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I'm hungry.

Hush now, Cynthia. Let us pray.

Yeah, shut up, brat.

Iris.

Don't talk to your
sister like that.

She's not my real sister
and you're not my mother.

Iris, how dare you say that?

We're all one family now.

I hate this family.

Then why don't you
go find a new one?

Cynthia, don't be a brat.

Cry-baby.

Fraidy Cat!

You know we're trying to make
this new family a happy one?

You owe everyone an apology.

I didn't mean it.

You should tell
that to your sister.

She's not my sister.

Iris!

I can't even say a god
damn prayer in peace.

Eat your supper.

Cynthia!

This is powerful medicine.

Raiding is such an important
experience for the young.

True, but more important,
raiding is sacred.

We are reenacting the ritual grandfather coyote
taught the people in order to humanize us.

Deep-Water, you are
so full of bullshit.

Profound bullshit, but
bullshit nonetheless.

Let´s ride.

Hold it down.

We're trying to meditate.

Let them have their
fun, Deep-Water.

Please stop, stop, stop.

Stop moving.

Cry-baby.

Scaredy cat.

Dammit! You let
Cry-baby get away.

She probably crawled off to die.

What a rookie mistake.

You see kids, the reason we take captives
is to enrich and diversify our bloodline.

If this girl is strong, we'll
adopt her into our tribe.

Some more of your
bullshit? Let's ride.

Hold it right there.
What's going on?

We are refugees seeking asylum.

Senor, these people are illegal
immigrants attempting to flee

the United States of Mexico
without the proper documentation.

I am detaining them.

On what authorityt?

On the authority vested in me,

by the sovereign nation
of Mexico, senor.

He´s our persecutor.

I am Capitán Diego de Alcaraz.

Of la Guardia Rural,

at your service, senor.

Well, I´m Captain Isaac Burton,

Texas Rangers, Company F,

and you ain´t in Mexico no more.

Oh si, senor.

That is the Devil's River

The border is 20
leagues to the north.

The border is where I say it is.

You´re in Texas, son..

This man killed my husband.

He wants to force my son
into his murdering cartel.

And make my daughter a whore.

I place myself and my family
under your protection, senor.

Well you come to the right place, muchacha. Here in the
greatest state in the greatest country in the world,

you can be free and
live with dignity.

And you can get back
on your own side.

But senor,

I am on my side.

You heard the captain.

Now git!

Lo siento, senores. I am sorry,

but my honor forbids it.

My duty to my country
demands I uphold her laws.

Same here, compadre. I
got my duty to perform.

Perdoname, mi capitan.

Begging your pardon,

but you are risking an
international incident.

Now I done told
you to hightail it.

You best get to hightailing,
or fill your hand.

I urge you to consider
diplomacy by friend.

How's that for diplomacy?

Muchas gracias, me jefe.

We don't have to
live in fear anymore.

Our miserable journey is over.

That's right, chica.

All your miseries
are about to be over.

Grab' em boys.

Nice and black. Just
like an Injun´s.

What's going on?

Ain´t we all on the same side.

Me and the boys
were sick and tired

of you're spit and
polish Rangering.

We're quitting company F.

Aren't you familiar with
the penalties for mutiny?

Now you all returned
to your duty,

and we'll forget this breach
of discipline ever happened.

You ain't our boss
no more, Burton.

We done quit.

You can't up and quit on me
in the midst of a patrol.

As a matter of law, Captain,

Mr. Glanton is
technically correct.

Holden, you're the
most pettifogging,

prevaricating son of a
bitch I have ever seen.

You must not spend much
time in Texas courts of law.

Out here, I am the law.

Burton, I fought for Texas.

I fought the Mexicans at San
Jacinto and at Monterrey.

And I rangered for them,

destroyed the Karankawa
and drove out the Tonkawa.

And when I came home and found my wife
and kids like the Apache done them,

when I found them like that,

I swore I'd take the hair
off every Injun I see.

All I asked was to lead a company
of rangers against them. But no.

They send me down to the border

to put down rebellious
peons for the big rancheros.

That's it. I quit.

I'm going into
business for myself.

Well, hell.

I quit too.

What kind of business
you going into, Glanton?

You can't do that.

Scalping's now illegal
in the state of Texas!

I'm afraid that senior
Capitán was correct, Captain.

We're not in Texas.

Oh, Judge?

I said I quit.

Let me get in on a
little bit of the fun.

Sorry, Joe.

The boys don't trust officers,

especially one as
corrupt as you.

No, wait.

I'm not corrupt.

I'm a non-commissioned officer.

I believe they regard that as a
distinction without a difference.

Quit your bitchin', Joe.

Your sergeant's pay brings
you up to $13 a month.

That's more than you can spend.

You wanna get in
on the fun, Holden?

I consider this not
mere entertainment,

but a sacral ceremony.

We are enacting
the primordial rite

that gave rise to modern man.

That's some rare
bullshit, Judge.

Hey, they're little baby.

Hey, Dick.

For your collection.

Thank you.

Dynamite!

You are not setting us
afoot away out here.

Lamentably, we must part thus.
Seen from our point of view,

You will concede the necessity.

We are going to perish
in this wilderness.

We will start walking.

We have to report this
mutiny to Major Adamson.

Major Adamson?

That's got to be
50 miles or more.

Almost finished.

I look funny

We give you a man's hairstyle for your naming
ceremony because you have chosen the Warriors' path.

Your name will be
strong and brave.

Hmm.

What will my name be?

Soon, you will know.

Come, my child.

Welcome to the naming ceremony
for my favorite daughter.

She's your only daughter,
Coughing-Buffalo. So far

That's my son.

Come forward, daughter.

When my daughter first came
among us, she was an orphan

and an immigrant. But she showed such courage and
endurance, that we inducted her into our tribe.

We are the last free
band of Comanche.

All the rest are on the lists in that
terrible prison they call a reservation,

a desert with nothing
to eat or drink.

And our numbers are so few.

Today my daughter chooses to walk the warrior's
path, to help us stave off annihilation

at the hands of the foreigners, the newcomers,
the savage, barbarian list-checkers.

Granddaughter, have you
chosen the Warriors' Path?

Yes, Grandfather.

Then you will need a name
full of strength and courage.

Granddaughter, you
came to us from afar,

born to a savage race
of strange creatures,

born devil and human.

But here among us, you have
become one of the people.

You bring new blood
to mingle with ours,

to enrich and strengthen us,

and to increase the
fertility of our tribe.

For this, we honor,
love and respect you,

and wish to give you a
name that will show you

that respect.

Yes, Grandfather.

We all know the magical
fertility of mother coyote.

When plenty coyotes
inhabit the land,

mother coyote only
wipes one or two pops.

But when the foreigners come with their guns and
their traps and their poison and their lists,

and many coyotes are massacred, then
the mother whelps 10, 11, or 12 pups

to replace those
who were killed.

Granddaughter, you will bring life to the
Comanche just as the fertile mother coyote

brings life to her kind.

To confer her powers on to you,
we will give you a powerful name.

Fertile Vagina of
a Mother Coyote.

What's wrong with you?

The ants.

What ants?

Driving me crazy,

running up and down my arm.

You ain't got no arm.

Whatever happened
to your arm, Lefty?

Got shot by aKioway,

tommyhawked.

Started to rot, and
the ants got to it.

Had to cut it off.

By yourself?

Yeah,

and them ants ain't
never stopped,

biting and stinging
and burning like fire.

Whatcha writing in
that book, Judge?

This limestone is
from the Cretaceous.

That's 60 million years ago.

Never went far in my cyphering,

that sounds like a lot.

That was the end of the
age of the dinosaurs.

What's a dinosaur?

They were giant dragons
that roamed the earth.

That's more your
bullshit, Judge.

Their bones are in these rocks.

Why do you care so much
about rocks and bones?

That's geology, son.

The earth is full
of untold treasure.

You've got to dig for
gold, diamonds, petroleum.

What's that?

A kind of oil that
burns real hot.

I don't know. Seems like pretty
poor country to me, Judge.

The land of the Jola,
my people, is very fat.

We grow more rice
than we can eat.

Looks can be deceiving.
There's flint in these rocks.

We don't need no arrowhead.

It's true that the value of the
land is in the eye of the beholder.

The Comanche fought
for this land.

Howdy, Judge.

Well, hello my dear.

Do I know you?

No, but I know you.

Then you have me
at a disadvantage.

I can guess why you're here.

Dead Comanches.

Well we're scalp takers and
widow makers from way back.

There's one last pack of wild Comanche, camped
somewhere on the headwaters of the Devil's River,

and I want them dead.

The whole pack?

All but one.

There's a white
woman among them.

I want her.

Who is she?

My sister.

And who are you?

They call me the Devil
with Eyes like Frost.

I know what the Comanche call
you, what's your right name?

Your white name?

Iris.

Thus, your fondness for
the family Iridaceae.

Indeed.

And are you also a messenger of
the gods who rides the rainbow

betwixt heaven and earth?

No, Amigo.

I come from hell.

A little tonic to keep
off the rheumatism, Padre.

I'm sure the good Lord would
never object to little tincture,

especially when it's
for medicinal purposes.

Things sure have changed since
the old days, haven't they Padre?

You got that right.

Why, there is not but one band of wild
Comanches in this whole part of the country.

All the rest are on the
reservations, thank God.

They say there's a
white woman among them.

So I've heard.

She must have been a captive in that
last big raid on the settlements.

What was that?

It must be ten years ago.

Yeah, about that.

You know, part of
me admires them.

They are a very spiritual
people, very traditional.

And I love their sense of humor.

Me too.

I came to admire them
when I rode with Quannah.

But, you know, I sure don't miss
their heathenish, murdering ways.

Something ain't quite right.
You kill off all the Comanches,

it's just like killing the
buffalo or the coyotes.

It changes the whole ecology,
and not for the better.

Sometimes, even when you
do everything you can,

there's nothing you can do.

You see, Granddaughter, the wind, the rocks, the
water and the animals are your brothers and sisters,

your family.

They want to know you.

If you listen, they
will talk to you.

Then you need never fear them.

What you fear, you will destroy.

But these newcomers, these
foreigners, they never listen.

They never talk to the animals.

They never talk to the wind,
the water, or the rocks.

They never even talk to people.

They just put them on their
lists and they destroy them.

I will listen, Grandfather

Now, Coyote Woman, you have one challenge
remaining on your warrior's path.

What is that, Father?

Your spirit quest.

All alone, you will travel a long
journey to the Devil's Sinkhole.

There you will fast and
pray for three sun-ups.

Then your spirit animal
will come to you.

This is your totem,

the guide of your spirit.

Listen carefully and he will
bring you powerful medicine.

Father, I will go to the Devil's
Sinkhole and seek my medicine.

Where are you going?

I too must undertake
a spirit quest.

My brother, go not again among
the foreigners, the newcomers.

Their spirits are toxic,

But their medicine is powerful.

My name is
She-Who-Rides-The-Wind.

In your warrior spirit will be the speed, the power,
and the lethal strength of the female red-tailed hawk.

Now, look into the water.

We don't want any that horse
piss. Give us the good stuff.

This is the good stuff.

Judge, what are you
writing in that notebook?

Notes.

And so, mine host, I prithee,
how came you by your cognomen?

What's that, Judge?

Ain't sure I got one.

Hmm, not your anatomy.

It's your nickname.

Why do they call you Poker Bill?

On account I was poking
the fire with a poker

when my old woman cussed
me one too many times.

So I beat her to death with it.

That sounds reasonable.

I also play a pretty good
hand to five card stud.

I seek powerful medicine.

On another spirit
quest there, Chief?

Ardent spirits.

Cactus whiskey for you.

Thirstiest Injun I ever saw.

You let redskins
drink in here, Bill?

They have to drink
in the pisser.

That's a mighty
enlightened attitude.

I'll drink right here.

Give me a glass.

Oh, you don't get a glass.

And only bona fide
Americans drink at the bar.

I am American.

You ain't know American.

I was born here.

My father was born here.

And my father's father, too.

Where was your father born?

Scotland.

Wales.

I am a man of the world.

I'm the only real American here.

There's more than a grain of truth
in your assertion, my good man.

Indeed, you are a native of
the North American continent.

Perhaps we should ask
our host to clarify

what he means is only white, male, Christian
citizens of the United States are welcome

to drink here.

You dress like a prophet, but
your words are full of lies.

I shall call you

false prophet.

I'll go find me a nice
clean tree to drink under.

Y'all can drink in the pisser.

The Injun can't hold his
liquor. None of them can.

That's a myth, actually.

The natives' propensity for
drunkenness is more likely

based on the disruption of
their traditional life ways.

That hairs worth money.

Two dollars.

Two dollars. Last
time you give five.

That's before someone flooded the
market and the bottom fell out.

Hardly seem worth the
trouble for one scalp.

Maybe he'll lead us to his pack.

Now, I'd give you
good money for that.

I hear there's a white
woman among them.

That might be worth something.

The governor pays top
dollar for wild women.

We need to track us an Injun.

You look different, daughter.

What did you see in your vision?

The sky on fire and
the face of judgment.

And your spirit animal?

Say hello.

Coughing-Buffalo.
Hello, old friend.

She-Who-Rides-the-Wind,
I know you.

I see vision too.

Yeah.

What?

The False Prophet.

I'm not afraid of him.

Only a stupid person
is not afraid of him.

You drink the foreigner's toxic
water, it makes you stupid.

You're not Deep-Water anymore.

You're Stupid-Water.

I'm not drunk.

Kids nowadays. No patience.
No focus. I'll show you.

Grandfather, teach me.

Patience and focus.

Wow.

You boys set afoot again?

Yes sir.

You're fault again,
Sergeant Joseph?

No sir.

Maybe the other times, but
today it ain't my fault.

So, what happened?

Well sir, Glanton and Holden and the
rest of Company F up and quit on us.

They can't do that.

Well, they did.

Then right before our eyes, they slaughtered a bunch of
helpless Mexican asylum-seekers and took their scalps.

Said they're going
into the hair business.

Texas has more sun
than any other state.

We have beautiful
sunrises and sunsets,

and in between lots
of sons of bitches.

And that JJ Glanton is one
natural born son of a bitch.

I reckon you're right, Major.

Damn right, I'm right.

The war on the Comanche is over.

We've got to stop that whoreson
before he starts it up again.

And that's your
assignment, Captain.

There's only one surviving band
of free Comanches out there.

And you've got to save them.

Sir.

We're a Comanche killers,

and you want us to save them.

Damn right.

What about recruits?

Sorry,

Company F will take the
field under strength.

Just the two of us?

Company F for fucked.

Yes sir Major, we'll bring in
that son of a bitch dead or alive.

I prefer dead and leave
him where he lies.

I prefer not to look on
that rotten bastard more.

Let the buzzards have him.

You can count on us.
He's as good as dead.

Well, what are you waiting for?

What about replacement mounts?

I'm afraid not. Not
a horse to be had.

The governor up in Austin is
holding back our supplies.

He seems to think letting
outlaws wipe out the Comanches

will help his chances
for a re-election.

Every warrior
needs a good horse.

This horse is trouble.

Trouble?

Yeah.

So far, nobody's been
able to ride him.

If you can ride him, he's yours.

He's never done that before.

I'll call him Trouble.

Talk to him now.

And listen.

He wants to be your friend.

Howdy boys, y'all look thirsty.

Why don't you belly up to the
bar and take a drink or 20 or 30?

Except for him.

Who?

Niggers drink in the
latrine, just like Injuns.

Hey ain't no nigger.
You a nigger, Dick.

I am no nigger.

Is he a nigger, boys?

You think I'm so full of shit I can't
see what's right in front of me?

In Africa he's the king of
the Jola people. Right, Dick?

Yes, but the role is more
spiritual than secular.

Among my people, we
have no rich or poor,

no distinction of class.

We are all equal, all family.

So we have no need of
rulers, only wise counselors.

Well, I don't care
what he is in Africa.

Here in America, he's nothing
but a plain old nigger.

Where are you from, Lefty?

I'm from Serbia.

Where the hell is that?

Eastern Europe.

Beautiful country.

Belgrade is beautiful.

Do you speak any Serbian?

Nah, my parents brought me
over here when I was a baby.

It's a beautiful language.

The language of love.

How do you know Serbian?

I learned it from a lovely
little Serbian lass.

Of course you did.

What about you, Monkey?

Where are you from?

I'm a half-Siamese.

Do you speak Siamese?

Or half-Siamese?

I used to try when I was a kid.

But mama couldn't stand the way
I have mangled the language.

So I stood at,
cut my tongue out.

Cut off the inside of my
mouth pretty bad, too.

Before I managed to, you know.

Choke her to death.

Good night, mama.

You speak Siamese too?

Naturally.

How do you learn Simese?

From a Siamese guy.

I couldn't learn Siamese
from 10 Siamese guys.

You know African too.

It's Wolof.

In Mandinka, the name of
his tribe means "payback."

Whatever you do to
them, they'll do to you,

good.

Or bad.

Bill, allow me to introduce Dick
Johnson, known as Johnson's Dick,

before he killed his
slavemaster, Johnson.

Now, whatever
demographic category

You try to classify him in.

He's a valued colleague.

What the hell did you just say?

He's one of us.
Have a drink, Dick.

Not in this establishment.

What are you going
to do? Shoot him?

I'm not armed.

You ain't got a shotgun
behind that bar.

What do you got?

Knives it is, then.

I don't want to fight you, Dick.

All righty, then..

Free drinks for everyone!

Who we're gonna
sell our scalps now?

That's a good question,
considering you just killed him.

To the governor.

Bill is just a middleman,

and then there's
that white girl.

All right, drink up, boys.

When the whiskey's
gone, we ride.

Why so sleepy, Morning-Star?

Women work twice as
hard as men all day.

Then they expect us
to work all night too.

Girl, I heard that.

Why does the woman's
life have to be so hard?

It's just like your namesake, Mother
Coyote. Women are the source of everything.

Men are all talk, aren't they?

But if you're lucky, you can
find one that's fun in bed.

And they give us babies.

I don't think I want a baby.

But you must have babies.
Your blood is strong.

You must bring you blood to the Comanche,
just like Mother Coyote, granddaughter.

I think I'd prefer
to be with a woman.

Oh, you can be with whomever you
want, but you still must have babies.

You go again?

You drink up your dignity.

But I still have my pride.

What's for breakfast?

Jerky.

Company coming.

And they don't look good.

Death comes for breakfast.

They have a white flag.

I've seen too many
white flags turn red.

We come in peace.

No white-eye ever come
around here in peace.

What do you want with us?

We have nothing to steal.

You stole it already.

Ordinarily, we're in
the hair business.

But today, we
don't come to take.

We come to buy.

We've got nothing to sell.

What about Coyote Cunt?

Coyote Woman?

She's not for sale.

She's not a dog or a horse.

We want to re-socialize
her, Chief.

Bring her back to
her own people.

I am Comanche.

I would never return
to a nation of savages.

That's your final word.

We have nothing more to say.

Well then, guess
we'll just take her.

Try, and you'll get this
tomahawk in your ass.

You look white,

but you got a tongue
on you like a Comanche.

I'd hate to have to cut it off.

Bloody cunt!

Get´em boys!

Looks like you're
the last one left.

You're the chief now.

Grandfather,
grandfather, grandfather.

You stay here.

Godammit!

We're too late to save them.

I don't know, partner.

They look kind of safe to me.

We failed to do
our duty, dammit.

Let's see if there's
any hair left.

Looks like Glanton's work.

They're deader than hell.

The only good kind of Injun.

Take it easy, partner.

You killed my people.

No. We're Texas Rangers
sent here to save you.

Rangers? Save Comanches?

I find that hard to believe.

It was our duty.

Well, you sure did a great job.

Who sent you?

Major Adamson.

Major Adamson?

I know him.

We rode with Quannah.

He never put the
people on the list.

And who are you?

Chief Stupid-Water.

Well, you don't look
like no damn chief.

Well, with the
exception of one kid,

I'm the only one
left of my tribe.

I guess that makes me chief.

You may not be the only one.
Looks like they took a captive.

Then we must follow,

Funny-Jacket.

The name's Burton.

But you are wearing
a funny jacket.

And you can call me Sticky Joe.

You smell like buffalo piss.

I think I'll call you that.

We best get to moseying if we´re going
to track these murdering bastards down.

Where are your horses?

As it appears, we've
been set afoot.

Rangers, with no horse?

And what about you?

Same story.

A Comanche, without no horse?

Here's the rest of my tribe.

Hold on.

We can't take him
where we're going..

There's a church near the Devil's
Backbone. I know the priest there.

He'll keep the boy safe.

Why like eating
babies so much, Judge?

Because babies are the purest
and most powerful form of life.

You are one sick fuck, Holden.

That's what I like about you.

I'll jerk the liver.

You are all nothing
but disgusting savages.

That's another judgment that
rests in the eye of the beholder.

We're not doing anything your people
haven't done for a hundred centuries.

Only we do it better.

That's right, boys. Celebrate.

You look like a bunch of ancient
Greeks, dancing for the gods.

Only we don't bow down
to no goddamn God.

We are the gods of
our own religion.

A religion without Gods.

What separates us from the
savages is our idealism.

What redeems us is our
dedication to an idea.

Not some sentimental pretense, but an
unwavering faith in an actionable ideal.

And our idea is-

kill all the bastards.

Say boss, why don't we
give this bitch a try?

I'll go first.

Now go easy, boys. We don't want to damage her.
Sh's worth money to the governor up in Austin.

I will cut your liver into tiny pieces and
feed it to my pet coyote while you watch.

I like to see that.

I go no farther.

Why are we stopping here?

I stay well clear of these
places of primitive superstition.

But this is Father
Padre's Church.

You call tis a church?

Looks more like a bat cave.

Father Padres is a good friend.

The cub will be safe here.

That's all right for the child,
but I'm a powerful shaman.

Wait, where are you going?

I must walk my own
path, Funny-Jacket.

On my spirit quest.

We should stick together,
we're stronger together.

When the moment
comes, I'll be there.

That's a whole lot of Texas out
there. How would you find us?

By smell, Buffalo-Piss.

Isaac, my son!

God just answered my prayers.

Howdy, Father Padre.

I ain't seen you
in a coon's age.

I know!

What brings you all
the way out here?

Our duty.

Of course.

And who are your friends?

This here is Sergeant Joseph,
and this scamp is a Comanche.

Somehow he managed to escape
JJ Glanton's latest outrage.

Is that godless son of a
bitch on the war path again?

Wiped out the last free Comanche
band, took their scalps and a captive.

We're trailing him now.

Jesus is merciful,
but God is vengeful.

Let us pray.

Oh Lord our God, to whom
vengeance belongeth,

Show thyself.

We beseech you to visit your wrath
and your fury upon the blasphemer

JJ Glanton and his unholy crew.

Even as you rained your eternal
fire on Sodom and Gomorrah,

Even as you slew the
Amalekites and the Midianites

and the Canaanites and the
Philistines and the Ammonites

to the number of 253,113.

In nomine Patris et Filli, et
Spiritus and the third one.

Amen.

Well, is there anything
else I can do for you?

Can I leave this polliwogl
here with you for safe-keeping

while we deliver God's
vengeance to Glanton.

I will be happy to take
care of the little fella.

He will be safe here.

He's in the
protection to God now.

You don't have a spare
horse, do you, Padre?

Or, I reckon too.

I don't even have one horse.

Them fellas at the Vatican,

don't think much about us
missionaries out here on the frontier.

Well, thanks anyway.

I guess we're gonna walk all night
to steal a march on those fellas.

Walk all night?

We already walked
all goddamn day.

Sorry, Padre.

I hate walking.

Just do your duty, Joe.

Bless you.

Bless me.

Can't make up your mind?

What, what brings you to this
holy place at this time, my son?

What could bring anyone to
this rotting pile any time,

day or night?

This is a house
of God, my child.

Well, he sure chose an
awful place to live.

Well, we are all
children of God.

What are you seeking?

Oh, I'm not seeking.
I'm finding.

I want the child.

Ah, the baby Jesus.

No, the Comanche whelp.

Oh, now he isn't
an innocent child.

This is a sanctuary.

If this place is
so goddamn sacred,

then how come you're
hiding that devil's spawn?

Who are you and
what do you want?

I want that despicable
maggot that the rangers left.

What are you gonna do with him?

I just want to gut him,
castrate him, scalp him,

and slit his little baby throat.

Barbecue his ribs,

jerk his liver.

No, no, no, no, he is a child.

Hey, brat.

Come out, come out
wherever you are.

Or else I'm gonna cut the
padre into little pieces.

Oh, Jesus Christ, have mercy.

No one ever had mercy on me.

I was a child once too.

And it was his filthy kind

that killed my parents.

And raped me.

You see this?

When I went back to my own kind,

they called me an Indian whore.

Used.

Dirty.

They beat me, spit on me,
tard and feathered me.

No one ever had mercy on me.

I am a man of God. I
loathe violence. I shun it.

But the wrath of God sleeps in every man
and you are about to awaken it in me.

This is God's gun.

You created your God
in the image of a gun?

Run, child! Run and hide!

You're a priest,

so you probably don't have
any balls for me to cut off.

You're mighty good
with that knife.

I learned from the best.

The Comanche.

Who else?

Oh, and Holden.

The child is mine.

Kill him all you want.

I get the liver.

Don't even think about sleep,
Joe. We've got 'em now.

We ain't got shit, Captain.

I guess you forgot. We're
a little bit outnumbered.

I'll say we rush 'em.

Okay. I'll tell you what,
you go ahead and rush them.

I'm gonna stay right here
and take a little nap

until you figure
out an actual plan.

Howdy! I've got a plan.

It'll never work.

It's already working.

Hey, monkey.

What do you want, bitch?

Come here.

Why?

I want to poke your eye out.

You are a wild woman.

Maybe I'll come over there
and poke you somewheres else.

She killed me!

You ain't dead.

What'd you do,

fall asleep?

No, I had my eye on
her the whole time.

Where'd she go?

How should I know.
She poked my eye out.

He's still got one,
that's all you need.

All right, boys.
Let's cut trail.

That's my money out there.

What about me?

The judge will fix you up.

What?

You, you, you, you ain't
no doctor, get off of me!

Stupid-Water, I
thought you were dead.

How'd you escape the massacre?

I was on a spirit quest.

More white man spirit?

Never mind.

How did you find this here?

I smelled something
like buffalo piss.

Who are your friends?

Funny-Jacket.

Buffalo piss.

I can see how you got that name.

That's actually not my name.

I'm actually Sticky Joe.

Well nice to meet you.

I'm Fertile Vagina
of Mother Coyote.

That's actually kind of hot.

We're Texas Rangers.

Major Adamson sent us to save
your tribe, but we're too late.

Let's get out of here.
They'll be on our trail.

Know any place where we
can set up a nice ambush?

I know a place.

Only one way in and one way out.

The Tomb of the Ancient Ones.

Yeah.

The trail goes
where no horse will-

across the Devil's Backbone.

Awesome.

Dammit!

She's got reinforcements.

Somebody help me out here!

Ah! Dammit! Take
it easy, will you?

Ah!

That was easy.

Glanton, what happened?

Damn bitch got clean away.

You had her! You had her and
you let her get away! Follow me!

Well, this will do.

Nice.

I'll be back.

Where are you going?

Spirit quest.

Who were these people?

The ancient ones.

No one knows their
name, or how they died.

They vanished long before
our people came here.

That's weird.

You all try to get some
sleep, I'll take first watch.

Well, don't you feel
a little grateful?

For what?

For what? Well, for one,
I saved you're life.

I saved your life Buffalo-Piss.
You can put your dick away.

You know? This is
an ungrateful world.

Get up! Get out! It's an ambush!

Hi, Sis. Long time no see.

You're not my sister.

I see, you found friends.

Glanton, you murdering son of a bitch.
Drop your guns. You're under arrest.

You hear that boys?
We're under arrest!

Actually I was going to
invite you to join us.

Sorry. We have to take you in.

I'll roll with you boys.

Sorry, Joe. Just kidding.
We don't trust officers,

Even none-commissioned ones.

I'll come on, man.

You know I can lift hair
has good as these boys.

One wrong move and you're all out
of the hair business for good.

Shooting a prisoner in
custody is against the law.

That's a good look for you.

I'm going to poke your eye
out and skull fuck you!

We'll see who skull fucks whom.

It's getting late now.

Why don't we take our
friends for a little walk?

Since you all are siding with the
traditional Native American Plains cultures,

I thought you'd appreciate
taking a little Comanche walk.

What are those four?

You ever heard of a sun dance?

How could you do this
to your old compadres?

You're traitors. You took
up with the Comanches.

And with them, it's
war to the knife.

The war is over.

War is never over.

The history of man is
the history of war.

As long as there are humans

on this earth,
there will be war.

And even if there aren't

humans around, we'd make
war on earth herself.

War is the ultimate
expression of religion,

economy, science, technology,

the pinnacle of political life.

War is what ultimately
makes us human.

And on top of everything,

war is a whole hell
of a lot of fun.

I've always wondered which one
of you was the better ranger.

I ain't fighting
Joe. He's my partner.

No worry, partner.

What are you waiting for?

Quit fucking around!

Get him, Sticky!

I thought you were rangers!

Son of a bitch!

Bravo!

I always thought you were
a better man than Burton..

So, now can I join your outfit?

You can join him!

Now, what are we
gonna do with you?

We could crucify her.

That's a good idea, Judge.
But we ain't got no nails.

The Romans mostly used rope to
bind their victims to the cross.

Howdy, old timer.

Why, howdy Deep-Water.

I haven't seen you since
we rode with Quannah.

They call me Stupid-Water now.

Too many spirit quests?

Yeah.

You got any?

The good stuff, huh?

What brings you here?

Trouble.

You lool just like my wife,

last time I've seen her.

You can join her in heaven,
if you believe in that shit.

Go to hell!

Been there, done that.

Got anything to eat?

Jerky.

What kind?

Baby liver.

Never mind.

What are you doing
there, Holden?

Taking your likeness?

Why, are you some
kind of pervert?

To eternalize you.

I'm supposed to be flattered?

You're among the
last of the Comanche,

even though you're not really a
Comanche, biologically speaking.

I am a Comanche Woman.

Comanche is not about blood.

Comanche is a way
of life, a culture,

in every way
superior to your own.

Who am I to judge?

You will die with that
smile on your face.

Who wouldn't want to die
with a smile of satisfaction?

When you die, the
satisfaction will be mine.

I don't know what
you're so angry about.

Your place in American
history is assured.

You'll go down on the books as a heroic
example of resistance to oppression.

Of course, you're a catastrophe,
a monumental failure.

But through that holocaust,

comes the birth of
this new country,

the United States of America.

You are so full of shit.

And you know what's so funny
about heroism, resistance,

oppression, failure,
catastrophe, holocaust?

Humanity will repeat its
error over and over again.

Humans are so predictable.

I hope you like it.

You couldn't have
cut the other one?

I've never shot
four arrows at once.

I don't have the
focus and patience.

Where have you been?

Wait. Spirit quest?

Yeah.

Shit.

You remember what I
told you about your eye,

Monkey boy?

I didn't believe you.

A Comanche never
breaks her word.

Good shot.

Now I'll lead you to Trouble.

I say we have enough
trouble already.

No, Trouble.

Your horsese, I found him.

Oh!

Hi, Trouble.

I missed you.

And now we split up.

I go to the Devil's
River crossing.

You lead them to me.

We trap them.

But first, go to Major Adamson.

How do you know Major Adamson?

Spirit quest.

He has powerful medicine.

I was wrong.

About what?

She is a true Comanche
woman after all.

She run off our horses!

Godammit!

Set afoot in his god
forsaken wilderness!

I'm sick of this shit.

You all are playing
a loser's game,

and I'm out of here. Good luck.

Buena suerte. Adios, amigos.

Arrivederci.

Auf wiedersehen.

Aloha and sayonara.

Congratulations, Glanton.

You're now Comanche prey.

I ain't no one's prey, bitch.

Keep telling yourself that.

I know you, Deep-Water.

They call me Stupid-Water now.

You look really pathetic now.

Where is she?

In your ass!

This is going to be fun.

And you tought me all about fun.

May waters ran deep.

The foreign spirit
made me stupid.

In the cry of the coyote,

the breath of the wind,

in the grass,

my spirit...

Will haunt the land.

Trouble, old pal.
You´re looking good.

How´s it hanging, old stud?

You know each other?

We've met.

And you must be Coyote Woman.

Stupid-Water's told
me a lot about you.

All good, of course.

He said you have
strong medicine-

for a white eye, and a woman.

Sounds like him.

Is everything going to plan?

How'd you know about the plan?

We worked it out when he came
here on his spirit quest.

He drank all my whiskey-

the good stuff.

He said you have
powerful medicine.

The best.

Dynomite.

Fucking Son of a...

I can't fucking believe it!

Fucking whore!

Kill the bitch!

We're gonna kill the bitch!

Comanche whore.

She got us outdone
in every move.

I say we split up
and outfflank her.

I don't think so.

Since when do you
do the thinking?

Like the Judge said,
this is a loser's game.

And I quit.

You can't quit.

Let him quit.

Dick, what the hell
are you thinking?

I'm thinking,

why split the money if I
can take this bitch myself.

You wouldn't shoot
me, would you?

After everything we've
been through together.

Fucking bitch!

Howdy, Glanton,

you mutinous son of a whore.

If I let go with this thing,

there won't be enough of you
left to put in my tobacco pouch.

At least you're not a Comanche.

Don't be so sure.

Hold him here, Major,
till I get back.

I've got to check
on Stupid-Water.

You´re working with her?

We're working together.

A white man and a Comanche!

Yeah, and you better
get used to it.

I knew those men were
no match for you, Sis.

Neither are you. And I'm
not your sister, remember?

It's too bad you missed
Deep-Water's barbecue.

He was marinated in bourbon,

the good stuff.

You have a great sense of humor.

Not as good as the Comanche.

Come on. You can do it!

You´re a big girl now!

Now strike!

Fraidy cat.

You ain't no Comanche Woman.

Cry-baby!

Where is Glanton?

We brought him along.

Me and Stinky.

Stinky!

I thought you did
in the massacre.

Thanks for bringing this
whoreson. You saved me a trip.

Shee looks like a porcupine.

Let´s take a little walk.

A Comanche walk.

Wait..Waht are you doing?

Stop! No!

Now walk.

Give him hell.

Slowly.

For Grandfather.

For mother.

This is for my people.

Nice hair.

That´s a good look for you.

I wasn´t done.

You´ve had your revenge.

Not quite.

Look to the south.

Beastly hot.

Well, what is your
judgement, Mr. Beadle?

This is a rollicking
tale, Judge,

but why did we have to meet
in this god-forsaken country?

I love Mexico:

The weather, the
food, the senoritas.

It wouldn´t be because you´re
wanted by the law in Texas?

You read the book, Erastus.

It reads like a
dime novel to me.

And you´re the hero.

That´s how it turned out.

I´m concerned about the ending.

Can´t we punch it up?

We need something
more explosive.

It´s true to history.

I can´t change the past.

And history will repeat itself.

Humans are so predictable.

Very well.

I take ship this
afternoon to Washington.

I´m sure the president
will love it.

I can wire you the money.

Excellent, my good man.

Allow me, madame.

Who´s smiling now, Holden?

Satisfied?

Satisfied.