07:36,880 --> 01:07:41,920 You can sit there in your goddamn taxi and scratch your balls! 672 01:07:42,040 --> 01:07:46,320 If you live your life to please others, dad, you're a pussy. 673 01:07:46,440 --> 01:07:49,240 - What?! - You're not man enough to be a dad! 674 01:07:49,360 --> 01:07:52,600 Is that how you talk to your father?! 675 01:07:52,720 --> 01:07:56,040 I'll go with mom to the crisis centre. 676 01:07:56,160 --> 01:08:00,000 - I mean it! Just keep your hands off Ali! - Shahbaz! 677 01:08:00,120 --> 01:08:03,800 Are you pleased with yourself now? 678 01:08:05,320 --> 01:08:08,800 Tell me, Shahbaz. Are you pleased with yourself? 679 01:08:13,720 --> 01:08:19,240 You've never hugged your son, never looked him in the eye, never kissed him. 680 01:08:20,360 --> 01:08:23,080 What sort of a father are you?! 681 01:08:24,520 --> 01:08:29,560 What sort of a father are you?! Huh? 682 01:08:33,040 --> 01:08:36,400 If anything happens to my child 683 01:08:36,520 --> 01:08:39,160 because of you, 684 01:08:39,280 --> 01:08:45,280 I'll chop you up into tiny pieces, you goddamn dog. 685 01:09:53,800 --> 01:09:56,040 Ali is Ali. 686 01:09:57,480 --> 01:09:59,640 That's just how it is. 687 01:10:00,960 --> 01:10:02,800 Alia. 688 01:10:05,280 --> 01:10:07,280 Alia. 689 01:10:33,120 --> 01:10:35,520 - Hi. - Hello, brother. 690 01:10:35,640 --> 01:10:37,960 Here's some tea. 691 01:10:38,080 --> 01:10:40,120 - Zubaida? - Yes? 692 01:10:40,640 --> 01:10:43,400 - Please. - I can't accept it. 693 01:10:43,920 --> 01:10:47,560 - Zubaida... - Thank you, brother. 694 01:11:11,520 --> 01:11:13,840 What's up? 695 01:11:17,360 --> 01:11:22,000 Zubaida used it to tell your father she was outside. Like this. 696 01:11:23,120 --> 01:11:25,240 Shahbaz would sneak out. 697 01:11:26,240 --> 01:11:29,280 But there were many who tried to stop us. 698 01:11:31,360 --> 01:11:33,360 I made a mistake. 699 01:11:35,400 --> 01:11:37,400 Forgive me. 700 01:11:40,760 --> 01:11:43,840 You're a good person, Zubaida. Very good. 701 01:11:46,440 --> 01:11:48,960 Shahbaz is very fortunate. 702 01:11:55,720 --> 01:11:58,880 Huh? Where did that come from? 703 01:11:59,000 --> 01:12:01,880 Your brother brought it for me. 704 01:12:03,080 --> 01:12:07,280 - I've looked for it everywhere. - I found it among mom's stuff. 705 01:12:07,400 --> 01:12:10,920 She wanted Zubaida to have it. 706 01:12:28,760 --> 01:12:31,640 - More milk and soft drinks? - It never ends. 707 01:12:31,760 --> 01:12:34,680 I know. 708 01:12:36,720 --> 01:12:40,560 Maybe it'll calm down when Uncle Ji leaves. 709 01:12:40,680 --> 01:12:43,920 Three less litres of Sprite. Every day. 710 01:12:50,360 --> 01:12:53,360 So Alia's a girl? 711 01:12:53,480 --> 01:12:56,000 Yeah. 712 01:12:56,120 --> 01:13:00,040 - And that's okay? - Yeah, seems to be. 713 01:13:00,160 --> 01:13:03,120 - I'm a girl too, by the way. - Yeah. 714 01:13:03,240 --> 01:13:06,280 I've noticed. 715 01:13:24,680 --> 01:13:28,080 - Uh... I have to get the groceries. - Yeah. 716 01:13:28,200 --> 01:13:30,200 See you. 717 01:13:33,440 --> 01:13:36,680 Zubaida wasn't from our caste. It was a mess. 718 01:13:36,800 --> 01:13:39,720 It doesn't mean anything here, mom says. 719 01:13:39,840 --> 01:13:43,320 We all scrub toilets and drive taxis. 720 01:13:47,360 --> 01:13:50,640 Zubaida and Shahbaz loved each other very much. 721 01:13:50,760 --> 01:13:53,520 But I tried to stop them. 722 01:13:55,680 --> 01:13:59,000 By the way, why did you never get married? 723 01:14:01,080 --> 01:14:03,360 Dad had found two sisters. 724 01:14:03,480 --> 01:14:06,480 One for me and one for Shahbaz. 725 01:14:06,600 --> 01:14:11,600 But when Shahbaz left with Zubaida, they said we'd broken the agreement. 726 01:14:18,120 --> 01:14:22,680 Isn't it time you let yourself have another chance? 727 01:14:25,080 --> 01:14:28,200 Can't you put it behind you? 728 01:14:28,320 --> 01:14:33,480 Mahmoud, I don't want to go home. I don't want to go back! 729 01:14:33,600 --> 01:14:37,080 I've seen so many great things here. Freedom. 730 01:14:37,200 --> 01:14:40,600 In Norway you can be whoever you want to be. 731 01:14:44,760 --> 01:14:47,360 Except a Muslim, maybe. 732 01:14:47,480 --> 01:14:51,120 But I don't have the heart to tell him. 733 01:14:56,040 --> 01:14:58,920 - Sacred Alia. - Don't give her any ideas! 734 01:14:59,040 --> 01:14:59,916 She's spoiled enough as it is. 735 01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:01,480 She's spoiled enough as it is. 736 01:15:02,240 --> 01:15:05,480 You have to bless me before my journey. 737 01:15:14,520 --> 01:15:16,800 Thank you, my beautiful niece. 738 01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:26,320 Is there no way I can stay? 739 01:15:26,440 --> 01:15:30,280 "Do not call us, we'll call you." 740 01:15:33,920 --> 01:15:38,160 Take good care of your family. You're so lucky. 741 01:15:38,280 --> 01:15:41,000 You fool. 742 01:15:42,280 --> 01:15:47,120 - Thank you. Thank you so much. Goodbye. - Goodbye. 743 01:16:13,760 --> 01:16:19,080 Bro? Give me that shitass mobile. I'll give you a discount on a new one. 744 01:16:19,200 --> 01:16:23,000 Hey, hold up. Are you sure your job exists? 745 01:16:23,120 --> 01:16:26,520 - I thought you said nothing exists? - Word, bro. 746 01:16:26,640 --> 01:16:30,560 - A real job. Real cash, man. - But bro? 747 01:16:30,680 --> 01:16:32,760 What happened to Noah? 748 01:16:32,880 --> 01:16:36,560 Mom found out and went mental. I tried to switch back. 749 01:16:36,680 --> 01:16:39,360 Had a crazy meet with the tax office. 750 01:16:39,480 --> 01:16:43,120 I looked at the broad with my one eye and told her. 751 01:16:43,240 --> 01:16:45,600 It pays to lie sometimes, man. 752 01:16:54,560 --> 01:16:58,320 - You two? Haram like hell. - Huh? You never even pray. 753 01:16:59,000 --> 01:17:01,600 I mean for you, fool. 754 01:17:01,720 --> 01:17:03,840 Oi, Mahmoud! Get... 755 01:17:03,960 --> 01:17:08,360 Yeah, yeah. I'm on it. Bullet chili and lots of yoghurt. 756 01:17:08,480 --> 01:17:11,040 And Mahmoud? Get honey for Alia. 757 01:17:11,160 --> 01:17:14,480 - Her skin is so greasy. - Mommy! 758 01:17:15,120 --> 01:17:20,760 Problems with zits, Alia? You need to rub your face with a mixture of tomatoes, 759 01:17:20,880 --> 01:17:22,800 honey and turmeric. 760 01:17:22,920 --> 01:17:25,440 You have to make a paste from... 761 01:17:25,560 --> 01:17:28,560 Listen, Mahmoud will find himself someday. 762 01:17:28,680 --> 01:17:32,520 - But right now he's got his hands full. - Come on! 763 01:17:33,960 --> 01:17:36,080 Come on, let's go. 56640

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