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Shalom, I've already caught ten. What

about you?None. You've

scared them all away. You're a big show

off. You're just useless.

Keep on trying.

Just look here!

Look! Look You little devil! Look what

you've caught! Instead of fishes,

you've got a girl's undies! Hey! It's not

fair! Let's change places!

Sure, but if you don't catch any, don't

blame me for it. OK. Right. Here.

Well, now, what have you got to say for

yourself?Just bad luck! Come on, Shao,

look. Well, there was a big fish! Let's

go home. Papa's waiting for the fish. Hmm

Hey!

Achyungha, it's almost 2:30. Now why

hasn't that buckle gone for lunch?Well,

I, uh.. Do you have any idea what's

entertaining, Papa?I...

I don't know. Elias! I can always tell

when you're lying.

Hey, Acheung. Papa always

tells you everything that he does. Tell

us why he's late. Then we'll stop

worrying. HmmBut then, what if he

should find out?He'll be mad at me. But I

swear I'll never tell Papa that you told

us. Your pa said,

Ciang Kao, Ma Wen, we'll have the big

fight. Oversolved. A fight?I

want to be there, to arrest them.

That's why. But where is this place?Uh..

Luping Wood.

Luping Wood?Come on! Miss Nan! You

mustn't go! You mustn't!

Hey, don't forget, ... moving and arrest

them.

Hey, boss, they come.

All right, come on.

Mr. Marr, that salt you've got there.

Me and my boys will take half.

Oh?Is that so?Then we'll just have to

take it all then. Move!

Arrest them all!

What now?Let's go.

Captain Lynn, even though we're crooks,

we're just making a living. So why don't

you just give us a chance then?You've

gotta hope. Now that I caught you, I'll

see you all go to jail.

We'll see who goes to jail.

Captain Lynn, from now on I hope you are

able to mind your own business.

Let's go.

Captain Lynn.

Captain Lynn, just let him go.

Why should I?

The marshal himself wrote this. You had

to stop harassing them. Advisor Wu.

This time they're not getting away. Hey,

hey, heyUh

Peter! Shalom.

Let's go.

Ah, Captain Lynn, weren't you

after salt smugglers?Then what are you

doing with this salt?HuhWhat the hell are

you getting at?

So it seems you were just putting on an

act, and you still try to act innocent.

Get him! What the

hell?Oh, so

now I understand. It was you and

Shang-Prio who planned all this. He'll

never work. Shut your mouth. You want to

talk?Do all your talking when you see the

marshal. Move! Papa!

Papa, please tell us what's going on

here. It was Shang-Prio. I

fell into his trap. Papa.

Xiaolong. You're still young.

Listen. Too bad your sister's not a boy,

or else she could help your papa get out

of this. Stop your talk. Take him away.

Move. Hey, my papa's

innocent. Innocent. Innocent or not,

the Marshall will decide. Take him. No,

noYunan. Yunan.

Better take your brother home now.

Move. Papa.

Papa! Papa!

Sister, what are we gonna do?

So what if I'm a girl?Well, it doesn't

mean that I can't do anything about it.

Right. The one to look for is Chang Piao.

Sure.

What the hell do you want?

Get

out!

Huh

oh

Hey, hey, here's the wet house.

Come on.

You bitch You've got a long nerve coming

to our warehouse like this. HuhGet Teng

Tiao here. I'm looking for him. You've

got a big mouth. Get her! Hey!

Come on, you guys. Tell

him, watch it.

ohh

Young lady, someone said you were looking

for me. Chen Pao, I'm

here to get even. You check Captain Lin.

Hold it.

And so what?What is he to

you, then?He's my father.

In that case, you'll go the same way he

did.

Goddamn it. I'm going to look under all

the ... You can't get away from

here. Ohh God.

Where

is he?Ohh

He's gotta be in

it.

Yeah.

So long. Go.

Fall in.

Don't rush. I'll wipe out the whole

family.

Ow, ow. It's

not that I'm chicken, but don't forget

just who you're up against. Chung Pao's a

clever man. Let's see what he's gonna do

next. And don't forget, you're on your

girl! So what if I'm a

girl?What am I supposed to do?Just go out

and cry?Is that what you mean?No, no,

that wasn't what I meant. What I meant?

I'm sorry, did I step on you?

Listen. No one gets out alive.

All right.

It's you. Are you surprised?Ohh

ohh

Don't run! Someone?The gun.

You fool.

Chalon?Chalon?

Sister?I'm

scared. Chalon,

our twin's been killed. Anyhow, we're

also homeless. Sister, now

what are we going to do?

Listen, Papa's been wrongly jailed.

And the only way to get him out is to

clear his charges. Then he'll be

freed. Sister, Father said that

this was all part of Chiang Piao's plan

to get him. And we can't out-fight him.

Mmm. At the moment

we have no choice. Because Chiang Pao is

strong. But we will have to out-trick

him. First we have to gain his

trust. Ma Wen?

Mmm. Ma Wen?He's also one of those salt

smugglers. We'll have to disguise

ourselves. Let me help you.

Come on.

Roll up, roll up. I'm going to give you

the anti-romantic class that's here. Been

made by my family for a hundred years.

Never going to get anything about wisdom

in your whole life again. For everyone

you buy, you get a free one. Everyone you

buy, you get a free one. Come along, roll

up. You're never going to get a chance to

fight again. All you think, gentlemen.

This is an unweekable... Pause, pause,

over there. You're never going to find a

thing... Hank. Come on, sister.

Well, now all of us, all of us. I'm

Cinematic

class. Young fella, this here is a real

high-class family. That's why they bully

us poor. Really?It's true.

Ohh Why don't you look at yourself with

that stupid face?Who the hell is going to

give you a job?

But look at me, I'm very strong.

I don't care if you are strong. We have

to be very careful who we hire. So beat

it! HuhSure, sureIf you

don't need me, then I don't need you.

I'll go and see Chang Prao. I know where

he's from...

Hey! And what do you want?

We're here to see your boss, Mr. Ma.

For me?I just get rid of one stupid

bomb. Now these do show up.

I got lost. The bus is busy.

Hey, this fella's a really rude man. You

brat!

ohh Hey!

Now the two of you can take me to Seymour

Wen.

Here we are, here we are, here we are.

Buy one, you'll never get a bargain like

this again your whole life. Come on, big

fella. Grow up. Come on, then. Come

on.

Now what did you want to see me about?

I heard that you were in need of a few

good hands. The two of us

you'll find very useful. Now what do you

say?Oh?

Tell me, just what gave you the idea that

I've been needing more men?

Everybody knows who the two big assault

smugglers are. Also,

they know that Chang Piao has been

hijacking most of your shipments. Right.

We've come to help you fight against

Chang Piao.

Who are you kidding?Who knows who sent

you here?There's a way to check.

Aw, what's that?

Yes, please tell us what's on your mind.

Now listen. Pretend that you're fighting

with Chiang Pao. If you win, you stay.

If you lose, you'll leave.

Umm I like it. Right!

Good.

You fight very well, Mr. Lynn.

HmmNow, if you're prepared to stay on

with us... What will he do?

The assistant foreman.

That job suits me fine, Mr. Ma.

You were right when you mentioned that

Cheng Pao was hijacking most of my salt

shipments. What would you

propose to do?Hmm, fight fire with

fire. Cheng Pao goes and hijacks your

salt, why couldn't you do the same and

hijack one of his shipments?

He won't get far. Take care of yourself.

Bastards How dare you block my way! Step

aside! Wave me toe to stand

guard, and let no one throw without a

pass.

You fool! You're supposed

to be keeping them off. But instead, they

turn and take one of ours.

Because Ma Wen has two

real tough fighters who have just joined.

Why don't we attack them?Any one stroke,

wipe them out.

Now's not the time yet. We first

have to think of a good plan. I want you

people to find out about their

backgrounds for me.

Well, I really am impressed. You

have done a great deal of damage in such

a short time. All right, now,

I want to give you a toast. I don't think

nothing of it. It was really quite easy.

Ow!

You're wrong. I think it's about

time that we put a stop to it.

Why's that?

If we continue, you'll be forcing Chiang

Pao to act. When that happens,

both sides could be very badly hurt.

I think Mr. Chan is exaggerating the

danger. And Chang Piao is a smart

fellow. I don't think he'll go and make

the first move. If you're scared,

why don't you stay in bed, huhHuhYou just

shut up, huhWhat's wrong?

You want another fight?If you like.

You and I fight. Uh, come on, come

onLet's stop all this. Sit down, sit

down. And sit down.

Now, let's have a drink. Come on, have a

drink.

Yeah, come on. Come on, another drink.

Little girls don't drink. Little girls

don't.

HmmAnother grass. It's getting

late, and I've had enough. And I've got

to think of our next move against Cheng

Piao. Yes. Have

a good night.

Hey, hey, hey

Quick!

Quick, everyone, hi! Come on,

Come on. Come on

Hurry up there. Come on.

Move it. Come on.

Come on.

Come on

Come onGet

out of my way.

ohh

Hey, very men.

And as a token of my esteem,

I wish to present you with this beautiful

antique. Uh, I think you deserve

it. Thank you, Mr. Moore.

HuhBut you can't use it. It's not

a teapot. And it's not a pisspotYou

shut up. But it's the truth. Uh,

Mr. Moore. I think that you should

also give Xiong a present, or else

he'll feel that you're being unfair to

him. Ah

It's quite a common practice to reward

someone who's performed very well.

Tianzhong, your job as chief

foreman from this moment on will be taken

by Shaolin.

I've been working for you for ten years.

What do I get?A kick in the ass

What have you been doing for 10 years?You

should be ashamed.

Just ignore him, Mr. Lynn. Sit

down. Sit down. Thank you.

Yeah, this fellow, Lynn. Take over Chen

Seung's position as Chief Foreman?Umm

Hey, boss. Now while they're

disorganized, it's the time for us to

attack. Right. Then we can wipe

them all out. For good.

Just because I call you fools, you don't

have to act like them. There are many

ways you can win without fighting. Why is

it that all you can think of is fighting?

Right, yeah.

Sure.

Get out of here. Go on in there now.

What do you two want?

Relax. I didn't come here to

fight. Huh

I hear that lately, you've been unlucky,

so we thought. We'll come and console

you.

Cut out the crap.

Our boss thinks small one has done you a

bad turn. Hmm

Our boss has a plan to help you, to even

the score.

How would I know what your boss is

getting up to?Ah, he's written it

down. Now, are you satisfied?

Decided.

Damn! I'll do it!

HmmOh...! Good, it was so salty. Boy, am

I thirsty. I told you to eat so much.

Oh... Where's the

teapot?Where did it go

to?I'm sure I put it here. That's

strange. Oh, my God.

Isn't this the pot?You are blind.

Hey, no! Whatever happened to your

manners?I'm thirsty!ohh Come on,

a new cup! Let it go!

Let it go! Oh, now look what you've

done. Told you to get a cup. Look what

you've done. Broken it!

That's too bad. You're clumsy.

Go and get another pot.

Sister. What is it now?

Sister, how much longer?Do you

have to keep acting as a boy?

Until Papa is released and

his name is cleared. Ah

Then I can be bought again!

But of course... Sister.

Come on, come onIt's getting late. Better

get to sleep. Go!

ohh

Hello. Hey, Bot.

This stupid beggar refuses to leave here,

insists her to see you.

Hello.

What do you want from me?ohh Alaska,

I know you were born in Chanel.

I was born there as well. We're really

countrymen. I was

wondering, could you give me a job?

And what can you do?Ohh I can

farm. I can chop wood.

I can carry a thing. I sleep

very well. I can eat eight bowls of rice

and a macro pot. Got it?Yeah. I'll hold

it. I must

admit this guy's got strength. Send him

along to our warehouse. Let him carry

salt. Thank you. Thank you, bud. Thank

you. Thank you.

ah What the

hell are you doing here?Graham! I won't.

You get out or else. Chip out the old

block. That's what you are. What are you

saying?Okay, I'm going to be

frank. I've made some investigations.

Ya Lin Chin's daughter, Lin Zhongnan.

Since you already

know, then I suppose I'll have to kill

you. HuhHey, hey, hey

If something happens to me, then there'll

be a letter sent direct to Chen Pao. And

then, you'll be completely exposed.

Just what is it you want?Huh

I wish, uh..

I want, uh.. I think

we should be partners.

Weren't you supposed to hate me?All of a

sudden, we've become partners. Huh

I dislike you.

Can you keep it a secret?Sure, sureI...

I would do anything at all for you.

No, no, take it easy. Do not rush me.

Easy, easy. Of course.

Tonight you'll let me keep you company.

Promise me, huh

What do you say?

All right.

Hey, big fella!

Umm Yeah, you call me?Who do you think

it was?And what are you called?

HuhUh, I'm called Q-- Qupid.

Stupid. Uh-huhA good name.

Good name. You look like you're real

strong. Yeah. Carry a few more sacks.

Go on. Go on, go on.

ohh Hey, this guy's real

strong.

Hey. I can see that you're a very strong

man. Well, then the caroling will be your

job. Hey, let's all have a game.

Come on. Yeah, come here. Let's do it.

He's the guy now. Okay, come on. It's

your best.

Hey, over here. Come over here. Give us a

hand. This is your job. Come on. Come on

Okay. Hey, look there.

Hey. Ohh

In future, all the sacks will be carried

by stupid.

Sit down.

Joanette, I love you. Ohh

Look. HuhWhat's

the matter?

Sorry I'm a bit late. Sit down. Sit down.

Ohh

Ooh

What a beautiful moon we have.

Mm-hmmNot bad.

Hey, what's wrong?It's

nothing. It was just some mosquitoes.

Ohh

What's it now?

You've been bitten again?

ah Jonah! I I can't,

I can't take it. I

I

love

you!What

is

it?

Just let the dumb bullets get away!

Stupid. Now is it true you can eat eight

balls of rice?Yeah, that's right. I can.

I really can. In that case,

I think we should give you a nickname. A

nickname?I got a name.

Tell you what, we'll call you big rice

ball.

What's wrong with it?

Come

on, boy. Get...

Come on.

Bloody hell. What a time to get sick.

It's just our luck. If we don't get back

soon, the boss will skim us alive. Yeah,

he's right. The boss ain't going to like

us. We're going to be in trouble. Real

trouble. Hey, big

rice bowl. You're pretty strong. How

about you pulling the cart?What's that?

The cart. Come on. I'm not a horse.

Come on, you can do it. Come on. Come on

I'm not sure you can

do it. All

right. OK.

Come on. Come on

Hey, come here.

What do you want?Today you

promised me something. And what was that?

Yeah. You promised we could be intimate.

Uh Not yet. The boss has said he wanted

to see me. Ha!

Just go right ahead. I'll wait in your

bedroom.

AhNow I want your opinion.

Should we steal this shipment?

I realize it's Blackbeards, but I think

that we should do it. 'Cause a hundred

sacks of salt is a hell of a lot.

And what worries me is the amount of salt

involved. Chengqiao's not

going to just sit there and let us get

away with it. So I reckon

we can say for sure they'llBe a fight.

Sooner or later we'll fight. And if you

ask my opinion, we should take the

initiative and try and wipe out Chang

Piao's crowd.

I'm afraid they're a little bit too

strong. EhJust because they've

got more men doesn't mean that it's

impossible to defeat Chang Piao. Now just

let me think about it. I'll come up with

something.

umm Good. Well, go ahead.

Come on, sit down, sit down.

Maybe if we work together, we'll think of

a plan.

Hey, why isn't your sister back yet?

Be patient. She's probably on her way.

Hey, what are you up to?Oh, oh,

nothing. I was just preparing you some

wine. Maybe. Hmm

That's nice.

Why are you hanging around?Oh.

Been waiting for you.

I, uh.. Why don't you go outside

and play?Go on, go on.

Okay. Go on. Huh

Mm-mm.

Okay, okay

Now go on. Now it's

better. Okay, okay

Come on.

Jonanne, did you know that I missed

you?I long to hold you.

Jonny.

Jonny, your hands are beautiful.

They're soft and white.

You don't know how much I want you to...

Oh no!That's the water I used to wash my

feet in. I'm very sorry.

Never mind. I'm thrilled to know you used

it.

Oh my goodness. You're bound to catch a

cold. Here.

You better have a drink.

Here you are. Thank you.

But this wine has a funny taste.

This is a special wine belonging to our

family. It's good for men.

For men?I'll drink, I'll drink.

Finish it.

Now that I've clinched Blackbeard's deal,

I think it's a good time to arrange, to

have my wind killed off.

But you remember what you promised. You

said that...

Of course. Just kill off

Ma Wen, and you take over

his place.

But how do I kill him?Just leave it to

me.

This Jade stallion belonged to King

Khansi. Tomorrow's Ma

Wen's birthday.

You give this to him as a present.

That's all?Just give it

to him. And trust me.

Oh, my change, darling. Just for

me, you shouldn't have gone to so much

trouble. My pleasure, my pleasure.

I'm surprised that you really... would be

so generous. You

are,

Don't open it yet. Don't open it yet.

Let me wish you a toast. I wish you every

happiness. Every

happiness. Thank you.

Thank you. And may I wish the

same to all of you.

Ohh

Right this way, sir. This way,

Baby! Baby! Bring it to

me! You broke, you scared me to death.

How can you bring it over here?Oh

Oh! This is the Jade

Stellan Chan Soon gave to me. Huh

Lovely! Mmm, lovely!

I haven't even opened it yet.

ohh

Now that we've killed Mile One, we've

succeeded in half of our plan.

I'll go and kill the rest of 'em. All

right. He kills half, I kill half. Hey,

that won't be necessary.

Now go and tell Chan Siung that

Blackbeard's bags of salt will be given

to him. Why give it to him?

Hey, boss, it's a hundred sacks.

Hey. Now don't you worry.

I know what I'm doing.

Hurry, hurry, hurry. Get everyone ready.

Right.

Jonan. Tell me, why

would Cheng Pao let you have all that

salt?There must be some strings

attached. Watch out, you may be walking

through a trap. Hey,

this is just Chiang Bao's way of showing

us that he wants to make peace with us,

that's all. Now you

just wait till I got this deal settled.

Then you and I can get married, huh

You fool! I doubt if you'll come back

alive.

Right. Just wait and see.

Move!

They're here. Hey.

OK.

Come on.

I'm moving. Come on, it's late, Doctor.

Yeah, okay, come on. Get moving.

Come on. Over here. Quickly

now. Come on, hey, hey, hey

Hey

Now we got everything.

Sister?No,

brother. Now it's troubling you.

My plans of provoking Chan Tiao Marwen

into a fight. I'm completely backfired.

Well, you can always think up some other

pants. That's what you

think.

What is it?Well, I don't know.

It's something that I picked up in Mr.

Marr's room.

Now I know what it is. It was the lock in

the Jade Stallion box. And so

what if it is the lock?

What was inside that box wasn't a

stallion. It was

dynamite. Ah A bomb!

You stay here and don't leave. I'll be

back in a while. Uh Uh Uh

Uh I wanna go! You stay here!

HuhSo I won't go. Who cares

anyway?

Hey, what?Hi there. What's wrong?

You're gonna die. You what?

Hey! Go on, get him!

Okay, I'll pick

you. Okay, my bag. Hurry up with the bag.

Okay, I'm here, I'm here. Come on.

Hey, let me

go, let me go. Hey,

what are we going to do with her?Oh, let

me go. Okay, hold up.

Okay, come here!

Get after her! Come on it! Get her out

the other side!

Damn

it! I'll kill

ya! Hold it! Hold it! What do you want to

kill for,

huhBastardYou're asking for a

beatin'.

Ohh

You bastardYou fight good, huh

Hey, Jupit, you're pretty good. Come on.

Well, I never would have guessed.

Hey, cheers.

So it seems, you're not stupid. They're

the stupid ones.

Your ball's filled.

From now on, you'll be my foreman,

and these two will be under your control.

Fill him up. Go on, give him some more.

Here, have some.

Tell me now. Can you really eat out bowls

of rice?

Hmm Hey boy, now that...

Now that I've had enough, what do youwant?

Well, now that you're finished, I want

you to bring that fellow Lin to me. Oh?

I think that if I were to go alone, that

fellow Lin wouldn't be suspicious.

Good, Good idea.

Better get started. AyeI wish

you lots of luck. Okay, go on. Come

on.

I want you to keep a good watch on him.

I think there's more to this fellow than

meets the eye.

I'm sure you're both very confused.

First I'll use him to get this fellowLin.

And then I'll take care of him.

Hello.

Hello

Hello

My God.

Yeah!Hey, I

knew that you'd be waiting here. And,

uh.. you...

Now listen to me. Don't be fooled.

Jean Piao's only using you. Becky uses

everyone else. HuhWhat do you say?

Look, I've got no quarrel with you. Just

let me hide in your wagon. I want to go

and save my brother. No, no, no, no,

noYou listen to me. You

refuse?Then I'll

fuck you.

Hey, listen to me. There's

nothing to say. Huh

Well now, satisfied?If it weren't for me,

you'd be another Chang Pao's victim.

Hold it. Get!

Hold it.

Help

me! Help me, I want to come down.

Help me!

Help me! Help me!What's the matter here,

Brad?Don't you enjoy it?Ohh You

don't want to

enjoy it?God damn

it! I'm gonna tear you apart!

Sister!

Ohh Sister! Put it on me!

ohCheck out!

Turbo! Turbo!

Let go!

If you've come to avenge Marwan, you've

come to the right man. You're wrong.

It's not Marwan, we've come to avenge.

So you're Lin Chen's children. You're

going to help me clear my father's name.

oh

Hey, stupid. Just who side you think

you're on?Not on your side.

You listen. I was sent here by General

Xiao.

Yeah?What?You-- My orders were to

investigate and arrest the culprits.

What about my father?We already know that

your father has been framed by Cheng

Piao. Cheng Piao?Miss Lin,

very soon you will see him. Oh,

thank you.

You're always teasing me.

This

time for shore, I know I've caught a real

big fish. Really?

Let me see.