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Ling Shi Wing, the most

outstanding student of the great Kung Fu

master, Huang Feihong.

The grace, power, and deadly

efficiency of his martial art and the

inventiveness of his keen mind leave

lesser fighters trembling at his display.

His achievements are many.

The tiger conquering fist.

The first step to Hung's diamond,

famous for close, repetitive attack.

Sure, but unpredictable as the falling

leaf.

The Master Hung's stressed footwork.

Always sure, but ingenious.

The Tiger Crane Fish.

The best practice material in all Kung Fu

with the tiger claw, the crane fist,

double attacks and lightning kicks.

In its rhythm, the trained eye will find

the horse paces, the unicorn paces,

the flying triangle, and the fish gill

paces.

His unlucky opponent learns well the

sensation of death by drowning.

The iron thread fist is more subtle

still, hard within socks,

driving, but jagged, steadily

overwhelming, one inch at a time to

block, transform, capture,

and engage in a flowing pattern of 12.

One dozen motions for external attack,

internal strength.

Oolong's eight twig stick captures

the eight essential frozen motions of the

thrusting sphere.

From armpits to extremity,

extremity to two rights, two

rights to four phenomena, four

phenomena to eight divine twigs of power.

Attack from four directions.

Collapse the four corners. The miracle

of notion overwhelmed.

Hey, you got a treat, no woman like that?

It's none of your business. That woman

owes us hard money. How much is it?More

than she has. Did you just wait?I

pay it back! Ohh You want an insulting

cheater! Damn you! Why the hell

don't you try to mind your own business?

You piglet! Now get

out! No way!

Hey, come on. Why don't you come here?

Come on, let your friend. Some

other time, perhaps. Other time. Now you

run. HuhCome on. Let's see you pay the

old woman. Pay her. What?Me pay

her.

And pay her well.

ohh Hey! You know what you gave me?

Three lovely dollars peanuts! Ten more!

Okay, more.

Now please, mother. Why can't I?Let me

go. Please let me...

Now, stupid!If you mess with me again,

or any of your boys here, you know what

I'm going to do to you. I'll take your

hand! I'll crack the car! Now go! Go! Get

out of

here!

What?Oh, what?you see my

pulp?Ohh

I'll

take that one. You're all right then. You

think it's 10?That one. You've

got it. There you go. How about that then?

Boy?Yeah.

Go on. HuhYou should have told

me.

What's wrong?Oh.

Now, me lovelies, we'll scrape.

You're eating it now, sharp thing.

Not me. You'll love it.

It's that big fishmonger.

Oh, shame. Where's that wing this morning?

I don't know. They're queuing for his

pork.

Come on. Come here. I've been

waiting all morning. Ohh

What a lineup.

Why don't they eat fish then?

If they had any decent sense, I'd eat my

sweet pork. We haven't got all day.

Delicious fresh pork here. Let's go.

Where'd they find that?

All right,

gather around here.

Here's for

you. What are you doing?

You can't sell this year like that. Where

do you get it?

What do you mean, where'd we get it, huh

Hey?Where'd you get it?

Old man, get out of here now!

You cheat! Yeah, why did you hit him?

Hey, suck me. EhYeah. Hey,

it's mine!

HuhShow me your name tag, Heathead.

Where's yours then?Hey, eat shit

man. You know I say it's got

four legs and one ass huhGuess

that makes it all right. Wait a

minute.

This ant killed it. Huh

But we found it, didn't we?Damn!

You stole our pig! No, nobody, no,

no You got

him,

you stole it! Owen, what's this then?My

pig, they stole it! Ohh They stole you,

pig! Let's give him hell!

Okay, friend, let them go. What now?These

bums here, when I catch them stealing,

you must be blind. Ahh!

Li Tersha.

Ciao a biao. Are

you ready and willing to join the Wushang

Martial Arts School?If

so... May heaven be

merciful to you.

The great Wu Zhen Sheng. Let us

begin.

We will tell you to proceed on

what to do. Listen carefully.

Have you the red packets?Yes, yes,

yes, yes

Master.

Now you two will devour a

chicken ceremonially.

What the hell's he mean, devour a chicken

ceremonially?Shut up. Every

great institute has its regulations.

Ours is to bite a chicken. Bring the

chicken. Ohh What can

we do?It was our idea to come here and

now we're stuck with it.

This isn't how my mother serves it. Not

mine either. Here goes.

Ohh Wet feathers.

They bleed for you. And now then,

let us learn something of your future.

Bring the sticks.

Oh, mine is twenty-six.

Twenty-six, is it?Then you must die.

Say aye, you must, you must go

in the very same way that your ticket

just did.

Oh, mine is nine. Nine's your number.

Sometimes nine is good to get.

But with your number nine, I

suppose you may suffer wherever

you go. Something your hands will know.

At night, crows will rip your fingers

out. Oh, oh please no. I just

hurt them yesterday. Oh, have mercy.

We've both suffered. Uh

You do not expect mercy here, do you?

You have entered the viper's nest, my

poor little men.

ohh

Well done. They will soon know how I can

treat them. We have shown them the power

I have over them.

Yes, I'm coming!

Now, let me tell you, this man was a

wonder in the market here today. It's an

honour to be here. It really is. Our wing

is very great. Yeah, that's

right. Thank you. Thank you.

This is yours.

Thanks, thanks.

I'll tell you, he took all of them,

locked them to the left, and to the

right. Bark.

All of them he had there at one time.

First he tossed them this way,

and then this way. He showed them how a

real man can come out and fight! Oh

no, there! I'll tell you what I

saw, sweetie. That our

wing hit like so and said, You boys, get

out of my sight, that's all. You really

are a very brave man, you know that,

don't you?

Obviously you were watching me very

closely. I'm

not talking to you, I'm talking to him,

so why don't you go away?Now why don't

you have as much as you'd like to eat?You

must be tired of your fight today.

Perhaps he'd like something else.

My dear, you're just a little jealous of

my boy. He's a man, you're only half.

What?You've got a nerve.

I was in the middle, jabbing and racking

and jiving and snapping. I stepped right

in. And gave them one of these. Before

they could groan, I broke another bone.

You bet I did. Then I

gave them one of these. And could I have

a next stance, please?Ohh I could show

them who's a man. I was doing the

fishmonger stop. You were great. Come on.

You call for the fishmonger?He's there.

But

for God's sake, fishmonger, that's good

food!Hey,

delay. I'll get you another bowl just

like it. I just wanted to show these

people what kind of shit I've been

through today.

Hello, Father! Come quick,

everyone! They're destroying ourselves!

Holy shit Come, friends. Let's keep on.

Stop

that! Stop that!Oh my god,

you recognise those pastors there?He's

racking me!

Mr. Ma, it's those two jokes there!

Who is that clown with the gimpy eye?

Oh, listen to them bad-mouthed, great

teacher! I know you're gonna kick their

assholes in! Well,

just check out the gimpy-eyed one. He's

staring at us. Peeping, I'll call that.

You laugh too soon, thin monkey and fat

pig. My eye sees you. Eat it,

man! Listen to that! He can't talk to you

like that! I'll have a slice of you,

monkey. And you, Parker!

Get the bathroom now!

You wanted your pork, now you eat it!

You'll pride you no limits before this.

Now you'll show some respect.

How are you?I've seen one than the

other.

Have you bursted her enough?HuhHuh

You want more of that?Hey, you watch your

mouth fast.

Now for some butchery, ehYou calm

them, and I'll eat the dish.

So long. Pussycats.

Greetings. You've done your work.

Now on your way. We haven't had our way

with you yet, hot stuff. You're next.

Get him!

Who's next?

You are quite the big shot. Against

boys, at least.

Meaning?Hey, let me show you a more

frightening game.

Look at that, some hands! Wicked!

Is that enough for you?Oh,

fine, fine, fine! Ohh

Did you

see that?Who is he?How can you be as

stupid as you are?You're both as stupid

as each other. He's the only doctor in

this area. Didn't you know?

Go on.

Argun. The medicine.

Now, this is for internal use, this is

for external use. Don't mix them.

Master Ling, what do I owe you?Ohh, you

forget it. We're neighbors. Bye-bye now.

Thanks. Thanks.

Argun, that's all now. Yes, sir.

Master Ling! So, you two

are here. It's left over

from the other day. Ah

Maybe you have some internal injuries.

Yeah. I'm aching

and he's aching too. We're both in a lot

of pain right now. So we came to see you

here.

We'll try acupuncture.

Do what you must. I'm stiff in this leg.

And weak in the other. I

can't. Yes, acupuncture will fix you up.

Ohh Those in me.

They have power. You must stand it.

No pain. It doesn't pain me.

No pain. I stubbed my toe.

Oh, your ribs are next.

In a moment you'll feel better. Ah

You're here too. You need treatment?

No, No I'm okay.

Don't love me. What's on your mind?

Something else?

Ohh You're not really sick,

are you?No, Master Link.

Tell me what you want, my friend.

Well, we want to learn Kung Fu from

you. Right,

whenever we have any trouble,We want to

be able to handle ourselves like you do,

to be as quick and strong. Isn't that

right?Yeah. Kung fu will bring you

trouble. Uh, well, for

self-defense. Yeah.

You'd better go now. Oh, now don't

say that. Well, stay with me, you creep.

We need his help. Get on your knees. Go

on, get down. Sir,

what is the meaning?Please be our master.

Help us to fight. Already. You know so

little.

Relax and fly.

Now what can I help you with?Do for you.

I'm waiting.

Teach us your moves. Give us Kung Fu.

Now watch me.

Listen. One must learn the nature of the

spear.

You want to learn, eh

Hey, let me out of here. What's the

matter?Ohh

It's not.

Come

on. Come on

ohh

What's the matter?Lost something?

Owen, why don't you, why don't you help

me?MeNo way! But I've helped you out.

Did you see his moves?Well, I'm so-

But you help me! Go on.

Well, still in. HuhI'll take his coat

now. No hard feelings.

Surely. Right.

Thanks.

A free lesson.

Need me now.

Hey, that's not fair to put it on one

egg. You think not?Watch more.

Ohh

Now, you won't soon get up.

Dead. Now you live again.

Something on your shoes?

Come on, you can do better. Yes. Are you

crazy?He's true at the yard. Come

on! Goodbye now.

Goodbye.

After all I did for them.

Huh

There's a fight.

Hey,

video, stop

that. What do you think you're doing?

Hey, you nuts!

This is my fight. Get out!

Get out! I own

it on a... Go on, get your fat ass out of

it or I'll flog you instead.

Get

out! You're out of the pen, little piggy.

I'm coming back! Hold it!

Have patience. I was just

going to introduce my young stick to you

right now. Right now.

Fishmonger! Better a fishmonger than an

old sow. Ohh

Think you know where I might go?

What's the matter?I

said you want my stick. What's this?You

want my stick now?

Wow, you've made two sticks for me. I'll

always remember that.

Ah This looks

good.

Hey, come on, you must be

joking.

Owen, hey, put that away.

Ho, ho! Ho, ho! Ho,

ho, man, our boat! Hey, boners

Hey, what do you say?Well,

breed yourselves today. You personally.

Hey, my boat was there. Yeah?

Never mind. They're not ready yet.

Try again later. That's what you think?

No, but breed on this.

She's right there. Not

today. Great. Enough of this tech about

breeding some pigs. Take your hat, Arpo.

I've got work to do. Take it

easy. Come on.

See this?A weapon of mine.

Sweet! Here! What?

WhatUh, what's wrong?Our wing...

Look over there.

Hey, your broom will do the trick. Go

on. Go ahead.

Why don't you give it a try?You scare

them more than me! You scare me! Oh,

please, come on, just this once.

Good morning, children. Sick.

Oh, brother, help me! Baby, don't do it!

Oh, no. Help.

Help me. What?What

huh What's

with this moron?

That's a boy. Go, go down. Come on,

a pig.

Get him, Po! Go on! Get him!

Oh! Ohh

Join in!

You're done!

We'll fix you, you asshole

Ah

Hold still, though.

Well, well

Perhaps you shall practice your hands.

Your feet don't seem to be much good,

don't you think?Yeah. They're

pretty damn useless. You can allow

yourself these injuries. A

giant beat me. Ah, you saw a

giant with big fists

and big toes and a big nose

too. And he attacks,

like a roaring mountain. You're

dreaming. You're dreaming, you are, while

I do the fighting.

Oh, I see. You're

fighting. And who, pray tell, are you

fighting?A giant!

Rhinocerie. Ten!

Silence!

We're all up, shit crate.

Without a bloody paddle.

Our opium is gone.

And so is our source of income.

I'm leaving the town tomorrow.

So keep this place in order.

Do you understand my words?I'm counting

on both of you to do it. HuhOh, yes,

my good master. Until you come back.

I'll treat you today, my

friend. Thanks.

Here's tea. What?

This water's cold. What's up?

It's cold for you. I'll kill you today.

I've had enough of this. Come on.

Well, there you are, my dear friends.

Let's go out the window stamp straight.

Let's

go. Well, now what do we do?Better pray

for help.

Oh

no.

I'll win!

You haul him! Right!

Why don't we do?Oh my god! Mr. Sit down!

I don't think I'll call for that!

oh I don't like the looks of this guy.

Get

out

of him! Get out!

Get out!

My friend, who did this to you?Wu Jin and

Shane's getting tours to shreds. They've

got our wing back there. How many

were there?Oh, 20, 40, I don't know.

They've got our wing.

Breathe, our wing.

Breathe, my friend.

A wing.

Quick, quick, come quickly.

My God, it's a wing.

A wing. A wing. A wing.

A wing. Please...

don't be dead.

My best friend, my finest friend...

Off me! You're not

dead. Hey, do I look dead?What do you

think?Right, you...

Damn you guys. You scare me.

Hey, Owen! Won't I go today?

Huh

My pigs are dead. You take them.

HuhAlone?They kill them all.

But we won't forget. It's a crime and

they'll certainly pay for it.

Keep cool. Maybe another day.

Right now, you're both a mess. Better run

on home. I'll be sure and come.

Keep your noses clean. Uh

You stay here.

Don't go out for some time. I think

you'll be safe. Ohh

They have slaughtered.

My pigs always lost. You still

have your friends. Be brave.

Oh, oh, our old kung fu must be

better. Only then can we have

revenge. Hey, you always

go looking to kung fu, but kung fu has

put you in this situation now. Look at

yourself. Feel the--

Great friend, teach us more Kung Fu.

You still want more of this?For

self-defense.

Arwink, I'm still at the learning stages.

How can I teach you so much?Let us

learn as you have learned. Oh, you have

so much time?Well, I began so

early. I was five years old.

Like this, like that. When I was ten.

I learned Yungchun. At fifteen.

The Hungsfest. I still study it now.

Who was his master?Uh..

We must be geniuses. We had

no master, you see, so we taught

ourselves.

Master.

Eat something. Okay. Now

show me.

ohh I created it.

It's... It's my way. Come

on.

hmm Are

you the genius?

He's the genius. I'm just an idiot.

I'll wait.

It's your turn now. Show me.

Let's go.

Hop, hop, hop,

hop,

hop, hop.

But no footwork. Huh

Hey?That's the way I do it!

Owing. You must make a better

attempt. To be frank,

it's lousy. You must have footwork

to fight hard and well.

Now... You're like a blind fly.

No grace or motion at all. That's my way!

Here! Didn't you hear what he said to you?

Wait! I think...

that you can learn. The genius isn't

dumb. Oh, here! I will! Greet your

master!

Fishbanger, how does it look?

Just practice. Don't shout. But

does it look stable?

Well, not bad.

Hey, what did you kick me for?Sorry, but

you'll have to do better than that.

Remember, Master Ling?What can I do?

Something.

Uh.. I've got it.

I'll pout.

Peter Breen?Yeah.

Ohh Not that little one. No,

we need you. Me?Yeah.

Come on.

Now, to test your stance.

First take position here.

Now I'll pull... on top

of him. Ohh No! Him on

me?You're crazy. You said

you had a pig to breed. Hey,

why don't you two work together for your

own good?Now you get down there and he'll

get on top. Go on. Give me

your ideas.

Hang

on.

Yeah. Now,

try and hold that for half an hour.

Easy, huhReally easy, huh

You really do torture me.

What?You must be

joking saying something like that.

I don't believe it.

ohh

Damn it, who the hell told you to get off?

Can't you do anything properly?

What about this

one?Let's

go. Come

on.

Kung Fu, Dung Fu, Mung Fu, Tung!

Kung Fu! Hit me!

Tung Fu! Tung Fu!

Mung Fu! Kung Fu!

Kung Fu! Kung Fu!

Owing!

Faster! What kind of

progress have you made?Great leaps, look!

Hey.

That's fine.

In this stance, he can support our power

on top of him. Can you really?Hmm

Show me.

Will you look at the footwork?Look at

that balance. Look at that grace.

All right, next.

Too good, am I?

Is

that the way?

Ah,

now you're learning something. Ah,

shit though.

Try again.

Master! Please have mercy! Mercy?

You want mercy and kung fu?I have a

simple way. A simple way?

Show me.

HuhThat simple, all right. Then

catch it when it falls. That simple.

So simple.

One more time. Try.

Simple, huhHuh Catch it.

Are we?Why don't you try it?

Think about it.

It's not simple.

You keep busy. We work our asses off.

Ah You work for

nothing, and then one

time it comes to you.

Skill and beauty, but not for free.

I imagine maybe you can

do it. If you work at it,

hard.

So there they are. When the master finds

out, they'll be finished. Let's go.

For my honor, my men.

Yes, indeed. Do you

remember the last time?Broken

legs, dangling there, you looking a right

fool?No way! Before?What

about now?Eh

This time, I have something

for you. A sharp, bright, shining little

spear. You take it, you spear the fish,

and you bring them back here.

This practice thinking.

One more. Here we go.

Wait, hold on a bit. What about me?

You catch. Me.

Don't touch. Ready?

Ha! No, I didn't drop it yet.

Hold on. All right. All rightAll right

now. Stop it now.

It fell too

fast. You threw it down. Oh,

sure I threw it.

You shouldn't throw it. It's more than

you've got between your ears. Hey, come

back here. Come here.

One more time.

I got it! With my own two hands! Do what?

Keep trying. Yeah.

Ohh Yeah,

yeah,

yeah

better of

a distance. Let's go.

well

Let's go. Nice

underwear.

What

should

we do now?They'll be footwork.

Any shoes.

Let's go.

What, you pricksOhh

In my sea. Whales

are like tadpoles, sharks are

like gnats, and you are

like the pale piss of a nat's egg.

Look at your face, scabby as a monkey's

assWho's there?

Your ever-obedient slave march in suit,

master. We found him wrapped

in the jungle. You three bastards

will swallow my spear. Damn you!

Great one, we are blind in your

sight. Show us how to

see. You see?

Yes.

I tell you, I

might find use for you very soon

indeed. A shipment

of my sweet bricks

will be coming from Macau.

Take care, great one. You know that opium

trafficking is prohibited.

You stupid imbecile. They can't

prohibit me.

Owing, you go through it now.

When you do, do it well.

Not bad. You show me now. You.

Sure.

Is it strong?

You have done well, but there's more to

do. No?

I'll show you.

On top. Now you.

Now, is that looking more your style?

That's all right, don't you think?

Hey, we've gotI need you some more pork

tonight. To hell with you. You think I

like your stinking feet?

What?

What

You Rascal! I'll lose my teeth! Me too!

See how he flew away?All right, more

drills.

Hey, Batman, can we get something to

scrub?Not yet.

Uh,

sure, I eat fish, you eat fists.

ohh What do you want?

One drink will do you good. Not me.

Oh, you above all.

I'll play a game for you. Fingers. Chop,

chop, chop.

Chop the lap down. Ohh

Here we go.

Have some more. Go on,

have another more. That's

disgusting.

Get out of here.

What's

the

matter?My

phone.

Puss. Shut up.

You're poor. You're the puss.

yeah You call for my line!

Puss! Puss!

Puss! Earpus!

There you are.

Here, I found you. You little devil.

Come on, come on

Huh

It's broken into. Not a mortal in thebox.

Stop! Uh............ Excuse

me. Fuck offYou're disturbing me.

Get lost. No, it's on, huhTake that.

I'm a winner. Yeah, again. What do

you

want?HuhThe chief!

OK?Chief, go

inside. Are you sure?

We can go in?No luck.

Get in. Sure?

Who's in?You?You Yeah, it's the right...

Is that right, Chief?

We're reporting. I have much

confidence.

Wrap me up,

don't

yell it out. I'm in...

Hmm.. Hmm.. No way! Imbecile!

Oh, sir, we've come to report.

Report! Woving off,

kidnapping, rape case. Chicken theft?

Be bored what?Placers?No, not like that.

It's opium. Oh, ohh it's...

Opium?Genera?

You're the inspector?What do you got, kid?

Opium. A ball for?

No, solid bricks. You

s-solid b-bricks?

We found them in the forest. We came to

report it. Right.

Oh, where is it?

We took it to our home. We can show you.

Ah, blue bricks.

huh

Get with the damn show. They're out,

but... We'll bring you here! Yes.

Come on.

Fishman. You brought them back here.

Hey, didn't you?Of course I did. Are

we?

Then where have they gone to?

Oh. Oh.

Well, push me to it.

But sir, it isn't there. It

isn't there, it isn't there. And I'm not

here.

Pray! Pray!

Find it! Sir!

You and your bright ideas about

going to the police station?

Huh

Those two are to be locked up. We came

to tell you about the opium. Is that what

you did?

You may both run wild

this time. Next time

you're in my damn cage.

Let's go. Ah

Is that some officer?They're not an ass

Now, where did you find this

brick?It was behind us, where I live. Uh,

I'll buy them. If you

show me the place.

All right, I'll show you. What are we

going to do about that opium?

Nothing. Your honesty is worthless. Mind

your own business for once.

Huh

What's up?Where is it?What's he

want, Shane?Some little bricks.

Bring them here.

You can see

them.

OK, move them now.

ohh

Well, what is it?For you, a

message. A man says that... He won't have

your life. Who?Wu Jangsheng.

Where is he?He's not far from here.

This way. Not far.

Wu Jing Ching.

Why?

I have reasons known to you.

The truth?Pay me.

Ah

Oh, genius.

He's gone to fight Moodle Singh.

I will have his head.

Ma Seling! Ma Seling!

Owen, even Ma Seling could have trouble

with the evil Wu Jun Sheng. And faith,

Owling is strong.

Ohh Where is he?

Marceline! Master! Don't

play! Look! A wing!

What?Look!

Come on, come on Oh,

no!

Master, master!

Owen. Bastard don't leave us.

Revenge. Wu Jingxiang. Quickly,

get him out.

Come on.

Your platform is greatest, friend. I

ain't. We need more eggs. I'll get some

for breakfast tomorrow. I'm hungry.

Get a basket full now.

Ah

Wu Jian Cheng.

Yes. You know my name. Like the

devils. Your life for that.

Go away! Ah

Now both of you can die.

Oh oh my god, I feel foolish! And now?

Who's about enough?He will know the

strength to be foolish!

Take your shirt off.