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So, a lot of you have been messaging me about some guy, Lucky Guy 1.

He's on porn hub, he's released a couple of videos of himself.

You lot asked me to find him.

Well, it was a bit weird, I managed to do so.

After a few emails, he's got in touch.

And I thought best to bring him down this week and get him on set with browsers just

to see what to keep him doing.

Now I rang up my friend Rebecca Moore.

Now, as we all know, she is a fucking filth bag.

So we introduced him to, and you can see what happened here.

Do you want to shoot my hand?

Yeah.

Shall we have a nice deep voice as well?

Shall we start with a snorkely snorkely?

It's always a nice way.

Bloody hell.

Wow, you are thick down there.

Did you modify?

Get it out.

Oh, fuck me.

He plays on the wannies.

I'm like a good cock.

Nice and thick.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Fucking hell.

That is a big cock.

Oh, it's grey.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Let's see what it looks like in between my tits.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh, come here.

Mmm.

How you doing?

Because I ain't going to buy miles.

And I'm painting your running there.

It's fucking big, isn't it?

Jesus.

Where are you behind in that?

Dude, props to you, my man.

In you go.

Good girl.

How is that?

Oh, yes.

Good.

I'm just talking to you, darling.

I can tell you what I've been doing.

Mmm.

Oh, yeah.

Jeez.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh, fucking that.

Oh, that's it.

Oh, fuck no tits.

That's it, baby.

Give me good fucking hair.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh.

I think that cock should see if it fits in my pussy.

What do we say?

I need one more spot now.

Go on, babe.

Hey.

Why don't we smoke?

Hey.

You're a juicy, mad boy, everyone.

I need some workworks.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

So how old are you again?

20.

Fuck no.

I'm nearly 20 years old, isn't he?

Mmm.

I would have to be my son.

Don't be able to adopt him.

I want to adopt you.

Mmm.

Oh, also, let's put it in the pussy.

Oh, you're a bit big for that in the basement.

I've already had a pounding by Danny.

Oh.

Oh, yes, I can't.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, fuck it out.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, that's good.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, I'm going.

Oh, you're fucking going.

Oh, oh.

Oh, oh.

Oh, oh.

Oh, oh, I'm going to get my finger.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, okay.

That's it.

Go for it.

All over there.

Oh, don't apologize.

Oh, you don't apologize for that, Diggdoo.

Look at that, man.

You killed it, right?

Boom.

Yeah.

I don't apologise for that dick dude.

Look at that man, you killed it bro.

Boom.

Drained it.

That's what you called a dick.

Yeah, that's correct.

I'll be your baby.

That is great man.

That's great man.

Thank you baby.

Oh that's rather nice.

That's nice as well.

Thank darling.

You're a darling.

You're a darling.

No.

Hopefully he'll get to play my stepson soon.

Really?

So as you see, I mean the guy's got a fucking shlong on him.

It's literally the size of his arm.

So, what better way than to get him down here and see what a kid can do?

So obviously I've just got it.

I couldn't afford the whole take him in a broad, you know what I mean?

Big Spanish villa and all that.

So, Costa del England over here, eh?

That's just a backdrop.

Yeah, I know.

So anyway, I bought another little milky treat in for our boy just to see how he can throw down.

Introducing the one and the only.

Amber, come on in darling, don't be shy, don't be shy.

Hi darling.

So then we got a scene in a couple of days haven't we?

Yes.

You're looking forward to it as always.

Yeah.

Awesome.

So, what have you heard about the kid?

Have you heard anything or?

I was contacted by someone a couple of days ago to apparently his cock is bigger than yours.

That's what we're hearing.

Mm-hmm.

You need to see this thing, right?

Is that true?

One way to find out, right?

Mm-hmm.

Should I just...

Should I leave you to it?

Go on and bring him in, let's have a look at the lamp.

Mate, over to you.

Yeah, you.

Stay out.

How you going?

How are you?

Very good.

Very good.

Hello, boys.

Hello, darling.

Oh, look at you, you're nervous.

Bless it.

Let me give you a hug.

Mm.

Oh, bless you.

Oh, look at him.

And he's so fresh and young.

Yeah, I am a freshy.

Aww, bless you.

Yeah.

It's fresh meat.

Yeah.

So, what's this I've been hearing about this massive cock then?

It's...

I personally think it's nothing to brag about, but...

Oh, it's modest.

Yeah, but...

Yeah, you could say it's big and we're not going to deny it.

How big is that?

Ten inch.

Is it?

Wow.

Oh, my gosh.

One fully right, tell you.

So, I heard that you had a little test run the other day with Miss Rebecca Mar.

Yeah.

How did that go?

Yeah, that one loved it.

Did you love it?

You really loved it.

Did you really love it?

Did you love it a bit too much?

Yeah, a bit too much.

I was going to try and break you in general with him.

I think it's crossed.

Aww, bless you.

You're going to give me a little kiss.

Definitely.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

See, it's not as nervous now.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

It's pinking out.

Look.

Oh, my goodness.

Mmm.

Mmm.

This one just got a little bit hard for me.

Wow.

God, it's thick as well, isn't it?

I can't get my little hands round it.

Mmm.

Oh, my goodness.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

When you first realized it was massive, big legs.

Mmm.

Wow.

My girlfriend, yeah, I'd say my girlfriend.

Wow.

Obviously, I wanted to go and try and stick it in.

Was it too big?

Yeah, too girthy.

Could you not go the whole way in?

No.

No.

She wouldn't let me.

How long did that relationship last for, I feel like?

About three months.

Yeah, about...

Three months of relentless triumph.

Yeah, but not true.

So, when you did Rebecca Mardi of the day, then did it feel like having sex for the first time?

Pretty much, yeah.

Could you get it all the way in?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, you probably...

You got a bit of a right sight.

Of course you went all the way in.

Oh, wow.

I want you to stand up for me.

I think we should have a little look at this.

I'm going to get my knees.

Wow, look at this.

That is massive.

Oh, don't be shy.

Listen to him.

Oh.

I don't know if I'm going to be able to get a light in my mouth.

It's massive.

Mm.

Look at the size of that.

I can't even get my hand ground out.

Remember Felix, you can say stop at any time.

Yeah.

Oh, I'm more than happy to.

I'm using you.

Mm.

You've got a gripping hold of his buttocks.

Mm-hmm.

She can suck her dick, bro.

Mm.

She's a little bit.

So he's getting into it now, aren't you?

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

See you soon.

Mm.

Doing a bit of cockwork.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

I think you should get more of this dress.

Mm.

Mm.

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Mm.

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Mm.

Mm.

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Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

That feels nice.

Mm.

Oh, he's got a nice firm grip too.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

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Mm.

We just see it laying across your face, do you think?

Do you think?

How's that?

Do you think you can?

Yeah, on top of it?

Yeah.

underneath it. Get right under that's it, balls in your mouth and then just let it

fall onto your face. That's longer than your face right there.

I can't even get on my mouth for all this. I have got a big mouth.

You're trying to blend. I want you to chill out. I want you to chill the fuck out.

Let's get you out of the face.

You're going to take everything off. Oh look at me so young and cute. You love them.

You have to be my new clothing.

Have you asked them how old he actually is?

I don't even care. I'm just like how old are you?

In 20 years old. Oh my god. Can I keep him?

He's going to be my new little clothing. Definitely.

Can we just see if you turn around and you stand in front of him.

Oh, one. Put the cock right through and now that's it.

Give him a little one. I look like a lady boy.

Close your legs around it and just go back and forth. Give him a thigh wank.

I've never done this before. This is fun.

Do you like the thigh wank? That's a burst.

It's a bit new.

God, it's massive. I want to.

You can leave this big cock inside, honey.

Oh, God, it's massive. You don't really know how big it is until you sit down.

It's so big.

You should have a little play with me first. I'm already nice and white.

You can just check how wet she is. Are you going to play with me?

My what?

I'm going to go up a big cock.

Mmm.

I reckon we could probably get her to the finger, isn't it?

I think so.

Yeah, stretch it. We're going to need to stretch it.

You really are going to have to do a little bit of stretching a lap just to get it ready.

W DP Bang.

Oh, you can try more.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

I think you should rub that coconut.

Oh, I could come just like that.

That's fine, we do allow that.

You're going to allow me to come.

Oh, that's good.

Oh, okay.

He's going to slide it inside and slide it.

I'm not going to manage this. It's like a challenge, I'm going to.

Oh, fuck it's massive.

Oh, it's a dry scent.

Yeah, I can see some bit.

But feel free to spit on it, Amber.

Really wet that stuff up.

I don't serve it.

Oh, fuck it's massive.

Oh.

Oh, fuck it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck it.

Oh, fuck it.

Oh, it's in.

Yay.

Let's try to, everyone.

Oh, yeah.

It feels amazing.

It feels fucking massive, yeah.

Oh, it feels good though.

Oh, it's hitting places under room and thought,

I got inside me to be honest.

Fuck.

Wow.

I feel like we're going to learn a little bit about technique here.

You're going to slide her over so she's facing this way,

so she's lying on her hip slightly.

Like, still open.

Like that.

There you go.

And now you can go for it.

Oh, wow.

Mmm.

Oh, fuck this.

Mmm, you like to hit the stone.

But it would hit my mouth.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, oh, chill.

Oh, chill.

We're just chilling.

We're just chilling.

We're rubbing the chill.

Yeah, we're not even going to kiss him.

That's going to make it even worse.

I can't help ourselves.

Don't do it.

Don't, don't, don't.

She's all right.

She's a man.

She's a, oh, she's, oh, she's a hideous.

Don't even look at her.

Thank you.

I'm glad to look at her.

Yeah, yeah.

And we're all chilled.

We're all chilled.

We chilled.

We chilled back here, hi.

Little chilled here, guys.

We're all chilled.

We're all chilled.

You know what Danny D does in that situation?

He goes down on the go.

It just, you know, you don't go do something else.

Yeah.

It takes your mind off it.

You do what you want.

So get down there.

You're going to see for a bit.

And as soon as you feel like you're ready to go back in, go for it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm going to go for that.

All right.

Which position are we going in?

Just get down.

Yeah.

You should try to space it.

You can't.

Yeah.

I'll make it look for you.

Mmm.

It sucks up.

I'll make it.

It sucks up.

I'll move.

It's going to be completely in the buff.

Mmm.

What's that?

Mmm.

It's got the dollarless girls.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, Christ.

It's it.

Now we really want to see that tongue in there.

So open up the camera again so you can have your face just slowly.

There you go.

You see we're learning.

We're learning.

Goodbye.

That's it.

Mmm.

Mmm.

And let's see if we can stick a finger in there at the same time.

Mmm.

Fuck yeah.

Oh.

There you go.

Mmm.

Mmm.

That's it.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

All right.

That's enough of that.

It's not about you love.

Right?

Right.

Grab his cocks.

Stick her back in your face.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh, no.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh, it's nice.

It really is.

Mmm.

Oh.

I think you want some more.

I think so.

I think so.

Let's go to doggy show, you guys.

Oh, it's a dangerous one.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

It's dangerous.

It's dangerous position.

It's dangerous position.

I'm gonna get this.

Oh, wow, that is.

That is pretty big.

That's good for you.

It lets you're opening up the camera there.

You're all learning.

And when you feel like it's getting a little too much, just get down there, shall we have

that?

It's good Felix.

We're going to do some in and outs.

How are you feeling?

You're all right?

Good.

You're going to grab it.

You're going to push it in, put it out, show the pussy.

Back in, put it out, show the pussy.

Ready.

Pull that front leg back when you come to the mat.

So, push it in.

Get into a little fucking for a bit.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

And then you pull it out, show the pussy.

That's it.

Perfect.

And then back in.

I feel like a pawn mannequin.

That's it.

And once again, pull it out.

Boom.

There you go.

How about we try some kind of reverse cowgirl.

Really difficult one for Doug and Dee.

Let's see how Felix likes it.

Oh.

Yeah.

She's got some blowjob lips, hasn't she?

Oh, mate.

She's got the mouth for it.

That's it.

I'm not right.

Oh.

That's it.

Fuck her tonsils.

Unless you've had the mouth.

She's about to eat.

Oh, fuck.

I'd let you know.

She'll smell you when the first time.

We're adding the mouth, this beast.

Hey, we're melting the beast.

We're melting the beast.

Ooh, wrong hole Felix.

Neither have the first day in all season.

Oh, that's it.

Me tired, Jen.

There we go.

Oh.

That's slightly easy.

You're dead.

He's more than you have.

Oh.

Oh.

That's a bit.

This is a bit.

This is a bit.

Yeah, it's a bit.

It's okay for you, Felix.

It's feel free just to hold it at the base.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

It's a bit.

Sorry.

I just said you'd stop the laundry.

Stop the laundry, isn't it, baby?

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

It's pretty much for you.

It's half your cock is doing the job.

Mm-hmm.

It's all you need.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, of course it is.

Oh, oh.

Oh, okay.

Oh.

Oh.

Well, honey.

Sushiinatorshing better lakes.

My gosh.

Hit me like that for other people.

One was a really coolP

bottles.

My gosh.

One was a nice small and um- it was nice,

my gosh, myHot Bark.

Oh.

Okay.

This is my hot water.

I'm runnin' after Jami Mmajnut's hot water.

Now that's a smish.

That's a smish.

You've got a line of the horn.

Yeah, behind me.

That's it. Right on there.

Stick it in there.

There you go.

There you go.

There you go.

Oh.

Is it going to be...

It's too far away.

It's too far away.

It's too big.

We need new palm positions for this one.

Can you do that?

You want a big palm?

Just because...

Oh, the nail?

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, it's...

I'm trying to think of a wave, bro.

It's...

I want to give...

Do you have to do a smish?

What's the smish?

That was that one.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'll be able to get it in that way.

What's that?

Oh.

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Ah... Fuck!

Oh, it feels good.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Okay.

Oh.

Oh, it's not good.

Mmm.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh.

And she's not making that feel like she's making that.

I'm making like, Mmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Mmm.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck you.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck.

Good job, man.

Okay, please.

You stand up, turn facing away from her, put your cock in between your legs, turn around,

and you can suck it from behind.

It's called a Danny D special.

That's it. First this week. Come around this way. That's it.

There you go. Right between there. There you go.

Get your face right then.

Oh, that's weird. That's really weird.

Has anyone ever done that to me?

No, that feels so weird.

Is that because her nose is going up?

Does that feel strangely nice as well?

Yeah, she does.

Lovely little reverse blowjob.

You're like a little girl, do you like to?

You don't have a nice stick out there.

Okay, we can probably bring it around the right way.

There you go.

I'm going to get back in her face.

Here you go guys. If we...

What if you're on the sofa, on your knees, sucking it, looking this way?

And look, I want you to probably go to town one by clock.

Fucking go for it.

I want you to suck his cock like he's never been sucked before.

Try to swallow that.

Fucking it up.

Here you are.

Dragon tail.

Confeared sir.

Oh my God.

Oh, my gosh.

Does that sound perfect?

Oh, my gosh, he's wow.

That's what it's like.

Fucking duh.

That's it, one of that cock into your mouth.

That's it, yeah, two rounds, two rounds.

Spore and a half.

Oh my God.

Spore and a half.

Oh my God, he's massive.

So if you can get some cheers out of that thing.

Because I think he may come like a shotgun through the back of your head.

And we're going to go through a facial.

Maybe.

Oh, I can just talk.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, I can get that quick, her shaggy now.

Yeah, shall we go down?

Yeah, yeah.

Do you want to call us the mouse?

No, come on, your face, just go for your round.

And then blast it.

You could use it.

I was just going on.

Yeah, swing your round, blast in your face.

Brilliant.

Brilliant.

Face off.

Oh, what's that?

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, that was really cool.

It's a bit of a match.

So get your face in there.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Mm, mm.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my days, yeah.

Who are you, a plaster of that side of her face?

So, whatever.

It's a whole lot of her.

Her face.

All over the sofa.

So, Amber, what is that?

I'm literally blown away.

I'm blown away.

Wow.

Mm, jeezy kiss.

It's like that.

It's like that.

You see, the girl office, you...

I've got come on my lips, bro.

I'm gonna be sick, man.

She won't do it.

She won't do it.

Yeah, well, she put her lips there, bro.

It's going in, my mouth, man.

I need a look.

Literally just happened.

You just spunked on her face and her kiss her.

I can have a time.

Get shaken and something packed are on the head.

Good job.

She was going, what do you expect me to do?

She's just going to get it.

Oh, fucking.

We are learning stuff today, aren't we?

Yes.

Good job.

She was generally probably no kisser.

Hey!

Give it up.

It looks good, everyone.

Well done.

You're amazing.

That's what we use.

Felix, if you could hand him one of the wet lights,

just wipe up the sofa if that's alright.

It does some more for you, then, mate.

That's poor no echo right there, Felix.

Right up.

There we go.

Then just ask her if you want to see this.

Yeah.

So you want to keep that wet wipe,

put it in a jar or something, five years time, eBay.

You want some money, that's it?

Yeah.

No, I'm fine.

Just go out of the company like, it's weird.

I'm fine.