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It's...
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Brought to you by
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Dream Whip, the
whipped topping mix
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with all the flavor
richness of whipped cream.
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From General Foods.
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Well, let's see if
you've got everything.
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It's all there, Mom.
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Well, now, you're going
to be gone for three days.
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I want to make sure.
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Let's see, there are your socks,
your sweater, your pajamas...
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What are you doing with
a jar of my cold cream?
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That's not cold cream.
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I've got it filled with worms.
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Worms?!
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Watch it, Mom.
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You can't catch fish with
worms that are all shook up.
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Oh, they're no more
shook up than Mom is.
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Now don't put them back in here.
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Put them in the tackle
box and get them outside.
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You can pick them
up in the morning.
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Women.
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Oh. Honey, you go
get those dishes done.
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Okay.
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Evening, Mrs. Carmichael.
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Oh, good evening, Mr. Carter.
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- Won't you come in?
- Oh, thank you.
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Hope you don't mind,
but this is a central location
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and the station wagon
can pick it all up together.
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Oh, no, that's fine.
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- Just put it down anyplace.
- Oh, fine.
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- Uh, Mr. Carter?
- Huh?
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Uh, it was very nice of you
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to offer to be Jerry's
substitute father.
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Oh, my pleasure. I
like Jerry very much.
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Yes, I-I just wish the
feeling were mutual.
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What?
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Oh, I-I didn't mean
to put it so bluntly.
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I mean, he really
doesn't dislike you.
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But actually he's... he's very
unhappy about going with you.
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Hi, Mr. Carter.
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Well, hi, Jerry. Howdy, kid.
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Gee, I can hardly wait
for our trip tomorrow.
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We're gonna have
a swell time together.
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You bet we are, son.
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Uh, Jerry... Jerry, dear,
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you'd better go
upstairs and get to bed.
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You have to get up
at 6:00 a.m., you know.
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You bet I know.
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- See you, Mr. Carter.
- Hurry up, Jerry.
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Yippee! Yippee! Yippee!
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He's unhappy?
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He's miserable.
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He's just a great
little trooper, that's all.
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He-he, just, uh, he just knows
how to cover up, that's all.
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As long as he's stuck with you,
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he's going to try to
make the best of it.
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Uh, Mrs. Carmichael...
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Oh, and another thing...
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I do hope you know
how to put up with
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all of his little
idiosyncrasies.
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What idiosyncrasies?
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Well, uh, he's a
very restless sleeper.
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And sometimes he makes noise...
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Oh, Mrs. Carmichael,
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look, why don't you
just tell me the truth?
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Now, why don't you
want me to go with him?
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Because I want to
go with him myself.
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Oh, Mr. Carter, it was
very nice of you to volunteer,
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but, uh, it's just that...
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Well, you can't go,
Mrs. Carmichael.
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It's for men only.
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Now, look,
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Mr. Carter, if for some
reason, at the very last minute,
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something happened to you
and you wouldn't be able to go,
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and, you know... I'm sure I
could talk them into letting me go
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in your place.
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Well, Mrs. Carmichael, if
you have your heart set on it,
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I'm sure I can find some
reason for backing out.
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Oh, thank you, Mr. Carter.
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You'll know how I feel someday
when you become a mother.
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Coming.
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- Good morning.
- Good morning, Mrs. Carmichael.
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Jerry all set?
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Yes, he's all set and
he'll be down in a jiffy.
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- Good, good, good.
- Oh, what a morning.
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It's going to be wonderful
up in those mountains.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I can hardly wait.
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You can hardly what?
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I said I can hardly wait.
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Oh, wait.
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Wait? For what?
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To go on the trip.
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You see, Mr. Mooney,
Mr. Carter called last night
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and he's very ill
and, and he can't go,
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so I have to go in his place.
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Mrs. Carmichael,
you cannot go with us.
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Why not?
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- It's for men only.
- Yes.
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That's no excuse.
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Well-well-well, think of
the sleeping arrangements.
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There's only one
bedroom. We all bunk there.
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Well, I've got my sleeping bag.
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I'll sleep in the front room.
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Well, we also go swimming.
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Good. I'll get my swimsuit.
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We don't use swimsuits.
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Well, I'll sleep
in the front room.
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Oh, now, really, Mr. Mooney,
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I won't be any trouble at all.
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I'll be just like
one of the guys.
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I won't take no
for an answer now.
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I'm going upstairs
to get my purse,
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and I'm going to get Jerry and
we're going to be ready to go.
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One of the guys just went
upstairs to get his purse.
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What are we going to do, Ted?
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A woman along will put a
damper on the whole trip.
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And here I was looking
forward to three beautiful days
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- without any...
- Wait-wait a minute.
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She won't be with
us for three days.
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In fact, I doubt that
she'll last three hours.
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What do you mean?
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We are going to
give her the works.
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We are going to make
it so tough, so miserable,
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so unbearable...
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Give her the treatment?
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Oh, when I think of the
things we're going to do to her,
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I feel better already.
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Yoo-hoo, Mrs. Carmichael.
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We're waiting for you.
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All right, now hear this.
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Time for "Taps."
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Everybody hit the sack.
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Into bed.
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No, we've got a
big day tomorrow.
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Big morning. Get to sleep.
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We're going to fish,
we're going to hike.
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We're gonna have a great
time. Get some rest, attaboy.
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Hey, that was a very nice
dinner Mrs. Carmichael cooked.
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Worth waiting for.
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I thought she would
never get that fired started...
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Rubbing those
two sticks together.
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Have you got all
your chores finished?
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Yes. The dishes are all done,
the table's set for breakfast.
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I chopped the wood, I
swept the kitchen floor
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and I scrubbed it, too.
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Oh, well, did you burn up
all today's garbage and trash?
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I burned everything,
including three of my fingers.
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Compared to me,
Cinderella had a snap.
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- Hey, Mom.
- Yeah, baby?
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I just came back
to say good night.
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Oh, honey, don't
hug me too hard.
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My bones won't take it.
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- Good night, baby.
- Good night.
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Good night, honey.
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Well, good night,
Mrs. Carmichael.
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Good night, good night.
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- Good night.
- Good night.
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- Have a good night's sleep.
- Yeah.
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Oh.
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Ooh.
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Ah.
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Upsy-daisy.
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What do you mean upsy-daisy?
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We need the couch in the
bedroom for one of the children.
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Well, where am I going to sleep?
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Well, you have the
whole floor to yourself.
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Pick a spot.
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- Here we go.
- All right, all right.
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- Okay.
- Take it easy.
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Watch your hands, Ted.
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Nighty-nighty.
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Nighty-nighty.
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Ah.
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Oh, that light.
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Oh, no.
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Oh...
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Well, the little
men are all in bed.
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Now we can have our poker game.
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Hey.
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What's going on?
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We're-we're going to
play our poker game.
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- Poker game?!
- Mm-hmm.
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I'm trying to sleep.
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Well, you go right ahead.
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You won't disturb us.
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All right, fellas,
let's get set up.
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We don't want to waste any time.
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Spit in the ocean.
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No wild...
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I will be the banker, because...
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We'll... we'll deal
around. High card deals.
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Hey, how long you
gonna be playing?
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Well, who knows?
3:00, 4:00 in the morning.
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About that time...
Last hand around there.
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I'm not gonna be able to sleep,
so do you mind if I join you?
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Well, we're not playing
for tiddlywinks, you know.
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- You got any money?
- Sure, I got money.
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Oh, well, now, in that case,
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maybe we can let
you play with us.
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00:12:07,794 --> 00:12:09,104
What do you say, fellas?
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- Sure.
- The more the merrier.
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Thank you.
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- Mr. Mooney?
- Yes?
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00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:16,145
Mr. Mooney, would you unzip me?
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- What?
- Would you unzip me out of here?
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I'm stuck. I
can't get out of it.
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Oh, oh.
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Oh, what a temptation.
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The river is so close, and
you're already gift wrapped.
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Oh, now, come on, Mr. Mooney!
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Oh, all right, fine.
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You got it?
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There, that...
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I-I won the deal.
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Now, how do you play poker?
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Boy, this sure beats
sleeping the night away.
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I'll tell you.
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Thanks for letting
me in the game.
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I never knew poker
could be so much fun.
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Did you?
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Mrs. Carmichael,
the bet is seven chips.
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Do you call me or not?
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Oh, oh, oh!
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Yes, yes, yes.
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I will call you.
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One, two, three,
four, five, six, seven.
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♪ All good children
go to heaven. ♪
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I have three kings.
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Well, so you have.
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And aren't they pretty?
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Well, what have you got?!
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Oh. Oh.
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Well, I have a one and a nine
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and a queen and
a five and a two.
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And what a coincidence,
they're all hearts.
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Well, if they're all
hearts, you've got a flush.
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You mean, I win again?!
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Oh, how about that!
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00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:13,295
Boy, this must
be beginner's luck.
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00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:15,731
Either that or I'm just
a born poker player.
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That's all I can think up.
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00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:19,201
Course, the girls at the
bridge club the other day...
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They said that they had never...
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00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:23,472
Will you please
shut up and deal?!
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Here!
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Sure, but I don't know
why we can't have
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a little pleasant conversation
here, for heaven's sake.
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This is just a
fun game, isn't it?
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00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:35,451
There we go.
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00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:37,219
We got to give
them a good shuffle.
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Yeah... oops. Oh, dear.
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Sometimes I do it,
and sometimes I don't.
254
00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:43,892
Where's your ante?
255
00:14:43,916 --> 00:14:46,249
Oh, she lives in
Milwaukee with my uncle.
256
00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:49,231
Whoopsie.
257
00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:51,200
There they go again.
258
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,235
It's the best way to shuffle
if you do it every time.
259
00:14:53,259 --> 00:14:55,404
- It does take a little...
- Here, I'll put your ante in for you.
260
00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:57,039
Oh, thank you very
much. Ante, ante, ante.
261
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:58,674
Put your ante in.
262
00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:00,142
Here we go, there.
263
00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:02,411
Now, I got a fairly good one.
264
00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:04,813
Yeah... oh, you
know, thinking of tricks.
265
00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:06,448
Audrey Simmons, who
is in our bridge club...
266
00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:07,583
She showed me a trick.
267
00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:09,247
- Now, I want you to...
- Mrs. Carmichael!
268
00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:11,820
For heaven's sake!
269
00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:13,989
What are you trying to
do, scare me to death?
270
00:15:14,013 --> 00:15:16,492
What are you doing,
trying to shuffle
271
00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:18,594
the-the spots off those things?!
272
00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:19,628
Here, I'll deal myself.
273
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:21,163
Oh, women in a game.
274
00:15:21,187 --> 00:15:22,631
- Did you cut those?
- Gee whiz, Mr. Mooney.
275
00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:23,665
All right, all right.
276
00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:25,300
I'll ante double...
277
00:15:25,324 --> 00:15:26,301
Women.
278
00:15:26,325 --> 00:15:28,317
Give everybody five now.
279
00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:33,122
I'll give everybody five now.
280
00:15:35,134 --> 00:15:37,980
Three, three, three,
three, three, three.
281
00:15:38,004 --> 00:15:39,214
Four... that's right.
282
00:15:39,238 --> 00:15:41,283
Four... get your cards over.
283
00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:42,584
That's right.
284
00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:44,634
There we go.
285
00:15:49,015 --> 00:15:50,677
Four, five.
286
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,567
Well?!
287
00:15:58,591 --> 00:15:59,735
Well what?
288
00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:01,336
Do you open or pass?
289
00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:03,338
Oh, is it up to me?
290
00:16:03,362 --> 00:16:05,874
Oh, well, I'll, um, I'll open.
291
00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:08,010
Four... five.
292
00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:09,545
One, two, three, four, five.
293
00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:11,046
I call.
294
00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:12,047
I'm in.
295
00:16:12,071 --> 00:16:14,416
I'll call.
296
00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:15,417
I pass.
297
00:16:15,441 --> 00:16:17,886
Well, I'll call.
298
00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:20,522
Five.
299
00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:24,960
I don't like to be nosy,
300
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,262
but how many
cards would you like?
301
00:16:27,286 --> 00:16:28,664
Oh. Oh.
302
00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:31,400
Well, let's see, now. I
think maybe I can take two.
303
00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:33,068
Or maybe... better
make it three.
304
00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:34,102
- Better make it...
- Two, three.
305
00:16:34,126 --> 00:16:35,771
Oh, I don't want to be a hog.
306
00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:37,457
Just give me one.
307
00:16:39,465 --> 00:16:40,642
Bentley?
308
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:41,666
Three.
309
00:16:44,403 --> 00:16:45,380
George?
310
00:16:45,404 --> 00:16:47,382
Give me the top two.
311
00:16:47,406 --> 00:16:48,383
Wilson?
312
00:16:48,407 --> 00:16:50,085
Make it three.
313
00:16:50,109 --> 00:16:51,086
I pass.
314
00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:52,287
Y-You're out.
315
00:16:52,311 --> 00:16:53,939
Yes, he's out.
316
00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:59,061
The, uh, dealer will take one.
317
00:16:59,085 --> 00:17:00,629
Oh, just like me.
318
00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:01,697
Yes.
319
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:03,398
I don't want to
be a hog, either.
320
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:09,371
Such pretty colors.
321
00:17:09,395 --> 00:17:12,374
I like to put all the
colors together.
322
00:17:12,398 --> 00:17:14,409
Well?
323
00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:16,078
Oh, uh, check.
324
00:17:16,102 --> 00:17:18,747
Opener checks.
325
00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:19,748
I'll bet five.
326
00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:21,450
Too much for me; I'm out.
327
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:22,751
I'll stay.
328
00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:23,752
Oh, you're out.
329
00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:25,369
Yes, he's out.
330
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,957
There's your five.
331
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:32,027
And I will raise ten.
332
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:35,364
Well, look at all the
pretty chips in here.
333
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:36,465
Yes.
334
00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:38,734
The more chips,
the sweeter the pot.
335
00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:39,968
Oh, yeah.
336
00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:44,373
Well, in that case,
then I will see your five,
337
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:48,677
and I will see the
ten you raised.
338
00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:49,778
Uh-huh.
339
00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:52,314
And I will raise 15 more.
340
00:17:52,338 --> 00:17:54,316
Oh.
341
00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:56,652
She checks and raises.
342
00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:57,653
Yeah.
343
00:17:57,677 --> 00:17:58,954
Oy.
344
00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:01,356
Well, a full house is
three of a kind and a pair,
345
00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:02,357
isn't it?
346
00:18:02,381 --> 00:18:03,381
Oh!
347
00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:08,263
Oh, you mean, I win again?!
348
00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:10,032
For heaven's sake.
349
00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:12,134
How high was your full house?
350
00:18:12,158 --> 00:18:14,650
Oh, I didn't have a full
house, I was just asking.
351
00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:21,724
No, all I had was a pair of...
352
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,417
Hi-ya, Ted.
353
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:29,685
You ever see anything like that?
354
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:32,955
Well, I just wired my
wife for more money.
355
00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:34,089
What's going on?
356
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,891
What's all the thinking about?
357
00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:38,026
I was just wondering.
358
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:40,429
Do you suppose we
could take Mrs. Carmichael
359
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:43,699
and lose her in the
forest without a compass?
360
00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:46,568
Or maybe shove her off in
a canoe without a paddle?
361
00:18:46,592 --> 00:18:48,303
Nah, she'd find her way back
362
00:18:48,327 --> 00:18:50,305
just in time for the
poker game tonight.
363
00:18:50,329 --> 00:18:51,540
Yeah.
364
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:52,808
- Wait a minute!
- What?
365
00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:54,343
Maybe we could...
366
00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:57,245
Oh, no, that's against the law.
367
00:18:57,269 --> 00:18:58,580
Hup, two, three, four!
368
00:18:58,604 --> 00:19:01,516
Hup, two, three, four!
Hup, two, three, four!
369
00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:03,051
Hup, two, three, four!
370
00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:05,854
Hup, two, three, four!
Hup, two, three, four!
371
00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:07,289
Hup, two, three, four!
372
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:09,424
Company, halt, one, two!
373
00:19:09,448 --> 00:19:10,792
Right face!
374
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:11,994
Close ranks!
375
00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:14,997
Here are your lunches.
376
00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:17,013
There you are.
377
00:19:19,525 --> 00:19:21,003
Whoops.
378
00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:22,256
There we are.
379
00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:25,240
All right, now.
380
00:19:25,264 --> 00:19:26,808
Eyes closed!
381
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:27,909
Heads up!
382
00:19:33,639 --> 00:19:36,685
Mrs. Carmichael, what
in the world is that?
383
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:37,953
Mosquito spray.
384
00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:40,122
You should have some of it.
385
00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:41,256
All right, fellas, let's go.
386
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,258
Left face!
387
00:19:43,282 --> 00:19:44,693
Forward march!
388
00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:47,829
Hup, two, three, four!
Hup, two, three, four!
389
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,064
See you, Mr. Mooney.
390
00:19:49,088 --> 00:19:51,080
Hup, two, three, four!
391
00:19:55,294 --> 00:19:57,305
How can she take it?
392
00:19:57,329 --> 00:19:59,908
I thought she would've
cracked up a long time ago.
393
00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:04,165
There must be some way
to get rid of that woman.
394
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,348
- Hey, fellas.
- Huh?
395
00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:07,949
- We're gonna have a guest.
- A guest? -Who?
396
00:20:07,973 --> 00:20:09,217
Yeah.
397
00:20:09,241 --> 00:20:11,520
Saw old Brownie coming
up the trail towards us.
398
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,455
Looks like he's gonna
pay us his annual visit.
399
00:20:13,479 --> 00:20:15,157
Say, old Brownie!
400
00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:17,359
Brownie the bear.
401
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:19,795
The solution to our problem.
402
00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:21,029
What problem?
403
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,664
The problem of getting
rid of Mrs. Carmichael.
404
00:20:22,688 --> 00:20:23,832
Oh.
405
00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:27,703
Now, look, when we see
the bear, we will panic.
406
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,771
We'll scream,
"Killer on the loose!
407
00:20:29,795 --> 00:20:31,640
Help! Run for your life!"
408
00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:34,843
Now, when she hears that,
she'll be scared out of her wits.
409
00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:36,178
She will start running.
410
00:20:36,202 --> 00:20:38,947
She won't stop till she
gets all the way home!
411
00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:40,482
N-Now wait a minute.
412
00:20:40,506 --> 00:20:42,284
What do you mean
"killer on the loose"?
413
00:20:42,308 --> 00:20:44,453
You know that bear's
as tame as a kitten.
414
00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:46,521
You know that and I know that,
415
00:20:46,545 --> 00:20:49,191
but Mrs. Carmichael
doesn't know it.
416
00:20:49,215 --> 00:20:50,192
That's right.
417
00:20:50,216 --> 00:20:51,259
Now, wait, just a minute.
418
00:20:51,283 --> 00:20:52,360
I don't know.
419
00:20:52,384 --> 00:20:53,862
It might be a little
too rough on her.
420
00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:55,864
You know, after all,
she's only a woman.
421
00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:59,568
To get rid of that woman,
nothing is too rough.
422
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,636
Now, then, we all know
what we're going to do.
423
00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:02,771
- Yeah.
- All right, I'm gonna check.
424
00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:03,839
Just a second.
425
00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:05,107
Just a...
426
00:21:05,131 --> 00:21:06,241
Aha, there's old Brownie.
427
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,242
He's on the trail there.
428
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,443
He'll be here in a minute.
429
00:21:08,467 --> 00:21:10,278
All right, fellas,
now, remember,
430
00:21:10,302 --> 00:21:13,215
yell loud so she will hear us.
431
00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:14,216
Ready? All right.
432
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:15,917
Killer on the loose!
433
00:21:23,382 --> 00:21:24,659
There's a killer on the loose!
434
00:21:24,683 --> 00:21:26,128
- What?!
- Run for your life!
435
00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:29,945
What?!
436
00:21:38,531 --> 00:21:39,508
Wait a minute.
437
00:21:39,532 --> 00:21:42,144
What are we running from?
438
00:21:42,168 --> 00:21:44,112
What? What?
439
00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:50,252
It's a b-b... it's a
b-b... It's a b-bear!
440
00:21:51,277 --> 00:21:52,354
Shh!
441
00:21:52,378 --> 00:21:53,855
Calm down, calm
down! Take it easy!
442
00:21:53,879 --> 00:21:55,290
What do you mean "take it easy"?
443
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:56,625
That's a wild bear!
444
00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,527
No, no, no, no. I have to
tell you, Mrs. Carmichael.
445
00:21:58,551 --> 00:21:59,528
He's not wild, he's tame.
446
00:21:59,552 --> 00:22:00,629
What do you mean, he's tame?
447
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:01,630
Well, he's tame.
448
00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:02,964
An old trapper has him as a pet.
449
00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:04,766
His name is Brownie,
he's as tame as a kitten...
450
00:22:04,790 --> 00:22:06,368
- He's a pet?
- Yes. He does tricks and things.
451
00:22:06,392 --> 00:22:07,669
He does tricks and things?
452
00:22:07,693 --> 00:22:09,771
He comes to visit us once
a year, and we feed him.
453
00:22:09,795 --> 00:22:11,740
Look, they're just
playing a little joke on you.
454
00:22:11,764 --> 00:22:12,774
Who's playing a joke?!
455
00:22:12,798 --> 00:22:14,843
The guys over
there... Playing a joke.
456
00:22:14,867 --> 00:22:16,845
Oh, some joke.
457
00:22:16,869 --> 00:22:19,181
How corny can they get?
458
00:22:19,205 --> 00:22:22,284
Well, their little joke's
gonna backfire on them.
459
00:22:22,308 --> 00:22:25,387
I'll just go out there and
show them a thing or two.
460
00:22:27,913 --> 00:22:29,124
He's tame as a kitten, huh?
461
00:22:29,148 --> 00:22:30,741
Yeah, tame as a kitten.
462
00:22:33,285 --> 00:22:34,262
You're sure?
463
00:22:34,286 --> 00:22:35,831
Sure, positive.
464
00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:38,800
I know him.
465
00:22:38,824 --> 00:22:39,824
Uh...
466
00:22:40,826 --> 00:22:43,171
Uh, uh, uh...
467
00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:44,639
Huh! Uh, hi, there!
468
00:22:44,663 --> 00:22:45,974
Hold there, Smokey.
469
00:22:45,998 --> 00:22:48,143
Uh, uh, you want... I
got some jelly beans.
470
00:22:48,167 --> 00:22:50,011
You want, you want
some jelly beans?
471
00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,780
Uh, hey! Huh!
472
00:22:51,804 --> 00:22:53,949
Hi-ya! Oh.
473
00:22:53,973 --> 00:22:56,051
Oh, well, how about that?
474
00:22:56,075 --> 00:22:59,487
He's a very
patriotic fella, yeah.
475
00:22:59,511 --> 00:23:00,956
Well, nice to see you.
476
00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:02,290
Hey, you want to dance?
477
00:23:02,314 --> 00:23:03,792
Oh, you'd rather sit down, huh?
478
00:23:03,816 --> 00:23:05,527
You want a little jelly bean?
479
00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:07,662
Well, sit up here
and tell me about it.
480
00:23:07,686 --> 00:23:08,964
Well, come on.
481
00:23:08,988 --> 00:23:10,632
Sit back, sit back.
482
00:23:10,656 --> 00:23:12,467
Sit back and tell me about it.
483
00:23:12,491 --> 00:23:13,568
That's a fella.
484
00:23:13,592 --> 00:23:15,036
Bleh, bleh, bleh.
485
00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:18,006
I got a little jelly
bean for you.
486
00:23:18,030 --> 00:23:19,007
Yeah.
487
00:23:19,031 --> 00:23:21,343
How about a smile?
488
00:23:21,367 --> 00:23:22,344
How about a smile?
489
00:23:22,368 --> 00:23:23,845
Oh, very nice!
490
00:23:23,869 --> 00:23:25,780
You ought to see your dentist.
491
00:23:25,804 --> 00:23:27,282
At least twice a year.
492
00:23:27,306 --> 00:23:28,383
Yeah.
493
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:30,552
Uh-oh.
494
00:23:30,576 --> 00:23:32,153
Oh, what's the matter, honey?
495
00:23:32,177 --> 00:23:33,622
You got a little indigestion?
496
00:23:33,646 --> 00:23:34,656
What?
497
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:36,191
Howdy doody.
498
00:23:36,215 --> 00:23:37,659
I mean, this is for the boys.
499
00:23:37,683 --> 00:23:39,127
I can't give it all to you.
500
00:23:47,192 --> 00:23:49,471
MR. MOONEY Mrs. Carmichael.
501
00:23:49,495 --> 00:23:51,473
Oh, hello, Mr. Mooney.
How are you?
502
00:23:51,497 --> 00:23:54,976
If you value your life, run!
503
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:55,977
Oh, come on.
504
00:23:56,001 --> 00:23:57,379
The joke's over, bud.
505
00:23:57,403 --> 00:23:59,981
That isn't Brownie
the tame bear.
506
00:24:00,005 --> 00:24:01,449
Come on, I know it's Brownie.
507
00:24:01,473 --> 00:24:02,851
Mrs. Carmichael, believe me!
508
00:24:02,875 --> 00:24:05,921
There's Brownie the tame bear.
509
00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:07,022
- Yeah, sure.
- There's Brownie!
510
00:24:07,046 --> 00:24:08,156
Mrs. Carmichael, that's right!
511
00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:10,025
- That's Brownie!
- That's a wild bear!
512
00:24:11,417 --> 00:24:13,094
Mrs. Carmichael,
513
00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:15,130
he's right; Brownie's up there.
514
00:24:15,154 --> 00:24:16,865
That's a real wild bear!
515
00:24:16,889 --> 00:24:19,358
Well, n-n-n-n-now you tell me!
516
00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:24,873
Uh... uh, nice little fella.
517
00:24:24,897 --> 00:24:26,741
You don't like redhead...
I'm not really a redhead.
518
00:24:26,765 --> 00:24:28,176
I'm like you. I'm one of you.
519
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:30,779
We got along pretty
well there for a while.
520
00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:32,013
Yeah, y-you're doing very well.
521
00:24:32,037 --> 00:24:34,516
Remember me? I'm a
very nice friend of yours.
522
00:24:34,540 --> 00:24:36,384
- I-I think...
- I was, I was giving you
523
00:24:36,408 --> 00:24:37,786
jelly beans and things.
524
00:24:37,810 --> 00:24:39,120
- Yeah.
- Right?
525
00:24:39,144 --> 00:24:41,323
Oh, you... I think you've
tamed him, Mrs. Carmichael.
526
00:24:41,347 --> 00:24:42,924
Say, you know,
that-that's wonderful.
527
00:24:42,948 --> 00:24:44,759
- I've got to hand it to you.
- Yeah, good, good.
528
00:24:44,783 --> 00:24:46,895
I've got... that took
a lot of courage.
529
00:24:46,919 --> 00:24:48,363
- Sure did.
- Say, fellas,
530
00:24:48,387 --> 00:24:50,565
let's show her what
we really think of her.
531
00:24:50,589 --> 00:24:51,666
- Let's go.
- Are you ready?
532
00:24:51,690 --> 00:24:52,968
- Ah, we're ready.
- All right.
533
00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:54,302
A-one, a-two!
534
00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:55,503
Oh!
535
00:24:55,527 --> 00:24:57,038
♪ For she's a
jolly good fellow ♪
536
00:24:57,062 --> 00:24:59,307
♪ For she's a
jolly good fellow ♪
537
00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:01,766
♪ For she's a jolly
good fellow... ♪
538
00:25:11,276 --> 00:25:12,854
has been brought to you by
539
00:25:12,878 --> 00:25:14,689
Jell-O pudding and pie filling,
540
00:25:14,713 --> 00:25:16,391
Dream Whip,
541
00:25:16,415 --> 00:25:17,926
and Log Cabin syrup.
542
00:25:17,950 --> 00:25:21,182
All fine products
from General Foods.
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