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30,000-year-old drawings were found

It confirms that people used sex toys for sexual pleasure

This proves that sex games have been invented since ancient times

Oscar

Again I took my toothbrush, dear

I'm sorry

I hope you start using your mattress

That's why it was made, I like it

You must fly your beard

Why ? Don't you like it?

I was thinking I'd let it grow and grow like a pirate beard

Could you take it seriously?

If you don't fly it then

I won't shave my leg hair for too long

Won't you? - Oscar, please stop.

Come back to this, what are you doing?

That's enough, enough

He started

- I don't care who started.

- I don't care. - Listen to your mother's words.

How much really help me, my companion

You know what? I really need a full-time nanny

Childcare is a kind of modern slavery

Emerged because of the exploitation of the capitalist system, Barbara

Why do we need a housemaid?

While I am being exploited for free

Please make sure your mobile phones are switched off

I remind you that its use is prohibited now

Thanks

Just give me a second

Does little Oscar want to go out to play?

No tonight not sweetie

It was a long day

Come on

I spent all day thinking about you and what we could do

Guess what I want you to do to me?

Curse

I can not sleep

Darling, my jaw hurts

Help me here, come on please

I know, I'm sorry, I'm a bit absent-minded

I'm sorry

you know what? I visited my natural healing friend

She told me that ginseng and pomegranate juices are good for such things

So let's drink ginseng and pomegranate juice

Illiterate

- Come on. - Mom, I want to pee.

to late

Sorry sir, you should return to your seat

one minute please

Now sir we're about to land

I want to be with you on a day like this, my love

Why?

... better travel or organize weddings instead

Don't think it's that easy

In fact, travel is very tiring

I don't know if I've collected

Brush my teeth

I finally got the approval of the song coordinator

"Tell him to start with a song" for your love

That's what couples ask

- Look at this, how wonderful.

They don't even manage to breathe. How do they do that?

Adriana

- Sergio? - I can't believe.

what are you doing here? Weren't you in the US?

Yes, but I'm fed up and promised now

I present to you, Sienna, my love

Hello Hello-

This is my partner, Barbara.

- I know, we should go.

Still with Oscar?

- Come on, Adi.

Listen, we must meet I'll be here in Mexico

I will give you my card-... I know, really must

Yes, I come

These are you can call me anytime

Yes, tell Oscar and everyone, including your partner

Yes, send me a message

OK

Sergio

- Who is that handsome man?

Your friends in secondary are more handsome than my friends

I won't say that

But he was one of the most handsome friends gets a sweetheart every week

He seemed very happy to see you

We were close friends, maybe he'd like to talk to me, just that

- And do you want to talk to him?

- Talk, Adri. - Stop Papara, that's embarrassing.

- From here? - Where?

From here, hurry, we are late

Therefore, what the Lord has gathered, no one will divide him

The rings, please

These things make me cry

Lots of love flows

- We did a lot of work, didn't we?

I love my job

You can accept the bride

Clap the couple

Waiting for you at my house on Thursday, tell everyone, Sergio

Yes, I'll tell them, kisses

Are you sure you don't want anything more powerful?

Not my friend, don't worry, this is better to keep my mind clear

My friend Sergio just sent me a message

He invites us all to dinner at his house

- Why me?

Oscar hates going for this kind of partying

Excellent, you can count on me

This is a good excuse to get rid of the children for some time

Yes

In a couple toast

Kiss, kiss, kiss

- Didn't you miss this? - What?

Whatever brings them together, all this love?

I thought you and Oscar were happy

Yes, of course we are

I would not have found a better husband and father than him

... so that sometimes

I wish he wasn't obsessed with being himself all the time

You know?

When we moved to live together, Liu and I

I think I was feeling orgasm once I heard his voice

Oscar spent all day with me when we were in high school

Later we got married and then stopped doing it

What a coincidence that we meet Sergio Morales at the airport

Are you sure you didn't like it?

Of course I liked it, sure all girls

But as friends only, we were very different

Our relationship would never have worked

Why do you remember him?

I didn't, you mentioned it

Oh really?

Well maybe I did that

Have you ever imagined being a traitor?

No

No, no I will not betray Oscar

This is your destiny

You are very sensual and it is difficult for you to be a wife but very sincere and you can not be a prostitute

All these words are tattooed in my ass

excellent

For a drink together, Gabriel brought me a tequila

I'll drink it if

Come on

- Cheers.

- Hello, dear. - Hello.

The wedding was so wonderful

Everything was perfect

By the way, there was no rain as the meteorologist said

It was expected to rain heavily

- And how did you get things done?

Gosh, what a mess

Fire now, fire, run

- Just run quickly. - You want an orange?

Yes Yes

Please go to the right we will attack from there

Attack, I run I run

Mom, Mom, you scared me

You scared me, why did you approach me like this?

What have you done? We have been talking

- You don't want an orange?

No

I'm back guys

- Mika, did you see....? - Dad, Dad.

I swear to you, I just need to kill one

- Really?

Watch

Hi

Hello, how was your trip?

And how was the wedding?

I missed you

- I just traveled for two days. - But I missed you.

The house is not the same as your absence

I wander here like a dog without its owner

Listen

Guess who I met at the airport

- Who? - Sergio Morales.

Who was with us in high school, do you remember him?

Yes

I thought he was working in the US right?

As an alternative representative of Ryan Gosling

Yes, but he came back

He invited us for dinner on Thursday

I don't want to

We won't go right?

- Why?

OK

That might be amusing darling

I know that Sergio was tomorrow, but...

- It was what? - He invited us all.

It would be nice to do something different right?

Mika, help me

I die, help me, help me

Everyone will go with their wives

I would be alone if you didn't come with me

Or I can stay here if I want to

My God

Okay we'll go

Just for a while, because I don't want you to miss the appointment

I love you

Mom Mom, that's nasty

Aren't you supposed to kill dragons?

They are giants who eat spirits and have killed them all

I try to be a very wonderful mother but I don't succeed

Well, you have to be more patient

My God

Just be patient

Mika has an artist spirit like me.

But Oscar does not have any atom of a technical gene

And yet they understand well

You know what? As if I have teenagers in my house

Men never mature

By the way I forgot to tell you that I came across Sergio Morales at the airport

Oh really? - He was with us in high school.

How do? - Wasn't he an assistant to Tom Cruise?

Well I encountered him accepting his sweetheart Vienna or Siena, it does not matter

- Is it still handsome?

OK

You'll see him, because he invited us to dinner on Thursday

I can't on Thursday, I must attend a party

Come on (Gabby) you should come

It's a meeting of school friends, you can't miss

Wait

- Why are you laughing?

I remembered when I discovered that Sergio admired Nicole Kidman

Your hair is dyed red

I just painted a few tufts in red and it suits me very well

You even curled your hair

For this I want you to come to see his beloved Megan Fox

Never resemble Nikon Kidman

I'm curious now

I will try to convince Valentin, but you know

- Hello.

Hello my love

how are you, hello-

Petite, how are you?

Hi

- How was your day?

I practiced with Adriana, and then later came to work here

How was your gossip share?

Actually it was a gossiping session - really?

Adriana met her old love in high school

He was studying with us and then went on a journey through the world

See who you know.

He invited us to dinner at his house on Thursday and I agreed, what do you think?

We must attend a concert by Schubert

- Shit, I forgot. - Did you forget or what?

I forgot, and agreed, okay

Well, I'll tell Adriana that we can't come

That would be amusing to imagine that we haven't met in years

- What?

We'll go meet with your high school friends, and let's go to the party another day

- Really? - What do you think?

Yes I love you

- Let's have dinner?

Yeah, open a bottle of wine. I'll finish what I do and come

Let's go, come on

For dinner

- Leave that bow aside.

- You hurt yourself.

- I can't smell your perfume. - No, it's all good.

-You did.

My God

Barbara, come let's go

Come here, stop throwing things

Listen I have ice cream, if you do well you will get it

are you sure?

Have you heard that?

It is complete silence

It doesn't matter what you say, but we will hire a full-time nanny

Papara, you know very well my opinion on this subject

Hey Liu, I love you but I'm not happy

This must change

Either we hire a full-time nanny

Otherwise I swear I'll leave you alone with your children

Adriana is here

It is fun being always driving

- Can't Oscar lead or what?

Hello Hello-

We all arrived at the same time

This is the best that can happen to our arrival at the same time

- What did I get?

- Is this a cake?

- Hi Barbara. - How are you?

- Hey, Gabby.

- Hi Liu. - Hi Barbara, how are you?

Hello, welcome

How are you doing?

How are you Morales? You haven't changed

And you too, how are you?

Almost okay, I became a bit obese

Good evening, nice to meet you again

- Adriana.

- Do you remember Gabi?

- It's been a long time.

This is my husband Valentine.

Pleased to meet you

How are you?

- That's my husband, Leo. - How are you?

Nice to meet you, thank you very much for inviting us

Thank you for coming, please

Thanks

I leave my wife's authority separately

- It's pasta.

You must have good parties here, right?

Order just like today

How wonderful to be here

welcome

- Hello. - You want mescal?

- Yes, please. - This is Sienna.

Barbara, Leo, Gabe, Valentine

Adriana and Oscar

- Well, that's just a warm-up.

To you

- And here?

- Your apartment is so wonderful. - Thanks.

In fact, it was left to us by a friend who lives in New York

- It's really great. - But just until we find our own house.

But okay

Let's go to the kitchen. Consider yourselves at home

Are you fine?

This is for you, still fresh

For me? It must be a chocolate dessert

not exactly

Oh my God- it's made

Fertility is carved from ancient Peruvian sculpture

- I hope you like it. - It's amazing.

Gabi sculptor distinct and very wonderful

- You made it?

My followers will like this

Siena, for the love of the Lord let them rest a little

Come on, come on, we'll start drinking

I have to take a picture of this now

- Your skills have evolved a lot. - Really?

look at this

Oscar, could you bring me a bottle of wine above the table

The manager is talking

Thank you

Some pasta

Thank you

It's delicious I'll put it there

- Drink tequila with me. - No, I prefer wine.

Come on

Really, I'm fine, I'll be back immediately

What do you do?

- Don't you remember? - What?

Completely

I love the back of my lover

come on my love

- I'm sorry I... - Don't bother.

behave well

- It's hard for me.

A little bit of a kaleidoscope for you

To you

Adriana really screwed that day

You even vomited but I took care of you

It was delicious like this wine, brought by a colleague of mine

- It's been a long time.

Who wants some wine?

Do you remember the drink we were given at the club we were going to?

Yes, I remember

Well hey that's enough

Enough talk about your experiences in school that I do not understand anything

Please

Why don't we play a game, Valentin give me the goblet behind you

Well Well

What game?

What game?

"I never did." - How is it played?

What do you mean?

On school days

Valentin was used to playing Monopoly in real homes

- Shut up, Communist. - Well, it's not complicated.

When it's your turn you say you've never.... never never that

Anyone who answers gets a chance

- Okay.

If, I never never

I didn't go to Acapulco

What I meant to say is that you never never

Never had sex with a donkey in Acapulco.

Well now you know Sri, in your health

How disgusting you are, you haven't changed

The name of the donkey was Patrick and he was great

Come on now really it's my turn

..... without taking into account your new partners

I never had any sexual fantasies with someone in this room

I must admit that this is sexual fantasy

He suddenly appeared during the last hour

- In your elite, Sienna.

Excellent, Leo

Well let's take this game if to the next level

... why don't we play

Game consoles?

Listen, Siena, they're not like that

They are like this

like what?

- We're like that. - Of course we're like that.

- That's like what?

... it depends on

we are like this

Oscar.

Well if excellent, to see

Let the women get their keys out and put them here in this jar

The keys to your car or your home, any keys

Now the men will close their eyes

They will pull the keys randomly

I'm first

Well excellent

- What's next?

You will sit next to the person holding those keys

Who are you?

- It's mine.

- We'll win this game. - Come here.

I got the smartest guy in the room

- And now?

We will have sex all night

With the person who owns these keys

- You're kidding, aren't you?

- She's kidding.

No way