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Shall we do the last scene?

The last scene?

Wait!

I don't think I'm ready yet.

But I'm totally ready.

I can do this with drunk women,

but I really don't do this

with sick women.

I will do everything you want,

but for the time being…

Yeo… Yeo Ha-jun?

It's Kang Ha-jun.

Secretary Kim. You can't show up without notice.

If I just show up here, wouldn't it be for a reason?

Still, how can a secretary...

Wait. Hold on.

Don't tell me that Yeo Ha-jun is…

I mean, that man is Secretary Kim?

Do you not remember Mr. Kim?

I doubt you don't remember me,

Miss Seo Yeon-seo.

So you're saying that you are really…

I'm Kim Do-gyeom.

You know the employees don't eat your sausages, right?

People got sick of eating it after just a few weeks,

but I had to endure it for a year.

This is impossible. My Yeo Ha-jun.

My Ha-jun.

I'm Kang Ha-jun.

So it was urgent?

Why else would I be here in this awkward situation?

Then you deal with it!

Sir, did you not hear what I just said?

It's urgent...

If it were, you wouldn't be standing there, would you?

I have something very urgent I need to tend to.

Miss Seo Yeon-seo. Let's go to the hospital first.

This can't be happening.

You're not Do-gyeom.

You're just not. You can't be, got it?

You seduced Kang Ha-jun,

and now you're pretending to be delirious?

You won't go away so easily, will you? Seo Yeon-seo.

Stop the car. I don't need to go to a hospital.

I'm perfectly fine.

Do you know how startled I was just now?

- I thought something was wrong with you... - Something is wrong

with you and not me, Mr. Hater.

I'm pretty sure that hater's name was Bok Gyu-hyun.

That man must have died for real.

And now, I'm being punished for it.

You're "being punished"?

Bok Gyu-hyun, the hater, is Kang Ha-jun,

and my Yeo Ha-jun is Kim Do-gyeom.

This is hell for me.

Wait.

Me being Kang Ha-jun is punishment and hell for you?

I mean,

who on earth is Yeo Ha-jun?

My first love.

I wrote Spice Up Our Love thinking about Yeo Ha-jun.

That's why I used the name "Ha-jun."

But now, I'm stuck in Seo Yeon-seo's body,

and my Yeo Ha-jun is Kim Do-gyeom of all people.

And the man who attacked you online happens to be me, of all people?

You don't believe me, do you?

I do.

I believe everything you say.

Really?

Of course.

Hey! You said you believed me.

How is this believing someone?

You bastard, just you wait until I'm out of here.

You'll break character and face awful situations.

I'll make your life hell!

Will Miss Yeon-seo be okay?

Kang Ha-jun! You're worse than the hater!

What did Director Oh say?

Thankfully, there's no issue with your brain, and your memories are intact.

See? I told you I was perfectly fine.

Do you still not believe me?

I believe you.

Except the parts about the novel and the hater?

- Where are you going? - To my house.

Miss Seo Yeon-seo, do you even have money?

How can I act out a happy ending with the hater

while my first love is right before my eyes?

I have to get out of this world.

But what can I do to get out of here?

We've arrived.

Sir, this isn't the place…

The convenience store… I mean,

Director Oh? No, the bus driver?

A bus driver? No. A taxi driver? Yes.

Go. This is where we are in this episode.

"This episode"?

The final scene of this episode.

"The final scene of this episode"?

Is anybody there?

Hello?

Hello!

Wait, Mr. Multiple Roles.

If you know something, can you tell me…

exactly…

Aren't you getting out?

I must be the only one who comes to work to get locked up in the freezer room.

It's not like I can change the last scene.

- Hello. - Hello, sir.

- Hello, sir. - Hello.

Look at that man.

He's so pretty.

I thought you were going home.

Did you miss me already?

Absolutely not.

I think you did.

Yes.

What the hell?

Hello, Mr. Kang.

Whenever they serve pork cutlets in the cafeteria,

something good always happens.

SPICE UP OUR LOVE, EPISODE 102

PORK. CUTLET. THAT WAS A SECRET LANGUAGE

ON THE DAYS PORK CUTLETS WERE SERVED,

I WAITED FOR HER IN OUR SPACE

AND WE SPENT A NIGHT SO HOT WE COULD FLOAT IN THE HEAT

IT WAS OUR EXPRESS TRAIN TO HEAVEN

Oh, damn it.

Enjoy your food, Mr. Kim.

Miss Seo Yeon-seo is so silly.

An "X" at the office cafeteria?

Mr. Kim. You know what this "X" means, right?

Jerk, asshole, bastard.

How undignified of you.

This means…

a kiss.

Hey!

Enjoy your meal.

Kiss.

You out of your damn mind?

You pretended not to know me this morning.

Now, you flirt with me in front of him?

No, it's not what you think.

I'm just happy to see you here.

And I know how much you like pork cutlets.

Why don't you just tell Ha-jun that we used to date?

You're just trying to mess with me.

The pot calling the kettle black.

Are you using me to make Ha-jun jealous?

Why? Is he getting sick of you too?

Then again, why would Kang Ha-jun ever think you're good enough for him?

Don't try too hard, Seo Yeon-seo.

You're just a plaything for Kang Ha-jun.

Before you know it, he'll be done with you.

Kim Do-gyeom, you're…

cute even when you're being mean as hell.

You look like my Ha-jun, after all.

I wish you were the male lead instead.

You could become the regretful ex.

Many side characters take the girl from the lead.

Are you saying you want to get back with me now?

Listen.

I was chewing gum and spat it out,

and then someone else chewed it and spat it out.

So why would I put it back in my mouth?

What?

You're just a piece of gum me and Ha-jun once chewed.

Nothing more, nothing less. Know your…

What on earth are you doing?

Ha-jun. Are you all right?

I'm Ha-jun!

The man who loves you and the man you love

is me, Kang Ha-jun.

The truth is,

I am not all right at all.

Seo Yeon-seo.

All because of you.

Mr. Kang Ha-jun.

Damn it.

Ha-jun.

When you say, "Ha-jun," do you mean me?

Yes. The person holding my hand, Kang Ha-jun.

You're really hurting my hand.

I'm sorry. Are you okay?

Listen, don't be so harsh on Do-gyeom.

Miss Seo Yeon-seo, he treated you terribly, but you're just...

Do-gyeom acts that way only because he is the villain in this novel.

I made him into a total jerk.

It's that novel again.

You're rich, you're straightforward, and you're also hyper…

What are you trying to say?

I'm hyper, and you don't like that?

I meant, you're also hypersexual.

HYPERSEXUAL MAN: MALE LEAD WHO IS OUTSTANDING (IN BED)

Anyway, you feeling like you can't live without Yeon-seo

is a part of my novel, into which I poured my heart.

I know you don't believe me.

How can you expect me to believe such utter nonsense?

You have your car keys, right?

Yes.

Miss Seo Yeon-seo, how far are you going?

Why did you bring me here all of a sudden?

To prove everything about you

and this universe is from the novel that I wrote.

But how?

So if you write, "sunrise" on the beach,

are we going to see the sun rise on the horizon again?

If that were possible, I would've written "escape."

The thing is, the final scene in this episode…

is one where

I'm locked up in the freezer room at the office cafeteria tonight.

In exactly one minute.

It took us an hour and a half to get here.

How can we get back in one minute...

That's why we came here.

Because it's impossible to go back within a minute.

In my novel, the only person who can save Seo Yeon-seo

is Kang Ha-jun.

Only you can save me from being locked up in the freezer room.

Miss Seo Yeon-seo.

Ha-jun, please believe me.

If you don't come, I'll freeze to death in the freezer room.

That will never happen.

THE DOOR OF THE FREEZER ROOM SUDDENLY BROKE

JUST BEFORE SHE LEFT WORK…

We don't have much time.

Please believe me and just come and save me, okay?

I really hate the cold.

Ha-jun, can you lend me this?

Are you cold?

- Hold on. - Hurry up!

Miss Seo Yeon-seo.

Miss Seo Yeon-seo.

Miss Seo Yeon-seo!

Well, here I am.

The door's broken, Yeon-seo.

You don't have reception, Yeon-seo.

Hello?

Hello!

Is anybody there?

No one's there, Yeon-seo.

Hello!

I'm sorry, Yeon-seo.

Hello?

I'm… Seo Yeon-seo?

Bok Gyu-hyun, the hater, is Kang Ha-jun

and my Yeo Ha-jun is Kim Do-gyeom.

This is hell for me.

You feeling like you can't live without Yeon-seo

is a part of my novel, into which I poured my heart.

Please believe me.

If you don't come, I'll freeze to death in the freezer room.

If I believe her, that means my feelings for Miss Seo Yeon-seo aren't real.

If I don't,

Miss Seo Yeon-seo will die.

What is this…

What's wrong with this?

Is it broken?

Hello!

Hello?

I'm trapped in here.

I'm trapped in here!

Why would someone go in there?

Only Kang Ha-jun can open that door.

Come out!

Come out, Nam Ja-yeon!

Come out!

What the hell? Hey, Nam Ja-yeon!

Where are you?

Come out, damn it!

Come out here,

Nam Ja-yeon!

Kang Ha-jun.

Come quickly.

- Hello, Mr. Kang. - Good evening, sir.

In my novel, the only person who can save Seo Yeon-seo is Kang Ha-jun.

Only you can save me from being locked up in the freezer room.

He's here.

- How did he open it by just touching it? - It opens that easily?

We tried so hard to open it.

I'm sorry I'm late.

This is…

an immutable law for romance novels.

The female lead always ends up falling for the male lead.

I wrote it, so why is my heart beating so fast?

HA-JUN, MORE FURIOUS THAN EVER, ONLY HAD ONE THOUGHT IN MIND

I SHALL ENSURE YOU MEET THE MOST MISERABLE END

Do you know how scared I was because I thought you weren't coming?

Yeon-seo would never die due to plot armor,

but me possessing her was never a part of the plot either.

I was worried there might be a further deviation.

Seo Yeon-seo… No. Should I call you "Author" now?

Mr. Kang Ha-jun, do you believe me now?

Are you satisfied? Because I believe you?

Of course! You know how frustrated I was?

I've no idea how to get out of this world, and no one believes me.

I'm glad.

Ha-jun, why do you look so unhappy?

You looked cool when you saved Yeon-seo just now.

How can I not be unhappy?

My feelings, the universe I live in… I mean, I'm not even real.

Well, I didn't mean…

Get some rest.

Mr. Kang Ha-jun, wake up.

Close the curtains.

Get up. Hurry.

Why?

Does today's episode start early in the morning?

Get up if you want to know.

Isn't this the place?

Where you ate the sausage you had as a child.

The taste you still can't forget.

WE COOK WITH LOVE YEON-JUN'S MEAL

How did you know…

Is this also a part of your plot?

You don't have to prove anything anymore. I have no choice but to believe you now.

It's not that.

Shall we go in first?

So this is what it looks like here.

Is this not a part of the story in your novel?

I only imagined it as I wrote it. It's my first time seeing it.

The backyard…

It's over there!

What are you looking for?

This isn't it either.

Step aside.

- I found it. - What is it?

It's a secret.

Well, you wrote me as an empiricist,

so I need to taste it to know whether I ate poop or fermented soy.

It's soy sauce.

Could this be…

The recipe of the sausages you tormented Seo Yeon-seo to find.

Stir-fried soy sauce sausage and vegetables.

Eat up before it gets cold.

Is it good?

Actually, Seo Yeon-seo's grandma ran this restaurant.

The kick to the sausages that you missed was her grandmother's aged soy sauce.

When I was young…

And I mean when I was very young…

my mom made this for me.

It's an unforgettable taste in my memory.

So none of this is fake.

It's a part of me.

Both you and this universe.

All of this.

What about Miss Seo Yeon-seo?

What I'm so sad and upset about the most…

is that my feelings for Miss Seo Yeon-seo have no place to go.

I still love the woman in front of me,

but this woman says she isn't Seo Yeon-seo

and wishes to escape this universe.

So…

I am sad and upset.

I told you.

It's all a part of me.

Seo Yeon-seo is part of me too.

Seo Yeon-seo is me, and I'm Seo Yeon-seo.

This is my universe.

Is there something you want to do in the universe you made?

There is.

From here to there, give me everything in between.

Yes, ma'am.

I'm paying for all of that.

Mr. Kang Ha-jun, shall we go eat now?

What do you want to eat?

Enjoy your meal, Miss Seo Yeon-seo.

Mr. Kang Ha-jun.

You up for dessert?

Mr. Kang Ha-jun. You're tired, aren't you?

Mr. Kang Ha-jun.

You want more?

It's starting.

Wait.

What is it?

Doesn't that actor look like me?

All the actors in this universe look like you.

Because you're the most handsome man in this universe.

Oh, darn.

I wish I were unique.

Is there anything else you wanted to do?

I am doing it now.

Exactly this.

I'll do this with you anytime and anywhere forever.

Ja-yeon!

Ja-yeon, it's Dad.

Yeon-seo.

Dad!

What took you so long? I almost starved to death.

What do you want to eat, Ja-yeon? I'll buy you anything you want.

Then I want malatang.

I think your stomach will be upset because it's so spicy.

Then tanghulu.

Tanghulu?

You'll get cavities because it's too sweet.

Let's go.

I'll buy you everything except those.

Then I'll raid a convenience store.

Okay, I'll stand guard.

This place is truly…

the universe I had dreamed of.

It will stay that way forever.

What? This sound…

What's this sound?

Mr. Kang Ha-jun, you hear this too?

Yes, clearly.

That's not good.

YEON-SEO'S DRESS SLIPS DOWN…

AND YEON-SEO'S SLIM BODY…

What is this?

This is…

this episode's critical scene that has to happen, no matter what.

A scene?

Do you mean a scene where our hearts grow warm

and our bodies get heated from an intimate… conversation?

When this music plays, I don't get to choose what my body does,

and I can't speak…

Never mind.

How come I can control my actions?

Is that important right now?

Don't think about anything else.

Mr. Kang Ha-jun.

Last night, did we...

Did we do it?

Do you not remember either?

What on earth happened?

It definitely was a critical scene.

- Were we too tired? - Well, I have a meeting to attend.

- Again. - What?

Peep show.

You don't remember, do you?

Not at all.

But I need to go to the meeting.

Again.

What?

Peep show.

It's so strange, as if both the scenes and our memories have been edited out.

Ms. Yeon.

So many readers are complaining because they can't read Spice Up Our Love.

The office wants to release a censored version.

So like 15 plus?

Fifteen plus?

Fifteen plus?

Why am I living in the 15 plus version?

I worked so hard writing those passionate scenes.

Mr. Kang Ha-jun.

Again.

I really want to, but I really have to go to work today.

Is work important right now?

We might not have these scenes anymore.

Yeon-seo.

I don't need a scene as long as I have you.

Really?

You're in front of me right now.

This is enough for me.

This is so annoying!

I'll come home early today.

Let me know if you want to eat anything. My secretary will…

I'm sure you already know,

but it was Kim Do-gyeom who locked you up in the freezer room.

Even if you intended it, I couldn't let it slide.

This scene.

So I fired Mr. Kim.

What is it? Is something else going to happen?

If you tell me first…

Mr. Kang Ha-jun.

Yes, Miss Seo Yeon-seo.

We'll wake up together every morning

and sleep happily together every night.

Nothing will happen to us.

Let's live for today

as if we'll never die.

You know the main character never dies, right?

I'll be home early.

I'll be fine, so don't be too sad. Okay?

Ha-jun.

Ha-jun.

Mr. Kang Ha-jun.

Ha-jun!

KANG ♪♪ JUN, NEUROSURGERY

Something's wrong.

Do-gyeom's car was supposed to hit me.

Why did Ha-jun…

Ha-jun…

Is Mr. Kang Ha-jun okay?

Thankfully, he isn't badly injured. He'll be fine.

Mr. Kang is a lead character.

What? What did you just say?

He's so perfect without any flaws.

Like a lead character.

I never thought something like this would happen in his life.

Was a variable affected?

A variable?

When a change occurs in a certain variable,

its corresponding value changes too.

Now, there's no way to know how the corresponding values will change.

Director Oh.

Then what should I do?

Was a variable affected in Mr. Kang's life?

Now, there's no way to know how the corresponding values will change.

I'm sorry, Ha-jun.

Mr. Kang was transferred to an inpatient room just now.

Mr. Kang Ha-jun.

Miss Seo Yeon-seo.

I was worried.

A patient shouldn't be walking around...

I'm okay.

You said a lead character never dies.

Exactly.

You knew that. Why did you risk your life?

I can't die.

According to the plot, I should've been hit by the car, then...

I couldn't let that happen.

And I won't be able to in the future.

Do you know what you mean to me?

What do I mean to you?

You're the reason I exist.

You're the reason I want to exist.

You're…

the woman I love.

I love you, Ms. Nam Ja-yeon.

Wherever and whenever,

I will always be with you, Ja-yeon.

That was my first kiss.

That wasn't your first kiss.

It's not a kiss I wrote, but one that happened.

You can't call that a kiss.

Ms. Nam Ja-yeon, here's a kiss.

You're in front of me right now.

This is enough for me.

The universe I live in… I mean, I'm not even real.

None of this is fake.

It's a part of me.

Both you and this universe.

This is my universe.

We'll wake up together every morning

and sleep happily together every night.

I love you, Ms. Nam Ja-yeon.

Wherever and whenever,

I will always be with you, Ja-yeon.

No!

I won't get sick of it.

Whether it's the flavors I love or the women I fall for…

I never get bored.

Never.

You're really the CEO of GB Electric.

I'm Kang Ha-jun.

My phone.

Ms. Yeon.

It's me, the hater.

You're not dead?

I'm sorry.

I'm still alive, even though you told me to die.

I am…

so glad.

I am glad.

THERE IS A POST-CREDIT SCENE

SPICE UP OUR LOVE

SPICE UP OUR LOVE OST

LEE SANG-YI "A WORLD FOR US"

Subtitle: Kim Yeeun