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I'll

give him one of these and a big one. I'll

teach you.

Great. Was nothing.

Hey, that's great. Teacher,

catch.

Good.

Now, teacher. Yeah! Uh,

God!

Oh, God.

TG?WellI don't

get it.

You'll go. Don't get it. I'm too

dumb.

You're not dumb. Just lazy.

Trust.

Parry.

Carrot tree. Hey, teacher, but you do it

differently.

Cat. Rabbit.

Eagle. Butterfly.

Monkey. Rat.

Mantis. Rabbit.

Eagle.

Butterfly.

Style.

Mathis.

Teacher.

Teacher, those styles, they aren't in

these books. Well, that's

cause me. I am a genius.

That's so. Yeah. Wow.

Teacher, you're a genius.

Me. I'm an idiot.

Well, let's open a school. Make some

money.

A school?Sure,

teacher. If we open a school, we can

get plenty of students. And that will

mean we can be rich. Me. I'll be a

senior student. And then we'll

be well off. Lots of dough. We'll have

students also.

Teacher! Teacher! What are you doing?

Teacher! Teacher!

I've got it all in my head.

Huh

How did you?

It seems not many can do with a drunk

monkey.

Wong Vale is here. Brother,

you try him out. All right.

Hey, hey,

teacher. Yeah, this looks like a busy

town with lots of money. Good

place to have a school.

Hey, and now's a good chance to let him

see your skill. HuhDo something

here. Uh, come on.

Hey, how can I

show my skill?

Hey, come on. Come on

Well, now you want to buy some antiques?

I've lots here. All genuine pieces and

real cheap. There's a very good Tang

Dynasty piece there. Hey,

look, this piece. If I throw it up high

in the air now, will it break?

Are you crazy?Of course it would

break. You think it would?

Well, it won't. Even if I throw it high,

it won't break.

Hey, watch out for my

eggs. I said that it wouldn't break.

Give it to me.

There, stupid.

Teacher, that trick opened a few eyes. Huh

Come on, folks. I won.

Gentlemen, what a drum.

Take a look.

They're very good quality workmanship.

Tell me, how long you been doing this?Oh,

ten years. Ten years. Well, tell me,

you ever heard this expression of beating

one's own drum?

Hey, you ever come across that?Why no.

Stupid ape. Come on.

Anyone's own drunk. It means big mouth.

Hey, listen. HuhLet's buy us a few of

these eggs now. All right. Hey, now

use your jacket. Come on. Sure.

Just three. Hey.

Hey, now then.

Hey. Enough.

Enough, enough, enough!

Enough, enough, enough! Teacher.

Teacher. It's too much.

Teacher. Teacher. Hey,

it's all right. It's all right. It is

not.

Now we have to pay for

it.

Sit down there. Have a seat.

Eat it. Here's a toast. Right.

A toast to what?Huh

Don't know. We're opening a school to

make money. Oh, right.

Hey. What we'll need then is a name.

A name. Hey,

you said that you're a genius. Sure,

we'll call it genius school. Hey, right.

Hey, come on, folks. Watch the crackers.

We're starting.

Hey, we're opening up the new genius

school, and we're all very grateful to

you that you've spent the time to come.

Hey, hey, get away.

Hey. Hey Watch the

crackers! HuhHey, hold it there.

Come on. Bye.

Hey, now then, folks, let me tell you

about the school and my teacher's great

techniques. He teaches monkey,

and rat, and also mantis

technique. The first mantis crawling.

Also, the eagle, flying, flying.

Flying, flying,

flies, flies, flies. Huh

And also, we teach here the cat

style. What is all this crap?

Just what do you teach here?

Huh We

teach the eagle's claw. It flies.

It flies. Flies, flies, flies, flies,

flies.

Hey, come on, folks.

Now look, I've no quarrel with you.

Right. We've no quarrel with you. But

still, you're disturbing our business.

Oh, and so you're businessmen here. In

that case, we should all cooperate then.

Then why should we cooperate with you?Let

me tell you, we run the gambling stall

right next door.

Oh,

I see. So you're not businessmen.

Just a bunch of crooks.

What do you want?

Nothing. We only wanted to know what sort

of kung fu you were teaching here, huh

Right. In that case, I shall have to

demonstrate my genius kung fu.

Now wait, what's wrong?How did we kill

them?Don't worry. My teacher, all that

he's doing is giving him a lesson, huh

It's all right. You just stay here and

watch his Kung Fu. It's all right. And

tomorrow you can take lessons, huhI'll

talk to you. He'll make it cheaper, huh

All right.

It's one of yours. Be careful.

Ohh

hmm I have two more styles to show you

here. Hey, all

right. Come on.

Not so hard. It'll get broken.

All right. Thank you.

Go on. You go first.

Right. Let's go.

Well, now, you see, this is

fantastic.

Right. All right. Put it up then.

Come on.

His Kung Fu is fantastic. It's the best

that I've ever seen. Hey, I tell you,

he took those fellas and sent them

flying. Never had a chance. I'm

not kidding. I saw it in my own eyes. He

threw them around like he was having a

game. Quite incredible. He must be a

fantastic teacher. Absolutely fantastic.

Which teacher?HuhIt's you. It's not

your teacher. Listen.

There's a new school in the town now. And

I mean the new teacher. Hey, where is it?

Over on the west side.

Teacher!

Hey, teacher. Inside.

What's the matter?Teacher, there's

trouble. What?There's a new teacher here,

and he's opening a school, too.

Really. Hey, teacher,

there's no room for two. All

Kung Fu schools are like brothers. If

they leave us alone, we'll let them be.

But he was showing off here. It's an

insult. We should.

Teacher. Why do I always

torture?Pick no fights, make no fools.

Have you two come for lessons?No. To

smash this place, huhAnd

what makes you think you can?Are

you the teacher of this place?

Sure. Good. Then I'm going

to teach you something.

Now, here's the deal.

If you can hurt me, then I'll leave.

Please.

You give up.

Teacher!

Teacher, these two fellows here,

even swords, can't hurt them.

Oh?

Stupid. spiritual style huh

it's just a trick

oh so you're the new teacher

spiritual style is useless

at least in a fight but our

style though it works

go on oh you think that we can't

fight well I'll show you

rightBut still, it's too small

in here. Come with me,

please.

Go on, get

him. Oh, monkey.

You're the small monkey, but me, I'm the

big one. What?What

I

said I was bigger,

right?Show my hands.

Hey, you were saying smash our

place

up?

Brother, you all right?No, I'm

not.

Finished.

You see, he's too damn good.

I suggest you don't fight me again. Huh

Right, you'd win. Let's go.

Hey.

It's my turn now. You can't leave

yet. Young go.

Leave

him. Huh

Why not be yet?Because I'm not giving up.

Hey, you can't go yet. My turn. You

haven't tried me, huhBut

he hasn't tried me out yet.

So it's you. That's right. They say

revenge. It's so sweet. Let's find out.

How sweet.

Hey, it's a dead-end alley.

I guess that you're right.

There's no escape for you. Don't hurt me.

Don't

force me to get rough. Well,

go ahead then.

Teacher, there's trouble. It's your

student. I reckon he's gone crazy. He's

down by the tea house.

You better come.

Thanks a lot. I'll go first.

So it's you. Yeah. So what?

Was it you who did this to him?

Well, if it had been me who did it now,

I'd admit it. But still, it wasn't me.

I'll make you tell the truth, you bastard

Beat me all you were like, it wasn't me,

and that's the truth.

Well, where's your friend?Do you mean

Tully too?He's at the

whorehouse

ohh

Don't worry, I'll take you out of here.

You every time you come here, that's

what you say to me.

But I mean it.

Well, I just hope you do.

One day you'll take me out of here.

Oh, nice. Would

you like to go that way up there?Yes, I

still come

again. I hope you have a real nice time.

Bye. Now come over here. Yes. I'm sorry,

Joe. I'll find a real pretty girl. I

don't want a girl. You

don't. So is she here?

There's no girl here called Sally Chee.

The customers waiting. Sally Chee

here. Sure, sure, sure

Where is he?He's in the first room.

Your hand. Right.

Where is he?

Sally Chi. And who's he?

Oh, a friend of mine. Teacher at the new

school.

Sally Chi. You work here.

I see. So you pimp on the side.

Hey, you watch your mouth.

Sally Chi. You beat up my student,

didn't you?What?He's been

hurt. I didn't know. You lying

bastardIt was you.

Doesn't work.

All

right, folks, then. Go on inside.

Come on.

Mass, let's the men. And they busted up

the whole place. Where the

hell do you think you are in?

Hmm

Good boy.

Well now, boy. Better take care of

yourself.

Hey, get out.

He's gonna get killed.

Are

you dead yet,

eh

What style is this?

Hey, hey, don't leave me.

Well, come on. I can't walk.

All right, I'll help you.

Thank you for saving me. You think I'm

kind hearted?

My student. Why'd you hurt him?

An accident. I just lost my temper.

Please forgive me.

Lost your temper.

Well, now I've lost my temper.

No, don't. Not when I've been hurt. I'd

have something to tell you. It's

important.

I hope it's not a trick. Oh, no. My

senior intends to challenge you.

I beat him. I know, but that

was with fists. But this time he'll fight

with weapons. Good. I

accept.

I'll let you go for now, but

if my friend can't be cured, you're in

trouble.

Hey, hey You

useless bastards Master,

it's been so quiet here. We're all out of

practice.

Oh,

no, Master. He's gone crazy.

Crazy.

Oh,

whatever, men. One from the spiritual

school. One from the genius school.

They must pay. I'm going to have them

killed. Oh, find my

foster brother, the iron fan killer.

Listen, don't worry. This time you're

going to win. I'm sure that he won't be a

match for you. Yeah, you're right. My

technique's true, huhIsn't it?Sure.

And it's your own creation. So then

nobody can know it. But you're not bad.

Why don't you fight?Come on, stop it. You

know your Kung Fu's better than mine.

Much better.

Hey, we agreed to use weapons. Where's

yours?

Here, this is mine. Brother, show him

yours.

Well, come along and try out my iron

hoop. Oh,

iron hoop. Seems to me

you're pretty dumb. I mean, only kids and

idiots play with hoops. Huh

He finds pretty good.

Hey, what style is that?

You'll find out.

Had enough?Hmm

Well, look there.

Genius, right?

I'll tell you now, my style is called a

genius. Kung Fu. Genius. Kung Fu.

Where's King?Loses a bum. You got any

more?Well, you better believe it.

All right. What do you think we should do

then?

Spiritual Kung Fu is very good, can

be very hard to beat.

But I'll have no trouble. Oh, well,

you have a plan then?Sure.

Listen, but this genius style, though,

I've never heard of it before.

Brother, I don't care what style it is.

It's never going to beat my technique,

so you don't have to worry.

You get out of here. You insult the

spirits. Insult the spirits.

Well, today we're going to piss on your

damn spirits.

Not one of you will leave here alive.

ohh

God damn you. Today you're going to die.

Oh, so it's you. I'll fix

you.

Come on, get him.

Thanks.

It's all right. Let's

go.

Sally Chee. Sally Chee.

About your student. Sorry,

I didn't mean it.

Do me a favour. I'm

dying. I need your help.

Sure. Tell me.

Girl, pay home. Take her

and go. Leave

here.

Don't worry.

I know you made poor young go crazy, but

still, he did save my life.

Are you quite happy?Good, goodYeah, sit

down, sit down. Hello,

where have you been?We've missed you, the

girl's been asking about you. It's nice

to see you again. Hello, yeah.

Well now, welcome to our hall.

Please do come in, huhCome on in, we'll

take care of you here. Come on, sit down,

have a seat. Hey, you want any

particular

girl?Hey, we have lots

of

girls. And lots of other pretty girls

here. Hey, have

you come here for a girl then?

Heaven. Come here for my teacher.

Teacher! Look at me, teacher. You got

me crazy. You get out. You waste my time,

you stupid fool. Get out. Stay out, you

idiot. Don't come

back. Stay out.

So you know Kung Fu.

Sure, of course I do. I'll

show you the cripple style.

You're serious?Of course. I

always am serious.

You think I don't know Kung Fu?

I got a hold here as well.

I've got

teeth too.

OK. Thank

you very much. Thank you. Oh, please

do come again. Oh, Mr. Walk. Thanks so

soon. Thank you.

It's me. Be quiet.

You. What do you

want here?

I won't. I won't.

Now, would I?I came here to

tell you something. Well, tell me then.

Well, prepare yourself. It's not good.

Hurry up and tell me.

By home, Sally Chi's dead. You lie.

You. You lie.

No, I don't. He is dead.

Before he died, he asked me to take you

out of here.

But how did he die?The owner of this

place killed him.

Sally Chi, I swear, I'll

avenge you.

No teacher, but a student.

First we ought to try being nice to him.

Hmm

Well, now, your brother here.

I'm no brother. Still, I got a

teacher.

And where is he?

Uncle. Won't tell you. I'll

tell you. My teacher...

my teacher... Where is he, then?

I'll take you, huh

Where's my teacher?Hmm

Come over here! Teacher!

Hey! I got your son! You

got my student! Ohh

Hey, those weapons there. Can you use

them?

Please.

Take it.

Have

you got

any more genius Kung Fu?

Sure.

And

now you can look out for my fangs.

Good.

You. Where did you learn that style?

From you, why you fought. And that's

why I can call myself a genius, huh