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Scared antelopes

Shivering peacocks

The tiger has turned into a cow out of fear

The eagle has turned into a parrot

As they sit still bowing their heads

Trapping them all in a palace of wax

Who is this savage?

Who are they?

Where did they come from?

Why are they here?

I'm about to tell you that very story.

Even if I twist and turn the story, I'm sure you'll straighten it out.

Let's me take you ahead.

Oh wait! Let me take you back in time!

India's population is 140 crores.

I wish to supply the powder to at least half the population!

Annachi powder company! Got it?!

I've slit the throat of the guy who recorded it.

How did this pen drive end up with you?

Memories, Annachi! Sweet memories of you and I.

Is that so?

One gust of the wind and you'll fly away.

You think you can threaten Annachi?

Aren't you getting your share on time?

What share are you talking about, Annachi?

I've been in business with you for 10 years.

Look at you.

You made it from an Alto to an Audi.

And here I am, unable to afford anything beyond a 'Macho' underwear.

I've decided.

I'll only wear a Jockey or nothing.

So, from today, I want my share in 'Powder'.

Mani! - Annachi?

Sir's asking for his share.

Hand it over. - Sure.

Ay! Not this. Hand me the other thing.

Well... Nope.

Wait! What the hell are you doing?!

How dare you point a gun at a cop? - Hold your horses!

I'm a gold medallist during my training! - Give me the damn thing!

Give it to me! - No. I won't!

Why the hell won't you?

Give it to me now!

All these years and you've never shared a reel with me on Instagram.

Yet, you want to share the powder with this country b******?!

Who are you calling a country b******?!

Your father's the b******!

Whoa! Annachi!

He just called you a country b******!

What?! - When did I call Annachi that?

When did he call me that?

When the heck did he call me that?!

Speak up! - Annachi!

You're like a father to me.

If he called my father a b******, doesn't that make you one?

Annachi, he's ruining things between us! - How dare you!

Annachi, calm down! - You mongrel!

Annachi, don't do this! - Annachi, don't spare him!

Mani! Let me go!

How dare you take commission from us and threaten us?!

Ay! Umesha! [SOUND OF A GUNSHOT]

Mani?

Are you gone for good? - Nope.

Annachi...

I'm gone.

He's still alive.

What do we do?

Pick him up and drop him at Pashupathi's clinic.

What?!

Pashupathi.. is a vet, right?

Dei middleman! You've been bugging me with questions since morning.

You messed it all up!

Of course. How could you abandon the calf in the shed and feed milk to this ass?

You moron! Give me the powder!

How does it smell?

Smells great! - Doesn't it?

Not everything white is powder.

Man who was once a monkey, reduced growing his tail and grew smarter.

From Sweet Potatoes to Pepper Corn.

From Champagne to iPhone.

He started to smuggle everything and founds numerous ways to do it.

Diamond in dates. Opium in chocolates.

Ivory in cricket bats.

Similarly, Talcum powder tins were filled with 'special powder'

and a network was created to smuggle it from China to India.

Jeeves would bear with all the peeves to get it across the border.

Annachi would receive and distribute it across the vast lands of Karnataka.

This man's confused if he's the Tiger or the Cow in the Punyakoti story.

Annachi had only one villain in his story.

Suleiman, the quickie loving quack.

Suleiman and the slides were a long lost love.

Forget sliding, the man can't even sit upright.

Yet, he continues to eye Annachi's chair.

"I don't want the chair. I just want my share" are the words of SI Umesh.

If these idiots cause trouble, the one who comes to fix it all is 'Make-up Mallika'.

She has all the cosmetics needed.

But the one who gets their makeup done, ends up seeing

the Lord of death instead of themselves, in the mirror.

Despite all the squabbles, gunfights and bloodshed between them, they're all like a family.

Every family needs a 'Daddy', right?

The doer, the result, the action and the big daddy of this drug cartel is...

BRUCE LEE!

God! Make sure my boxers dry faster.

Don't pinch me, Aishu.

Listen!

Attracting women should come from the genes within.

Not from the jeans on the exterior.

Dude, Surya!

Quit calling because it's free of charge.

Check if the other person's free enough to answer!

You ruined my sleep! Disgusting!

Was Sire sleeping?

Did I disturb you?

Let that be.

Tell me which one of these two is good.

Surya...

If it indeed is true love

Her eyes should be lost in yours.

Instead...

If her eyes are staring at your pants... - Ay!

Don't say such things!

It hurts!

Every Friday, you doll up just because she's coming to your store.

What have you ever got out of it?

For five years, both of you went behind trees, sat on bikes,

Left no place untouched, to love each other.

You didn't even spare the mental hospital.

It's already been two years since break up.

Let her go man! Just move on!

Let me tell you a bitter truth.

She doesn't care about your pants.

She cares about what's inside it. - Karana!

Did it hurt? - Yep.

I'm sorry.

I was gonna say, she doesn't care about your pants.

She cares about what's in the pockets.

Nothing like that.

Mine's pure love.

Balls!

So much for being pure.

Forget the word, I can't even bear the smell of it.

Come closer.

Become my business partner.

I'll find you the right life partner.

Hold this.

[INCOHERENT SPEECH]

Exactly!

I'm glad you could finally trust me.

I've befriended a Chinese man on Facebook.

He'll send rejected products from online stores to our location.

We can sell it to your owner and make big bucks!

You didn't get what I meant back there, right? - What?

I did a big favour to a blockhead like you by letting you live with me.

And you expect me to trust you and give you money?!

Don't take away my only job with this half-baked idea of yours!

Fine. Let that be.

Why don't we sell those online rejects, online itself?

Let's make a fool out of him. What say?

Where's my bike key?

How's my idea?

This key doesn't unlock anything.

But your idea is superb. - Really?

All the best. Do it yourself!

Dude! Surya!

It's empty

Dude, why do you always cook only for yourself?

Am I your wife to feed you?! Get lost!

Surya! Will you ever prosper?

Will God be nice to you?

To hell with you!

You're my cutiepie, aren't you?

Don't be stubborn.

I'm almost done. Good boy.

See, how cute you look.

CHATTERBOX MOTHER-IN-LAW

Man's lost all his teeth, but hasn't stopped drooling.

He's been putting up an act just so this nurse can caress his cheeks every day.

Granny, shall I put apply some powder to you?

Please don't. I'm allergic to that smell.

Granny, there's a lot of age gap between you and grandpa, right?

SILENT DAUGHTER-IN-LAW

When he was of marriageable age, I hadn't even come of age.

Yeah, right. Why don't you tell her that you were a school going kid?

Look how such things don't escape his ears.

Tell him anything else and he goes deaf. - Let's go. I'm late for work.

I'll see you, Granny. - Bye aunty.

SILENT KILLER DAUGHTER-IN-LAW

Today, the word 'Famous' is just on the hoarding.

In the future, it'll really become world famous.

Ay! Wait up.

Come here.

Every day, you're on time.

Why are you always late on Fridays?

Mummy has told me that temple runs are compulsory for me on Fridays.

She's looking for a virtuous, righteous and a lucky..

What? A lucky who?

She's praying that I find a lucky bride.

Well! Is she praying to a male deity or a female one?

Man, why do you do this to yourself?

Can't you be here on time?

I already have it. [WHISPERS]

I've got everything in here.

Nithya!

Everything's already in here.

What's in there?

Your items! - What?

I mean... Groceries. Of course.

Who told you that I'm buying those things?

Hi, Madam.

If you need anything from the top shelf

Let me know. - No thanks.

Nithya...

Your feelings for me might have changed.

But I very well know that your Friday shopping list hasn't changed.

Listen, I know what I need to buy.

Mind your business and get lost!

Filling a woman's cart won't help you fill a woman's heart, Surya.

Get lost man!

'I know what to buy. Get lost.'

It's my cart.

Nithya.

Madam.

When I got you your groceries, you refused to take it.

You took things you didn't need and went back to keep them in their place.

You ended up taking the cart you first refused to.

Isn't this cheating?

In life, if we leave something or someone behind.

What does it mean? - Ummm...

What does it mean? - That we don't need it anymore.

Oh!

When women say they don't want it, they want it.

And when they do want it, they don't. Am I right?

Did your useless friend Karan come up with this?

What the heck! How did you guess it perfectly?!

Looks like you haven't forgotten our past.

Okay. Now tell me my Gmail password?

Yaavanig Gotthu? (Who the hell knows?) Get lost!

Yes! Correct!

The Y is in capitals.

The Y is in capitals.

Mani? - Yes?

Everyone's here, right?

This isn't school. Nobody gets to be absent.

Sincerity.

Mani.. this is good.

Don't waste it. - Okay, sir.

We'll lose billions. - Sorry, sir.

TELL THEM! - I will.

What are you peering at?

The bins will be leaving tonight for your shores, Annachi.

You will be receiving them in two days max.

Handle with care. - Yes, sir.

Annachi will take care, sir.

'Full safe sir. No problem.'

'Sir, you saw my report card? Performance?'

Got it. Bruce take a good look too.

Premium stuff. - Bruce sir?!

Bru... Oh my Lord!

Sir, his own eyes, he saw my... performance?

You know what, Annachi? - Tell, sir.

Bruce has never said anything good about anybody in the last five years.

But when he saw your report, he said...

"Annachi is fuc**** awesome! And I like it."

Thank you, sir.

I'm always fuc**** 'auu-some' sir.

Unfortunately, we'll miss once you retire.

No, Sir. I'm not missing sir.

Sir, I love.

What a Annachi day!

Bruce Lee and Annachi are close aides now!

I've prepared a special powder.

This will be a Mega-hit in the market.

The package will reach you in 45 minutes, Jeeves.

Make sure it reaches India safely.

Will do, Boss.

I just spoke to Annachi. Everything's under control.

They're waiting.

And I'm waiting to show the world.

Who.. I.. am!

Though Bruce Lee is the big daddy of the drug cartel,

his biggest enemy was his own daddy.

Bruce Lee's parents who were doctors asked him what he wanted to become when he was a kid.

Bruce Lee stood scratching his bum.

Neither did he bend as a sapling, nor did he bend as a tree.

In a family filled with ten degree holders,

they saw Bruce Lee struggling to get past the 10th grade.

His father kicked him in the ass, calling him a shame to the family.

Bruce Lee fell into the land of similar faces, China.

When the world went into a lockdown and Wuhan people were hunting bats

Bruce Lee locked the doors and created a new world within the walls.

He is now offering this creation back to the world.

♪ How could the unfair creator make this beautiful man a bachelor? ♪

♪ How could he make this beautiful man a bachelor? ♪

Gopalu! Come on I say!

SCISSOR HANDS GOPALA Dammit! This is inauspicious!

How many times do I've to tell you?

You don't pay 100 rupees. It's always 101 rupees.

Our man's senti-mental.

Watch me, Mama (Uncle). I'm scoring 101.

It's a 101% percent guarantee that the bride we're about to visit will say yes.

You're pretty overconfident.

Despite all the double digit visits to brides, you're still single.

Bloody mama!

'A bullet for a gun. A man for a woman.'

The creator has etched the words long ago. Remember.

I beg you not to utter such stupid lines in front of the bride.

Why not?

Don't you dare mention your high school love stories.

What about my Uganda Vade?

Don't even think of sharing your Uganda Vade recipe.

Can I share my lovely reels?

Those reels?

Don't ever show her those reels with your stupid face in it.

What do you want me to do?!

I sent you YouTube videos on 'How to behave'.

You saw them, right? - Hell no, Mama!

In a hurry to lose one's virginity, one shouldn't lose their originality.

I will always be myself! Ta-Da!

All the best! - That's the spirit, Gopala!

Dammit! We're screwed.

Did you have to say it? Did you really have to?!

What's wrong in wishing the best?

You wished the same last time. You know what happened?

If my dog doesn't like him, I don't like him either.

Just because the dog didn't wag it's tail, they didn't even let us in.

All thanks to you! - Let him go, Mama!

See you, Gopala. Bye. - Bye.

Let's go, Mama!

Annachi's an idiot.

Keeps sending us humans. Damn irritating.

This injection is to increase a cow's lactation.

Why would you give him this? You idiot!

[COW MOOS]

There's a cow outside.

The cow made the sound. Not him.

He seems to be improving.

Let me know if he lactates. - Sure, sir.

Lactates?

Dammit! Tell me if he gains consciousness.

I'll tell you no matter what comes next.

Hope there was no difficulty in finding the house.

Not at all.

Not at all.

Not at all.

My daughter's getting ready. She'll be here soon.

Sure.

Sure.

Sure.

Quit saying things thrice.

Three is your unlucky number.

Twice will do.

Okay.

Okay.

Pavan is a very good boy.

He lost his parents a couple of years ago.

Yes. In an accident.

He's an engineer.

A software engineer. I work from home.

My daughter too has been working from home since two years.

Superb! We can connect to the same Wi-Fi!

If you need the Wi-Fi password...

I can share it right away.

You're overdoing it. Calm down.

The girl hasn't consented to the marriage yet.

Pooja. Come here.

You should've offered it to him first.

You take it, dad.

YOU!

Oh! It's you.

Pooja

Age: 27

Marital status? - I'm single, sir.

Very good. - Thank you, sir.

Not, sir. Call me Pavan.

Okay.

I'm very impressed with your resume.

You're perfectly fit to be...

My.. My partner. - Partner?!

I mean a partner for the team. - Oh.

Thank you, sir.

What's the pay package you're offering? - 21 lakh rupees per annum.

Oh really?

Not yours. Mine.

I'm just letting you know.

So, you're still unmarried.

Any plans of getting married?

No, sir. Right now I'm focusing on my career.

Well, I've not planned anything on the marriage front.

You should!

From financial planning to family planning, one should plan it all.

Look at me. I've my own house and a car.

I've millions of rupees saved in the bank along with a life insurance policy too.

All I need now is a nominee for the policy.

But I think there's a lot of time for that.

I kept telling myself I have time and now... I'm 35.

Sir, actually... - I know.

You were going to tell me that I don't look that old, right?

Love has no eyes. Marriage has no age.

I'm 35. You're 27.

A difference of 7 years.

As we take the 7 vows, the difference will disappear.

If it's a yes from you...

Without being shy for a moment, she spoke so boldly.

My my!

She was not shy. But you're shameless.

Take this.

100 girls have rejected you, yet you laugh.

99, Mama. Only 99 rejections.

Just because a girl rejected me twice, that doesn't count.

Sumanth bro!

I've an urgent doubt.

I read it on the internet that if you lift such heavy weight at once

Your body bends the other way. Is it true?

You're not getting any girl because you ask such nonsensical questions.

PROTEIN PRODIGY

Meet a 1000 more girls, yet nobody's going to say yes to that face.

Ay!

You rookie youngling!

You've no respect for the elders.

Look at this idiot.

You... - Mama!

It's okay, mama.

Sumanth brother.

It doesn't matter how many girls took a look at this face before my marriage.

I want a girl who wishes to see this face forever after our marriage.

My time's not far away.

I'm waiting with the ring in my hand.

All I need is a girl to walk the aisle.

She will come.

Please don't open the make-up kit, Mallika.

Thrash me a couple more times.

Please.

♪ Beautiful beyond measure, that's you, my beloved beauty ♪

I've settled the powder accounts properly.

Jeeves must have made a mistake.

♪ To take a peak at you, came the crescent moon ♪

These are chemicals. Please don't.

Mallika, please don't hurt me.

Let me go.

We were like a family.

Forgive this brother of yours.

Just a little longer.

Even if I want you to stay, you won't be around.

I'll talk to Jeeves. Please don't hurt me.

Mallika, please don't.

There's smoke coming out of it.

Jeeves wanted me to take extra care of you and paid me extra for it.

Mallika, I'm a father of two girls.

If I die, who will they lovingly call 'Daddy'?

Just because you own a cinema theater, why deliver such cinematic lines?

Wow. - Mallika, try to understand.

I'll fall at your feet.

Please... - I'm getting bored. Now shut up!

The job's done, Jeeves.

Excellent, Mallika.

Hope you had fun.

Of course.

He was a handsome subject.

He was so pretty and peaceful when I left.

You're insane.

I'll transfer the money to you right away.

That's fine.

Money is not an issue, Jeeves.

Any enemy of yours is my enemy too.

So, don't worry.

Thank you, Mallika.

I'll get in touch with you for the next assignment.

Sure. I'll be...

Waiting.

I'm sorry, Mallika.

When someone as strong as you, wanted to marry me

I thought you were joking.

A lonely human needs a companion.

That is true.

But, I'm not the one.

How was that? - Well...

It doesn't matter if you twirl the booze, the customer should sway after drinking it.

Quit this monkey business.

Malli brother, listen to my business idea.

You'll prosper beyond everyone's reach.

I listened to your stupid idea and wasted money on this lighting and decor.

Shut your trap and work! What a dumbo!

Let me business plan work.

I'll employ this guy as a watchman!

This guy will never prosper!

Hi. - Hey.

That's a beautiful necklace.

FOREIGNER FROM KASHI

This one? - Yes.

A priest gave it to me in Banaras after I performed the funeral rites.

Funeral?

But my lady, you're still alive.

What you see is just my shareera (body).

My soul is free and liberated, you know?

It's immortal.

And how exactly did he liberate your soul?

He took me to his holy abode where he had 50 lotions and potions of every shades.

Ah! I got it.

50 shades of priest. - Yes.

I literally felt my soul leave me.

But you know what is more important than liberating your soul?

What?

Nirvana.

The big O.

Or whatever you call it.

[SPEAKS IN MANDARIN] - Sit down!

We need this b******.

Nobody else can do this. - His wife ran away

This b****** has been drinking for the last 72 hours.

Maybe we can cut his finger and use that. - No.

We need his eyes too.

Let me register the details.

Brother, just a moment. - Your name?

Surya.

Age? - Marriageable age.

What are you getting checked?

My heart. Heart check-up.

The cardiologist will be here by 7 P.M.

God, I can't wait that long.

This is the question of me and my two dependent fishes.

What?! Wait up!

Where are you taking those fishes? - For moral support.

While one man was carrying a fish for moral support, here was

a man who couldn't support his own body sent to get the 'matter'.

GOOFY MORON MADE IN CHINA

Where have you brought me?

You f***** moron!

Now get to your bloody senses!

Shoot him if needed.

But the shipment must go tonight.

Okay.

When you medicate a sleeping man to wake up, side effects are bound to happen.

Sir, if you stand this close to me, I feel uncomfortable.

Initially, you'll find it so.

As time passes, I'll make you comfortable.

Sir...

The objects behind closed doors, are closer than they appear.

Tch! Who's that?

Don't you have the common sense to knock before coming in?

I'm sorry.

Sorry to disturb you.

Surya!

Please?

Why the hell are you barging in? Get out!

Say it again?

Why are you barging in? Get out!

Not you.

You.

Surya?

3.. 5..

7.

The last time she called me Surya was...

2 years, 8 months and 23 days ago, you know?

Oh no.

If I knew things changed so long ago, I would've tried to get her before.

Have you kept count of the days too? - Nithya.

I've no idea how quickly the five years I spent with you flew away.

After that every moment has been... - Hell?

Yes. - It felt like hell to me too.

Every moment I was away from you.

Hell? - Hell.

Hell! - Hell.

Hell. - Hell.

Hell. - Hell.

If he'd come by 30 minutes later, I'd have shown her heaven.

I'm sorry, Surya.

What did you say? Say it again?

I'm sorry. - Not you.

You.

I wonder which coding language God uses to write one's fate.

This moron messed it all up by exchanging the bar codes.

♪ Say yes and you’ll be left in high spirits ♪

♪ Say no and you’ll be left parched and hungry ♪

♪ When something is up for grabs ♪

♪ Grab it and a paradise awaits you ♪

♪ Fool the world and deliver sermons ♪

♪ No matter whose show it is, it’s your time to shine ♪

♪ A mess, it’s a mess! Ooo la la la! ♪

Dude...

Were you just talking all night? - Yeah man.

What else does one do? - What else?!

Instead of using little, you pour tons of it.

Of course it'll get over.

Your son ran away unable to bear your questions.

'Gama Gama' is out of stock. Call up the supplier.

Hello? Do you've stock of 'Gama Gama Powder'?

We'll get it today.

I'll send it by tomorrow morning.

Get both the boxes to my chamber.

That's a good sign.

Annachi? - Yeah?

The powder has reached the godown.

Oh my Lord Muruga!

No auspicious work should happen around the No moon day.

Let's collect the consignment from the godown tomorrow night.

♪ Even a saint needs salvation for pleasure ♪

♪ The drug of joy is a must ♪

Hello? - Is 'Gama Gama Powder' in stock?

It is.

Do you prefer 'Home Delivery'?

Interesting. You've got that service too?

We don't do delivery for everyone.

I could specially do one for you.

Okay. I'll tell you when. Bring it over.

Surya, you need to bill it even if it's a personal purchase.

Deduct it from my salary, sir. - Oh.

♪ The world has turned aromatic ♪

♪ This right here is a congregation of the problematic ♪

Why haven't these people come yet?

I'm famished. - Want some puffed rice?

Fine. Get it.

Looks like they're here.

♪ The world has turned aromatic ♪

What? The door?!

The powder?!

Ay! Hold up!

Bring your hands forward.

Repeat after me. Okay?

I shan't fall behind on my words.

I shan't fall behind on my words. [IN UNISON]

I shan't think of evil things.

I shan't think of evil things. [IN UNISON]

I shall return the stolen goods. This is a certainty.

A certainty. - A certainty.

Annachi!

You get pissed off at wrong times.

And now? You've stuck a lemon to the machete!

Time to show them! - Show what?

Show them your anger! - What do I do?

Finish one of them and the rest will talk.

Shall I start from you?

Annachi, I meant one of them.

Calm down!

When a man gets angry, he commits a hell lot of mistakes.

How many? How many more mistakes should I commit?

How many more?

When a man commits a mistake...

Somebody from above will be watching him.

Didn't I just tear two more holes with the nine others in your body, Annachi?

How's that for revenge?

Wait for a while.

Chotu, everything's ready right?

Who are you? - A piles patient.

Get your bum here!

They see a bed and go for it!

This is the Doctor's bed.

Bhai (brother), a call for you.

Here you go.

Suleiman!

Who are you, dumbf***?

Bhai, it's me Umesh.

Tell me, mothe******r!

Whose consignment is it? - Mine for now.

Pay for it and it's yours.

94.224.

Bhai, I already have your phone number.

Tell me the address.

You duffer!

This is the coordinates of the location you need to come to.

Oh Okay. Deal.

How long has it been hurting?

I've a surprise for you. - What is it?

Close your eyes now. - Okay. Done.

Ta-da! - Oh my god.

I never expected this.

Thank you so much.

Sorry. I probably hyped it up a bit too much.

Why do I see an extra tin?

Oh you mean this one?

Since you always bought this powder in bulk at my store

I've been using this in and out.

In and out? Really?

Why are you laughing?

I bought the powder for my patient.

I don't use it.

Really?

All these years, we were happy.

From now on, you both be...

Happy re-union.

Listen. Come here. - What is it?

Why did you get all of this?

Didn't I just ask for a Kushka?

It's just that

I'd made a vow that I won't eat chicken on Thursdays, if you come back into my life.

Oh yeah. He did.

Listen miser!

See the drunk guy on the last table?

Yes? - I'll add your food to his bill!

I was just convincing him to push the vow to the next Thursday.

You both enjoy your meal, okay? - Sure.

Have it.

If we go elsewhere, it would be expensive.

Isn't that why you got me here?

What? Not at all!

The ambience and hygiene of this place is A1!

A..?

Shall I cook at home tomorrow?

I don't feel bad that you don't have money, Surya.

I feel bad that you've no intention to make any.

Make the Fish Fry. You cook it well.

Let's eat at home.

Okay?

Okay.

News.. leakage, damage, damage.

Sir?

Annachi, you idiot! Where the fuc* did you lose the package?

Sir sir sir! I'm sorry, sir.

Sir sir! I'm very very very sorry, sir!

Sir, the package, news, leakage, sir.

In warehouse, storage. Yes, sir.

Sir, I checked the footage.

Damage, sir! Damage!

Stop it, you old bugger!

You know what Bruce is going to do to us?

There's no second chance.

Sir, sir! No no. Please, sir. Give me chance, sir.

Sir, I will 'found' the powder sir.

God promise. Mother promise. So many promise, sir. - No. I'll take care of it.

You stay out of it. - No no, sir. Please, sir.

Everything is my control. Sir, please...

Get lost, motherf...!

Dammit!

Bruce Lee dies when someone makes a mistake.

Bruce Lee doesn't want to die.

Not today. - I'll get my doll on the job.

She'll get this done. - Shut up.

A week.

I will give you a week.

After that, heads will start to roll.

Wait! Something is going on here.

The same house but the look is new.

It's the same table, but the cloth's new.

It's the same kitchen.

But it smells new.

My my!

It's the same friend, but...

I didn't expect you to come home tonight.

Then who were you expecting, Surya?

Nithya has told that she'll come home.

Conjajulations bradar! Conjajulations!

Abbababa! Lottery!

It's not what you think, Karan. - What is it then?

We'd planned to dine and talk.

Where were you planning to talk?

Right in the hall here? On the balcony out there?

Or in the... bedroom?

Karan! - Look at you.

Did it hurt? - Yes.

We've been together for five years.

And she came in between us. Imagine how hurt I am.

Get lost.

Karan! - Get lost.

Quit following me like a puppy. - Open the door, Karan.

Don't jump the gun and make a hasty decision.

Open the door, Karan.

Please?

Oh my!

Where are you going with such sexy clothes on?

Ay! All you get with your girl is a dinner.

Both my dinner and dessert are waiting for me.

Karana! - What?

I hope you won't bring back your stinky ass in here later.

I don't even plan to be back in the morning.

Get lost! - You get lost!

Coffee?

I don't want any coffee, Madam.

Not for you. - Oh.

Coffee?

Show me the cup.

Give it to me.

Why are we asking about our future from an unwashed cup?

You won't get it, Annachi.

The two routes have separated.

He was with you, but has now stabbed you in the back.

You mongrel! - Not me, Annachi.

You're looking for someone.

Yes. Of course. - But, two of them...

Two of them are looking for you. - Annachi...

It's the English man and Bruce Lee.

Didn't I tell you that this woman has superpower?

Those two are now talking about you!

Dei! Who's that?

Speak up now!

It's gone silent.

Travel?

Was comfortable.

Bhai, isn't he Annachi's right hand?

Why is he selling the powder to us?

Does one gift the wife a saree stolen from the mother-in-law's home?

Oh no. One should gift it to the setup (keep), right?

You mean... I'm his keep?

No.

Pick him up.

Gosh!

Go on. - Yes, Bhai.

Take his bag.

Bhai, he's holding on to it like a corpse would.

Ay!

Where are we?

In heaven, my darling.

Give me the stuff.

You'll get it only if you pay.

Bhai doesn't pay for coffee even without tasting it.

Overthinking won't help, darling. Give it to me.

This is the powder?

Yes. That is it.

Oh no.

This is powder.

I know. It's powder.

Inspector, my darling!

Is this powder?

No, Bhai.

This is Talcum powder.

Look here. I see a Lotus here.

Madam, excuse me!

Lotus is everywhere now.

We didn't come all the way here to see the Lotus in your cup.

Will we find what we're looking for?

If yes, where will we find it?

Take a look and tell us, madam.

Please.

It'll come.

A signal will come.

Once the signal appears, you'll start to see your way ahead.

[MOBILE PHONE RINGS]

Hey! - Dimwit!

I didn't expect you to turn out to be such a scoundrel!

Dei, Suleiman!

Mind your words. I won't utter abuses.

Else, I would chop you like meat.

God forbid. - Cut the damn call!

Madam, tell me.

What kind of signal will it be?

What if you just received the signal?

Oh my Lord Muruga! Palani!

Hey Suleiman!

What's the matter? Tell me.

I'd thought of you as the Alpha!

Yet you turned out to be an impotent bugger who's trying

to fool me by sending Talcum powder with your aide.

I have not sent anyone!

I've coronated the guy you sent. Take a look.

Darling, talk to him!

Umesha! Are you still alive?

What is this? - Sorry, Annachi.

In a fit of rage against you, I stole the boxes from the godown.

The markings were right.

But there's no powder in them.

There's only Talcum powder.

There's no original powder in the box?!

Where the hell's the powder?!

'99, Mama.'

'Only 99 rejections.'

'Just because a girl rejected me twice, that doesn't count.'

9

9

9

6

Five.. Four.. Three.. Two.. One.

Zero!

Lift off! We've a lift off!

For the last two days, the crowd is maddening!

For the last two days, the crowd is maddening!

The Lord has finally blessed me!

Why have you tied me up?

What are you wearing?

You! I'm talking to you!

Tulsi, I'm your mother-in-law.

I hope you remember.

My dear mother-in-law!

Blow, my child.

Get away, woman!

What's wrong with you?!

Let me go!

You were fine until now! - Why are you leaving? Stay!

I'm telling you!

Come back!

This...

This feels good, Surya.

You mean the fish, right?

I cooked after a long time.

But I didn't think it would turn out this good.

There's something on your lips.

Huh? Where?

Right there.

Here? - No. On the right side.

Here? - No. Go lower.

Now?

Oh no. It's still there.

I'm not able to figure it out.

Will you help me? - Come on.

It's right on your lips.

Can't you find it?

Whatever's on the lips...

Should be found by another set of lips, right?

Oh! I'm sorry! - KARANA!

Give me five minutes!

Get out! You'll have it from me!

Who is it?

Who are you, Madam?

You shouldn't be here. Leave.

You promised. Why did you return?

I'm done. I'm leaving.

Why did you return? - I'm leaving man.

Tell me why did you come?! - It's nothing.

What's in your pocket? - Nothing.

Show me! Show me now! - It's nothing!

Let it go! It's nothing! - Show me the damn thing!

The marked box has gone missing from your chamber.

Tell me where the box is.

Somebody took it, Madam.

I swear I don't know who.

Jeeves sir!

The box is mix-matched, sir.

Original box but duplicate powder, sir.

The original powder in godown, sir.

What do you mean?

I'm sorry for disrupting your kiss.

I came to take this.

Hold it! There's no Talcum powder in this tin.

'That powder'.

Jeeves, you should've told me a little earlier.

I wasted all my gels and creams on absolutely nothing.

There's been a mistake in marking the boxes.

The powder should be in the godown.

Check the other boxes. Now!

No, Jeeves. The box is not here.

But the bill says it's been dispatched to...

'Famous supermarket' in.. Mysuru.

If we sell all of the powder here.

We'll be making Rs. 4 crores!

As a nurse, won't I know about this?

Oh! Yeah, that makes sense. - I mistook you. I'm sorry.

Dude, this isn't the only tin that came to the store.

There's at least 25 more tins with this.

Surya, let's go. There's urgent work to do.

Where to? - We'll tell you.

But where to? - Just come along!

Come on, Surya! - Fine! I'm coming.

Get in!

If we'd waited for two more hours, we could've entered from the front door.

The sooner the better.

One shouldn't delay such things.

Oh my god!

Should I call the Sub-Inspector? - So many tins!

If we get our hands on all of them...

Who knows what kind of cracks and crevices the powder has breached?

How do we get back all of the powder?

Why are you getting worried man?

I've a superb plan.

Every time you mention a plan, it scares me.

Who are you calling at this hour?

Hello? - Hello Umesh Sir?

I've ten kilos. - Whoa! Stop it!

Ten kilos of what?

Hello Umesh Sir.

You'd given the newspaper from the station for recycling, right?

The total earning is Rs. 40.

Shall I send it over on phone?

No need. You can keep it. Umesh is busy right now.

Okay. Thanks.

What a rascal!

Doesn't even hesitate to make money from the newspapers.

Ay! Why did you take the phone away?

If we'd informed Umesh sir, he would've got us a cash prize or a medal.

Isn't that right, Nithya? - What?!

A medal and a cash prize?!

Have you lost it, Surya?

Listen to me.

Instead of handing it over to the cops, if we sell the powder

We can settle down once and for all.

What?! - Yes.

YOU WANT US TO SELL THE POWDER?! - Shush!

Don't call it powder. Call it 'the stuff'.

Karan and I've decided.

Give it a thought. - Come here.

What? - I find this very risky.

Why are you always so scared? - Why are you always so greedy?

Ay! Calm down.

Please calm down.

Man was a sore sight when he was alive.

Look at him dolled up with liptick and powder.

He died as a beautiful gentlewoman.

Mani, if things had gotten out of hand, it would've been us instead of him.

Annachi, there's no man who can even touch you.

Not a man.

A woman. - A woman?

She didn't just touch him.

She gave him a touch up and killed him.

What do you mean? - I mean to say...

She's a lady killer.

Hi Ma'am. I'm Surya. How can I help you?

Do you've any Talcum powder?

Let me show you.

Try this madam. Sandalwood fragrance.

This is from our very own Mysuru. It's awesome!

Not this. I was looking for the 'Gama Gama Powder.

We had them in the store. But we're out of stock now.

Didn't a new stock arrive recently?

Is it already out of stock?

Well, it's a Chinese product. It's dirt cheap.

Everybody in this city, be it children, old men, girls, aunties or old women.

All of them use it.

The product's always in demand.

But how did you know that a new stock had arrived?

I'm the from that Chinese product company.

There's a defect in the product.

Oh god.

What do I do now?

Surya!

If I don't retrieve the powder, I'll lose my job.

Surya, please?

Help me.

Help me out in any way you can. Please.

I'm glad you held my hand.

But this isn't in my hands.

It might help if you talk to the manager.

The manager's cabin is over there.

Do you expect me to walk in to every home

and tell them that our product is defective?

What will happen to the reputation of our store?!

Please sir. Do something.

What do you want me to do?

We believe that the customer is god.

How can I do this to them?

Forgive us this one time.

It is because our supermarket is famous in all of Mysuru

We've named it as 'Famous Supermarket'.

If you cause such issues, we'll lose all of our valuable customers.

What do we do if somebody sues us?

Time to escape!

But I feel bad for you.

Looks like you're a lone woman too.

I'll excuse you this time.

But make sure this doesn't repeat again.

I'll inform my employee. Collect the details from him.

Thank you so much, sir.

If you hadn't helped me out now, things would've gone from bad to worse.

Thanks.

So many addresses?!

Are you confused where to start from? - Yes, Surya.

Start from where the sun sets.

I mean, start from the west.

Bye, Surya.

It'll take us a week to recover all of the powder.

It'll take us much longer.

We don't have time. All we've is two days.

What's wrong? - Why do you say that?

A woman from the powder gang had come to the store.

How was she? - A bomb!

I've given her fake address for now and managed the situation.

But before she finds out, I need to get my hands on it

You mean, we should get our hands on it.

Fine. Yes. We should get our hands on it. - Okay.

I'm in.

[CRIES OF CELEBRATION]

All of this, is for you.

1.. 2.. 3. No. 3.. 2.. 1?

What are you both doing?

We're thinking as we walk.

You can sit and think too, right?

We didn't think of that. - Of course.

♪ When luck goes around the city and comes knocking at your door ♪

♪ It’s tradition to welcome it home ♪

♪ When Gandhi's three monkeys spots peanuts, morals shall go down the drain ♪

Gym boy and housewife are mine.

I'm looking for a model for my advertisement.

Are you interested in acting?

♪ Investigate and you’ll find some dazzling stuff ♪

Why do you keep crying all the time? Calm down.

♪ I got no feeling ♪

Tulsi and the virgin groom are yours.

Off late, she's acting possessed. - Really?!

A couple of days ago, she took a belt and thrashed me with it.

A belt?! - Yes. See for yourself.

Oh no. It's turned all red!

♪ I got no feeling ♪

Hi. Tell me?

Hello. I'm from the census board.

The hair saloon guy and the...

Priest. - They're yours.

The child had lost its way and gone astray.

He roamed around and was at the Kukkarahalli lake.

He was about to fall in and we managed to save him.

We assumed that this must be his house and got him here.

Ready? - Ready!

Excuse me?

Surya! - Hi!

I was heading to Ashokapuram.

How do I get there? - Drive straight ahead.

Turn left and take the road ahead.

Okay. Bye. - Bye madam.

You're sexy. Now move!

Since two days, the crowd has been maddening.

The razors have gone blunt.

Looks like God has finally answered my prayers.

Please sit down.

When the Lord has blessed us, why don't we celebrate to it?

Come on, Gopalanna! - Not now. No.

Let's party! - Fine.

Aren't you Surya from 10th standard B section?

You're Aarathi, right? - Yes.

Looks like you already have a child.

This is the third one.

The other two have gone to school.

How many people are you in your family?

Are you married? - Madam!

I very well know that you're a nurse.

Not just that. I even know why you're here.

Why am I here?

This snack is damn good!

I recently saw Ganesh's movie '99' on TV.

Oh! You did? Did you like it?

The girl I'm about to marry has sent you for to verify my background. Didn't she?

Isn't that right?

Brother-in-law, you're very intelligent!

You know everything! - Thank you.

Come on in. Let's down a couple of glasses.

What? - I meant tea.

Come on in!

Be mine? Really?

Please come inside.

Food delivery.

Excuse me madam. Good news.

You want me to be the model of your advertisement?!

Why the surprised tone?

You think only women can be models?

Nope.

You're as good as them.

But why? - Do you hear it?

Do you hear how loud my heart is beating?

I can't believe this is happening.

I'm here to make you believe.

Come with me.

♪ Don't ever let go of opportunities God throws at you ♪

Head straight. Keep going.

Should I drive that way? - Drive away for good.

He's very naughty.

Look how dirty his clothes are.

Forget the clothes. Worry about his tummy.

Who knows how hungry this naughty brat has been?

Please come on in. Food's ready. - Please accept the food.

I've no bad habits such as drinking or smoking.

Really? - Definitely!

Do you know when was the last time I got angry?

It's 2024 now. It was in 2013.

It's been 11 years? Oh my god!

For the first time in life

God proposed. - Man accepted it too.

All I ask you is to give me a letter certifying that she's gone mad.

Sure.

Will you come in with me? - What?!

No way. Go in yourself.

Ay!

Please!

Thanks!

I'll see you. - Take care.

Oh no!

Mother-in-law, why are you running?

I'll see you then?

Back pose.

Superb! - Is this okay?

Thank you.

Is this the only tin? - Yes. This is the only one.

Okay. Thanks.

Are you from the powder company? - Yes.

How much is it?

Not counting the wastage, there's 9 kilos 298 grams.

Even if it's a bad deal, we'll get at least 40 crores for all this powder.

With all the money, not only in this lifetime.

I can settle down for seven lifetimes.

Feel free to dream later.

First think of how you're going to sell this.

I know a middleman. Let me go and make a deal.

Go ahead. - Excuse me!

We'll come with you. - Yes. We'll come with you.

Three is an unlucky number for auspicious jobs.

Yes. Three of us shouldn't go.

Listen, until this is sold and we get our hands

on the money, we'll do everything together.

Yes. Together. - How about going to the prison together?

Prison? No!

I don't know about that.

Surya, you go with him. - I'll come with you.

Why do you nod to everything she says? - Do I?

We're doing this for our good, right? - Yes. This is for our good.

This isn't for our good. It's for her benefit.

She's a witch in disguise of a nurse.

How dare you!

Stop it both of you!

Who wants an Omelette? - I do. [IN UNISON]

Make it yourself.

Make a half-boiled egg for me.

[PHOTOGRAPHER] Sir, you'll be fine. Come along.

Him and I are good buddies. He's an old acquaintance.

Watch where you walk. Don't stomp a fish.

Oh. You're right.

Hey Middle!

I need a favour from you.

Shut your trap and walk away.

The last business idea you gave me brought me to the streets.

Look at you shamelessly asking for a favour.

Sir, spread it wide!

I mean.. open your arms wide. - Boss, forget the past.

Do this for me.

I needed some information about powder.

Dude! Quit calling it powder in the public.

Call it 'the stuff'!

Okay. Fine.

Come to this side. - Am I standing right?

Yes sir. Stay that way.

Move a little to the left.

Is this a middleman's way of staying in the middle?

No.

Just so nobody suspects me. - Oh.

Is this okay? - Let's go for another take, Sir.

Madam, get in there. - Sure.

The video will turn out to be brilliant! - Okay.

Don't be scared. I'm with you.

Don't let me get swept away in the waters.

I won't.

I'll sweep you off your feet once we get back on the shore.

What?!

Ready?

This must be uncle's third or fourth marriage.

But look at how excited he is!

Dance!

What do you want?

Do you know anyone around who deals with the stuff in bulk?

When and where can I find them? I needed this information.

Why do you need that?

Well...

We were shooting a documentary for Wetflix.

I'm trusting you because of that baby face of yours.

I wouldn't have if it was for this moron.

On the eastern shore...

There's Annachi.

But he doesn't deal with locals.

No random person can meet him.

But what if we want to meet him?

There's a code word for it.

You can use it to meet him. - What's the code word?!

What's the second option other than Annachi?

On the western shore...

There's a man named Suleiman. - Okay.

He'll deal with any tom, dick and harry.

He's a traitor!

Namaskara, bro! - Hello, Dr. Ho!

Not 'Ho' you moron! It's Who!

Dr. Who!

What did you need?

Woman or stuff? - The stuff!

Take the straight, hit the dead-end, turn left.

Turn right. - Okay?

Right around the corner.

Okay. Thanks bro!

Bye. - Okay.

We'll see you.

Did you find a cinematographer for your documentary?

Well, that's obvious. It'll be you.

Let's go. - See you, Middle.

Get lost.

Annachi or Suleiman?

Who are we approaching first?

Annachi comes first, alphabetically.

Let's start with him. - Fine. Ride ahead.

['AAKASHAVE BEELALI MELE' FROM NYAAYAVE DEVARU]

♪ The wedding aisle is ours, right where we stand ♪

♪ The swaying green leaves are our well-wishing arch ♪

♪ The melodious chirps from the birds are the auspicious tunes ♪

♪ The flowing river’s melody are the wedding chants ♪

♪ Every step of ours accounts for the seven-auspicious steps ♪

♪ The setting sun is the veneration fire ♪

♪ It’s now time for the two souls to unite in Paradise ♪

Alexa! Stop!

I've a strange feeling.

Although I'm meeting you for the first time, it feels like I've known you for long.

Oh! Same here. Ditto.

Would you like some coffee or tea?

No, thanks.

I'm here for a survey on behalf of a cosmetics company.

Can I ask you some questions?

Please! Go ahead. Ask me.

Which Talcum powder do you use at home?

I've been using this since I was a kid. 'Gama Gama Powder'.

Since I was a baby, I've been using this powder.

My mother never let me change it.

Not just my mother, my father used it too.

My aunts, my dad's aunt, and my cousins too.

Some of my aunts used to stock up a couple of bottles too.

She used to use it a lot.

There would be powder all over her.

I love this.. - Sorry.

I can't help but ask you.

Why have you tied ribbons on all of your furniture?

You're the first person to ask me.

You see the TV? - Yes.

The first person to press the switch has to be her.

Where did the refrigerator go?

The refrigerator's in there.

The first hand to open the refrigerator door has to be hers.

You see the mirror? - Yes.

The first face to be visible in the mirror has to be hers.

You see the fan? - Yes.

Her skin has to be the first thing the fan has to soothe.

This bed you see? - Yes?

She has to be the first one to sleep on this bed.

She should sleep like a baby. Just like a baby.

Who is she?

The one. Wait a minute.

The one who'll turn this saint into a family man.

That will be her saree in our wedding.

To the man I gave my body and soul to, marriage felt like a prison.

Yet here's a man who thinks of marriage as a beautiful dream.

I wish I was the girl of his beautiful dream.

Mallika? Did you find it?

Yes, Jeeves. I found him.

Oh. Thank god.

You saved my life.

I'm going to let Bruce know about this.

Jeeves, I'm sorry. I didn't find the powder.

I checked everywhere. There must be some mistake.

There's no powder in this town.

Damn!

For God's sake. Please be sure.

There's one more place I need to visit.

I'll check and update you.

You fuc**d up, Annachi.

There's no powder in Mysuru.

My assassin checked every house.

Saar... How saar?

No chance, saar.

It is in a place of Mysuru, saar.

Saar, your 'Anacin' is cheater.

No, Annachi. You're a fool.

You don't understand the gravity of...

Saar...

Saar, Bruce saar. Please saar.

Two days time, saar.

We're Indian, saar. We're living in the tongue.

I will, found the powder saar.

Saar, mother promise.

Bruce saar.

Saar... Bruce...

Saar, don't kill.

Dei, Mani. - I'm coming.

Dei, Mani!

Open the damn thing! - Come on in.

Dei, worthless moron! Get in here!

All it took Bruce Lee was a bullet to end Jeeves' worries and kickstart Annachi's.

What are you doing out here?!

This witch craft works only with your face. Not mine.

Get inside!

Get in!

Shoot me!

Shoot now!

Shoot and kill me now! - Annachi?

Annachi, why are you panicking?

Calm down.

Look at me.

♪ Calm down, Annachi calm down ♪ - What the hell are you doing?!

This drop of sweat trickling down in fear has erased my lifeline forever.

"Who's coming for me?" "When are they coming?"

Instead of killing myself with these words echoing in my head

I'd rather take this bullet and die once and for all. Kill me!

Shoot man! Shoot me down!

Please don't do this!

How do I live without you? What will happen to me?

Ay!

I'll transfer the arecanut farm to your name.

Forget all of this and lead a peaceful life.

Lead a peaceful life!

What is it now?!

You were the tiger.

I was the claw in your paw.

Now you've become an innocent cow.

Let me be the bell dangling in your neck.

Please! - You swine!

Try and understand!

They will come for me! They will finish me!

They're here, Mani! - Oh no!

Annachi, you're panicking hard and I can feel my balls dropping!

I'll go and take a look.

Go ahead!

Go now!

Hold the gun! Fine!

Oh my Lord Muruga!

Who is it?

Kaala has sent us with the code.

♪ One ones are one ♪

♪ Kaveri is ours ♪

Move your filthy hands!

What a warm welcome.

Dude! Karana!

My heart is beating like a drum!

For you, it's just your heart.

In my case? - In your case?

Disgusting!

We're inside the Tiger's den.

The rest is in God's hands.

[ANNACHI DESPERATELY PRAYING]

Muruga! Lord Palani!

Save me from these deadly 'Anacins'.

Kaboom! Not today.

I want to live.

I should shower your statue with milk, right?

I swear I'll do it!

Not one. There's two of them.

Are they really here? - Yep.

Sit down.

These bad boys? - Sit man.

I can't trust them.

All of us can't be panicking.

Somebody has to start.

It's our first time, right?

That's why we're a bit...

Oh!

It's your first time.

And you've chosen Annachi?

The first name on the list... was yours.

Boys seem to have a list.

Are there many on the list after me?

Nah! Not at all.

If we strike the deal with you.

Consider everything else as stricken off the list.

Mani, they plan to strike everyone out.

Namaskara (Greetings), bro!

How are you all? I'm doing great.

I'm assuming you're all doing well.

When life makes you question if you're in an illusion or if the illusion's within you

People come to this place.

I'm here because no one's here at this late hour.

Come with me.

Let me show you why this place is special.

I didn't think this stuff would make it till here.

Totally! Neither did we!

The stuff came to us.

We came to you.

These statues.

These pillars.

These chairs.

When I look at them all, I'm unsure if this is a set piece for a play

or if they really are antique pieces.

Look people!

This building can come down any day.

Yet, this flimsy building has a fire exit.

Forget that.

Let's take a look at what's in the room to the right.

So? What say?

Shall we close the deal?

Who are you to close anything?

I'll close your doors to heaven forever.

What?!

Fire?! Where?!

Fire?! Run everyone!

Looks like this place has caught on fire!

People are screaming for help!

I need to go and save them!

I'm coming! Make way!

Annachi, you've got all the weapons and ammunitions!

FIRE - should be your next move.

Oh yeah!

Hail Goddess!

Bro, what's happening?

If you push a door, the door should open.

Why is this opening a portal to another world?

Doctor's here! - Thank God!

Who are these dimwits attacking me from every nook and corner?!

Karana! Run!

[CHAOS ENSUES]

Run away you morons! Run!

I'll thrash you with this brick!

Dude! Why the heck did he shoot us with a gun?

Either he should buy the powder... - Quit calling it powder!

Call it stuff! - Your head's stuffed with shit!

Couple more minutes and he would've stuffed us inside a box!

Excuse me?

Are you here to sell powder? - What the heck!

When did he get on our bike?!

Something was poking me all this while.

I didn't realise it was him.

Mister, I'm sorry! The front wheel's short on air.

Find another mode of transport for yourself.

Bros!

Sorry.

Let's meet again.

Leave now. Bye. - Fine. Whatever!

Nithya! - Nithya!

Where did she go? - Nithya?

Nithya? - Where is she?

Whoa!

Nithya? - Yeah?

Phew! Thank God!

What did you do to yourselves?

Nithya, there's no way we can sell that powder.

A bullet went 'zupakkk' past my ear today!

It went 'sakaaaakk' by mine!

The one by your feet? - Shush!

What the heck did you achieve today?

Oy! We didn't try and sell some coriander leaves to be done in a day!

Surya, from a hairpin to an aeroplane.

Everything can be sold!

All one needs is some sense in the head.

Madam, they're the type to point guns at that very head.

Having sense makes no sense to them.

If we go their den, a bullet to the head and a bomb under the bum is obvious.

So, we need to bring them over to our place.

Really?! How do we do that?

I'll do the next deal.

Bhai, this is an unknown number.

Hello? Who's it?

Tandon. Kaveena Tandon.

I've been in this trade for two decades

Why have I never heard of you?

Old heads tend to roll and new heads tend to rise in a real trade.

But a skirt's rising for the first time.

That's making me curious.

You'll understand when you come and see it for yourself.

What? Do you want me to come?

Mr. Suleiman, this isn't a pizza service to deliver it to your home.

The ball has to come towards the goal.

The goal never goes to the ball.

If you can't do it, I heard of some Annachi.

I can think of going to him.

Don't do that.

I'll come to you.

Where do I come? - Good.

Very good.

I'll share the location.

Did you enlist my number on Just dial?

Why does everybody who gets their hands on powder call me?

What in the hell is this place?

What the heck?

Why are they standing like wickets without the bails?

They don't have any bails.

But they have a bag in their hand.

Until that bag gets here...

This bag shouldn't go there. Got it?

If that bag gets here...

This bag should go there. Got it, Bhai.

Hold your horses! Stand right there.

Drop your weapons and ammunitions right away!

I can still see another gun.

You can't even see her face.

But you're already...

Nithya! - Yeah?

That is not a gun.

Okay.

Who's the boss among you?

Do I myself have to tell her who the boss is?

Sorry, Bhai.

It's him. He's our boss. Suleiman Bhai.

Suleiman, come forward by yourself.

Let the others stay back.

Is the stuff in the bag original?

Sunny, show them.

Okay.

A woman's the only drug that hits the moment you look, madam.

I'll know if the stuff is original only after I taste it.

How do I believe that you're carrying original currency in your bag?

Oh shit!

Sorry, Boss.

Moron can't even hand over things the right way.

Original money.

Sorry. - Another moron!

The sample's indeed superb!

How do I believe that the bag has this very stuff?

Fine! We'll throw the bag to you.

Feel free to check everything.

Catch it!

Good catch!

Darling! My sweet darling!

The bag is here!

'If that bag gets here...'

'This bag should go there. Got it, Bhai.'

Yayy! Hurray!

Good catch, Surya! I mean.. Sunny!

YES!

I'm dumb for watching this stupidity!

I'm dumber for showing this stupidity to all of you!

Therefore, let's forget the 'Powder Punters'.

I'll be back with a new topic.

Until then, I don't wish to show this face to all of you.

Sorry. Goodbye.

I thought we'll never see the 40 crore rupees.

You know I was almost in tears?

But why?

The deal went well, didn't it?

This dumbass!

When the fruit has dropped in the basket, which moron throws a stone at the tree?

Bhai, didn't you tell me that if their bag got to us, our bag had to go to them?

40 crore rupees went zipping past my head.

I'm sorry, Bhai! - You blockhead!

I should use you only for massages.

No matter how many ever times I tell you, you...

Hello? Annachi?

I need to talk to you.

Dude, the bomb's here. - Feel free to detonate it yourself.

Ladies first. Go ahead. - Please do this for us.

I don't care. You go and talk to her!

Hi, Madam.

This idiot's got a slide instead of stairs.

He's still stuck in school. - You'll slide down smoothly. Do it.

This moron gave me the idea of giving you the wrong addresses.

You did the right thing, Madam!

Careful. Slide down slowly.

Route no. 14 Rajinikanth!

I should punch...

Madam, I...

Annachi, I did a stupid thing.

You've to save me. - Wait, Suleiman.

You've found the powder, right?

Let's sit and discuss the way forward.

You know I can't sit down. Yet you're mocking me.

The base has cracks, eh?

How many more times will you die? Disgusting!

I'm sorry.

Madam, please forgive me!

I just wanted to share some breaking news with you.

This is a new t-shirt. Don't!

Madam!

Let's offer the powder and bail ourselves out.

Let's go to him right away.

We can't go to him.

He has to come to us.

♪ Here they come ♪

♪ Oho ♪

Come at us! - Let me go!

You think you can escape? - Let me go, fatso!

Leave me alone! Who are you guys?!

[CHAOS ENSUES]

NITHYA!

DAY - THE LAST DAY

TIME - A FUC**D UP TIME!

By the way.

That isn't a wall clock.

Every member of the house should increase their auditory range.

Listen to the instructions carefully.

Suleiman.

You're standing up for no reason.

Read the message laid out in front of you.

Today's task.

♪ 'O' my beloved breath of air' ♪

♪ Don't take my breath away in the name of love... ♪

Never mind.

You're all now inside a closed oxygen chamber.

For the air outside to get in here

For you to escape out of here

There's only one door.

But it can be opened

Only from the outside.

What?! [IN UNISON]

'Oh no! Is this how my life ends?'

Don't let this thought get you tensed.

All of you enjoy your last meal and take your last breath.

Non-vegetarians can feast on Mutton chops, Chilli chicken, Chaakna, Boti Gojju and Biryanis.

Vegetarians can eat the Gobi, Paneer and fruits.

If there are any vegans in here, feast on the air.

BRUCE

BRUCE LEE

How's the setup, Annachi? - I don't have a setup (keep).

Sorry. Issues down there.

I mean issues in my back.

How much oxygen is left in the room?

20%.

How many kilos of powder were there? - Well... Erm...

9 kilos 298 grams.

What happens when the oxygen level goes below 18%, Mother Nurse?

Our limbs go stuff and we'll lose our sanity.

Is it?

How much did you pay up and buy the stuff?

40 crore rupees.

40?!

What if the oxygen level goes below 11%?

We start hallucinating! - What?

Halogen? - I mean to say...

Forget Halogen.

It's time for you to go to heaven!

You'll understand it all in a while. Sit your trap down!

I'm sorry, Sir.

[MANI SNICKERS]

What makes this fire burn?

My lady?

Oxygen, Boss.

Blow them out, you swine!

Superb.

You've all paid attention to science classes in school.

What happens if the oxygen level goes below 6%?

Sudden death!

Dei!

If you suck in all the oxygen, what do we do?

Slowly.

Shut up!

You sold it.

You bought it.

You were looking for it and you lost it!

This stuff isn't just worth 40 crores, you fools!

It's pure uncut powder.

This stuff is worth...

400 damn crore rupees!

Oh my Lord! - 400 crores?!

'Did Bruce Lee come all the way from China in search of it?'

Is that what you're thinking?

Bruce Lee doesn't care about money.

For someone who wasn't valued by anybody, the meaning of life came from...

This powder.

His identity lies in this powder.

Powder is where my spirit takes flight.

A dance of light.

Powder is the potion of devotion.

A mystical emotion. - What?

Powder is where my soul finds its treasure.

O' powder!

My powder!

I...

Shall not spare any of you who wanted to take my powder away from me.

I shall take away your breath and kill you all.

HAIL GODDESS BHUVANESHWARI!

VANDE MATARAM!

Dammit! - Huh?

What was that?

I tried to escape.

No chance. Come back.

NO!

Dude, Surya!

I told you to throw the chicken. Why did you throw the powder?

'I told you to throw the chicken. Why did you throw the powder?'

'I told you to throw the chicken. Why did you throw the powder?'

Dude, where are you talking from?

I'm in the air with so many hostesses.

Look at that ring, Surya.

I did. It's beautiful.

Do you know that the ring has magical powders?

Really? Like what?

It has the power to change our destinies forever.

How does that work?

Surya. - Yes?

Nobody's watching. - Well, yeah.

Get the ring! Quick! - What?

You want me to steal it? - Shush!

Hurry up!

I find this very risky.

Why are you always so scared? - Why are you always so greedy?

Screw this!

Nithya! Don't!

Surya! - Don't!

Walk away silently.

HAIL GODDESS CHAMUNDESHWARI!

[NITHYA CHANTS HINDU PRAYER]

Please God!

HELP! SAVE ME!

Oh Lord!

Don't worry!

Everybody stay seated!

I will be the one to save you first!

I forgot your name! But that's okay!

Don't worry!

'Ass'assinated!

Run man! Keep running!

I thought of retiring with ten cows in my shed.

Oh Lord Muruga!

I see cows everywhere now.

I'm very.. extremely.. happy.

What now?

The child in Gowri's womb is in the wrong position.

Delivery might be complicated!

Oh my Lord!

I'm coming for you, womb!

Only if Shakuntale has the ring, can Dushyantha identify her.

What if I take the ring away?

Shakuntale

Forever

Will have to be alone.

Why are you pestering me?

I've been waiting for you to come.

Mallika madam, where are you?

I don't have it in me to leave you and live by myself.

Please hurry up.

Mallika!

Here I come!

HERE I COME!

The inauspicious time has made way for an auspicious one.

What's wrong?

O' baby of Gowri!

Daddy!

NO!

In the light of a bullet piercing the bum

I'm sorry to say this.

You shall never ever..

In your lifetime

Glide on a slide ever.

YA ALLAH! NO!

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!

Allahu Akbar - Vande Mataram!

[Suleiman] What will happen to me now?

Daddy!

Yuck! Disgusting!

Come this side you rotting baby!

Daddy!

Daddy!

Y'all don't worry!

Daddy!

Am I your son only if I become a Doctor?

Am I not your son otherwise?

You're not!

Daddy!

Daddy! But why?

Can't you accept me as I am?

You're my son only you if become a Doctor.

Saving lives is God's work.

You can be my son only if you become a Doctor that saves lives.

You understand?

Disgusting!

Daddy!

Don't leave me alone, daddy! - You're bloody not my son!

DADDY!

Mallika!

Everybody stay seated! Sit down!

Don't worry!

Come on!

Look there, Surya.

If you'd listened to me on that day.

We could've been in that aeroplane.

We wouldn't be in this situation.

If only I'd not listened to myself on that day.

I wouldn't have to listen to you today.

You're a wastrel!

Look around! There's waste all around.

Get lost!

Having Surya next to you is your biggest wealth, Nithya.

Understand that.

Or else, you'll end up as a loner like me.

No!

NO!

Mallika!

Mallika!

Mallika, what are you doing?

There's no fire outside, did it get in there?

It's good to be safe.

It felt warm until now. It's feeling cold down there.

Mind your language around women.

Mallika, let's go!

Mallika sit here.

We're here to repair Gas equipments.

If you need your gas cylinder, stove repaired.

Come to me.

Time to for film songs on Aakashavani.

Mallika, everybody's acting strange.

Let me feed them some bananas and come.

Wait here until then.

Stay right here. Okay?

Stay right here. I'll be back soon.

Don't!

The peels? - You can eat them.

Feed them to the cows.

Just eat! Why are you behaving like this?

To hell with you!

Salute! - Mallika!

Everybody's losing their shit. Let's get away from here!

Hurry! - Please.

Don't leave me behind and go. - Leave you?

I came here to take you with me.

Let's go! Hurry up!

What's wrong with her?

[OVERLAPPING CONVERSATION]

The oxygen level in here is reducing.

SURGICAL STRIKE!

That is why one should plant trees!

[SPEAKS GIBBERISH]

That's all the time we have.

Until then, do what you want to.

TICK-TOCK! TICK-TOCK!

The water level is reducing. Keep rowing.

Tick-Tock?

What's wrong with him?

Why do I hear a dog?

[SPEAKS GIBBERISH]

TICK-TOCK! TICK-TOCK!

It's time, Annachi.

Huh?

[SINGS 'NAAVADUVA NUDIYE GANDHADA GUDI' FROM GANDHADA GUDI]

You've been claiming to retire since forever.

You're not doing it.

When do I get to become the next Annachi?

Oh Lord Muruga! How's the cattle and sheep doing?!

I don't need a slide.

Ya Allah!

Give me the cash, the bitcoin.

Give me everything!

Take all the money you want!

Save him! Please!

No matter what I do, his body's not responding.

Is there no one who can save him?

Will you do as I say? - Yes!

Dr. Ho is here!

Please do something.

Tickle tickle tickle!

Hurry up and tell what you wanted to!

When you fall into water

You die.

When water fall 'ons' you

You live.

That's why you call it the elixir of life.

Water is knowledge.

Water is life.

Kohli is a right handed batter.

Dear, go and get me some water.

Water?

Where is it? - Right here.

Every form of life took birth in the water.

Oh.

On this earth, there's death for every birth.

A night for a day.

A yesterday for a tomorrow.

In the end, all that is left is...

A big zero. - I'll shove my big...

Tell us how to save my life.

For every plus, there is minus.

When this plus meets this minus.

Comes...

Comes...

Comes...

Life.

Plus and minus?

Plus-minus-plus.

Children, today I'm going to teach how to create oxygen from water.

Correct!

One can create oxygen through Electrolysis.

Plus and minus are a part of defibrillation.

He's asking me to give him an electric shock!

Move it!

Cathode and anode.

This is positive and this is negative.

I need air!

My breath!

Charge!

Charing!

Charge!

It's charging!

Charge!

I'll give you a whack now!

I love you, Surya!

SURYA HAS RISEN!

You finally saved a life.

Are you alright?

I love you, Surya!

Dude, Surya!

Why did you throw the powder at the fan?

But it was an awesome trip!

Am I spinning?

Or is my head spinning?

I can't make it out.

Did I fall from above or below? - From above.

I feel extremely light!

I love you, Surya!

How many times will you say the same damn thing?!

Make way!

Pavan?

Brother-in-law, when did you get here?

I've already selected a ring for our engagement.

Guys! Where is he?

Who? - The guy who was here.

Oh! You mean Bruce Lee? - Yes!

Forget him!

Where's my Mani?

Stop man!

Why are you doing this?

Swear on your mother that you'll make me the next Annachi.

Only then will I stop.

Let the secret he whispered, remain a secret.

Next time, I'll personally come and tell you.

Until then...