Original subtitles

Hold up, everyone. Make yourself rich,

sir. One dollar becomes clear. It's a

foggy for everybody.

You okay with you again?Where's my

dumplings?

Come

out here, Kate.

You, Kate. Hey,

get your ass off rare. Hey, until

I get hold of you, I'm gonna show you.

I'll kill you! Come here, kids!

You dummy,

huhOhh everybody!

He's going to kill

me. Look out.

Come back here. I'll get you.

down here. Come on down now, I'm telling

you. I'm gonna kill you. Get down. I'm

not coming down. You're gonna have to

catch me first. Come on, son. You

climb up.

Be careful. You

might fall down. I'm steeping you.

wine. Hey, hey, hey

Here's your wine, sir. And

for you. Yes, sir, it's for you, yes.

Thank you, sir.

After this. This way, that, please.

Who said you could come in here?Now, get

out of here. Go on, get out. Go on. Uh,

what do you call this?

Why, that's money. Looks real enough to

me. Well, if you've got money... Come on,

please.

Now, what would you like to eat?I want

some stewed fish, some steamed fish, some

fish with garlic, and then I'll have some

fish soup. Uh-oh. Why so many

fish?Because fish is good.

You don't eat fish, and that's why you're

so skinny. You won't live long, you know.

You whippersnapper, you dare insult me?

Yes, right away. Waiter. Yes,

sir. Master, you call me?

He wants one stewed fish, one steeled

fish, a fish with garlic, and a bowl of

fish soup. Oh, yes, right away, master.

What the hell?

Ginger,

I know

where you've come here. You better

come with me. Bastards don't pretend

you're tough, guys, 'cause you're only

small fry. Don't scare me a bit!

Tin I can! You've been hit by a master!

Your one hasn't healed! He shouldn't push

your luck! Even if your boss comes

himself, I'm not gonna leave here! We'll

see about that!

You guys dare hit a sick man, you ought

to be ashamed!

HuhWhat's the matter?Huh

Hey, let go! Let

go of me!

Help me, let

go! Let go! Hang up! So you're not

getting up on a little kid.

Well...

Hey, my friend, you really know Kung Fu.

Hey, you better sit down.

Leave me alone, kid. It's dangerous to be

seen with me. I'm not

scared. We're friends, you and I. We're

brothers. I can take you somewhere safe.

Well, friend, it's not much, but at least

it's home. And it's quiet. You won't get

disturbed. What about your friend?

Family?What?What

family?All I know, I was abandoned.

So you're an orphan. Well,

what's your name?Name?I got no

name. People around here, everyone

just calls me their kid. The kid?

That's right. Everybody's always called

me that. Um, I heard one of

them call you Kid.com. Isn't that a funny

name?Doesn't that mean you're a great big

turtle?

Right. I'm a turtle. Now what's gonna

happen?my friend.

Why are they trying to kill you?

Because I'm a police captain.

And I've got evidence against Chao Ba

Tin. He'll be charged with robbery and

murder. And now I'm going to get a

warrant for his arrest.

And luckily, Chao found out who I really

am. So he sent his men to kill

me.

That meant I should've got some medicine.

Never mind. I'll go get it for you. I'll

give you some money. Hey, I've got some.

Anyway, we're friends. From now on, my

money is yours and your money is mine

because now we're... The same boat?

In the same boat. We are, aren't we?I'll

go now. You stay here and get some rest.

No one will disturb you.

Hey, kid. HuhYou take her care. Don't let

them catch you. Don't worry. Even if they

get me and torture me, I'll never tell

them where you're hiding.

Mister,

please

don't go.

No, go on.

Ohh What can I do?

One more! Oh, Greece, come in.

Uh, mister, I'm sorry, we're closed for

the day. Are you the buzzer on here?Yes,

they call me Fatty. So!

God damn it! You talk to me politely, you

should show me respect! Oh ohh no mister,

don't get me wrong. I don't want to be

called that. It's just that everyone in

my family's always been skinny. So when I

was born, my mother hoped that I would be

fat, so she gave me the name Fatty. But

as you can see, I'm not fat try as I

might. I'm still skinny. Hmm

Where's that customer who caused all the

trouble?Uh, he went away with a

kit. What kind are you talking about?

Where does he live?He's an orphan. I've

no idea where the kid lives. What the?

Mister, would I lie to you?Every word's

the truth. Honest, I swear it.

There's the kid!

Come on.

Right. You better speed it up. You two go

that way. You two follow me. All right.

Thanks for saving my life.

Oh, the child. Your uncle really sent

men to kill you, to steal your land. It's

true. Would I lie to you?What a terrible

thing. You better go quickly. Thanks for

helping me. Thank you.

Hey, my friend, that was a close shave.

Those gangsters very nearly caught me.

What was that?The same gangsters who

tried to kill you. But there's lots more

of them now.

Come here. HuhHey. Oh,

no! Ohh

You can't die!Oh, you're too young

to die. No, don't leave me.

Don't look at this will get me now. Oh,

please, die! Oh,

you'll die. Oh,

you'll die. Oh,

Hey, looks like he's dead. That kid's

ball is harder. I guess he is. Quickly,

we'll see if you got the report on him.

No, don't. No, don't,

don't

Hey, kid, you're a great actor. The way

you cried really foxed him. Without you,

I'd have been done. I've had lots of

experience. I used to be a paid

mourner. Anytime you die, I'll

mourn for free. You shouldn't say things

like that.

I don't think we should stay here. We

better get going. Oh.

Help! Come back here! No! No Stop,

come here! Who's gonna help you?

Help! Run all you one, we'll catch you,

huhGo ahead and kill me! Go ahead and

kill me now! I refuse to go back!

You know! You refuse, you've got no

choice. Hold

it. It's all a letter of respect. What do

you mean, we bought her?She's ours. You'd

better stay out of our business. Mister,

they're lying. I'm not a prostitute.

They're trying to kidnap me. Hey, my

friend, didn't you hear what the lady

just said?Get off! Go on! BastardWho

the hell are you?You dare insult me?

Ohh

Get up. Run back and tell your boss the

girl's coming with me.

Tell us who you are, first.

You listen good. I'm called The Kid, and

he's Chinder Khan. If you want to fight

some more, it'll be a pleasure. You've

not heard the last of this. We'll meet

again. Now come on.

When my father died, I had to borrow

money so I could give him a decent

funeral. But instead they wanted me to

work for him. As a prostitute, I ran

away. I wanted to go to my uncle.

I was lucky to find you. Otherwise, I

don't know what would have happened. All

right, so long as we're here, you've

nothing to worry about.

Unless work on in a time. We'll be glad

to take you along with us. Oh, thank you

very much. I...

Hey, it's nothing. We heroes have a duty.

We should... We heroes should

what?Should help the weak. Oh, that's

right, should help the weak. It's our

duty, it's written some book.

Thank you for saving me. It was

nothing. Well, say goodbye.

Goodbye.

Hi, my friend. That girl seemed kind of

decent to me. She's-- She's, uh, um--

A nice-- Oh! Oh.

There. More tea?

Dunk friend?HmmI don't think Charles

Mann will find us. We've gone too far.

You can go now and take this.

Nah. I thought we agreed we were friends,

so don't talk about money. If I accept,

you'll think I'm a sponger. Besides,

you've not recovered. Let's forget it.

OK, Sir.

You gonna come quietly or do we

have to force you?

If you know what's good for you, you'll

turn yourself in. I guarantee you a fair

trial. You go

to

hell!

Let's go.

I don't know if I want you. You'll teach

me all your dirty tricks. Huh

Young friend. Ohh

Hey, now listen. You'll only risk your

life if you stay here. You should go. I

can't do that. After all, we're brothers.

We should stick together. That way we got

a chance.

Ow! You hurt

me! You treacherous bastard Why'd you

hate your best friend?I'll hit you again

if you don't go. You

son of a bitch I'll make you pay forthat!

Uh Uh Uh Uh I won't!

You can kill me again! All right,

then I'll kill you.

Oh! My friend! My

friend! My friend!

My friend!

HuhSo you're still alive. I

really didn't feel like having to mourn

for you for free at your funeral.

You don't like me?Why should I like you?

You don't want me to stay with you. You

want me to go away. Besides, you

hurt me just then, but I hurt your back,

so let's call it quits, okay?Right. My

brother, so long as I'm alive,

you can stay with me. Ha ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha ha! You won't live for long!

Run for it.

I'll get you for that! Hey! Hmm

I'm gonna finish with you two for good.

Run for

it!

God damn it. I was having such a

comfortable sleep, but you bastards have

woken me up. You have.

Look, will you do me a favor?If you must

fight, go do it someplace else.

Old man, you stay out of this if you know

what's good for you. Huh

God damn it.

When I decide to sleep, even the emperor

himself can't disturb me. So who are

you?Tell me, huh

God damn it. He sure knows his kung fu.

Well, what the hell are you waiting for?

Get out!

God damn it. This guy Chao really does

know his kung fu. I had to use some of my

best punches. Otherwise, I'm afraid to

say the three of us would be goners by

now. Old man, I must thank you

for saving us. Well, now, you're a

turtle and he's an old fox. What a funny

pair. Who believe it now?Watch it,

kid. You mind your manners. Hey,

never mind. The boy's got a sense of

humor. He makes me laugh. Anyway, we're

all three in the same boat now, and

that's a fact.

Hey, your wound hasn't healed yet. You

better stay here and rest up, or you'll

never get better. Dunkey, there's

nothing.

Hey, my friend. HuhYou don't know any

kung fu at all to protect yourself.

Aren't you afraid to stay here with us?

No, I'm not. If I'm losing, I just run

away. Hey, that's not any use.

While he's waiting to get well, you get

on your knees and call me master.

No way. You said we're all in the same

boat. If I call you master, that means

you're better than me. You aren't any

match for Chao by a tin, so how could you

be my master?Eh

But Chao didn't beat me, did he?Anyhow, I

didn't use my secret punch, or else he'd

be dead by now. I can beat him anytime,

no problem. Oh, Fox, you don't fool

me, and I'll never call you master. No

way. Huh

Damn it. I offer to take you on as my

pupil, but instead you insult

me, you'll see. Later you'll beg to

be my pupil, but I'll refuse to have you.

Why should I give a damn?I don't want to.

Why should I obey you?I'm a free man.

That's what you think. Just wait till you

get beaten up in a fight. Don't come

crawling to me for help, because I won't

give it. Huh And I won't ask

you.

hmm

Hey, good, I thought you said you didn't

want to learn from me, is that right?

Ah, so who's learning?I think your

comfort is useless.

God damn you. Hey, don't get angry. I'll

get you some more wine.

Here's your wine, sir. Coming up, sir.

Home for you, sir. Here you are. Welcome,

sir. Come in, please, won't you, please.

Thank you, sir. Come again, please.

Hey, miss, some wine, please. It's

you. Ah, ciao, cheri. What are you

doing here?I'm helping my uncle run

this restaurant. There, he's my uncle.

Oh, welcome, sir, welcome.

Come, I'll get you your wine. Good. For a

discount.

Welcome, Mr. Please. Come in, won't you

please?Listen, you,

are you the manager of this restaurant,

are you?Yes, I am. Talk. There's a

girl called Shao Chu right here. Shao

Chui?Is Shao Chui?

No, she doesn't. Ohh

Stop lying. You talk. Where's the girl?

Well, I--

I don't know.

Too bad. They found me again.

Ohh Mister. If you don't tell me, I'll

break every bone in your body. Mister.

Really?I swear I don't know. Uncle!Uncle!

Little bitchI told you I'd catch up with

you. You're coming with us. Mr. Chang,

now we found her, let's be getting back.

She can put on a special coat for us

tonight. Come on. Let

her go.

It's you again! How dare you treat a lady

like that?You're breaking the law!

You're committing a crime! You bastard

You sapped in the head?You're really

asking for it?You don't scare me.

Remember my partner who beat you up last

time?He's on his way here now. And

besides him, I got a new friend. He's

called the Old Fox, and he's the most

famous fighter around. If you want to

mess with me, you have to deal with them!

What's going on?Who is this young boy, huh

Mr., a kid as naughty as that needs

beating. He needs a good lesson.

Hey, old fox, what are you trying to do?

Damn it, you should have listened to me.

Mr. Punish him.

Old fox, you son of a bitch you

betrayed me. You double-crossing old

bastard

Ohh

You traitor! I'll get you for this! You

won't get away with it!

I told you, didn't I?If you don't know

your kung fu, you'll get beaten up in a

fight. You're gonna learn. I

won't. You won't. My

friends! It's all yours.

I will. You will.

Bow down, 200 times. Uh, ten.

Ten times! You missed her!

Are you 100?

Now I'll show you some tricks. Are you

ready?

Yeah.

My team. How

was that?

Good.

Now, get out. If I come across

you bunny boys ever again, I'll bring

everybody in your body.

Ohh Uncle, how are you?Are you all right?

We'll go back and you can bow a hundred

times. Yes, master.

81, 82,

83, 84,

85, 86,

88.

Eight... nine...

nine...

Don't stop. Keep going.

Oh, but master... Oh, master...

Don't be less. You start again.

One... two...

That's enough. Master,

you're killing me. You've only just

started. Now try again and do it

harder.

Ready?One,

two, three.

One, two.

Cheers. Cheers.

Some more wine. One.

Mr. Chow, you just leave it to me.

Once I track down this Chen, I'll send a

man over. Then you know immediately. Ah,

thank you, Mr. Shi. If I could do

anything for you... Just let me know.

I appreciate that. Uh, thank you. Please.

You trust. HuhThank you.

Hey, my friend, I'll make a deal with

you. You persuade Master to go easy on

me, not make me work so hard, and I'll

help you meet Shau Chi. She'll never

learn kung fu without practicing.

Besides, I don't want to meet Shau Chi.

You're lying. If you don't want to meet

her, what are you doing coming with me?

Thank you. Thank you for coming. Ah,

welcome, gentlemen. Please, come in. Why

don't you come in?

Shar-che! Hello, kid. Guess who's come

along too?

Mister, you've come too. Yeah, the kid

said you were here. Then I drop by. Don't

be stupid. Why not come out with her?Tell

her you missed her. You shut up or I'll

shut your mouth for you. Temper. If

you dare try it, she won't like you. You

AyeI won't. I can see what I'm not

wanted. I'm leaving.

He's a kid. He's still young. He likes

teasing.

Manager! Yes, sir. Coming, coming.

Yes, Yes sir. Hey, we want

some wine! Yes, sir. Now, what can I do

for you, sirs?

You're there for something we just told

you, son of a bitch

Ohh

My friend, they're troublemakers. They

need a good lesson, all right?Just watch

me give it to them. They're only showing

off. Leave 'em be. What's the matter?You

afraid of them?What, me?Why should I be?

Oh!

Please, let me go! Hey! HuhListen, you

yellow bastard My friend here reckon, you

shouldn't bully poor waiters, or you get

kick in the cobblet! Huh

You bastard What do you say?I said my

friend said you get kick in the cobblet!

Did you come to say that to us?No, I

didn't. You didn't. See you backing

down. I'll tease

ya!

ohh

That was fun. You started that trouble.

Next time, you're on your own.

And this is...

That's it.

Okay. Now

the snake. Attack and withdraw.

Now when you strike, make it fast.

Ohh

Turn your hand and use your fingers now.

Huh That's right, that's right, that's

right. You're making progress.

Master, have I finished yet?What?

Finished?By no means.

Your gung-fu is hardly started.

Now... Buy me some more wine,

and then practice some...

Yes, master. Hey, come on, Sha

Chui! Go on, go

on! Hey! Sha Chui, don't be such a tease!

Come on now, I like you so much! I want

you to come in with me! Come on, come on

Oh, let me go! Come on! Let go of

me, please! No, I don't want to, please!

Please let me go and beg of

you! No! No, let me go! Please!No!

Let's go! Let's go! Please!

Come on! No way. Gotcha. Come inside

with me. It's

you, kid. Huh

Bastard Who the hell are you?This is none

of your damn business. Silly boy. Leave

him be. Let's get out of here. You listen

good. I'm her bodyguard.

Bodyguard?

Ohh

Nice little move, kid.

HuhHa! Ha! If you know drunken

style, it's mantis fist. How's

that?Hmm

How's that?Reckon I'm good enough to be

your escort?Oh, so you know how to

practice and you want to show off.

Want to show off?What the hell

does that mean?I mean that

you're soft in the hood. We'll see about

that. HuhI'll fight you in one

hand! Okay?On your own head. But don't

blame me if you lose. Oh, silly boy.

Never mind. I'll soon whip him.

Ohh

Oh, Kid...

Ohh

Now take

that!

Kid!

Do you give up?No! You son of a

bitch I'll get you!

Huh

Ah Little brother!

Whoever taught you Kung Fu Saw is a lousy

teacher. You're a disgrace! Get on!

What's happening?

Kid, you all right?Kid, Kid.

I'm displaced. What have you been up to?

Master, Master, Master,

Master, Master!

Walk it. At least you're alive. If

you got killed, I wouldn't have had

anyone to bomb me at my funeral. Now, my

boy, tell me what's happened to you, huh

I-- I disgraced you,

Master. I was beaten up.

Who did it to you?Guys from the gym

were bullying Michelle Che. And I tried

to help, but I wasn't any good and they

beat me. Hey, you can't blame

yourself. Practice harder, then beat

them up. Master. Is

there a Kung Fu which is easy andpowerful?

Try harder. Put your back into it.

OK,

straighten up.

Fire that.

Give it up. Oh.

Action. Action. Huh

Master. It is getting rather late.

Now what's on your mind?

Action. If you got something to

say, just come out with it and tell

me. Now what is it?

Master. I've

been thinking about what I just learned.

I still reckon I can't beat Chao yet.

HmmI do know one way to defeat

Chao.

However, it's...

Master, if you do know of a way that Chao

can be defeated, you must tell me about

it. All

right, but it's not an easy skill to

learn. I've been practicing it for

many years, and still not perfected it.

You will have to learn to be more

patient. Thank you, Master.

The Sleeping Man.

The sleeping bird.

Sleeping monkey.

Sleeping secret.

Oh.

So it's you. You dare come here with your

master for revenge. Revenge?No,

you're wrong. He wants to come and watch

you getting beaten.

Bastard you young whippersnapper. You

should go back to your classes. You

aren't any match for me. Skill

that kung fu can be learned at any

age. I

guess you must be his lousy teacher.

HmmFirst class teacher, first class

student. Well, soon find out his

first class around here.

Hmm

That's good. Very good.

Ohh

ohh

If you like, I'll use just one hand. All

right?That's fair, isn't

it?You can be ashamed.

Whoever taught you Gungfu, sure is a lazy

master. You are a

disgrace. I'm his master.

Master. Master. Master.

Quickly, carry him inside. Yes, sir.

Right.

Master, you had me making trouble.

For just a kid. You sure do know your

kung fu. You're good.

Perhaps you can tell me who your master

is. Me. I'm known as the

old fox. Hmm

Right. I'm Shi Ching. I

challenge you. YouNot

good enough. Why not challenge my student

instead?You're about to sing.

Please.

Master.

Hey, get him down! Get away. Thank you.

Lousy master, lousy

students. First class teacher,

first class students.

May I know your name?I'll be sure

we meet again. Please allow me.

This man here is the most famous fighter

in the world. Number one. His

name is Old Fox. Also

Old Bastard and I'm his well-known

associate, Small Hero.

This man too is a famous fighter, middle

class. He's called Chinta Khan, also

called Turtle. Do you want to hear

more?Huh

Watch them closely. Yes, sir.

Huh We have

to split up sometime. I wish

you all the best for the future now.

That's me.

Master, after I've gone back to

headquarters and filed my report,

I'll come back here and continue as your

student. We best be on our way. There's

nothing more to say. What's up, kid?

Something bugging you?What's in your mind?

Isn't it obvious?Our master's always

been so kind to us. He's such a good man.

Now we must leave. Can't help feelingbad.

Look, my boy. In all my

life, I've only had two

students. Now it's time for you to

go. Don't make it harder than it is. And

don't let me down. No more of your

tricks. Master,

really, I don't want to leave. Can I stay?

God damn it! I don't want you to stay

here with me. I've taught you all my kung

fu. You want to drive an old man mad?Now

I'll be off with you before I'm angry. Go!

Take care of yourself.

Don't worry. I'll be all right.

Thanks.

Oh, Mr. Chow, you're welcome.

Thank you, thank you. Please sit down.

One of your men told me you've been hurt

in a fight. That's right.

And it was Chin Ta Khan. Ah,

so he's the one. HuhWhere is he now?

That's why I asked you here. I know where

he is. Ah, very good.

Mr. Xi, don't worry. Leave it to me.

I'll take care of him.

If you're going to the city, will you

come back and see me?

Sure, I'll come back to see you.

Hey, stop pretending. Tell her you love

her. Why don't you say that when you come

back you'll marry her?

Thanks a lot, mister. Oh, mister.

Please come again, won't you?Oh,

mister, welcome. Please come in.

Umm Have a seat.

Well, gentlemen, what would you like to

eat?Would you like a drink?Some Some

wine, some wine. Yes, some wine. Coming,

sir, some wine. Again, the master told us

not to make trouble. Of course.

Anyway, now I'm a famous fighter. I don't

bother with small fry like them. But to

tell you the truth, I would like to teach

him a lesson. Here we are, sir. Quick,

hurry up. A little wine, and one for you,

and then... Big brother! Your wound

hasn't healed yet. You shouldn't drink so

much wine. Uh, leave me alone. Since I

was beaten up by that punk of a kid, I'm

too ashamed to be your big brother.

You said you're a famous fighter.

Hey, brother, don't you worry. Master's

been talking to Mr. Chow. He'll deal with

them for us.

Ohh

Where is Mr. Chow?Go on...

Your place.

Old bastardWell, chins, I can't.

HuhHey.

Wanna go in?You have to ask me first.

hmm

God damn you.

Master! Master! Master!

Master! If I just come back

here, then you killed me for certain...

Master, don't worry, we'll get even with

them! Master, I'll do it!

Lights off! I'll get you! I'll

make

you pay

for this!

Sleeping fairy.

Big brother! Big

brother! Big brother!

Big brother! Oh, come

on!

You're sleeping well.