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Have you lost weight?
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No.
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Have you?
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Er, maybe. Yeah, gym, sorry.
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Oh.
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How's, er, Sevenoaks?
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Heaven, actually.
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Well, that's what people say.
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- How's, er...?
- My flat share with eight other people?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, er...
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loud, but cheap.
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Well, this is the most expensive
place we've ever been to.
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Well, I finally got promoted.
Heather's happy.
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I fucking bet!
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Yeah, she'll be even happier
once you've, er...
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I've marked where you need to sign.
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This is like marking my own exam.
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I've definitely failed.
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- How's work?
- It's good, actually.
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You'll be running that place soon.
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Oh, not quite, but...
I'm not really...
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Oh.
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Did you have to name him in this?
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Not legally, no, but Heather thought
it would be best for clarity.
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And would Heather like me
to add a charcoal sketch
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of me sucking him off by
a big fucking wheelie bin?
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No, I don't think the judge needs
to see that level of detail.
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Maybe you could just sign it.
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We should get a bottle
in to... celebrate.
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It's a bit late. Heather
gets upset if I...
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Show any independence
of mind or spirit?
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Yeah.
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SHE CLEARS HER THROAT
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Well divorced!
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Couldn't have done it without you.
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Hey.
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Thanks.
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Nice weekend?
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Mmm. Er, got divorced,
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then pissed... alone.
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Brilliant.
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What's up?
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I've been sent a welcome
pack for my new job,
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even though I'm in the middle
of a four-year posting
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that, um... I'm really
actually quite enjoying.
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Ah, yes. You're joining the exodus.
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- The...?
- To Northampton.
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Not Northampton, Northampton?
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Yes. So good they... named it.
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But that's for all the...
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I mean, that's where we're
sending all the fucking...
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People who want to embrace
a new development opportunity,
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in the context of much-needed
cost-cutting measures,
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moving stuff away from
London? Absolutely.
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You're sending me to the
Immigration Pathway team?
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Mmm.
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Their remit is to develop
Government policy
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- in relation to immigrant... persons.
- Immigrants?
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Yes, those. Thank you.
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So aiding plucky new
arrivals to UK PLC, etc.
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It's all very endeavourous.
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Yeah, I wrote the paper that
recommended they were set up.
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Did you? Oh, well, excellent.
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Mmm. Yeah it would be, but
it got horribly politicised,
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everyone ignored all my ideas,
then kicked it out to the regions
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to become a dumping ground for
the worst staff from every team.
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Like evolution, in reverse. Like
Australia, but not as racist.
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OK, well, whatever
your, er, assessment,
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it's your new home, Katherine.
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We'll provide accommodation
for the first month or so,
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if you don't fancy the daily commute.
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I'm almost jealous.
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Almost.
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But is there not...?
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- I mean, have I not got any...?
- No.
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So should I not have been given
a lot more warning about this?
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Yes.
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Fuck!
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Well, perhaps. Who can say?
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MUSIC: Let England Shake by PJ Harvey
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? The West's asleep
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? Let England shake
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? Weighted down
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? With silent dead
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? I fear our blood
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? Won't rise again
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? Won't rise again... ?
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Fuck!
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CAR LOCK BEEPS
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Ow! Ow!
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- Oi!
- Oh, sorry. Sorry, I forgot.
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Sleep all right?
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Brilliant!
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Power nap, was it?
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Exactly. I feel very powerful.
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How was your ketamine?
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- Is this a real road, Angela?
- Yes, mate. - Cool.
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You're meant to go at the green ones.
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- I know. - What you doing, then?
- Driving!
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You're meant to stop
at the red one as well.
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I thought you was gonna
drop me off at mine?
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Yeah... I meant to but I need a wee.
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OK.
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Well, I think I might just
sleep here for a bit, then,
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- if that's all right?
- Course.
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Ah!
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FOOTSTEPS APPROACH
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Ooh! You're keen, boss.
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Am I?
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Yeah, I'm usually
the first person in.
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"Here comes Early Worm Jenny!"
That's what they say.
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Or they don't, cos they're
not here yet, but they would,
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- if they were... here.
- I was here first.
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Yeah, I know. That's what I'm saying.
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No, no. That's what I'm saying.
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OK, boss. Whatever you're saying.
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- You coming in, then?
- Always.
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OK.
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Yes?
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Hey, Dan... kak. Can
I ask you something?
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Yeah. Two secs, mate. I
just, I just have to...
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- Oh! I'm nearly done.
- Right.
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I just have to get this,
like, finished first.
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Course, yeah. No rush.
Sure it's important.
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It is, yeah.
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Brilliant! Yes.
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So how can I facilitate
you out, mate?
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Er, it was just an idea I had
for my speech, that's all.
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- What speech?
- The speech for the Minister next week.
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- What?
- Where we announce all our policy plans?
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You asked me to prepare a little
introductory presentation
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to kick it all off.
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Well, I suggested it to you and
you sort of nodded, I think.
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That is what you want me to do?
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- Yeah, totally. Fuck it.
- OK. Great.
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So, yeah, I was just
wondering if you knew
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- if the Koran -- the Holy Koran...
- Thank you.
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Peace be upon it.
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I wondered if you knew if it had
a policy on multiculturalism?
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Of course I know that, yeah, yeah.
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Sit your, sit your face down
and I'll tell you that.
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- The Koran... is very holistic, basically.
- Is it?
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Yeah, it's totally holistic,
yeah. All of it is, yeah.
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Right, but how, specifically?
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Are there any hadiths, for example,
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that you think might
be appropriate...?
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Yeah, there are many vadiths
on that, I think, yeah.
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Vadiths? Sorry, I thought
it was hadiths,
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for the sayings of the Prophet?
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Have I got that wrong?
Shit! Sorry, shoot.
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It's just that I've written it in
this draft of the presentation...
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I thought it checked out.
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No, you haven't got that wrong. No.
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Words are just words, Nathaniel.
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In the eyes of those... above us.
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I hadn't really thought about
it like that. Wow! OK, right...
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Ah yeah. Yeah. So does that help?
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- Completely, yeah. Thank you.
- Yeah, no worries, mate.
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You just... just write
it from your heart.
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Yeah, I will.
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And from your desk.
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Who's your manager?
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Er, that'll be Dan... nyak.
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Oh, fuck it!
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Thank you.
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Oh, fuck!
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Fucking close!
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Oh, shitty motherfucker fuck!
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Katherine.
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Danny!
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You're now...
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my...
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.. manager.
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How is that possible?
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Well, you know what I say,
Katherine -- work hard or...
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go home.
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- Is that what you say, Danny?
- Sometimes.
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Well, then why haven't you gone home?
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Because when I was managing
you, in London,
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it was all I could do
to move you out here
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with all the fuckwits and...
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Why did that woman call you Dan-ak?
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Dunno. Banter?
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Right.
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Honestly... how have you jumped
so many pay grades, in, like,
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18 months?
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Skill. Hard work. And...
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.. integ... integrity.
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That doesn't sound like you.
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- Doesn't mean that's not happened,
though, does it? - No.
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But it is still deeply,
massively unlikely.
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Well, maybe I'm deeply, massively
unlike the me that was me
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when you knew me then.
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You look and sound pretty
fucking similar, Danny.
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There's a spare desk
by that woman Jenny.
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- Apparently I'm here.
- Are you? Brilliant! Yay!
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Yeah. Why is no-one
else sat near you?
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I don't know. It's probably
just a coinkydink.
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So you down from London?
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Up from, yeah.
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What's it like?
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I'm sorry, London? You've never been?
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No. I was recruited locally.
Northampton born and bred.
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I always say that if you cut me open,
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you'd find, like, a stick
of rock inside me.
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And then if you took that out
and then cut that open --
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the stick of rock --
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you'd find, like, "Northampton"
all the way through.
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I always say that.
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Which is funny, because
Northampton is actually
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the place in the country that is
most equidistant to the coastline.
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It's right there in the middleypops,
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so it's actually the last place that
you would find a stick of rock.
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Unless it was, like, imported
or bought back from holiday
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or posted, so yeah, no,
I've never been to London.
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KATHERINE LAUGHS THROUGH
GRITTED TEETH
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- Do I HAVE to sit next to her?
- No, fuck the bitch.
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- I'm just gonna...
- Okey-dokey.
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- Is this seat free?
- Yeah.
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Have you ever been to London?
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I was born there.
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(Perfect.)
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Hey!
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Hey! What...?
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I didn't know you were here.
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What, in the... in the cupboard?
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- Northampton.
- Oh, yeah.
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Ah, well, I only found out they were
sending me here a few months ago.
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Soon after we last, er...
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Yeah, yeah.
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I... I meant to call you. Or email.
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Or visit your floor.
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It's all right if you
didn't really want to.
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- Oh, yeah, and you're famous now.
- How?
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You're cited in my divorce papers.
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Congrats.
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Shit! Sorry. Um...
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- Bit late for that.
- Yeah, yeah.
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Will I have to go to court?
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No. No, I'm not contesting it.
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The wheelie bin incident
alone was enough to...
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Yeah.
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Er, well, welcome to
Northampton, then.
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Woo!
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- So... - Well, that was...
- Sorry. - Sorry.
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Whoa!
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What?
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Um... I've actually...
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.. missed you.
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Can I say something?
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Yeah, please.
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I think maybe I've...
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I think that I haven't really...
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What?
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.. got enough staples.
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I should get some.
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While I'm in here.
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00:18:25,180 --> 00:18:29,180
Yeah.
259
00:19:10,980 --> 00:19:14,170
Are you here to... check up on us?
260
00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:18,220
Er, no. Human Resources has
been restructured, apparently.
261
00:19:20,900 --> 00:19:23,650
Outsourced. I've been outsourced.
262
00:19:23,700 --> 00:19:25,730
They've outsourced Jeffries.
263
00:19:25,780 --> 00:19:28,690
Well...
264
00:19:28,740 --> 00:19:31,530
Welcome to the exodus,
then, I suppose?
265
00:19:31,580 --> 00:19:34,610
Yes. Yes.
266
00:19:34,660 --> 00:19:38,660
This is Lucinda Jeffries from London.
267
00:19:44,620 --> 00:19:48,370
- Do you want a tea, or...?
- Do you want some tea, or...?
268
00:19:48,420 --> 00:19:50,890
- Are you Danak?
- Sort of, yeah.
269
00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:54,890
Well, I'm supposedly here
as an extra pair of hands
270
00:19:54,940 --> 00:19:58,940
to help woman the rigging.
271
00:19:59,660 --> 00:20:03,490
She's an extra layer of
management above you, Danny.
272
00:20:03,540 --> 00:20:05,810
- Shit!
- That's good, isn't it? - Aces.
273
00:20:05,860 --> 00:20:09,860
And perfect timing, I suppose.
274
00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:15,500
Well, you must have everything
ready, steady to go success-ahoy
275
00:20:16,020 --> 00:20:20,020
for your presentation for
the Minister next week?
276
00:20:21,660 --> 00:20:24,370
Unless something's gone
horribly wrong somewhere.
277
00:20:24,420 --> 00:20:25,930
It's not horrible. At all. No.
278
00:20:25,980 --> 00:20:27,530
OK, well, er...
279
00:20:27,580 --> 00:20:31,250
could you send me a copy
of all the presentations
280
00:20:31,300 --> 00:20:35,210
and briefing packs that you've
put together? That'd be lovely.
281
00:20:35,260 --> 00:20:39,260
And very completely necessary. OK?
282
00:20:40,660 --> 00:20:43,450
Or no?
283
00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:46,570
You're very quiet, Danny.
284
00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:49,690
I'm not. I'm... loud.
285
00:20:49,740 --> 00:20:51,290
Is something wrong?
286
00:20:51,340 --> 00:20:55,170
He's probably just excited about...
287
00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:59,220
.. sharing everything
he's done with you.
288
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:03,810
It will be a great opportunity
to show all the hard work,
289
00:21:03,860 --> 00:21:07,090
skill and integrity he's
no doubt brought to the job.
290
00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:09,010
Won't it, Danny?
291
00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:13,060
HE SNIFFS AND CHOKES
292
00:21:16,260 --> 00:21:18,210
Is this desk free at all?
293
00:21:18,260 --> 00:21:21,330
- Um, are you from London?
- Yes.
294
00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:25,380
Then I don't think you're actually
allowed to sit there.
295
00:21:26,780 --> 00:21:28,530
Are you sure?
296
00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:30,170
That sounds slightly odd.
297
00:21:30,220 --> 00:21:34,220
Yeah, I know, but it's what
I'm hearing, though, so...
298
00:21:34,340 --> 00:21:38,340
OK. Well, rules are rules.
299
00:21:41,380 --> 00:21:44,930
What you up to, newbs?
300
00:21:44,980 --> 00:21:47,370
Er, yeah, um...
301
00:21:47,420 --> 00:21:51,370
I've just gone through
the shared work folders,
302
00:21:51,420 --> 00:21:55,410
read everything you've
been working on recently.
303
00:21:55,460 --> 00:21:58,090
- Yeah? What do you think?
- I don't think you want me to say.
304
00:21:58,140 --> 00:22:00,810
I do.
305
00:22:00,860 --> 00:22:03,530
Did you read my presentation, though?
306
00:22:03,580 --> 00:22:05,210
There's a current draft in there.
307
00:22:05,260 --> 00:22:07,490
Also a few draft reports
I've written recently.
308
00:22:07,540 --> 00:22:08,850
Pretty happy with them.
309
00:22:08,900 --> 00:22:10,930
Yeah. I read those, yeah.
310
00:22:10,980 --> 00:22:14,980
Do I not really wanna hear what
you think about them either?
311
00:22:22,900 --> 00:22:25,570
Does Danny do any work here?
312
00:22:25,620 --> 00:22:27,730
- Yeah!
- Like what?
313
00:22:27,780 --> 00:22:31,050
Um...
314
00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:35,090
He can be a good, like,
sounding board sometimes.
315
00:22:35,140 --> 00:22:37,650
When he's awake. Or
not at the mosque.
316
00:22:37,700 --> 00:22:41,700
What?
317
00:22:45,060 --> 00:22:49,060
I'm not sure I'll be home
tonight, Matthew. I'm sorry.
318
00:22:51,260 --> 00:22:55,260
Well, you could cook
your own or order in.
319
00:22:58,860 --> 00:23:01,610
Don't swear at me, please.
320
00:23:01,660 --> 00:23:05,450
I'm not... I'm not...
321
00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:09,500
OK, well, how about I just order
something in for you, then,
322
00:23:10,780 --> 00:23:14,780
from the online... avenues?
323
00:23:17,860 --> 00:23:20,210
I'm not a massive cunt.
324
00:23:20,260 --> 00:23:22,810
I'm not.
325
00:23:22,860 --> 00:23:26,860
And repeating it isn't going...
326
00:23:28,060 --> 00:23:31,570
I don't know what that means.
327
00:23:31,620 --> 00:23:35,620
Or that.
328
00:23:38,820 --> 00:23:41,690
What about Thai food? You
like that, don't you?
329
00:23:41,740 --> 00:23:45,740
Or is it Malay?
330
00:23:52,300 --> 00:23:56,300
Er, sorry, have you seen
Dan.. ik anywhere?
331
00:23:57,700 --> 00:24:00,970
I need to have a quick word
with him about these reports.
332
00:24:01,020 --> 00:24:05,020
Non, je n'ai pas, Katherine.
333
00:24:05,380 --> 00:24:06,770
Right.
334
00:24:06,820 --> 00:24:10,820
Though he has yet to send me
all the documents I asked for,
335
00:24:11,860 --> 00:24:15,860
so if you do find him, give him
a little nudge from Jeffries, yes?
336
00:24:15,940 --> 00:24:18,330
Yeah, all right. No,
I will. Thank you.
337
00:24:18,380 --> 00:24:20,570
If I can track him down, that is.
338
00:24:20,620 --> 00:24:24,620
Actually, also, do you
have any children at all?
339
00:24:26,740 --> 00:24:29,970
Um, no.
340
00:24:30,020 --> 00:24:33,570
Oh. Oh, lucky you.
341
00:24:33,620 --> 00:24:37,620
And did you go to university at all?
342
00:24:37,900 --> 00:24:39,490
Enjoy it?
343
00:24:39,540 --> 00:24:42,410
Yes, I did actually.
A lot. But I really...
344
00:24:42,460 --> 00:24:45,450
Would you like to talk
to my son, Matthew?
345
00:24:45,500 --> 00:24:48,610
Tell him about it. How
much you did enjoy it.
346
00:24:48,660 --> 00:24:51,210
He's... I'll dial.
347
00:24:51,260 --> 00:24:54,130
He's 20 this March.
348
00:24:54,180 --> 00:24:58,180
I think that might be
a bit weird, Jeffries.
349
00:25:00,460 --> 00:25:01,530
Oh?
350
00:25:01,580 --> 00:25:05,580
OK. Understood. Over and out.
351
00:25:06,820 --> 00:25:09,090
You all right?
352
00:25:09,140 --> 00:25:12,450
Yes. I'm very fine and dandy.
353
00:25:12,500 --> 00:25:16,500
Dandy and fine. Both. Yes.
354
00:25:16,940 --> 00:25:20,940
Yes. No. But yes.
355
00:25:23,300 --> 00:25:24,810
Hi.
356
00:25:24,860 --> 00:25:28,810
Have you seen Danny... ak?
357
00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:32,090
Right, well, he's supposed to be
getting the presentation documents
358
00:25:32,140 --> 00:25:35,810
together for Jeffries and
she's pretty keen to...
359
00:25:35,860 --> 00:25:37,530
He went home ages ago, didn't he?
360
00:25:37,580 --> 00:25:39,210
Possibly.
361
00:25:39,260 --> 00:25:42,090
Is he deliberately trying
to fuck this place up?
362
00:25:42,140 --> 00:25:45,770
No! No, I'm sure it's
just an accident.
363
00:25:45,820 --> 00:25:49,820
- Great.
- Are you leaving?
364
00:25:51,100 --> 00:25:53,010
No!
365
00:25:53,060 --> 00:25:56,930
No. Because, you know,
aside from the fact
366
00:25:56,980 --> 00:25:59,170
that I've got a pretty
massive student loan
367
00:25:59,220 --> 00:26:01,530
and some horrendous
credit card debts,
368
00:26:01,580 --> 00:26:04,770
I do actually love my job and think
this place could be pretty effective
369
00:26:04,820 --> 00:26:08,290
if it was run by someone with even
an arsehole's worth of brain cells.
370
00:26:08,340 --> 00:26:10,450
So I'm not sure I could
live with myself
371
00:26:10,500 --> 00:26:13,970
if I just walked away now, you know?
372
00:26:14,020 --> 00:26:18,020
I just meant for the day.
Are you leaving for the day?
373
00:26:19,980 --> 00:26:21,370
Right.
374
00:26:21,420 --> 00:26:24,050
Yeah, I might.
375
00:26:24,100 --> 00:26:25,450
Sorry.
376
00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:28,610
Cool.
377
00:26:28,660 --> 00:26:30,060
(Um...)
378
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:55,150
Hey!
379
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:56,950
Are you gonna lower it or...?
380
00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:01,000
I can't. Electrics -- fucked.
381
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:05,520
- Well, I could get in the door?
- Er...
382
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:18,510
I thought maybe we
could go for a drink.
383
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:20,550
Odd fucking day.
384
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:22,790
- No.
- No?
385
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:26,840
- No.
- Why not?
386
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:31,430
- Have you ever seen Alien?
- Yeah.
387
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:33,990
Well, er, every time
we sleep together,
388
00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:38,040
afterwards, I feel like John
Hurt in the dinner scene.
389
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:42,510
Or the android in Aliens
that gets torn in half.
390
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:46,560
Or the dog in Alien 3 that
gets burst -- inside out.
391
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:50,430
Yeah. And then, every time I try to
tell you how much you've hurt me...
392
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:53,750
John Hurt you?
393
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:57,800
Yeah, every time I try to
tell you how much you've...
394
00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:00,270
.. John Hurt me, you
make a joke about it.
395
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:02,510
Like that. Or you change the subject.
396
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:06,560
Or just, like, ignore me for months.
397
00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:10,150
I just thought we could go
for a drink. That's all.
398
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:11,670
Yeah. Yeah, I know.
399
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:15,720
You always say that as well.
400
00:28:16,360 --> 00:28:18,470
Look, Anthony, I don't see...
401
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:21,470
What?
402
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:25,470
I just think when two people are...
403
00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:29,110
Katherine, just for once, just
say something true and honest.
404
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:32,470
Something you actually,
genuinely fucking mean. OK?
405
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:36,520
OK.
406
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:38,270
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
407
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:42,320
OK.
408
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:50,320
I think I'm going to get the bus.
409
00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:09,830
How was the mosque?
410
00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:12,390
Oh, did they not have any Calippos?
411
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:14,950
Why does everyone think
you're a Muslim, Danny?
412
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,030
Dunno.
413
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:18,910
And that you're called Danny-something-ak,
414
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:21,630
which no-one knows how
to pronounce properly
415
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:24,190
but they're all too
embarrassed to ask you about,
416
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:28,240
because even you keep
pronouncing it differently?
417
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:30,950
They had a big push, yeah,
for, like, minorities
418
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,230
to go on all the
management training shit
419
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:35,110
and there was this
one woman on the panel
420
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:38,230
who thought I was an Islam as well,
you know, like a two for one,
421
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:40,550
and I didn't wanna be rude
or anything, so I just...
422
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:42,190
- Lied extensively?
- Only to people.
423
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:45,510
Fuck me!
424
00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:48,870
So, what are you -- Sunni or Shia?
425
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:51,990
Bit of both? You won't
tell no-one, Katherine?
426
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,470
Honestly, Danny, I think
427
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:58,520
that might be the least of
your problems at the minute.
428
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:04,080
- Because of... climate change?
- No.
429
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:07,990
No, because...
430
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:12,040
Can you explain to me exactly what
the Immigration Pathway does?
431
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:18,110
It's very holistic, basically.
432
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:20,950
No.
433
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:24,470
No, it's supposed to help people
who come to this country
434
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:26,390
but are falling through the cracks,
435
00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:29,550
because none of the various
fucking government departments
436
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:32,470
that should be there to help
them talk to each other
437
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:34,830
or integrate properly.
438
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:38,880
Which is its own massive
fucking irony, so...
439
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:44,880
So this place could be genuinely...
440
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:49,520
.. important in coming up with
policy to fix all that, right?
441
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:54,600
But, er, one of the reports I just
read -- not the worst one --
442
00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:59,030
recommends that immigrants
are bought...
443
00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:01,910
BOTH: .. basic camping equipment.
444
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:03,830
"Because camping is very English
445
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:07,880
"and it might help
to aid integration."
446
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:10,030
So, you know, apparently,
447
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:13,390
at a time of major fucking
global austerity,
448
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:16,430
we should be investing
in tents and roll mats
449
00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:18,150
on an industrial fucking scale.
450
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:21,590
I mean, I expected you to
have messed up here, Danny,
451
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:25,110
but I think you may have genuinely
outclassed yourself this time.
452
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:28,950
You dozy, fucking, shitty...
453
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:33,000
.. clown!
454
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:37,560
- You're cut.
- What? - Hold that.
455
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:43,990
No, it's...
456
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:48,040
It's just...
457
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:57,310
They've been looking for an excuse
to shut this place down for ages,
458
00:31:57,360 --> 00:32:01,360
Danny, and I think you're
gonna give it to them.
459
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:07,150
- So what should I do?
- Pray?
460
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:08,670
- Apart from that?
- It's too late.
461
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:11,350
- It's never too late.
- Yes, it is.
462
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:14,270
You're gonna need, like, a
miracle or a stroke of genius,
463
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:18,320
- neither of which -- no offence --
is gonna happen. - It could happen.
464
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:22,150
It could, if, if, if...
465
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:26,030
.. if you, like, help me out a bit?
466
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:29,910
Yeah, maybe, I could, but honestly?
467
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:32,950
Sometimes you're just fucked.
468
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,710
And alone.
469
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:39,760
And doomed. You know?
470
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:41,870
But we'll see.
471
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:43,870
SHE GROANS
472
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:47,920
Who's that?
473
00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:53,470
It's, er, my PA.
474
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:57,520
You all right, Angela?
475
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:05,350
Do you want a lift or anything?
476
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:09,400
No. No, I think I'm OK.
477
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:26,760
Um... hello?
478
00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:31,120
I am here!
479
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:35,200
It's Jeffries. No?
480
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:37,880
London... is... balls.
481
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:43,960
TOILET FLUSHES
482
00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:03,230
I... I thought this
was a one-bedroom?
483
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:04,950
Yeah, no, it is.
484
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:08,310
The office must have forgotten
I was still here.
485
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:10,150
Sillies!
486
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:13,750
But it's OK -- the sofa
pulls out. It's meant to.
487
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:16,870
But I thought this was for
the people still settling in,
488
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:20,830
down from -- up from -- London.
489
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:24,880
Until they find somewhere
more, you know, permanent?
490
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:27,470
Yeah. No, I've had some issues.
491
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:30,430
But don't worry, I am
a tip-top room-mate.
492
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:32,190
My husband thought so.
493
00:35:32,240 --> 00:35:33,590
For a while.
494
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:35,230
Are you divorced?
495
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:36,990
Yeah.
496
00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:40,190
Me too. Soon.
497
00:35:40,240 --> 00:35:42,910
Oh, my God, snap! Well, that's great.
498
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:45,870
We can sit together in our
jim-jams and eat ice cream
499
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:47,630
and talk about well-fit fellas.
500
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:49,510
Oh, fuck!
501
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:51,310
Sorry, what?
502
00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:55,360
DOOR OPENS
503
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:04,630
I said fuck!
504
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:07,470
- We need to, like, sack one person.
- They wouldn't do that.
505
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:09,630
They sort of, like,
totally would, though.
506
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:12,030
- What exactly do you think you add?
- Class?
507
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:14,510
- You can be a tad brusque.
- Brusque?
508
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:16,470
Don't be shitty. I'm just...
509
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:19,110
Proving how much of an epic
fucking bell-end you are.
510
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:22,670
- I'm not in trouble or anything?
- What does trouble even mean, Jenny?
511
00:36:22,720 --> 00:36:25,230
- Oh!
- Curt. Blunt. Terse. Coarse.
512
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:29,280
Yeah, I know what it fucking means.
513
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