All language subtitles for The.Golden.Palace.S01E04.WEB.h264-WEBTUBE

♪ Ooh‐ooh‐ooh

♪ Thank you
For bein' a friend ♪

♪ Travel down the road
And back again ♪

♪ Your heart is true ♪

♪ You're a pal
And a confidante ♪

♪ And if you threw a party ♪

♪ Invited everyone you knew ♪

♪ You would see ♪

♪ The biggest gift
Would be from me ♪

♪ And the card attached
Would say ♪

♪ Thank you
For bein' a friend ♪

♪ Thank you
For bein' a friend ♪

♪ Thank you
For bein' a friend ♪

♪ Thank you
For bein' a friend ♪

Boy, business stinks.

Just three tables
all day,

and I've only made
seven dollars in tips.

I need to make
some money.

Maybe I should wear
a shorter skirt.

Maybe you should
just threaten to.

What silly little thing
do you need money
for now, Sophia?

Teeth.

Sorry.

Hey, but those teeth
look just fine.

They're loaners.

So what happened
to your teeth?

You may not know this,

but a lot of foreign beers
don't have twist‐off tops.

Hey, Chuy, you got
any old cans lying around?

Uh, yeah,
there's some in
the recycling bin. Why?

Well, I have to raise
50 bucks by Friday.

My class is going
to Water World
this weekend,

and it costs
$25 to get in.

‐Oh.
‐Well then,
why do you need $50?

‐Because.
‐Because why?

Because!

♪ Whoo, someone's
Got a girlfriend ♪

(mimics kissing)

Hey, cut it out, okay?

She's a friend
who happens
to be a girl.

♪ Ooh, someone's
Got a girlfriend ♪

(continues
mimicking kissing)

Hey, stop it, you guys.

What's going on
in here?

Nothing. Oliver's decided
to raise some money

for a very worthy cause,

his new girlfriend.
(mimics kissing)

All right. All right.
All right.

Hey, is everybody
busting your chops
about this, kid,

‐making that
"woo‐woo" sound?
‐Yeah.

Well, good.
You won't mind
when I do it.

Woo‐woo!

Hey, cut it out,
you guys!

Oh, we'll talk about this
later all right?
Man to man.

‐All right, well, later.
‐All right.

Sophia, you wanna
help me look for cans?

Sure, I got nothing
better to live for.

You don't have
to be sarcastic.

I wasn't trying to be.

Oh, God. I wasn't
trying to be.

I'm so depressed,
how am I supposed
to go on?

I'll split the money
with you.

All better.

Chuy, I need
five dollars quick.

‐Well, okay. Here.
‐Oh, thanks.

Uh, what's the problem?

You know that women
I was serving lunch to?

She doesn't have
any money to pay
her check.

Rose...

Now, I told you, you can't go
helping every deadbeat
who comes in here.

She's not a deadbeat.

Her name is Vivian,
and she's very sweet.

She just happened to
misplace her wallet,
that's all.

In any event,
you don't need money.
This is our restaurant.

If you want to pick up
somebody's check,
you just sign for it.

I know that!

I'm not stupid.

This is my tip.

Oh, Roland,

um, I'm here,
you know,

if you need any help
talking to Oliver
about dating.

Oh, yeah.

I guess it's
about time

I had that little talk
with him about...

You know.

Sex.

Oh, you can say it.
It's not a dirty word.

Go ahead
and say it.

(in creepy gruff voice)
Sex.

Okay. When Chuy says it,
it's a dirty word.

But still, we have
to face the fact

that Oliver's growing up,
and he needs the truth.

I know. I just
hadn't anticipated
this happening so soon.

I mean, just yesterday,
I saw him in his room,

making animals with Rose's
Play‐Doh fun factory.

And now, I got
to tell him about...

(in creepy gruff voice)
Sex.

Man, will you
stop saying that?

Look, I gotta have this big talk
about it. I just wish I knew
what to tell him.

My mama told me that sex
was a woman's duty.

(clicks tongue)
That was the word
she used.

"Duty."
(inhales sharply)

And I guess I've been
a proud little soldier
ever since.

Soldier? You're
a four‐star General.

I salute you.

Golden Palace.

No, sir. We don't
serve Chinese food.

This is
the Golden Palace Hotel,

You want
the Golden Palace Restaurant.

Mm‐hmm.

Another call for that
new Chinese restaurant?

Glad business is good
for somebody.

Seven bucks
in tips all day,

and then we get stiffed
on the old lady's bill.

"Left my purse
at home." Please!

I used that line
when I was in my '70s.

Well, whoever this Vivian is,
Rose sure does seem
to like her.

Probably because
she's been willing
to listen

to St. Olaf stories
for about an hour.

(telephone ringing)

Golden Palace.

No, we don't serve
any Chinese food.

This is
the Golden Palace Hotel.
(scoffs)

You get a lot of those
Chinese restaurant calls?

Yeah, at least 20 a day.

Really?

Twenty a day.

Ka‐ching!

So there we were,

just me
and Inger Johansson
on stage.

As the Mayor
of St. Olaf,

Gunther...

picked up the megaphone

and announced

"This year's
Miss Gouda Cheese is...

Rose Lindstrom."

Oh, Vivian,
I don't think
I've ever been happier

than when that band
played that polka,

and they put that
fragrant crown of Gouda
on my head...

That is the most
wonderful story

I can remember hearing
in a long time.

May I say something?

I...You remind me
in so many ways

of my mother.

We used to
do this a lot.

You know, have lunches
and just gossiping
and telling stories.

I'd forgotten
how much I missed
those talks.

Well, if you'd like,
why don't you
just call me "mama"?

That's what everyone
calls me anyway.

‐"Mama"?
‐Mm‐hmm.

All right. That's what
I'll call you from now on.

Would you like
more tea, Mama?

No, thank you,
Charlene.

‐Who's Charlene?
‐Well, you are, silly.

Honestly, Charlene,
I don't have time
for these games of yours.

Mama is very tired now.

Oh, my God.

Uh, Vivian...

Mama, did you have
a phone number

where I can
call your husband?

Charlene...

Daddy is in Germany now
fighting in the war.

But I'll
tell you this.

Mr. Hitler
better start running

if he meets up
with your daddy

before he has
had his coffee.

Mama's going to take
a little nap now.

Uh, will you walk me
to my room, Charlene?

Of course...

Mama.

If you'll just wait
one second.

Is that the woman
who lost her purse?

Among other things.

Uh, where's Roland?

Oh, he's
in the office.

Give me a key
to an empty room.
I'll explain later.

You'll explain
what later?

Oh, my goodness.
I know you.

Uh, well,
I'm Roland Wilson.
I'm the manager of this hotel.

You don't fool me,
Mr. Liberace.

‐Say what?
‐It's nap time.

I want to talk
to Liberace.

(chuckles)
Excuse us, Ma'am.
Rose...

I'm a little worried
about this.

Well, you don't
need to be.

You don't look
a thing like Liberace.

Well, except
when you walk.

Rose, I think your friend
has some problems.

Roland,
she's in trouble.

Maybe she was
abandoned.
I've read about this.

I mean, people dump
their elderly.

It happens
all the time.

Well, maybe
she's just lost.

But in any event,
don't get in
over your head, okay?

Now, I've gotta go to
the accountant. I want
you to call the police.

As of this moment, we're
all liable if anything
happens to this woman.

Okay.

‐Okay.
‐Mr. Liberace,

will you be
playing in town
anytime soon?

Ma'am, I'm not Liberace.

Oh, there's that
famous walk again!

‐The key.
‐Honey, I‐‐

Honey, she's just
a little disoriented.

She'll have a nap,
she'll be fine.

Why don't we
go upstairs?

Oh, the poor thing.

Can you imagine
living in that kind
of fantasy world?

Every day
I thank the Lord
I still have my mind.

(telephone ringing)

Golden Palace.

Oh, yeah.
We have, uh,
Chinese takeout.

Three orders
of moo‐goo gai‐pan...

Two wonton.

Your name?

Okay.

My name?

Who, me?

Yeah, that's it.
"Hu‐mee."

Hey. How much money
have you saved
for your date?

Who, me?

That name's
already taken.

‐How much?
‐About 30 bucks.

How would you like to invest
and make some
real money fast?

Count me in.
I'll get my money.

‐Hey you.
‐Who, me?

I don't want to
have to tell you again.

I'm Hu‐mee.
You're Hey‐yoo.

I like it.

Ka‐ching!

(telephone ringing)

Golden Palace.

Oh, yes, Mr. Gross.

One moo‐shoo pork,

and three pot stickers.

We'll have that to you
in less than
30 minutes or...

Or it'll take longer.

Rose. Rose, hold it.
Hold it right there.

Rose, an old woman upstairs
just asked me if she can swim
in my piano‐shaped pool.

‐Who do you suppose
that could be?
‐I have no idea.

Rose, Vivian's
in this hotel.

I don't know what
you're talking about.

Charlene, look.
Your favorite.

Bubbles.

And I'm offended
that you'd even
say such a thing.

Rose, why didn't you
call the police?

Because I knew they'd
put her in a shelter,

and I don't think
she can take that.

Rose, I don't think
this is a very good idea.

That's exactly
I said to my sister

when she wanted
to put mother
in a home.

But I let her convince me
it was for the best.

And it wasn't.

They took good care of her,
but she was scared.

And in a few weeks,
the damage
had been done.

I've spent
the last six years

wishing I had it
to do all over again.

So I've made a decision.

Until we find out
where she belongs,

Vivian lives here!

Rose, you cannot
keep Vivian
at this hotel.

I told you, Roland,

I have my reasons.
You wouldn't understand.

I know you think
you know what you're
doing, Rose‐‐

No, Roland,
I do know
what I'm doing.

Rose.

‐Rose, wait a minute.
‐Roland, no use.

You cannot talk to her
when she's that way.

She has a real
stubborn streak.

Seven years she worked
on that Rubik's Cube.

‐Seven years.
‐(whistles)

And that was just to
get it out of the box.

But seriously,
I'll go talk to her.

(telephone ringing)

Golden Palace.

You want
to change your order
to four pot stickers?

My name? Who, me?

No, I don't have a cold,

and I didn't take
your order.

Who would come up
with a ridiculous name...

Sophia! Sophia!

Ah, we need another
sizzling rice,

and we're getting low
on fortune cookies.

Okay. Got it.

What the hell's
going on in here?

Nothing.
Normal lunch.
Get out.

You're taking
those Chinese
restaurant orders.

Oh, I am not.

(speaking Chinese)

(responds in Chinese)

Okay, so I am.

‐Who is she?
‐Uh, that's Dr. Fong.
She's a friend of mine.

Uh, she's also one of
the best acupuncturists
in the country.

She also makes
a mean butterfly shrimp.

Butterfly shrimp.

Look, you can't do this.

We're doing this
for the kid.

He needs to raise some
money for his big date.

We're just
tryin' to help him out!

You know, so maybe
after his class trip,

he can take her
to a movie or something.

Oh, well, how much
have you raised so far?

$1,200.

Twelve‐hundred dollars
for a movie?

Popcorn?

All right,
here's the deal.

Pay Oliver back his money,
plus a little profit
so he can go on his date.

Pay Dr. Fong
for her work,

deduct the cost
of the food,

and give the rest
of the money to the real
Golden Palace restaurant.

What do you mean,
give back the money, man?
We earned it.

Chuy, you took
another man's business.
That's not ethical.

Hey, it's
a dog‐eat‐dog world.

Dog? No cook dog.

Rose, as for Vivian,
you know she can't
stay here.

Roland,
I stayed up all night
talking with this woman,

and even though
I don't know who she is,
I know her.

And she thinks
I'm her daughter.

‐Blanche,
what do you think?
‐$1,200 is a lot of money.

I think we ought
to serve Chinese food
all the time.

No, about Vivian.
What would you do
about Vivian?

‐Who, me?
‐Leave me out of this!

So, you want to know
what I think?

Vivian really ought to be
with her real family
right now

not a fantasy.

So, if there's a chance
they could find her, I think
she'd want to take it.

I agree. Now, Rose,
I understand how hard
this is for you,

but what if
there's someone out there
looking for Vivian?

And what if
they think she's lost
to them forever?

At least in a home,
there's a chance
she'll be found.

I'll call the police.
Excuse me.

(sighs)

Vivian's having tea
in the dining room.

I don't want to watch
when they take her away.

‐You're doing
the right thing, Rose.
‐I know.

Mrs. Nylund?

We're here to pick up
the elderly woman.

‐Her name is Vivian!
‐Yes, Ma'am.

Listen, we have
some papers
for you to sign.

‐Is there anywhere we can‐‐
‐We can use the back office.

Isn't there any way
she can stay with me?

I'm sorry,
Mrs. Nylund.

Don't worry, Ma'am,
she'll be well taken care of.

This way.

Would you like me to
freshen that up for you?

Thank you.

Where is Charlene?
I haven't seen her
since morning.

She cares for you
very much, you know.

You must try
to remember that.

She only wants to do
what's best for you.

We all want to.

What's the matter,
Consuela?

Oh, my goodness,
you're not pregnant,
are you?

Please. I can
hardly pass gas
without breaking a hip.

Well, you just relax

while I get you
a nice glass of juice.
Would you like that?

Sure, but not apple.
I'd like to walk out
of here tonight.

(sighs)

Oh, God, I wish
there was a way
out of this.

Come on, Vivian.

You're going
for a ride.

What? No, you got
the wrong old lady.

I'm Consuela...
I mean Sophia.

My name is Sophia.
Sane as a rock.

Come on. Test me.
Test me.

Okay. Let's go.
Come on.

Wait a minute. You got
the wrong old lady.

You got
the wrong old lady.
Help! Help!

You got the wrong lady!
I don't want to go!
Help! Help!

Don't listen, Rose.
Trust me, we did
the right thing.

I know. I know.

Hey, hey.

You ready to tell the kid
about all the birdies
and the bees?

Man, are you kidding?
I have read three books
on psychology,

four books on biology,
and...

‐Shelley Winters'
autobiography.
‐Ooh.

And might I add,
yuck!

Hey, man, you can't
teach a kid about sex
from books.

Especially with
the MTV generation.

Man, you need visuals,
which is why

I picked up these guys.

Puppets?

Chuy, I'm not
gonna teach Oliver
about sex with some puppets.

I wrote
this little puppet play
and everything.

Don't you want
to hear it?

I knew one day
my love of puppet plays

would get me in trouble.
Go ahead.

Okay, good.
You'll like this one.
Okay. (clears throats)

Uh, this is called
Long Day's Journey
Into Puberty

by Chuy Castillos.

♪ Ah, la‐la la‐la
La la la♪

♪ Da‐da da‐da
Da‐da da‐da ♪

Whoa!

(imitates car revving,
tires screeching)

Uh, excuse me, lady.
Uh, you dropped something.

My jaw! (laughs)

Uh, what's your name?

(in feminine voice)
I'm Susie Bad Girl.

(male voice) Ooh.

Susie Bad Girl.

I've heard about you.

There's a bunch of things
I'm not supposed
to do with you.

(in feminine voice)
Oh, yeah? Like what?

Uh...and then it gets
real technical.

What do you think?

Well, if you only see
one puppet play this year,

run! Don't walk to
Long day's Journey
Into Puberty.

Ayy! Thank you.
Thank you. Thanks.

Look, here comes
the kid.

‐Get those away.
Let me have those, okay?
‐Oh. Okay.

‐(in feminine voice) Bye.
‐Get out of here.

See you later, Chuy.

Uh, you wanted
to see me, Rol?

Yeah, Oliver.
Have a seat.

(clears throat)

Look, Oliver,
you're beginning
to grow up,

and as
you get older,

you...uh...

As the butterfly
soon turns into a‐‐a‐‐

a moth...

a young boy's
passing fancies

soon turn
to...pollen.

And, uh...in 1953,

Shelley Winters
met Marlon Brando

on the set of
On The Waterfront.

‐And then they‐‐
‐If you're going
to tell me about sex,

you don't have to.

They're teaching it to me
next semester at school.

(stammering) Oh‐oh,
well, you know,

if that's the way
you want to go
with this, okay.

But look,
if there's anything
you don't understand,

anything at all,
I'm here for you.

Well, I do have
one question.

Oh, God.

Is it normal
not to care about sex?

I mean, like Amy,
this girl I'm taking
to Water World.

I like her
just as a friend.
Is that normal?

Yes, that's normal.

That's perfectly normal.

Look, don't ever be
in a hurry to grow up,
okay?

You're just a kid
for a little while,
enjoy it.

‐Thanks, Rol. I will.
‐All right.

All right.

Chuy did his
puppet play
without me?

Who played
Susie Bad Girl?

Hey, I thought
they were taking
Vivian away.

They did, Oliver,
about an hour ago.

No, they didn't.
She's outside.

Oh, there you are.

Oh, no.

She came back, Roland.
She must've escaped.

‐It's a sign.
‐No, if she'd escaped,

the police
would've called us.
Something else happened.

Well, I don't care
what happened, it's not
going to happen again.

From now on,
Vivian lives here,
and that's final.

Where's Sophia?

You‐you don't think
they took Sophia?

Oh, we've got to
straighten this out.

Hey, what's the rush?

I'm home!

Mama!

Charlene.

You had me
so worried.

Charlene was looking for her
down at the shelter.

After an hour, I finally
talked these guys into
bringing us all down here.

Mrs. Petrillo, again,
I apologize.

And I'm sorry
I made you frisk me
so many times.

Yeah. It's not
like we're even.

Sophia told us
what you did.

You probably
saved Mama's life.

I was worried sick.

I've been looking
all over for her.

‐Thank you.
‐Oh, no. Please.
It was a pleasure.

Your mother's
a wonderful woman.

You promise you'll bring
Mama back to visit us?

We will.

Oh, Mr. Liberace.

My daughter has never
heard you play,

‐and I was wondering‐‐
‐Look, ma'am,
really, I‐I can't.

Come on, Lee.
What do you say?

Oh, what the hell.

(I'll Be Seeing You playing)

Isn't he wonderful?

♪ I'll find you
In the morning sun ♪

♪ And when the night is ♪

♪ New ♪

What a coup. Liberace
and Eydie Gorme.

♪ I'll be looking
At the moon ♪

♪ But I'll be seeing

♪ You

(all applauding)