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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,300 --> 00:00:02,950 Without our dearest Danielle, 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:06,030 one of you will have to present to the minister. 3 00:00:06,080 --> 00:00:07,430 I think Katherine should do it. 4 00:00:07,480 --> 00:00:09,590 Master's voice -- the minister. 5 00:00:09,640 --> 00:00:11,350 What is it with you and married women? 6 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:12,830 Oh, sorry, inappropriate. 7 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:15,470 We're just work colleagues now, aren't we? 8 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:17,030 THEY MOAN 9 00:00:17,080 --> 00:00:18,550 Oh, thank goodness! 10 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:21,150 OK, no, no, I thought you were going to fire me or something. 11 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:24,910 - Why does everyone think you're a Muslim, Danny? - They had a big push, yeah, 12 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:27,790 for, like, minorities to go on all the management training shit. 13 00:00:27,840 --> 00:00:28,990 Stop! 14 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:30,070 Nose... bleed. 15 00:00:30,120 --> 00:00:32,070 - And I trust you. - Really? - Yeah. 16 00:00:32,120 --> 00:00:35,190 - I am the most senior person here. - No, I am. 17 00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:38,230 He's going to fucking humiliate himself. 18 00:00:38,280 --> 00:00:42,280 Where's, erm, Daniak? 19 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:10,390 HE GASPS 20 00:01:10,440 --> 00:01:14,440 HE SIGHS 21 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:44,430 HE GROANS 22 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:48,480 London. 23 00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:53,920 HE SIGHS 24 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:04,430 London, at night. 25 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:06,470 It's like... 26 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:08,390 A capital city? 27 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:10,030 In the dark. 28 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:14,080 Yes. 29 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:17,870 Sexy(!) 30 00:02:17,920 --> 00:02:19,990 Piss off, dickhead! 31 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:22,230 You're not going to bleed everywhere again, are you? 32 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:26,030 Not unless I have an allergic reaction to, you know, your face. 33 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:28,630 - Katherine! - What? 34 00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:32,680 - I have a lot of allergies. - Still. 35 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:38,840 PHONE BEEPS 36 00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:45,750 Any word from Captain Danik? 37 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:47,070 No. You? 38 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:51,120 No, no, erm... it's a text from a... a friend... ly 39 00:02:51,920 --> 00:02:54,230 man... friend. 40 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:57,070 I was wondering if maybe I should have his hotel room tonight? 41 00:02:57,120 --> 00:02:58,590 What? 42 00:02:58,640 --> 00:03:00,150 You don't want to go home? 43 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:03,470 No... quite late. 44 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:05,870 Not sure I'll make it back to Surrey, in good time, now, 45 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:07,030 that's all. 46 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:08,830 Two singles, yes? 47 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:12,880 No, we booked three and, of our party, we've lost one, Danny... ak, 48 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:17,230 but gained two, myself and... 49 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:18,830 So, we just need an extra. 50 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:20,190 Simple, really. 51 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:21,990 Er, we are fully booked, I'm afraid. 52 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:25,550 You should know that we have a very important briefing tomorrow 53 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:26,750 for a Minister, 54 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:30,800 so can I speak to your manageress, or 'er', as it's a gender neutral? 55 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:33,670 Er, who booked it? 56 00:03:33,720 --> 00:03:34,950 Jenny. 57 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:36,910 Oh... 58 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:39,470 Er... I think we are... 59 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:42,790 going to have to share two rooms. 60 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:45,390 Martine, you and I could... 61 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:46,630 Absolutely fucking not. 62 00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:47,870 Just a thought. 63 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:50,390 And obviously you and I won't want to... 64 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:52,830 No, I'd rather kill myself and you. 65 00:03:52,880 --> 00:03:54,350 Quite. 66 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:56,430 - We... - So... - .. could... 67 00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:58,990 .. how do you fancy bunking up, Anthony? 68 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:03,040 I've got a few work questions I wanted to fire at you, anyway, so... 69 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:09,710 Errr... w-w... er... 70 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:12,630 yeah... uh... OK. 71 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:14,510 Great. 72 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:17,870 - Key, please. - Ah, yes. 73 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:21,920 Thank you. 74 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:26,270 Katherine, we could... 75 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:30,320 I... 76 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:36,190 - Martine? - Uh-huh? 77 00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:39,270 In the taxi, did you... 78 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:42,830 text me a picture of your... 79 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:45,110 Well, it wasn't from stock images, was it? 80 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:46,590 Have you never seen one before? 81 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:50,640 Oh, yeah, yeah, I've seen a few. 82 00:04:50,840 --> 00:04:52,510 But did you have it... 83 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:54,630 ready on your... to just... 84 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:56,230 That's what people do now. 85 00:04:56,280 --> 00:04:57,270 - Is it? - Yeah. 86 00:04:57,320 --> 00:05:01,030 I mean, what, did you want me to post it to you by recorded delivery? 87 00:05:01,080 --> 00:05:04,030 No, no! I've, I've just... 88 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:06,390 never had a picture of my... 89 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:10,440 on... to just send to... 90 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:13,030 Well, here's a little tip. 91 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:15,710 "That's nice, comma, thanks' -- 92 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:19,760 not an adequate response to a pussy shot. OK? 93 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:24,150 This way. 94 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:25,910 Come on through. 95 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:29,670 Thanks so much for this, Davina. 96 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:33,030 It's good to see you. 97 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:34,350 Fuck me. 98 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:38,400 - BABY GURGLES - That's not... yours, is it? - Yeah. 99 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:40,550 You really need to get back on Facebook. 100 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:42,990 - You can't make me. - No. 101 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:47,040 Say, "Hi, Emma." 102 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:54,390 Hi, Emma. 103 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:58,440 And you know Darren. 104 00:05:58,640 --> 00:06:02,310 - Are you still a... corporate slut? - Yup. 105 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:05,150 Are you still a civil service bitch? 106 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:08,830 - Yeah. Does Darren, like, mind? - No. 107 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:11,390 Loves it. He really does. 108 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:15,390 And I earn five times what he did, or can, 109 00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:18,390 so he doesn't have a fucking choice. 110 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:19,790 How's yours? 111 00:06:19,840 --> 00:06:21,710 My salary? 112 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:23,110 It's awful. 113 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:25,070 No! Man. 114 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:26,910 Alex. 115 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:30,030 Er... we're... 116 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:31,870 separated. 117 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:34,350 Fuck! 118 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:35,910 Did you cheat on him? 119 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:38,670 No! 120 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:41,870 We just... grew apart. 121 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:45,830 You actually did? 122 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:49,880 Work's... going well, is it? 123 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:56,200 I don't know! 124 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:11,040 H-hello? 125 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:17,080 HE GROANS 126 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:30,040 HE GASPS 127 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:35,080 HE BREATHES HEAVILY 128 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:46,560 So... what stuff did you want to talk through? 129 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:48,910 Nothing! 130 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:50,310 But you said... 131 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:54,360 God, you're like a big kid, aren't you? 132 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:03,310 What's up with you and Jeffries? 133 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:07,150 Oh, it's incredibly... boring, actually, 134 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:10,670 but we are... related. 135 00:08:10,720 --> 00:08:13,790 She's m... 136 00:08:13,840 --> 00:08:16,910 .. my mother. 137 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:20,960 But we keep it on the QT purely for professional reasons, 138 00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:25,240 so you don't tell anyone, OK? 139 00:08:56,520 --> 00:09:00,520 HEART MONITOR BEEPS 140 00:09:11,680 --> 00:09:14,910 But some accounts seem to fit the description of your son -- 141 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:16,670 Matthew Jeffries. 142 00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:18,870 I can't believe he'd do that... 143 00:09:18,920 --> 00:09:22,920 would he? 144 00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:40,920 You can... have the bed. 145 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:45,230 Yeah, but... I thought we'd fuck. 146 00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:48,350 Yeah, but... 147 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:52,400 I don't... want to. 148 00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:00,670 SMASHES FIRE ALARM 149 00:10:00,720 --> 00:10:04,720 FIRE ALARM RINGS 150 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:08,880 DISTANT FIRE ALARM 151 00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:30,430 SHE MUMBLES INAUDIBLY 152 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:33,310 (There's a towel, for the morning.) 153 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:36,070 Aw, thanks, Mum. 154 00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:37,230 Are you OK? 155 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:39,990 Er... pretty comfy. 156 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:42,350 No, I mean... 157 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:46,030 I thought you'd be, like, Prime Minister or something by now, 158 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:47,350 and you... 159 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:51,400 You seem a bit... 160 00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:56,110 It's-it's just that I have this awful presentation tomorrow, so... 161 00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:57,830 OK. 162 00:10:57,880 --> 00:11:01,350 I'm here if you ever need anything. 163 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:02,630 Thank you. 164 00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:04,110 Night, then. 165 00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:08,160 Night. 166 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:17,240 - Hi, - Oh, hi! 167 00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:19,790 THEY LAUGH 168 00:11:19,840 --> 00:11:21,510 - Ow! - Yeah, ow. - That hurt. 169 00:11:21,560 --> 00:11:23,110 But, nice 'ow', though. Good pain. 170 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:24,990 THEY LAUGH 171 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:27,510 So, what are you up to? 172 00:11:27,560 --> 00:11:30,070 I haven't actually really got that much work to do 173 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:32,390 cos since they fired me and I'm working out my notice, 174 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:34,390 no-one really trusts me to do anything, 175 00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:37,470 apart from stupid rubbish little admin jobs, 176 00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:40,550 like booking hotels and opening mail, 177 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:44,030 which is just really rubbish and boring and I hate it. 178 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:46,470 - Sorry, dude. - What about youse, dude? 179 00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:48,710 Well, Katherine's actually given me loads of little 180 00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:51,070 really interesting research projects to start, 181 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:52,230 so that's... amazing. 182 00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:53,350 HE LAUGHS 183 00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:56,350 Yeah, that sounds nice. 184 00:11:56,400 --> 00:12:00,400 Oh... 185 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:13,320 Have you seen Danny about? 186 00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:55,190 What are you doing? 187 00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:59,240 Just waiting, mate. 188 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:09,720 GARAGE DOOR OPENS 189 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,940 Morning, Dad. 190 00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:53,450 Did anyone try Danny again? 191 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:56,530 I think we've called him about 4,000 times now. 192 00:13:56,580 --> 00:13:57,690 JEFFERIES SIGHS 193 00:13:57,740 --> 00:13:59,650 - Where could he be? - In a bar, maybe? 194 00:13:59,700 --> 00:14:02,450 - Ooh, or a club? - He doesn't drink. 195 00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:06,370 - He's a Muslim. - Yeah, he's a little bit lapsed in certain areas 196 00:14:06,420 --> 00:14:09,570 - of his... faith. - Oh. 197 00:14:09,620 --> 00:14:10,690 Shame. 198 00:14:10,740 --> 00:14:14,740 Nah. I think, as a religion, they can probably cope without him. 199 00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:18,370 Oh! 200 00:14:18,420 --> 00:14:21,730 It's OK, it's just an exit questionnaire. 201 00:14:21,780 --> 00:14:22,930 HE CHUCKLES 202 00:14:22,980 --> 00:14:26,980 It's really not OK, though, is it? 203 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:38,850 Been a while, hasn't it? 204 00:14:38,900 --> 00:14:42,900 Yeah. 205 00:14:43,260 --> 00:14:47,260 You all right? You... 206 00:14:51,900 --> 00:14:53,330 Is Angela all right? 207 00:14:53,380 --> 00:14:57,170 Yeah, I think she just wants some... fresh air. 208 00:14:57,220 --> 00:14:59,930 On her chair. 209 00:14:59,980 --> 00:15:03,490 So, I've been saving these for, like, a special occasion, 210 00:15:03,540 --> 00:15:07,540 but why not treat ourselves for filling out an exit interview form? 211 00:15:07,660 --> 00:15:09,810 Mm-hm. 212 00:15:09,860 --> 00:15:13,650 OK. OK. 213 00:15:13,700 --> 00:15:15,450 Question one. 214 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:19,500 "Would you recommend the department as a good employer?" 215 00:15:54,940 --> 00:15:58,940 So, did you get much work done last night? 216 00:16:00,020 --> 00:16:04,020 Er, well, no, we didn't. It wasn't... We didn't... 217 00:16:04,220 --> 00:16:07,450 (I think she's talking euphemistically, Anthony.) 218 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,010 No! 219 00:16:09,060 --> 00:16:10,810 Genuine question. 220 00:16:10,860 --> 00:16:12,530 Oh, I'm sorry. 221 00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:14,090 My bad. 222 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:17,410 Did you mention to Martine the project that you 223 00:16:17,460 --> 00:16:19,290 and I had worked on... 224 00:16:19,340 --> 00:16:20,970 on the train about... 225 00:16:21,020 --> 00:16:25,020 - two hours beforehand? - Katherine. - Anthony? 226 00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:29,570 Erm... 227 00:16:29,620 --> 00:16:30,650 FOOTSTEPS 228 00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:32,090 Oh! Er... 229 00:16:32,140 --> 00:16:34,530 Is the minister ready steady to go? 230 00:16:34,580 --> 00:16:35,730 Hello! 231 00:16:35,780 --> 00:16:39,250 No. He might be a while, yet. All right? All right, people? 232 00:16:39,300 --> 00:16:42,490 Er, thank you for letting us know. 233 00:16:42,540 --> 00:16:46,540 Yeah... 234 00:16:47,420 --> 00:16:48,610 KATHERINE CHUCKLES 235 00:16:48,660 --> 00:16:52,660 Is she actually evil, or is that part of the appeal? 236 00:16:54,260 --> 00:16:57,090 Right. Er, well... 237 00:16:57,140 --> 00:17:01,140 Er, I need to go for my own ablutions, so... 238 00:17:01,940 --> 00:17:05,940 .. excuse moi. 239 00:17:07,700 --> 00:17:11,700 You shouldn't, er, talk like that about, erm, Martine. 240 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:16,740 Not because of me, more for, erm, Jeffries. 241 00:17:19,020 --> 00:17:23,020 - I wasn't supposed to, you know... - Hmm? 242 00:17:24,980 --> 00:17:28,290 Jeffries is her mum. 243 00:17:28,340 --> 00:17:32,340 What? No. Fuck off. 244 00:17:36,380 --> 00:17:38,570 (Shit!) 245 00:17:38,620 --> 00:17:40,330 Yeah. 246 00:17:40,380 --> 00:17:42,690 That's funny, isn't it? 247 00:17:42,740 --> 00:17:46,740 How something can make absolutely no sense at all, 248 00:17:47,180 --> 00:17:51,180 and yet make all the sense in the world. 249 00:17:52,940 --> 00:17:56,940 Yeah... 250 00:18:03,620 --> 00:18:07,620 TOILET FLUSHES IN BACKGROUND 251 00:18:15,340 --> 00:18:17,170 Can I, like, join you? 252 00:18:17,220 --> 00:18:21,220 Fuck it, go on. 253 00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:29,100 I think I might have, like, broken him. 254 00:18:30,340 --> 00:18:34,340 - I'm sure Danny's all right. - You didn't see him. 255 00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:39,380 Well, I wish that he is then. 256 00:18:43,900 --> 00:18:47,090 APPLAUSE ON TELEVISION 257 00:18:47,140 --> 00:18:49,450 - How's work? - It's bad. 258 00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:53,500 - Really, pretty bad, Dad. - You got all your promotions. 259 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,050 Yeah. 260 00:18:56,100 --> 00:19:00,090 But I'm not sure I'll last that long, you know? 261 00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:04,140 Things have been getting, erm, really sort of... 262 00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:08,930 .. intense. 263 00:19:08,980 --> 00:19:10,850 In my head. 264 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:13,410 And at work. 265 00:19:13,460 --> 00:19:17,130 Everywhere, everywhere. 266 00:19:17,180 --> 00:19:19,410 Still. 267 00:19:19,460 --> 00:19:23,460 Think of the pension. 268 00:19:31,060 --> 00:19:35,060 APPLAUSE ON TELEVISION 269 00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:42,290 Can I help you? 270 00:19:42,340 --> 00:19:45,050 I used to work in here. 271 00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:49,100 Right. But you don't now, though, do you? 272 00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:53,500 - So, what do you want? - Do I need to call security, Paul? 273 00:19:59,340 --> 00:20:01,370 Maybe you should, actually, Paul. 274 00:20:01,420 --> 00:20:05,420 Yes. 275 00:20:07,180 --> 00:20:09,170 Can I smell booze, love? 276 00:20:09,220 --> 00:20:10,530 Gin. 277 00:20:10,580 --> 00:20:12,010 Really?! 278 00:20:12,060 --> 00:20:14,210 Yeah. 279 00:20:14,260 --> 00:20:18,170 That's not good, is it? 280 00:20:18,220 --> 00:20:21,450 You want a nice Chardonnay. 281 00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:25,500 Yeah! 282 00:20:33,060 --> 00:20:37,060 Mm! 283 00:20:37,700 --> 00:20:41,700 - So, what can you see, from here? - Everything. 284 00:20:43,940 --> 00:20:46,530 Can you find my girl? 285 00:20:46,580 --> 00:20:50,580 - My Martine. - Yeah. 286 00:20:52,380 --> 00:20:54,210 That's her. 287 00:20:54,260 --> 00:20:57,130 Oh? 288 00:20:57,180 --> 00:21:00,570 Oh, something's up. 289 00:21:00,620 --> 00:21:02,530 Yeah. 290 00:21:02,580 --> 00:21:05,850 Trouble at the top. 291 00:21:05,900 --> 00:21:09,900 Oof. 292 00:21:12,660 --> 00:21:16,660 I've not been doing too well, Dad. 293 00:21:19,700 --> 00:21:21,450 I've sort of... 294 00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:23,850 erm... 295 00:21:23,900 --> 00:21:27,900 .. crashed a bit, you know? 296 00:21:28,540 --> 00:21:32,540 And I just... I just wanted to come home. 297 00:21:32,660 --> 00:21:35,530 You're all right, aren't you? 298 00:21:35,580 --> 00:21:38,210 No. 299 00:21:38,260 --> 00:21:41,410 No. No, I'm not. 300 00:21:41,460 --> 00:21:45,460 I'm not. 301 00:21:47,460 --> 00:21:51,130 Dad, could you ju... 302 00:21:51,180 --> 00:21:54,130 Could you talk to me, please? 303 00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:57,810 TALK TO ME! 304 00:21:57,860 --> 00:21:59,650 TALK TO ME! 305 00:22:18,700 --> 00:22:22,700 Is it normal to wait this long? 306 00:22:23,340 --> 00:22:27,210 I'm not sure that... 307 00:22:27,260 --> 00:22:29,570 .. I can do this. 308 00:22:29,620 --> 00:22:33,410 Er... the presentation? 309 00:22:33,460 --> 00:22:35,090 Yeah. 310 00:22:35,140 --> 00:22:38,530 Look, come on. You don't get, like, nervous. 311 00:22:38,580 --> 00:22:42,580 This is just another thing to fuck up, isn't it? 312 00:22:42,820 --> 00:22:45,770 Yeah. Well, what else have you fucked up? 313 00:22:45,820 --> 00:22:48,370 Marriage. 314 00:22:48,420 --> 00:22:50,850 Family. 315 00:22:50,900 --> 00:22:54,170 Friends. Career. 316 00:22:54,220 --> 00:22:55,770 Heart. 317 00:22:55,820 --> 00:22:57,730 Soul. 318 00:22:57,780 --> 00:22:59,930 Finances. 319 00:22:59,980 --> 00:23:03,850 Body. 320 00:23:03,900 --> 00:23:07,900 You! 321 00:23:08,180 --> 00:23:09,810 Yeah, but what else? 322 00:23:09,860 --> 00:23:12,250 SHE LAUGHS 323 00:23:12,300 --> 00:23:14,770 - You'll be fine. - Will I? 324 00:23:14,820 --> 00:23:17,650 Yeah. Of course. It all will be. 325 00:23:17,700 --> 00:23:20,250 How can you possibly fucking think that? 326 00:23:20,300 --> 00:23:23,490 It's actually quite calming, isn't it? 327 00:23:23,540 --> 00:23:25,210 Can be. 328 00:23:25,260 --> 00:23:29,090 Though the odd day you do find yourself praying for a... 329 00:23:29,140 --> 00:23:31,490 a full-on terrorist attack. 330 00:23:31,540 --> 00:23:33,490 SHE GIGGLES 331 00:23:33,540 --> 00:23:36,690 Yeah! I can imagine. 332 00:23:36,740 --> 00:23:40,740 Yeah. Well, not really, though, you know. 333 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:45,420 No. Of course not. No. Yeah. 334 00:23:49,340 --> 00:23:51,610 Sorry, love. 335 00:23:51,660 --> 00:23:55,660 It's quite all right. 336 00:24:06,100 --> 00:24:10,090 - Look, for the record... - Hmm? 337 00:24:10,140 --> 00:24:12,890 I didn't have sex with Martine last night. 338 00:24:12,940 --> 00:24:15,690 Why, was she on her period? Or were you on yours? 339 00:24:15,740 --> 00:24:19,740 Yeah. Yes, very good, very good. Yeah. Very witty, well done. 340 00:24:19,940 --> 00:24:22,690 Anthony, you fucked me in a train carriage 341 00:24:22,740 --> 00:24:24,410 and then went off to stay with her. 342 00:24:24,460 --> 00:24:27,810 I didn't fuck you, you fucked me, if anything. 343 00:24:27,860 --> 00:24:30,490 You know full fucking well we both fucked each other, 344 00:24:30,540 --> 00:24:34,540 because I didn't fuck myself in that train carriage, did I?! 345 00:24:38,260 --> 00:24:40,970 - Are we done? - Yes, Minister. 346 00:24:41,020 --> 00:24:45,020 Better come in then, hadn't you? 347 00:24:45,500 --> 00:24:48,770 Sorry about the various, er, delays. 348 00:24:48,820 --> 00:24:51,570 We've had some, erm, 349 00:24:51,620 --> 00:24:55,620 internal communications issues. 350 00:24:55,700 --> 00:24:58,410 Shouldn't there be more of you? 351 00:24:58,460 --> 00:25:02,460 - Is she all right? - Yeah. Yeah she's just, erm, focusing. 352 00:25:04,060 --> 00:25:08,060 She gets a bit, er, Zen before presenting. 353 00:25:08,620 --> 00:25:12,620 Can... can I get some water, please? 354 00:25:15,780 --> 00:25:17,210 I'm not a tea girl. 355 00:25:17,260 --> 00:25:19,450 And how are we doing with... 356 00:25:19,500 --> 00:25:20,610 it? 357 00:25:20,660 --> 00:25:24,660 IT is still out there. And I'm doing all I can, OK? 358 00:25:31,660 --> 00:25:33,970 So, do you want to just start? 359 00:25:34,020 --> 00:25:37,250 Er, Katherine, 360 00:25:37,300 --> 00:25:41,300 - what do you think? - Mm-hm. 361 00:25:45,740 --> 00:25:49,740 SHE CLEARS HER THROAT 362 00:25:50,900 --> 00:25:53,330 I'm not feeling very well. 363 00:25:53,380 --> 00:25:57,380 SHE VOMITS 364 00:25:58,060 --> 00:26:01,050 That's not part of the presentation, OK? We're just, erm... 365 00:26:01,100 --> 00:26:02,650 SHE RETCHES 366 00:26:02,700 --> 00:26:04,730 .. warming up. 367 00:26:04,780 --> 00:26:08,780 (Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.) 368 00:26:09,180 --> 00:26:13,090 I dunno what I'm going to do next. 369 00:26:13,140 --> 00:26:16,810 I could work in Next, I suppose. 370 00:26:16,860 --> 00:26:19,330 But I don't really like clothes. 371 00:26:19,380 --> 00:26:21,330 Or shops. 372 00:26:21,380 --> 00:26:23,570 Or customers. 373 00:26:23,620 --> 00:26:27,620 - Or Next. - Look, don't worry about it, mate, all right? 374 00:26:29,820 --> 00:26:31,330 But I do, though, you know? 375 00:26:31,380 --> 00:26:35,380 Honestly, I've had more jobs than men. 376 00:26:36,020 --> 00:26:38,490 Really? 377 00:26:38,540 --> 00:26:42,540 Well, no. But... But I've had a lot of jobs 378 00:26:42,900 --> 00:26:46,900 and there's always another one out there, somewhere for you. 379 00:26:47,140 --> 00:26:50,090 Maybe. I dunno. 380 00:26:50,140 --> 00:26:54,140 I mean it. Work's just like work, innit? 381 00:26:56,860 --> 00:27:00,860 It's people you've got to hold on to. 382 00:27:01,700 --> 00:27:05,700 Is there room for another one? 383 00:27:14,180 --> 00:27:18,130 I wonder how it's going in crazy London? 384 00:27:18,180 --> 00:27:21,970 Could you get rid of that please, Julia. 385 00:27:22,020 --> 00:27:26,020 - Sorry, Julia. - Yeah. Sorry, Julia. 386 00:27:28,380 --> 00:27:30,730 Maybe you should go and have a lie down, or something? 387 00:27:30,780 --> 00:27:33,290 That's actually, er, cleared my head a bit. 388 00:27:33,340 --> 00:27:36,890 - I'm feeling loads better, now. - You want to continue? - Yes. 389 00:27:36,940 --> 00:27:39,130 SHE CLEARS HER THROAT 390 00:27:39,180 --> 00:27:43,180 Look who I found. 391 00:27:44,180 --> 00:27:47,010 - Hi, Danny. - Er, sorry I'm late. 392 00:27:47,060 --> 00:27:50,010 - What, trains, was it? - No. It was just me. 393 00:27:50,060 --> 00:27:51,930 Right. 394 00:27:51,980 --> 00:27:55,980 - Quite the outfit, anyway. - Thank you. 395 00:27:57,180 --> 00:28:00,250 So, how are we, Danny? All right? 396 00:28:00,300 --> 00:28:02,650 How have you been finding things up in Northampton? 397 00:28:02,700 --> 00:28:06,700 I've, er, heard it's been a bit, erm, rocky for you, at times? 398 00:28:07,580 --> 00:28:10,850 Yeah. It has. Yeah. 399 00:28:10,900 --> 00:28:14,900 Tell us all about it. 400 00:28:16,380 --> 00:28:20,050 - I'm a bit fucked. - Danny... - What? 401 00:28:20,100 --> 00:28:24,100 .. just stick to the presentation, as practised, maybe, yeah? 402 00:28:26,980 --> 00:28:30,980 But he... he wants me, to be honest. 403 00:28:31,260 --> 00:28:34,770 - Yeah, but... - (I'm so fucked.) 404 00:28:34,820 --> 00:28:38,450 - You've said that. - Let him talk. 405 00:28:38,500 --> 00:28:42,500 My mum died when I was ten. 406 00:28:43,340 --> 00:28:47,340 She... she fell down some stairs at work. Her work. 407 00:28:47,540 --> 00:28:51,540 Er, she... she had, like, an aneurysm that made her fall. 408 00:28:52,740 --> 00:28:56,740 So, she didn't reach out to protect herself, or, erm... 409 00:28:58,860 --> 00:29:02,170 So, she... 410 00:29:02,220 --> 00:29:04,810 That's obviously awful. 411 00:29:04,860 --> 00:29:07,450 But is this really the right place to...? 412 00:29:07,500 --> 00:29:10,370 Yeah. I think it is, actually. 413 00:29:10,420 --> 00:29:11,930 It's not an excuse. 414 00:29:11,980 --> 00:29:15,290 People... people die all the time, don't they? 415 00:29:15,340 --> 00:29:19,340 But, I dunno, it's sort of left, like, a hole. 416 00:29:21,220 --> 00:29:25,220 Which, as I get older, I've been sort of falling into faster 417 00:29:25,340 --> 00:29:28,850 and faster and yesterday I sort of crashed. 418 00:29:28,900 --> 00:29:32,900 I... I ended up in hospital and when I woke up 419 00:29:33,740 --> 00:29:37,250 and it, like, all came together in my head, 420 00:29:37,300 --> 00:29:40,290 I had this moment of, like, er... 421 00:29:40,340 --> 00:29:44,340 - Clarity. - Yeah... 422 00:29:45,900 --> 00:29:49,490 I shouldn't have been promoted. 423 00:29:49,540 --> 00:29:53,540 I shouldn't manage anyone... 424 00:29:54,300 --> 00:29:57,290 .. cos I haven't done any work. 425 00:29:57,340 --> 00:30:00,810 I'm not a Muslim. 426 00:30:00,860 --> 00:30:04,860 I fucked in the Immigration Pathway. 427 00:30:05,060 --> 00:30:08,210 I've fucked in myself. 428 00:30:08,260 --> 00:30:12,260 - It's all just... - Fucked. 429 00:30:12,380 --> 00:30:16,380 So, I am not going to lie to you and pretend that I've done it all. 430 00:30:18,500 --> 00:30:22,500 Cos I haven't. 431 00:30:23,060 --> 00:30:27,060 I haven't done anything right for years. 432 00:30:29,100 --> 00:30:33,100 And it is not their fault. It's mine. 433 00:30:33,620 --> 00:30:36,410 It is my fault. 434 00:30:36,460 --> 00:30:38,210 And Katherine is so right. 435 00:30:38,260 --> 00:30:42,260 The... the... the Immigration Pathway could actually help people, 436 00:30:43,460 --> 00:30:45,690 couldn't it, Katherine? 437 00:30:45,740 --> 00:30:49,740 Yeah. So I've... 438 00:30:53,740 --> 00:30:57,740 I've let those people down, haven't I? 439 00:30:58,020 --> 00:31:02,020 And I... I don't want to let anyone down any more. 440 00:31:07,580 --> 00:31:11,370 So, I... Yeah, I think I'm... I'm done here. 441 00:31:11,420 --> 00:31:15,420 Yeah, that's all I have to say. 442 00:31:15,500 --> 00:31:19,500 Thank you. 443 00:31:26,060 --> 00:31:30,060 TEXT MESSAGE ALERT 444 00:31:35,140 --> 00:31:36,930 Oh, shit. 445 00:31:36,980 --> 00:31:40,980 - Er, there's a few phone calls for you. - From who? - Everyone. 446 00:31:45,460 --> 00:31:49,460 Oh. Erm, did I, erm, did I miss much? 447 00:31:50,140 --> 00:31:54,010 Yes? 448 00:31:54,060 --> 00:31:56,730 That is a core competency. 449 00:31:56,780 --> 00:32:00,090 - Making An Impact. - SHE LAUGHS 450 00:32:00,140 --> 00:32:04,140 Yeah, we definitely fucking did that. 451 00:32:06,300 --> 00:32:09,290 Don't worry about it, Danny, all right? 452 00:32:09,340 --> 00:32:13,340 You... were great. 453 00:32:17,900 --> 00:32:21,900 Is that? 454 00:32:22,540 --> 00:32:26,540 Oh, my God! 455 00:32:29,060 --> 00:32:32,530 - It could be worse? - How? My vagina is on the internet! 456 00:32:32,580 --> 00:32:35,810 Er. Well, erm... 457 00:32:35,860 --> 00:32:39,860 you still have your health. If not... If not your career. 458 00:32:41,780 --> 00:32:45,780 - Why did you send it to the Minister's wife? - I didn't! He did! 459 00:32:46,540 --> 00:32:50,540 - Oh. - Accidently. He's worse with technology than you are. 460 00:32:50,820 --> 00:32:52,690 And then she... 461 00:32:52,740 --> 00:32:54,930 - let rip. - Oh, dear. 462 00:32:54,980 --> 00:32:58,980 I mean, I tried to kill the story and, er, here we are... 463 00:33:00,100 --> 00:33:04,100 We all make mistakes, though, don't we? 464 00:33:04,460 --> 00:33:08,460 I certainly have. 465 00:33:14,100 --> 00:33:17,050 Can I at least buy you a coffee? 466 00:33:17,100 --> 00:33:21,100 And then let's start from there? 467 00:33:23,500 --> 00:33:25,170 Erm... 468 00:33:25,220 --> 00:33:28,210 Er... 469 00:33:28,260 --> 00:33:32,260 Yeah, OK. All right. 470 00:33:33,620 --> 00:33:37,250 OK. Er, what about there? 471 00:33:37,300 --> 00:33:39,810 Yeah, yeah, just go. 472 00:33:39,860 --> 00:33:42,970 Getting a bit late, shall we head back in? 473 00:33:43,020 --> 00:33:47,020 You can, yeah. 474 00:34:07,340 --> 00:34:09,650 So, why didn't you? 475 00:34:09,700 --> 00:34:12,370 What? 476 00:34:12,420 --> 00:34:16,420 Fuck her? 477 00:34:16,580 --> 00:34:20,580 Mmm, because I didn't want to. 478 00:34:21,820 --> 00:34:25,820 Why not? 479 00:34:27,420 --> 00:34:31,420 Because she's not you. 480 00:35:11,060 --> 00:35:12,970 We may have an issue. 481 00:35:13,020 --> 00:35:14,810 This is Alex, from personnel. 482 00:35:14,860 --> 00:35:17,490 - I'm her husband. - Ex. - No. Current. - What? 483 00:35:17,540 --> 00:35:18,850 It's my last day, today. 484 00:35:18,900 --> 00:35:21,890 Wanted it to focus more on the positive. Happy Jenny Leaving Day. 485 00:35:21,940 --> 00:35:23,810 - I slept with your wife. - Anthony? 486 00:35:23,860 --> 00:35:25,930 I don't think they'll make me work out my notice. 487 00:35:25,980 --> 00:35:28,090 You're just going to come in, resign and fuck off? 488 00:35:28,140 --> 00:35:30,490 - What the fuck are you doing? - He slapped me. 489 00:35:30,540 --> 00:35:33,010 - We should try again. - Are you serious? 490 00:35:33,060 --> 00:35:35,570 Minister wants you shut down. ASABP. 491 00:35:35,620 --> 00:35:39,620 I might have something lined up, in finance, in the City. 492 00:35:39,670 --> 00:35:44,220 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33363

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