Original subtitles

WHO ARE INVADING OUR HOMES.

GET OUTTA HERE AND FAST!

CHOMPS, EIGHTY-SIX!

ALL RIGHT! THAT WAS ONE SURPRISED BURGLAR.

WILL MAKE A GOOD WATCHDOG.

THIS BUSINESS IS ALREADY GOING TO THE DOGS!

KEEP AN EYE ON THINGS FOR ME, RASCAL.

GOOD BOY.

HAND OVER THAT BONE, TURKEY.

( barking )

AND GO PICK ON SOMEBODY YOUR OWN SIZE? GO.

HIM. DON'��T LOOK AT

SMART ASS.

UP YOUR POOP, GRANNY!

. HE DROVE OFF ABOUT FIVE MINUTES AGO

BYE-BYE, RASCAL.

MUFFIN!

MUFFIN! WHERE ARE YOU, MUFFIN?

NAUGHTY GIRL.

SORRY I EVER HIRED YOU AS MY SECURITY SYSTEMS ENGINEER.

WITHOUT SETTING OFF EVERY ALARM IN THE BUILDING.

ERE. THIS IS AN OFFICE BUILDING. THERE'��S NOTHING YOU'��D WANT H

YOU HEARD ME. HAND IT OVER.

CASEY, DON'��T PUSH THEM.

OKAY, NOW NOBODY MAKE A MOVE.

OKAY? ALL RIGHT.

BROOKS!

COME ON!

BRIAN...BRIAN, WAIT!

WITH A NEW SECURITY SYSTEM THAT WILL...

S. NO, IT WON'��T, BECAUSE I DON'��T WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT I

OPERATOR, GET ME THE POLICE. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.

. I'��M GONNA GO TALK TO HER

Y. THANKS A LOT FOR TRYING TO HELP. THAT'��S OKA

UH-OH, IT'��S HER AGAIN.

. THIS OUGHTA BE INTERESTIN'��

BRIAN...

RP. THEN LET HIM MARRY KEN SHA

ALL. I JUST DON'��T THINK HE'�� S BEINVERY FAIR TO YOU, THAT'��S

OKAY, SO SHOW ME!

HMM. I BETTER CHECK ON WHAT'��S GOING ON.

FORTY WHAT?

TA-DA!

WELL? WHAT DO YOU THINK?

SEVENTEEN.

FORTY-FOUR.

SIXTY-SIX.

UH-UH.

( whistles )

THAT'��S RASCAL.

OKAY.

AM I SEEING DOUBLE?

FORTY-EIGHT.

EIGHTY-SIX.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

UH-UH--AN ELECTRONIC WATCHDOG.

TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.

ROLL OVER ON IT?

A LOT MORE.

( phone rings )

NORTON IS NOT BLUFFING.

E. NOW LET HIM WORRY FOR A WHIL

SO, THEN I TRIED OUT THIS DOBERMAN MODEL.

IT'��S WORSE.

) ( Casey chuckles

AND EVERYTHING LOOKS...

BRIAN, HOW CAN YOU TELL THEM APART?

WELL, I'��M PROUD TO SAY... IT'��S DIFFICULT.

THAT I GOT. COME ON.

( whimpers )

TO REPRODUCE ANY SOUND I CARE TO PROGRAM.

( gunfire )

( train whistle blows )

( explosion )

INCLUDING X-RAY VISION...

AND EVEN SUPER STRENGTH AND...

US! BRIAN, YOU'��RE A GENI

LOOK, LOOK.

MM-HMM.

MUFFIN.

IS COMMAND TWENTY-ONE.

N? WHAT'��S HE LOOKING AT, BRIA

MUST BE SOMETHING OUTSIDE.

( roaring )

GET!

COME ON!

COME ON!

( yelling )

( blaring sound )

( roaring )

( gunfire )

( gunfire )

EIGHTY-SIX!

OH, UH...

M SURE. UH...I'��M SORRY, I'��

UNTIL I CAN CHECK OUT HIS CIRCUITRY.

TWELVE, CHOMPS.

BRIAN, C.H.O.M.P.S. IS TERRIFIC.

LOOKS LIKE RASCAL'��S JEALOUS.

FOR THE BOTH OF THEM PUT TOGETHER.

GIVE ME A DIME.

? WOULD YOU GIVE ME THIS

YOU GOT THE NUMBER?

OOH, THAT WHISTLE'��S BLOWIN'�� MY MIND.

CHOMPS, WHAT IS IT?

( machine beeps )

HEY, WHERE'��S HE OFF TO?

IT'��S A BIRD, IT'��S A PLAN E, IT'��S SUPER DOG!

( honking sounds )

( siren sounds )

( horses approaching )

( train approaching )

( truck horn honking )

IT'��S HER FAULT!

I DON'��T KNOW. THAT'��S H IM. HE JUMPED RIGHT OVER MY CAR.

THERE HE GOES.

I'��LL GET HIM.

HUH?

OH, WONDERFUL.

WHAT'��S HE UP TO?

( whimpers )

GEE.

THERE HE IS!

FORTY-EIGHT!

BRIAN, YOU'��VE GOTTA SHOW MY FATHER.

CHOMPS, TWENTY-ONE.

PLEASE GET BACK HERE AND LISTEN TO ME.

STAY RIGHT HERE.

HAVEN'��T WE?

NOT QUITE.

! CHOMPS, TWENTY-ONE

. IF I'��VE SEEN THAT DOG ONCE I'��VE SEEN IT ONE HUNDRED TIMES

TO GET THIS STUPID MUTT OFF MY CHEST!

THERE'��S A MERCEDES HERE.

"IF I'��VE SEEN HIM ONCE, I'��VE SEEN HIM--"

RIGHT. THAT NUMBER...

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

BRIAN, THAT'��S WHAT HE'��S DOING NOW.

( sound of horses approaching )

( sound of siren blaring )

( siren continues )

Y. LET'��S FOLLOW HIM ANYWA

( engine revs wildly )

( honking continues )

P. MY FAVORITE PLACE TO SHO

UH-OH, TICKET TIME . LET'��S GO.

( siren continues )

NOW THAT'��S GOTTA BE NEWS! LET'��S GO, CHUCK!

ON US. STEP ON IT, WILL YA? THE MUTT'��S GAININ'��

M. HEY, HE'��S GONE. WE LOST HI

! HE TOOK A SHORTCUT

( sound of screeching tires )

LOOK AT HIM! WHAT'��S HE DOING?

HANG ON!

HEY!

GET DOWN! DUCK!

CHOMPS! FORTY-EIGHT!

. IT'��S THAT TRUCK IN THERE

E! EXCUSE M E! EXCUSE M

SCOTT ELLIOTT, KYOL NEWS.

. WELL, I'��D SAY THAT DOG IS DEFINITELY ONE IN A HUNDRED

CHOMPS, EIGHTY-SIX!

GREAT DOG.

THAT SHOULD BE MINE.

ALL RIGHT.

WELL, LET'��S GET STARTED.

CHOMPS, TWENTY-ONE.

THAT LITTLE DOGGIE IS GONNA STOP A BURGLAR?

THAT'��S RIGHT.

BUT...

OKAY, I'��M THE BURGLAR. SO WHAT?

CHOMPS, SIXTY-SIX.

LOOK OUT NOW!

NICE GOING, CHOMPS!

RP? NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK, SHA

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

I'��M SORRY TO HAVE TO BE THE ON E TO PROVE IT TO YOU.

YOU ASKED FOR IT.

CHOMPS, FIFTY-SIX.

( siren blares )

( growling and roaring )

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF CHOMPS?

I THINK I'��D LIKE TO GO HOME NOW AND RECOVER.

OKAY.

THE NUMBER.

. WE DON'��T WANT ANY PART OF IT

AND WE WANT IT!

LOOK, YOU WANT MORE MONEY, WE'��LL DOUBLE THE FEE.

THEY SAID THEY'� �D OFFER US DOUBLE.

HELLO?

MY PARTNER AND I HAVE DECIDED WE WANT TRIPLE.

. YOU, UH... DISCONNECTED THE PHONE

. GIVE ME A DIME

I'��M SORRY, BROOKS.

OKAY, OKAY, RELAX.

FLIGHT 158 FROM NEW YORK NOW ARRIVING AT GATE 53.

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'��RE DOING?

DO YOU HAVE A DIME?

. GET DOWN. THE COAST IS CLEAR

( water splashing )

COME ON!

BRIAN, LET CHOMPS LOOSE.

TWENTY-ONE.

GOOD NIGHT, SIR.

NEW ELECTRONIC SECURITY TEST IN EFFECT AT THE SAME TIME.

COME ON. SH!

EM. AS LONG AS THERE'��S NO FLASHI NGOR BEEPING, THERE'��S NO PROBL

SH! DON'��T BLOW IT.

( alarm blaring )

( gunfire, siren blaring, growling, roaring )

( both yelling )

WHAT ARE THESE THINGS?

( beeping )

AT THE GOLD KEY DEPARTMENT STORE.

OKAY, COME ON. LET'��S MOVE.

COME ON, LET'��S GO!

( sirens blaring )

FANTASTIC, CHOMPS! FANTASTIC!

AND CHOMPS GOT '��EM.

WHAT MORE CAN HAPPEN TO US?

ARE YOU KIDDING?

PARK SYSTEMS!

GOOD THINKING--THIS IS ONE TIME WE DON'��T WANT ANY LEAKS.

REALLY?

BYE.

HI, CASEY.

I'��LL SEE YOU AROUND, CASE.

I STILL THINK HE'��S A CREEP.

N. AND I SAY YOU'��RE NO GENTLEMA

( sound of tape rewinding )

AND WE HAVE AN ARGUMENT.

P. ALL I SAID WAS HE'��S A CREE

WELL, HE IS A CREEP.

YOU DON'��T GIVE ME ANY TROUBLE WHATSOEVER.

THAT'��D SOLVE ALL MY PROBLEMS.

I THINK I'��D BETTER LEAVE Y OU PROGRAMMED FOR WATCHDOG.

CHOMPS, TWENTY-ONE.

SHE'��S HAVING LUNCH WITH HI M RIGHT NOW.

( barking )

Monster:DOUBLE TROUBLE.

( roaring )

UH-OH, DOG CATCHER.

WHAT A SETUP.

( barks )

BYE-BYE, BABY.

GOT A BLACKJACK, OLD BUDDY. TWENTY-ONE.

THAT'��S TERRIFI C, MR. NORTON.

! I'��VE GOTTA SEE CASEY FIRST

NOT TO ME IT ISN'��T!

CK. I'��LL BE RIGHT BA

AHA!

YOU CAN DEPEND ON IT.

LOOK, I DIDN'��T MEAN HALF THE THINGS I SAID.

THIS IS THE OTHER HALF.

I DON'��T KNOW. WHY DON'��T YOU FIND OUT?

CHOMPS IS GONE.

WHAT NOW?

TWELVE!

TWENTY-ONE? HE MUST BE OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE.

LET'��S HOPE THEY HAVEN'��T STARTED YET.

OKAY, CHOMPS, TWENTY-ONE.

COME ON, BOY, THIS IS YOUR BIG CHANCE.

TWENTY-TWO.

FOUR?

! WATCH HIM. HE'��S A KILLER

THAT'��S ALL A PART OF HIS DECEPTIVE APPEARANCE.

E. YOU GO RIGHT UP THER

O. ALL RIGHT, ALL SYSTEMS G

ON! GO ON, CHOMPS. GO

WOOD PANEL.

HE ALSO SAID THE BUTTON WAS BEHIND THE DESK.

THIS IS IT.

GIMME THE STUFF NOW.

THEY GOTTA BE IN THE OFFICE BY NOW.

COME ON!

ANY SECOND NOW.

MAGIC TOUCH.

CHOMPS, TWENTY-ONE!

S? HOW'��S IT COMING, BROOK

GO! GO, BOY, GO!

THIS THING'��S TOO TOUGH. WE'��RE GONNA HAVE TO BLOW IT.

WHERE IS THAT?

FAT CAT, HUH?

WE HAVE EXACTLY THREE MINUTES BEFORE THAT THING BLOWS UP.

Both: THREE MINUTES!

( beeping )

COME ON.

THAT WINDOW!

CLIMB ONTO THAT WALL! COME ON!

HURRY, BRIAN!

EXCUSE ME.

T! YOU'��RE PUSSYCA

GO! GO!

GO, BOY! COME ON!

( sirens approaching )

DO YOU KNOW TODAY IS CHOMPS'�� DAY?

CASEY, GET BACK!

OH!

. OH, BRIAN, POOR CHOMPS

I'��M AFRAID IT'��S TOO LATE FOR THAT, RASCAL.

ES. BRIAN...BRIAN, LOOK AT HIS EY

HIS EYES.

THERE'��S STILL A SPARK IN HIM.

CASEY...I DIDN'��T PUT THAT SOUN D IN HIS COMPUTER TAPES.

ICAN.

WITHIN A MONTH, I HOPE, SIR.

FORTY-NINE!

AT LEAST IT HASN'��T SHOWN UP FOR A WHILE.

OH, WELL, THIS DOG WHISTLE ALWAYS BRINGS HER BACK.

A WHISTLE.

A WHISTLE!

HEY!

WELL, I THINK I'��D BETTER GO HOME NOW.

WHAT'��S HE UP TO NOW?

( sound of gunfire )

OH, SHIT.