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oh

What do you want?

Brother?

What are you up to?

To wife you out. Yeah, with what?With

this. What?Kung

Fu?

Little man, who the hell are you?

Don't you know that our teacher is fifth

stand karate?Hmm

It's lucky. It's got one foot. Maybe it

likes to take a rest with both feet.

Hey, you, what are you looking at?Are you

a fifth stand, too?

Maybe sixth time. Seventh

time.

Ah, good. Take a look.

My brother's Li Tianming. Here's

Kung Fu. Tenth Dan.

Teacher. Teacher. What's going on?

Teacher, these two guys tend to be

Kung Fu Tan Stan. Uh,

so you're the fifth done.

My brother's 10 done.

HuhWhat?You don't believe me?Come

on. Come onAfraid.

Go ahead and dab him.

Hey, hey,

heyWhoo. Hey, you working hard, huh

Hey, hey, hey,

hey, hey, heyOK. You working too,

huhCome on. Come on over.

Everybody care. Hey,

come on. I got something to tell you.

Come on. Come onHey,

heyWhat are you guys practicing?Huh

Karate. Kung Fu. Oh, this is

karate. And that is Kung Fu. OK,

what do you want?Uh, tough guy, huhWould

you like to try somebody out?Who's he?

Who's he?Who's he?

Hey, brother, show it to them.

Kung

Fu. Yeah.

Hey. Better open them big brown eyes of

yours, huhThere's no grating in

kung-fu?Who I trying to keep?

Tamp done. You're going to fall.

Hey, what's the matter?Don't you like it?

HuhCome on. Come on over. Try us

out. Come on.

Damn it. God. Brother, it's all

yours.

Damn it all! Come

on!

Let's go.

Hey, you guys, have a good rest.

Hey,

brother, someday when I am as good as

you, I'll go out alone and fight all of

them. Then they'll know how great I am,

huhYou don't practice,

but keep imagining. You take almost half

a day just to tie a knot. How are you

going to fight with anyone?

HmmBut I'm not fighting now. What?

Are you mad again?

Forget it. OK.

Forget it. Happy now?Hmm

I guess so. Hey,

brother, still want to fight?

Hey, what's up front?Hung on town.

Oh,

sorry, sorryBetter be

careful. You shot.

Please, please, please buy

some of the pills.

Please, please buy some of the pills.

Just a little. What?

Friend power, old fool. You came here to

sell pills without our permission. You

must be crazy. Sorry, it's all

my fault, but I haven't had any business,

so I can't give you anything. Will you

let me pack and get out of the way?

Hold it, Neil, and apologize. Grandpa.

What's so funny?Neil. Huh

Hey, what the hell is this?

Is it a shame to ask an old man to

Neil?Who are you?To have the note to

interfere in my affairs. Look at him.

Hey, what are you looking at?If you don't

want any trouble, get gone. Damn it.

Who the hell are you?Huh

You bastard I dare you to go to the pier

and fight the leopard. Let's go. All

right. Hey, Rebel, let's go.

Where to?To the pier to look for the

leopard. Hurry. Okay.

Grandpa, that man is terrific. Umm

Grandpa, why do you practice so slowly?

Everyone is laughing. Too couchy.

I'm practicing for my health, not your

fire, which I does. You

almost nailed to that man. Stop talking.

Latch back and go back to the yin.

It is hard to earn a living these

days.

Too much here and the

kid.

Uncle Tao. Uncle Tao.

What do you mean?Two strangers came into

town and fought with leopard's thugs.

They're very good. They're going to the

pier to fight the leopard now. Oh,

you mean they dare to challenge that

vicious fellow, the leopard?

Hurry up,

man. Hurry up. Move

it. Come on.

Come on

Get on me. Come on. Come

on

Move it. Move

it. Keep moving. Come. Get a gun. Keep

moving. Don't come out.

Chief, they have no permits. Come here.

People, without my permits, how dare you

work aboard?Sir, I have

no money to buy.

No money for permits. No work.

Understand.

I'm asking you.

Do

you understand?Yes, yes

What about you?

If you try next time.

Who are you?

Me?I hit bastard

Where's the bastardHuh

Uh.. You!

Kung Fu men fighting all evils. I don't

give a damn about your Kung Fu. Well, you

have to know.

I

killed you.

I killed you.

I

killed you.

ohh

Damn you. Wait. I'm going to show you

two of my finger techniques.

You ready?Ready, set. There we go.

Now. You bet on

that. I'm glad you are, because I'm not

good. Bye. Damn it. Master,

just wait and see.

Help! Let me

go!

Let me go!

Help me! Help me!

Watch out.

umm

I guess you've seen how the man fought.

Grandpa, the guy of the pair was

threatened by him.

Grandpa, I want... I

want him to be my teacher.

You hope he'll be your teacher?Yes.

Grandpa, I want to learn some kung fu.

If you want to learn, I can teach you.

So slow. Grandpa, that kind of kung fu is

useless now. Aye, To Kao Chi.

Don't you know, if you fight slowly,

you'll die slower. Ohh

What does that mean?My idea

is that young man is not fit to be a

teacher. He fights wonderfully.

I saw it that day. A

teacher must not only fight,

but also be cultivated.

HuhIf he's looking for fight, that

shows a lack of patience.

Are you thinking about him?

Grandpa, I'm thinking maybe he's fighting

right now.

Mrs. Wong?

Mrs. Wong, you finished that knife?I

have. Oh, you've got

two young men to help you. Not for

long. Couple of days.

None of your men will work long.

So damn hot today.

Shazam, why did it stop working?Go on.

Yeah, yes.

What do you think you're doing?

I'm working.

You're working. Take a look at yourself.

Yeah, yeahHey,

hey, heyBriller. Look,

I'm finished. Not bad, huh

Yeah. That's terrific. Real hard work.

You really learned something today. Yeah,

brother. That's not funny. You and your

humor. All right, I'll shut up.

One whole day. Boy, am I

tired. A

few more days. When we have enough money,

we can start again. HuhFrom the day

we started, you've beaten 7 schools,

5 gang leaders and nine

bastardsHuhDo you know that,

huhAnd

those you defeated didn't even know why

you fought with them, huh

You know, it seems your purpose in life

is 1 continuous fight.

Mother. Hit him.

Hit him hot. Father.

Come on. Father, hit it!

Come

on! Father! Father! Father, are you all

right?

I'll kill you all one day.

Tell me. Hey,

brother, Mrs. Wag's calling you. You

can't see what she wants, huhOK.

Come in. Ohh

How come it's you?Anything you

want. I can do it too.

Go and get me some hot water.

Hey, what's the matter?Never seen a woman

before?No. Yes.

Hey, come here. Get me some water.

I'm cold here. Yeah. Yeah

Hurry up. In the front. Ohh

Wait, wait

Who are you?

I'm Kung Fu 11th Dan.

Huh

No.

Don't walk so fast.

What's wrong with you?You

used to walk way ahead of me before, but

now it's my turn to walk in front of you.

Which one of you is the 10th and Kung Fu

that's looking for fights?

Sing up!

Sorry to say, it's me. You?

If you don't believe me,

here is the proof. Damn

it. That's it. I'll break you to pieces.

Oh, hmm

We'll see about that.

Hey, brother, let me. Huh

Hey, can you see Kung Fu Tenstan?You

still want?

Hold it, hold it. If you come any closer,

I'll take care of you with... If

you don't come any closer, I'm

threatening you. I warn you. Ow,

my butt

Help, help, brother. Help me. Do

you still want to fight?No,

noWho are you?HuhHuh

He's a real kung-fu test stand. If you

have the guts, take him on. Huh Hey,

brother, go on, get the son of bitches

Come on, go be around with them. Huh

Hit him.

Hit him.

You guys have enough?Let's

go.

Hey. You're still tough. What happened to

you?I felt like a big hero.

You were dreaming.

Right. I was dreaming. Give me.

Here. Here

Hey, wait.

Why don't you walk in front?You

better walk first. I'm still used to

following you. Always, remember?

There's noise in bicycle, though. Yeah.

See them following us?Huh

Hey, brother, do we really have to fight

them again?As you said,

we'll wait and see.

Wait and see. Brother, there are many

coming. What am I gonna do?

Brother, come, comeAre you the one who

beat up the leopard?Oh, oh, yeah, my

brother was the one I beat him up. Till I

found the right one. What's it all about

anyway?All of us are from

Hong'an. My name is Tao Yulan.

My uncle is a kung fu instructor. He just

couldn't stand what Leopard did. Oh,

that bastardOn account

of you, we got rid of him. My uncle asked

me to bring you home to thank you

properly. Ohh Let's go home

now. They're all waiting for us. Yeah.

He was wonderful. Just terrific.

Yes, he was good.

The whole town is talking about this,

that you have got rid of the leopard.

Uh, you're remarkable for what you've

done. Thank you.

There's nothing. Just a blow for justice

for a young man to have a spirit like

you. It's wonderful. Come,

a toast to you. Cheers.

Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers.

Please, food. Eat

up.

Yulan, you stay with them. Umm

ohh Please sit down. Please sit down.

Excuse me. Sit down.

Sit down. Please sit down. Sit down.

Brother Lei, my uncle is going to

rebandage. What's wrong?My uncle was an

instructor before. At one time when he

was fighting with someone, he broke one

of his legs.

If he wasn't hurt, he would have taken

care of leopard. Earlier,

could you tell me where did you learn

your Kung Fu?

Stop.

As your fifth teacher, I have nothing

more to teach you now. You're going to

leave. Teach your eye. No more. I

know what you want to do.

I have to remind you, you can't take back

the punches you threw. Remember that.

Brother Lei. You haven't answered my

question yet. Oh, my Kung

Fu was taught by 5 teachers. Oh.

Frankly speaking, if Lee Chin Ming is the

chief, then naturally I'm his assistant.

And if you compare me with our chief,

we're almost the same. Do you

understand?

We're interested in how your chief was

able to beat up the leopard.

Leopard?Leopard?What leopard?Never heard

of the leopard. After all, both of us has

been traveling to many places, and I

can't count how many fights we've been

through together. Huh

Uncle

Brother Lee told me he has been trained

for five different teachers. Oh,

why do you need to learn so much?

So, so you learn for

for 10 years just to

try to be.

I want to beat all boxers. Hmm

I am old now. I was an

instructor before. But

to defeat others is not kung fu.

What then?It's violence.

Uncle.

Mr. Tao, someone told me once

You can't take back punches you throw.

Oh, you mean you

want to fight everybody?

Brother Lee.

Let's go. OK. Hey, Brother Lee.

Brother Lee. If you must

go, I can't insist. But

when you're tired of wandering. You're

always welcome to come back anytime.

Wait.

Sheila.

Don't be like that, master.

Sir, young master was beaten up by

someone just now.

A guy calling himself Gung Fu Tent Dance.

Hey, hey, Briller. Why are you walking so

fast?Wait for me! Hurry up,

this Tino's ahead. Huh

Yeah.

Ohh Come inside, come inside. This way.

Please sit down. Can I

help you?What would you like?A pot of

cheese and five dumplings. Right.

How did you get here?Oh, I came with my

grandpa.

Here. Thank you.

Brother, I want to be your student.

Oh, but

Grandpa said no.

Your grandfather didn't think I was good

enough. No. Grandpa

said you are a good fighter, but you lack

culture.

Let's go now. Oh, I'm leaving.

Bye. I thank you for the

last time. Bye.

Hey, what's the matter?I was just

thinking of what the old man said.

He's an old fool. What does he know?

Forget it. Come on, let's eat,

huhTomorrow is the last day for the

boxing matches.

Brother Chu, you better forget all about

it. I'm going to win anywhere. Hey,

Brother Howe, aren't you boasting a

little bit too much now?You should all

know, among us three,

I'll be the winner.

No, he's arguing. It'll be all settled

tomorrow. Hey, come on. Let's drink.

Hey.

Here, I'm the one that's good.

What the hell can you do?I'm an

expert with my fist. Not like you,

schmucks, only bullshitting

Hold it. Hold it. My brother will come

over and take care of you.

Burn it, brother. Burn it.

Hey, brother. Brother. Help me, brother.

Brother, come on! Damn

it. Hey, brother, come

on. Please, help me. Come on. You

have no brother here. What'd he say?

You crazy or something?

God damnI'm mad now. Let's not waste

time. Let's go.

What happened to you?Nothing.

I just found a chance to fight with them.

Why didn't you help?

We'd better split. Hey, where you going?

HuhYou can go your way. I'll go mine.

I'm going home. Hey, don't you want to

see me fight?I've had enough.

You know they were going to beat me up,

but you didn't intervene.

I was thinking, better save my energy for

tomorrow. Hmm

Didn't you tell me that I should

publicize my 10th grade kung fu?

That's right.

No, you can't. What's that?Just

learn. You put me in a tight spot. Hmm

Will that do?

Let's

go. OK.

Hey, we're leaving now.

There are lots of lunatics these days.

Friends,

the final of Boxing Matters come through.

Four of the North and

four of the time boxing. What's

the matter?I don't know. Just a minute.

I know. Solom wants to join in.

A new contestant,

Chung Fu Tentan Lei Tan Ming.

Wow. I haven't seen him

before. Because he's a new entrant.

We have to fight each one consecutively.

Damn it. How can I fight three?One go.

There's no Dan in Kung Fu. Kung Fu, 10th

grade. That's what you think.

But I got the game.

What's the matter?You guys are in for a

big surprise. Jonathan, you're crazy. A

lake's gonna win. You want a fit?One

dollar for two then, ehIt's a deal.

Ohh

No, no, noI won.

I won. I won.

Give it to me. One more dollar to a hard

winner. That's not fair. He just

finished. The next round should be two to

one odds. OK. All right. OK. It's

the deal.

Come on, come on, gimme, gimme, gimme.

Hey, hey, yeah, there we go. Hey,

brother, hey brother, I've

won!

Brother, what's the matter?Huh

Brother, what is it?

Go to bed. Don't forget we have to fight

tomorrow. HuhYeah.

Hold it.

What's this?Can't you fight that sort?You

come to fight, but just to show off your

10th Dan. Hmm

You are good, but I still don't recognize

your 10th Dan.

Brother, you've won! Hey, you've won!

You've won!

It's all right. Don't worry. It was

just... Hey, he lost! You won!

He lost! HuhHey,

Brother! Brother!

Hey, wait up! Brother!

Wait a minute. What is this?

Brother. Brother. You've

won today.

Chauzanne.

He's the one that won. Huh

He struck my conscience.

Chauzanne. I can't

fight anymore. Huh

But I thought you wanted everybody to

know your Kung Fu. Just because of that,

we fought like madmen. I may be

beaten someday. Who knows?

Could be my turn tomorrow. You either win

or lose. What's that proof?You

are right. That is the name of the game.

You can win 99 times, but once you

lose, I think you're really through.

You don't want to go on, do you?

There'll be no more.

You know, it's not bad to stay in a

village. We can farm together. Also

fish. And

when we have time, we can go into town

and look at pretty girls. It's better

than getting beaten up.

Where you going?Aren't we going home?

HuhHome.

Hey, hey, hey, we're coming to Hong Nan

Town. This time we have no leopard to

fight. Oh, or a big

feast awaiting us, huh

Looks like we'll be blacksmith again.

Yeah. And then, Mrs. Swan, I

can't stand her anymore. Help!

Huh

Mr. How does it start?Oh, my time's in

trouble again.

After you have beaten the leopard,

another group of gangsters came in and

took over.

Uncle knew the situation was getting

worse, but there's nothing he could do.

He died of anxiety.

The two that chased after me are members

of the gang.

These gangsters are very greedy and

vicious. Many people have

left town.

This town is really unfortunate. Brother.

Brother.

How come you're here?Grandpa got

sick in an inn. I've come to buy

medicine. Got it?I

haven't. I needed more money.

Don't go back. I'll give it to you.

Hurry, get the medicine. Thanks, brother.

Don't mention it.

Brother, when Grandpa recovered,

I'll ask him to let me be your student.

I'll learn to fight the others. Go

and tell your grandpa what he said was

true. I won't fight

anymore.

Hurry. Run along now.

Yes.

Yeah, that's him. You're the one

who interfered. What

do you want?Just want to see how

good you are. You insist. Hmm

There's no other way. Please.

OK. Brutalin, you.

Miss Tao, don't worry. Who

are you?Good.

Let's go.

Hey, brother. You have beaten him,

and now you're in trouble again. He's the

power of the Kushima, the Japanese. Huh

Ready. Right.

That was some demonstration there,

Mr. Fujima. How

about some more of your skill?Huh

OK, come on.

Mr. Koshima.

Mr. Koshima. Did you finish

him?He's not simple. He acclaimed himself

as Kung Fu Ten Don.

Guess we need Mr. King to help.

Did you check him out?Yes, we did.

Mr. Kane. He said he's Kung Fu 10th time.

Mr. Kane, do you have any grudge against

him?When I started

his account with him, he'll understand.

It's late. Why are you sitting here?

I can't sleep.

Why is that

actually?I know what you're thinking.

Shao San told me everything. To give up

your old life is right.

But just when I decided to quit,

Minnie came and forced me to fight. You

don't have to fight. You can

leave. Leave.

What about you people?Brother Lei,

I've been thinking too. There's no way to

end evil. You drove the lappet

away. Another gang stepped in. Even if

you defeated them, there'll be another

bunch coming. You just can't fight with

them forever. You

should say that. It's for your sake.

I can't leave. If I go, you'll be the

first to suffer.

Brother. Brother. Brother.

Look, little smell on the door.

Hey, brother, what's in that letter?

They took Toko Chi to Chongyu Mansion.

Want me to go at noon?Who's Toko Chi?

The kid we met on the road. HuhWhat has

that got to do with you?

They saw me talking to him and

gave him money, so they think he's one

of us.

Ben, are you going?Since he has

nothing to do with you, Wednesday finds

out they'll let him go.

Maybe they will. I hope so.

Shosanne, we'd better leave now before

they come again. You'll go and pack

first. Miss Tao,

please. Could you find us something to

eat on the road?All right, sure.

Take me to see your chief.

First thing, release the child.

Go to your grandpa. Huh

If I'm a teacher, do as I say.

Lay.

We can settle it now. Settle

what?Because you have

beaten him.

No wonder someone said once you've thrown

your punches. You can't take it back.

There is one way. If you'll be beaten by

me. Huh Or

else if you win, you can leave.

Come on. Wait. Before we start,

promise me this. Promise?

If I win, you seek no revenge.

I promise. Please.

Stop. I give up. Wait.

You've been cheated and you're so proud

of it. Master.

You're a good pretender, but you can't

pour the wool over my eyes.

Seems you can't leave yet. Something else

to settle. I don't owe you a

damn thing. You owe me a life. My

name is King Lam. The leopard that

appeared was my son. He was badly

injured and died when he got home.

That's the reason I'm here again. I'm

waiting for the Kung Fu Tan stand. But

I'm not blaming that anymore. That won't

make any difference.

Berthale!

Berthale! Shazam!

HuhWhat is it?

Where's Berthale?Huh

Brother,

brother, brother,

when you're fighting, you can't talk

about me.

Remember back to the

village, farming,

fishing. It's all

yours now.

And for me, I'll think of

all the pretty little girls.

Brother,

take take care

of yourself. Choose

hot. Choose hot.

Choose hot.

Hey, Grandpa, look.

Grandpa, I

You can go with him. You let me

be his student.

Anyone who risks his life for a child

is remarkable. You go with him.