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- Yeow! - What?

What happened?

I got a blast from something.

'Hey, you're right.'

It's over 120 on the meter.

I don't hear it anymore.

H-h-hey! What's goin' on?

We just got a reading.

A loud one.

You're kidding!

Uh, whatever it was, it's gone now.

Look, I know you both want to work

another shift here, but I need to get some rest, too.

Well, we earned our pay from Uncle Sam today.

Yeah. Who knows?

We might've actually reached someone out there.

Maybe they're already here.

Awoo!

Awoo awoo!

Rock on, Scoob.

Would you guys mind keepin' it down?

We're trying to get some sleep back here.

Like, we were gonna wake you up anyway, Velma.

There's a town comin' up, and we need to stop for some chow.

Ruh-huh!

Ugh, but we just had dinner two hours ago.

Yeah, but all this drivin' is makin' me hungry.

Besides, that's, like, 14 hours in dog time.

Yeah.

This dust storm's really picking up.

Like, I can't see a thing.

Hey! What's with this road?

And what's with that sound?

Whoa.

Is everyone alright?

- Yeah. - I'm okay.

- I think so. - I guess.

What was that thing?

I don't know, but it sure was big.

'Was it some kind of jet?'

Not like any jet I've ever seen.

Did you see how fast it was?

Well, looks like the radiator's finished.

Like, no!

No?

Hey! That looks like a town!

'It can't be more than a mile away.'

Like, you want us to walk across the desert?

At night?

Well, I'm not gonna carry ya.

But there's snakes and stuff out there!

Yeah, a rattle rakes!

Hey, I got an idea.

How about if Scoob and I stay to guard the Mystery Machine?

Yeah, right.

That's a very brave thing to do, Scooby.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

Alright. Let's go!

We'll be back with some help!

And bring back some food, too!

Like, I know where Velma keeps the stash, Scoob.

Oh, boy!

Huh? No! Huh?

Like, it's the last one.

Hey, let go!

Hold on!

No, it's mine!

No! It's mine!

- It's mine! - Mine!

- 'Mine!' - 'Mine!'

- 'Mine!' - 'Mine!'

- Oh! - Huh?

- Phew. - Phew.

Come on, buddy. We'll split it 50-50.

'Zoinks! A jackalope?'

I thought those things were fake!

Me, too!

Hey! Put that down!

- Hey! - Hey!

Come back here, you little horned thief!

Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!

Aw, man!

He's gone.

Hey. What's with that glow?

'I don't know.'

Heh. Like, there's somethin'

creepy behind us, isn't there?

Yeah.

Real creepy.

'Yep. That's creepy, alright.'

♪ Scooby-Dooby-doo ♪

♪ Where are you? ♪

♪ We've got some work to do now ♪

♪ Scooby-Dooby-doo ♪

♪ Where are you? ♪

♪ We need some help from you now ♪

♪ Come on Scooby-Doo, I see you ♪

♪ Pretendin' you've got a sliver ♪

♪ You're not foolin' me' cause I can see ♪

♪ The way you shake and shiver ♪

♪ You know we've got a mystery to solve ♪

♪ So Scooby-Doo be ready for your act ♪

♪ Don't hold back ♪

♪ And Scooby-Doo if you come through ♪

♪ You're gonna have yourself a Scooby snack ♪

♪ That's a fact ♪

♪ Scooby-Dooby-doo here are you ♪

♪ You're ready and you're willin' ♪

♪ If we can count on you Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ We know you'll catch that villain ♪

Now, what?

Well, like, aliens are after us!

Yeah. Raliens.

Aliens?

I don't see anything.

It's true!

They were green and slimy and had big bug-eyes!

'They were 8-feet tall and glowing'

'and had long, creepy fingers.'

Rahrr!

And, and...

Are those glazed?

So what about these aliens?

Ain't no big deal, darlin'.

Lots of people have seen 'em.

- What? - Jinkies!

Yeah. That's why we all don't go out much after dark.

Have you seen them, too?

No, just the strange lights and the funny sounds at night.

Wow!

But he was taken aboard.

I told you they're real!

Them aliens are here to take over the world!

That there is Lester.

He's a little touched.

Lester! I told you to keep it down, or you'll have to leave.

Always have to keep quiet.

He thinks they experimented on him.

Experimented?

See, about a month ago, some local cattle

vanished overnight without a trace.

Yep. A lot of folks moved out of town.

Ah, you like to eat, no?

Uh, excuse me, but we understand

that you've had some contact with aliens.

That's right, young lady.

Took me aboard their ship, they did.

- Wow! - Really?

Sit her down.

The aliens looked just like your friend said.

I was out one night...

...by Scorpion Ridge.

There was this loud humming sound

and a bright light came up from behind me

and the light got brighter and brighter, then..

I blacked out.

I woke up strapped to a cold metal table

inside a spaceship, and these aliens were lookin' down at me.

They stuck a bunch of wires to my head.

They told me not to worry

'cause they just wanted to ask me some questions.

What kind of questions?

Like who I was and what I'd seen that night, but then...

And then what?

I don't remember much after that.

'I woke up the next mornin' outside my house.'

Has anyone else in town had this experience?

Don't know. If they have, they ain't tellin' me.

Ooh, that's creepy!

So, you young'uns better watch out

or they'll take you aboard their spaceship, too!

Lester!

Sorry, Dottie.

It was an accident.

Oh! What a mess!

'Don't worry. Scooby will take care of it.'

Huh? Huh!

Gotta be quicker on the draw there, Scooby.

Hey, Serge! I finally met somebody who likes your cookin'!

'Ha-ha! Very funny.'

So, Lester, do you have any proof that you were abducted?

Yep. I've got pictures.

Uh, could we see them?

Well, come on in.

'Cool.'

Interesting.

Have you, uh, told the media about your experience, Lester?

Yeah, a number of times, but they think I'm some kind of nut.

Uh-huh.

- Aah! - Hey! Be careful with that!

Like, is this the kind of spaceship you went on?

Yep. Somethin' like that.

But you said you had pictures.

You bet I do.

Lots of pictures.

Oh!

'Paintings.'

Yep. I'm a landscape artist.

Uh, that... um..they're very nice, Lester.

Well, thank you. Ha!

Yeah, I've been tryin' to show people

the danger out there, but no one is believin' me.

Hey!

This looks like the ship we saw earlier.

Yeah.

We don't even know we saw a ship.

Well, we know we saw something.

Lester, what are these?

Salf dishes.

'The government put 'em up about a year ago.'

What are they for?

Salf means Search for Alien Life Forms.

They send and monitor messages to and from space

'hoping to find intelligent life.'

Ever since they built them dishes

'aliens started to show up'

'and I know why.'

- Why? - To take over the world!

I think Lester's been out painting in the sun too long.

Maybe, Freddy, but there could be a connection

between those dishes and the aliens.

I think we should investigate.

'I got more pictures in the back room.'

'You want to see 'em?'

'Uh, no, thanks.'

'Is there a hotel in this town?'

'There ain't no hotel.'

But you're welcome to stay here for the night.

You're very kind, Lester, but, uh--

You ladies can sleep in the back room.

'That used to be the kids' till they moved out.'

And you, young fella... can sleep on the couch.

Like, what about us?

Don't worry.

I've got a place for you, too.

But quit touchin' my stuff!

Wow. It's pretty groovy up here.

Uh-huh.

'Yep. It's nice, ain't it?'

Now you boys get a good night's rest!

Yikes!

Thanks, Les.

Oh, sorry, Scoob.

Phew.

Yeow.

Like, uh, turn out the night-light, Scoob.

Aah.

Huh!

Aah! Aah!

- Rhaggy? - Not now, Scoob.

I gladly accept the position of food critic for your magazine.

'Rhaggy!'

'Huh?'

Aliens!

Hey! Let us go!

Like, we taste terrible!

We're all stringy!

Yeah, stringy!

Do not fear us, earth creatures.

Like, it's too late for that, man.

Hey, come on, guys.

Don't you need to phone home or something?

Cooperate and you will not be harmed.

You will be released after

questioning and physical examination.

Like, sorry.

But our health plans don't cover physicals.

Yikes.

Rhaggy!

A little help here, Scoob!

Yikes!

- Uh. - Uh.

- Huh? - Huh?

- Uh-oh! - Uh-oh!

Hey, man. Are you, like, alright?

Huh?

Like, where are we?

You're out in the middle of nowhere, man.

- Huh? - Huh?

Like, what are you guys doing out here?

Like, hi!

Yeah. Hi.

- Oh. - Hi. You okay?

Yeah, thanks.

Hey, you didn't see any...

- Any... - Any what?

Um, never mind.

Must've been a nightmare or somethin'.

Right, Scoob?

Ruh-huh.

- Oh! - Oh?

- Hey, you want some water? - Sure. Uh, thanks.

Like, what are you doin' out here?

I'm, like, a freelance photographer.

Amber and I are shooting some desert wildlife for a magazine.

Cool.

Hey! We saw a jackalope last night!

A what?

You know, it's like a rabbit with antlers.

Ha-ha, ha! You are funny!

Raliens, too!

Aliens?

You understand him?

Clear as crystal.

Ha! And that's my name, too.

I'm Crystal. Like, what's your name?

- Norville. - Norville?

But, like, everybody calls me Shaggy

'and that's Scooby-Doo.'

Whoa. Groovy names.

Groovy? Crystal, you're talkin' my lingo.

Oh, uh, sorry.

So, can you show us where you saw the jackalopes

and, ha-ha, aliens?

I think so, but we gotta find our friends first.

- Like, you guys want a lift? - Sure.

Uh, Scoob, old buddy, I don't know about you

but I think I just found my dream girl.

Me, too.

- Come on! - We're comin'!

- Oh. - Huh.

You've got a groovy set of wheels, Crystal.

Thanks.

Whoa.

You sure have a lot of stuff!

Like, tell me about it.

It's all my photography gear.

Hey... what's this?

Oh, sorry. Those are Amber's dog biscuits.

Mind if I take one?

Sure. Scooby will love--

Oh! It's for you!

Ha-ha, ha-ha! You are a riot, man!

So, you think your friends are here already?

We can't think of anywhere else they'd be.

They could've at least waited for us.

Well, you know how those two get when they're hungry.

'Huh? They're not here!'

- Good mornin', y'all! - Oh, good morning!

How ya doin' there, Dottie?

How'd you sleep last night, dumpling?

Did you dream about me?

Did I dream about...

Oh. Heh-heh, heh. It's.. Ahem.

If you were in their dream, it'd be a nightmare.

No one's talkin' to you, Serge!

Now, where do you suppose those two went?

I think I know.

'Who's that?'

'Some kind of nature photographer'

'that's been hangin' around since last week.'

Hey, where have you guys been?

And who was that girl?

Her name's Crystal.

She's wonderful.

Hmm.

And is her golden retriever wonderful, too, Scooby?

Yeah. Wonderful.

Okay, what's it gonna be?

How about you, hon?

Nothin' for me.

Me, neither.

- What? - What?

Are you guys serious?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

I think they're seriously in L-O-V-E.

Just bring us four ranch breakfasts, Dottie.

You got it.

♪ I met by chance a girl in bell-bottom pants ♪

♪ And she likes to say ♪

♪ Groovy ♪

♪ She came out of the blue ♪

♪ And in an instant I knew ♪

♪ Everything would be ♪

♪ Groovy ♪

♪ For her I'd climb a mountain ♪

♪ Swim the deepest ocean ♪

♪ I'd even help her shopping ♪

♪ That's the depth of my devotion ♪

♪ It will be a dream come true ♪

♪ She's even got a doggy for Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ How groovy just us two ♪

♪ So groovy ♪

Don't forget Scooby-Doo!

♪ Groovy ♪

♪ Our love will never be blue ♪

♪ I'll take this girl on a tour of the world ♪

♪ Going port to port ♪

♪ Groovy ♪

♪ We'll spend all our time every single last dime ♪

♪ At the best food courts ♪

♪ Groovy ♪

♪ Her smile's so bright it lights up ♪

♪ My romantic feelings ♪

♪ And best of all she's so tall ♪

♪ Like I won't have to reach for high things ♪

♪ And even when I'm chasing ghosts ♪

♪ I'll quit in time for dinner ♪

♪ 6:00 at the most ♪

♪ How groovy ♪

♪ Just us two ♪

♪ So groovy ♪

Don't forget Scooby-Doo!

♪ Groovy ♪

♪ Our love will never be blue ♪

♪ She'll cook me all my favorites ♪

♪ 6 or 7 helpings ♪

♪ And when it comes to say I do ♪

♪ We'll have a tie-dye wedding ♪

♪ Our house will be so very fine ♪

♪ We'll fill it up with stuff from 1969 ♪

♪ How groovy ♪

♪ Just us two ♪

♪ So groovy ♪

♪ And Shaggy Jr. too ♪

♪ Groovy ♪

♪ And maybe some baby dogs too ♪

Aww!

♪ How groovy ♪

♪ Groovy ♪

♪ So groovy ♪

♪ Groovy ♪

♪ How groovy ♪

- Huh? - Huh?

I said, where did you meet them?

Uh, who?

- Crystal and her dog! - Crustal and her dog!

Well, they found us out in the middle of the desert.

What were you doin' out there?

Oh, yeah!

I think Scooby and I were abducted by aliens last night!

Yeah! Raliens!

- What? - What?

Well, yeah!

Unless Scoob and I had the same dream.

It was horrible.

Tastes better than it looks, hon.

Like, we woke up to a bunch of aliens on a spaceship!

Did they experiment on you?

We don't remember.

I wonder why those kids are stickin' around town.

Relax, Serge.

They're just passin' through.

You are so suspicious.

I don't know, guys.

Are you sure you didn't see a mirage or something?

Freddy, we all saw the spaceship.

We don't know what that was.

It could've been a new kind of jet or somethin'.

Well, we didn't just imagine what happened to us.

- Right, Scoob? - Right, Rhaggy.

They didn't hurt you guys, did they?

I don't think so then later we met Crystal and Amber.

- Ahh. - Ahh.

Alien mind control.

Oh, it's mind control alright, but not alien.

See you at lunch, handsome.

Hey, quit scaring the customers.

Shut it, Serge!

You have a nice day, now!

- See ya later, Lester. - See ya later, Lester.

Hey, where's Scoob and Shag?

They're still in the rest room.

- Still? - Oh, here they come.

'Wow, this is a new look.'

Yeah. You look, uh, different.

I've never seen you with your hair combed

Or your shirt tucked in.

We just thought we'd... Freshen up a bit. Right, pal?

That's right.

Well, you do look very refreshed, Scooby.

Come on. Let's find a service station and get our van fixed.

Hey, what's that smell?

Oh, just some cologne they had in the rest room.

Hello!

'What you need?'

Oh, hi. I was wondering if you had time to fix our van.

- It's stuck out in-- - I'm busy.

Oh. Well, uh, maybe if you could--

I already saw your van out by Scorpion Ridge.

Your radiator's shot.

Uh, yeah.

What were you doin' out there, anyway?

We got lost in a dust--

I'll tow it in and work on it when I can.

Oh, uh, uh, great. Great, thanks.

Well, that was pleasant.

Yeah. He's a real prince charming.

- Hey, there. - Hello.

Do you folks own that green van outside of town?

Boy, everyone seems to know about our car troubles.

It's a pretty small town.

Besides, you can see that paint job from miles away.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

Hey, uh, you work on those SALF dishes?

Yep. The name's Max.

I work at the station.

We're monitoring the cosmos 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

Wow. Hey, uh, I'm Fred.

This is Daphne, Velma, Shaggy, and Scooby.

Nice to meet you all.

Your work sounds interesting.

Actually, it's pretty boring.

Most of the time we just listen to static.

Ever make any contact?

Ha-,ha, ha! Not yet, but we're hoping.

Do you ever give tours?

Um... no one's ever asked, but I'd be happy to show you around.

Great!

We never get visitors.

Let me pick up some oil here, and I'll drive you over.

- Need any help? - Sure, thanks.

- Unh. - Phew.

That's a lot of oil there, Max.

Yeah, well, the radio dishes take up a lot.

Zoinks!

I got oil on my shirt!

Here, Rhaggy.

Oh, brother!

Hey, you guys ready to show us the jackalope?

Sure thing, Crystal.

- Jackalope? - Jackalope?

Scoob and I are gonna hang with them for a while.

Catch you guys later.

They say there's someone out there for everyone.

Even Shaggy and Scooby.

Well, this is about where Scoob and I

first saw the big jackalope.

Oh, now it's the big jackalope?

Huh?

Ohh!

Scooby-Dooby-doo!

You are one funny cat, Shaggy.

Now, where did you say you saw this giant jackalope?

Over there.

Hey! You're goin' in there?

Yep.

Ugh.

Like, come on, Shaggy.

I want a shot of that jackalope.

But that's where we saw... the aliens.

Yeah. Raliens.

The big aliens?

As a matter of fact, they were.

- I don't think we should-- - Please.

Come on, old buddy. The girls need us.

Okay.

Alright!

'We collect signals from dozens of stars a week'

'and it's all channeled through here'

'where the data is recorded.'

Ha. It's the biggest collection of static in the US.

Steve thinks it's boring work.

And he's right.

But if there's even a tiny chance of making contact

with alien intelligence, it'll be worth a truckload of boredom.

Well, the locals seem to think

aliens are being attracted by your dishes.

That's ridiculous.

They forget to lock their corrals at night

and try to blame aliens for their missing livestock.

The government even sent an investigation team

to look into this... alien presence.

Yeah. They're the ones who put up that fence at Scorpion Ridge.

What are they doing up there?

Who knows?

Wasting government money.

Unlike us?

So, what brings you to town?

Car trouble. We got lost and banged up our van.

That's too bad, but Buck is a good mechanic.

He'll have you out of here in no time.

Where's your other friend and his dog?

On a date.

Like, this place is so beautiful.

I'll say.

Yeah.

Beautiful.

Thanks for bringing us...

Even though we didn't see any jackalopes.

Aw, sure, Crystal.

So, like, I was wondering...

um, if you had a boyfriend.

As a matter of fact, I don't.

Oh, good, 'cause I thought that, you know, maybe--

Huh?

Unh!

Huh!

Huh!

What are you doin' here?

Just taking some wildlife photos.

Hey! You can't do that!

What kind of fancy camera is this?

Um, it's digital.

You aren't supposed to be in here.

This area is under government investigation.

Okay, let's go.

Why? What's going on?

We're looking into alien abductions.

Hey, that's a good reason to leave.

We should put you all under arrest.

But we're gonna give you a break.

Next time, we aren't gonna be so nice.

Now move out!

And take your dogs with you.

Dogs? Where?

Come on. Let's go.

Neanderthals!

Bunch of hippies!

I wish we really could bust 'em.

- Hang on! - What?

What are you doing?

I want to go back!

- Huh? - Huh?

What for?

Shaggy, I have a confession to make.

Ya got a boyfriend?

No, nothing like that.

I'm not really a nature photographer.

You're not?

No. I'm really a government agent.

- Huh? - Huh?

I was sent by the government

to investigate alien sightings in this area.

Like, I knew this was too good to be true.

We need your help.

I hope this doesn't change anything between us.

And Amber is a government trained canine, Scooby.

'Is that alright?'

Ruh-huh.

Then you guys will help us?

Oh, you guys are the coolest!

Thanks for showing us around, Max.

Hey, no problem. It was nice to meet people

who think we're doing something worthwhile.

'Hey, it's Lester!'

We'll catch a ride with him, Max.

Oh, okay.

Well, it was nice meeting you all.

Same here. Thanks.

- Bye. - Thanks.

What you kids up to?

Just takin' in the sights.

Hey, Lester, can we get a lift to Scorpion Ridge?

Why, sure. Hop in.

I was headed that way to do some paintin' anyway.

They sure were nice back at that station.

I don't know if I could do a job like that.

Day in and day out.

- Maybe they can't, either. - What are you talkin' about?

Did you notice that they all had dried mud on their shoes?

Come to think of it, yeah.

Yeah, so?

'Where would there be mud around here?'

Especially if you work in that clean facility

all day and night.

Hmm. Good point.

And all that motor oil Max said was for the SALF dishes.

'It's the wrong kind for hydraulics.'

'Hey, that's right!'

Do you think they're up to something?

I'll bet my teeth on it!

'Looks like they're headed for Scorpion Ridge.'

I wonder what they're looking for.

You'd better call it in.

'Right.'

Like, what are we supposed to be lookin' for?

Don't really know. Clues, I guess.

Huh?

Yikes!

Now, where did you and Scooby first see the aliens?

Over there.

That's where the jackalope went in, and we saw a glow inside.

A glow?

Heh-heh. I guess that's a clue, huh?

'I don't see any glow.'

Maybe you can't see it during the day.

'I thought I heard somethin'.'

'Over here.'

Kinda like being on a Bucking Bronco, eh, girls?

- Yeah. - Kinda.

How you doing back there, young feller?

Unh. Just great.

Couldn't be better.

Hey, isn't that the mechanic we saw earlier?

Oh, Mr. Sunshine?

Hello.

Grr...

Uh, have you had a chance to look at our van yet?

No. I'll get to it this afternoon.

Oh, okay. We'd sure appreciate it. Thank you.

I think he was much nicer this time.

What is he doing out here?

I don't know, but he sure is suspicious.

I don't trust him. He's a little touched.

I know I heard something.

Aah! A rattler.

Man, I hate this place. Come on.

Like, that was a close one.

Oh, far out. Do that again, Scooby.

I'm telling ya, we make a great team.

I hear that.

Okay, that's enough, Scoob.

Huh?

Like, quit trying to scare...

Yeow!

Hey, come back. The snake is harmless, man.

Shaggy!

Watch out for them MPs around here.

They're meaner than a bull with a toothache.

Thanks for the warning.

'And the ride.'

- No problem. - Thank you.

So long.

Hey, did you notice the green paint on Lester's hands?

Well, he is a painter, Freddy.

Why did you want him to drop us off here, Velma?

I think those Salf scientists were near water.

Because they had dried mud on their shoes, right?

Right. And the only place

I think would have mud is the gorge.

'There might be a river at the bottom.'

Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go.

I think I see something ahead.

Like, the exit, I hope.

'That's the glow we saw last night.'

Right before the aliens.

Come on, guys, quit fooling around.

Hey, wait for us.

Yeah. Wait.

What?

Well, I don't see any water.

Huh, so much for my theory.

'Looks like the river's been dry for years.'

Hey, are those tracks?

Yeah, sure looks like it.

These rocks are wet.

Hmm. Wonder where these piles came from.

Let's see.

Looks like some kind of mine.

Well, this looks familiar.

Looks like you were right, Velma.

There's definitely something going on here.

Hmm.

What is it, Velma?

I think it's...

Gold!

Wow.

Scoob, old buddy, I think we've hit the jackpot.

We're rich!

Rich? Rich!

We can buy our own food court.

Yeah. Scooby Snax, too.

Scooby Snax.

Hey, buddy, with this much gold

we can buy a Scooby Snax factory.

Yeah, yeah.

Uh, guys, I hate to break the news to you, but...

Oh, man, it looks like someone else was here first.

'Looks like it.'

There goes our Scooby Snax factory.

So who do you think owns all this gold?

R-r-r-raliens.

Aliens?

What would aliens want with gold?

Ask them, Shaggy.

♪ They're here from outer space they're knocking at the door ♪

♪ Are they here for part or do they want more? ♪

♪ Watch out ♪

♪ We're not alone ♪

♪ I wish they'd just phone home ♪

♪ The aliens are here ♪

♪ To get the human race ♪

♪ The aliens are here ♪

♪ Gotta get out of this place ♪

♪ The aliens are here ♪

♪ They're icky bug-eyed beings from outer space ♪

♪ Ugly green and slimy all over the place ♪

♪ Who knows what they'll do? ♪

♪ If they grab you, say toodle-ooo dude ♪

♪ The aliens are here ♪

♪ They're out in force tonight ♪

♪ The aliens are here ♪

♪ You better keep out of their sight ♪

♪ The aliens are here ♪

♪ If they catch you on their ship ♪

♪ They'll experiment on you ♪

♪ And turn you into something ♪

♪ For their interstellar zoo dude ♪

♪ Beware you better hide ♪

♪ They're closing in from every side! Oh no! ♪

♪ The aliens are here ♪

♪ They're jumping in our heads ♪

♪ The aliens are here ♪

♪ You gotta get out of this place ♪

♪ The aliens are here ♪

♪ The aliens are here ♪

You monsters!

You won't get away with this.

Silence, earthlings.

You should not have interfered.

You can give up the hokey alien charade now, Steve.

So, you figured it out, huh?

Wasn't hard.

Well, it doesn't matter now.

Why would scientists like you do this?

Are you kidding?

Do you have any idea how much gold is down here?

You three give scientists a bad name.

You should be doing your jobs instead of looking for gold.

Hey, I was doing my job when I stumbled onto this mine.

What do you mean?

Well, you see...

'one day I was looking for a site'

'to place a fourth SALF dish'

at the east end of Scorpion Ridge

when I stumbled onto an opening to a small cave.

We went back later with some equipment

and explored the cave.

And I'm sure you can guess what we found..

the mother of all mother loads.

And best of all

no one knew about it but the three of us.

But I still don't see how you could've dug all this out.

Huh. We didn't.

'This was a mine in the 1800s.'

It was abandoned when the miners thought it was all played out.

If they'd have dug ten more feet

they would've discovered all this gold.

'Well, their loss is our gain.'

We found that these caverns run from Scorpion Ridge

to right under the SALF Station.

But since all this property belongs to the government..

'We decided to mine it for ourselves and not report it.'

We hired two friends to help us fence off the area

as government property.

The fake MPs.

Exactly.

They guard the area

while we mine the caves in shifts.

And you keep your easy jobs at the SALF Station.

You're pretty smart, Velma.

Too bad you've made your last deduction.

Ugh. Are you alright, Scooby?

Uh-huh. Rhaggy?

Rhaggy!

Rhaggy!

Yuck. Like, I don't know why worms like this stuff.

Man, that was one mean slide.

I'll say. Where are we, anyway?

Yikes!

Zoinks!

So what's with the alien costumes?

Something to scare the locals

so they don't come snooping around.

It also explains the mysterious sounds

of our drilling and blasting.

But the townspeople said they saw spaceships.

We bought this chopper with some of the gold money.

'And we dressed it up to look like a UFO.'

'It's amazing what a few lights'

'and a Hollywood sound-effects CD can do.'

How do you like our spaceship interior?

Everyone falls for it, especially your friends.

It's a sweet set-up.

We even make money off the cattle we steal at night

'to spook the local yokels.'

See? I knew it was all a fake.

'Well, it doesn't help you now.'

Like, let's get out of here.

We came to see if you're alright.

Yeah. We didn't want anything to happen to you

that we wouldn't do ourselves.

Like, stand back. We're warning you.

Yeah.

Oh, don't hurt us.

Yeah. What are ya gonna do?

- Grrr. - We know stuff.

Hyah! Hah!

Ryah! Raah!

- Get out of the way! - Let's go!

Huh?

Like, what happened?

I don't know.

You frightened them off. It was great.

- Like, we did? - We did?

Oh, like, you guys are real tigers when you wanna be.

Yeah, I guess so.

They knew better than to mess with Scooby-Doo

and the Shag man.

Yeah.

Yeah, cool.

Zoinks. That sounded like the girls.

- Yeah. - Let's go!

Nothing personal. You just know too much.

Yeah, that's always our problem.

Aliens!

We saw aliens!

What are you guys talking about?

We're the aliens, you idiots.

There. There they are.

Yeah, I see.

You two have been breathing the fumes

from the equipment too long.

Go get 'em.

It must've been a trick. Come on.

Like, stand aside, ladies.

This is man's work.

Yeah, man's work.

But, Shaggy...

I see ya came back for another painful lesson.

Now we're gonna give you a real reason to scream.

Jinkies.

Yeow!

Oh, I don't believe it. Real aliens.

- Let's get out of here. - Hang on, Laura.

If we captured those aliens

it would be worth more than all this gold.

You know, I think you're right.

Come on.

Get away from us!

Atta girl.

What?

Oh.

Laura, go help the guys.

I've got it under control here.

Right.

Scooby, Shaggy! Those aliens are Crystal and Amber.

Huh?

What are you talking about?

Look at them.

Shaggy, help!

Zoinks. Those are the girls.

Those two clowns can't help you.

Hurry. Ow! Careful with that.

I'm trying to help, you idiot.

Scooby-dooby-doo!

'Steve, look out!'

What?

Excuse me.

Yaah! Yaah! Yaah! Yaah!

Yeow!

Come on!

Let's get out of here.

Not so fast, Stevie boy.

Yes!

Are you alright?

Yeah. Thanks.

I don't get it. You're aliens?

I have another confession.

Like, I know. You're not a government agent.

Well, actually, we are, but not from earth.

We were sent by our world

to investigate signals from your planet...

...transmitted from the SALF Station.

Zoinks! You can talk.

Yes, quite well.

Dig that, Scoob. A talking dog.

Yeah.

Imagine that.

We first honed in on your television signals

sent years ago.

Sure. That's why you're disguised the way you are.

The television broadcasts you picked up

were sent back in the sixties.

Oh, we thought all earthlings dressed this way.

Hey, why mess with a classic look?

Here's our ride.

I hope you can forgive us for deceiving you.

Yeah, like, we understand.

Aw, you really are a groovy guy, Shaggy.

I hope you will always think of me as a friend.

Of course, Crystal.

I just wish that, well, you know...

I'm looking for someone, too.

But they say long-distance relationships never work out.

Yeah.

Goodbye, Scooby. I'll never forget you.

Me, too, Amber.

Thanks, everyone. We had a great adventure.

And made new friends.

Yeah, and we would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't--

Quiet, you!

Well, that's it for now. We'll be in contact.

Well done. Thank you.

Hey, no problem.

So there were never any aliens?

There were. We saw them. They were big--

Aw, give it a rest already.

No one's ever gonna believe us.

Yeah. We don't have any proof.

I've got pictures.

You do?

Yep. I'll show ya.

They're back at my place.

Hey, now they'll believe us.

Yeah.

Maybe we can get a book deal.

Our luck's changing.

I know our luck's changing.

Okay, you're all set.

The radiator patch will hold till you get to the city.

That'll be 30 bucks.

Great. Thanks.

By the way, what were you doing out there

in the middle of the desert yesterday?

It's just a little hobby of mine.

'I, uh, collect pressed flowers.'

I'm keeping it quiet

'cause when people think you're soft...

...they walk all over you.

He is a sweetheart.

Oh...

I hope the guys aren't taking it too hard.

'Yeah, when I said there's someone out there for everyone'

I, I didn't know it meant... out there.

'Ready, guys?'

Hey, you guys okay?

Like, we're just completely destroyed, that's all.

Yeah, destroyed.

Oh, I know, but you'll get over it.

Yeah, but it's gonna take a long, long time.

Oh, guys, you missed one!

Huh?

'Hey, that's mine.'

'No, it's mine.'

- 'It's mine.' - 'It's mine.'

Well, that didn't take long.

'Hey, let go.'

Rello.