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Well, what about in boxers or are we naked, you say?

Look, you lie down naked next to me

Side and I eat your sleeping cock,

I'll let you know.

Yes.

What?

What's going on?

What?

These are too fast for a romantic like

me.

A romantic?

Yes, an old romantic.

Yes, like Snow White, right?

Where the prince comes and tells

the dwarfs.

Hey, is she wearing

underwear or is she naked under this little cloth?

Well, come on.

Let's go to sleep.

But!

What?

You have a second.

Tell me, it's very late, will you take us to sleep?

Yes, my shorts.

Did you give it to me in the cold?

Do you use soft brushes?

Yes, why?

Don't you want to brush with a thick one?

Son of...

Here, kid, your grandmother ate a booger.

Didn't you want it as a vegetable?

Ah, yes, huh?

That's Cupilo, but mine swallows teila,

don't be a cat.

Son of a bitch, I have to sleep

there tonight.

Maxi.

I'm telling you seriously.

How could you do that to me?

Well, you kept telling me that you promised, that you didn't

fulfill, that you promised, that you didn't fulfill.

And well, since you needed me to be happy.

But we didn't sleep in the same

bed before.

Sure, the other day you came in here with the dog's tail

stuck in you, right?

But well, maybe that's why you needed me to be a

happy.

I'm telling you this for real.

I have to sleep here tonight.

Kind of alien, right?

You laugh, but what I've seen I

like.

Of course.

Not yours, I mean in general.

Oh, so you didn't like mine?

No, I know, I didn’t see it well.

But I'm telling you this for real, okay?

It's not the same knowing you have

a cock as it is for me to realize

that you have one.

Huge.

At night she sleeps peacefully, but I lied to you when

I told you it was a piece of magic

sublime, huh?

You aren’t still thinking about my penis, are you?

Of course I am.

I can smell it right here on the tip of

my nose.

It had a smell.

Not a bad one.

But the nice one that hovered over the bed, yes.

No, it was like that for both of us when

I lifted the sheet.

Could be, the night pollution.

Did you know that right in the middle of

the night I almost hugged you?

It was like...

I was half asleep and sensed your body

close by.

And I kind of went to hug you like a

girlfriend.

But I got rescued in time.

Almost.

Look, don't worry, if you want tonight

I'll separate the beds a little.

That way you don't accidentally eat my

pussy at night.

You have a bit of a strange pussy, don't you?

A super developed clitoris.

Both ovaries are about the size of golf balls

sticking out.

It must be ingrained in your

retina, right?

Standing.

You don't know much about vulvas, do you?

Damn, what a poet, just like my cousin.

You don't know much about vulvas, do you?

From Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra.

Get lost, you act like the fine creator of

I like poop and it arrives from the

dawn dragging the smell of your dick in.

my nose.

Really.

And?

Were you with girls?

Yes, I was, I was with girls.

How?

Well, like you, with my dick inside

of them.

Before being gay?

No, afterwards.

So, a friend who...

who had the same little game as you, just

that they managed to bend me and I

couldn't bend you.

Come on, I'm telling you for real.

And how?

Well, with a friend who...

who had a crush on me and started doing a

fine job, like this...

joke after joke, parties, bets, challenges and

we ended up having sex.

What a genius!

I felt jealous for a moment.

And...

did you let it happen?

Of course I did, I have nothing to lose.

I mean, I don’t stop being gay.

No one will think that a gay person stops

being gay for having sex with their other

girl.

And furthermore, if I fell in love with

her and we started dating, I would still be gay

and people would think that deep down

I am still gay.

Yes, that's true.

But in your case, it's different.

But if you had sex with me, people would automatically

say that...

you're gay and that you've always been

gay.

It's true.

Even if you keep saying that you're straight.

And what if we started dating, you and I,

I assure you that there was no one who said...

I believe that this boy in

The background is hetero.

Yes, it is true.

And did you like it?

I loved it.

Did you love it?

Yes.

Well, if you enjoyed being with a girl.

It's because you still haven't been with a great one.

how are you.

How crazy that you liked it.

And well, after all, it is

the same, right?

No, it's not the same.

I would tell you that the girls are...

they are softer, like flowers.

And boys are more like trees, they know

rougher, tougher.

Still, I’m kind of soft too, I think.

I’m like, gentle, I don’t have much hair.

Well, it was a generalization.

Nothing is fixed.

Obviously, based on my experience, girls are

simply softer.

What a shame that you’re so soft, because then

I won’t notice the difference well.

Don’t worry, I’ll toughen up.

I’ll go to the water.

I’ll make you really rough.

Do you really think we can all be like

bisexual?

No, look, actually, it’s the gays who

believe that the least.

A straight guy looks at you and he's gay.

A straight guy gets aroused and he's gay.

Or a straight guy goes out partying and is

he's a little crazy and is

gay.

But I think nothing is fixed, that

we can all become bisexual, as

my cousin's girlfriend says.

Although I also think there are many sharks.

Shark?

Shark?

Haven't you ever heard of it?

Shark, every now and then eats a

man.

And they are hetero.

Look, you, you could sleep with me and even

fall in love with me and still be hetero.

Or hetero bi.

Come on, you're selling me cats for hares.

This groundwork ends well at night.

Yes, that's right.

A little kiss on the arm, that's my style.

It's just skin.

What difference could there be between sucking your arm

or sucking a pencil's body?

Because when I realize it, I already

have it here, dude.

Look, you think whatever you want.

I'm telling you what I think, I'm not

trying to convince you.

I know, I'm just messing with you.

I already know that you're messing with me.

Arm skin technique.

Look, you've already sucked on a finger,

right?

Well, tonight you suck my cock

while focusing on thinking it’s an arm and that

it’s a big finger.

Inflamed.

A big, inflamed finger, with no bone.

No bone?

No, with how hard it gets

with you, you're going to think I have a bone

there.

A femur.

Well, wait, listen.

Did you see at the beginning of starting the space with

the monkeys?

Yes.

Well, there one of the monkeys grabs the

femur and starts hitting it against other

bones.

It's true.

But wait, why are you so sure that

it's a femur?

I don't understand why you're so sure

that it's a femur.

It's like saying that the skin of the

arm is the same as that of the penis.

If supposedly you haven't eaten any.

Well, I'm not so sure about that.

No, no, but that it's a femur,

it's a femur, okay?

I know how many times I saw that

movie and how sick I discovered it was from

when I was a kid.

I mean, I'm sure.

You are so gay, dude, that the kids your

age were watching cable TV

to see if they could catch a show and you

were there watching Horizontal Space.

That's life.

Who would have said that fate would

put me dating an astronaut?

And you?

What had you done?

Nothing, I...

videos of operas.

What?

Yeah, okay, nothing normal.

I mean, Mozart.

Well, there you go, the same.

I mean, who would have said that the