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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,025 --> 00:00:02,424 To our Alberico. 2 00:00:02,665 --> 00:00:03,894 Cheers! 3 00:00:26,013 --> 00:00:27,845 People say Naples should change, 4 00:00:26,305 --> 00:00:28,296 Not bad! 5 00:00:28,093 --> 00:00:29,606 but why don't you also change 6 00:00:28,505 --> 00:00:31,657 It's our butler, he loves to amaze when he enters. 7 00:00:29,813 --> 00:00:31,486 Mantua, Rovigo, Aosta? 8 00:00:32,105 --> 00:00:34,494 Come along, let's bring in the knédel. 9 00:00:37,225 --> 00:00:39,978 But why is the butler wrapped in a rug? 10 00:00:42,705 --> 00:00:44,582 Because he's Persian! 11 00:00:47,385 --> 00:00:51,094 - What's happening? - They must be beating the rug. 12 00:00:51,785 --> 00:00:54,777 -They do it at your house too, right? -Not with the butler in it. 13 00:00:52,053 --> 00:00:54,886 Dust those corners, your uncle attracts dust. 14 00:00:55,265 --> 00:00:57,097 It depends on the butler. 15 00:00:56,093 --> 00:00:57,970 Not on purpose! 16 00:00:57,345 --> 00:01:00,224 Listen, if you ruin this evening for me, 17 00:00:59,333 --> 00:01:01,210 Sometimes I think he does. 18 00:01:00,865 --> 00:01:02,902 I'll send you back to jail. 19 00:01:01,453 --> 00:01:05,242 We dust him every day, but there's always this darned layer. 20 00:01:03,145 --> 00:01:04,419 She said "jail"? 21 00:01:04,745 --> 00:01:06,577 I could have suffocated. 22 00:01:06,825 --> 00:01:10,420 - I heard "quail™. - Quail? In the knédel? 23 00:01:09,493 --> 00:01:10,972 Poor uncle! 24 00:01:11,545 --> 00:01:15,379 So, what's the new marketing director's profile? 25 00:01:15,625 --> 00:01:18,663 Maybe a Greek profile like my husband's! 26 00:01:17,253 --> 00:01:21,326 A GODFATHER IN THE LIVING ROOM 27 00:01:18,905 --> 00:01:21,465 - Not to return to the subject... - Please, do. 28 00:01:21,705 --> 00:01:25,175 Little Alberico, was walking defenselessly. 29 00:01:24,773 --> 00:01:26,332 Wake up! 30 00:01:25,425 --> 00:01:28,099 - And from behind... - We've already said that! 31 00:01:26,573 --> 00:01:29,042 Wake up, school won't wait! 32 00:01:28,345 --> 00:01:29,824 Let's say it again! 33 00:01:30,065 --> 00:01:33,535 When from behind came an aggressor, Coso Jr. 34 00:01:30,173 --> 00:01:32,813 "If you want to do something special, 35 00:01:33,053 --> 00:01:34,726 now's the time." 36 00:01:33,785 --> 00:01:35,537 An aggressor! 37 00:01:36,133 --> 00:01:38,204 If you want something special... 38 00:01:36,185 --> 00:01:38,620 This dipshit's son started it all. 39 00:01:38,413 --> 00:01:40,484 - Now's the time. - I want to sleep. 40 00:01:39,905 --> 00:01:41,703 Dipshit father, dipshit son. 41 00:01:40,733 --> 00:01:42,406 It's not the time. 42 00:01:41,945 --> 00:01:45,017 - Is he Neapolitan? - Romanian. He loves to sing. 43 00:01:42,653 --> 00:01:44,690 Go today and bring home a nice A. 44 00:01:44,933 --> 00:01:47,573 In life we must invest in ourselves. 45 00:01:45,225 --> 00:01:47,819 - Wasn't he Persian? - Persian in ancient times... 46 00:01:48,025 --> 00:01:50,175 According to present Romanian borders. 47 00:01:50,425 --> 00:01:53,178 It's a famous song in Romania, 48 00:01:50,493 --> 00:01:52,928 "I wasn't born for defeat... 49 00:01:53,173 --> 00:01:55,608 Nor does failure run in my veins. 50 00:01:53,425 --> 00:01:54,779 like Volare for us. 51 00:01:55,025 --> 00:01:57,062 What a strange language, it sounds like swearing. 52 00:01:55,853 --> 00:01:57,526 I'm a lion, 53 00:01:57,773 --> 00:02:01,767 Iwon't listen to those who cry and feel sorry for themselves 54 00:01:58,305 --> 00:02:00,615 It's true... it does. 55 00:02:00,825 --> 00:02:04,261 When actually, it's full of words of love. 56 00:02:02,013 --> 00:02:05,404 because it's a contagious disease.” 57 00:02:04,665 --> 00:02:06,144 And dedicated to you. 58 00:02:06,825 --> 00:02:08,463 Are you gonna tell 'em 59 00:02:07,533 --> 00:02:08,648 Michele, 60 00:02:08,705 --> 00:02:11,982 or am I, to fuck off. 61 00:02:08,893 --> 00:02:11,931 that promotion must be ours, we deserve it. 62 00:02:12,133 --> 00:02:14,773 - You know, don't you? - I know, darling. 63 00:02:12,225 --> 00:02:15,616 Are you gonna tell 'em, or am I, to fuck off... 64 00:02:15,865 --> 00:02:18,379 This particular passage means "I love you™. 65 00:02:17,893 --> 00:02:19,964 Good morning, ma'am, how are you? 66 00:02:19,345 --> 00:02:21,382 Fuck off! 67 00:02:21,973 --> 00:02:23,646 Nostradamus says: 68 00:02:22,825 --> 00:02:24,657 "Fuck off" to you too, my love. 69 00:02:23,893 --> 00:02:26,533 "When our neighbor replies, the world will end." 70 00:02:24,905 --> 00:02:26,816 And your sister! 71 00:02:28,145 --> 00:02:29,624 Polenta! 72 00:02:36,705 --> 00:02:38,582 Do I serve the whore? 73 00:02:41,985 --> 00:02:44,101 Yes, please serve the whore. 74 00:02:44,745 --> 00:02:46,179 Who? 75 00:02:45,293 --> 00:02:47,728 Fortuna, stick your head out, you're making crumbs. 76 00:02:46,425 --> 00:02:49,144 In Romanian, polenta: whor-a. 77 00:02:47,973 --> 00:02:50,044 It's cold, Daddy. 78 00:02:49,385 --> 00:02:51,695 An ancient Persian word. 79 00:02:50,293 --> 00:02:53,684 Sweetheart, stick your head out or stop eating. 80 00:02:52,905 --> 00:02:55,579 - Careful! - Apologize. 81 00:02:55,825 --> 00:02:59,056 I apologize, I clean, old remedy. 82 00:02:59,305 --> 00:03:02,218 - No need. - Saliva and a drop of wine. 83 00:03:02,825 --> 00:03:05,817 - What are you doing? Please ! - More saliva. 84 00:03:03,693 --> 00:03:05,969 - Here we are. - Bye, Daddy. 85 00:03:06,173 --> 00:03:07,493 Akiss! 86 00:03:07,065 --> 00:03:10,421 - He spit on me. - Really? I don't think so. 87 00:03:08,093 --> 00:03:11,882 - Vittorio, why are you grumbling? - Because I hate this school. 88 00:03:11,465 --> 00:03:13,456 What's he doing? Is he crazy? 89 00:03:13,293 --> 00:03:14,852 Bye. 90 00:03:13,625 --> 00:03:14,774 He's on trial. 91 00:03:16,265 --> 00:03:19,656 Up your asses, you bunch of jerks! 92 00:03:19,905 --> 00:03:21,782 Wait, Doriana! 93 00:03:22,025 --> 00:03:24,016 No strumpet for me! 94 00:03:24,265 --> 00:03:25,300 You're leaving? 95 00:03:25,545 --> 00:03:29,539 Too bad, I made strudel, and everyone always like it. 96 00:03:29,785 --> 00:03:31,662 Gocrap! 97 00:03:41,625 --> 00:03:43,855 Say goodbye to your uncle, he's leaving tomorrow. 98 00:03:42,613 --> 00:03:45,446 I wonder: who'll be the new marketing manager? 99 00:03:46,053 --> 00:03:50,012 The one with your creativity, courage and imagination, 100 00:03:46,825 --> 00:03:48,623 Excellent! 101 00:03:50,065 --> 00:03:52,181 Where are you going? 102 00:03:50,253 --> 00:03:52,130 in other words, your balls. 103 00:03:52,785 --> 00:03:54,617 To jail. 104 00:03:54,373 --> 00:03:55,852 Important news: 105 00:03:54,865 --> 00:03:57,220 Please, he's our only uncle. 106 00:03:56,093 --> 00:04:00,451 as of tomorrow, the cafeteria ham will be exclusively hand-cut. 107 00:03:57,465 --> 00:03:59,456 He should have thought about that. 108 00:03:59,665 --> 00:04:02,339 He ruined my life, now I'll ruin his. 109 00:04:01,413 --> 00:04:03,290 Too bad you'll miss it! 110 00:04:03,225 --> 00:04:07,537 Excellent, they don't know what they missed. 111 00:04:06,533 --> 00:04:09,332 Remember: we don't sell houses, we sell... 112 00:04:08,505 --> 00:04:11,338 Actually, you ruined mine first. 113 00:04:10,053 --> 00:04:11,043 - Chalets. - Cold. 114 00:04:11,253 --> 00:04:13,324 - Villas. - Dreams! 115 00:04:11,705 --> 00:04:15,494 Me? Could I decide anything when I was six? 116 00:04:13,653 --> 00:04:15,485 - Get it in your head. - Of course. 117 00:04:15,733 --> 00:04:17,246 Bring it in. 118 00:04:17,453 --> 00:04:19,922 I'd say it's an explosive metaphor. 119 00:04:17,545 --> 00:04:19,661 But you were older, you could decide. 120 00:04:20,545 --> 00:04:24,061 You could have chosen not to be a criminal. 121 00:04:20,653 --> 00:04:22,132 Thank you. 122 00:04:23,213 --> 00:04:24,408 A nest, 123 00:04:24,613 --> 00:04:28,243 the symbol of safety, of welcoming, of home. 124 00:04:28,493 --> 00:04:30,769 What do you say? 125 00:04:29,945 --> 00:04:31,583 Uncle defended me, you didn't. 126 00:04:31,825 --> 00:04:35,659 Why do you think I didn't? 127 00:04:32,573 --> 00:04:34,052 Interesting... 128 00:04:35,613 --> 00:04:37,445 What if we cut the family? 129 00:04:36,265 --> 00:04:40,179 For your future and your sister's, to give you what I didn't have. 130 00:04:40,425 --> 00:04:42,223 That's why I didn't defend you. 131 00:04:41,213 --> 00:04:43,682 To strengthen the nest idea? 132 00:04:43,893 --> 00:04:45,611 Good, Coso! 133 00:04:44,265 --> 00:04:46,063 Say something, Dad! 134 00:04:45,813 --> 00:04:49,044 I feel creative: why not cut the nest, too 135 00:04:49,293 --> 00:04:51,728 leaving just a blue sky with: 136 00:04:49,625 --> 00:04:51,377 What can I say? 137 00:04:51,973 --> 00:04:55,523 "Edil Manetti, your house, your dreams"? 138 00:04:55,973 --> 00:04:56,883 Crap? 139 00:04:57,333 --> 00:04:58,607 No. 140 00:04:59,453 --> 00:05:03,526 - We could cut the sky too. - Let's keep it, I like to be daring. 141 00:05:10,345 --> 00:05:11,380 Butler... 142 00:05:11,625 --> 00:05:15,858 A mental retard! How disgusting, he spit on me! 143 00:05:16,105 --> 00:05:19,177 You'll do something to that Coso, won't you? 144 00:05:19,665 --> 00:05:23,295 I had to throw my clothes out and you know what they cost. 145 00:05:23,865 --> 00:05:27,017 Such ugly people in such a beautiful house, what a shame! 146 00:05:28,465 --> 00:05:30,695 Do you think I smell of tomato sauce? 147 00:05:31,305 --> 00:05:32,659 You do. 148 00:05:32,865 --> 00:05:34,742 That's disgusting, I disinfected myself! 149 00:05:34,985 --> 00:05:36,862 You smell of tomato sauce. 150 00:05:35,373 --> 00:05:36,932 - That's the limit! - Mom! 151 00:05:37,173 --> 00:05:38,368 "Mom, Mom"... 152 00:05:37,945 --> 00:05:40,983 We open this evening with crime news. 153 00:05:39,173 --> 00:05:42,450 Maybe not the front row, but I don't see why 154 00:05:41,185 --> 00:05:44,177 A dangerous Camorra member, Ciro Cimmaruta... 155 00:05:42,693 --> 00:05:46,687 you're always last with that fatso in front of you. 156 00:05:44,385 --> 00:05:47,104 Carletto, the retard! 157 00:05:46,893 --> 00:05:50,568 - What are you doing? - You've really disappointed me. 158 00:05:47,505 --> 00:05:51,703 ...from the Ciciarielli clan in Mezzotto, a town in southern Italy, 159 00:05:50,813 --> 00:05:54,124 - Self-esteem, my girl! - Mom, please. 160 00:05:51,945 --> 00:05:54,255 is a guest in our province. 161 00:05:54,333 --> 00:05:56,210 What are you doing? 162 00:05:54,505 --> 00:05:58,544 Don Ciro is under house arrest at the home of his Neapolitan sister 163 00:05:58,785 --> 00:06:01,459 who has lived for years in our lovely town. 164 00:05:59,413 --> 00:06:03,202 My lady's daughter doesn't go last, she goes first. 165 00:06:01,705 --> 00:06:05,141 The clan heads are on trial in Naples, 166 00:06:05,173 --> 00:06:07,687 - What are you, her mother? - I'm the nanny. 167 00:06:05,385 --> 00:06:07,422 among them is the fearful Don Ciro, 168 00:06:07,625 --> 00:06:11,175 slender, average height, cavernous gaze, bug eyes, 169 00:06:07,933 --> 00:06:08,889 Music! 170 00:06:09,173 --> 00:06:11,608 Now they're all improvising as nannies... 171 00:06:11,385 --> 00:06:14,298 his face commands fear and respect. 172 00:06:12,293 --> 00:06:14,250 - I've been a nanny for twenty years. - How long? 173 00:06:14,493 --> 00:06:15,892 Twenty years. 174 00:06:16,173 --> 00:06:18,403 My daughter should be in front! 175 00:06:26,773 --> 00:06:28,844 Ma'am, what are you doing? 176 00:06:28,505 --> 00:06:29,620 Follow me. 177 00:06:29,053 --> 00:06:32,171 What's your problem? You're hurting the child. 178 00:06:31,385 --> 00:06:33,217 I knew it! 179 00:06:36,573 --> 00:06:37,893 So? 180 00:06:39,453 --> 00:06:42,844 No news yet, but I see some light, 181 00:06:43,093 --> 00:06:45,369 a nice success for the new ad campaign. 182 00:06:44,985 --> 00:06:47,898 Mr. Manetti didn't like last night's dinner? 183 00:06:45,573 --> 00:06:48,042 - The one with the nest? - Right. 184 00:06:48,653 --> 00:06:50,326 - Hi, sweetie! - Lice! 185 00:06:50,573 --> 00:06:53,008 Damn, I'll kill them off with Napalm. 186 00:06:53,253 --> 00:06:56,086 We should befriend the Manettis, get into their circle, 187 00:06:56,373 --> 00:06:59,172 breathe their air, drink their water. 188 00:06:59,973 --> 00:07:03,728 - It's for our kids" future. - You know I hate pulling strings. 189 00:07:03,973 --> 00:07:06,613 You're so old-fashioned, it's called PR now. 190 00:07:04,145 --> 00:07:07,058 I'm your new secretary, my name's Florance. 191 00:07:07,613 --> 00:07:10,446 Cristina, please, trust me. 192 00:07:07,825 --> 00:07:09,862 And this is your new office. 193 00:07:10,105 --> 00:07:13,223 Push 9 and I'm at your complete disposal. 194 00:07:11,093 --> 00:07:13,164 Daddy, Vittorio got an A in English. 195 00:07:13,413 --> 00:07:15,086 Yes, I forgot. 196 00:07:14,785 --> 00:07:16,662 May I go? 197 00:07:15,333 --> 00:07:17,006 - My son? - The one and only. 198 00:07:17,253 --> 00:07:18,527 You're sure? 199 00:07:18,773 --> 00:07:20,650 That's great! 200 00:07:22,865 --> 00:07:26,745 - There are even tangerines! - Actually, they're oranges. 201 00:07:29,465 --> 00:07:32,696 There must be a mistake, this is someone else's office, 202 00:07:32,945 --> 00:07:34,777 I'm Coso Michele. 203 00:07:34,733 --> 00:07:37,043 - Mrs. Manetti! - With whom am I speaking? 204 00:07:35,025 --> 00:07:38,143 No mistake, Mr. Coso. May I go? 205 00:07:37,253 --> 00:07:39,767 Cristina D'Avola, pleased to meet you. 206 00:07:40,053 --> 00:07:43,125 - A new sales clerk? - No, I'm a customer. 207 00:07:40,145 --> 00:07:42,898 - If I push 9... - I'm at your complete disposal. 208 00:07:43,625 --> 00:07:44,945 Florance... 209 00:07:44,613 --> 00:07:48,572 It's an honor to shop beside a woman of your stature. 210 00:07:45,385 --> 00:07:47,615 - If I push 9. - At your disposal. 211 00:07:47,865 --> 00:07:49,219 Perfect. 212 00:07:48,813 --> 00:07:49,803 Thank you. 213 00:07:52,453 --> 00:07:55,093 Did you know I live in your house? 214 00:07:54,265 --> 00:07:55,494 Florance! 215 00:07:55,333 --> 00:07:59,122 Poor thing, in one of the shacks my husband builds. 216 00:07:55,745 --> 00:07:57,702 The values of fairness and justice, 217 00:07:57,945 --> 00:08:00,983 accusing his own offspring without hesitation, 218 00:07:59,373 --> 00:08:02,968 Did you know my husband works at Edil Manetti, too, 219 00:08:01,225 --> 00:08:02,704 courage, loyalty... 220 00:08:02,905 --> 00:08:07,695 "Courage and loyalty are the DNA of your principled family". 221 00:08:03,173 --> 00:08:05,244 side by side with yours? 222 00:08:05,493 --> 00:08:09,282 Incredible! The whole city works for Carlino's company. 223 00:08:07,945 --> 00:08:10,505 He really said "principled"? 224 00:08:10,745 --> 00:08:12,497 Principled! And then... 225 00:08:12,745 --> 00:08:16,340 "It's the DNA a marketing manager of respect must have 226 00:08:16,545 --> 00:08:18,218 and you, Mr. Coso, have it". 227 00:08:18,425 --> 00:08:19,779 You have it! 228 00:08:20,025 --> 00:08:23,905 And then: "Dulcis in fundo, I'd like to emphasize 229 00:08:24,145 --> 00:08:27,024 how likeable and lively your brother-in-law was, 230 00:08:27,265 --> 00:08:29,734 in the delightful butler sketch". 231 00:08:30,785 --> 00:08:32,423 Glad he said that! 232 00:08:32,665 --> 00:08:35,225 After all the work we did, 233 00:08:35,465 --> 00:08:37,581 we earned some luck. 234 00:08:37,825 --> 00:08:40,055 It's not luck, it's merit. 235 00:08:41,785 --> 00:08:45,380 Our luck is that Vittorio wasn't suspended from school. 236 00:08:45,625 --> 00:08:47,263 Oh, that's a relief! 237 00:08:48,665 --> 00:08:50,736 Get the champagne glasses. 238 00:08:51,545 --> 00:08:53,582 Do you have a secretary? 239 00:08:54,665 --> 00:08:56,702 My secretary... 240 00:08:59,065 --> 00:09:01,261 Don't make me jealous! 241 00:09:01,465 --> 00:09:03,775 - Do you have a big chair? - Very big. 242 00:09:04,225 --> 00:09:07,616 Vittorio, Fortuna, come celebrate with Daddy! 243 00:09:07,825 --> 00:09:09,498 I want the cork. 244 00:09:10,785 --> 00:09:12,298 Come on, let's toast. 245 00:09:13,745 --> 00:09:15,861 Won't you tell Daddy how good he is? 246 00:09:16,065 --> 00:09:18,739 - I want some too! -Adrop. 247 00:09:20,345 --> 00:09:23,622 Vittorio, aren't you glad Uncle Ciro stayed? 248 00:09:22,133 --> 00:09:24,966 The Intercity train, from Naples Central, 249 00:09:23,865 --> 00:09:26,379 All thanks to Michele Coso, 250 00:09:25,213 --> 00:09:27,250 is arriving on track 1. 251 00:09:26,625 --> 00:09:28,298 the peacekeeper. 252 00:09:28,625 --> 00:09:30,423 Speech! 253 00:09:31,225 --> 00:09:33,102 Okay, I'll make one. 254 00:09:36,265 --> 00:09:37,903 To the North 255 00:09:38,105 --> 00:09:40,176 which always rewards hard-workers. 256 00:09:40,825 --> 00:09:42,259 To the great North. 257 00:09:42,465 --> 00:09:44,979 That separates grain from chaff, 258 00:09:45,825 --> 00:09:47,384 but especially, 259 00:09:47,665 --> 00:09:49,224 to my family 260 00:09:49,945 --> 00:09:52,061 that's nearly perfect. 261 00:09:53,465 --> 00:09:54,785 Atoast! 262 00:09:55,533 --> 00:09:57,763 Why all the mystery, officer? 263 00:09:55,625 --> 00:10:00,301 How do you think they found out he's my brother? 264 00:10:01,413 --> 00:10:04,246 Let me guess: I parked up a tree. 265 00:10:01,625 --> 00:10:02,820 Who? 266 00:10:03,185 --> 00:10:05,142 The Manettis. 267 00:10:05,545 --> 00:10:07,183 You said they liked 268 00:10:06,973 --> 00:10:09,044 It's not a fine? 269 00:10:07,425 --> 00:10:09,985 my brother's butler sketch. 270 00:10:10,225 --> 00:10:12,899 How did they find out Ciro's my brother? 271 00:10:10,813 --> 00:10:12,884 How urgent? 272 00:10:13,093 --> 00:10:14,413 Extremely? 273 00:10:13,665 --> 00:10:15,303 Why even ask? 274 00:10:14,653 --> 00:10:16,132 Now? 275 00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:17,936 You look so much alike. 276 00:10:16,653 --> 00:10:17,768 Alright. 277 00:10:18,145 --> 00:10:20,421 - Think so? - Yes. 278 00:10:20,613 --> 00:10:22,092 Want to bet it's a fine? 279 00:10:21,505 --> 00:10:24,861 You have the same melancholy in your eyes. 280 00:10:22,333 --> 00:10:24,609 This isn't a fine, Ma'am. 281 00:10:24,853 --> 00:10:27,083 Is this a guessing game? Please, tell me! 282 00:10:26,865 --> 00:10:29,618 Why dwell on this? 283 00:10:27,333 --> 00:10:29,563 Sign here, meantime, thank you. 284 00:10:29,865 --> 00:10:34,177 My office shows what the Manettis think of us. 285 00:10:31,293 --> 00:10:33,170 I see an irregularity: 286 00:10:33,413 --> 00:10:36,246 here it says Carmela, you can't sign Cristina. 287 00:10:38,773 --> 00:10:42,004 - My name's not Carmela. - Maybe you're not even Neapolitan! 288 00:10:42,253 --> 00:10:44,324 - That's what they all say. - The inspector. 289 00:10:44,573 --> 00:10:47,964 “Carmela D'Avola, born in Mezzotto, province of Naples,” 290 00:10:45,425 --> 00:10:49,214 Do you think it's right to promote someone who tried to murder... 291 00:10:48,173 --> 00:10:50,050 etc, etc... 292 00:10:49,465 --> 00:10:52,856 not just bruise, but murder your son! 293 00:10:50,253 --> 00:10:51,527 Do you confirm? 294 00:10:51,773 --> 00:10:54,049 Parents' names? 295 00:10:53,105 --> 00:10:54,823 We've talked about this, 296 00:10:54,253 --> 00:10:56,813 - Which parents? - How many do you have? 297 00:10:55,065 --> 00:10:56,783 Edil Manetti risks bankruptcy. 298 00:10:57,013 --> 00:10:59,573 Santagata, be more tactful! 299 00:10:57,025 --> 00:10:59,619 - Thanks to whom? - Real estate is in trouble. 300 00:10:59,865 --> 00:11:02,903 We need fresh money to save our asses. 301 00:11:00,893 --> 00:11:04,170 - Write "unknown" or "NN". -NN? 302 00:11:03,105 --> 00:11:06,063 - Know who has it today? Them ! - Them? 303 00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:07,132 "The undersigned declares she is a gypsy..." 304 00:11:06,305 --> 00:11:10,697 The Ciciarielli clan has oodles of money, 305 00:11:07,373 --> 00:11:11,367 Listen, either you tell me why I'm here or I'm leaving! 306 00:11:10,945 --> 00:11:13,619 oceans of money we have to get hold of. 307 00:11:11,533 --> 00:11:13,410 Ma'am, calm down! 308 00:11:13,865 --> 00:11:15,424 That guy's a Mafia boss! 309 00:11:13,893 --> 00:11:16,726 You have a brother, right? Ciro, 310 00:11:15,665 --> 00:11:17,861 A mental retard! 311 00:11:16,973 --> 00:11:18,247 Cimmaruta Ciro. 312 00:11:18,105 --> 00:11:19,539 Toto Riina didn't seem like a boss, 313 00:11:18,453 --> 00:11:20,683 - Your above-mentioned brother... - Is dead? 314 00:11:19,785 --> 00:11:21,856 the members of Pooh seemed like friends. 315 00:11:20,933 --> 00:11:24,051 No, but he's in trouble and must be brought to trial. 316 00:11:22,105 --> 00:11:25,223 Appearances can be wrong, you don't seem like an entrepreneur's wife. 317 00:11:25,665 --> 00:11:27,941 Because you're no entrepreneur, 318 00:11:26,693 --> 00:11:28,570 One more, one less... 319 00:11:28,185 --> 00:11:31,735 you've had a miracle, you inherited the family business, 320 00:11:29,373 --> 00:11:31,046 My brother is a hoodlum. 321 00:11:31,333 --> 00:11:34,166 This time it's not petty theft, it's quite serious. 322 00:11:31,985 --> 00:11:33,817 my family's. 323 00:11:34,025 --> 00:11:36,494 Details. Do it for your father! 324 00:11:34,373 --> 00:11:37,206 - Organized crime. - Camorra, to be exact. 325 00:11:36,745 --> 00:11:38,304 Leave my father out of this! 326 00:11:38,545 --> 00:11:41,344 We have to save our skin, befriend the Cosos, 327 00:11:38,573 --> 00:11:40,052 Camorra? 328 00:11:40,293 --> 00:11:41,966 That's impossible, 329 00:11:41,585 --> 00:11:44,816 get into their circle, breathe their air, drink their water. 330 00:11:42,213 --> 00:11:45,046 my brother is a hoodlum, but he's not in the Camorra. 331 00:11:45,025 --> 00:11:48,814 What counts for them is the family! 332 00:11:45,293 --> 00:11:46,772 The court will decide that. 333 00:11:47,013 --> 00:11:49,050 - Anyway, it's no business of mine. -Yesitis. 334 00:11:49,065 --> 00:11:51,500 You scare me when you sound like a genius. 335 00:11:49,293 --> 00:11:51,364 - No it isn't. - Yes, it is, Ma'am. 336 00:11:51,653 --> 00:11:53,883 The above-mentioned Cimmaruta Ciro 337 00:11:51,745 --> 00:11:54,419 We have to befriend the whole family. 338 00:11:54,133 --> 00:11:58,286 has indicated his sister's home for his house arrest. 339 00:11:54,665 --> 00:11:58,624 We all have to do our part, you and Alberico too. Brake! 340 00:11:59,453 --> 00:12:00,932 My home? 341 00:11:59,665 --> 00:12:02,623 Next week the grass from Wimbledon will be here. 342 00:12:02,573 --> 00:12:04,610 No, I haven't seen him in a thousand years 343 00:12:02,865 --> 00:12:04,378 - Yippee. - Kiss. 344 00:12:04,853 --> 00:12:07,208 and when I did, it was best I didn't. 345 00:12:05,745 --> 00:12:08,385 Manil, cappuccino and roll, hole 9. 346 00:12:07,413 --> 00:12:10,053 - He's still your brother. - You take him in! 347 00:12:10,293 --> 00:12:12,443 No, my mother-in-law lives with me 348 00:12:12,185 --> 00:12:13,664 Mr. Coso! 349 00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:15,930 and it's no picnic, the inspector knows. 350 00:12:16,065 --> 00:12:17,544 Good morning. 351 00:12:16,173 --> 00:12:20,929 Thank you for the splendid Saturday you've given me, 352 00:12:19,105 --> 00:12:20,664 Good morning, Fortuna. 353 00:12:20,985 --> 00:12:22,578 Good morning, Vittorio. 354 00:12:21,133 --> 00:12:23,204 I'll be leaving now. 355 00:12:23,453 --> 00:12:26,366 - Wait! - I'm going home. 356 00:12:23,945 --> 00:12:24,901 Daddy? 357 00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:28,615 Today the world ends and I still haven't kissed anyone. 358 00:12:26,573 --> 00:12:29,486 - Wait a minute. - Ms. Carmela, ma'am, stop! 359 00:12:29,733 --> 00:12:31,804 My name's not Carmela! 360 00:12:32,053 --> 00:12:34,124 Calm down, think. 361 00:12:32,465 --> 00:12:34,456 Coso, what do you propose? 362 00:12:34,373 --> 00:12:37,013 - It's all locked up... - Ma'am! 363 00:12:37,853 --> 00:12:40,971 Keep your brother until the judge comes, then you can refuse. 364 00:12:41,173 --> 00:12:42,891 If you leave now, you're in trouble. 365 00:12:43,093 --> 00:12:45,562 - When's this judge coming? - Monday. 366 00:12:46,773 --> 00:12:49,413 I have a thought 367 00:12:49,653 --> 00:12:52,088 and it's for Mom. 368 00:12:53,905 --> 00:12:56,579 Mr. Peter, I'd like to pay you back, 369 00:12:54,253 --> 00:12:56,972 The sun burns 370 00:12:56,825 --> 00:12:58,577 I'll do it now. Your account number? 371 00:12:57,213 --> 00:12:59,853 on my face... 372 00:12:58,825 --> 00:13:00,896 No way, you offend me! 373 00:13:08,613 --> 00:13:09,933 Carmela! 374 00:13:12,905 --> 00:13:14,384 Fortuna! 375 00:13:13,453 --> 00:13:14,363 Ma'am! 376 00:13:16,705 --> 00:13:18,025 Mr. Ciro? 377 00:13:19,533 --> 00:13:22,844 You're happy I came to visit, right? 378 00:13:25,653 --> 00:13:27,326 You got a family? 379 00:13:32,373 --> 00:13:35,206 Certainly, mountains really suck. 380 00:13:35,145 --> 00:13:37,898 Remember, if you cheat I'll poke your eyes out! 381 00:13:35,453 --> 00:13:38,730 It's cold in the mountains, the people are cold, 382 00:13:38,973 --> 00:13:40,725 the pizza's cold, 383 00:13:41,013 --> 00:13:42,686 a cold that seeps into your... 384 00:13:42,933 --> 00:13:44,890 Listen to me... 385 00:13:45,133 --> 00:13:47,204 I have a family. 386 00:13:47,653 --> 00:13:49,883 - A husband, two kids. - Good for you! 387 00:13:50,133 --> 00:13:53,603 I love the cold, I cherish dampness. 388 00:13:54,613 --> 00:13:57,651 I can't stand warmth, including people's, 389 00:13:57,893 --> 00:13:59,930 or hands on me, people who gesture. 390 00:13:59,225 --> 00:14:00,977 Look I'll call Sister Giuseppa! 391 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:03,962 Recycling gives me joy 392 00:14:01,225 --> 00:14:02,738 - Who's that, Mommy? - Who's that? 393 00:14:03,065 --> 00:14:05,625 A strange animal with a nun's head 394 00:14:04,213 --> 00:14:07,808 and I've never had the least doubt where to dispose of styrofoam. 395 00:14:05,825 --> 00:14:08,101 and a body like a rum baba. 396 00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:09,890 I don't eat pizza, I love knddel 397 00:14:09,145 --> 00:14:11,216 I'll make you pay next time. 398 00:14:10,133 --> 00:14:13,364 and, especially, remember my name isn't Carmela. 399 00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:14,818 I saw you Ciro, you did that! 400 00:14:15,585 --> 00:14:17,576 You did that, Ciro. 401 00:14:17,813 --> 00:14:19,087 Carmela, 402 00:14:19,465 --> 00:14:20,978 Come here! 403 00:14:19,733 --> 00:14:22,168 what the fuck are these knddels? 404 00:14:21,225 --> 00:14:22,579 Both of you over here! 405 00:14:23,505 --> 00:14:24,939 C'mon! 406 00:14:26,413 --> 00:14:28,290 I'll go, Daddy! 407 00:14:35,613 --> 00:14:37,126 Daddy! 408 00:14:37,893 --> 00:14:39,850 - Here I am. - Don't open! 409 00:14:41,293 --> 00:14:43,170 Hey, it's Uncle Ciro! 410 00:14:46,533 --> 00:14:50,322 I lost the bet, unfortunately it wasn't a fine. 411 00:14:54,425 --> 00:14:57,099 Alfa Romeo Giulietta, a 170 horsepower engine, 412 00:14:56,773 --> 00:14:59,049 Why the long faces? 413 00:14:57,345 --> 00:14:59,780 cruise control, suspension selector, 414 00:14:59,813 --> 00:15:01,929 Aren't you happy your uncle feels better? 415 00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:02,096 leather steering wheel with radio controls. 416 00:15:02,173 --> 00:15:05,404 He wasn't sick, he was dead, there's a big difference. 417 00:15:02,665 --> 00:15:05,896 Tell me, if the seats recline 418 00:15:05,573 --> 00:15:07,723 Dead? How dramatic ! 419 00:15:06,305 --> 00:15:07,818 can we inaugurate it? 420 00:15:08,705 --> 00:15:11,538 No, Ciro, please, don't touch it. 421 00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:10,846 Carmela, 422 00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:13,330 is that me? 423 00:15:13,773 --> 00:15:16,765 Uncle, you died during the Easter procession, 424 00:15:17,013 --> 00:15:18,686 you were playing Jesus, right? 425 00:15:17,945 --> 00:15:21,142 Then, there's another small gift for the whole family. 426 00:15:18,933 --> 00:15:21,368 No, or I'd remember. 427 00:15:21,625 --> 00:15:25,220 - Opera tickets? - No, almost. 428 00:15:22,453 --> 00:15:26,686 - Why did you tell us he was dead? - Stop asking, now he's resurrected! 429 00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:27,901 - Can I open them? - Mommy will. 430 00:15:26,973 --> 00:15:28,850 It takes three days to rise from the dead. 431 00:15:29,453 --> 00:15:32,286 - Did you know that? - No. 432 00:15:32,533 --> 00:15:36,322 I'm always the last to know things in this house. 433 00:15:33,105 --> 00:15:35,335 How did you pay off the mortgage? 434 00:15:35,585 --> 00:15:37,861 It's a benefit reserved for managers. 435 00:15:38,293 --> 00:15:41,126 But, now we have to look for the positive side. 436 00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:41,345 I once had a weird parrot, 437 00:15:41,333 --> 00:15:44,644 Yes, your uncle's alive and here with us. 438 00:15:41,665 --> 00:15:44,339 he wouldn't repeat and would back-talk. 439 00:15:44,853 --> 00:15:48,164 So, welcome your uncle, whe'll be leaving on Monday. 440 00:15:45,065 --> 00:15:47,022 If I said: "Go fuck off", 441 00:15:47,705 --> 00:15:50,140 he'd answer back: "Same to you". 442 00:15:49,373 --> 00:15:51,603 - Fortuna. - Vittorio. 443 00:15:50,505 --> 00:15:54,544 -Alberico passed me his English test. -You've learned to get respect! 444 00:15:51,853 --> 00:15:54,163 - I'll be staying a month at least. - Sure, a year... 445 00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:55,932 Until the trial! 446 00:15:54,785 --> 00:15:57,823 Next time give him a good head butt. 447 00:15:57,773 --> 00:15:59,730 A pleasure. Michele. Trial? 448 00:15:58,225 --> 00:16:00,694 - Sit down? - No, he invited me out with friends. 449 00:16:01,105 --> 00:16:03,255 - I'm going out, bye. - Have fun. 450 00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:07,464 So, I strangled that parrot... 451 00:16:04,773 --> 00:16:07,765 You're in witness protection? 452 00:16:08,013 --> 00:16:11,131 That's why you didn't say anything, so we wouldn't worry. 453 00:16:08,265 --> 00:16:09,539 What a great smell! 454 00:16:09,785 --> 00:16:11,662 Where do you want to sit? 455 00:16:11,373 --> 00:16:14,729 An act of courage and a splendid example for my children. 456 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:13,784 No, I'm going out. 457 00:16:14,025 --> 00:16:17,063 Don't I deserve an evening out with my new Giulietta? 458 00:16:16,093 --> 00:16:20,405 The hell I'm a witness! I'm the one on trial, 459 00:16:17,305 --> 00:16:19,182 ldo! 460 00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:24,208 they accuse me of being in the Ciciarielli clan in Mezzotto. 461 00:16:24,345 --> 00:16:27,224 - Have you seen my brush? - I don't use them. 462 00:16:25,613 --> 00:16:28,048 - Southern Italy? - Very Southern. 463 00:16:27,585 --> 00:16:29,462 You don't use soap either. 464 00:16:30,145 --> 00:16:32,944 The one time I cook, you all go out. 465 00:16:32,173 --> 00:16:34,289 That's really funny! 466 00:16:33,225 --> 00:16:36,456 You know how many times I cooked and no one ate? 467 00:16:35,333 --> 00:16:37,210 You picked a real idiot! 468 00:16:36,665 --> 00:16:38,656 She calls crudités cooking! 469 00:16:38,573 --> 00:16:42,532 I really am a boss, not a jerk like you. 470 00:16:38,905 --> 00:16:40,623 - Fortuna, are you going out too? -Dunno! 471 00:16:40,865 --> 00:16:42,378 Mommy, am I going out? 472 00:16:43,373 --> 00:16:46,172 That's why Mom told us you were dead. 473 00:16:46,413 --> 00:16:49,531 Maradona said it was God who punished the English... 474 00:16:46,785 --> 00:16:49,698 - What do we do with Fortuna? - 1 don't know, what? 475 00:16:49,773 --> 00:16:53,403 - We forgot to have dinner! - No, we had the crudités. 476 00:16:51,585 --> 00:16:53,462 Can we leave her with Ciro? 477 00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:56,332 I thought that was an appetizer, you could have told me! 478 00:16:54,025 --> 00:16:55,140 Sure! 479 00:16:55,865 --> 00:16:58,220 If you like, you can stay with your uncle. 480 00:16:56,573 --> 00:16:59,850 - You'd have eaten ours, too? - No, the kids. 481 00:16:58,465 --> 00:16:59,739 Bye. 482 00:17:01,973 --> 00:17:03,532 Just kidding! 483 00:17:02,425 --> 00:17:03,381 Ciro, 484 00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:07,448 - Get up, I'm making your bed. - It's about Maradona, deep silence! 485 00:17:04,425 --> 00:17:05,904 please... 486 00:17:06,225 --> 00:17:07,545 Don't worry. 487 00:17:07,733 --> 00:17:11,010 You can pause it and see it later. 488 00:17:07,825 --> 00:17:09,338 Thank you, goed night. 489 00:17:12,013 --> 00:17:13,003 Really? 490 00:17:15,053 --> 00:17:17,169 I sleep with two pillows. 491 00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:19,176 - Eat up, Uncle. - It's just the start. 492 00:17:17,733 --> 00:17:21,886 Nothing better? This couch reminds me of my fugitive life. 493 00:17:22,133 --> 00:17:25,922 - This isn't a hotel! - Or a restaurant either. 494 00:17:23,465 --> 00:17:25,138 Good evening. 495 00:17:26,493 --> 00:17:28,962 - Do you smoke? - No, Uncle. 496 00:17:27,345 --> 00:17:28,415 My dear! 497 00:17:28,905 --> 00:17:30,578 - Good evening, Coso. - Good evening. 498 00:17:29,893 --> 00:17:33,170 No smoking in the house, we're a "smoking-free family." 499 00:17:30,825 --> 00:17:32,702 My compliments, what elegance! 500 00:17:33,813 --> 00:17:36,282 Oh, I see... What the fuck's that mean? 501 00:17:33,985 --> 00:17:35,464 Thank you, Dory. 502 00:17:35,905 --> 00:17:36,895 Dory, 503 00:17:36,493 --> 00:17:38,245 Go outside to smoke. 504 00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:39,700 a folksy nickname at last! 505 00:17:39,945 --> 00:17:41,458 I've always loved homespun folks. 506 00:17:41,665 --> 00:17:43,178 -Coso! - Good evening. 507 00:17:43,385 --> 00:17:46,059 - See the frescoes? - Yes, they're beautiful. 508 00:17:46,265 --> 00:17:49,098 I'm putting up a false ceiling tomorrow, they distress me. 509 00:17:50,065 --> 00:17:52,500 Sonia, Cristina. 510 00:17:53,145 --> 00:17:55,375 - You're beautiful. - Thank you. 511 00:17:56,465 --> 00:17:58,342 The city councilor's wife. 512 00:17:58,945 --> 00:18:01,016 - Lovely woman. -A whore. 513 00:18:01,465 --> 00:18:02,944 Hi Marta, 514 00:18:01,493 --> 00:18:02,972 Are you nuts? 515 00:18:03,185 --> 00:18:05,062 say hello to the children. 516 00:18:03,853 --> 00:18:07,448 Don't throw firecrackers in the garden! Are you crazy ? 517 00:18:05,745 --> 00:18:08,464 They're little monsters, ugly, ugly, ugly. 518 00:18:07,693 --> 00:18:09,366 1 lit a cigarette. 519 00:18:09,025 --> 00:18:10,743 Hello sweetness! 520 00:18:11,373 --> 00:18:13,649 We'll look bad with the neighbors! 521 00:18:13,853 --> 00:18:14,843 Dad? 522 00:18:14,625 --> 00:18:18,220 She may be sweet but she's uglier than sin! 523 00:18:22,025 --> 00:18:23,538 - Do you know her? - No. 524 00:18:22,213 --> 00:18:23,886 To bed, c'mon! 525 00:18:23,745 --> 00:18:25,065 My sister. 526 00:18:26,425 --> 00:18:30,020 - I meant the old woman. - Meaning my mother? 527 00:18:28,053 --> 00:18:29,532 Night! 528 00:18:30,545 --> 00:18:32,024 Excuse me, Debora... 529 00:18:31,693 --> 00:18:34,333 - Night, Uncle. - Night, Niece. 530 00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:33,935 Thank you. 531 00:18:35,333 --> 00:18:36,687 Michele, 532 00:18:37,253 --> 00:18:39,130 tell me something, 533 00:18:39,933 --> 00:18:41,685 what was your cat's name? 534 00:18:41,933 --> 00:18:43,890 - We don't have any cats. - You don't? 535 00:18:44,133 --> 00:18:46,409 Our neighbor does, Caty. 536 00:18:44,585 --> 00:18:48,180 - Is Ciro late? - He needs permission... 537 00:18:47,933 --> 00:18:50,402 - Are you okay? - A mobster's cramp. 538 00:18:49,465 --> 00:18:51,536 And we won't give it, 539 00:18:52,185 --> 00:18:55,576 so he stays with the children to increase their attachment. 540 00:18:53,213 --> 00:18:55,932 -Canlgo? - Get some shut-eye, I'll clean up. 541 00:18:55,825 --> 00:18:57,304 - So, he won't be coming? - No. 542 00:18:56,173 --> 00:18:57,493 Night. 543 00:18:58,385 --> 00:18:59,705 - Not even later? - No. 544 00:18:58,613 --> 00:19:01,127 I got a brother-in-law 545 00:19:01,345 --> 00:19:02,824 Why isn't he coming? 546 00:19:01,373 --> 00:19:04,172 who's a tad faggot... 547 00:19:04,545 --> 00:19:07,378 I'm sorry, I didn't know it was so important for you. 548 00:19:06,773 --> 00:19:09,606 Why didn't you ever say you have a brother? 549 00:19:07,785 --> 00:19:09,458 Of course it is! 550 00:19:09,705 --> 00:19:12,174 Hospitality is sacred. 551 00:19:10,413 --> 00:19:14,372 If your brother was the Rostov Ripper, would you? 552 00:19:13,105 --> 00:19:15,938 - We're sorry. - He'll come next time. 553 00:19:15,173 --> 00:19:17,050 Of course! 554 00:19:16,465 --> 00:19:18,695 What a shame, we had a surprise for him. 555 00:19:18,293 --> 00:19:20,728 Is he dangerous? We have kids ! 556 00:19:18,945 --> 00:19:20,265 I mean, for all of you. 557 00:19:21,185 --> 00:19:23,620 - But he's not coming? - No. 558 00:19:22,093 --> 00:19:24,733 Good grief, it was just an example! 559 00:19:23,905 --> 00:19:25,737 Everyone, a moment of silence, 560 00:19:24,973 --> 00:19:27,203 What are you scared of? Sleep ! 561 00:19:26,505 --> 00:19:28,940 here's the surprise I promised. Maestro! 562 00:19:31,025 --> 00:19:32,504 Anil. 563 00:19:33,305 --> 00:19:35,945 Here's to you, the queen of desserts, 564 00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:35,844 He didn't sing, did he? 565 00:19:36,545 --> 00:19:38,218 the sfogliatella. 566 00:19:36,653 --> 00:19:38,326 Because when he does? 567 00:19:38,573 --> 00:19:41,964 It means he's on edge, it's better if he doesn't sing. 568 00:19:42,213 --> 00:19:45,410 Oh shit, he sang in the living room earlier! 569 00:19:46,813 --> 00:19:49,043 We're all going to die, I know it. 570 00:19:55,253 --> 00:19:56,926 What's that noise? 571 00:19:57,173 --> 00:19:59,608 Nothing, it's the storm. 572 00:19:59,853 --> 00:20:01,730 No, hear him? 573 00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:07,245 That's him, he's in my bathroom. 574 00:20:07,493 --> 00:20:09,928 - Get him out right now! -Me? 575 00:20:10,773 --> 00:20:12,650 Me, I'll go. 576 00:20:32,533 --> 00:20:35,366 - Oh no, sorry! - Michele, c'mon in. 577 00:20:36,453 --> 00:20:40,412 - I don't think I should. - No formalities, we're a family. 578 00:20:41,213 --> 00:20:43,568 Let's chat, it's been ages. 579 00:20:43,813 --> 00:20:46,885 - We've never seen each other. - Yeah, right. 580 00:20:47,733 --> 00:20:51,044 You're always cleanin'? Are you a little pansy? 581 00:20:51,973 --> 00:20:53,122 No. 582 00:20:53,733 --> 00:20:55,963 - Things okay with Carmela? - Sure. 583 00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:57,692 - The humpin*? -Huh? 584 00:20:57,933 --> 00:20:59,048 Do you hump? 585 00:21:01,013 --> 00:21:03,448 Yes, yesterday, today, tomorrow... 586 00:21:02,345 --> 00:21:04,416 - You dance so well. - I don't understand. 587 00:21:03,693 --> 00:21:05,252 I mean, it's good. 588 00:21:04,625 --> 00:21:06,980 - You dance so well. - If I may say so. 589 00:21:05,853 --> 00:21:07,605 Come here. 590 00:21:07,305 --> 00:21:09,182 You look like a girl. 591 00:21:07,853 --> 00:21:09,526 Closer. 592 00:21:13,813 --> 00:21:16,646 Don't you dare talk about my sister like that. 593 00:21:17,453 --> 00:21:19,683 Right, I meant no offense. 594 00:21:21,825 --> 00:21:24,465 Uncle, if they find you guilty, will you go to jail? 595 00:21:21,893 --> 00:21:24,203 Will you scram? A little privacy ! 596 00:21:24,453 --> 00:21:26,888 - My respects. - The door! 597 00:21:27,413 --> 00:21:28,687 Sorry. 598 00:21:30,053 --> 00:21:33,444 CATY, WHERE ARE YOU? COME HOME ! WE CAN WORK IT OUT. 599 00:21:36,865 --> 00:21:38,742 Can I tell you something? 600 00:21:38,133 --> 00:21:40,204 Ladies and gentlemen, wake up! 601 00:21:38,985 --> 00:21:40,259 Shoot. 602 00:21:40,453 --> 00:21:43,252 It's Sunday, but that's no excuse for loafing. 603 00:21:40,625 --> 00:21:42,502 I hate ballet. 604 00:21:43,493 --> 00:21:47,487 A world of possibilities is outside, should we miss them? 605 00:21:44,905 --> 00:21:48,341 I mean, I don't hate it, I feel silly in a tutu. 606 00:21:47,733 --> 00:21:50,566 Or do you want to become like your uncle? 607 00:21:48,785 --> 00:21:52,460 So, the problem's not ballet, it's the tutu. 608 00:21:50,773 --> 00:21:52,525 What is it, an earthquake? 609 00:21:53,465 --> 00:21:55,695 - Does Mommy know? - Are you crazy? 610 00:21:55,493 --> 00:21:56,403 Oh, my God! 611 00:21:55,945 --> 00:21:58,380 - She thinks the perfect daughter... - Wears a tutu. 612 00:21:56,653 --> 00:21:59,293 Don't let him scare you, he's a bit faggot. 613 00:21:58,625 --> 00:22:00,024 Right. 614 00:21:59,533 --> 00:22:01,570 Who is it my pleasure to meet? 615 00:22:01,813 --> 00:22:04,168 - What's your name? -Janine. 616 00:22:03,465 --> 00:22:05,138 A fantastic evening. 617 00:22:04,373 --> 00:22:06,444 - Is she your girlfriend? - Sure. 618 00:22:07,013 --> 00:22:10,210 Can you lend me some money for Janine? 619 00:22:08,945 --> 00:22:10,618 Vittorio, what's wrong? 620 00:22:10,865 --> 00:22:12,936 Please, don't die! 621 00:22:13,785 --> 00:22:16,982 - I'm scared, call an ambulance. - Don't worry, it's nothing. 622 00:22:14,533 --> 00:22:16,046 Excuse me, please. 623 00:22:17,133 --> 00:22:19,693 Go Janine, I'll send a bank transfer. 624 00:22:22,985 --> 00:22:26,740 Did they want to make fun of us with that Neapolitan song? 625 00:22:25,453 --> 00:22:26,966 The sheet! 626 00:22:26,985 --> 00:22:31,104 No, it was a gift, they don't know you're ashamed of your origins. 627 00:22:31,613 --> 00:22:32,887 Lord, 628 00:22:34,093 --> 00:22:37,131 let this be just a bad dream. 629 00:22:37,893 --> 00:22:40,806 Please, give me a sign. 630 00:22:43,453 --> 00:22:45,330 The beer's warm. 631 00:22:50,933 --> 00:22:52,651 You're so lucky! 632 00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:57,812 There they are! 633 00:22:59,653 --> 00:23:00,927 Go! 634 00:23:03,453 --> 00:23:06,445 - Where's his wife? - I don't know. 635 00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:10,283 - Say hello. - Not here, we're in church. 636 00:23:10,533 --> 00:23:12,968 Darling, say hello! 637 00:23:16,813 --> 00:23:20,044 - Make the lettering bigger. - Bigger? 638 00:23:17,265 --> 00:23:18,938 It looks good on you! 639 00:23:20,933 --> 00:23:22,844 Sit up straight. 640 00:23:23,093 --> 00:23:26,882 In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost, Amen. 641 00:23:29,133 --> 00:23:32,410 Maria, please, don't let my genius husband 642 00:23:32,653 --> 00:23:35,167 ruin my father's company. 643 00:23:35,413 --> 00:23:37,643 Please, stop him. 644 00:23:37,893 --> 00:23:40,931 A disability... semi-permanent, 645 00:23:41,573 --> 00:23:45,453 permanent lumbago, kidney stones, prostatitis.. your choice, 646 00:23:46,293 --> 00:23:47,772 just stop him. 647 00:23:48,013 --> 00:23:51,210 From woman to woman, you can understand me. 648 00:23:51,385 --> 00:23:54,218 I know that face, what's wrong? 649 00:23:51,453 --> 00:23:54,286 I'm in need, let me hear your voice. 650 00:23:54,465 --> 00:23:57,457 What's wrong is that Vittorio came back drunk and stoned. 651 00:23:55,533 --> 00:23:57,410 Mrs. Manetti. 652 00:23:58,025 --> 00:24:02,064 It's that bastard Alberico who's leading him astray. 653 00:24:02,053 --> 00:24:04,488 Call me Doriana. 654 00:24:02,305 --> 00:24:04,945 For one beer too many, how you carry on! 655 00:24:05,293 --> 00:24:07,728 Thank you, Doriana. 656 00:24:06,025 --> 00:24:10,337 - The Manettis are bastards. - They're a respectable family. 657 00:24:08,733 --> 00:24:12,931 The other day, there was no time to invite you to supper. 658 00:24:10,585 --> 00:24:12,656 Someone else is the delinquent. 659 00:24:16,213 --> 00:24:18,090 What supper? 660 00:24:17,265 --> 00:24:19,302 Sorry, I didn't mean it. 661 00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:20,210 The Last Supper? 662 00:24:19,985 --> 00:24:21,464 Let's not fight. 663 00:24:20,813 --> 00:24:22,008 No, the first. 664 00:24:22,665 --> 00:24:24,975 Vittorio's in his adolescence, 665 00:24:22,733 --> 00:24:24,610 Do you like knédel? 666 00:24:25,225 --> 00:24:28,104 he can finally go out with friends, have fun. 667 00:24:29,265 --> 00:24:31,336 Believe me, it's all okay. 668 00:24:33,853 --> 00:24:38,211 Please, it would be an honor to have you for supper. 669 00:24:38,813 --> 00:24:40,326 I can't smoke, 670 00:24:40,613 --> 00:24:44,208 gotta lift the toilet seat to pee and they're always shouting, 671 00:24:44,413 --> 00:24:47,644 even the kids are weird... Counselor, jail's better! 672 00:24:45,345 --> 00:24:49,179 Relax and concentrate, brotherhood unites us. 673 00:24:47,893 --> 00:24:52,046 What? Jail's a pain ! At least they're your family. 674 00:24:51,225 --> 00:24:53,455 Today's objective is to fly, 675 00:24:52,293 --> 00:24:54,170 Who are they anyway? 676 00:24:53,865 --> 00:24:55,902 fly together, 677 00:24:56,625 --> 00:24:59,583 fly elsewhere, fly within. 678 00:24:58,573 --> 00:25:02,532 The cuckold's in the nest, 679 00:25:00,305 --> 00:25:01,978 Doriana, thank you for inviting me. 680 00:25:02,345 --> 00:25:03,665 It's nothing, dear. 681 00:25:04,693 --> 00:25:07,924 unknowingly... 682 00:25:04,945 --> 00:25:07,061 I needed to relax a little. 683 00:25:07,425 --> 00:25:09,302 So, breathe. 684 00:25:10,453 --> 00:25:12,330 Cute bunny. 685 00:25:10,545 --> 00:25:13,856 Carlo and I were thinking: 686 00:25:14,065 --> 00:25:17,296 why don't you come to the opening of Tosca with us? 687 00:25:15,613 --> 00:25:17,126 I'm starving! 688 00:25:17,333 --> 00:25:21,327 -There's more crudités in the fridge. -Don't worry, I'll catch up tonight. 689 00:25:17,545 --> 00:25:19,582 That's an opera, 690 00:25:19,825 --> 00:25:23,216 the most important high-society event of the season. 691 00:25:21,773 --> 00:25:23,446 - What are you doing? - Studying. 692 00:25:23,653 --> 00:25:25,724 - She studies all the time. - Studying what? 693 00:25:24,025 --> 00:25:28,701 Don't say no, you must be our guests. 694 00:25:25,973 --> 00:25:28,044 An essay on my family. 695 00:25:28,253 --> 00:25:29,926 I'll give you a hand! 696 00:25:30,173 --> 00:25:32,642 - I dictate and you write. - Okay. 697 00:25:32,853 --> 00:25:36,642 My family: 698 00:25:35,625 --> 00:25:38,060 Thank you, Doriana, I'm honored. 699 00:25:38,305 --> 00:25:41,377 The whole family though, Ciro too. 700 00:25:39,373 --> 00:25:41,046 it's... 701 00:25:41,293 --> 00:25:43,364 none of your fucking business. 702 00:25:43,425 --> 00:25:44,415 Ciro too? 703 00:25:44,665 --> 00:25:46,861 Where are you going? Not without an appointment. 704 00:25:44,933 --> 00:25:46,606 Too short? 705 00:25:47,065 --> 00:25:48,055 Miss! 706 00:25:56,865 --> 00:26:01,814 - He wanted to kill my nephew. -Alberico is reckless... An olive? 707 00:25:57,213 --> 00:26:01,172 - You have to sign my report card. - Sure, gladly. 708 00:26:02,105 --> 00:26:03,903 With a cocktail of drugs and alcohol. 709 00:26:03,733 --> 00:26:05,007 Let's see... 710 00:26:04,145 --> 00:26:06,978 Right, because Alberico is a thug. 711 00:26:07,185 --> 00:26:08,505 Actually, 712 00:26:07,373 --> 00:26:09,410 No, wait a minute. 713 00:26:08,745 --> 00:26:10,975 he's a coward, an animal, what's more... 714 00:26:11,013 --> 00:26:13,653 This isn'tan Ait'san F. 715 00:26:11,465 --> 00:26:13,138 he's a son of a bitch! 716 00:26:13,385 --> 00:26:15,615 What an exaggeration! They're kids. 717 00:26:14,413 --> 00:26:16,086 It's not that he lied, 718 00:26:15,865 --> 00:26:19,540 But it mustn't happen again, or I'll have to... 719 00:26:16,373 --> 00:26:19,013 but that he got an F and F's have no place here! 720 00:26:19,253 --> 00:26:21,688 - What's more! - That jerk has it in for me! 721 00:26:21,893 --> 00:26:26,126 Is it normal to write Shakespeare is a soccer player? 722 00:26:23,345 --> 00:26:25,018 Wait, Don Ciro... 723 00:26:25,705 --> 00:26:28,823 Forgive me, I'm not sure the word "Don" is right, 724 00:26:26,733 --> 00:26:28,132 Fortuna! 725 00:26:28,333 --> 00:26:33,009 William Shakespeare, born in Stratford-upon-Aven in 1564, 726 00:26:29,065 --> 00:26:32,342 I've never met such a powerful man, I don't know the etiquette, 727 00:26:32,625 --> 00:26:34,298 but believe me, Don Ciro, 728 00:26:33,453 --> 00:26:36,366 is renown as the greatest English poet of all times. 729 00:26:34,705 --> 00:26:37,743 we're fond of you and your family. 730 00:26:36,613 --> 00:26:37,762 Thank you. 731 00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:40,289 - You're a whiz! - Vittorio I 732 00:26:38,385 --> 00:26:40,262 I do a lot for my friends: 733 00:26:40,505 --> 00:26:42,940 I promote them, give them new cars, 734 00:26:41,053 --> 00:26:44,330 Falsifying a report card means not only betraying our trust, 735 00:26:43,225 --> 00:26:44,898 but I want 736 00:26:44,533 --> 00:26:46,206 it'sacrime! 737 00:26:45,465 --> 00:26:47,775 my friends to give me affection, 738 00:26:46,453 --> 00:26:49,286 - Like asking for protection money. - Loser. 739 00:26:48,025 --> 00:26:49,698 understanding and love. 740 00:26:49,893 --> 00:26:53,124 Vittorio, don't call your father a loser! 741 00:26:49,985 --> 00:26:54,138 My company is a safe refuge for your group's capital, 742 00:26:53,333 --> 00:26:55,006 Think it, but don't say it. 743 00:26:54,825 --> 00:26:57,465 if not, friends become enemies, 744 00:26:55,253 --> 00:26:58,564 The kid's mortified, that's enough, let's eat. 745 00:26:58,345 --> 00:27:00,382 understand? Crap? 746 00:26:58,773 --> 00:27:00,366 No, I'll decide that. 747 00:27:00,573 --> 00:27:03,406 Naturally, you'll decide that, but let's eat. 748 00:27:03,105 --> 00:27:04,425 No. 749 00:27:06,173 --> 00:27:09,006 - Fortuna! - William Shakespeare, born... 750 00:27:09,253 --> 00:27:11,483 - Good night. - Good night, Uncle. 751 00:27:10,545 --> 00:27:12,695 Michele, I have something to tell you. 752 00:27:12,133 --> 00:27:13,612 Good night. 753 00:27:13,025 --> 00:27:15,301 Me too. Who starts? 754 00:27:14,413 --> 00:27:15,812 Huh? Good night? 755 00:27:15,985 --> 00:27:19,376 Manetti gave me the national advertising campaign. 756 00:27:19,785 --> 00:27:21,856 - Good. - I'm so happy. 757 00:27:19,973 --> 00:27:22,408 Even the crudités are finished. 758 00:27:24,213 --> 00:27:26,443 Good thing tomorrow's Monday. 759 00:27:29,825 --> 00:27:31,020 Hi, darling. 760 00:27:30,333 --> 00:27:33,325 If you'd rather not take your brother into your home 761 00:27:31,225 --> 00:27:33,501 - Come here. - In the middle? 762 00:27:33,573 --> 00:27:36,406 as he awaits a preliminary hearing, that's your right. 763 00:27:35,225 --> 00:27:37,296 - I have something important to say. - Me too. 764 00:27:37,545 --> 00:27:39,218 I have something even more important: 765 00:27:37,813 --> 00:27:39,690 Actually, our house is small... 766 00:27:39,465 --> 00:27:41,900 the Manettis have invited us to the Opera. 767 00:27:40,493 --> 00:27:44,646 And my husband is almost a marketing manager... 768 00:27:42,385 --> 00:27:44,262 I can't come. 769 00:27:44,505 --> 00:27:47,019 You're wrong, they want you to come, too. 770 00:27:45,853 --> 00:27:48,493 We're a decent family, we shouldn't... 771 00:27:47,265 --> 00:27:49,336 With the Manettis? Never. 772 00:27:48,733 --> 00:27:50,770 There's no need for justification. 773 00:27:50,425 --> 00:27:51,984 Ciro, it means a lot to me, 774 00:27:51,973 --> 00:27:55,364 I've known lots of people who've abandoned their brothers! 775 00:27:52,225 --> 00:27:54,944 I want to see Tosca with my whole family. 776 00:27:55,145 --> 00:27:57,500 Isn't going out for a pizza better? 777 00:27:56,013 --> 00:27:59,972 Sign here and you'll be refusing him. 778 00:27:57,745 --> 00:28:00,259 They make a great pizza here. 779 00:28:00,505 --> 00:28:01,575 Are you kidding? 780 00:28:01,825 --> 00:28:04,863 You still think the only good pizza is made in Naples? 781 00:28:03,493 --> 00:28:05,052 I hadn't seen him for 15 years, 782 00:28:05,065 --> 00:28:05,975 Stop! 783 00:28:05,293 --> 00:28:08,126 besides, doesn't he have a house? 784 00:28:06,465 --> 00:28:10,254 It's the season's biggest social event and you talk about pizza? 785 00:28:08,893 --> 00:28:12,727 But you've been good, you've built something in these years. 786 00:28:11,025 --> 00:28:12,698 Everyone who counts will be there. 787 00:28:13,253 --> 00:28:16,644 You came North, had two children, a nice family. 788 00:28:14,385 --> 00:28:16,262 Please, it's a dream for me. 789 00:28:16,933 --> 00:28:18,810 No one has ever given me anything. 790 00:28:17,705 --> 00:28:19,582 It's a dream for all of us. 791 00:28:19,053 --> 00:28:21,283 Of course, Mrs. D'Avola. 792 00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:25,492 Sign here, and Ciro will wait for his hearing in jail. 793 00:28:37,945 --> 00:28:39,777 She hates tutus. 794 00:28:38,533 --> 00:28:41,173 Never pack it down, it's criminal! 795 00:28:41,413 --> 00:28:43,290 When you prepare the coffee pot, 796 00:28:41,785 --> 00:28:43,742 Did she say that? 797 00:28:43,533 --> 00:28:46,173 the coffee should make a hill. 798 00:28:46,493 --> 00:28:50,726 Even if it spills all around, it's okay, 799 00:28:50,065 --> 00:28:52,022 She's cute in jeans too. 800 00:28:50,973 --> 00:28:53,010 the more you spill, the better. 801 00:28:55,893 --> 00:28:59,568 I taught her how to prepare the coffee pot. 802 00:28:59,813 --> 00:29:03,204 How are you raising her? She didn't know about the hill. 803 00:29:03,453 --> 00:29:06,286 Now I see why they take guns and wipe out their families. 804 00:29:09,265 --> 00:29:11,142 -Whoisit? - The verdict is imminent. 805 00:29:11,505 --> 00:29:12,779 Counselor! 806 00:29:11,693 --> 00:29:15,368 The stuff in the fridge is our property. If you want to eat, shop. 807 00:29:13,025 --> 00:29:17,019 Pack your bags, if you're acquitted, you return to Naples. 808 00:29:15,613 --> 00:29:17,365 The third rack is yours, 809 00:29:17,265 --> 00:29:21,224 If you're convicted, you go fo prison, also in Naples. Happy? 810 00:29:17,613 --> 00:29:20,810 stay away from the first and second, those are ours, 811 00:29:21,053 --> 00:29:22,327 mine and my family's. 812 00:29:21,505 --> 00:29:25,658 I can't come, I'm seeing the opening of Tosca, the event of the season. 813 00:29:25,213 --> 00:29:28,410 We make our coffee with this. 814 00:29:25,945 --> 00:29:28,016 What? Are you crazy? 815 00:29:28,265 --> 00:29:30,097 My sister needs me. 816 00:29:30,345 --> 00:29:32,018 Confirmed, you're crazy! 817 00:29:30,693 --> 00:29:33,367 The ‘hill' in this house 818 00:29:32,505 --> 00:29:35,338 Mommy says you have to speak Italian and smile, 819 00:29:33,613 --> 00:29:35,763 is absolutely forbidden. 820 00:29:35,585 --> 00:29:38,225 even if you don't like the Manettis, okay? 821 00:29:37,573 --> 00:29:41,453 I get it, you're a "hill-free family." 822 00:29:38,825 --> 00:29:40,782 Even if they bug you, okay? 823 00:29:41,105 --> 00:29:42,618 - I'm ready. - Let's see. 824 00:29:42,865 --> 00:29:46,062 - What if they call you "idiot"? - I smile. 825 00:29:43,013 --> 00:29:45,448 Here are two of Michele's suits, two shirts, 826 00:29:45,813 --> 00:29:47,804 two pairs of shoes. 827 00:29:46,305 --> 00:29:48,615 - "Moron"? - I smile. 828 00:29:48,853 --> 00:29:51,811 Throw everything out and wear these. 829 00:29:50,105 --> 00:29:53,382 - "Bastard"? - I smile. 830 00:29:52,253 --> 00:29:54,051 No gold chains, no Rolex, 831 00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:54,740 Good! 832 00:29:54,253 --> 00:29:57,086 no shiny jackets, and above all, no pointed boots. 833 00:29:54,945 --> 00:29:56,822 - Are you ready? - Almost. 834 00:29:57,225 --> 00:29:58,704 "Redneck?" 835 00:29:57,773 --> 00:29:59,684 Those are my best clothes I 836 00:29:59,933 --> 00:30:03,130 Here's your toothbrush, use it. 837 00:30:01,105 --> 00:30:02,175 Redneck... 838 00:30:02,825 --> 00:30:03,974 How do I look? 839 00:30:03,413 --> 00:30:06,132 - And don't mix it with ours! -ifldo? 840 00:30:05,745 --> 00:30:08,817 I'm wearing these spikes just for your future. 841 00:30:06,373 --> 00:30:07,886 Jail! 842 00:30:08,133 --> 00:30:12,127 Get rid of the Neapolitan dialect and that toothpick too. 843 00:30:09,185 --> 00:30:10,664 You're beautiful! 844 00:30:11,345 --> 00:30:13,700 - Who's better, me or Florance? - Florance. 845 00:30:12,773 --> 00:30:15,845 Never say who you are or where you come from, 846 00:30:13,945 --> 00:30:15,777 - Thanks. - You're not coming? 847 00:30:16,093 --> 00:30:18,607 if they ask you, say you're our butler. 848 00:30:16,185 --> 00:30:18,825 I'm going out with Alberico, there's a party at a pub. 849 00:30:19,013 --> 00:30:22,131 You'll sleep in Michele's train room. 850 00:30:23,573 --> 00:30:26,645 - No, not the train room! - Yes, the train room. 851 00:30:26,505 --> 00:30:27,779 Come with me! 852 00:30:27,253 --> 00:30:28,812 We'll talk about it later. 853 00:30:28,025 --> 00:30:31,620 - Mommy, Uncle Ciro has become good! - Meaning? 854 00:30:32,105 --> 00:30:36,224 Let's say Daddy is Manetti and he offends you. 855 00:30:36,293 --> 00:30:38,967 - It's Daddy's train! - Oh, God! 856 00:30:37,745 --> 00:30:39,418 It's not a good idea. 857 00:30:40,185 --> 00:30:42,256 C'mon, offend me. 858 00:30:43,385 --> 00:30:45,456 If you really want... 859 00:30:48,145 --> 00:30:49,738 Swindler! 860 00:30:50,373 --> 00:30:53,570 Michele, you scare me! 861 00:30:51,225 --> 00:30:52,704 More! 862 00:30:54,065 --> 00:30:55,942 - Wretch! - More! 863 00:30:54,493 --> 00:30:55,847 Good morning. 864 00:30:57,105 --> 00:30:58,300 Fairy! 865 00:31:02,385 --> 00:31:04,615 - Fuck, it hurts! - Michele! 866 00:31:05,505 --> 00:31:07,945 -Am I bleeding? - A little. 867 00:31:08,585 --> 00:31:10,622 What a nice evening! 868 00:31:11,385 --> 00:31:13,615 It was just pretend and I got a head butt. 869 00:31:13,865 --> 00:31:17,460 - That's enough, he apologized. - Think about the real Manetti. 870 00:31:18,825 --> 00:31:20,657 Manetti called me a fairy. 871 00:31:20,905 --> 00:31:23,260 That was me, just pretending. 872 00:31:24,345 --> 00:31:26,575 Promise me you'll behave. 873 00:31:26,825 --> 00:31:28,896 You'll promise, won't you? 874 00:31:30,013 --> 00:31:33,927 I've worked here since 1996, I bought a company house 875 00:31:31,025 --> 00:31:33,665 - Have fun. - Remember, no drinking. 876 00:31:33,905 --> 00:31:36,545 - You remember too, Uncle. - Don't come home late. 877 00:31:34,173 --> 00:31:37,962 and you say if I don't pay the mortgage on time, you'll foreclose? 878 00:31:38,213 --> 00:31:39,328 I heard that right? 879 00:31:39,573 --> 00:31:42,133 You haven't paid for three months, want to end up in the dungeon? 880 00:31:42,533 --> 00:31:44,206 "Friendship" means nothing to you? 881 00:31:45,413 --> 00:31:46,323 No. 882 00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:48,384 Flash news: 883 00:31:48,625 --> 00:31:52,619 a turning point in the Ciciarelli clan trial, 884 00:31:52,825 --> 00:31:56,420 where Ciro Cimmaruta is the defendant. Stay tuned. 885 00:31:58,773 --> 00:32:02,971 Each day that I wait is a finger less for you, clear? 886 00:32:03,173 --> 00:32:04,766 Very clear. 887 00:32:09,493 --> 00:32:11,325 Thank you, Mr. Peter. 888 00:32:10,705 --> 00:32:12,582 Mr. Mayor, good evening. 889 00:32:17,185 --> 00:32:19,904 - Four tickets for Coso. -Coso? 890 00:32:20,145 --> 00:32:21,818 Is that right? 891 00:32:22,825 --> 00:32:24,498 There are no invitations for Coso. 892 00:32:27,065 --> 00:32:30,740 - There's a mistake, check again. - I say there are none. 893 00:32:30,985 --> 00:32:34,580 Don't force me to call someone, check again. 894 00:32:34,825 --> 00:32:36,896 Don't insist, they're not here. 895 00:32:37,293 --> 00:32:39,648 Oh, God, a corpse in the kitchen! 896 00:32:37,465 --> 00:32:39,342 Ma'am, move aside. 897 00:32:40,105 --> 00:32:41,584 No, 898 00:32:41,825 --> 00:32:44,465 because I'm sure there's been a mistake. 899 00:32:44,493 --> 00:32:48,487 Look, follow the footprints, go see. 900 00:32:44,705 --> 00:32:48,300 - It's a matter of minutes. - No, it's a matter of respect! 901 00:32:48,505 --> 00:32:50,018 It's our right to enter, 902 00:32:48,893 --> 00:32:51,487 -Me? - Michele! 903 00:32:50,265 --> 00:32:53,337 if you don't know who we are, that's your problem not ours. 904 00:32:53,585 --> 00:32:55,064 Maybe, but you're not going in. 905 00:32:54,893 --> 00:32:55,803 Call the police! 906 00:32:55,585 --> 00:32:58,862 - Let's go have knddel. - Knédel? 907 00:32:56,053 --> 00:32:57,327 Darling, call the police! 908 00:32:57,653 --> 00:33:01,203 - Are you're boiling our neighbor? - What neighbor, what blood? 909 00:32:59,105 --> 00:33:02,985 - Spaetzle, something with speck. - Go have a pizza! 910 00:33:01,533 --> 00:33:04,366 I'm canning tomatoes! 911 00:33:03,225 --> 00:33:06,263 I said knédel, you can't make a decent pizza. 912 00:33:04,613 --> 00:33:06,923 - Take the bottles in the kitchen. - Michele, don't! 913 00:33:06,505 --> 00:33:09,338 - The redneck has spoken... - Calm down! 914 00:33:07,133 --> 00:33:09,568 Drop those bottles. 915 00:33:09,545 --> 00:33:11,263 - What did he say? - He's a hick! 916 00:33:09,813 --> 00:33:11,486 Michele, take them. 917 00:33:11,465 --> 00:33:15,060 - He said redneck, I heard right? - I heard him too. 918 00:33:12,413 --> 00:33:13,812 Michele, drop them. 919 00:33:14,053 --> 00:33:15,964 - Take them. - Drop them. 920 00:33:15,825 --> 00:33:17,736 You can call your sister ‘redneck'! 921 00:33:16,253 --> 00:33:18,369 Hurry inside, come see what's there. 922 00:33:17,985 --> 00:33:20,454 That's enough, darling! But you too... 923 00:33:18,613 --> 00:33:20,570 What else is there? 924 00:33:20,853 --> 00:33:22,605 Michele, the bottles. 925 00:33:23,573 --> 00:33:27,362 No crudités today, I cooked something. 926 00:33:23,665 --> 00:33:26,498 May lightnin' roast you, you idiot! 927 00:33:27,613 --> 00:33:30,492 Sorry for the mess, but it was worth it. 928 00:33:27,865 --> 00:33:30,698 She said lightning should burn you up, 929 00:33:30,813 --> 00:33:32,486 Here you are! 930 00:33:30,985 --> 00:33:35,024 without leaving the least part of your shit figure intact. 931 00:33:32,893 --> 00:33:35,646 In order of appearance: "homemade bread", 932 00:33:35,893 --> 00:33:39,124 macaroni omelet, sausage and broccoli rabe, 933 00:33:39,373 --> 00:33:42,889 mozzarella from Battipaglia and eggplant parmesan. 934 00:33:43,133 --> 00:33:45,886 And then, dulcis in fundum... 935 00:33:46,333 --> 00:33:50,042 the queen of desserts, a pastiera! 936 00:33:53,893 --> 00:33:57,170 I'm sorry, but this stuff will never enter my home. 937 00:33:57,373 --> 00:34:00,047 - We're an honest family! - What are you doing? 938 00:33:59,105 --> 00:34:01,381 What do you think happened? 939 00:34:00,253 --> 00:34:01,687 I'm throwing it all out! 940 00:34:01,745 --> 00:34:03,258 Nothing, 941 00:34:02,613 --> 00:34:04,092 No, not the pastiera! 942 00:34:03,465 --> 00:34:05,183 it was a misunderstanding, 943 00:34:04,333 --> 00:34:06,085 - The pastiera goes! - The pastiera stays. 944 00:34:05,385 --> 00:34:07,456 I hope they weren't offended. 945 00:34:06,533 --> 00:34:08,444 The pastiera goes! 946 00:34:08,105 --> 00:34:11,700 - Call them again. - No, I've called a thousand times. 947 00:34:08,693 --> 00:34:11,333 We're a pastiera-free family. 948 00:34:11,945 --> 00:34:13,822 I'll see him in the office tomorrow. 949 00:34:14,013 --> 00:34:15,333 I feel sick. 950 00:34:15,265 --> 00:34:17,142 Please, call them again! 951 00:34:18,093 --> 00:34:19,288 Be strong! 952 00:34:19,653 --> 00:34:21,644 She's like that when she cares for someone. 953 00:34:24,345 --> 00:34:25,824 It's still off. 954 00:34:26,173 --> 00:34:29,245 Jesus Arrested 955 00:34:29,625 --> 00:34:30,899 Vittorio? 956 00:34:31,145 --> 00:34:32,465 He's already here? 957 00:34:35,665 --> 00:34:38,134 - Is everything okay? - Sure, why? 958 00:34:38,785 --> 00:34:41,015 You're back much earlier than we thought. 959 00:34:41,585 --> 00:34:44,577 - Did anything happen? - No, a fantastic time, and you? 960 00:34:42,573 --> 00:34:45,406 With this the last trace is gone. 961 00:34:45,345 --> 00:34:47,382 Us... a great evening! 962 00:34:45,653 --> 00:34:48,566 You're still pissed off with me for that thing. 963 00:34:47,945 --> 00:34:49,219 Night. 964 00:34:48,773 --> 00:34:50,525 No, why should I be? 965 00:34:51,333 --> 00:34:55,327 They only arrested you in front of the whole town, 966 00:34:55,573 --> 00:34:59,009 you became a criminal, going in and out of prison, 967 00:34:59,253 --> 00:35:01,085 why should I have it in for you? 968 00:35:01,333 --> 00:35:04,371 - I've changed. - You've changed? 969 00:35:04,145 --> 00:35:06,500 My father died in the Camorra, 970 00:35:04,973 --> 00:35:07,249 Sure, you made a career advance, 971 00:35:06,705 --> 00:35:08,981 my brother died in the Camorra, 972 00:35:07,533 --> 00:35:09,604 you're in the Camorra! 973 00:35:09,225 --> 00:35:12,104 and I, one day, "died" in the Camorra. 974 00:35:09,853 --> 00:35:11,412 Congratulations. 975 00:35:12,893 --> 00:35:14,167 How shameful! 976 00:35:16,333 --> 00:35:18,643 When you left it wasn't easy for me either. 977 00:35:18,705 --> 00:35:20,981 Carmela, ma'am, yesterday's was the last hearing 978 00:35:19,573 --> 00:35:21,928 Think it was easy for me? 979 00:35:21,185 --> 00:35:24,416 and all the informers exonerated him. 980 00:35:22,173 --> 00:35:24,084 But I have to thank you, 981 00:35:24,293 --> 00:35:26,853 you made me so ashamed 982 00:35:24,865 --> 00:35:29,382 - 1 don't know this guy Ciro. - I think he's got no balls! 983 00:35:27,053 --> 00:35:29,169 that I found the strength to leave that place. 984 00:35:30,305 --> 00:35:31,978 Who the fuck is he? 985 00:35:31,613 --> 00:35:35,004 When you were a little girl, I was your hero. 986 00:35:32,185 --> 00:35:34,062 - Aren't you pleased? - Very much. 987 00:35:34,305 --> 00:35:36,262 Acquitted, not even a trial. 988 00:35:36,505 --> 00:35:38,337 He must be a petty crook, 989 00:35:37,453 --> 00:35:39,569 Right. When I was a little girl. 990 00:35:38,545 --> 00:35:41,105 like we say, a small fish. 991 00:35:41,305 --> 00:35:44,616 Honestly, your brother bragged about this thing. Mafia boss... 992 00:35:42,853 --> 00:35:44,730 The Perfect Camorra Man 993 00:35:44,865 --> 00:35:46,981 - Like me saying I'm an inspector. - Don't you dare! 994 00:35:47,225 --> 00:35:48,624 I don't know him! 995 00:35:50,665 --> 00:35:52,542 I've never seen him. 996 00:35:52,373 --> 00:35:54,205 Some people work tomorrow! 997 00:35:52,785 --> 00:35:56,380 - Say hello to Don Ciro. - Thanks for the coffee, good bye. 998 00:35:54,813 --> 00:35:56,770 You animal! 999 00:35:58,025 --> 00:36:00,938 When you prepare coffee, do you make a little pile? 1000 00:36:01,185 --> 00:36:02,858 The hill? Yes. 1001 00:36:03,533 --> 00:36:04,489 Vittorio! 1002 00:36:04,385 --> 00:36:06,262 That's why it's no good. 1003 00:36:05,533 --> 00:36:07,410 How do you get revenge on someone? 1004 00:36:06,505 --> 00:36:10,499 When you make coffee, you have to press it or it's no good. 1005 00:36:07,653 --> 00:36:10,611 What's there to get revenge for! Go to bed! 1006 00:36:10,853 --> 00:36:12,651 I was terrible in school, too. 1007 00:36:11,465 --> 00:36:14,742 - Indeed! - We'll go to the cafe, goodbye. 1008 00:36:12,853 --> 00:36:15,606 If you're terrible in school, you'll do fine in life. 1009 00:36:15,853 --> 00:36:17,252 It's not like that anymore. 1010 00:36:19,133 --> 00:36:20,248 Vittorio! 1011 00:36:23,653 --> 00:36:25,929 Come here, sit down. 1012 00:36:26,585 --> 00:36:28,656 Coso, come with me. 1013 00:36:28,453 --> 00:36:30,729 If you really want revenge, 1014 00:36:30,973 --> 00:36:33,044 make him shit his pants, 1015 00:36:33,785 --> 00:36:36,061 - My love, tell me! - My brother's been acquitted. 1016 00:36:33,813 --> 00:36:36,612 the ideal is the severed head of a horse. 1017 00:36:36,825 --> 00:36:39,055 - Acquitted, really? - Yes. 1018 00:36:37,173 --> 00:36:41,531 Problem: you have to find a horse, cut off its head 1019 00:36:39,305 --> 00:36:41,182 Great news, we'll toast tonight. 1020 00:36:41,465 --> 00:36:44,856 -Did they say what happened? - The dungeon? 1021 00:36:41,773 --> 00:36:44,128 and I assure you, it's not easy. 1022 00:36:44,373 --> 00:36:47,525 The horse goes wild... Go run after the horse! 1023 00:36:45,425 --> 00:36:47,177 Can you hear me? 1024 00:36:47,813 --> 00:36:51,807 To be practical, the best thing is a dead cat. 1025 00:36:47,945 --> 00:36:50,585 It's all cleared up with Manetti, I'll explain tonight, 1026 00:36:50,825 --> 00:36:52,338 I have to go. 1027 00:36:52,053 --> 00:36:54,567 Find a cat, you cream him, 1028 00:36:52,825 --> 00:36:55,465 Where are you taking me? Do you know who I am? 1029 00:36:54,813 --> 00:36:58,204 wrap him and take him to the location of the offense. 1030 00:36:55,785 --> 00:36:58,618 Does Marketing Director, Mr. Coso Michele ring a bell? 1031 00:36:58,945 --> 00:37:01,744 I'm Titina, the secretary on floor -3. 1032 00:36:59,213 --> 00:37:00,612 Get it? 1033 00:37:00,853 --> 00:37:03,163 Sure, you don't want to help me. 1034 00:37:02,265 --> 00:37:04,142 This is your new office. 1035 00:37:05,773 --> 00:37:07,207 Hold this. 1036 00:37:07,985 --> 00:37:10,420 Whatever you need, don't call me. 1037 00:37:08,573 --> 00:37:10,166 Hold this. 1038 00:37:10,705 --> 00:37:12,457 Give me the car keys. 1039 00:37:14,053 --> 00:37:16,693 What's a dead cat doing in the freezer? 1040 00:37:16,893 --> 00:37:18,453 How do you usually preserve one? 1041 00:37:17,865 --> 00:37:20,300 It's punishment for the bad advertising campaign? 1042 00:37:18,453 --> 00:37:18,567 How do you usually preserve one? 1043 00:37:21,065 --> 00:37:22,180 I don't know! 1044 00:37:21,413 --> 00:37:22,847 Can I help you? 1045 00:37:23,093 --> 00:37:24,891 I need some information. 1046 00:37:25,493 --> 00:37:28,087 Which car is the English teacher's? 1047 00:37:28,333 --> 00:37:31,166 I can't say, for his privacy. 1048 00:37:31,145 --> 00:37:32,465 Thank you. 1049 00:37:31,613 --> 00:37:33,047 Privacy! 1050 00:37:33,253 --> 00:37:36,484 Look in here, so you'll see who you're dealing with. 1051 00:37:37,065 --> 00:37:39,136 That asshole of a school principal 1052 00:37:38,813 --> 00:37:40,212 Scared, huh? 1053 00:37:42,293 --> 00:37:43,852 What is it? 1054 00:37:44,093 --> 00:37:45,766 I took the wrong animal, shit! 1055 00:37:45,973 --> 00:37:47,805 I'm incorruptible! 1056 00:37:48,453 --> 00:37:49,602 Where's the car? 1057 00:38:05,265 --> 00:38:08,098 Tell me why you boasted about being in the Camorra? 1058 00:38:11,105 --> 00:38:14,496 I knew you couldn't be an animal like them. 1059 00:38:14,613 --> 00:38:17,446 - What are you doing? - 1 made a mess, run! 1060 00:38:16,985 --> 00:38:20,216 What gave you the idea? Why? 1061 00:38:21,453 --> 00:38:23,012 What the hell... 1062 00:38:23,425 --> 00:38:25,860 Because I wanted to belong to something. 1063 00:38:25,933 --> 00:38:30,086 You should have said it's not your English teacher, but Alberico. 1064 00:38:30,333 --> 00:38:34,213 - What a pain though! - The best defense is an attack. 1065 00:38:30,825 --> 00:38:32,498 You belong to my family. 1066 00:38:34,413 --> 00:38:37,804 React, or instead of slashing your bike tires, 1067 00:38:38,053 --> 00:38:40,886 next time he'll dissolve your sister in acid. 1068 00:38:41,133 --> 00:38:43,488 - Want me to shoot him? -No! 1069 00:38:43,693 --> 00:38:46,651 Thanks for the offer, but I'll work it out myself. 1070 00:38:46,893 --> 00:38:48,406 Yeah, right! 1071 00:38:48,653 --> 00:38:50,803 Did you tell your mother? 1072 00:38:49,705 --> 00:38:52,345 Ciro, Carmela, 1073 00:38:51,053 --> 00:38:52,566 Your father? 1074 00:38:52,825 --> 00:38:55,863 get up, you'll get all dirty! 1075 00:38:53,613 --> 00:38:55,490 Okay, you told me. 1076 00:38:59,333 --> 00:39:01,973 - What's so funny? - I'm thinking about Dad's face! 1077 00:39:02,213 --> 00:39:04,011 It's nothing funny. 1078 00:39:06,825 --> 00:39:07,895 You bastard! 1079 00:39:08,345 --> 00:39:11,303 Listen, Mr. Principal, you're not kicking us out, 1080 00:39:09,533 --> 00:39:13,686 Vittorio, if I were God... this would all be the sea. 1081 00:39:11,545 --> 00:39:14,537 we're leaving. There's a big difference. 1082 00:39:15,665 --> 00:39:19,738 I've calmed down, but he's punishing you for a month-old fight. 1083 00:39:21,053 --> 00:39:24,171 You've even started smoking? 1084 00:39:21,785 --> 00:39:25,574 Let's tell Alberico to speak to the principal, he'll back you up. 1085 00:39:25,453 --> 00:39:27,922 Let me be, I've got loads of worries. 1086 00:39:25,825 --> 00:39:28,055 He didn't let me into the party. 1087 00:39:28,173 --> 00:39:30,403 What's the matter? Your train broke? 1088 00:39:31,385 --> 00:39:32,659 What? 1089 00:39:32,133 --> 00:39:35,489 - They slashed my tires. -l didn't doit! 1090 00:39:35,745 --> 00:39:38,021 - The tickets for Tosca? - They weren't there. 1091 00:39:36,453 --> 00:39:38,490 The loan sharks did! 1092 00:39:38,225 --> 00:39:41,820 They've demoted me, moved me to the dungeon, taken the car... 1093 00:39:38,853 --> 00:39:41,129 Why did you go to loan sharks? 1094 00:39:42,225 --> 00:39:45,820 How could I have put people in pea pods? 1095 00:39:43,933 --> 00:39:46,493 Because your sister spends a fortune. 1096 00:39:46,065 --> 00:39:47,544 - I like it. - What? 1097 00:39:47,785 --> 00:39:49,458 Your ad! It's cool, 1098 00:39:48,253 --> 00:39:50,608 - She does it for the family. - I know. 1099 00:39:49,745 --> 00:39:53,340 it gives the idea of warmth, home, protection. 1100 00:39:50,853 --> 00:39:54,130 Know what this house costs and how much I earn? 1101 00:39:53,625 --> 00:39:54,501 Thank you. 1102 00:39:54,493 --> 00:39:56,928 -1,500 euro. - That's not bad. 1103 00:39:55,305 --> 00:39:56,579 You won. 1104 00:39:57,173 --> 00:40:01,326 1,500, three times one is 3, three times 5 is 15... 1105 00:39:57,665 --> 00:39:59,941 I'll ring and say it all, I'll say... 1106 00:40:00,545 --> 00:40:02,422 "Darling..." Better "honey"! 1107 00:40:01,573 --> 00:40:04,691 That's over 45 thousand euro a month, that's good! 1108 00:40:02,745 --> 00:40:05,942 "Honey, the time's come to tell you 1109 00:40:04,973 --> 00:40:06,964 You can't make that with protection money. 1110 00:40:07,065 --> 00:40:10,342 that I've been fired, nearly fired. 1111 00:40:08,013 --> 00:40:10,368 1,500 euro a month! 1112 00:40:10,573 --> 00:40:12,166 Holy Jesus! 1113 00:40:11,265 --> 00:40:13,984 But it's right because I'm a piece of shit 1114 00:40:12,373 --> 00:40:15,525 If I don't pay the mortgage, they'll take the house. 1115 00:40:14,425 --> 00:40:18,259 who does shit ads, so be disgusted with me, walk all over me..." 1116 00:40:16,693 --> 00:40:18,013 I'm afraid, what can I do? 1117 00:40:18,505 --> 00:40:20,018 Don't overdo it! 1118 00:40:19,053 --> 00:40:21,693 Talk to your wife, tell her the truth 1119 00:40:20,225 --> 00:40:21,738 -Less? - Yeah. 1120 00:40:21,933 --> 00:40:23,571 and spend less. 1121 00:40:23,813 --> 00:40:26,373 When you love someone, it's not easy to be truthful. 1122 00:40:25,345 --> 00:40:26,460 Come here. 1123 00:40:26,893 --> 00:40:28,327 Listen to Ciro, 1124 00:40:27,345 --> 00:40:28,415 Courage! 1125 00:40:28,573 --> 00:40:31,326 eye on the loan sharks, those guys... 1126 00:40:33,293 --> 00:40:36,285 Thanks, talking to you really helped me! 1127 00:40:36,505 --> 00:40:37,665 Darling! 1128 00:40:37,653 --> 00:40:39,929 I'll have a drop of grappa and try to sleep. 1129 00:40:37,665 --> 00:40:37,779 Darling! 1130 00:40:38,105 --> 00:40:40,176 Manetti sends his love, another pay raise 1131 00:40:40,213 --> 00:40:42,489 - Thanks. - Anytime. 1132 00:40:40,385 --> 00:40:42,456 and many compliments for the advertising campaign. 1133 00:40:42,705 --> 00:40:44,776 - The one with the peas? -Atoast? 1134 00:40:47,465 --> 00:40:49,263 To my family, 1135 00:40:50,185 --> 00:40:52,062 including Uncle Ciro, who's been acquitted. 1136 00:40:50,853 --> 00:40:52,366 The cat! 1137 00:40:52,853 --> 00:40:54,685 They know where I live! 1138 00:40:54,933 --> 00:40:56,571 They found me! 1139 00:40:55,345 --> 00:40:57,222 What's wrong, you're not toasting? 1140 00:40:57,413 --> 00:40:59,245 - Bye. - Bye, Vittorio! 1141 00:41:02,585 --> 00:41:05,225 To me, who's been fired... or nearly! 1142 00:41:05,585 --> 00:41:07,337 A matter of hours. 1143 00:41:08,105 --> 00:41:10,381 To me who's been suspended! 1144 00:41:12,265 --> 00:41:14,017 Good thing nothing's happened to me. 1145 00:41:16,465 --> 00:41:17,375 Coming! 1146 00:41:21,293 --> 00:41:23,045 Are you wearing make-up? 1147 00:41:28,293 --> 00:41:29,886 What did he do? 1148 00:41:30,133 --> 00:41:31,806 He beat up Alberico Manetti. 1149 00:41:30,785 --> 00:41:33,664 - What's going on? - Uncle's been acquitted. 1150 00:41:32,053 --> 00:41:34,408 I hope there's no problem at work. 1151 00:41:34,613 --> 00:41:36,286 Alberico Manetti? 1152 00:41:36,533 --> 00:41:37,648 Oh, my God! 1153 00:41:38,733 --> 00:41:40,292 Are you crazy? 1154 00:41:39,785 --> 00:41:43,380 What? What's your uncle got to do with Dad's job? 1155 00:41:40,533 --> 00:41:43,207 I told him too, that's no way to... 1156 00:41:43,453 --> 00:41:46,571 It's useless to invest in your kids! 1157 00:41:46,225 --> 00:41:47,863 What's the connection? 1158 00:41:48,013 --> 00:41:50,926 Alberico Manetti, I can't believe it! 1159 00:41:48,105 --> 00:41:50,745 Can you tell me? What have you got to do with us? 1160 00:41:51,745 --> 00:41:54,658 Why don't you say anything? 1161 00:41:54,213 --> 00:41:56,363 My son's an idiot. 1162 00:41:57,373 --> 00:41:59,489 He beat up his future. 1163 00:41:59,665 --> 00:42:01,576 You knew it all the time and didn't say a word? 1164 00:42:00,013 --> 00:42:03,051 - Does it hurt? - Mom, will I get suspended? 1165 00:42:03,025 --> 00:42:07,178 You were right, it's hard to be truthful with those you love. 1166 00:42:04,453 --> 00:42:08,083 For your own safety, I hope not. 1167 00:42:08,533 --> 00:42:09,648 My son's an idiot! 1168 00:42:09,893 --> 00:42:11,850 Mommy, telephone. 1169 00:42:12,293 --> 00:42:14,807 Shove the offer-of-the-year up your ass! 1170 00:42:16,533 --> 00:42:18,126 It was Mrs. Manetti. 1171 00:42:19,213 --> 00:42:20,567 Oh, Lord! 1172 00:42:25,773 --> 00:42:27,093 Hello, my dear! 1173 00:42:27,493 --> 00:42:30,292 Stay focused, it's the chance of a lifetime. 1174 00:42:31,933 --> 00:42:33,731 Great happenings! 1175 00:42:35,533 --> 00:42:38,207 - Where are you going like that? - Nowhere. 1176 00:42:38,453 --> 00:42:41,206 I want to be elegant when I spit in their faces. 1177 00:42:41,413 --> 00:42:43,324 You won't spit in anyone's face, 1178 00:42:43,573 --> 00:42:46,406 a little birdie tells me you won't be at dinner. 1179 00:42:46,653 --> 00:42:48,291 -No? - No. 1180 00:42:55,293 --> 00:42:56,442 Uncle! 1181 00:42:58,653 --> 00:43:00,326 Mom, he died again. 1182 00:43:00,533 --> 00:43:03,286 No, I just knocked him out with a sleeping pill. 1183 00:43:03,465 --> 00:43:05,934 As a child, you know... 1184 00:43:04,453 --> 00:43:06,683 - Are you nuts? - It's no tragedy. 1185 00:43:06,893 --> 00:43:10,090 Get the rug, we'll wrap Ciro in it. 1186 00:43:10,145 --> 00:43:14,104 something's hurting you and you grit your teeth so you don't suffer, 1187 00:43:10,493 --> 00:43:11,813 Your uncle's better in there. 1188 00:43:12,773 --> 00:43:14,332 Wake up! 1189 00:43:15,385 --> 00:43:17,456 because the moment you give in... 1190 00:43:21,745 --> 00:43:24,385 you're scared you can't bear it. 1191 00:43:27,413 --> 00:43:32,408 Cold cuts and traditional cheeses from Trentino-South Tyrol 1192 00:43:30,225 --> 00:43:31,863 Then you grow up... 1193 00:43:32,693 --> 00:43:35,526 and meat puffs Cristina-style, that's me. 1194 00:43:35,933 --> 00:43:38,447 - Meat puffs! - Yippee... 1195 00:43:36,065 --> 00:43:39,660 and try not to feel the pain you felt as a child. 1196 00:43:38,773 --> 00:43:42,892 I can't stand criminality, not even in baby form. 1197 00:43:42,545 --> 00:43:44,218 The moment comes when... 1198 00:43:43,133 --> 00:43:44,726 Scrumptious tarts? 1199 00:43:44,973 --> 00:43:47,806 My son was attacked by a wild beast. 1200 00:43:46,865 --> 00:43:48,742 you don't feel anything anymore 1201 00:43:48,013 --> 00:43:50,163 "Wild beast" is a bit excessive. 1202 00:43:48,985 --> 00:43:51,704 and you get messed up, all messed up... 1203 00:43:50,413 --> 00:43:53,883 No, it's the right definition. Olive? 1204 00:43:54,133 --> 00:43:57,444 I'd rather not say it was a Mafia execution, but... 1205 00:43:54,985 --> 00:43:57,420 You want the family you never had. 1206 00:43:57,693 --> 00:43:59,570 Of course! 1207 00:43:57,785 --> 00:43:59,696 Yes, the perfect family. 1208 00:43:59,813 --> 00:44:03,488 What else do you call a cowardly attack from behind? 1209 00:44:02,025 --> 00:44:03,584 What an idiot! 1210 00:44:03,693 --> 00:44:07,243 It's just kids' stuff, let's enjoy the cold cuts. 1211 00:44:03,825 --> 00:44:07,102 Poor kids, ruined by a half-crazy mother. 1212 00:44:07,493 --> 00:44:10,485 - We frigging won't! - We fucking won't, I say! 1213 00:44:08,385 --> 00:44:09,784 And their father? 1214 00:44:10,225 --> 00:44:12,978 Ambitious, a dreamer... A loser! 1215 00:44:11,333 --> 00:44:14,724 Let's get to the point, our son's a thug. 1216 00:44:16,985 --> 00:44:19,625 But it was nice thinking we deserved it. 1217 00:44:22,665 --> 00:44:25,418 An idiot and a loser, what parents! 1218 00:44:26,105 --> 00:44:28,176 But we're perfect just like this. 1219 00:45:14,745 --> 00:45:18,215 - I made it myself. - It's compact, just how I like it. 1220 00:45:21,505 --> 00:45:23,576 Thanks for everything, Cristina! 1221 00:45:27,025 --> 00:45:28,504 My name's Carmela! 1222 00:45:55,385 --> 00:45:58,104 Vittorio, if I were God... 1223 00:45:58,425 --> 00:46:00,098 forget it! 1224 00:47:04,305 --> 00:47:05,818 Time to eat! 1225 00:47:09,345 --> 00:47:12,895 He was a rat, we shut him up! 1226 00:47:13,145 --> 00:47:15,705 A bear who blabs is a dead bear. 88082