All language subtitles for Dating Naked UK 03

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- Previously on
"Dating Naked"...

Singles stripped
everything back

in their search for love...

- Oh, my God.
- What?

Do you know each other?

- I feel like my balls are
getting stuck to the saddle.

- Stop it.
- Poor horse.

- Really enjoy
spending time with you.

- I have too.

- The first
naked newbie arrived...

- Hi, boys.
How are we?

- Hey.
- Hi.

- And heads began to turn...

- Well, I think in my head,
I'm going to sort of

explore a little bit.
[laughter]

- At the moment, I don't want
to be around any of them.

- Oh!
- [sobs]

- Come on.

- What were you fucking
speaking to them about?

- That was possessing.

- And one dater was dumped.

- Rico, it's time to go.

- I'm absolutely gutted.

I feel like I had
the strongest connection

in the house.

- Is Billy is someone you want
to try and get to know?

- We both expressed
to each other

that we want to get to know
each other a little bit.

- And neither of you
decided to tell me?

And you just decided
to embarrass me

like that on purpose?

- Oh, my God.

I feel like that's not
looking good over there.

[dramatic music]

- I wasn't embarrassing you.

I just thought,
if I don't bring it up now

at the Dumping Ground, like,
I don't know when else

would be an opportunity
when we're all in the same room

and he can't deny it.

Like, I do feel shit for,
like, saying it like that.

- I honestly do n--

Do you know why
I don't feel shit?

Because karma has bit you
right in the ass,

and I'm so happy Rico's gone.

- Whoa!
- So...

- That was just a bit bitchy.

- You can have Billy,
though,

because
I don't want him anyway,

and he's really fucking young.

So, honestly,
youse two crack on.

We've had these issues.

I thought all this was
put to bed the other day,

but you decided to do that.

- But, babe, it was put to bed,
but then I feel like

we've both been treading
on eggshells because

we knew you'd react like this.
- He's been with me all day.

- Yeah, but I just feel like
there's a way

to go about things, babe,
and I feel like it's just not

a very mature reaction.
- OK.

- And I feel like
that's why we've been scared

to say anything because we've
been treading on eggshells.

- # So wrong #

# All the things I've seen #

# You don't get
no mercy from me #

- Fucking bitch.

[dramatic pop music]

- # Show me love #

# #

- Are you all right?

- I could be better.

- # Darkness falls #

I just feel like
I've been played.

He hasn't spoken to me today.

Instead, he sort of
expected me to wait on the side

while he cracked on
with Tiarne.

He's just so disrespectful,

and I feel like
I've just been stupid.

- God, I feel like I'm in
the naughty corner here.

[chuckles]
Go on.

I feel like you're gonna
hit us with something,

but before you start,
I do feel like

I've been getting on
with you really well.

[soft dramatic music]

Obviously, Tiarne's all-in.
- Yeah.

- Yeah, and obviously,
she's obviously been getting on

with all the other guys.
- Yeah.

- And--

- And obviously,
we had that chat,

like, you can go and speak
to anyone you want.

- Yeah.

- But my whole thing
is the fact that you

literally said, "Don't worry.

Like, "My head's not turned,"
and stuff like that.

- To be fair--
to be fair, mate,

when I made that comment,
she had literally

just walked in,
and when I had gotten

to know her
a little bit more today,

that's when I feel like
that's when it has turned.

But I still want
to get to know you

because I feel like that's--

- To be honest, I feel like
that ship's sailed now.

- # I'm coming on straight #

- Yeah.

- Mm, I feel like
it's the fact that you're--

you lied.
Like, that is my thing.

Like, I do not want
to be mugged off,

and I feel like I have.

- # I'm coming on straight #

- I do deserve better.

The Mike and Tiegan ship
has sailed,

crashed, sunk, and drowned.

- I'm glad
I've had a chat with you,

and I'm glad you sort of aired
that out with me as well, yeah.

- Yeah

- Tiegan has said
that the ship sailed.

And for me, it does make
my life a little bit easier

for getting to know Tiarne,

and hopefully I can continue
to explore and have fun.

- # Oh #

- # I'm coming on #

[soft dramatic music]

- Oh, fuck.

- Thank you for that comment.
I thought that that really--

I needed that, just
getting it out in the open.

And you are very smart
for that, no?

- Yeah.

- Honestly,
that's done me a favor.

- It had to be said
because I don't want

to not explore
something because

I'm scared of her reaction.

Emily is very possessive
over Billy.

I do care
what other people think,

but at the same time,
I'm in here for me,

and if Billy is what I want,
I'm going to go for it.

So if that means upsetting
a few people, then so be it.

You're well
within your rights

to get to know anyone else.

- I just feel bad
about the situation.

Obviously, after hearing
what Lauren said,

I'm over the moon.
That made my day.

Like, I was smirking
like a little Cheshire cat.

- Like, I do want
to get to know you,

and there is sexual tension,
I feel like.

- It's well obvious.
- What, from me?

- Both of us.
- [chuckles]

Jesus Christ, I think we're
both as bad as each other.

- [laughs]
- You ain't wrong.

- # All you do for love #

[upbeat music]

# What would you do
for love? #

# #

- A lot happened tonight,
and trust me,

I'd love to get
in the bed if you and I--

I mean, what?

I'm not gonna go ahead
just yet.

You know what I mean?
- I do know what you mean.

Oh, my God.

- # Come with me
to the dark side #

- Things are done between
myself and Tiegan,

but me and Tiarne
are getting on really well,

and things are progressing.

- Mm.

Mm.

[soft dramatic music]

- I actually don't know
what I'm doing.

I don't have a connection
with anybody else

in the house at the moment.

- What a day, what a day,
what a jolly old day.

- Oh, my God.

That Dumping Ground just
causes problems, doesn't it?

- I feel pretty gutted.

I didn't get saved by Tiarne.

I still really fancy her.

I still think
that I'm her type.

And maybe I've still
got a chance.

# #

# I, I cannot sleep at night #

# I feel so lost
when I'm not with you #

- Good morning.
A new day.

A new dawn.

How are you, lovebirds?
- Do you know what?

I had the best sleep
last night.

- Bet you did over there,
you little minx.

- [chuckles]

- Me and Romeo are exploring
each other more in the bedroom.

I do need
the emotional connection

as well as
the physical connection.

[laughs]

- # I'd leave it all
to be with you #

- I am genuinely looking for,
like, a boyfriend eventually

that will be a husband
because I do want kids

and a little family
in the future.

So that's why I'm here.

But hopefully,
I'll find the right guy.

- I feel like we're just
still sitting in that energy

from last night.
- Yeah.

- It's just a bit grim.
- I'm all right.

- I felt bad.
I did feel bad.

But I feel like it had
to come out at some point.

- To be honest,
I don't think I buy anything

that Lauren actually said.

I can't trust the girl,

but I'll be civil.
I'll be polite.

She knows she fucked up.
She's apologized to me.

That's it.

- I love you, girl.

- I woke up
in a really good mood.

I did speak to Lauren a bit
yesterday, which was nice.

It's obvious that she's
very attracted to me.

I think I will pursue it
and see where that goes.

- If this was yours,
you're like,

"Oh, yeah, I've got
some butter for you."

- Mike and Tiarne,
I don't know if they'll last.

I feel like Mike is one
to turn his head,

and he's always looking
for the next best thing.

I feel like we need
some fresh meat in here.

[upbeat music]

- Well, keep those
fingers crossed, Tiegan,

because
Captain Rylan's coming.

That's right.

I've set sail
to give those landlubbers

some exciting news.
Full speed ahead!

- # I'd leave it all
to be with you #

# #

- Just think I've knocked it
all up with Tiarne, you know?

- Why?
- Cause the date went so well.

And then I think
I was just too much.

- I'm hooked on her,

but then realized
that I shouldn't really be

if she don't want it.
- Yeah.

I feel like you're just
overthinking everything.

- Yeah.
- Just play it cool, man.

Stop panicking and overthinking
everything you say.

- I feel like Dan's gonna
find it really hard

to find someone in here
because I feel like

he's just lacking confidence.

At the end of the day,
he shouldn't be holding back.

- Sorry, Dan.

You're gonna have
to make do with me.

- # We're on top
of the world #

# World #

# World #

# And no, we're never
coming back down tonight #

- Oh!

[all cheering]

- Hello, daters.
- Oh.

- Hello, hello.

- What the F?
[chuckles]

- Every time I see Rylan,
I don't know

if it's gonna be good
or if he's playing, like,

little sneaky games.
[chuckles]

- # No, we're never
coming back down #

- Boys, why don't you
chill out?

And ladies, you can come
join me on the beach.

Come on.
- Bye, girls.

- Oh, my God.

- Either something good
or something really bad

is gonna happen.
- Good spot.

- Oh, my God.

What the fuck?

[soft dramatic music]

- Well, girls,
how are we all feeling?

- Good.
- Good.

- Seems like it all stepped up
a bit of a gear last night

because we did lose a boy
from the "Dating Naked" house.

Well, I think we should even
things up a bit, don't you?

# #

- Ah, this can't be good.

# #

- Should we throw
another sausage in the pan?

[laughter]
- Yes!

- # No, you can't
stop a king #

# Can't stop #

# So bow down
and kiss the ring #

# Kiss the ring, uh #

- My dating history has been
a bit of a checkered past.

There's been a lot
of one-night stands

and a lot of fun.

I'm definitely
a triple threat.

I've got the looks,
the charm, and the charisma,

and I know the girls aren't
gonna be able to resist it.

As an ex pro footballer,
I've become accustomed

and used to girls
throwing themselves

at me whenever I please.

I'm coming here
to shoot my shot,

and I just know
I'm gonna score.

[upbeat music]

- OK, girls, meet Jono.

# #

- # Ring #

# #

# You can't #

# You can't stop a king #

# Can't stop #

# So bow down
and kiss the ring #

# Kiss the ring, uh #

# Yeah, you can't
stop a king #

# No, uh #

# So bow down
and kiss the ring #

# Yeah, bow down
and kiss the #

- Oh, Christ.
- Whoo!

- He's sexy.

- I can see a couple of eyes
fluttering over there.

- Ooh!
- Mate, hello.

- Lovely to meet you.
- Lovely to meet you, too.

Welcome to "Dating Naked."

- # You can't stop #

- Ah, shit.

He's a good looking lad,
and he might have

a bit of bad in him,
so I'm in trouble.

- OK, Jono, you've got
a big decision to make.

- Oh, shit.
- [laughs]

- Fucking hell.

- We have Emily, Chrislove,

Dominik, Lauren,

Tiegan, and Tiarne.

What do you think of our girls?

- Absolutely beautiful,
all of them.

Like a kid in a candy shop.
[laughter]

- We're all panicking about.

What have I got to panic about?
- Nothing, man.

Dom's got you.

- Are you from Birmingham
as well?

- Wolverhampton,
around the corner, yeah.

- Wolverhampton, oh, yeah.

Yeah, I could tell
with the accent.

- Could share a flight home.

- Hopefully.

- OK, I can tell you
that the next dater

to be dumped from
"Dating Naked" will be a girl.

[dramatic music]

# #

And, Jono,
you will have the power

to save one of these girls
from being dumped.

# #

But before that,
who do you fancy

going on a date with?

# #

- He's tall.
He's so handsome.

And it would be so good
to go on a date

with him, definitely.

- He's a good looking guy,
and he has good eyebrows.

# #

- He is my type, so hopefully
I've got a chance there.

# #

- Let's say Lauren.
- Lauren?

Why Lauren?
- Ah!

- She's very beautiful.
- [chuckles]

- Fucking great.

Like, what does she have
that I've not?

- It's beef.

- Lauren, how are you feeling
about Jono picking you?

- It's always nice to get
a little compliment like that.

It'd be interesting
to get to know him.

[giggles]
- Don't worry, mate.

[tense music]

- Off you go on your date.

- [giggles]
Thanks.

- So as soon as Rico goes,
she's got a new lad already.

- [laughs]
You're fucked.

- He's got game as well.

- They look
quite good together.

# #

- See you later, boys.
- Laters.

# #

[laughs]

- [laughs]

- Jono's arrival has caused
quite a splash,

and something tells me
there's gonna be

a few more of them.
- Excited?

- Very. I'm just focusing
on not falling in

before anything starts.

That would be embarrassing.

Paddleboard date.
Brilliant idea.

Never would have picked it
personally because

I think the ocean's
a bit cold for me.

Look, I'm naked with
a gorgeous girl.

It's a great first day,
and hopefully

there can be
many more days like it.

Let me hold.
- Hold it from the back.

- Hey, yo.

- This date is mad.

Like, I've never been
paddleboarding naked before.

But Rico's just left.

I'm just
getting to know Billy,

and then going on a date
with Jono,

and it's like my head's gone.

[laughs]
I got it.

- Yeah?
- [screams]

- # Sink or swim,
just jump in #

# Sink or swim,
sink or swim #

# Sink or swim,
just jump in #

- That is not
a flattering angle even.

[screams]

- # Sink or swim,
just jump in #

# Sink or swim,
just jump in #

# They might say
we crazy, crazy #

- Jono's a good guy.

Like, I'm having
a really, really good time.

- # We just jump in
like, hey, we here #

- I really do quite like him.

But saying that,
I haven't really had

a date with Billy,
so I don't know.

I'm stuck between the two.

OK, ready?
[screams]

No, wait!

- Lauren is
a very beautiful girl.

That's why I picked her
for this date.

And seeing her really immerse
herself in the activity

and really get into it
has made me think

she's even more attractive.

- Lauren and Jono
aren't the only ones

struggling with their balance.

[soft dramatic music]

Emily's having
a bit of a wobble too.

# #

- I personally feel gutted
that I didn't go on a date

with Jono today.

Being rejected whilst you are
literally wearing no clothes

feels like shit.

# #

[sighs]

It would be nice if somebody
comes in that fancies me back,

but right now,
I just feel exhausted.

[sighs]

[bright music]

# #

- So as far as first naked
dates gone, how you found it?

- I enjoyed it, man.

Like, I think I'm more
impressed with you

the way you handled it.
It's a bit crazy.

- Yeah.

- Normally, like,
if someone's really

good-looking,
you don't think they're

gonna be fun as well.
- Yeah.

No, I love this sort of stuff.

- What's the house been like?

- The house has been good,
yeah.

Like, I've been speaking
to Billy as well

a little bit in the house,

but, like, that's just,
like, flirty banter

we have between us,

and I haven't really
got to know him much.

Yeah, I feel like
it's still so early,

so I can't shut
my options off, can I?

Like, it's literally been
a couple of days.

- Sitting here with Lauren
and getting to know her,

she's a nice person.

And obviously
she's very beautiful as well.

Well, I can't wait
to get in the house.

There's lots of
beautiful girls in there.

So when I get
in there tonight,

I'm gonna see
who I'll vibe with the most

and take it from there.

- Well, cheers
to our first date.

- Cheers.
- [laughs]

Jono is a great guy.

I've had a good time today.

But I feel like my heart
probably at the minute

is more with Billy.

- # What it gon' be?
What it gon' be? #

# #

- Are you OK?
- Yeah.

- Come.
Mm.

- Hey, little Rodgy.

- Oh, God,
that's a really small one.

- Fucking hell.

- Hello.

- # We're on top
of the world #

- Hello!
- Where is everyone?

- You all right?
- Yeah, good.

- How has your day been?

- I feel I should introduce us.
Emily.

- I'll let you say hi
to the new boy.

I'll go this way.
- Jono.

- See, I do like Jono.
He is my type.

I mean, it'll be nice
to get to know him.

Fingers crossed.
- Jono.

- Nice to meet you.
What's your name, bro?

- Nice to meet you, brother.
- Nice to meet you, bro.

- Evening, boys and girls.
[screams]

- Ah, it's you.
- Oh, my God, how was it?

- Yes.
- Good.

- What did you do?
- Yeah.

I went paddleboarding, yeah.

- So what's the vibe?
- No, we had a good time.

We actually did have
a good time.

- You actually have a smile
on your face.

You can't wipe it off.

- Hey there.
- No.

- Look at her.
You're proper smiling.

- No, he's--
- She's, like, glowing.

- A bit jealous?
- You're a little dickhead.

- [laughs]
- Oh, he's getting livid.

You can see it.

- Lauren,
you winding me up or what?

- So what are you feeling?
Who you feeling?

You got Lauren,
who you went on a date with.

- She's proper, isn't she?
Let's be real. She's proper.

- You got Emily,
slim, dark haired girl.

- She's proper as well.
- She likes you.

- Don't gas me like that.
- No, she likes you.

- She gave me the eye.

She's like, "He's a bit of me."

- If I'm gonna have
to pick one person to save,

I've got to talk to them all.
Do you know what I mean?

I want to give everyone
a chance to get to know me,

and I want a chance
to get to know everyone,

just to make sure I'm making

the best decision
I possibly can.

But I'm not scared to step on
some of the other lads' toes,

so it should be interesting.

[laughs]

# #

- Jono has the power
to save one of the girls

at the next Dumping Ground,
so they'll really have

to put the graft in
with our newbie.

And what better place
to do that

than some welcome drinks
with a cheeky twist?

- # Let the games begin #

- Oh, what's this?
- Whoo!

- Oh, my God, bare or dare?

We have to spin the wheel,

and then whatever it lands on,
you have to take a card

and see what you get.

This is gonna get
interesting.

- All right, got...

- Oh!
- It's a dare!

- Invite the person
you fancy the most

to lick squirty cream
off your body.

- Ooh!
- Ah, Lauren.

- Yeah, all right.
- Oh, shit!

[all cheering]

- Oh, fuck!

[all cheering]

- Oi, that's not
her first time.

- I love a cheeky Essex boy.

[laughs]
- Go, Tiegan!

Who's gonna get a dare?
- Yay!

Ask the person you'd most like

to spend the night with
to join you at the new room

in the house, the cabana.

- No way!

- # Oh, yeah, oh #

- That's right.

We've only gone
and built a private,

luxurious cabana
for our daters.

It even comes
with its own hot tub.

Fancy!

- Ooh, that's good.

- No way.
- Um...

All I'm thinking is,
"Please don't choose Jono."

[grunts]

[upbeat music]

# #

- So I choose Jono.

[all cheering]

- Jono's fine!
- Come on, girl.

- Whoo!
- Oh, great.

For fuck's sake.

I understand
why she chose Jono,

because he's the newbie
and she's single,

but I honestly feel like
if I got there faster,

I think we would have
a really good connection.

I really want it to just be
a bare so I can just be honest.

- [laughs]

[all cheering]

- It's bare!
It's bare!

- Have you ever cheated?
Yes.

- Oh!
- Oh!

- I've been cheated on.
I've cheated.

I think pretty much all of us
have been in that situation.

Can you put your hands up
if you have cheated, though?

Just be honest.

- You told me
you never had before.

- Oh!
- Hey, yo.

- Oh!
- Oh!

[tense music]

- I did it because
they put their hands up.

- That is such
a fucking boy answer.

- I'm sensing a liar.

I'm sensing a liar.

Lying to me is
a massive red flag,

and I just don't know
if I can get past that.

# #

- Eh.
- Oh.

- Oh.
- Right by, that's a--

- It's a bare!

Who do you think
is the least likely

to find love in the house?
- Oh, shit.

- That's hard.
- That's awful.

- That's a shit question.
- That's a harsh one.

- That's nasty.

- Oh, this is--
this is a tough one, you know?

Um...

# #

Fuck's sake.

# #

Tiegan.
- Oh, my God!

- What?
- What?

- Why are you saying Tiegan?

# #

- [chuckles]

# #

Because you're busy
with Tiarne.

# #

Really and truly,
she likes Mike

because she was crying
over Mike yesterday.

[laughs]
- Oh, my God.

- That's nuts.

- So awkward.
- Fuck.

- I mean, that's nasty.
You know that ain't true.

- Why the fuck
would you say that?

- You know what, it's just--
oh, my God.

I'm gonna get fucking angry.
- Don't worry. Don't worry.

- You're such a fucking prick
for saying that.

Like, that is so sad.

Like, what the fuck?

My blood is, like,
boiling right now.

And I think he's just
a fucking prick.

- You know when we say
it's not OK to lie?

I'd have lied.

Because that's fucked.
- Hey, listen.

- No, just don't
fucking touch me.

I swear to God.

The fact that you're laughing
that I was crying,

that was the worst thing.

- I do feel a little bad.

- That is so
fucking embarrassing.

Oh, fuck him
for that absolutely.

- But do you know what though?
It's not true.

Like, you know what I mean?
Like, there was no reason.

- Yeah, it isn't.
There has no--

- That's just so horrible.
- Hear that, hon.

- I just feel like Romeo
just does not like the fact

that I rejected him
at the start.

I just feel like he's got
something in for me now.

Like, I just don't know
why someone would do that.

[somber music]

- Tiegan, I'm so sorry.
- Please make him go.

- Tiegan,
I didn't want to do it.

- No, but you did do it,
and that's the thing, Romeo.

You're a fucking prick,
and I hate you.

- I'm not.
- I actually hate you.

- I'm actually not.

- Please get out
my fucking face.

- [sighs]

# #

I'm in the shit, bro.

# #

It is cold in here.

[tense music]

- Romeo, tonight,
he lied to me when I asked him

if he cheated before,
and he said no.

I just feel
really disappointed.

# #

- Where do you want to start?

- Like, why would you
lie to me?

I've had problems in the past
with a guy's lying,

so that's one thing.

Then the whole Tiegan thing.

I don't like that.

- Why do you care about Tiegan?

- No, I do care
about Tiegan, OK?

Because she's a great girl,
and she does deserve love,

so don't even say that to me.

It's just not nice.

And I-- do you know what?
I like nice people.

And then, like, you lied to me.

I literally asked you this
the other day,

"Have you ever cheated?"
And you said no.

- # I am the truth #

# #

# #

- # I am the truth #

# #

I will not be sharing
a bed with Romeo tonight.

- # The truth #

# #

- # You and I #

# Look at the moon and sky #

- I actually just can't
believe he done that.

- I know.

[upbeat music]

- Can we talk?

Please?
Two minutes.

- OK, OK.

- I feel bad
for making Tiegan cry.

I didn't mean that.

I had to choose someone,
and I felt like

she was gonna be
the most tough-skinned.

I just don't know where
her head's at right now.

You know I got love
for you though.

- To be honest, I actually
don't like you at the moment.

- I know you don't.
- You know what?

You could have literally
just said my name.

You could have said my name,
and that's done.

Look, it's not funny.

- It kind of rolled
off my tongue.

- I don't fucking care.

Like, you think about
what you're saying.

Like, it's so horrible
that you've done that.

Like, I feel like that
is the most snaky thing

anyone has ever done to me.

- Hey, listen.
- No.

- Listen, Tiegan.
I'm sorry.

- No, I actually don't--
I don't forgive you.

- I didn't mean it like that,
you know?

I know you before anyone
in here.

See what I mean?
I mean, the longest.

- It literally
doesn't mean anything.

I literally feel like because
I rejected you at the start,

like, you've got
something in for me.

Like, that's literally
how it feels.

- You still fancy me?
- What are you even on about?

- Asking.
I'm just asking you.

- I don't fancy you now, no.

For fuck's sake.
Like, I'm so confused.

He's got a lovely thing
going on

with Dom at the moment,

so I don't get why
he is acting this way.

- I still love you,
you know, I think.

You know, I mean,
I've still got love for you,

but like this.
Please.

- No, I actually don't feel
like it right now.

- I'm sorry.
- Thank you for apologizing.

I'm gonna go.
- OK.

I'll speak to you later?
- Yeah.

[tense music]

I've spoke to Romeo
about the situation.

I do think
he expected me to, like,

just be OK with what he said.

I still do think it was harsh,

but I feel like I've pushed
that to the side now,

and I'm hoping
I can get to know

Jono a bit more in the cabana.

- How you feeling?
- I'm OK now, yeah, yeah.

I'm so sorry, like--

- Don't say that.

It all started off so good.

Everyone was having
a good time,

and it just turned
into carnage real quick.

Hopefully we can end the night
with a smile on our face

and cheer her back up.
Are you ready?

- Right now?
- Eeh!

[laughs]
- Oh, my God.

- Go on, girl.
- Yeah.

- Have fun, brother.
- Pleasure.

- Good day.
- Pleasure.

- Yeah.
- Pleasure.

- See you later.
- See you.

[bright music]

# #

- Oh, my God.
- Oh, this is so nice.

- That's ridiculous.

- Ooh, there's a hot tub.
- Wow. Oh!

- Look at the candles.

Oh, there's rose petals
and everything.

Oh, my God.

I feel like the game
is a bit stressful,

but I am looking forward
to getting to know

Jono as a person.

- To a good night
and to good vibes.

- Yeah, good vibes.
- Good people.

- Yes.
- Cheers.

- Cheers to them.

- Tiegan choosing me
for the cabana

is lifting my spirits
a little, shall we say?

It's a great start
to the journey,

and I'm very excited.

- What do you do
when you're at home?

- I'm a beautician, so I have,
like, a salon and stuff.

- Can you do some eyebrows
for me?

- Oh, yeah.
And I do massages.

And I'll give you a massage.
- Really?

- Yeah, I'm good at massages.

- God really is
looking after me today.

[laughs]

- It's gonna be
a strange first night

not slopping with the boys,

but, I mean, boys, Tiegan.
Tiegan is up here.

Do you know what I mean?

- # I hear the
waves race ashore #

# The way
they're getting close #

# It makes me want you more #

# #

- The night may be young
for Tiegan and Jono,

but for the rest
of the daters,

it's time to wind down.

- # Don't pop it on me #

# Set your girlfriend aside #

- Where do we start with Billy?
He's really cheeky.

Like, there is, like,
the sexual chemistry there.

So I've got to give him
the time of day, haven't I?

Night.

# #

[laughs]

- I'm over the moon.

I finally just got
a kiss off Lauren.

I feel like a little schoolboy,
honestly.

It's mad.
It was really nice.

She went on a date with Jono,
but she's only got eyes for me.

So yeah, yeah, it's good.

[soft dramatic music]

# #

- Jono, I do fancy him.

Oh, he's just so sexy.

I can just feel, like,
the sexual tension.

Feel like I can't
contain myself.

# #

- # It takes a survivor #

# #

- # Waking #

# To the look in your eyes #

# I can take anything
that the day brings #

- Morning, boys.
- Good morning!

- Morning.

# #

- With the next dumping
on the horizon,

the girls are
running out of time

to build strong connections
with the boys.

- I wake up
feeling really good.

Had Mike over last night
for a few cuddles.

It was refreshing to kind of
wake up next to someone,

another body, and warm energy.

I'm happy with where we're at.

At the moment, my eyes
are pretty set on him.

- [laughs]

- At the minute,
my eyes are just for Billy.

And it's just-- it was nice
to get a kiss with someone

when you haven't dated
for a while.

I feel like
it's a long time coming.

So I feel like when we got it,
we were, like, really excited.

And, yeah, he's a good kisser.

# #

- # You got a taste for my #

- A crazy first night, man.

She definitely wasn't bad
by any stretch

of the imagination.
Not for me, anyway.

[laughs]

You'd have to ask Tiegan
what she thinks.

- I feel like this come at,
like, the perfect timing.

- Yeah.

I had a great night
with Tiegan,

but at this point,
I can't really put

all my eggs in one basket.

I still think Emily's
on my radar,

so I might have
a talk with her today

and just see how that pans out.

- # Because I do what I want #

- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my gosh, tell me.

- Good morning.
- Yeah, it was really nice.

- Was it?
Tell us everything.

- OK, right.
- Look at your little smile.

- Anyway, it was just really,
like, nice and calm.

And, like, it was so nice.

Yeah, I did kind of
sleep with him.

- Did you?
- Yeah.

- Wait, what?
- What?

- Yeah.
- Did you have sex with him?

- Yeah.
- Oh.

Do you feel better now?

- I feel a bit like
a refresh and restart.

I'm not celibate anymore.

[laughter]

[dramatic music]

# #

- In the same room.

- Do you think Jono will still
be interested in me anyway?

- Go for it.

- I know, but he's just gone

and slept with Tiegan.
- That was a warm-up.

I think that was
a warm-up for him.

You're the main course.

- Do you think if I'm,
like, literally...

- [laughs]

- Do you think
if I do chat to him,

then he'll be, like,
actually open to having

a conversation still?
- Absolutely

- Yeah, you think?
- I would not--

I would not call it off yet.

Absolutely.
- Want to come--

come with me?
- Hmm?

- Come with me.

- Oh.

- After last night,
I'm still sad.

I'm mad.
I'm upset.

And I need to think of
why I came here

and what I want
to get out of this.

[soft dramatic music]

# #

- At this point, yeah,
I just don't know

what to expect
or what she's gonna say.

[sighs]

# #

- For me, like, just be honest.

Like, I don't care
about your past.

Like, I really, really don't.

I would rather
you just tell me,

and I would never judge you for
what you've done in the past.

I feel like we all have a past.
- Mm-hmm.

- You know what I mean?
- We can fix it.

- Yeah.
- I'm sorry.

- Thank you.

Making up is definitely nice.
I don't want to argue.

I know
he doesn't want to argue,

so I feel like
we're in a good place now.

Hopefully he doesn't
do that again,

or he's gonna be
in the doghouse.

- # It's the kind of love
that goes for #

- Hey.
- Hola.

- Hola.
- You all right?

- I'm great.
How are you?

- I had a little chat
with Emily,

and I know you just had
a nice thing, but she--

I think she's got
the hots for him.

- Yeah, I think she has.
- She really likes him.

It's her type.

She said she's going
to put the moves on.

- Are you just like
waiting to see

if someone comes in for you?

Or you got your eye
on someone in particular?

- Got me eye on you.
- Really?

- Really.
- Well, damn.

- You already know that anyway.

Just because Jono went
to the cabana with Tiegan

doesn't mean that they're
officially a power couple yet.

- So you feeling the vibe,
yeah?

- I know that you're
feeling me, too, so it's OK.

- So now you say you can
read me like a book?

- Yeah.

- We don't need to
carry on this chat

if we're all on the same page.

[laughter]

- Do you know what Romeo said?
- What?

- I said I just reckon
he'll still like me,

even though he's just spent
the night with Tiegan.

Romeo, the cheeky bastard.

He goes,
"Tiegan was just a warm-up.

You're the main course."

- [gasps]
Ah!

- Emily's very blunt
and very honest,

and I like that in someone.

And she's obviously
a very pretty girl as well.

It's a bit of a strange
predicament to be in,

but I'm definitely loving it.
[laughs]

- Might be sneaking into
the boys' room tonight.

- To show me
where everything is?

- I'll show you
where the condoms are.

- Goddamn.
I look forward to it.

[chuckles]

- # Got you going crazy #

# About to lose your mind #

[laughter]

- # The older I get #

# I'm just grateful for
the air that I breathe #

- Oh, we got quite brown today.

- Oh, look, I feel like
I burnt my fucking vag though.

- Let me see.
- Fuck off!

Right, we're going to shove
some aloe vera on that, girl.

- A little bit of sunburn will
be the least of their worries

once I've delivered
my news to the house.

[static buzzes]

- # Radio Rylan #

- Status.

- Oh, fuck.

- The sun's setting on
another day in the house,

but for one of you girls,
the day isn't the only thing

coming to an end.

I'll see you all
at the Dumping Ground.

- No.
- Laters, daters.

- Fuck.

- Oh, I feel like
just the thought

of going to the Dumping Ground
again is just sickening.

It's just a horrible feeling.

- Oh, shit.

[dramatic music]

# #

- I am really nervous about
the Dumping Ground tonight.

I would love to stay here
a little bit longer.

- I'm totally not ready.

Like, shit, am I gonna stay?
Am I gonna go?

# #

- I do know that Jono has
a big decision to make,

but I do feel like
the boys have

an even bigger decision
to make.

# #

- Obviously, I've got
a chance to save someone.

I've got my eye
on a couple of people,

but this is such
a difficult decision.

It's definitely not easy.

# #

- Hello, daters.
- Oi, oi!

- I'm still not getting
this dress code, am I?

[laughter]

Still always one step behind.

How are we feeling, girls?
- A bit nervous.

- Nervous.
- Not good.

- What are we making
of our new boy, Jono?

- I'll start.
- Will you now?

- Yeah.
- Ooh!

- I think he's
a really nice guy,

and it's been nice to,
like, get to know him.

- How well have you
got to know Jono?

[laughter]

- From the inside out.

Yeah, it's been very nice.

- Boy moves fast.

Well, Jono,
as our naked newbie,

you were given the power
to save one of our girls.

# #

It is decision time.

Now is the time to tell me
which girl you fancy the most

and who you want to save.

# #

- The girl I fancy the most

and the one
I want to save is...

# #

Tiegan.

- Tiegan, come and stand
with me.

- Thank you.

- I'm very pleased to say you
are safe today, another day.

Girls, that means
that the rest of you

are all at risk
of being dumped tonight.

Mike?

You called things off
with Tiegan

to pursue things with Tiarne.

Do you still stand by
that decision?

- Yeah, 100%.

Like, me and Tiarne have
been getting on really well.

Got a lot of sexual chemistry,

and I do want to continue
to get to know Tiarne

and sort of see
where things go.

- Dan, you first went on
that date with Tiarne.

How are you feeling
with her now?

- Tiarne, you were
a whirlwind of emotions for me

when you popped in.
I was so blown away by you.

You're gorgeous.
You're beautiful.

And when you had
a connection with Mike,

it really did
actually get me down.

And I think being
that childlike person I am--

I mean, I am
the real-life Peter Pan--

and it really, really
actually made me

put you off me because
maybe that was too much.

And actually, this experience,
what I'm learning,

is that you need
to come out of Neverland

and actually grow up sometimes.

I still am crushing
on you really hard.

# #

- Wow.
Thanks, Dan.

Now, Lauren,
the last time we were here,

you said that you had a bit of
sexual chemistry with Billy.

So, Billy, has that developed?
- Yeah, it has.

I feel like there is a really
strong bond between us.

It almost seems real,
and it's lovely.

I'd still love to get
to know more of you

and obviously keep you
in the house.

- Romeo, how's it been going
with Dominik?

- It's been going--
it's going-- been going well.

She's an amazing girl.

We get on so well.

- So you're in
a good place now?

- Yeah.
- Well, that's nice to hear.

OK, Dan, Mike,

Romeo, and Billy,

each of you has one vote.

The girl with the most votes
will be dumped immediately,

and her "Dating Naked"
experience will be over.

# #

It's time to vote.

Billy, please tell me the name

of the girl you wish to dump.

- So this person,
I think they're really lovely.

I just feel like
as time has gone on,

they haven't made a connection.

So the girl I'm gonna dump
from this house is...

Chrislove.

# #

- Dan?

- This girl is a really,
really lovely person,

but I really don't think
the connection's been there.

So the person that I'd like

to dump from the house is...

Chrislove.

- Thank you, Dan.

Chrislove,
that's two votes for you.

- Yeah.
It is what it is.

- Romeo, you're up next.

If you decide
to vote for Chrislove,

she will automatically
be dumped

from the "Dating Naked" house.

Please tell me the name

of the girl you wish to dump.

- This girl,

she's an incredible person.

I'm hoping that she'll
find love on the outside world,

but...

the girl
I'll be dumping is...

# #

Chrislove.

# #

- Chrislove, with three votes,
you will be leaving

the "Dating Naked" house.

However, we do need
to finish the vote.

Mike?
- Chrislove.

- How are you feeling,
gorgeous?

- Overall,
I'm not mad about it.

I came here to find love,

and I didn't find a man,
but most of you guys are great.

- Is there anything you'd like
to say

to your fellow daters
before you leave?

- Just keep it real
and spill your guts out more

and be more vulnerable

because some of you guys
are not.

- It is time to say goodbye.

Thank you so much.
Good luck.

- # We're still here still
fighting the good fight #

- I definitely
enjoyed my time here.

The experience
has been wonderful.

I came here to get
to know people and date

and also learn new things
about me, which I did.

So this was, like, an overall
good experience for me.

- Well, let that be
a lesson to all of you.

Don't waste any time
during this experience

because otherwise it might be
over sooner than you think.

Laters, daters.

[tense music]

# #

- It's so sad
to see Chrislove go.

She's a lovely girl, and
she'll definitely be missed.

- Oh, yeah.

- Oh, my God.

Hearing that speech from Dan,
like,

I could see that Mike was
not overly happy about it.

With all these
connections going,

people are treading on toes,

and I just feel like
there's something brewing.

- Daniel, poetry on
the stage gets me like--

- Poetry?
- Poetry.

Poetry to Tiarne.
- Oh, don't worry.

It was all the honest truth.

- I think that's what got Dan
dumped in the first place,

to be honest.
- Oi.

- If it was, it was.
Do you know what?

I can only be me, brother.

And if you carry on being you,
that's good for you.

- Interesting.

I just feel like Dan
is playing a massive game.

He obviously liked Tiarne.

For me, I just feel like
he's very fake.

- You're playing a game,
and you're playing it well.

You put on antics
in front of everyone.

- There's no game.
There's no game.

To be honest,
I feel like you feel

a bit threatened because
Tiarne said in many times

that I'm her type.
- Yeah?

- So I think that worries you.
- I'm not worried at all.

- Because who acts
like that, mate?

- Like, from my point of view,
mate,

you're making yourself
look very stupid.

- Actually, me and Tiarne
had a conversation

and said
it's not off the cards.

- Dan, have you got,
like, a script

that you're just making up?

Because your banter
is horrendous, by the way.

- Banter's a laugh and a joke.

I'm being real.
- Dan, you're not being real.

You're talking about
Peter Pan in Neverland.

- Yeah.
- You're deluded.

I feel like you with women
are a disaster.

You haven't got a clue.
- Come on, well--

- All right, come on.
- Wow.

I think you're just acting up
because you're worried.

- I think you're worried.

I feel like you're
the next one to go.

- I think this conversation
needs to end,

and we have
a proper conversation.

- I don't want to have
a conversation with you.

Your banter is
absolutely shocking.

- Can we park it?

- Mate, you were the one
who started this.

- Shh.
- Ooh!

- Park it.

Now, boy.
- What are you gonna do?

Exactly, so shut your
little mouth, your little mug.

- Would you shush.

- Don't tell me to shh,
you little boy.

- Oh!
Go on then.

- You little mug.

- Next time, the cracks widen.

- My head's with you.
- It's a lot.

- Tiarne could say one thing
to me and then another to Dan.

I don't feel like me
and her are solid.

- Personally, I think Dom's,
like, sweating it more than--

- I think that's done.

- Dominik and Romeo,
I feel like they're

sort of maybe just winging it
a little bit.

- You're winging it
with Tiarne, bro.

- You said those words.
- When was this?

- It doesn't matter
when it's said.

- Yeah, it actually does.