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♪ Ooh‐ooh‐ooh
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♪ Thank you
For being a friend ♪
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♪ Travel down the road
And back again ♪
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♪ Your heart is true
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♪ You're a pal
And a confidante ♪
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♪ And if you threw a party
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♪ Invited everyone you knew
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♪ You would see
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♪ The biggest gift
Would be from me ♪
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♪ And the card attached
Would say ♪
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♪ Thank you
For being a friend ♪
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♪ Thank you
For being a friend ♪
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♪ Thank you
For being a friend ♪
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♪ Thank you
For being a friend ♪
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Hey, Sophia,
isn't that sauce ready?
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It's coming, it's coming.
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My God, I haven't
cooked this much
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since I worked
in Mussolini's kitchen
during World War...
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...since the Feldman wedding.
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Okay, man.
I'm ready to help.
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Uh, okay. Oh, yeah.
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Stick your hand
in one of those chickens,
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and pull out the giblets.
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(laughs)
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Man, get out of here.
(chuckles)
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I mean it, man.
Stick your hand
in there, come on.
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I'm not sticking
my hand in there.
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Roland, I told you
I needed help
in the kitchen, man.
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You're the one
that volunteered.
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What are you afraid of?
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Everything that's in there.
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Look, there's three things
I don't do.
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Number one,
I don't squish bugs.
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Number two, I don't answer
guys in the bathroom
when they ask,
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"Hey, does this look
normal to you?"
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And number three,
I don't stick my hand
in dead chickens.
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What do you mean,
you don't squish bugs?
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I don't. I "shoo" them.
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(chuckles)
You "shoo" them?
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Hey, I just shoed one, too.
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Let me understand this.
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If you saw a little spider,
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you wouldn't just squish it
and flush it down the toilet?
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‐Mmm‐mmm.
‐Oh, man, you're crazy.
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‐I'm crazy?
‐Ah.
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‐Really? Okay.
‐Yeah.
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Let's say that
you squish this spider
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and then you flush him
down the toilet.
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But what if
he's not really squished?
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And when you close your eyes
and flush him down the toilet,
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he hides on the side
of the bowl...
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You know? Healing from
this partial squish.
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And then, one night,
when it's dark...
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and he's strong...
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you sit down...
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and when you are
most vulnerable,
he gets you!
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‐So?
‐So then you're standing
in the bathroom asking some guy,
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"Hey, does this look
normal to you?"
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(phone rings)
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Front desk.
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Oh, yes, Mr. Burrows.
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Yes, I know
there are supposed to be
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eight chicken fingers
in an order.
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I'm sorry
you've only got seven.
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Well, my God!
Since you lawyers got here,
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all you've done
is threaten to sue.
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No. No, no, no.
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It will be my pleasure
to give you the finger.
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Bye.
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Oliver, run and take
a chicken finger up to 215.
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Gotcha.
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I hope we never
have a convention
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of personal injury
lawyers again.
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‐They're driving
everybody crazy.
‐Oh!
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Thank goodness
they're leaving on
the 6th.
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Uh‐uh, they check out
on the 9th.
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No, the 6th.
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I wrote it right here in my
"Scenes from St. Olaf" calendar.
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Isn't that a wonderful picture
of the salmon
swimming downstream?
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Rose, salmon swim upstream.
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Oh, dear! They are
checking out on the 9th.
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(chuckles)
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And look how horny
the fish look this way.
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Well, we have a problem.
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I just took a reservation
from a group of judges
from Jacksonville.
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They arrive on the 8th.
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Oh, honey,
the hotel is sold out.
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Why, Chuy's been screaming
that he needs more help
in the kitchen.
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If those judges come,
we'll be overbooked.
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Well, it's just
for one night.
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There must be
something we can do.
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Rose, we cannot check in
one more person.
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We don't have any rooms.
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Hello. I understand
you're looking for help
in the kitchen.
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Uh, here is my resume.
I am a chef.
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Uh‐huh.
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Well...
You're very well qualified.
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Why don't you just go
right through there
to the kitchen.
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Tell Chuy
that Blanche said
you'll start immediately.
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Ah.
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You know, when you hold
the calendar this way,
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it's a herd of live cows.
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Uh, Blanche at the desk
said I should
come in here to work.
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Welcome aboard.
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Stick your hand in a chicken.
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Get out of here, man!
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Get out of here
before I cut your ears off!
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Hey, wait, you guys
know each other?
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Yeah. I caught him
in bed with my wife.
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You sure it's his ears
you want to cut off?
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Go on, get out of here, man.
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Get out of here!
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‐Hey, Chuy‐‐
‐Hey, I'll take care
of this, okay?
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Hey, come on, man.
Why do you think I came here?
I just wanna talk to you.
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Oh, sure.
Let's talk, man.
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What've you been doing
since I found you in my bed
with my wife under my binky?
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I mean my blanket.
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Binky is Spanish
for blanket.
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So, look, just get of here.
'Cause you're not working
in my kitchen, man.
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Whoa, hey! Sorry, pal.
But the lady out front
gave me a job.
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I mean, you can't fire me
just because you don't like me.
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‐Oh, yes, I can!
‐No, you can't!
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No, I thought
this whole thing out
before I came here.
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And if you fire me,
that's called, uh,
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firing somebody
without cause.
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You can't do that anymore.
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So, what are you gonna do?
Sue me? Huh?
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Where are you
gonna find a lawyer
to take a case like that?
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‐Oh, my goodness.
‐What's the matter?
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Oh, it's from
the insurance company.
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It's the check I sent them
and our policy,
both marked canceled.
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I knew it. They canceled
our liability insurance.
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Now, why would they do that?
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Remember when
Rose covered the pool
before everybody was out of it?
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Yeah.
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Well, apparently,
this guy's still
having bad dreams.
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The insurance company
settled with him out of court,
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and, now, they're not
gonna renew our policy.
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As far as I'm concerned,
we ought to be
the ones suing.
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We're the ones that had
to repaint the side of the pool
to get out those scratch marks.
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Look, Blanche,
all I'm saying is
we gotta be careful.
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I mean,
without liability insurance,
if we lose a court case,
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we could lose everything.
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Okay, let's go, let's go.
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Oh, listen, honey, I do hope
you called those judges
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to tell 'em
we don't have any room.
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I think I figured out
how we can fit
the judges and the lawyers
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and keep everybody happy.
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Really?
What's your plan?
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Oh, it's not
really my plan.
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It's a plan that was
devised in St. Olaf
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during the big
monkey trial of 1945.
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The big monkey trial?
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Oh, yes.
And it's a good thing
we were able to find
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a jury of his peers,
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or we would have convicted
the wrong big monkey.
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Oh, that trial caused
such a flap in St. Olaf.
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It seems that
Mrs. Ingovar's monkey
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somehow got hold
of a typewriter.
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Anyway, he got
a little lucky,
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and he typed out
a self‐help book called
Healing the Monkey Within.
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Of course, everybody
wanted to see that trial.
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I mean, we were sitting
on each other's laps.
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We had to double up.
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And soon the verdict was read.
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What happened
to the monkey? Ow!
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He was found guilty
of intelligence.
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So the townspeople
shaved him.
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It turned out okay, though,
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because Mrs. Ingovar
became rich
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passing him off at carnivals
as a man from Mars.
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What's the point
of all this?
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Well, I guess the point is
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if you want
to make some money,
shave your monkey.
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How does it help us?
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You really haven't
been listening, have you?
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We have to double up.
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Now, if the three of us gals
share a room,
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and if Roland and Chuy
and Oliver share a room,
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we'll only have to have
one judge and one lawyer
share a room.
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‐Fine! Do it!
‐Ahh!
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Hey, Blanche,
wait a minute.
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I'm not gonna let you bring
more guests into the hotel
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when we don't have insurance.
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Listen, we are finally
making some money here.
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We are booked up.
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I‐I think
it's worth the risk.
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But don't you think this is
a decision you should make
with all your partners?
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Oh, honey,
I would never know
how to track them all down.
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Oh...
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You mean my hotel partners?
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Mmm‐hmm!
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It's okay.
I'm in charge.
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Hey, you guys,
can we get lunch
going here or what?
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He still won't talk to me.
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Hey, would you talk to a man
who had sex with your wife?
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Chuy, I just wanna
get the lunch served.
I don't care what he does,
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as long as he
washes his hands afterwards.
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Let me ask you.
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If you found your best friend,
someone you grew up with,
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in bed with someone you love,
wouldn't you be mad?
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Well, I‐‐ It would depend
on the circumstances.
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Maybe they'd been to a dance.
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And maybe they'd both
had too much to drink.
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Maybe he'd just said
he was going to show me
his appendix scar.
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Stop judging me!
Stop judging me!
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Chuy, you and Dolores
were already separated, man.
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I knew how miserable
you were feeling.
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That's why I went over there
to talk to her, man,
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to explain to her
what you were feeling.
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Oh, that makes perfect sense.
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You wanted to know
what I was feeling,
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so you started
feeling my wife, huh?
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No, man,
it wasn't like that.
It just happened.
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So, what do you want,
Rubin, huh?
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You want my blessing?
You want me to say
you can have Dolores?
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Well, go ahead!
She's all yours.
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I don't want
to be with Dolores.
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I want to be with you.
You're the one I love.
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Now here's a twist
I wasn't expecting.
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‐Come on, Blanche.
Come on. Come on.
‐Wait, what?
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I miss you, man.
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Don't you miss us
hanging out together?
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I'm not forgiving you, man.
I can't.
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Come on. Chuy. Ever since
we were six years old.
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You remember when we met
in Miss Hernandez' class?
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I mean, you've been
my best friend.
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I still remember that day
you walked in that room.
(chuckles)
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You had that great smile.
You're always laughing.
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You remember that day, man?
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You stole my crayons.
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‐What?
‐That's what I remember.
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You stole my crayons.
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First my crayons, now my wife.
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Everything I ever loved
to play with.
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When am I going to learn
you're a thief?
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You've taken enough from me.
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Oh, no, thank you.
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00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:36,797
Well, what are you
so grumpy about?
240
00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:38,365
The only insurance policy
I can get us
241
00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:40,033
isn't gonna protect us
from anything,
242
00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:41,602
and we're still
overbooked, Blanche.
243
00:11:41,635 --> 00:11:43,403
But Rose is still trying
to talk that lawyer
244
00:11:43,437 --> 00:11:45,138
into sharing a room
with a judge.
245
00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:48,075
Oh, come on.
It'll be just like
going to summer camp.
246
00:11:49,643 --> 00:11:52,012
I remember meeting
my new tent mate.
247
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,680
We had so much fun
248
00:11:53,714 --> 00:11:56,149
playing "lose Rose
in the forest..."
249
00:11:57,651 --> 00:11:59,720
or "dump Rose
in the middle of the lake."
250
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:03,957
And then, somehow
I'd make it back,
251
00:12:03,991 --> 00:12:06,293
and everybody
would be singing Kumbaya.
252
00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:08,629
Oh, what do you say?
253
00:12:08,662 --> 00:12:09,663
Forget it.
254
00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:12,633
We'll give you a free room.
255
00:12:12,666 --> 00:12:14,935
There's a reason I can buy.
Okay, I'll do it.
256
00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:17,971
Oh. Let's see.
You'll be sharing
a room with a Mr. Angel.
257
00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:19,339
That is,
if it's all right with him.
258
00:12:19,373 --> 00:12:20,774
(motorcycles revving)
259
00:12:27,748 --> 00:12:29,983
I'm sorry, boys,
but we're all booked up.
260
00:12:30,017 --> 00:12:32,152
We have reservations.
261
00:12:32,186 --> 00:12:34,755
We're the judges
of Jacksonville.
262
00:12:39,726 --> 00:12:43,163
I spoke with a woman
named...Rose.
263
00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:46,967
She's Rose.
264
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:49,937
Get rid of them.
265
00:12:51,572 --> 00:12:52,573
Um...
266
00:12:53,841 --> 00:12:55,275
Your Honors, uh...
267
00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:58,579
Hi!
268
00:12:58,612 --> 00:13:00,614
Listen, I made a mistake.
269
00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:03,250
And we really
don't have enough room.
270
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,718
Uh, I mean,
if you stayed here,
271
00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:06,620
you'd have to share
a room with him.
272
00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:08,255
And you wouldn't
wanna do that.
273
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:09,790
Sounds like fun.
274
00:13:11,225 --> 00:13:12,993
Oh, it wouldn't be,
he's a lawyer.
275
00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:14,661
Great!
276
00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:17,197
I hate lawyers.
277
00:13:18,899 --> 00:13:21,668
Well, okay, I'll need
your full name, Mr. Angel.
278
00:13:21,702 --> 00:13:23,604
Angel of Death.
279
00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:30,244
Angel O'Death.
280
00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:31,478
An Irish boy!
281
00:13:33,547 --> 00:13:36,016
(chuckling)
What a silly
little mix‐up.
282
00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:38,185
I guess, of course,
you won't want to be
staying with us tonight.
283
00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:40,220
(chuckles)
Oh, I'll stay,
284
00:13:40,254 --> 00:13:43,123
But if anything
happens to me,
this hotel is mine.
285
00:13:56,837 --> 00:13:58,472
Everybody ready
for lights out?
286
00:13:58,505 --> 00:13:59,940
Yep.
287
00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:01,508
I don't know
why I'm sleeping
in the middle?
288
00:14:01,542 --> 00:14:03,911
I like to get up
during the night
and drink some water.
289
00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:06,647
Uh‐huh. Then you like
to get up later in the night
and let it out.
290
00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:10,350
Only sometimes
you don't get up.
291
00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:22,496
Oh, I hope that lawyer
and that biker are okay.
292
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:25,832
It's a shame how
society has to kowtow
to those hooligans,
293
00:14:25,866 --> 00:14:29,136
those no‐goods who prey
on decent people everywhere.
294
00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:30,938
And the bikers
are just as bad.
295
00:14:34,608 --> 00:14:36,343
Well, I guess, we really
don't have to worry.
296
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:38,178
I mean, even if
that lawyer sues,
297
00:14:38,212 --> 00:14:40,447
we're covered by
our insurance policy.
298
00:14:41,748 --> 00:14:43,050
(sighs) Girls...
299
00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:45,385
I'm afraid
we have to talk.
300
00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:48,222
What's the matter,
Blanche?
301
00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:50,524
Oh, I wish there was
some other way
to tell you this.
302
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:52,125
We have no insurance policy.
303
00:14:52,159 --> 00:14:53,994
What do you mean
we have no insurance?
304
00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:55,963
The insurance company
canceled our policy,
305
00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:57,931
and I'm having trouble
getting us covered.
306
00:14:57,965 --> 00:15:00,434
What does this mean,
Blanche?
307
00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:02,202
It means,
if that lawyer
should sue us,
308
00:15:02,236 --> 00:15:03,604
or if Rubin
should sue us,
309
00:15:03,637 --> 00:15:05,572
if we have any kind
of legal problems,
310
00:15:05,606 --> 00:15:08,108
we're likely
to lose everything.
311
00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:12,179
When did work become so hard?
312
00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:14,982
We have to worry about
every little detail.
313
00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:17,417
(sighs) Did the laundry
deliver all the sheets?
314
00:15:17,451 --> 00:15:19,419
Did I get all the keys
back from the guests?
315
00:15:19,453 --> 00:15:21,722
Did you check for swimmers
before you covered the pool?
316
00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:25,893
Exactly.
317
00:15:29,730 --> 00:15:30,731
Excuse me.
318
00:15:36,170 --> 00:15:39,573
(straining)
...forty‐seven,
forty‐eight,
319
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:43,143
forty‐nine, fifty.
320
00:15:43,177 --> 00:15:44,711
(breathing heavily)
321
00:15:44,745 --> 00:15:47,181
‐Sit ups?
‐You bet.
322
00:15:50,684 --> 00:15:56,023
Roland: (straining)
One, two, three...
323
00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:58,258
‐Hey, slow down.
Slow down, man.
‐Roland: ...four...
324
00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:04,965
five, six, seven...
325
00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:07,534
eight!
326
00:16:07,568 --> 00:16:08,869
Oh, no, thanks.
I just did.
327
00:16:12,406 --> 00:16:14,775
Man, what are you doing?
I thought you said
you wanted to pump up.
328
00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:16,510
No, I said plump up.
329
00:16:18,846 --> 00:16:20,714
Hey, besides,
nobody trusts
a skinny chef.
330
00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:21,882
What are you talking about?
331
00:16:21,915 --> 00:16:24,084
All the great chefs are porkers.
332
00:16:24,117 --> 00:16:27,187
Prudhomme, Beard.
What's that other dude's name?
333
00:16:27,221 --> 00:16:28,755
Uh, Julia Child.
334
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:33,093
Guys, your tent's ready.
335
00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:36,163
Hey, Oliver,
why don't you sleep
in the tent, man?
336
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:37,698
You can pretend like
you're out in the woods,
337
00:16:37,731 --> 00:16:39,066
‐get a little
camp fire going.
‐Yeah.
338
00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:41,535
I'm a city kid.
I hate the woods.
339
00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:43,337
There are bugs in the woods.
340
00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:45,839
Oh, then I'm definitely
not sleeping in the woods.
341
00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:48,976
Look, wait a minute,
you're just a kid,
342
00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:51,011
and we're two big,
strong men,
and we're tired.
343
00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:52,079
Now get in the tent.
344
00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:53,113
I'll sleep in the tent.
345
00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:55,616
‐Good night, everybody.
‐Good night.
346
00:17:03,557 --> 00:17:07,127
(sighs) How can I
forgive Rubin, man?
He slept with Dolores.
347
00:17:08,562 --> 00:17:10,731
‐(sighs)
‐I know, man.
348
00:17:10,764 --> 00:17:14,134
No argument here.
It was wrong,
totally indefensible.
349
00:17:14,168 --> 00:17:17,137
But carrying around
all this anger
is killing you, man.
350
00:17:17,171 --> 00:17:19,406
And it's changing you too.
I miss the old Chuy.
351
00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:23,610
‐Look, Ruben was
my best friend.
‐Yeah.
352
00:17:23,644 --> 00:17:24,878
It just hurts too much.
353
00:17:26,313 --> 00:17:29,383
You just can't get
that close to a man overnight.
354
00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:31,218
Yes, you can,
if you just try.
355
00:17:40,861 --> 00:17:43,297
You're right.
You cannot get that close
to a man overnight.
356
00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:47,668
(both singing)
♪ Kumbaya, my Lord
357
00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:51,405
♪ Kumbaya
358
00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:54,942
♪ Someone's singing, Lord
359
00:17:54,975 --> 00:17:57,911
♪ Kumbaya
360
00:17:57,945 --> 00:18:02,082
♪ Oh, Lord, Kumbaya
361
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:12,492
What in hell is that?
362
00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:17,197
‐My feet.
‐They're freezing!
363
00:18:17,231 --> 00:18:20,167
I know.
So I figured I'd put them
in the hottest place in Miami.
364
00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:28,642
Not without dinner
and a movie first.
365
00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:33,313
It's not like I'm walking
where no man's walked before.
366
00:18:42,756 --> 00:18:46,793
Ooh, I just had my favorite
abominable snowman dream.
367
00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:50,430
I still feel chills.
368
00:18:50,464 --> 00:18:52,599
Those are Sophia's feet.
369
00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:55,502
Hi.
370
00:18:56,470 --> 00:18:58,505
Well, move 'em, lady!
371
00:18:58,539 --> 00:19:00,140
Sorry I woke you.
372
00:19:00,174 --> 00:19:01,775
I wasn't really asleep.
373
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:04,478
I was just lying here,
thinking.
374
00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:06,680
You know,
in my wildest dreams,
375
00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:09,850
I didn't think
the hotel business
was going to be this hard.
376
00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:13,520
Well, actually,
in my wildest dreams,
377
00:19:13,554 --> 00:19:15,489
I'm carried off to the jungle
378
00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:18,559
by a gorgeous man
in a leopard skin loincloth.
379
00:19:20,661 --> 00:19:22,896
I haven't worked this hard
since I was a little girl
380
00:19:22,930 --> 00:19:25,165
on my father's dirt farm
back in Sicily.
381
00:19:25,199 --> 00:19:26,633
What did your father grow?
382
00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:27,634
Dirt.
383
00:19:31,205 --> 00:19:33,040
What are you doing, Rose?
384
00:19:33,073 --> 00:19:36,510
Making a tent.
Let's pretend
we're in camp.
385
00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:38,612
Oh, I'm just not
in the mood, Rose.
386
00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:40,480
I mean, how many
more times in our lives
387
00:19:40,514 --> 00:19:42,583
are we gonna get
a chance to play camp?
388
00:19:44,785 --> 00:19:47,487
‐Okay, Rose.
‐Hey! Okay, Rose.
389
00:19:47,521 --> 00:19:50,791
Although it would be more fun
if we had a boys camp
across the lake
390
00:19:50,824 --> 00:19:52,926
‐we could paddle to.
‐(Rose chuckles)
391
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:56,363
Don't worry. I have some
great new scary stories for ya.
392
00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:58,966
Oh, we're too old
for scary stories.
393
00:19:58,999 --> 00:20:03,270
This one is called,
"The day Dorothy quit smoking."
394
00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:08,008
‐Ohh!
‐Ohh!
395
00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:14,648
(tattoo needle buzzes)
396
00:20:19,453 --> 00:20:21,822
There, that wasn't
so bad, was it?
397
00:20:23,257 --> 00:20:25,092
I love it!
"Born to litigate."
398
00:20:36,837 --> 00:20:39,406
I need a shrimp salad...
from the winner.
399
00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:40,440
I'll get it.
400
00:20:41,842 --> 00:20:43,043
You two still fighting?
401
00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:44,845
Well, not too much longer.
402
00:20:44,878 --> 00:20:46,747
This is my last night.
403
00:20:46,780 --> 00:20:48,048
Aw, we're going to miss you.
404
00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:49,850
You seem like a nice person,
except for that
405
00:20:49,883 --> 00:20:51,685
sleeping‐with‐
the‐best‐friend's‐wife thing.
406
00:20:54,955 --> 00:20:57,658
♪ Kumbaya, Lord
407
00:20:57,691 --> 00:20:59,293
♪ Kumbaya
408
00:21:00,194 --> 00:21:01,628
So, you're gonna go, huh?
409
00:21:01,662 --> 00:21:03,030
Why not? You're not
gonna talk to me.
410
00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:07,434
Look, Chuy...
411
00:21:08,302 --> 00:21:09,937
I'm not perfect, man.
412
00:21:09,970 --> 00:21:11,405
And I'm really sorry
about what happened.
413
00:21:13,674 --> 00:21:14,741
Look, man,
for what it's worth.
414
00:21:21,648 --> 00:21:22,683
Crayons?
415
00:21:22,716 --> 00:21:23,917
Well, it's a start.
416
00:21:26,353 --> 00:21:28,021
Look, uh, I'm gonna...
417
00:21:29,223 --> 00:21:30,224
split.
418
00:21:31,825 --> 00:21:32,826
Rubin?
419
00:21:34,895 --> 00:21:35,896
Come here.
420
00:21:38,065 --> 00:21:41,335
Look, I'm not
doing this for you.
421
00:21:41,368 --> 00:21:42,836
I'm doing this
for the old Chuy.
422
00:21:49,776 --> 00:21:51,578
You're forgiving him?
423
00:21:51,612 --> 00:21:53,780
Oh, well, in my day,
424
00:21:53,814 --> 00:21:56,683
if a man caught his wife
in the embrace
of another man,
425
00:21:56,717 --> 00:21:58,852
he would never forgive him,
426
00:21:58,886 --> 00:22:00,454
Not even for something
as innocent
427
00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:03,590
as a New Year's Eve kiss with
an old friend of the family
428
00:22:03,624 --> 00:22:05,726
I had known for years.
429
00:22:07,794 --> 00:22:09,329
Stop judging me!
430
00:22:10,964 --> 00:22:13,400
I'm not a tramp.
I'm not a tramp!
431
00:22:24,244 --> 00:22:26,914
‐I do hope
you enjoyed your stay?
‐I did.
432
00:22:26,947 --> 00:22:29,249
(sing‐song) And I hope
you didn't find anything
to sue us for.
433
00:22:29,283 --> 00:22:31,685
Mrs. Devereaux,
every lawyer I know
434
00:22:31,718 --> 00:22:35,522
went to law school
because they believe
in the concept of justice.
435
00:22:35,556 --> 00:22:37,357
We're not in this
for the money.
It's not about money.
436
00:22:37,391 --> 00:22:39,826
(screaming)
437
00:22:39,860 --> 00:22:41,595
‐Blanche: Oh, Rose!
‐Don't move!
438
00:22:41,628 --> 00:22:42,829
Blanche:
Are you all right?
439
00:22:43,997 --> 00:22:45,566
‐Rose: I'm fine!
‐Blanche: Oh.
440
00:22:45,599 --> 00:22:46,867
My card, if you
decide to sue.
441
00:22:47,968 --> 00:22:49,770
Sue?
I won this place!
442
00:22:49,803 --> 00:22:51,271
You can sue yourself.
Are you incorporated?
443
00:22:51,305 --> 00:22:52,639
We don't have
any insurance.
444
00:22:52,673 --> 00:22:54,608
‐Oh...
‐(tires screeching)
445
00:22:54,641 --> 00:22:56,677
(car crashes,
glass shatters)
446
00:22:56,710 --> 00:22:57,845
‐If you'll excuse us.
‐Oh‐‐
447
00:23:01,248 --> 00:23:02,749
Honey, are you okay?
448
00:23:02,783 --> 00:23:05,652
I'm fine.
I just don't know
what happened.
449
00:23:05,686 --> 00:23:06,954
Sorry about that, Rose.
450
00:23:06,987 --> 00:23:09,990
I couldn't see you
over the towel cart.
451
00:23:10,023 --> 00:23:11,024
It was an accident.
452
00:23:13,060 --> 00:23:15,762
Don't you wanna hear the rest
of the monkey trial story?
453
00:23:15,796 --> 00:23:18,532
No, Rose.
Maybe next time
we're upstairs.
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