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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:30,997 --> 00:00:33,557 Hand over the milk money, Weaver. 2 00:00:36,536 --> 00:00:38,470 I can't do that, Derek. 3 00:00:38,538 --> 00:00:40,836 I'm not sure you'll spend it on milk. 4 00:00:43,076 --> 00:00:45,010 That's me, Mitch Weaver. 5 00:00:45,078 --> 00:00:47,911 That's Sam, my lifelong best friend. 6 00:00:47,981 --> 00:00:51,883 I never had a dad growing up, so Sam's dad Pops filled in a little. 7 00:00:51,951 --> 00:00:54,943 He was a boxer, real tough guy. 8 00:00:55,021 --> 00:00:58,889 One thing to remember in life, no matter where you go or what you do... 9 00:00:58,958 --> 00:01:01,654 ...don't take no crap from nobody. 10 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:04,891 I never liked the guy, but he was right about not taking crap. 11 00:01:04,964 --> 00:01:08,058 Wow! My dad sure is great. 12 00:01:08,134 --> 00:01:13,003 Hey, do you know where he hides his guns? 13 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:14,768 Don't worry. 14 00:01:18,044 --> 00:01:21,741 We planted the guns in the bully's desk so he'd get in trouble. 15 00:01:21,815 --> 00:01:24,215 It wasn't me! 16 00:01:24,284 --> 00:01:28,118 Let me go! They weren't mine! 17 00:01:28,188 --> 00:01:31,419 We always did stuff like that, get back at people who messed with us. 18 00:01:31,491 --> 00:01:35,018 There was this crossing guard used to grab all the kids' asses. 19 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:37,859 Back then people weren't on the lookout for that kind of thing. 20 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:40,900 The only way to nail a guy like that was to catch him red-handed. 21 00:01:40,967 --> 00:01:42,958 That's where Super Glue came in. 22 00:01:43,036 --> 00:01:46,995 Look, everybody! Crossing guard's grabbing 8-year-old's ass over here! 23 00:01:52,612 --> 00:01:55,911 We really got back at this ornery baby-sitter we didn't like. 24 00:01:57,884 --> 00:02:01,650 After all these years, this picture still makes me horny. 25 00:02:01,721 --> 00:02:04,884 I mean, wistful! It makes me wistful. 26 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:08,257 When I was 16, the saddest event of my life occurred. 27 00:02:08,328 --> 00:02:09,761 My mom died. 28 00:02:09,829 --> 00:02:14,289 Everyone did their best to console me, particularly Aunt Jenny. 29 00:02:14,367 --> 00:02:17,097 It wasn't easy, because I'm not comfortable expressing my... 30 00:02:17,170 --> 00:02:19,661 What do you call them? Emotions? 31 00:02:19,739 --> 00:02:22,503 Anyways, I learned to express myself in other ways. 32 00:02:22,575 --> 00:02:25,339 I started making little notes to myself. 33 00:02:25,411 --> 00:02:27,072 Note to self. 34 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:31,641 Remember, Aunt Jenny is your aunt. 35 00:02:31,718 --> 00:02:34,312 Then there was this character we had to deal with. 36 00:02:34,387 --> 00:02:36,651 She thought just because she was a meter maid... 37 00:02:36,723 --> 00:02:39,886 ...that she had the right to go around giving everybody parking tickets. 38 00:02:39,959 --> 00:02:42,291 That's where the popcorn came in handy. 39 00:02:49,836 --> 00:02:53,533 In high school, I still didn't take crap from anyone, man or beast. 40 00:02:53,606 --> 00:02:55,699 This Doberman would always chase us. 41 00:02:55,775 --> 00:02:58,300 So we borrowed my cousin's huge German shepherd... 42 00:02:58,378 --> 00:03:00,312 ...who also happens to be gay. 43 00:03:01,281 --> 00:03:03,579 Taught that Doberman some humility. 44 00:03:04,450 --> 00:03:06,213 Boy, those were the days. 45 00:03:06,286 --> 00:03:09,778 But then, something happened. I grew up. 46 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:13,553 Okay, 132 Highfield Avenue in three minutes. 47 00:03:13,626 --> 00:03:15,821 I can make it. I can make it. 48 00:03:18,131 --> 00:03:19,564 Oh, no! 49 00:03:31,544 --> 00:03:34,445 Hi, there. Thirty minutes or free, right? 50 00:03:34,514 --> 00:03:37,540 And you took 32 minutes. 51 00:03:37,617 --> 00:03:40,313 So close and yet so far. 52 00:03:40,386 --> 00:03:43,480 Gimme a break. That free pizza comes out of my paycheck. 53 00:03:43,556 --> 00:03:45,854 That doesn't seem fair, does it? 54 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:51,223 Then the guy says, "If you want the money for this pizza... 55 00:03:51,297 --> 00:03:54,391 ...you tell Aldo and the rest of those sweaty Italian fruits... 56 00:03:54,467 --> 00:03:56,401 ...to come down and get it from me themselves. " 57 00:03:56,469 --> 00:04:01,634 Also, he started saying nasty things about that Mussolini character. 58 00:04:01,708 --> 00:04:06,008 The guy called. I know you didn't make it on time. 59 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:09,276 None of the other pizza places have the 30-minute thing anymore. 60 00:04:09,349 --> 00:04:10,782 Can't we drop it? 61 00:04:10,850 --> 00:04:13,751 You think we should drop the 30-minute guarantee? 62 00:04:13,820 --> 00:04:16,948 You think Aldo's should be just like all the others? 63 00:04:18,191 --> 00:04:21,558 Mitch Weaver, you're not fit to wear this shirt. 64 00:04:49,255 --> 00:04:51,655 That's my Canadians jersey. 65 00:04:56,062 --> 00:04:58,326 You have anything in a 10-1/2 wide? 66 00:04:59,198 --> 00:05:01,063 Toni-Ann, what are you doing? 67 00:05:02,201 --> 00:05:05,227 I've had it. Uncle Aldo called. He told me he fired you. 68 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:10,140 That's your 14th job in the past three months! I can't take it anymore! 69 00:05:10,209 --> 00:05:13,303 Honey, I understand you're upset. 70 00:05:13,379 --> 00:05:16,314 Maybe you'll feel better after we have some dirty sex. 71 00:05:16,382 --> 00:05:20,512 Forget it! I'm through wasting my life with you. 72 00:05:20,586 --> 00:05:22,019 Good-bye! 73 00:05:22,088 --> 00:05:25,148 - What about the rest of my stuff? - Your stuff? 74 00:05:25,224 --> 00:05:27,158 There is no "your stuff. " 75 00:05:27,226 --> 00:05:29,786 I have paid for everything in this apartment. 76 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:33,265 Wait a minute. That's not true. 77 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:35,426 I paid for the popcorn machine. 78 00:05:48,715 --> 00:05:50,478 What's up, fruity? 79 00:05:50,550 --> 00:05:51,983 Hey, ass-bite. 80 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:56,682 By the looks of this popcorn machine, I guess she tossed you out for good, huh? 81 00:05:56,756 --> 00:05:58,348 Yep. 82 00:05:58,424 --> 00:06:00,619 Passed your car back there. 83 00:06:00,693 --> 00:06:03,719 - It's a nasty flat, but I can fix it. - Thanks, Sam. 84 00:06:03,796 --> 00:06:07,493 I was wondering. Could I crash with you and your dad for a while? 85 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:12,634 No. I'm gonna turn away my best friend so he's gotta sleep in his car. Come on. 86 00:06:15,475 --> 00:06:17,409 Hey, that's my shirt. 87 00:06:17,477 --> 00:06:19,809 You're wearing my shirt. 88 00:06:24,951 --> 00:06:26,384 Here you go. 89 00:06:26,452 --> 00:06:28,283 No, that's all right. 90 00:06:28,354 --> 00:06:31,016 I was talking to somebody else that's different than you. 91 00:06:37,630 --> 00:06:40,326 Two, three, up. 92 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,265 Press those knees straight. 93 00:06:42,335 --> 00:06:44,667 And again. Take it down. 94 00:06:44,737 --> 00:06:46,796 Two, three... 95 00:06:46,873 --> 00:06:48,363 ...and lift it up. 96 00:06:53,446 --> 00:06:56,176 - Pops, how you doin'? - Pretty good, son. 97 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:59,548 But it'd be goin' a lot better if you brought me a whore. 98 00:06:59,619 --> 00:07:01,246 I thought you couldn't... 99 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:03,914 I can't but... 100 00:07:03,990 --> 00:07:06,959 I subscribe to this magazine to give me a few ideas. 101 00:07:07,026 --> 00:07:10,427 There's an article about home stereo equipment, too. That's for you. 102 00:07:10,496 --> 00:07:12,088 That's great. 103 00:07:12,165 --> 00:07:15,191 - I'll be right back, all right? - Yeah. 104 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:21,873 Do me a favor. 105 00:07:21,941 --> 00:07:24,910 Could you stay with him for a while? 106 00:07:24,977 --> 00:07:26,535 What's the matter? 107 00:07:26,612 --> 00:07:29,911 You know how I feel about your father. I'm uncomfortable around him. 108 00:07:29,982 --> 00:07:32,610 He's kind of... I don't know. 109 00:07:32,685 --> 00:07:34,676 Creepy, you know? 110 00:07:34,754 --> 00:07:37,018 He creeps the hell out of me, to tell you the truth. 111 00:07:37,089 --> 00:07:38,818 He likes you. 112 00:07:38,891 --> 00:07:42,486 I gotta call somebody to borrow a jack. 113 00:07:42,562 --> 00:07:44,496 Stay with him for a while. 114 00:07:44,564 --> 00:07:45,997 All right. 115 00:07:49,669 --> 00:07:51,603 Feelin' okay, Mr. McKenna? 116 00:07:51,671 --> 00:07:54,105 Don't worry about me. 117 00:07:54,173 --> 00:07:57,802 I just want to thank you for spending a little time with me. 118 00:07:57,877 --> 00:08:00,539 - Well, no problem. - Yeah, yeah. 119 00:08:00,613 --> 00:08:04,014 - I also want to say I'm sorry. - Sorry for what? 120 00:08:04,083 --> 00:08:07,814 For being a creepy old man. 121 00:08:07,887 --> 00:08:10,185 I apologize, you rotten bastard! 122 00:08:10,256 --> 00:08:14,192 - You say those things about me? - Pops! Pops! Let go! 123 00:08:14,260 --> 00:08:18,196 Get out of here, Sam! I'll kill this bastard! 124 00:08:18,264 --> 00:08:21,427 I can still hear, no matter how creepy I look. 125 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:25,096 - It's Mitch! Let go. - All right, take him. 126 00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:27,799 Everything's falling apart. 127 00:08:27,874 --> 00:08:29,933 Remember how things were when we were young? 128 00:08:30,009 --> 00:08:32,102 Yeah, it was great. 129 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:33,611 Yeah, it was. 130 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:36,170 I felt good about myself back then. 131 00:08:36,249 --> 00:08:40,049 If somebody messed with me, no problem. I didn't take crap from anybody. 132 00:08:40,119 --> 00:08:44,249 Now I'm in my 30s, I can't hold a job. I go out with women I don't even like. 133 00:08:44,323 --> 00:08:47,690 Worst of all, I take crap from absolutely everybody. 134 00:08:48,694 --> 00:08:50,389 Things could be worse. 135 00:08:50,463 --> 00:08:53,955 I could've got my nose bit off by a Saigon whore. 136 00:08:59,739 --> 00:09:02,674 You bastard! 137 00:09:04,343 --> 00:09:07,471 I'm just messin' with you, Jimmy. I saw you down there. 138 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,913 Get Jimmy a beer on me. 139 00:09:09,982 --> 00:09:12,177 Okay. It's okay. 140 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:15,553 Wow, look at her. 141 00:09:15,621 --> 00:09:17,851 Yeah. She's all yours, buddy. Go get her. 142 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:30,861 Hi. How ya doin'? I'm Sam McKenna. 143 00:09:35,474 --> 00:09:37,601 I live with my dad. 144 00:09:37,677 --> 00:09:41,511 It appears Travis Cole has bailed out the city once again... 145 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:45,608 ...coming up with the necessary funding to save the Chelsea Opera House. 146 00:09:45,685 --> 00:09:48,813 How could a man in my position not step in and do his civic duty? 147 00:09:48,888 --> 00:09:51,083 That opera house is part of this city's heritage. 148 00:09:51,157 --> 00:09:53,682 Heck, yes, I'm gonna keep it up and running. 149 00:09:53,759 --> 00:09:57,092 I love this city, and as we all know... 150 00:09:57,163 --> 00:09:59,631 I love opera. 151 00:09:59,699 --> 00:10:01,132 Right, Spunky? 152 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:05,034 A guy like Travis Cole has a great life. 153 00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:07,265 Why? Just because he's rich? 154 00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:10,571 No. Because he doesn't take crap from anybody. 155 00:10:10,643 --> 00:10:12,975 There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who get stomped on... 156 00:10:13,045 --> 00:10:15,775 ...and those who do the stomping. 157 00:10:15,848 --> 00:10:17,873 Where'd you come up with that theory? 158 00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:20,919 That famous guy said it. What's his name? 159 00:10:20,987 --> 00:10:23,148 Oh, yeah. Jesus. 160 00:10:23,222 --> 00:10:24,883 Hi. I'm Mitch. 161 00:10:25,891 --> 00:10:27,722 Hello, Mitch. 162 00:10:27,793 --> 00:10:30,990 Maybe later you'll drop by the house. 163 00:10:31,063 --> 00:10:33,327 You know, check out the hot tub. 164 00:10:33,399 --> 00:10:36,835 - Hey, pal, beat it! - Why don't you beat it? 165 00:10:36,902 --> 00:10:40,702 The lady obviously isn't interested in you, jerk-off! So get lost! 166 00:10:40,773 --> 00:10:43,503 Maybe we should let the lady decide. 167 00:10:43,576 --> 00:10:45,840 - I think you should fight it out. - Good idea. 168 00:10:45,911 --> 00:10:47,674 - Great idea! - Brilliant idea! 169 00:10:47,747 --> 00:10:51,274 - I love the idea. - Terry, Jack, Mike, Rick. 170 00:10:51,350 --> 00:10:55,218 Oh, no. My dumb friend needs me. I gotta go. 171 00:11:00,559 --> 00:11:03,528 Well, Mitch, looks like we've got ourselves a fight. 172 00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:06,793 Great. It's fightin' time. Can I be on their side? 173 00:11:08,868 --> 00:11:11,666 Looks like there's gonna be a brawl. You playin' something good? 174 00:11:11,737 --> 00:11:15,696 Hell, yeah! Rolling Stones' "Street Fighting Man. " 175 00:11:15,775 --> 00:11:18,300 G-7! 176 00:11:19,645 --> 00:11:21,909 You just hit G-8. 177 00:11:25,718 --> 00:11:27,447 Bring it on! 178 00:11:29,889 --> 00:11:31,880 How come you get a pool cue? 179 00:11:34,727 --> 00:11:36,957 Come on. You fell right into my trap. 180 00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:40,157 Sammy, bite 'em! Bite 'em in the nose! 181 00:11:46,572 --> 00:11:49,973 Note to self. Learn to fight. 182 00:11:56,515 --> 00:11:59,541 I wanna go over there and rip their heads off, every one of them. 183 00:11:59,618 --> 00:12:04,988 That would probably work, since they're so tired from beating us mercilessly. 184 00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:08,458 But since we rented the cop uniforms, let's try it my way, all right? 185 00:12:10,596 --> 00:12:13,565 - Hey, dude, what's up? - Neil, is that you? 186 00:12:13,632 --> 00:12:16,999 Yeah, it's me, Neil. 187 00:12:17,069 --> 00:12:22,632 It's Jason. We just got back from beating these guys. Messed 'em up good! 188 00:12:22,708 --> 00:12:26,667 The whole time, this guy's lying there, crying like a little girl. 189 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:29,772 - Wait, I'll get Terry. - Don't get Terry. I mean... 190 00:12:29,849 --> 00:12:32,249 The reason I'm calling is this. 191 00:12:32,318 --> 00:12:36,049 There's these guys going around to frat houses pretending to be cops. 192 00:12:36,122 --> 00:12:39,182 But they're not real cops. They're fake cops. 193 00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:41,658 They just robbed a bunch of stuff from the Delta Psi house. 194 00:12:41,727 --> 00:12:43,661 So don't be fooled, okay? 195 00:12:43,729 --> 00:12:45,663 Sure thing. Thanks for calling. 196 00:12:45,731 --> 00:12:47,824 Okay, no problem, dude. 197 00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:51,597 Now you go back to doing something latently homoerotic, all right? 198 00:12:58,878 --> 00:13:03,008 Hello, real cops? Yes, I'd like to register a complaint. 199 00:13:03,082 --> 00:13:05,915 We got a complaint about the noise. 200 00:13:05,985 --> 00:13:08,112 Whatever you say, Officer. 201 00:13:09,088 --> 00:13:10,680 Officer down! We need backup! 202 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:23,227 - Okay, we'll take care of these two. - You got it. 203 00:13:24,370 --> 00:13:26,770 Hey, frat sisters, remember us? 204 00:13:28,707 --> 00:13:30,800 I'll take this one. 205 00:13:38,584 --> 00:13:41,382 - I'll take the next one. - All right, man. 206 00:13:49,128 --> 00:13:52,291 That felt great, man, getting back at those guys tonight. 207 00:13:52,364 --> 00:13:54,958 I've got to admit, that was brilliant, what you did. 208 00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:56,968 You are the king of revenge. 209 00:13:57,036 --> 00:14:00,369 Pipe down! I'm trying to watch these broads work out. 210 00:14:00,439 --> 00:14:02,771 - You want another beer? - Yeah. 211 00:14:05,377 --> 00:14:07,345 Mitch, you wanna come over here? 212 00:14:07,413 --> 00:14:09,404 I'm not falling for that one again. 213 00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:14,750 - I think I'm having a heart attack. - Not gonna work. 214 00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:22,251 Pops! You all right? 215 00:14:32,171 --> 00:14:34,503 I'm gonna let him sleep. 216 00:14:34,573 --> 00:14:37,736 Could you stay with him while I find the doctor? 217 00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:39,744 - Yeah, sure. - Thanks. 218 00:14:46,252 --> 00:14:48,049 I'm glad you came. 219 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:51,351 Hey, Mr. McKenna. I'll go get Sam. 220 00:14:51,423 --> 00:14:54,824 No, hold on. There's something I want to tell you. 221 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,987 Oh. I'm gonna find Sam. 222 00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:59,622 Mitch, sit your ass down! 223 00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:06,534 It's embarrassing being physically afraid of a hundred-year-old man... 224 00:15:06,605 --> 00:15:08,539 ...who just had a coronary... 225 00:15:08,607 --> 00:15:10,541 ...so could we hurry this up? 226 00:15:10,609 --> 00:15:12,873 I'm not doin' too well. 227 00:15:12,945 --> 00:15:16,210 So knowing that, I think I better tell you this now. 228 00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:20,051 - Tell me what? - I'm your father. 229 00:15:25,691 --> 00:15:29,252 You must be delirious, because you're not my father. 230 00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:32,422 I don't know who my father is, but it's not you. 231 00:15:32,498 --> 00:15:34,159 Here, Mitch. 232 00:15:38,170 --> 00:15:40,195 Look at the picture in this locket. 233 00:15:43,575 --> 00:15:45,065 Holy Lord! 234 00:15:45,144 --> 00:15:49,376 That's a picture of you and my mom having sex! 235 00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:52,542 God! Why would you show me that? 236 00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:55,086 I'm sorry, son. 237 00:15:55,154 --> 00:15:57,748 I figured you'd never believe me unless I showed you that picture. 238 00:15:58,757 --> 00:16:03,057 I loved your mother as a friend, but it wasn't true love. We both knew that. 239 00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:08,498 Besides, back then they didn't have these fancy birth control methods. 240 00:16:08,567 --> 00:16:10,262 Like pullin' out. 241 00:16:10,336 --> 00:16:12,531 Oh, God! 242 00:16:12,604 --> 00:16:15,505 Stop sayin' dirty stuff for a second, would you? 243 00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:19,941 Does Sam know about this? 244 00:16:20,012 --> 00:16:22,572 No. And I don't want you to tell him. 245 00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:24,081 Why not? 246 00:16:25,517 --> 00:16:28,714 I don't want him to feel he's been lied to his entire life. 247 00:16:28,787 --> 00:16:31,221 Down deep he's very sensitive. 248 00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:33,224 Promise me you won't tell him. 249 00:16:33,292 --> 00:16:35,590 I can't promise you. 250 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,595 Sam's got a right to know. 251 00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:39,654 I'm gonna tell him. 252 00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:41,996 Hello. I'm Dr. Farthing. 253 00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:44,126 Are you Mr. McKenna's son? 254 00:16:48,073 --> 00:16:50,007 I gotta talk to Sam. 255 00:16:50,075 --> 00:16:54,068 Mitch, don't tell him! Don't you tell him! 256 00:16:54,146 --> 00:16:57,138 Now, let me ask you. 257 00:16:57,216 --> 00:16:59,616 Are you a betting man? 258 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,846 I don't know. Sure. 259 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:05,253 If someone were taking bets on your father's bout with death... 260 00:17:05,324 --> 00:17:08,452 I'd bet everything I own on death. 261 00:17:09,261 --> 00:17:12,094 It's a good bet. The odds are he'll probably die. 262 00:17:13,899 --> 00:17:16,026 Couldn't you have prepared him for that? 263 00:17:16,101 --> 00:17:18,035 Oh, well... 264 00:17:18,103 --> 00:17:21,095 ...kind of thought I did with that betting analogy. 265 00:17:21,173 --> 00:17:23,266 What is wrong with my dad? 266 00:17:23,342 --> 00:17:25,310 Oh, your dad? 267 00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:29,404 In a nut shell, your dad needs a heart transplant. 268 00:17:29,481 --> 00:17:33,941 Because of his age, he's low priority on the donor's list. 269 00:17:34,019 --> 00:17:37,614 Was your father a famous athlete or rock star? 270 00:17:37,689 --> 00:17:41,955 No. He was a boxer, but he wasn't famous. 271 00:17:43,328 --> 00:17:45,489 Sorry, no heart there. 272 00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:48,590 But, for $600... 273 00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:51,568 I could sell you a fully-adjustable hospital bed. 274 00:17:51,637 --> 00:17:54,902 Are you crazy? I don't need a bed. 275 00:17:56,508 --> 00:17:59,705 Playing hardball, are you? Okay, $550. 276 00:17:59,778 --> 00:18:01,939 I don't have to sit here and listen to this! 277 00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:03,311 No, wait. 278 00:18:03,382 --> 00:18:05,680 I can't believe this is happening. 279 00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:08,743 Wait. Where're you goin'? Your friend's leaving... 280 00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:11,585 Come back here. I can help him. 281 00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:15,157 Please, come back, sit down. 282 00:18:17,162 --> 00:18:20,757 I'm sorry. I'm a compulsive gambler. 283 00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:26,362 Now, I know there's nobody to blame for this but myself. 284 00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:30,101 I don't know. Maybe the Buffalo Bills, or the Boston Red Sox or Mr. "T"... 285 00:18:30,175 --> 00:18:31,608 ...or the Jets. 286 00:18:31,677 --> 00:18:35,374 Mr. "T"? Are you telling me that you bet on the fight... 287 00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:37,881 ...in Rocky III, and you bet against Rocky? 288 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:41,044 Hindsight is 20/20, my friend. 289 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,247 The point is, I'm in trouble. 290 00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:48,251 Deep trouble. Which could be good for Mr. McKenna's father. 291 00:18:48,327 --> 00:18:52,696 There is a way I can get his name bumped to the top of the list to get his heart. 292 00:18:52,764 --> 00:18:54,789 How? 293 00:18:58,570 --> 00:19:00,868 If you pay me $50,000. 294 00:19:00,939 --> 00:19:03,407 - Did you say $50,000? - No. 295 00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:06,933 I whispered $50,000. I need it in two weeks. 296 00:19:07,012 --> 00:19:11,608 This is awful, but I've given these bookies practically everything I have. 297 00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:19,217 When I was young, my mom used to tell me that the lights we see in the sky... 298 00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:22,226 ...are from stars that burned out millions of years ago. 299 00:19:22,294 --> 00:19:24,421 It's like life. 300 00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:28,865 Something can be one way you think all your life... 301 00:19:28,934 --> 00:19:31,664 ...and in reality it's completely different. 302 00:19:32,604 --> 00:19:33,935 Yeah. 303 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:36,907 I'm gonna kill you, asshole! 304 00:19:36,975 --> 00:19:40,001 Sam, are you pissing off the side of the building? 305 00:19:40,078 --> 00:19:41,511 Sort of. 306 00:19:42,381 --> 00:19:48,149 You know, I'm going crazy here over Pops. He's gonna die! 307 00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:50,950 He's not gonna die. You're gonna get the money and get him a heart. 308 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:53,958 $50,000 in two weeks? Come on! 309 00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:57,427 My sister Carol said she'd send two grand. Where will I get the rest? 310 00:19:57,496 --> 00:20:01,193 - Are you gonna not try? - Of course I'm gonna try! 311 00:20:02,768 --> 00:20:06,101 What if I got a job? 312 00:20:06,171 --> 00:20:08,298 Maybe I could pay this guy off in installments. 313 00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:11,604 Yes. Now you're talkin'. I'll help you every step of the way. 314 00:20:12,978 --> 00:20:14,673 Thanks, buddy. 315 00:20:17,516 --> 00:20:18,949 You little bastards! 316 00:20:19,017 --> 00:20:20,951 That was a hell of a piss. 317 00:20:22,421 --> 00:20:24,355 Look at the "help wanted" section. 318 00:20:24,423 --> 00:20:27,950 I'm looking at the "buy and sell" ads. Maybe we can sell something. 319 00:20:28,026 --> 00:20:30,859 - Just look for a job. - All right, all right! 320 00:20:30,929 --> 00:20:32,453 Movie line comin' up. 321 00:20:40,138 --> 00:20:43,164 How's that lookin', baby? 322 00:20:55,854 --> 00:20:58,015 He was supposed to keep drivin'. 323 00:21:00,726 --> 00:21:04,059 To start with, the bottom stair is a roundover. 324 00:21:04,129 --> 00:21:06,791 It does a 180 into the newel post. 325 00:21:06,865 --> 00:21:11,461 The bannister has a 90 degree easement and dies into the newel post. 326 00:21:11,536 --> 00:21:14,198 Ninety degrees. 327 00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,935 - That's gonna be a problem. - What's the problem? 328 00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:21,173 We lied on our resumes. We know nothing about construction. 329 00:21:21,246 --> 00:21:22,941 When is lunch? 330 00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:24,448 You're fired. 331 00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:28,552 Ass-bite, you sure this is a good idea? 332 00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:31,589 Hell, yeah. It's 50 bucks for eatin' brownies. 333 00:21:31,657 --> 00:21:34,683 They are safe, but there is a chance of some side effects... 334 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:39,754 ...including mild itching, nausea, chills, hallucinations and rashes. 335 00:21:39,831 --> 00:21:42,391 These are good? Aren't they good? 336 00:21:48,774 --> 00:21:51,242 I think I feel a slight itch. 337 00:21:52,511 --> 00:21:54,138 No, maybe not. 338 00:21:55,013 --> 00:21:57,174 Could be my imagination. 339 00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:14,364 We eat the pig and then together we burn. 340 00:22:16,401 --> 00:22:20,235 - What you talkin' about, Satan? - Come with me. 341 00:22:20,305 --> 00:22:24,401 You belong with me. 342 00:22:24,476 --> 00:22:26,410 Burn! 343 00:22:33,518 --> 00:22:38,182 The hell with that job. Who wants to be itchy anyway? 344 00:22:38,256 --> 00:22:41,657 All right. Everybody line up. 345 00:22:41,727 --> 00:22:44,491 Don't be dummies. Just get in line. 346 00:22:44,563 --> 00:22:45,996 That's fine. 347 00:22:46,064 --> 00:22:50,592 Gentlemen, members of the national office are coming here tonight... 348 00:22:50,669 --> 00:22:53,695 ...for their annual inspection of this theater. 349 00:22:53,772 --> 00:22:57,299 Right now, I'm going to explain to you my managing style... 350 00:22:57,376 --> 00:23:00,641 ...for the benefit of the new guys. 351 00:23:02,848 --> 00:23:05,476 So there you are, tubby. 352 00:23:05,550 --> 00:23:07,814 You look like a bucket of lard on a bad day. 353 00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:09,444 You baby gorilla. 354 00:23:09,521 --> 00:23:11,682 Why don't you work the zoo and stop bothering people? 355 00:23:11,757 --> 00:23:14,453 Got a call yesterday from Baskin Robbins. 356 00:23:14,526 --> 00:23:18,826 They said that they're down to only five flavors. 357 00:23:18,897 --> 00:23:21,127 You're swelling up as I talk to you. 358 00:23:21,199 --> 00:23:23,292 Look at you. How's this? How's it doin'? 359 00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:28,232 Hello, ice cream. Having a good time running around? 360 00:23:30,876 --> 00:23:34,812 Are you laughing 'cause I called your friend a fat pig? Think that's funny? 361 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:37,974 I was laughing earlier when you were talking to his belly. 362 00:23:38,049 --> 00:23:41,712 Why don't you get a horse and live in the mountains? Don't bother anybody. 363 00:23:41,787 --> 00:23:43,880 You've got a personality like a dead moth. 364 00:23:43,955 --> 00:23:47,015 Okay, the fun's over. 365 00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:49,993 Anybody messes this thing up for me tonight is through. 366 00:23:50,061 --> 00:23:53,553 Not only are you fired, your life is over. 367 00:23:53,632 --> 00:23:58,194 I'll see to it you never work again, and wind up tearing tickets off in Kuwait. 368 00:24:00,005 --> 00:24:01,438 Everybody's sucking sand. 369 00:24:01,506 --> 00:24:03,667 Nobody messes up, understand me? 370 00:24:03,742 --> 00:24:06,438 Don't mess up! 371 00:24:10,382 --> 00:24:12,350 That guy's gonna be our boss? 372 00:24:12,417 --> 00:24:16,148 After a speech like that, how does he expect us not to screw him over? 373 00:24:16,221 --> 00:24:19,281 Every one of us said the same thing our first day working for Hamilton... 374 00:24:19,357 --> 00:24:21,291 ...only nobody does anything. 375 00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:24,726 Trust me, this isn't just talk. Nobody screws me over like that. 376 00:24:24,796 --> 00:24:27,560 - Me, neither. - I can't help you. I need this job. 377 00:24:27,632 --> 00:24:30,624 But if you really screw over Hamilton, I'll give you ten bucks. 378 00:24:30,702 --> 00:24:33,432 Mark me down for $20. 379 00:24:33,505 --> 00:24:35,837 Mr. Witherspoon. 380 00:24:35,907 --> 00:24:38,307 Class operation, Hamilton. Good job. 381 00:24:38,376 --> 00:24:41,812 Thank you. Let me get you some refreshments. 382 00:24:43,448 --> 00:24:45,040 Okay, we're all set. 383 00:24:45,116 --> 00:24:47,914 One, two, three. Look away! 384 00:24:56,561 --> 00:24:58,085 Look, an alien. 385 00:24:58,163 --> 00:25:01,223 Yeah, we better have sex with each other. 386 00:25:07,072 --> 00:25:10,667 Note to self. Sam just looked at the screen. 387 00:25:10,742 --> 00:25:13,370 No, I didn't. I was just making sure the reel had... 388 00:25:14,479 --> 00:25:19,178 - This alien looks like a hot guy. - Right. We better have sex with him. 389 00:25:19,251 --> 00:25:22,948 Gimme that. It took long enough, you dummy. 390 00:25:33,798 --> 00:25:36,266 Hamilton, you're through. 391 00:25:38,069 --> 00:25:41,971 That was amazing. You should do that stuff for a living. 392 00:25:45,176 --> 00:25:46,609 Sam, tonight... 393 00:25:46,678 --> 00:25:49,670 ...we made a wad of cash for doing something that comes natural to us. 394 00:25:49,748 --> 00:25:51,443 Revenge. 395 00:25:51,516 --> 00:25:54,110 We should open a"revenge for hire" business. 396 00:25:54,185 --> 00:25:56,881 I've never heard of a"revenge for hire" business. 397 00:25:56,955 --> 00:25:58,889 Exactly. We'd be the first. 398 00:25:58,957 --> 00:26:01,949 With every genius business idea, there's got to be a first. 399 00:26:02,027 --> 00:26:05,519 Like the guy who first thought of delivering pizza to people's houses. 400 00:26:05,597 --> 00:26:07,531 Or the guy who invented crack. 401 00:26:09,100 --> 00:26:11,625 Who's gonna hire us? 402 00:26:11,703 --> 00:26:14,297 I have a feeling people are going to pay us a lot of money... 403 00:26:14,372 --> 00:26:16,306 ...to do their dirty work. 404 00:26:19,377 --> 00:26:22,437 Okay, let's get a few things straight here. 405 00:26:22,514 --> 00:26:27,008 As long as the rent's on time, you don't wreck the place, we're okay. 406 00:26:27,085 --> 00:26:28,677 If not... 407 00:26:29,688 --> 00:26:31,679 I punch you in the stomach. 408 00:26:31,756 --> 00:26:35,783 If that ever comes up, that Sam's department. 409 00:26:35,860 --> 00:26:38,158 Yeah, that's my department. 410 00:26:40,799 --> 00:26:43,063 Good. 411 00:26:43,134 --> 00:26:44,726 Good luck to you. 412 00:26:44,803 --> 00:26:46,236 Thanks. 413 00:26:49,808 --> 00:26:51,241 Mildred! 414 00:26:53,178 --> 00:26:54,645 Wait up. 415 00:26:54,713 --> 00:26:57,079 - Oh, hi, Rich. - Hi, Mildred. 416 00:26:57,148 --> 00:27:00,584 I guess you forgot my name. It's not Mildred, it's Kathy. 417 00:27:00,652 --> 00:27:03,177 No, I didn't forget. You never told me, so I just guessed. 418 00:27:03,254 --> 00:27:06,815 Oh. That's a novel approach. 419 00:27:06,891 --> 00:27:10,452 So, how'd the fight with those fraternity guys turn out? 420 00:27:10,528 --> 00:27:12,120 We kicked their ass! 421 00:27:12,197 --> 00:27:15,394 I was punching one guy and kicking this other guy. 422 00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:17,833 I threw one dude right through a plate glass window. 423 00:27:17,902 --> 00:27:21,167 - Really? - Sort of, except the exact opposite. 424 00:27:21,239 --> 00:27:24,572 Don't you think it's silly for grown men to fight? 425 00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:28,010 Did you see the movie Kickboxer? They're all grown men. 426 00:27:29,814 --> 00:27:31,748 Are we going to your apartment now? 427 00:27:33,051 --> 00:27:36,282 I'm going back to work. 428 00:27:36,354 --> 00:27:38,948 - Where do you work? - Right there. 429 00:27:40,158 --> 00:27:43,525 Phillips Motors! Are you a dirty car salesman? 430 00:27:43,595 --> 00:27:47,292 - No. I'm a dirty accountant. - Hey, Kathy! 431 00:27:47,365 --> 00:27:52,564 Break's over, sweetheart. Get your ass in here! Now! 432 00:27:52,637 --> 00:27:55,731 - Who's that dude? - Anton Phillips, the owner. 433 00:27:55,807 --> 00:28:00,039 - Does he always talk to you like that? - Well, yeah. 434 00:28:00,111 --> 00:28:03,638 But he's doing a live TV commercial tomorrow, so he's worse than usual. 435 00:28:04,983 --> 00:28:08,350 Anyway, it was nice seeing you again, Mitch. 436 00:28:10,889 --> 00:28:13,323 Live TV commercial? 437 00:28:14,325 --> 00:28:17,260 Okay, settle down, prostitutes. 438 00:28:17,328 --> 00:28:22,129 Understand that you each get $20, and this requires no sex. 439 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,691 No sex at all... 440 00:28:24,769 --> 00:28:26,964 ...regardless of what this character tells you. 441 00:28:27,038 --> 00:28:30,132 - What's the matter with you? - What's the matter? 442 00:28:30,208 --> 00:28:34,042 We spend most of the money my sister sent for Pops on this office. 443 00:28:34,112 --> 00:28:37,138 And now we're wasting the rest of it so you can impress some girl? 444 00:28:37,215 --> 00:28:40,241 No. This isn't for her. 445 00:28:40,318 --> 00:28:43,947 This is so we can get a free commercial for Dirty Work on live television. 446 00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:51,859 And in five, four, three, two. 447 00:28:51,930 --> 00:28:54,694 Hello, everyone. I'm Anton Phillips... 448 00:28:54,766 --> 00:28:56,961 President of Phillips Motors. 449 00:28:57,035 --> 00:29:00,004 We'll return in a moment to the Channel 11 Movie Matinee... 450 00:29:00,071 --> 00:29:05,737 ...but I'm here with you live to show you some great luxury automobiles. 451 00:29:05,810 --> 00:29:09,143 Like this one-year-old Cadillac Deville... 452 00:29:09,214 --> 00:29:11,409 ...priced right at $36,000. 453 00:29:11,483 --> 00:29:14,247 Fully loaded: V-8 engine, standard. 454 00:29:14,319 --> 00:29:17,652 Shock-resistant CD player, standard. 455 00:29:17,722 --> 00:29:19,849 - The trunk looks kinda small. - This is live! 456 00:29:19,924 --> 00:29:23,519 I'm on live T... Trunk's fine. 457 00:29:23,595 --> 00:29:26,962 As you can see, friends, it's not small. 458 00:29:27,031 --> 00:29:29,431 It's a big trunk. I'll show you right here. 459 00:29:29,501 --> 00:29:31,594 You got a dead hooker in the trunk! 460 00:29:31,669 --> 00:29:33,534 No! It can't be. 461 00:29:33,605 --> 00:29:36,506 - It was. It was a dead hooker. - It wasn't a dead hooker! 462 00:29:36,574 --> 00:29:39,839 - I know a dead hooker when I see one. - What's happening? 463 00:29:39,911 --> 00:29:43,369 - Come on down. - Here's another dead hooker! 464 00:29:43,448 --> 00:29:44,915 What? 465 00:29:45,650 --> 00:29:47,242 Oh, my goodness! 466 00:29:47,318 --> 00:29:51,948 I've never seen so many dead hookers in all my life. 467 00:29:52,023 --> 00:29:54,218 Lord knows I have. 468 00:29:54,292 --> 00:29:58,353 - I can remember a time... - Look, there's Mitch on TV. 469 00:29:58,429 --> 00:30:01,125 Yeah, there's Mitch. 470 00:30:01,199 --> 00:30:05,295 And there's the Saigon whore... 471 00:30:05,370 --> 00:30:08,237 ...that bit my nose off! 472 00:30:10,208 --> 00:30:13,109 These are nice cars. These are luxury automobiles. 473 00:30:13,178 --> 00:30:16,875 I've got a whole place. They're fully loaded. 474 00:30:16,948 --> 00:30:19,280 They're loaded with dead hookers. 475 00:30:19,350 --> 00:30:22,581 You're seein' things. Don't shoot this. 476 00:30:22,654 --> 00:30:25,714 - This is not part of the commercial. - Some jerk making your life miserable? 477 00:30:25,790 --> 00:30:29,817 You want revenge? Call 555-0187 and let us do your dirty work. 478 00:30:29,894 --> 00:30:31,452 And we're clear. 479 00:30:33,231 --> 00:30:34,994 Wake up, slut! 480 00:30:35,066 --> 00:30:36,795 Well, well, well. 481 00:30:36,868 --> 00:30:40,031 We meet again. Nose biter! 482 00:30:40,104 --> 00:30:42,732 Time to pay the fiddler, whore! 483 00:30:44,876 --> 00:30:48,004 That was great. Let's get out of here. 484 00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:52,174 Nurse, record vital signs, please. 485 00:30:52,250 --> 00:30:55,651 If that stethoscope is as freezing cold as it was yesterday... 486 00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:57,847 I'm gonna shove it right up your ass! 487 00:30:57,922 --> 00:30:59,947 Vital signs normal. 488 00:31:05,263 --> 00:31:06,696 Hey, Pops! 489 00:31:06,764 --> 00:31:09,961 Sam! Mitch! What are you two fruits up to? 490 00:31:10,034 --> 00:31:13,026 You should've seen it. We just did this cool thing on TV... 491 00:31:13,104 --> 00:31:15,504 ...that should really help our revenge business. 492 00:31:15,573 --> 00:31:17,200 We found our calling. 493 00:31:17,275 --> 00:31:21,803 Looking back, I must've been your age when I found my calling. 494 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:23,848 So you became a boxer? 495 00:31:23,915 --> 00:31:26,782 That's when I started working in stag films. 496 00:31:28,086 --> 00:31:30,020 I'm gonna find Dr. Farthing. 497 00:31:32,090 --> 00:31:35,287 Hey, look, Pops. 498 00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:37,692 - I gotta tell you something. - What? 499 00:31:37,762 --> 00:31:40,788 I've made up my mind. I'm going to tell Sam. 500 00:31:40,865 --> 00:31:43,333 Or not! 501 00:31:43,401 --> 00:31:46,370 I'd appreciate it if you didn't tell Sam. 502 00:31:46,437 --> 00:31:48,564 He might react badly. 503 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:52,576 I wouldn't want anything to break up our relationship before I die. 504 00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:57,010 Okay, I won't tell him. 505 00:31:57,081 --> 00:31:58,639 Yeah. 506 00:32:05,523 --> 00:32:09,152 Note to self. Forget about fathering children. 507 00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:16,594 - Any bleeding? - Only when I sit down. 508 00:32:16,668 --> 00:32:18,602 What happened to your arm? 509 00:32:18,670 --> 00:32:22,401 I'm not sure. It's either from sleeping on it the wrong way... 510 00:32:22,473 --> 00:32:25,601 ...or from bookmakers throwing me out of a speeding car. 511 00:32:25,677 --> 00:32:28,942 - Did you get the 50 grand? - Not yet. 512 00:32:29,013 --> 00:32:33,245 If we get some money in two weeks, could we pay the rest in installments? 513 00:32:33,318 --> 00:32:36,719 No. Well, there are nine days left. 514 00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:40,690 Might I suggest kidnapping the child of a celebrity? 515 00:32:40,758 --> 00:32:45,855 You know, I realize Pops isn't your favorite person in the whole world... 516 00:32:45,930 --> 00:32:49,229 ...so I appreciate how hard you're trying to help him out. 517 00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:50,892 That's nice. 518 00:32:50,969 --> 00:32:52,903 I've gotta tell you something. 519 00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:56,873 Your father is not only your father. 520 00:32:58,710 --> 00:33:01,235 He's also... 521 00:33:01,312 --> 00:33:05,146 He's also a good man. 522 00:33:05,216 --> 00:33:07,150 Your father is a good man. 523 00:33:07,218 --> 00:33:08,879 Yeah. 524 00:33:08,953 --> 00:33:10,443 Mitch, you know... 525 00:33:12,490 --> 00:33:15,755 I wanted to... 526 00:33:16,694 --> 00:33:19,219 You're my best friend, man. 527 00:33:19,297 --> 00:33:21,527 Keep your distance there, Liberace. 528 00:33:21,599 --> 00:33:23,032 I was just... 529 00:33:24,736 --> 00:33:27,204 Hey, Kathy! I'm glad to see you. 530 00:33:27,271 --> 00:33:31,173 Did you really think you were helping me with that disgusting stunt? 531 00:33:31,242 --> 00:33:34,609 Hey, maybe you don't realize it, but that disgusting stunt... 532 00:33:34,679 --> 00:33:37,147 ...was this idiot's way of saying he likes you. 533 00:33:39,517 --> 00:33:41,610 I'm gonna stand over there. 534 00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:44,751 The guy deserved it. 535 00:33:44,822 --> 00:33:47,950 Because of what you did, Anton had to sell the dealership. 536 00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:50,859 Now I'm out of a job. Did I deserve that? 537 00:33:50,928 --> 00:33:54,455 No, but you shouldn't work for a guy who treats you bad anyway. 538 00:33:54,532 --> 00:33:59,162 That is a decision for me to make, not you or your awful company. 539 00:33:59,237 --> 00:34:01,797 Putting prostitutes in the trunks of cars? 540 00:34:01,873 --> 00:34:04,842 - That is so... - Cool! 541 00:34:04,909 --> 00:34:07,707 The dead hooker in the trunk thing was the coolest thing ever. 542 00:34:08,780 --> 00:34:10,941 Wow, Mitch, congratulations. 543 00:34:11,015 --> 00:34:14,007 Now you're famous for being a jerk. 544 00:34:14,085 --> 00:34:16,986 I wish some girl would look at me the way she looks at you. 545 00:34:17,055 --> 00:34:18,989 What are you talking about? She hates me. 546 00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:21,457 No, she's mad at you. There's a difference. 547 00:34:21,526 --> 00:34:24,495 She's mad at you because she likes you so much. 548 00:34:24,562 --> 00:34:28,521 I'm short, not invisible. Can I get a little help down here? 549 00:34:28,599 --> 00:34:31,727 Heather, who works here, is an abusive drunk. 550 00:34:31,803 --> 00:34:35,034 Calls me names. Hits me. Your classic dwarf hater. 551 00:34:35,106 --> 00:34:37,040 Here she comes. 552 00:34:38,476 --> 00:34:40,410 Move over, short stuff. 553 00:34:41,712 --> 00:34:46,376 Hey, baby, you ever had a chick with a beard before? 554 00:34:46,451 --> 00:34:48,851 I can't say that I have, bearded broad. 555 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:52,219 Then, sugar, you haven't lived. 556 00:34:54,525 --> 00:34:57,824 Note to self. I don't want to live. 557 00:34:59,230 --> 00:35:01,198 I'll be in my trailer, honey. 558 00:35:01,265 --> 00:35:05,201 If you want it, come and get it. 559 00:35:07,572 --> 00:35:10,040 Does that go for me, too? 560 00:35:11,309 --> 00:35:13,277 So can you help me? 561 00:35:13,344 --> 00:35:15,676 Yeah, we can help you. 562 00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:38,765 No beard. 563 00:35:38,836 --> 00:35:41,304 My problem is with these guys next door. 564 00:35:41,372 --> 00:35:45,035 They drive around in their Porsche 90 miles an hour where my kids play... 565 00:35:45,109 --> 00:35:46,542 ...blasting their music. 566 00:35:46,611 --> 00:35:50,411 They have loud, wild parties still going on when I get up for work. 567 00:35:50,481 --> 00:35:53,006 - Sounds awful. - It's unbearable. 568 00:35:53,084 --> 00:35:55,450 It's unbearable to live next door to that house. 569 00:35:56,420 --> 00:36:00,151 Then we'll make it unbearable to live in that house. 570 00:36:06,931 --> 00:36:08,455 This should do it. 571 00:36:08,533 --> 00:36:11,593 Oh, Mitch, this is brutal. 572 00:36:11,669 --> 00:36:13,637 We hide these fish all over the house? 573 00:36:13,704 --> 00:36:15,638 And they'll stink for days. 574 00:36:15,706 --> 00:36:17,765 Okay, let's go. 575 00:36:36,227 --> 00:36:38,161 Come on, quick. 576 00:36:39,430 --> 00:36:41,398 My flight doesn't leave for an hour. 577 00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:45,296 - Nice place you've got. - Yeah, yeah. 578 00:36:52,143 --> 00:36:53,735 You want it? 579 00:36:53,811 --> 00:36:55,244 Check it out. 580 00:36:56,180 --> 00:36:57,613 Looks good. 581 00:37:00,551 --> 00:37:01,984 What's the problem? 582 00:37:02,954 --> 00:37:04,387 Smells like fish. 583 00:37:04,455 --> 00:37:06,685 What was that? Some sort of signal? 584 00:37:06,757 --> 00:37:08,725 Is that a signal? You wearing a wire? 585 00:37:08,793 --> 00:37:11,023 No. It really does smell like fish in here. 586 00:37:11,095 --> 00:37:13,222 You're a damn cop! That's it. 587 00:37:13,297 --> 00:37:15,765 Show these guys what we do to cops. 588 00:37:15,833 --> 00:37:18,301 Say hello to the devil for me. 589 00:37:18,369 --> 00:37:19,802 Behind you! 590 00:37:21,839 --> 00:37:24,740 I've been hit. Kill them! 591 00:37:24,809 --> 00:37:26,299 Kill them! 592 00:37:26,377 --> 00:37:29,813 Make your gun fight like the devil himself! 593 00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:33,247 Burn in hell, you bastards! 594 00:37:33,317 --> 00:37:36,377 Oh, sweet Jesus! He got me. 595 00:37:36,454 --> 00:37:41,391 Mark, over there. Grab it. I use it to cut firewood. 596 00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:46,890 What's he using? You're killing me with that chain saw! 597 00:37:50,468 --> 00:37:54,905 He took away my chain saw, and now he's using it on me. 598 00:37:57,508 --> 00:38:00,341 My, God! Is that a hand grenade? 599 00:38:14,158 --> 00:38:15,591 Good Lord! 600 00:38:15,660 --> 00:38:19,721 We gotta get out of here. Will you come on? 601 00:38:27,972 --> 00:38:31,032 That's it! This noise has got to stop! 602 00:38:33,144 --> 00:38:36,443 Oh, my God. I never asked you to do this. 603 00:38:36,514 --> 00:38:38,812 Ed, we gotta go. 604 00:38:38,883 --> 00:38:40,942 Could you pay us now? 605 00:38:41,018 --> 00:38:44,715 Four hundred bucks, and we need $50,000 in six days? 606 00:38:44,789 --> 00:38:48,418 - We're not even close. - I know we're not. 607 00:38:49,126 --> 00:38:51,219 There's a message. 608 00:38:51,295 --> 00:38:53,229 Maybe it's a job. 609 00:38:53,931 --> 00:38:56,365 Hey, fatso. Fatso! 610 00:38:56,434 --> 00:39:00,234 It's me, Hamilton, your boss from the movie theater. 611 00:39:00,304 --> 00:39:02,465 I saw that TV commercial you made. 612 00:39:02,540 --> 00:39:06,909 Fat, fat, fat! When you sweat, marbles come off your ass. 613 00:39:14,018 --> 00:39:16,009 Hello. Dirty Work. 614 00:39:17,555 --> 00:39:21,616 No, I can hear you fine. It must be your phone. 615 00:39:22,860 --> 00:39:24,418 Sure, we'll be right over. 616 00:39:32,570 --> 00:39:36,529 So this whole block will become a parking lot for the Chelsea Opera House? 617 00:39:36,607 --> 00:39:39,940 Yep, to make sure none of Travis Cole's friends... 618 00:39:40,010 --> 00:39:43,070 ...have to park their Mercedes on the street. 619 00:39:43,147 --> 00:39:46,014 I've lived in this house for 62 years. 620 00:39:46,083 --> 00:39:48,517 Now the bulldozers are coming tomorrow. 621 00:39:50,388 --> 00:39:54,552 - You thinking what I'm thinking? - No, no. I have a plan. 622 00:40:11,075 --> 00:40:13,009 What do you make of this? 623 00:40:13,077 --> 00:40:16,342 Either it's a trick and we're walking into a huge ambush... 624 00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:20,748 ...or this is the single, dumbest act in the history of crime. 625 00:40:33,397 --> 00:40:35,331 How we gonna get out of here? 626 00:40:35,399 --> 00:40:38,459 We can't make bail. Pops is gonna die. 627 00:40:38,536 --> 00:40:40,970 We're gonna be left here to rot. 628 00:40:41,038 --> 00:40:45,270 I'm not worried about the rotting now, I'm worried about something else. 629 00:40:45,342 --> 00:40:47,776 What else is there to worry about? 630 00:40:47,845 --> 00:40:51,246 We're in prison with prisoners. 631 00:40:51,315 --> 00:40:53,146 So what? 632 00:40:53,217 --> 00:40:56,914 So what? You know what prisoners do to each other all the time. 633 00:40:56,987 --> 00:40:59,319 No. What? 634 00:40:59,390 --> 00:41:01,153 You don't know? 635 00:41:01,225 --> 00:41:03,557 No! 636 00:41:03,627 --> 00:41:05,060 They... 637 00:41:16,774 --> 00:41:18,207 I never heard that. 638 00:41:18,275 --> 00:41:20,470 You never heard that? 639 00:41:20,544 --> 00:41:22,478 How could you have never heard of that? 640 00:41:22,546 --> 00:41:25,140 That's what prisons are most famous for. 641 00:41:27,718 --> 00:41:29,151 All right, let's go. 642 00:41:30,888 --> 00:41:33,322 Not you, tubby. 643 00:41:33,390 --> 00:41:35,620 You sure you don't want him, too? 644 00:41:37,862 --> 00:41:41,992 The popcorn in the bulldozer stunt was allegedly perpetrated by these men: 645 00:41:42,066 --> 00:41:44,227 Mitchell Weaver and Samuel McKenna. 646 00:41:44,301 --> 00:41:47,168 But was this a dangerous act of mischief... 647 00:41:47,238 --> 00:41:50,730 ...or a heroic example of civil disobedience? 648 00:41:50,808 --> 00:41:54,039 Those two boys sure are heroes to me. 649 00:41:54,111 --> 00:41:58,571 If Mitch Weaver and Sam McKenna are heroes, then who's the villain? 650 00:41:58,649 --> 00:42:01,777 Many would say that would be the builder of the parking lot... 651 00:42:01,852 --> 00:42:05,549 ...millionaire real estate mogul, Travis Co... 652 00:42:05,623 --> 00:42:09,081 Damn it. That looks bad. We've got to stop the hemorrhaging. 653 00:42:09,159 --> 00:42:11,684 Martin, could you wait outside? 654 00:42:11,762 --> 00:42:14,253 Yes, sir. I'm sorry about what happened. 655 00:42:14,331 --> 00:42:17,027 It's all right, Martin. It wasn't your fault. 656 00:42:20,738 --> 00:42:23,298 By the end of the day, I'd like Martin jobless, homeless... 657 00:42:23,374 --> 00:42:26,275 ...penniless and hairless. 658 00:42:33,450 --> 00:42:36,385 You fellows have a lot of growing up to do, I'll tell you that. 659 00:42:36,453 --> 00:42:39,388 Ridiculous! Completely ridiculous! 660 00:42:40,658 --> 00:42:44,424 Can you believe these characters? Way out of line! 661 00:42:44,495 --> 00:42:47,953 Have a good mind to go to the warden about this. 662 00:42:48,032 --> 00:42:51,468 The lack of respect hurts the most. 663 00:42:51,535 --> 00:42:53,127 That's what hurts the most. 664 00:42:53,203 --> 00:42:56,434 Except for the other thing. That hurts the most. 665 00:42:56,507 --> 00:43:00,136 But the lack of respect hurts the second most. 666 00:43:00,210 --> 00:43:02,974 Weaver, McKenna, you're free to go. 667 00:43:07,117 --> 00:43:08,550 Ridiculous! 668 00:43:11,455 --> 00:43:13,582 First of all, Mrs. Murphy is owed... 669 00:43:13,657 --> 00:43:17,058 ...my deepest apologies for the hardships she's unjustly suffered. 670 00:43:17,127 --> 00:43:22,565 Secondly, all charges have been dropped against Mr. Weaver and Mr. McKenna... 671 00:43:22,633 --> 00:43:25,158 ...who are not criminals but heroes. 672 00:43:25,235 --> 00:43:27,897 In fact, all of us are going out for popcorn. 673 00:43:28,806 --> 00:43:31,172 Okay, Spunky, you can come too. 674 00:43:32,743 --> 00:43:35,712 I think he's got his thumb up that dog's ass. 675 00:43:35,779 --> 00:43:38,577 Gentlemen, I think I have a job for you. 676 00:43:40,517 --> 00:43:45,352 Mitch, Sam, considering your recent exploits as mischief makers... 677 00:43:45,422 --> 00:43:48,152 I think you may be able to help me. 678 00:43:48,225 --> 00:43:53,788 There's a small walk-up building I own over at 99 Franklin Street. 679 00:43:53,864 --> 00:43:57,732 It's low-income housing. My way of giving back to the community. 680 00:43:57,801 --> 00:44:00,929 But much to my chagrin, the criminal element... 681 00:44:01,005 --> 00:44:04,441 ...has reared its ugly head in the form of drug dealers, gangs... 682 00:44:04,508 --> 00:44:07,602 ...even a house of prostitution. 683 00:44:07,678 --> 00:44:10,943 He's doing that... Why don't you get the cops to get them out? 684 00:44:11,015 --> 00:44:13,074 It's not that simple. 685 00:44:13,150 --> 00:44:16,608 As long as those criminals pay their rent on time... 686 00:44:16,687 --> 00:44:19,247 ...the police say I have no grounds to evict them. 687 00:44:19,323 --> 00:44:23,555 - What do you want us to do? - Get the building condemned. 688 00:44:23,627 --> 00:44:28,326 By any means necessary. That way, everyone will be evicted legally. 689 00:44:28,399 --> 00:44:32,165 Then I'll fix it up, rent the apartments to honest, hardworking people. 690 00:44:32,236 --> 00:44:35,933 I don't know. We've never done anything this big before. 691 00:44:36,006 --> 00:44:39,169 Gentlemen, let me give you a minute to think it over. 692 00:44:40,911 --> 00:44:42,674 Doesn't it seem like... 693 00:44:42,746 --> 00:44:44,839 He's definitely doing that dog. 694 00:44:44,915 --> 00:44:48,612 Doesn't it seem like we're getting into something over our heads here? 695 00:44:48,686 --> 00:44:51,587 So, gentlemen, have you decided? 696 00:44:52,489 --> 00:44:54,423 We'll do it... 697 00:44:54,491 --> 00:44:57,289 ...for $50,000. 698 00:44:58,829 --> 00:45:02,162 Very well. $50,000 it is. 699 00:45:06,670 --> 00:45:08,103 Good news, Mr. McKenna. 700 00:45:08,172 --> 00:45:11,005 All right, boys! Bring on the whore! 701 00:45:11,075 --> 00:45:13,339 No, it's not a whore. 702 00:45:13,410 --> 00:45:16,504 We're gonna get you the $50,000 for your heart transplant. 703 00:45:16,580 --> 00:45:18,138 That's good, too. 704 00:45:18,215 --> 00:45:20,342 We don't have the money yet, Pops. 705 00:45:20,417 --> 00:45:23,477 - Yeah, but it's a sure thing. - Excuse me. 706 00:45:23,554 --> 00:45:25,886 Sam, can I have a word with you? 707 00:45:25,956 --> 00:45:28,618 - Sure. - Thank you. 708 00:45:28,692 --> 00:45:31,627 Wait. You didn't tell him, did ya? 709 00:45:33,530 --> 00:45:35,122 Thanks. 710 00:45:35,199 --> 00:45:38,134 But I still want to, and I can't promise you I won't. 711 00:45:40,204 --> 00:45:43,731 Just getting my photo album. What are you so jumpy about? 712 00:45:44,708 --> 00:45:48,872 I don't know. Maybe it's your lifelong pattern of random assault. 713 00:45:48,946 --> 00:45:51,141 Look at this. 714 00:45:51,215 --> 00:45:54,412 That's me fighting for the middleweight championship of the Golden Gloves. 715 00:45:56,019 --> 00:45:59,648 That's me shaking hands with Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President. 716 00:45:59,723 --> 00:46:00,985 My goodness! 717 00:46:02,292 --> 00:46:04,886 That's your mom giving me a... 718 00:46:04,962 --> 00:46:06,395 I'm sorry. 719 00:46:06,463 --> 00:46:09,091 That's Sam's mom. 720 00:46:10,167 --> 00:46:12,931 Yeah. Irene. 721 00:46:14,867 --> 00:46:18,268 His blood levels are good. Should cut down on finger foods. 722 00:46:18,336 --> 00:46:20,270 What happened to your foot? 723 00:46:20,338 --> 00:46:23,967 What I don't understand is, when you owe a bookie a lot of money... 724 00:46:24,042 --> 00:46:28,502 ...and he blows off one of your toes, you still owe him the money. 725 00:46:28,579 --> 00:46:32,606 Doesn't seem fair since he's gonna kill me in four days anyway. 726 00:46:32,684 --> 00:46:35,881 Mitch says we'll have the money for you. 727 00:46:35,954 --> 00:46:40,789 Oh, thank God! I mean, that's good news, Sam. 728 00:46:40,858 --> 00:46:43,383 We just have to get the building condemned. 729 00:46:43,461 --> 00:46:47,124 We go in, wreck the joint. Pops is saved. 730 00:46:48,032 --> 00:46:49,659 Did you call him Pops? 731 00:47:18,229 --> 00:47:20,356 What havoc are you planning now? 732 00:47:20,431 --> 00:47:22,695 What are you doing here? 733 00:47:23,701 --> 00:47:25,635 Actually, I was looking for you. 734 00:47:25,703 --> 00:47:28,763 I saw how you and your friend saved that woman's house. 735 00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:33,106 Guess you can use your powers for good as well as evil. 736 00:47:34,912 --> 00:47:37,380 I'm on my way to my grandmother's place. 737 00:47:37,448 --> 00:47:39,609 Do you want to walk me? 738 00:47:39,684 --> 00:47:43,017 Note to self. Mitch was right. 739 00:47:43,087 --> 00:47:44,782 No, he wasn't. 740 00:47:44,856 --> 00:47:46,949 It's too late. It's already on tape. 741 00:47:47,025 --> 00:47:51,394 I'm glad you finally realized you should never take crap from anybody. 742 00:47:51,462 --> 00:47:54,590 There's my grandma. Hi, Grandma. 743 00:47:54,665 --> 00:47:58,761 Your grandmother lives here? At 99 Franklin Street? 744 00:47:58,836 --> 00:48:01,964 Yep. Grandma, I'd like you to meet Mitch. 745 00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:06,170 Hi. Kathy's told me about you. You're a hero. 746 00:48:06,244 --> 00:48:11,477 Well, today I'm a hero. Tomorrow, who knows? You might both hate me. 747 00:48:12,950 --> 00:48:15,441 Girls, I'm over here. 748 00:48:15,520 --> 00:48:18,387 Excuse me, Mitch. It was nice meeting you. 749 00:48:20,058 --> 00:48:23,789 Are those prostitutes? I mean, who are those girls? 750 00:48:24,962 --> 00:48:28,830 They work with my grandmother. She runs a business out of her apartment. 751 00:48:28,900 --> 00:48:31,994 Sixty years old and still going strong. 752 00:48:32,070 --> 00:48:34,630 Yeah, I bet she is. 753 00:48:34,705 --> 00:48:37,401 Would you like to come in for some coffee? 754 00:48:37,475 --> 00:48:42,105 Oh, no. I have to go lift weights. 755 00:48:42,180 --> 00:48:43,613 What? 756 00:48:46,384 --> 00:48:48,852 Okay, some other time, maybe? 757 00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:50,547 That'd be great. 758 00:48:50,621 --> 00:48:53,021 Okay. Bye. 759 00:49:07,638 --> 00:49:11,165 That sweet girl's grandmother runs a whorehouse... 760 00:49:11,242 --> 00:49:13,608 ...out of the building we're about to destroy? 761 00:49:13,678 --> 00:49:17,307 Yeah. I feel awful doing this to Kathy. 762 00:49:17,381 --> 00:49:20,817 Mitch, you're starting to like Kathy, aren't you? 763 00:49:20,885 --> 00:49:23,285 No! 764 00:49:23,354 --> 00:49:27,688 I know you. When you say no like that, you mean yes. 765 00:49:27,758 --> 00:49:30,022 - What are you talking about? - I'll show you. 766 00:49:30,094 --> 00:49:33,063 Did you ever rob a bank? 767 00:49:33,131 --> 00:49:36,259 Did you ever climb Mount Everest? 768 00:49:36,334 --> 00:49:40,737 Did you ever say you could see why women find Sean Connery sexy? 769 00:49:43,975 --> 00:49:45,966 Okay, so I like Kathy a little. 770 00:49:46,043 --> 00:49:50,173 Man, I hate the fact we have to destroy her grandmother's building. 771 00:49:50,248 --> 00:49:52,512 - But we have to. - Yep. 772 00:51:39,890 --> 00:51:42,757 We did it, man! I can't believe it! Pops lives. 773 00:51:42,827 --> 00:51:45,887 What'd I tell you? Here's to a brand-new heart. 774 00:51:45,963 --> 00:51:49,262 That's right. I couldn't have done it without a genius like you. 775 00:51:49,333 --> 00:51:51,597 I couldn't have done it without... 776 00:51:53,304 --> 00:51:56,137 ...a big oaf to smash down all the doors like you. 777 00:51:56,207 --> 00:51:57,834 Yeah! 778 00:51:58,976 --> 00:52:01,410 Hey, we should go pick up our 50 grand. 779 00:52:01,479 --> 00:52:03,447 Good idea. 780 00:52:03,514 --> 00:52:05,812 Hey, is that the building? 781 00:52:07,618 --> 00:52:10,348 Building owner James Kirkpatrick had little to say. 782 00:52:10,421 --> 00:52:13,219 Kirkpatrick owns that building? 783 00:52:13,291 --> 00:52:17,990 - What happened to the building? - I have no idea, but I'll find out. 784 00:52:18,062 --> 00:52:20,758 Resident Gladys Waite lamented the fall of the building. 785 00:52:20,831 --> 00:52:22,822 I don't know what I'll do. 786 00:52:22,900 --> 00:52:26,836 I've been running a sewing business out of my apartment for 30 years. 787 00:52:26,904 --> 00:52:28,735 Sewing business? 788 00:52:28,806 --> 00:52:33,300 Tenants are staying at a local shelter. But what about the condemned building? 789 00:52:33,377 --> 00:52:36,403 Unfortunately, I'll have to level it. 790 00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:39,847 Enough boring talk. I want to talk about my true passion... 791 00:52:39,917 --> 00:52:42,647 ...which is the grand reopening of the opera house. 792 00:52:42,720 --> 00:52:45,655 All proceeds go to benefit the homeless. 793 00:52:45,723 --> 00:52:50,456 You know how I feel about the homeless. They're human beings and have no homes. 794 00:53:00,104 --> 00:53:02,038 May I help you gentlemen? 795 00:53:02,106 --> 00:53:04,904 Mitch Weaver and Sam McKenna to see Travis Cole. 796 00:53:04,975 --> 00:53:08,138 Mr. Cole said your services are no longer needed. 797 00:53:08,212 --> 00:53:10,407 No longer... 798 00:53:10,481 --> 00:53:13,348 Fellas, I have an idea. Get Mr. Cole on the phone... 799 00:53:13,417 --> 00:53:15,180 I have a better idea. 800 00:53:15,252 --> 00:53:18,050 Why don't we kick every one of your asses... 801 00:53:18,122 --> 00:53:21,285 ...and then go upstairs and kick Cole's ass, too? 802 00:53:31,035 --> 00:53:33,299 All right, I screwed up. 803 00:53:33,371 --> 00:53:36,135 What do we do now? 804 00:53:39,577 --> 00:53:41,010 Homeless guys. 805 00:53:42,079 --> 00:53:47,312 I'll give you a dollar each if you run into this building and yell and scream. 806 00:53:47,385 --> 00:53:50,946 That's very nice, but I think what you need... 807 00:53:51,021 --> 00:53:54,457 ...are like some psycho, out-of-control homeless guys. 808 00:53:54,525 --> 00:53:57,892 We're more the broken, spiritless... 809 00:53:57,962 --> 00:54:00,931 "I've lost the will to live" type homeless guys. 810 00:54:00,998 --> 00:54:03,330 How about for two dollars? 811 00:54:21,619 --> 00:54:24,611 Mitch, Sam, what a pleasant surprise. 812 00:54:24,688 --> 00:54:27,589 - Where's our money? - What money? 813 00:54:27,658 --> 00:54:30,752 You owe us $50,000 for getting the building on Franklin Street condemned. 814 00:54:30,828 --> 00:54:32,420 We want it now. 815 00:54:32,496 --> 00:54:35,556 But I don't even own the building on Franklin. 816 00:54:35,633 --> 00:54:39,399 I told you I did, but I lied. Good luck trying to prove it. 817 00:54:39,470 --> 00:54:40,903 Son of a bitch! 818 00:54:40,971 --> 00:54:44,202 Once you stopped my bulldozer from leveling that old lady's house... 819 00:54:44,275 --> 00:54:46,505 I couldn't let you get away with it. 820 00:54:46,577 --> 00:54:50,638 So I figured out a way for you to help me and hurt you at the same time. 821 00:54:50,714 --> 00:54:53,649 I guess I showed you guys something about dirty work. 822 00:54:53,717 --> 00:54:57,244 Whatever. But we're not leaving without our 50 grand. 823 00:55:04,795 --> 00:55:08,162 When you jumped on that guard's back and yelled... 824 00:55:08,232 --> 00:55:11,429 "The CIA put a chip in my brain"... 825 00:55:11,502 --> 00:55:15,199 I was laughing so hard I almost shit my pants. 826 00:55:15,272 --> 00:55:17,433 Almost? 827 00:55:20,878 --> 00:55:23,039 Thanks. That was fun. 828 00:55:23,113 --> 00:55:25,445 More fun than working for Cole. 829 00:55:26,784 --> 00:55:29,810 - You worked for Cole? - All of us have. 830 00:55:30,955 --> 00:55:32,547 I had a life... 831 00:55:32,623 --> 00:55:36,992 ...a house, cars, respect in the community. 832 00:55:37,061 --> 00:55:39,757 Suddenly it was all taken away. 833 00:55:39,830 --> 00:55:43,288 I finally realized just how low I'd sunk. 834 00:55:43,367 --> 00:55:46,097 I was at my daughter's soccer game. 835 00:55:46,170 --> 00:55:47,967 She lives with her mom. 836 00:55:48,038 --> 00:55:52,498 I was standing on the sidelines and a cop asked me to move along. 837 00:55:52,576 --> 00:55:55,272 That's when it hit me. I'm not even a human. 838 00:55:55,346 --> 00:55:56,779 Here's your $2. 839 00:56:05,456 --> 00:56:09,051 How could you stand outside my grandmother's home... 840 00:56:09,126 --> 00:56:11,094 ...the day before you destroyed it? 841 00:56:11,161 --> 00:56:13,857 You're telling me you thought she was a drug dealer? 842 00:56:13,931 --> 00:56:18,197 - No, I thought she was a whore! - What is wrong with you? 843 00:56:18,269 --> 00:56:21,363 Look, we made a mistake. 844 00:56:21,438 --> 00:56:23,804 The worst thing is we didn't even get paid. 845 00:56:23,874 --> 00:56:26,240 The worst thing is you didn't get paid? 846 00:56:26,310 --> 00:56:30,246 - The reason we needed that money... - Stop right there. 847 00:56:30,314 --> 00:56:33,750 You drive these people from their homes and all you care about is money? 848 00:56:33,817 --> 00:56:35,751 I should call the police. 849 00:56:35,819 --> 00:56:39,880 I'm really sorry about what happened, but listen... 850 00:56:39,957 --> 00:56:43,256 I'm done listening. Have a nice life. 851 00:56:49,700 --> 00:56:51,759 No, beat it, nurse! 852 00:56:52,836 --> 00:56:55,566 Come back when you're a broad! 853 00:56:58,976 --> 00:57:00,637 Hey, fellas. 854 00:57:01,845 --> 00:57:03,779 Why so glum? 855 00:57:03,847 --> 00:57:08,250 We didn't get the money. Mr. Sure Thing here was wrong. 856 00:57:08,319 --> 00:57:11,584 I don't know what happened. I messed up. I'm sorry. 857 00:57:11,655 --> 00:57:13,122 That was easy. 858 00:57:13,190 --> 00:57:19,026 You can chalk this up as a loss and forget about it. I can't do that. 859 00:57:19,096 --> 00:57:21,929 Pops is my dad. 860 00:57:21,999 --> 00:57:24,593 I'm sorry. I gotta tell him. Sam... 861 00:57:24,668 --> 00:57:26,932 No. I'll tell him. 862 00:57:27,004 --> 00:57:28,938 Tell me what? 863 00:57:30,274 --> 00:57:32,469 I'm Mitch's father, too. 864 00:57:34,378 --> 00:57:35,572 It's true. 865 00:57:35,646 --> 00:57:39,275 This is no time for one of your practical jokes. 866 00:57:39,350 --> 00:57:41,648 Show him the locket. 867 00:57:41,719 --> 00:57:43,050 Show me what? 868 00:57:50,494 --> 00:57:52,428 This is Pops... 869 00:57:54,264 --> 00:57:55,925 ...and your mother! 870 00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:57,831 Yeah, I know. 871 00:57:57,901 --> 00:57:59,562 You cheated on Mom? 872 00:57:59,637 --> 00:58:03,437 No! She was there, too. Who do you think took the picture? 873 00:58:04,875 --> 00:58:09,175 Wait a minute. So that makes us... 874 00:58:09,246 --> 00:58:11,077 Brothers. 875 00:58:12,583 --> 00:58:15,245 - You lied to me! - Pops wouldn't let me tell. 876 00:58:15,319 --> 00:58:17,753 Don't blame him. You should have told me. 877 00:58:17,821 --> 00:58:20,949 You know how hard that man can squeeze a pair of balls? 878 00:58:21,025 --> 00:58:22,993 It's not bad that we're brothers. 879 00:58:23,060 --> 00:58:25,255 Sure, for you! You've got everything. 880 00:58:25,329 --> 00:58:28,423 You're smart, people like you, you never have to pay for sex. 881 00:58:28,499 --> 00:58:30,660 Pops was the one thing I had that you didn't. 882 00:58:30,734 --> 00:58:33,202 Now I don't even have that. 883 00:58:33,270 --> 00:58:36,103 Stay away from me, all right? 884 00:58:49,953 --> 00:58:54,447 That was really funny, siccing the cops on us. 885 00:58:54,525 --> 00:58:57,016 Really? I thought it was funny... 886 00:58:57,094 --> 00:59:01,360 ...but I'm surprised you did because you got your asses kicked. 887 00:59:05,069 --> 00:59:08,038 Things will get better. Hang in there. 888 00:59:08,105 --> 00:59:09,697 Thanks for listening. 889 00:59:11,709 --> 00:59:13,142 Listen, pal... 890 00:59:13,210 --> 00:59:18,113 ...you ever need anything, I mean anything at all... 891 00:59:19,516 --> 00:59:20,949 ...you come to me. 892 00:59:21,018 --> 00:59:23,486 - Can I stay at your place tonight? - This is the thing. 893 00:59:23,554 --> 00:59:27,752 I live over at the Y, as you know. 894 00:59:30,027 --> 00:59:34,589 I got a roommate, Old Jack, who is a little particular about strangers. 895 00:59:34,665 --> 00:59:36,656 No, problem, Jimmy. Thanks. 896 00:59:36,734 --> 00:59:39,601 He just got his knee drained. 897 00:59:39,670 --> 00:59:41,604 I'll find another place. 898 00:59:41,672 --> 00:59:46,871 He needed it, too. That thing was getting a little bit ripe. 899 00:59:46,944 --> 00:59:49,936 I get the picture. I'll sleep in my car. 900 00:59:50,013 --> 00:59:52,709 Old Jack's a odd duck, I tell you. 901 00:59:54,585 --> 00:59:59,045 Many times I catch him staring at me sleeping, which is off-putting. 902 00:59:59,123 --> 01:00:01,455 - I guess that would be. - His feet bleed. 903 01:00:01,525 --> 01:00:03,459 I don't want to stay at your place! 904 01:00:03,527 --> 01:00:06,121 Point taken. Point taken, Mitch. 905 01:00:24,782 --> 01:00:26,511 Hey, buddy. 906 01:00:28,452 --> 01:00:30,647 I'm trying to get some sleep back here. 907 01:00:51,341 --> 01:00:56,335 Note to self. Remember, no matter how bad life gets, there is always beer. 908 01:00:59,249 --> 01:01:01,877 All right, I screwed up. What do we do now? 909 01:01:01,952 --> 01:01:03,385 Homeless guys. 910 01:01:03,453 --> 01:01:07,150 I'll give you a dollar each if you run into this building and yell and scream. 911 01:01:07,224 --> 01:01:09,749 I left the recorder on. 912 01:01:13,063 --> 01:01:15,361 I don't even own the building on Franklin. 913 01:01:15,432 --> 01:01:18,890 I told you I did, but I lied. Good luck trying to prove it. 914 01:01:18,969 --> 01:01:20,937 Son of a bitch! 915 01:01:22,806 --> 01:01:27,175 I guess I showed you something about dirty work. 916 01:01:32,416 --> 01:01:34,008 What are you doing? 917 01:01:34,084 --> 01:01:36,552 Getting the money from Cole. 918 01:01:38,455 --> 01:01:41,288 My tape recorder was running. 919 01:01:41,358 --> 01:01:44,759 Everything in Cole's office I got on tape. And I got a great plan. 920 01:01:44,828 --> 01:01:49,128 Another plan? Like the plan that got us here in the first place? 921 01:01:49,199 --> 01:01:54,899 I think I know how to get the $50,000 to save the apartment. I need your help. 922 01:01:57,441 --> 01:02:02,140 Look, a lot of stuff came pouring out of me at the hospital... 923 01:02:02,212 --> 01:02:05,841 ...because I was in shock about what I'd heard. 924 01:02:05,916 --> 01:02:08,976 How did you feel when you found out? 925 01:02:09,052 --> 01:02:12,078 I don't know. At first I felt a little weird. 926 01:02:12,155 --> 01:02:16,751 But we've always been like brothers. Now it's just official. 927 01:02:16,827 --> 01:02:19,352 It's kind of cool. 928 01:02:19,429 --> 01:02:23,160 I guess it is cool. But it does change things. 929 01:02:23,233 --> 01:02:24,530 How? 930 01:02:24,601 --> 01:02:26,831 Remember in second grade... 931 01:02:26,904 --> 01:02:30,499 ...when we used rusty soda can tops to become blood brothers? 932 01:02:30,574 --> 01:02:35,204 It was a bunch of trouble for nothing because we were already brothers. 933 01:02:36,246 --> 01:02:38,009 Yeah, that's right. 934 01:02:38,081 --> 01:02:41,778 Hey, remember in fifth grade when I was under the monkey bars... 935 01:02:41,852 --> 01:02:44,184 ...and I peeked at your sister's underwear? 936 01:02:44,254 --> 01:02:45,915 Remember that? 937 01:02:45,989 --> 01:02:49,288 I was sneaking a peek at my own sister's underwear. 938 01:02:49,359 --> 01:02:54,854 That's right. And remember in 12th grade, you had sex with her? 939 01:02:59,603 --> 01:03:02,299 Okay, enough reminiscing. 940 01:03:05,509 --> 01:03:06,976 Listen. 941 01:03:07,044 --> 01:03:11,276 In the past two weeks, I've been beaten up, thrown out of buildings... 942 01:03:11,348 --> 01:03:14,317 I've slept in my car, spent the night in jail... 943 01:03:14,384 --> 01:03:17,547 And when you were in jail, those guys... 944 01:03:17,621 --> 01:03:21,557 The point is, you aren't the only ones who got screwed over. 945 01:03:21,625 --> 01:03:24,560 Yes, I made a big mistake destroying your building... 946 01:03:24,628 --> 01:03:26,755 ...but I know how we can get it back. 947 01:03:26,830 --> 01:03:29,765 Why should we believe you? 948 01:03:29,833 --> 01:03:34,236 I walked through life believing the only principle I had to live by... 949 01:03:34,304 --> 01:03:36,670 ...was "Don't take crap from anybody. " 950 01:03:36,740 --> 01:03:39,231 Suddenly all that changed. 951 01:03:39,309 --> 01:03:41,937 Suddenly I was trying to do something for someone else. 952 01:03:42,012 --> 01:03:46,415 We were trying to earn $50,000 to get a heart transplant for our dad. 953 01:03:47,918 --> 01:03:49,749 You two are brothers? 954 01:03:49,820 --> 01:03:52,414 Yeah, it's a long story. 955 01:03:52,489 --> 01:03:54,423 My dad boned his mom. 956 01:03:54,491 --> 01:03:56,425 Okay, it's a short story. 957 01:03:57,594 --> 01:04:01,291 I'm saying that when you're doing it for someone else... 958 01:04:01,365 --> 01:04:04,857 ...it's not just revenge, it's standing up for yourself. 959 01:04:04,935 --> 01:04:08,632 That's why I'm asking all of us to stand up for ourselves. 960 01:04:08,705 --> 01:04:13,768 Travis Cole screwed all of us. I say we fight back. Are you with me? 961 01:04:17,581 --> 01:04:22,382 Are you with me based on the guarantee that if I'm wrong, you can kick my ass? 962 01:04:26,656 --> 01:04:30,820 I understand how upset you were when you found out what we did. 963 01:04:30,894 --> 01:04:32,828 I want to thank you for going along with us. 964 01:04:32,896 --> 01:04:36,388 I promise you'll get your building back. 965 01:04:36,466 --> 01:04:37,899 Okay, Mitch. 966 01:04:39,870 --> 01:04:42,839 Don't screw me over again. I mean it. 967 01:04:45,175 --> 01:04:47,109 Why didn't he punch you, too? 968 01:04:47,177 --> 01:04:49,077 I have no idea. 969 01:04:50,113 --> 01:04:55,176 Deciding to fight back against Cole is turning things around for me. 970 01:04:55,252 --> 01:05:00,417 Travis Cole is empty inside, so he has to make everyone around him empty. 971 01:05:00,490 --> 01:05:04,551 That's what he did to me. But I'm not empty anymore. 972 01:05:04,628 --> 01:05:08,291 I'm filled with something, filled with purpose... 973 01:05:08,365 --> 01:05:11,698 ...filled with hope, filled with dignity. 974 01:05:11,768 --> 01:05:13,702 It's all thanks to you g... 975 01:05:15,005 --> 01:05:16,836 Guys? 976 01:05:16,907 --> 01:05:19,341 Guys, wait up. 977 01:05:25,449 --> 01:05:28,543 How you doin'? I got a delivery of some opera costumes here. 978 01:05:28,618 --> 01:05:31,348 - What's the company name? - Company name? 979 01:05:36,460 --> 01:05:38,052 Very clever. 980 01:05:47,104 --> 01:05:49,038 These brownies are great. 981 01:05:51,708 --> 01:05:55,474 Let's go, prostitutes, homeless guys. Shake a leg. 982 01:05:55,545 --> 01:05:58,275 Come on, haven't got all day. Let's go. 983 01:05:58,348 --> 01:06:01,215 Good Lord! I'm in whore heaven! 984 01:06:09,960 --> 01:06:12,053 What are they watching? 985 01:06:12,129 --> 01:06:14,461 In this corner, weighing in... 986 01:06:14,531 --> 01:06:17,500 ...at 225 pounds... 987 01:06:17,567 --> 01:06:21,594 ...the former heavyweight champion of the world... 988 01:06:21,671 --> 01:06:23,536 Kenny Norton! 989 01:06:24,608 --> 01:06:27,975 And his opponent Gary Coleman! 990 01:06:30,580 --> 01:06:34,016 Come on, man, bring it! Bring it! 991 01:06:41,992 --> 01:06:43,584 Well, here we are. 992 01:06:44,961 --> 01:06:48,727 Building tenants, you'll be serving as the ushers and ticket takers. 993 01:06:48,798 --> 01:06:51,995 So take one of those, and Kathy will tell you what to do. 994 01:06:52,068 --> 01:06:54,832 I can't believe I'm doing this. I don't know why I'm here. 995 01:06:54,905 --> 01:06:59,706 Why are you here? Wait, I remember. Intense physical attraction to me. 996 01:07:04,014 --> 01:07:05,641 What's the trouble, sir? 997 01:07:05,715 --> 01:07:10,812 My costume is not here. I cannot go on a stage without my costume. 998 01:07:10,887 --> 01:07:14,482 Relax. I will track down your costume personally. 999 01:07:14,558 --> 01:07:19,222 By the way, you're a fat guy. Would you care for a brownie? 1000 01:07:20,330 --> 01:07:23,561 Excuse me, coming through. Pardon me. 1001 01:07:23,633 --> 01:07:26,898 Excuse me. Sorry. Coming through here. 1002 01:07:26,970 --> 01:07:31,304 I know I must really smell. Plus, I farted. Coming through. 1003 01:07:31,374 --> 01:07:34,707 Joining me, the man responsible for this glorious event... 1004 01:07:34,778 --> 01:07:37,110 ...real estate mogul Travis Cole. 1005 01:07:37,180 --> 01:07:40,843 Thank you. I'm proud of two things about tonight's event. 1006 01:07:40,917 --> 01:07:45,718 First, all proceeds from the opera will go to benefit the homeless. 1007 01:07:45,789 --> 01:07:49,987 And secondly, I personally oversaw every aspect of this production. 1008 01:07:50,060 --> 01:07:53,154 And I believe it will be known as the finest staging... 1009 01:07:53,230 --> 01:07:55,926 ...of Don Giovanni ever presented. 1010 01:07:55,999 --> 01:07:58,627 Excuse me, coming through. 1011 01:08:00,437 --> 01:08:03,565 Hey, did you fart? Oh, I think that was me from before. Sorry. 1012 01:08:03,640 --> 01:08:05,574 Excuse me, coming through. 1013 01:08:05,642 --> 01:08:08,907 Fellas, you've heard the old saying: 1014 01:08:08,979 --> 01:08:12,642 "In the land of the blind, a man with one eye is king. " 1015 01:08:12,716 --> 01:08:15,549 Well, today, in the land of the skunks... 1016 01:08:15,619 --> 01:08:18,247 ...the man with half a nose is king. 1017 01:08:24,227 --> 01:08:25,751 Hello, everyone. 1018 01:08:29,833 --> 01:08:32,563 I'm your mayor, Adrian Riggins. Thank you. 1019 01:08:32,636 --> 01:08:35,571 Before tonight's performance of Don Giovanni... 1020 01:08:35,639 --> 01:08:39,370 ...let's take a moment to recognize the man that made this night possible... 1021 01:08:39,442 --> 01:08:44,379 ...the best friend this city has ever had, Travis Cole. 1022 01:08:52,522 --> 01:08:54,456 Enjoy the opera, everyone. 1023 01:09:15,078 --> 01:09:16,670 What the... 1024 01:09:19,249 --> 01:09:22,309 Wow! Get a load of that mountain range. 1025 01:09:23,320 --> 01:09:25,083 Come back, baby. 1026 01:09:26,990 --> 01:09:30,426 This is the most daring portrayal of Don Giovanni I've ever seen. 1027 01:09:30,493 --> 01:09:34,190 Let's go. Time for Pops to climb that mountain. 1028 01:09:34,264 --> 01:09:35,697 What's up, fruity? 1029 01:09:35,765 --> 01:09:39,360 How did you... It doesn't matter. You'll be gone in a minute. 1030 01:09:39,436 --> 01:09:43,133 Aha! You didn't count on my loyal army of prostitutes, did you? 1031 01:09:45,308 --> 01:09:46,798 What do you want? 1032 01:09:46,876 --> 01:09:49,936 Just relax. Let's watch your dirty opera. 1033 01:09:50,013 --> 01:09:52,447 You're a hell of a woman, baby. 1034 01:09:52,515 --> 01:09:55,712 Let me take you to Vegas. You know what they say. 1035 01:09:55,785 --> 01:09:58,754 It ain't over till the fat lady checks into a hotel with Pops. 1036 01:09:58,822 --> 01:10:02,258 What are you doing? You're ruining Don Giovanni. 1037 01:10:02,325 --> 01:10:05,021 Don Giovanni? Who's that dude? 1038 01:10:05,095 --> 01:10:07,086 The opera. You're ruining the opera. 1039 01:10:07,163 --> 01:10:11,361 Oh, the opera. Yes, we are ruining that. Sam, now! 1040 01:10:11,434 --> 01:10:13,994 You got it, buddy! 1041 01:10:14,070 --> 01:10:18,598 Sing the song, boys! 1042 01:10:19,976 --> 01:10:24,845 Bow, and kneel before me! 1043 01:10:29,486 --> 01:10:32,046 Jimmy! Release the skunks. 1044 01:10:32,122 --> 01:10:34,647 Okay, I got it. I'm on it. 1045 01:10:34,724 --> 01:10:37,750 Don't let me down, boys. 1046 01:10:37,827 --> 01:10:40,921 Run. Fly. Fly away. 1047 01:10:40,997 --> 01:10:44,865 Run! Run out! Fly! 1048 01:10:44,934 --> 01:10:46,367 Fly! 1049 01:10:51,174 --> 01:10:55,736 Skunks used to heighten the atmosphere of squalor and despair. Brilliant! 1050 01:11:03,953 --> 01:11:06,854 Oh, the cameras are here. 1051 01:11:06,923 --> 01:11:08,857 By the way, Travis... 1052 01:11:08,925 --> 01:11:11,450 ...remember when you said this? 1053 01:11:11,528 --> 01:11:17,057 Note to self. Making love to blowup doll not as good as advertised. 1054 01:11:18,268 --> 01:11:22,068 Sorry. I must have gone too far. 1055 01:11:22,138 --> 01:11:23,571 I'll just... 1056 01:11:24,808 --> 01:11:27,242 I don't even own the building on Franklin. 1057 01:11:27,310 --> 01:11:30,677 I told you I did, but I lied. Good luck trying to prove it. 1058 01:11:30,747 --> 01:11:32,374 Son of a bitch! 1059 01:11:32,449 --> 01:11:36,283 I bet those reporters would love to get hold of this tape. 1060 01:11:38,621 --> 01:11:40,589 How much do you want? 1061 01:11:40,657 --> 01:11:43,148 All I want is the $50,000 you owe us. 1062 01:11:43,226 --> 01:11:44,716 $50,000. 1063 01:11:44,794 --> 01:11:47,786 Make it out to Dr. Farthing. 1064 01:11:47,864 --> 01:11:50,332 Kirkpatrick. 1065 01:11:50,400 --> 01:11:52,664 Kirkpatrick is going to punch you in the stomach. 1066 01:11:52,735 --> 01:11:54,669 Here you go. 1067 01:11:57,841 --> 01:11:59,775 You'll sign this contract... 1068 01:11:59,843 --> 01:12:03,279 ...that gives back ownership of 99 Franklin Street to Kirkpatrick. 1069 01:12:03,346 --> 01:12:06,144 Give it here. 1070 01:12:06,216 --> 01:12:09,276 Thanks, Mitch. I'm glad I didn't have to punch you. 1071 01:12:09,352 --> 01:12:11,286 Me too, buddy. 1072 01:12:12,655 --> 01:12:15,954 Okay, Cole, it's been nice doing business with you. 1073 01:12:16,025 --> 01:12:18,619 You probably want to go home, kick back... 1074 01:12:18,695 --> 01:12:21,789 ...and enjoy a nice glass of Chihuahua piss or something. 1075 01:12:21,865 --> 01:12:22,957 Farthing. 1076 01:12:25,368 --> 01:12:28,667 Here's the check for $50,000. 1077 01:12:28,738 --> 01:12:30,171 That's great, Mitch. 1078 01:12:33,276 --> 01:12:35,767 Want to bet I don't go to my bookie? 1079 01:12:35,845 --> 01:12:40,111 You're paying off your bookie so you can live to perform Pops's heart transplant. 1080 01:12:48,291 --> 01:12:50,691 Note to self. 1081 01:12:50,760 --> 01:12:53,627 Stop payment on $50,000 check. 1082 01:12:57,267 --> 01:12:58,461 Oh, Travis. 1083 01:12:58,535 --> 01:13:00,332 Son of a bitch, bastard! 1084 01:13:00,403 --> 01:13:04,339 You idiot. That contract won't hold up for ten seconds... 1085 01:13:04,407 --> 01:13:06,841 ...after my lawyers get through with it. 1086 01:13:06,910 --> 01:13:10,710 And, oops, what happened to your tape? 1087 01:13:10,780 --> 01:13:15,513 You wrecked it. Well, don't worry. I have one on the house P.A. System. 1088 01:13:15,585 --> 01:13:17,280 Hit it, Kathy. 1089 01:13:19,255 --> 01:13:22,088 Note to self. Remember to get ass wart cream... 1090 01:13:22,158 --> 01:13:24,319 ...for giant wart on my ass. 1091 01:13:24,394 --> 01:13:27,158 It's a little bit past that. 1092 01:13:27,230 --> 01:13:30,358 You bastard! You can't destroy me. I'm Travis Cole. 1093 01:13:30,433 --> 01:13:33,493 No one destroy's Travis Cole! No one! 1094 01:13:37,106 --> 01:13:39,006 Fat lady, are you okay? 1095 01:13:39,075 --> 01:13:44,377 Yes, I'm okay. Just keep that crazy old man away from me. 1096 01:13:46,549 --> 01:13:48,710 What the hell is going on? 1097 01:13:48,785 --> 01:13:51,720 I don't care if you are my son. Get your own broad. 1098 01:13:52,722 --> 01:13:54,451 Bravo! 1099 01:13:56,859 --> 01:14:00,920 In a startling turn of events at the opera house... 1100 01:14:00,997 --> 01:14:05,263 ...real estate mogul Travis Cole has been arrested for fraud. 1101 01:14:05,335 --> 01:14:07,269 Mr. Cole, anything to say? 1102 01:14:08,438 --> 01:14:10,702 Good brownies. 1103 01:14:10,773 --> 01:14:14,869 Jenkins, listen to me. This is very important. 1104 01:14:14,944 --> 01:14:20,610 Stop payment on a check for $50,000 I made out to a Dr. Farthing. Got that? 1105 01:14:20,683 --> 01:14:24,642 Jenkins, are you ready for some crazy, rough sex? 1106 01:14:25,722 --> 01:14:27,656 Absolutely! 1107 01:14:27,724 --> 01:14:32,388 Good, Jenkins. I'm counting on you. And find Spunky. 1108 01:14:37,967 --> 01:14:39,229 Hey, Mitch. 1109 01:14:39,302 --> 01:14:43,170 Jimmy. Your new nose looks great. 1110 01:14:43,239 --> 01:14:46,333 Thanks. Best $200 I ever spent. 1111 01:14:48,411 --> 01:14:52,575 - That girl you're with, she's not the... - Yep. 1112 01:14:52,649 --> 01:14:56,779 Lin-Yung, the Saigon whore who bit my nose off. 1113 01:14:56,853 --> 01:14:58,480 We're getting hitched. 1114 01:15:00,723 --> 01:15:01,815 Let's go. 1115 01:15:01,891 --> 01:15:07,295 Hold on. I'm talking to my friend here! 1116 01:15:07,363 --> 01:15:12,426 Jeez, sometimes you got to remind the hen who the rooster is. 1117 01:15:13,603 --> 01:15:15,537 Good luck to you, Jimmy. 1118 01:15:15,605 --> 01:15:17,937 Okay. See you around. 1119 01:15:20,943 --> 01:15:23,275 When I say "Let's go," you go. 1120 01:15:23,346 --> 01:15:27,373 Yeah? It's time you shut your cake hole, Yoko! 1121 01:15:27,450 --> 01:15:28,883 Women. 1122 01:15:30,753 --> 01:15:33,847 Don't talk back to me in front of my friend. 1123 01:15:33,923 --> 01:15:36,357 You're making me really angry. 1124 01:15:36,426 --> 01:15:40,294 Whoa, that scares me to death. 1125 01:15:42,465 --> 01:15:45,901 You bit my new nose off! Damn it! 1126 01:15:45,968 --> 01:15:48,596 How you feeling with your new heart? 1127 01:15:48,671 --> 01:15:53,335 I feel great thanks to you and Sam, my two boys. 1128 01:15:53,409 --> 01:15:57,140 Now that I met Gladys, I hope they can fix another part of my body. 1129 01:15:57,213 --> 01:15:59,511 I'll give you a hint. 1130 01:15:59,582 --> 01:16:01,880 It rhymes with "cock. " 1131 01:16:06,389 --> 01:16:11,292 Sam and I got great new jobs. Pops got his heart. And I got the girl. 1132 01:16:11,360 --> 01:16:15,228 And Dr. Farthing, well, he got over his gambling problem. 1133 01:16:15,298 --> 01:16:19,166 But the bookies beat him to death anyway, so he's dead. 1134 01:16:20,236 --> 01:16:22,466 That's it. Bye. 1135 01:16:26,409 --> 01:16:29,003 Cole, it's nice doing business with you. 1136 01:16:29,078 --> 01:16:31,546 Now you probably want to get home... 1137 01:16:37,620 --> 01:16:38,814 Sorry. 1138 01:16:38,888 --> 01:16:41,618 - Nurse, you want to record vitals? - Cut. 1139 01:16:41,691 --> 01:16:45,525 Cole, it's been nice doing business with you. Now you... 1140 01:16:45,595 --> 01:16:47,358 Cut. 1141 01:16:51,334 --> 01:16:53,495 Say your line again. 1142 01:16:57,106 --> 01:17:00,234 - Check the gate please. - Cut. 1143 01:17:03,045 --> 01:17:07,106 - Well, Cole... - I'm trying to help you. 1144 01:17:07,183 --> 01:17:09,583 Have you always been like this? 1145 01:17:09,652 --> 01:17:11,882 How you got this movie, I'll never know. 1146 01:17:11,954 --> 01:17:16,288 - Some other time we could go camping? - What? 1147 01:17:16,359 --> 01:17:19,021 - You know, just you and me. - Let's go. 1148 01:17:19,095 --> 01:17:21,029 Mitch, I'm lonely. 90847