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[Mouse squeaks]
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[Penguins chirp]
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[Screeches]
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[All cheering]
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[Screeches]
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[Quacks]
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I "Adventure Time" J“
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I Come on, grab your friends J“
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J“ We're going to
very distant lands J“
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J“ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human I
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J“ The fun will never end J“
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I It's "Adventure Time" I
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[Imitating siren]
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[Creaki]
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[Screams]
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— BUBBLEGUM: Okay, how about now?
—[CIang]
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FINN: Yeah, I can feel it.
But there's a little delay.
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BUBBLEGUM: Hmm.
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— How about now?
—[CIang]
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Now I felt it
before you hit me.
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Whoa! Really?!
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Ha ha!
Just kidding!
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It's fine.
It's fine.
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Come on, now.
This is serious.
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And expensive.
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I've been working
on this new arm
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since the last time
this happened,
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so please don't blow it up
so fast this time.
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[Chuckles]
We'll see.
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Honestly, though, this doesn't
even feel that weird now.
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I mean, maybe it's 'cause it
already happened once before,
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but I don't know.
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It feels like normal, I guess.
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[Banana Guard clears throat]
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FINN:
I mean, I know it's "serious."
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—[Susan groans]
— FINN: Jake and Susan
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and Rattleballs
all got pretty banged up.
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But for me, I guess it's like...
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I don't know.
It feels right or something.
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What's weird, though,
is that grass guy.
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Kinda rubs me
the wrong way, that one.
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Yes, the mysterious grass guy.
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Tell me again what happened with
the two of you this morning.
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[Inhales exhaIes deeply]
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Okay, so, as you know...
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after Susan had gone crazy
and kicked Jake's butt,
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my grass arm got steamed
and kicked her butt.
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Then it ran off and merged butts
with my Finn Sword...
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and turned into this guy,
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and he starts talking smack!
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Mah! Maaaaah!
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What?!
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Mah! Mah!
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Hey, man, you stay back!
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Eeyuh!
Muh eeyuh!
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— Muh eeyuh!
— Hey! I—I said stay back, man!
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I seen what you did to Susan!
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[Susan groaning]
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[Straining]
Susan's...ce
ls...are on fire.
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Susah!
Susah?!
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Hey!
[Panting]
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Stop!
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[Both grunting]
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BOTH: You leave her alone,
you weirdo!
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Susan's my friend!
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Fruh...freh...
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— Friend.
— What?!
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Huh?
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I said, "What?"
What did you say?
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"Whu?"
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Oh. Okay.
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My ears weren't working before
for some reason.
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Or my mouth.
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[Chuckles]
Sorry about that.
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Also, why are you
dressed like me?
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Get a life, man.
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What?! You're dressed like me,
man! Geez!
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Anyway, you just keep your hands
off of Susan, guy.
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Susan?
Can you hear me?
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It's Finn.
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Susan?
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Owwww!
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No touch.
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—[Gasps]
— FINN: Oh. Sorry.
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[Susan groaning]
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You keep your hands
off of my friend!
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What are you on abou—
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Aaah! Whoa!
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—[Thud]
— Oof!
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Don't worry, Susan!
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[Both grunting]
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All right, all right!
Enough!
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Truce, truce!
[Groans]
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[Both panting]
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Sorry, dawg, but I can't
let you hurt Susan.
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[Growls]
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I wasn't gonna hurt her!
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I was protecting her from you!
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Me? But...I'm Finn Mertens, man.
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I'm 100% hero.
Everyone knows that.
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What?!
I'm Finn Mertens!
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Tsk, tsk, tsk.
Sorry, man.
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I mean, I'm flattered,
but...come on.
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No, you come on!
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JAKE: Finn!
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Hold on, buddy!
I'm coming!
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[Inhales deeply]
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Jake! Boy, am I glad to see you!
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This bozo keeps saying he's me.
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Why don't you set him straight
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and tell him
who the real Finn is.
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That one.
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What?
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Yeah, I don't know what you are.
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Some kind of
demon—plant thing, probably.
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But I ——
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Beating up on my poor brother
like some kind of demon!
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—[Gasps]
— FINN: Yeah!
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Show us your true form, demon!
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Yeah, show us!
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BOTH: [Chanting]
Show us! Show us!
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Show us! Show us!
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[Chuckles]
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[Grunts] Oof!
Whoa!
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Yeah, it's a real mess out here.
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We're gonna need
the huge ambulance.
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Yeah, no.
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No.
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No, the huge ——
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Put Banana Guard number 2
on the phone.
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Well, go get him!
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All right, all right.
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I think I've heard
just about enoughhhhh...
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to know that I need
to hear that all over again.
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Why don't you
take it from the top?
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Okay, so, as you know...
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GRASS FINN; Hey, BMO.
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[Screams]
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[Gasping, whimpering]
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[Rapid footsteps]
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BMO?
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[Popll
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Oh, hey!
My nose is back.
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[Sniffing]
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Mmm!
Stinks good in here.
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[Sniffs]
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It's got that "big boy" musk.
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Socks, trash, butt,
all the stinks of home.
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Ha!
Hey, what are you doing?
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Get out of here!
Ha!
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Man, I remember that day.
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That was when BMO
lost control of the tank.
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[Chuckles]
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Oh.
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Mm—hmm.
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Ha!
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Aw—.
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BANDIT PRINCESS:
Hey! Give me that!
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What the crease?!
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You gonna get it now, dude!
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That's the Grass Sword!
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Hyah!
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What the hey?
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Oh, no.
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No, no, no.
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[Groans]
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I hate this.
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I liked it before.
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SPIDER;
I Is waiting for the rising I
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Who are you?
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SPIDER:
Oh, you know, a curse.
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An emissary from beyond.
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Some kind
of grass octopus spider.
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[Screams]
Grass Demon!
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You're making me nervous, dude.
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N No!
0, no, no!
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SPIDER:
Don't worry about me.
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[Straining]
I am worrying about you!
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Dude, stop this!
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SPIDER: It's okay. Ijust
gotta do something here.
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One sec.
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FINN: Okay, just one more
[Muffled] second.
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So, how are you today?
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I'm good.
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I want out of here, though.
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I've pretty much done
all I can do in here.
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You and me, we could do
a lot better out there.
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I want out, too.
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Let's do it.
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Wait, do you mean out of the
sword or out of the cocoon?
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[Chuckles]
Okay. I get it.
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When we get out of here,
let me do the talking.
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[Groans]
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FINN: And then you asked me
to take it from the top.
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So...that guy is definitely
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an alternate—reality
evil doppelganger, right?
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Huh.
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No.
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He's not even
from a different timeline.
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Finn, he's just you.
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Yeah, you say that, but I’m me.
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— So he's ——
—[TeIephone rings]
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BMO?
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—[Glass shattering]
— News flash, hotshot.
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You're in the house,
and you're made out of grass,
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and you're breaking my china,
and I'm scared!
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What?!
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This grass guy's scaring BMO!
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Let's get him!
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Waaaaaaaaah!
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I've got a crush on Jake.
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[OId—timey music playing]
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Oh, no, no, no.
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I...can't...get...
anything right!
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[Screams]
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[Music continues, muted]
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[Music slows]
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JAKE:
Hey, weedy!
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Hey.
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Just let me suck around
a bit, okay, man?
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No way, buster!
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You're hurting BMO!
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I'm okay!
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Geeeeeeet outta here!
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Come on, Finn!
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Jake, uh, I'm still
processing all this.
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JAKE:
United front!
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Okay.
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[Groans]
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You scare BMO.
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You muck up my mom's records.
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You waste my br——
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You waste my breakfast syr—
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Breakfast syrup!
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Hey!
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Look at me when I'm mad!
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Look at my eyes!
They're mad!
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And they have to look in your ——
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Hey! They have to look
in your eyes!
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Take my anger into your face!
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You're a fraud!
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You think you can fake Jake?
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You can't fake Jake!
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Cake, rake, lake,
hamburger steak!
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Oh, man!
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[Inhales deeply]
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Oh!
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[Panting]
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You're a chum—bait!
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Jake, no!
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It's for fishing, BMO!
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It's something
that fishermen use!
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And he is one!
He's a chum—bait!
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FINN: Hey!
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Grass—me, do you want
a Finn cake?
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But...
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only Finns get Finn cakes.
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That's true.
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[Sniffs]
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Wait.
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[Sniffs deeply]
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That's that good sugary trash,
like a big boy likes.
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Oh, geez.
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I really
fell off the horse here.
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Maybe I'm not who I am.
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00:10:20,949 --> 00:10:21,938
Sure we are.
267
00:10:21,992 --> 00:10:24,233
[Chuckles]
Weird days, man.
268
00:10:24,244 --> 00:10:25,984
Give me a minute to catch up.
269
00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:27,109
[Sniffles]
270
00:10:27,246 --> 00:10:30,989
Hey, you gonna eat
that BMO cake?
271
00:10:31,084 --> 00:10:32,244
[Tink!]
272
00:10:35,087 --> 00:10:36,497
[Kch! Kch! Kch!]
273
00:10:36,630 --> 00:10:39,337
My hands are still tacky
from breakfast syrup.
274
00:10:39,382 --> 00:10:41,338
Hey, do you think
Grass Finn's loco?
275
00:10:41,383 --> 00:10:42,873
I think he'll be okay.
276
00:10:42,968 --> 00:10:45,755
He just needs a place to crash
while he figures some stuff out.
277
00:10:46,888 --> 00:10:48,094
Okay.
278
00:10:48,139 --> 00:10:49,379
[Snoring]
279
00:10:53,394 --> 00:10:55,009
[Snoring]
280
00:10:56,898 --> 00:11:03,109
I Is waiting for the rising... I
281
00:11:07,241 --> 00:11:11,530
I Come along with me I
282
00:11:11,620 --> 00:11:15,533
I And the butterflies and bees I
283
00:11:18,668 --> 00:11:20,750
This party is so crazy!
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