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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,947 --> 00:00:23,619 SCHOOL REPORT, PART 8 WHAT PARENTS MUST NEVER KNOW 2 00:01:39,960 --> 00:01:41,878 Ladies! What is all this noise? 3 00:01:41,879 --> 00:01:43,318 This isn't a demonstration. 4 00:01:43,319 --> 00:01:45,333 - Good morning. - Good morning, Dr. Steinbach. 5 00:01:45,429 --> 00:01:46,964 Miss Maurer is putting on quite a show. 6 00:01:46,965 --> 00:01:48,691 Now she shows up with a sheik in tow! 7 00:01:48,884 --> 00:01:50,418 "This isn't a demonstration..." 8 00:01:51,282 --> 00:01:53,009 The new teacher is kind of cute, isn't he? 9 00:01:53,201 --> 00:01:54,832 I'd love to get him back to breast-feeding! 10 00:01:54,833 --> 00:01:56,751 It takes two to breast-feed, Evi. 11 00:01:57,327 --> 00:01:58,766 You want to bet that I'll do it? 12 00:01:58,959 --> 00:02:01,164 We'll have two weeks at the hostel. 13 00:02:01,357 --> 00:02:02,316 Good luck! 14 00:02:02,317 --> 00:02:04,619 - Any more luggage? - Listen up, please! 15 00:02:05,387 --> 00:02:07,209 I'd like to introduce Dr. Steinbach. 16 00:02:07,594 --> 00:02:09,704 - Good morning, ladies. - Good morning! 17 00:02:09,705 --> 00:02:11,719 Starting next term, Dr. Steinbach will be teaching at our school. 18 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:13,829 Today, he'll being joining us on our school trip. 19 00:02:14,406 --> 00:02:16,612 - Didn't I tell you he's a teacher? - You sure did! 20 00:02:16,804 --> 00:02:18,243 And he's one groovy guy! 21 00:02:19,491 --> 00:02:21,313 Dr. Steinbach teaches biology. 22 00:02:21,314 --> 00:02:22,273 Oh! 23 00:02:22,274 --> 00:02:25,151 Even better! Then he must really know how to do it! 24 00:02:27,550 --> 00:02:29,947 - Is everyone here? - Yes! 25 00:02:30,907 --> 00:02:32,442 Then please get on the bus. 26 00:02:38,868 --> 00:02:40,115 Dumb fucking luggage! 27 00:02:43,185 --> 00:02:44,623 He sure is cute. 28 00:02:44,624 --> 00:02:46,063 One for all, and all for one! 29 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:47,886 And you're not supposed to turn lesbian. 30 00:02:48,366 --> 00:02:50,764 - I hope I'm not too late. - Just in time! 31 00:02:53,067 --> 00:02:54,697 Hey, where have you been? 32 00:02:54,890 --> 00:02:57,671 - I'm Annette's father. - Dr. Maurer, this is Dr. Steinbach. 33 00:02:57,768 --> 00:03:00,645 I beg your pardon, but I promised my daughter I'd drop her off... 34 00:03:00,646 --> 00:03:02,852 ...then suddenly there's something wrong with the car. 35 00:03:03,045 --> 00:03:05,059 No need to worry. You made it on time. 36 00:03:05,251 --> 00:03:06,402 Then I won't keep you. 37 00:03:06,499 --> 00:03:08,321 I must admit, you have a good-looking father. 38 00:03:08,514 --> 00:03:11,199 You think so? Well, he can be a little strict. 39 00:03:11,392 --> 00:03:13,886 Ladies, please board the bus! Or would you rather stay here? 40 00:03:13,887 --> 00:03:16,188 Stay here? No way! With a tour guide like that! 41 00:03:24,245 --> 00:03:26,739 Well, what about you, miss? Do you need a special invitation? 42 00:03:27,411 --> 00:03:29,329 Did you teach at a convent school? 43 00:03:29,330 --> 00:03:31,632 You must have a big stick to keep those poor schoolgirls in line! 44 00:03:32,975 --> 00:03:34,702 Excuse me! May I get through? 45 00:03:40,073 --> 00:03:41,799 Well, this should be fun... 46 00:04:01,077 --> 00:04:02,995 Get out your comic books, Gisela! 47 00:04:03,188 --> 00:04:04,627 Here's the latest issue. 48 00:04:04,915 --> 00:04:07,888 Come here, Gabi! You have the hots for Mickey Mouse, too! 49 00:04:09,903 --> 00:04:11,821 Oh, yes! Let me see! 50 00:04:14,124 --> 00:04:15,275 That's so cool! 51 00:04:15,372 --> 00:04:16,522 Here, look at this! 52 00:04:17,291 --> 00:04:18,633 Oh, he's so cute! 53 00:04:21,607 --> 00:04:24,484 - Cute enough to eat, right? - Too bad he's gay, huh? 54 00:04:24,773 --> 00:04:26,499 I'd re-educate him, no problem! 55 00:04:27,268 --> 00:04:31,296 No! Re-educating him is way too much work. 56 00:04:31,488 --> 00:04:33,982 I'd suggest finding a real young boy who is completely inexperienced. 57 00:04:34,079 --> 00:04:36,380 He won't give you any grief. 58 00:04:36,957 --> 00:04:38,875 Why? Do you have personal experience? 59 00:04:39,164 --> 00:04:42,520 I sure do! I made a move on our apprentice... 60 00:04:43,768 --> 00:04:47,220 His name was Rolf. He was an apprentice at our nursery. 61 00:04:47,317 --> 00:04:49,523 He was from a small, distant village. 62 00:04:49,908 --> 00:04:51,826 So he lived with us at our home. 63 00:04:51,827 --> 00:04:53,553 His room was right above my own. 64 00:04:53,650 --> 00:04:55,472 He really was a good-looking boy. 65 00:04:55,761 --> 00:04:57,487 But let me tell you, he was incredibly shy! 66 00:04:57,584 --> 00:04:59,214 I only had to say good morning... 67 00:04:59,215 --> 00:05:01,517 ...and his ears instantly turned bright red! 68 00:05:01,901 --> 00:05:03,052 Well, in a nutshell... 69 00:05:03,053 --> 00:05:05,739 ...it was obvious that I'd have to make the first move. 70 00:05:06,603 --> 00:05:10,247 I thought I'd start out by showing him what I had to offer. 71 00:05:11,207 --> 00:05:13,029 Hopefully, he liked big pears. 72 00:05:13,414 --> 00:05:15,907 A breast! And a nipple! 73 00:05:17,443 --> 00:05:18,881 It must be a dream. 74 00:05:20,033 --> 00:05:20,992 Oh! 75 00:05:21,856 --> 00:05:25,117 An ass! Round, plump, sweet... 76 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:29,625 If he can bear the sight of pussy... 77 00:05:29,626 --> 00:05:31,353 ...he's qualified to become my apprentice. 78 00:05:32,025 --> 00:05:32,984 That's a... 79 00:05:32,985 --> 00:05:33,944 ...a thingy! 80 00:05:34,905 --> 00:05:37,782 Ah! My dick is about to explode! 81 00:05:39,222 --> 00:05:40,948 What are you doing in the greenhouse? 82 00:05:40,949 --> 00:05:42,675 It's warmer in here than outside. 83 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:43,827 Insolent thing! 84 00:05:45,650 --> 00:05:47,376 Probably a sign of puberty. 85 00:05:52,556 --> 00:05:53,995 Oh, Rolf... 86 00:05:54,667 --> 00:05:56,585 ...could you help me tie my dress? 87 00:05:57,065 --> 00:05:58,504 Oh! Oh... 88 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:03,012 Yeah. 89 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:07,233 Do you like to go dancing? 90 00:06:07,522 --> 00:06:08,673 I... I... 91 00:06:08,961 --> 00:06:11,071 Actually, I don't know how to dance. 92 00:06:11,264 --> 00:06:14,141 That's nothing to worry about. Would you like me to teach you? 93 00:06:15,581 --> 00:06:17,595 Well, I have a lot of work to do, and... 94 00:06:17,979 --> 00:06:19,418 ...I'm always tired in the evening. 95 00:06:19,419 --> 00:06:21,241 But you like listening to records, right? 96 00:06:21,530 --> 00:06:23,448 Yes... sometimes. 97 00:06:23,736 --> 00:06:25,942 I have some great records. Would you like to listen to them? 98 00:06:27,094 --> 00:06:28,245 Maybe... 99 00:06:28,534 --> 00:06:29,684 Goodbye! 100 00:06:31,316 --> 00:06:32,754 Stupid fool! 101 00:06:34,577 --> 00:06:36,591 Well, at first I was angry. 102 00:06:36,784 --> 00:06:39,182 I showed this guy everything I had... 103 00:06:39,183 --> 00:06:42,156 ...and all he did was turn red in the face and run away! 104 00:06:42,348 --> 00:06:44,075 But I didn't give up. 105 00:06:44,363 --> 00:06:47,049 I would have let the fool go! 106 00:06:47,337 --> 00:06:51,078 No... by then my female pride had kicked in. 107 00:06:51,558 --> 00:06:55,394 I knew he took a shower every night after work. 108 00:06:55,683 --> 00:06:59,615 If he couldn't do it in the greenhouse, he couldn't do it in the bathtub, either! 109 00:07:20,907 --> 00:07:23,592 - Shit! - Did you break something? 110 00:07:24,552 --> 00:07:26,470 Um, I meant break your... 111 00:07:27,142 --> 00:07:28,101 Shit! 112 00:07:28,870 --> 00:07:30,596 Did you hurt yourself, sweetheart? 113 00:07:30,693 --> 00:07:32,227 Did you just call me sweetheart? 114 00:07:32,228 --> 00:07:34,914 Give me a hand. I think I broke my ass! 115 00:07:34,914 --> 00:07:36,353 What? Broke your ass? 116 00:07:36,354 --> 00:07:37,505 Come on! Help me! 117 00:07:37,985 --> 00:07:40,383 Are you sure it's your ass? 118 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:41,631 I have to leave! 119 00:07:42,111 --> 00:07:43,262 Always running away! 120 00:07:44,606 --> 00:07:46,524 What an asshole! 121 00:07:47,484 --> 00:07:48,635 Gisi... 122 00:07:49,019 --> 00:07:52,280 ...I will never forget your sweet little ass. 123 00:07:52,856 --> 00:07:57,556 If you only knew the trouble you cause me and my weiner. 124 00:07:57,940 --> 00:08:00,242 But you don't have the slightest notion... 125 00:08:00,530 --> 00:08:03,024 ...because you're so young and innocent. 126 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:06,477 Right now, I'm touching your fruit orchard... 127 00:08:06,478 --> 00:08:09,068 ...and dreaming about your treasure chest. 128 00:08:10,603 --> 00:08:13,097 And your breast. 129 00:08:13,769 --> 00:08:18,372 It's the most beautiful thing I've seen in all my life! 130 00:08:19,141 --> 00:08:21,538 It's too much for anyone to bear. 131 00:08:22,498 --> 00:08:25,184 I'm sure you can wait a little longer, my boy. 132 00:08:25,376 --> 00:08:26,815 Stay calm... 133 00:08:35,735 --> 00:08:39,475 That same day, my parents went out for the evening. 134 00:08:40,339 --> 00:08:42,066 It's tonight or never! 135 00:08:49,259 --> 00:08:50,506 Oh... that burns! 136 00:08:50,891 --> 00:08:52,617 If it doesn't work out tonight... 137 00:08:52,618 --> 00:08:54,536 ...I'll take up knitting and make a scarf out of my bush. 138 00:08:57,606 --> 00:08:59,332 I had planned on walking straight in... 139 00:08:59,333 --> 00:09:02,018 ...but I suddenly heard quiet moaning coming from his room. 140 00:09:02,307 --> 00:09:05,088 At first, I thought he was with another girl. 141 00:09:05,089 --> 00:09:06,720 But when I peeked through the keyhole... 142 00:09:06,721 --> 00:09:08,351 ...I couldn't believe my eyes! 143 00:09:08,352 --> 00:09:11,996 He was looking at a porn magazine and stroking his shaft. 144 00:09:12,189 --> 00:09:13,915 He must have been out of his mind! 145 00:09:15,451 --> 00:09:17,177 Don't you dare break it, my boy! 146 00:09:17,274 --> 00:09:19,000 I can put it to better use! 147 00:09:20,823 --> 00:09:22,741 Such beautiful titties... 148 00:09:36,648 --> 00:09:38,662 Of course, I wondered what I should do. 149 00:09:38,855 --> 00:09:40,294 First, I already wanted to fuck... 150 00:09:40,295 --> 00:09:42,309 ...and second, I was really wet just from watching him. 151 00:09:42,501 --> 00:09:45,954 I decided to interrupt him before he came in his hand. 152 00:09:46,722 --> 00:09:50,750 But, Miss... uh, Gisela! What are you doing here? 153 00:09:50,943 --> 00:09:52,573 I'm so scared, Rolf! 154 00:09:52,766 --> 00:09:54,301 Let me stay with you! 155 00:09:58,425 --> 00:10:00,535 What are you scared of? 156 00:10:01,208 --> 00:10:02,934 There's no thunderstorm... 157 00:10:03,031 --> 00:10:04,757 But one could be coming! 158 00:10:05,046 --> 00:10:07,156 Please, don't send me away, Rolfi! 159 00:10:08,787 --> 00:10:10,897 Yeah... but what's happening now? 160 00:10:10,898 --> 00:10:13,295 Be a good boy and let me snuggle with you for a while. 161 00:10:14,639 --> 00:10:16,365 I'm so cold. 162 00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:17,901 Is that so? 163 00:10:20,683 --> 00:10:22,601 Oh... now I feel much better. 164 00:10:22,698 --> 00:10:24,136 Oh my goodness! 165 00:10:29,316 --> 00:10:30,851 Oh Rolf... 166 00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:35,071 ...I feel something strange under here. 167 00:10:35,264 --> 00:10:37,182 Leave it alone, Gisela! 168 00:10:37,471 --> 00:10:39,197 I wonder what it is. 169 00:10:40,349 --> 00:10:42,267 Stop it! Please! 170 00:10:42,843 --> 00:10:43,994 Don't... 171 00:10:44,283 --> 00:10:45,721 - Oh! - No! 172 00:10:45,818 --> 00:10:46,969 Why not? 173 00:10:48,984 --> 00:10:50,327 I... 174 00:10:52,342 --> 00:10:54,643 I... can't... 175 00:10:55,412 --> 00:10:57,426 Can't... stand it! 176 00:10:58,098 --> 00:10:59,824 Why, does it hurt? 177 00:11:05,292 --> 00:11:07,210 Oh my... you've come to life! 178 00:11:07,211 --> 00:11:09,416 I don't care anymore! Something has to happen! 179 00:11:09,417 --> 00:11:12,678 But not in my a... Ah, now you have it right! 180 00:11:12,679 --> 00:11:15,556 If I had only known how good it feels to fuck! 181 00:11:15,749 --> 00:11:17,188 Not so fast! 182 00:11:19,778 --> 00:11:21,504 What's happening? 183 00:11:22,656 --> 00:11:24,190 So now... 184 00:11:25,342 --> 00:11:26,493 ...I'm done for. 185 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:27,837 You survived! 186 00:11:35,894 --> 00:11:37,428 That sure takes it out of you. 187 00:11:37,429 --> 00:11:39,635 Do you know what you are, Rolfi? 188 00:11:40,019 --> 00:11:41,458 No, what? 189 00:11:41,651 --> 00:11:43,473 You're my Christopher Columbus! 190 00:11:43,474 --> 00:11:45,680 You were the first one to discover my New World. 191 00:11:46,064 --> 00:11:47,215 Columbus? 192 00:11:48,367 --> 00:11:49,806 Wasn't he an admiral? 193 00:11:49,806 --> 00:11:51,341 Yes, he became one... 194 00:11:51,342 --> 00:11:53,356 ...but not until he had completed three expeditions. 195 00:11:53,453 --> 00:11:56,522 So, what do you think? Would you like to set sail one more time? 196 00:11:56,619 --> 00:11:58,345 What? Again? So soon? 197 00:11:58,921 --> 00:12:01,702 Oh, how sweet the little guy is! 198 00:12:03,142 --> 00:12:04,580 And so snuggly! 199 00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:09,856 Oh... now he's not so little anymore. 200 00:12:10,337 --> 00:12:13,693 Look at that! He's growing into a wonderful tree. 201 00:12:14,653 --> 00:12:16,955 My... he's so cute! 202 00:12:17,435 --> 00:12:20,696 He deserves my best treatment. 203 00:12:34,316 --> 00:12:38,056 When someone's really in love, they close their eyes. 204 00:12:39,495 --> 00:12:40,454 Yeah... 205 00:12:40,455 --> 00:12:42,278 ...I've read that as well. 206 00:12:43,142 --> 00:12:46,115 Don't spin around like that! It's not a corkscrew. 207 00:12:55,514 --> 00:12:59,159 Doesn't this feel better than doing it yourself? 208 00:13:00,982 --> 00:13:02,420 Actually... it does. 209 00:13:06,833 --> 00:13:09,230 Oh, my sweet Columbus! 210 00:13:09,519 --> 00:13:12,300 It feels so good to set sail with you. 211 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:14,411 It won't be long... 212 00:13:14,892 --> 00:13:16,426 ...until we reach the shore! 213 00:13:16,906 --> 00:13:17,865 No! 214 00:13:20,215 --> 00:13:22,757 So how many times did your Columbus set sail? 215 00:13:22,758 --> 00:13:24,676 Three times! He became an admiral. 216 00:13:24,677 --> 00:13:26,978 The next morning he was so pale and weak-kneed... 217 00:13:26,979 --> 00:13:29,089 ...my mother nearly sent him to see a doctor. 218 00:13:29,282 --> 00:13:31,200 But later that afternoon in the greenhouse... 219 00:13:31,201 --> 00:13:32,640 ...he was ready to go again! 220 00:13:32,641 --> 00:13:35,326 Good for you! You've got your Columbus by the balls! 221 00:13:49,425 --> 00:13:51,631 You have a fine group of girls, Professor. 222 00:13:52,782 --> 00:13:54,700 - Is there a problem? - I'll ask Renate. 223 00:13:54,797 --> 00:13:55,948 Have you seen Annette? 224 00:13:56,045 --> 00:13:57,963 I think she was feeling nauseous, and stayed on the bus. 225 00:14:11,774 --> 00:14:12,733 Annette? 226 00:14:14,940 --> 00:14:16,666 Oh, it's you, Inge. 227 00:14:16,955 --> 00:14:18,585 - I almost thought... - What? 228 00:14:19,545 --> 00:14:20,696 Oh... nothing. 229 00:14:21,369 --> 00:14:23,191 What's the matter? Are you in pain? 230 00:14:23,192 --> 00:14:24,726 - Can I help? - No. 231 00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:26,933 Come on... talk to me. 232 00:14:27,030 --> 00:14:29,811 Something's going on. I promise not to tell anyone. 233 00:14:30,579 --> 00:14:32,689 - It's nothing. - Your not fooling me. 234 00:14:32,690 --> 00:14:36,814 You're feeling nauseous, you're crying, you're not talking. 235 00:14:36,911 --> 00:14:38,062 Are you pregnant? 236 00:14:38,926 --> 00:14:40,364 Is it that obvious? 237 00:14:40,461 --> 00:14:42,091 If you keep acting this way, it will be. 238 00:14:42,092 --> 00:14:44,202 But don't worry, there are no visible signs yet. 239 00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:47,272 - How far along are you? - I'm in my third month. 240 00:14:47,369 --> 00:14:49,095 And you don't want to confide in your parents? 241 00:14:49,384 --> 00:14:51,686 That's impossible. You don't know my father! 242 00:14:52,838 --> 00:14:54,276 It would be a disaster. 243 00:14:54,565 --> 00:14:55,907 What about your mother? 244 00:14:56,100 --> 00:15:00,032 She has no say at all. Her whining would only make it worse! 245 00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:01,472 And who is the father? 246 00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:04,062 He's the most decent young man you can imagine. 247 00:15:04,447 --> 00:15:07,420 Decent? I'm not so sure about... 248 00:15:07,421 --> 00:15:09,722 It's true! You just don't know him 249 00:15:10,203 --> 00:15:11,929 You're really in love, huh? 250 00:15:12,218 --> 00:15:19,411 You know, he's exactly like the man I always imagined... 251 00:15:19,412 --> 00:15:22,576 ...I'd want to spend the rest of my life with. 252 00:15:22,865 --> 00:15:24,495 So, he's a real miracle man. 253 00:15:24,688 --> 00:15:26,127 Where did you meet him? 254 00:15:26,415 --> 00:15:29,484 We met at a birthday party... for my girlfriend. 255 00:15:29,965 --> 00:15:31,691 Biggi had just turned 19. 256 00:15:32,076 --> 00:15:34,282 She had invited some guys I didn't know... 257 00:15:34,282 --> 00:15:35,721 ...including my wonderful Jurgen. 258 00:15:35,818 --> 00:15:37,065 Jurgen Amrein. 259 00:15:43,012 --> 00:15:44,450 Oh, my God! 260 00:15:46,273 --> 00:15:48,191 So you're enlisted as a paramedic, Jurgen? 261 00:15:48,384 --> 00:15:51,165 Yes, I volunteered because I want to study medicine. 262 00:15:51,262 --> 00:15:52,413 I can use the experience. 263 00:15:52,798 --> 00:15:55,291 Voluntarily enlist? He must be out of his mind! 264 00:15:56,251 --> 00:15:58,937 Helmut also studies medicine. He's in his third term. 265 00:15:59,129 --> 00:16:00,951 It's a dumb idea to join the army! 266 00:16:01,432 --> 00:16:03,446 What else could I do? I got my draft notice. 267 00:16:03,926 --> 00:16:05,557 And you want to study medicine? 268 00:16:05,654 --> 00:16:07,668 There are a lot of ways to weasel your way out. 269 00:16:08,436 --> 00:16:12,080 That may very well be, but serving in the army will actually give me... 270 00:16:12,081 --> 00:16:14,191 ...a big advantage later on in my academic career. 271 00:16:14,672 --> 00:16:17,069 - What's your grade-point average? - 2.8. 272 00:16:17,070 --> 00:16:19,084 And with those grades you plan to study medicine? 273 00:16:20,428 --> 00:16:22,633 Why not? Am I going to treat my patients... 274 00:16:22,634 --> 00:16:24,744 ...with advanced mathematics and Latin vocabulary? 275 00:16:24,745 --> 00:16:26,663 These days it's all about performance, my friend. 276 00:16:26,856 --> 00:16:29,158 Nonsense! According to today's standards... 277 00:16:29,159 --> 00:16:30,693 ...many brilliant senior physicians... 278 00:16:30,694 --> 00:16:32,996 ...would never have earned their medical degrees. Right? 279 00:16:34,052 --> 00:16:35,778 Jurgen really impressed me. 280 00:16:36,738 --> 00:16:39,519 Gee! You seem to be seriously interested in Jurgen. 281 00:16:39,616 --> 00:16:40,767 I certainly am! 282 00:16:40,768 --> 00:16:43,261 We hadn't seen each other since the birthday party. 283 00:16:44,317 --> 00:16:46,331 He had been re-assigned... 284 00:16:46,332 --> 00:16:49,881 ...so it was only by chance that we met again. 285 00:16:58,897 --> 00:17:00,048 - Hi, Jurgen! - Annette! 286 00:17:00,049 --> 00:17:01,775 - What are you doing here? - I'm studying here now. 287 00:17:01,776 --> 00:17:03,502 - Medicine? - You remember? 288 00:17:03,503 --> 00:17:06,092 - Yes, it worked out, thank God! - Despite your mediocre grades? 289 00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:08,683 It was either a miracle or some kind of computer error. 290 00:17:08,780 --> 00:17:11,273 - Sounds like a reason to celebrate! - For sure! But... 291 00:17:11,274 --> 00:17:14,247 But unfortunately, I can't afford a fancy night on the town. 292 00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:15,495 That doesn't matter. 293 00:17:20,962 --> 00:17:24,511 It's strange. We only met that one time, at Biggi's birthday party. 294 00:17:24,991 --> 00:17:26,430 What's so strange? 295 00:17:26,910 --> 00:17:30,746 Well, it feels like we've known each other for a very long time. 296 00:17:31,994 --> 00:17:34,871 I know what you mean, Annette. I feel the same way. 297 00:17:35,256 --> 00:17:37,366 I thought of you often during my military service. 298 00:17:38,230 --> 00:17:39,381 Really, Jurgen? 299 00:17:42,355 --> 00:17:43,506 Just a tiny sip for me. 300 00:17:45,137 --> 00:17:46,288 I'm sorry. 301 00:17:46,289 --> 00:17:48,303 There's a pub down on the corner. I'm sure I can pick up something there. 302 00:17:48,304 --> 00:17:49,263 I'll be right back. 303 00:17:49,264 --> 00:17:50,223 - Hey, Jurgen? - Huh? 304 00:17:50,607 --> 00:17:51,566 Wait a minute. 305 00:17:51,759 --> 00:17:53,294 1.00... 1.50... 2.00... 306 00:17:53,390 --> 00:17:55,308 2 marks and 50 cents. That's all I have on me. 307 00:17:55,693 --> 00:17:56,844 Out of the question! 308 00:17:57,133 --> 00:17:58,667 I insist you take the money! 309 00:17:58,668 --> 00:18:00,778 Remember, when I want something, I get it. 310 00:18:00,779 --> 00:18:02,505 All right, then. I'll be right back. 311 00:18:13,919 --> 00:18:17,084 I watched Jurgen cross the street. He was running. 312 00:18:18,044 --> 00:18:19,962 I knew I had fallen in love. 313 00:18:22,552 --> 00:18:24,278 I wanted Jurgen for my own. 314 00:18:27,636 --> 00:18:29,554 Of course, it was silly of me to think... 315 00:18:29,555 --> 00:18:31,473 ...that I could make a man mine like this. 316 00:18:31,858 --> 00:18:33,584 But I felt I had no other choice. 317 00:18:41,449 --> 00:18:45,189 What does being a virgin really mean to a man today? 318 00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:56,986 Jurgen... 319 00:19:02,262 --> 00:19:03,796 Are you mad at me? 320 00:19:09,456 --> 00:19:11,374 This was a stupid thing to do, right? 321 00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:25,760 It was the first time a man had seen me in the flesh. 322 00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:27,679 But it's strange... 323 00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:30,558 With Jurgen, I didn't feel naked at all. 324 00:20:43,446 --> 00:20:44,788 I love you. 325 00:20:45,365 --> 00:20:47,379 Let's stay together forever. 326 00:20:50,832 --> 00:20:53,038 And it happened then, on your first time? 327 00:20:53,135 --> 00:20:55,820 It must have. I got a prescription for the pill the next day. 328 00:20:55,917 --> 00:20:57,643 But it was already too late. 329 00:20:57,932 --> 00:20:59,083 And now what? 330 00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:01,961 No idea. I'm totally stressed out. 331 00:21:02,058 --> 00:21:04,455 If my father finds out, he'll kick me out of the house. 332 00:21:04,552 --> 00:21:06,278 I can't believe he'd do such a thing! 333 00:21:07,047 --> 00:21:08,485 You don't know my father. 334 00:21:09,253 --> 00:21:12,610 Have you given any thought... to having an abortion? 335 00:21:12,995 --> 00:21:14,145 Of course! 336 00:21:14,530 --> 00:21:17,983 But just the suggestion of it set Jurgen off. 337 00:21:18,943 --> 00:21:21,628 Have you gone crazy, Annette? What did you do? 338 00:21:21,725 --> 00:21:24,026 I took a bath that was so hot it almost burned my skin. 339 00:21:24,027 --> 00:21:25,466 That's just an old-wives' tale! 340 00:21:25,851 --> 00:21:27,577 You'll only hurt yourslef and the baby. 341 00:21:27,578 --> 00:21:29,304 I just want it to go away... 342 00:21:30,264 --> 00:21:31,990 But Annette, we love each other! 343 00:21:32,183 --> 00:21:33,909 Don't you want to have my child? 344 00:21:34,198 --> 00:21:35,349 Of course I do! 345 00:21:35,542 --> 00:21:38,419 So there! Why are you doing these things? 346 00:21:38,516 --> 00:21:40,626 My parents... they must never know. 347 00:21:40,722 --> 00:21:43,024 - I'll talk to your father. - No! You mustn't! 348 00:21:43,025 --> 00:21:44,943 He'll only kick you out of the house, and I'll be next. 349 00:21:45,807 --> 00:21:47,150 I can handle him! 350 00:21:47,247 --> 00:21:48,877 Forget about your parents. 351 00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:50,604 This is something that concerns only you and me. 352 00:21:50,605 --> 00:21:53,291 That's easy for you to say. You don't know my father! 353 00:21:55,210 --> 00:21:57,032 Let him kick me out. What do I care? 354 00:21:57,321 --> 00:21:59,910 Come on, Annette, we can make it - and so will our child. 355 00:22:00,295 --> 00:22:02,021 But how will we make a living? 356 00:22:02,022 --> 00:22:03,748 You just started university. 357 00:22:05,955 --> 00:22:08,640 Don't worry, we'll manage somehow. 358 00:22:10,367 --> 00:22:13,436 Listen, Annette, the day we met again... 359 00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:15,451 ...was the most beautiful day of my life. 360 00:22:15,932 --> 00:22:17,946 And our child was conceived on that day. 361 00:22:18,138 --> 00:22:20,248 That's the reason I want us to have it. 362 00:22:22,071 --> 00:22:24,373 You'll be going on your school trip soon. 363 00:22:26,484 --> 00:22:29,169 I'll find a way to visit you. Okay? 364 00:22:29,746 --> 00:22:31,472 But they don't allow visitors there. 365 00:22:31,473 --> 00:22:32,816 I'll manage somehow. 366 00:22:33,296 --> 00:22:35,022 Jurgen, you have to promise... 367 00:22:35,023 --> 00:22:37,709 ...not to talk to my parents in the meantime. 368 00:22:37,997 --> 00:22:39,532 It's my responsibility to deal with them. 369 00:22:39,533 --> 00:22:41,259 I just don't yet know how. 370 00:22:46,439 --> 00:22:48,453 That's it. Now you know everything, Inge. 371 00:22:48,550 --> 00:22:51,139 - Please don't tell on me. - You can count on me. 372 00:22:51,140 --> 00:22:53,538 I'm just trying to figure out how I might help you. 373 00:22:54,210 --> 00:22:57,087 Here comes everybody. Now, pull yourself together. 374 00:23:10,515 --> 00:23:11,953 Keep it down, please! 375 00:23:11,954 --> 00:23:13,584 The noise must be giving the driver a hot flash. 376 00:23:13,681 --> 00:23:15,983 I can think of a few other things that would give him a hot flash! 377 00:23:18,669 --> 00:23:21,834 Do think Dr. Maurer has ever done the deed? 378 00:23:21,835 --> 00:23:23,274 - Dr. Maurer? - Yes. 379 00:23:23,275 --> 00:23:25,001 - I bet she has! - Why? 380 00:23:25,385 --> 00:23:26,824 I have a sixth sense about that. 381 00:23:26,825 --> 00:23:29,031 She's not as big a spinster as the one in Hannover. 382 00:23:29,128 --> 00:23:30,278 Jutta was with me... 383 00:23:30,279 --> 00:23:31,718 Hey, Jutta! Come here a second. 384 00:23:35,076 --> 00:23:37,761 Do you remember when we took a class in Hannover? 385 00:23:38,913 --> 00:23:40,064 Oh, yeah... Miss Eberhardt. 386 00:23:40,065 --> 00:23:41,599 The biology teacher. 387 00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:43,326 She was a true vestal virgin. 388 00:23:43,327 --> 00:23:44,478 What happened with her? 389 00:23:44,575 --> 00:23:45,726 She was a real piece of work. 390 00:23:45,727 --> 00:23:46,878 She had hair like a pollywog... 391 00:23:46,879 --> 00:23:48,509 ...and the fashion sense of Frankenstein. 392 00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:50,428 I guess she was trying to assert her authority. 393 00:23:51,100 --> 00:23:54,457 Take the mimosa, for example, the so-called sensitive plant. 394 00:23:54,746 --> 00:23:56,855 In response to being touched... 395 00:23:56,856 --> 00:23:59,158 ...we can observe how the plant's irritability... 396 00:23:59,159 --> 00:24:00,885 ...is being transmitted from one leaf to another. 397 00:24:00,982 --> 00:24:04,051 Such mechanical stimuli are detected by sensitive spots: 398 00:24:04,052 --> 00:24:06,737 ...sensitive papillae, sensitive hairs and sensitive bristles... 399 00:24:06,738 --> 00:24:10,191 ...all found in the upper layer of the so-called epidermis. 400 00:24:10,575 --> 00:24:14,891 The common feature shared by sensitive spots and sensitive papillae... 401 00:24:14,892 --> 00:24:17,290 ...is the existence of areas with thin cell walls... 402 00:24:17,291 --> 00:24:19,688 ...which act as gateways for these stimuli. 403 00:24:20,936 --> 00:24:22,087 Hey, you! 404 00:24:23,622 --> 00:24:25,540 Forget about manual labor! 405 00:24:25,541 --> 00:24:28,227 I'll get you a cool guy who knows what he's doing. 406 00:24:29,858 --> 00:24:31,297 It's essential to understand, ladies... 407 00:24:31,393 --> 00:24:33,216 ...that the distinction between the living and the dead... 408 00:24:33,217 --> 00:24:36,381 ...the distinction between organic and inorganic matter... 409 00:24:36,382 --> 00:24:38,109 ...is primarily irritability. 410 00:24:38,205 --> 00:24:40,124 What does that mean in a biological context? 411 00:24:40,604 --> 00:24:41,563 Evi? 412 00:24:41,564 --> 00:24:45,496 Um... Irritability is... um... 413 00:24:45,497 --> 00:24:47,895 When you... Well, I mean... 414 00:24:48,567 --> 00:24:50,965 When something irritates you! 415 00:24:51,733 --> 00:24:53,171 Like fleas or other pests... 416 00:24:53,172 --> 00:24:54,515 Or when you're playing poker! 417 00:24:56,722 --> 00:24:57,872 Or irritating men! 418 00:24:58,449 --> 00:25:00,846 Jutta, you're forgetting a teacher's irritability... 419 00:25:00,847 --> 00:25:02,766 ...when a student shows no interest in her assignments... 420 00:25:02,766 --> 00:25:05,644 ...but constantly disturbs the class with inappropriate remarks. 421 00:25:08,522 --> 00:25:11,495 Jutta, why don't you tell me the name of the organs... 422 00:25:11,496 --> 00:25:14,948 ...with which an animate being processes these stimuli? 423 00:25:14,949 --> 00:25:16,004 Now it's your turn! 424 00:25:16,005 --> 00:25:17,444 The erogenous zones! 425 00:25:18,691 --> 00:25:22,432 We're not talking about you, Juta. We're talking about plants. 426 00:25:22,528 --> 00:25:25,597 So? I've been called a "hot potato." 427 00:25:28,092 --> 00:25:32,599 I think it more accurate to refer to you as an immature brat! 428 00:25:33,463 --> 00:25:35,765 Please! I suggest you take things more seriously, ladies! 429 00:25:36,437 --> 00:25:37,972 So, what are these organs called? 430 00:25:37,973 --> 00:25:39,124 Sensory organs. 431 00:25:39,892 --> 00:25:41,714 That's what I was talking about! 432 00:25:42,674 --> 00:25:43,825 Good. 433 00:25:44,114 --> 00:25:47,854 Anita? Could you give us an example of their reaction? 434 00:25:48,430 --> 00:25:50,252 Yes, there are certain plants... 435 00:25:50,253 --> 00:25:53,610 ...such as peas, beans... 436 00:25:54,091 --> 00:25:56,392 ...cucumbers, squash... 437 00:25:57,352 --> 00:25:58,503 Eggs! 438 00:26:02,436 --> 00:26:05,025 Well... the plants look for something solid... 439 00:26:05,026 --> 00:26:07,136 ...and then entwine themselves around it... 440 00:26:07,137 --> 00:26:11,837 ...as soon as the plant's circling movement touches a solid object. 441 00:26:12,029 --> 00:26:15,578 Yes... and when the twines prop up... 442 00:26:15,579 --> 00:26:17,401 ...the erection is produced... 443 00:26:17,402 --> 00:26:19,991 ...by the increased pressure of the plant fluids. 444 00:26:25,363 --> 00:26:27,089 Your immaturity is outrageous! 445 00:26:27,570 --> 00:26:30,255 There are more important things in life than the one and only thing... 446 00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:32,078 ...that seems to be on your mind at all times. 447 00:26:32,463 --> 00:26:35,340 You can always come to me with a problem... 448 00:26:35,341 --> 00:26:37,547 ...but stop this constant disturbance of the class... 449 00:26:37,548 --> 00:26:39,753 ...with your impertinent double-entendres. 450 00:26:39,850 --> 00:26:41,385 This went on in every biology class. 451 00:26:41,577 --> 00:26:45,893 Miss Eberhardt was bound to become a dried up old spinster. 452 00:26:46,853 --> 00:26:49,826 So Jutta and I decided to help her break the habit. 453 00:26:49,827 --> 00:26:51,553 We knew this guy called Hans. 454 00:26:51,650 --> 00:26:53,377 He was only happy when he had someone to fuck... 455 00:26:53,377 --> 00:26:55,104 ...and it didn't seem to matter who it was. 456 00:26:55,201 --> 00:26:57,982 Your teacher? Really? She's single? 457 00:26:58,079 --> 00:26:59,997 - Strange! - What's so strange about it? 458 00:27:00,381 --> 00:27:02,491 Well, she's not bad looking... 459 00:27:02,492 --> 00:27:06,041 ...if you ignore the glasses and that silly hairdo. 460 00:27:06,617 --> 00:27:08,151 She's totally unapproachable. 461 00:27:08,152 --> 00:27:09,303 She'd never give in to such basic instincts. 462 00:27:09,304 --> 00:27:11,414 Nonsense! Every woman needs a little something in bed. 463 00:27:11,415 --> 00:27:13,333 - She doesn't. - Of course she does. 464 00:27:13,334 --> 00:27:16,019 - You'll never succeed! - I'll bet you anything! 465 00:27:16,116 --> 00:27:18,514 Okay, if I lose, I'll grant you a wish. 466 00:27:18,803 --> 00:27:19,953 And if you win? 467 00:27:19,954 --> 00:27:22,352 Then you two will grant me a wish. Deal? 468 00:27:22,449 --> 00:27:24,271 I think I know what you want from us. 469 00:27:24,368 --> 00:27:25,519 Even better! 470 00:27:26,287 --> 00:27:28,013 Do you promise to stick to it? 471 00:27:28,110 --> 00:27:29,261 If I win... 472 00:27:29,550 --> 00:27:32,427 Okay, okay! We promise. 473 00:27:34,921 --> 00:27:37,894 Listen, I need your help. It will only take a few minutes. 474 00:27:37,895 --> 00:27:39,334 You two have to hit on a woman. 475 00:27:39,335 --> 00:27:41,732 I'll play the savior and knock you out. 476 00:27:41,925 --> 00:27:43,651 - What? Knock me out? - I'll just pretend. 477 00:27:43,844 --> 00:27:47,297 Okay, you may knock us out for a couple of six-packs. 478 00:27:47,489 --> 00:27:50,462 For one six-pack, we'll fight back. Okay? 479 00:27:51,135 --> 00:27:53,053 And if you don't give us anything... 480 00:27:53,054 --> 00:27:56,506 ...you'll end up as a case study in the ICU. 481 00:27:57,179 --> 00:28:00,439 We'll rent a motorcycle and pretend we're bikers. 482 00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:02,742 - Do you know how to ride? - Me? You mean really ride it? 483 00:28:02,935 --> 00:28:05,620 No! But I can sit on it. That should do, right? 484 00:28:05,621 --> 00:28:06,772 I'll get the bike. 485 00:28:15,980 --> 00:28:18,281 Excuse me, ma'am. May I ask you something? 486 00:28:18,282 --> 00:28:19,433 Yes, of course. 487 00:28:19,434 --> 00:28:21,448 - Is that a bottle of milk? - Yes. 488 00:28:21,545 --> 00:28:24,038 - May I have a look? - Well... yes. 489 00:28:24,039 --> 00:28:25,190 Nice packaging! 490 00:28:26,918 --> 00:28:29,603 Oh! Why did you do that? 491 00:28:29,604 --> 00:28:31,810 Well, you know, I have an aversion to milk. 492 00:28:33,345 --> 00:28:34,784 - May I? - What do you think... 493 00:28:34,785 --> 00:28:37,182 - But we're crazy about breast milk! - Let go of me! 494 00:28:37,183 --> 00:28:39,293 - I'll scream for help! - How about a little threesome? 495 00:28:39,294 --> 00:28:40,541 With two hot guys like us, eh? 496 00:28:40,542 --> 00:28:43,227 You can scream all you want! We rule the streets! 497 00:28:43,228 --> 00:28:45,146 What a nice piece of ass! 498 00:28:46,010 --> 00:28:47,545 Let go of the lady! 499 00:28:47,546 --> 00:28:49,272 Fuck off or I'll break your face! 500 00:28:55,123 --> 00:28:57,041 - Are you injured? - No, no... 501 00:28:57,042 --> 00:28:58,481 Come on, I'll walk you home. 502 00:29:00,495 --> 00:29:02,222 That asshole hit me for real! 503 00:29:08,936 --> 00:29:10,950 Calm down, ma'am. Everything's fine now. 504 00:29:11,047 --> 00:29:13,061 - Yes. - You need to lie down for a moment. 505 00:29:13,925 --> 00:29:15,363 You prefer the sofa or bed? 506 00:29:16,323 --> 00:29:17,762 Here... 507 00:29:26,778 --> 00:29:28,504 Shouldn't we call the police? 508 00:29:28,505 --> 00:29:30,423 What's the use? Those bikers are long gone! 509 00:29:30,424 --> 00:29:33,877 - You just need a shot of cognac. - I'm afraid I have no cognac. 510 00:29:34,070 --> 00:29:36,755 Do you have any alcohol? I could use a shot myself! 511 00:29:37,523 --> 00:29:40,784 - I do have some whiskey. - Great! That's perfect! 512 00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:43,566 Just stay where you are. 513 00:29:43,951 --> 00:29:45,389 - Where is it? - What? 514 00:29:45,390 --> 00:29:46,349 The whiskey. 515 00:29:46,446 --> 00:29:48,844 Oh, I see. Yes. In the cupboard. 516 00:29:49,132 --> 00:29:50,571 Behind the spices. 517 00:29:55,175 --> 00:29:56,614 Ah... here it is! 518 00:30:02,273 --> 00:30:03,903 A little spice is always good. 519 00:30:08,412 --> 00:30:10,330 Here, have a sip. 520 00:30:14,167 --> 00:30:16,085 - Better? - Yes. 521 00:30:25,005 --> 00:30:27,403 By the way, my name is Hans. Hans Weimann. 522 00:30:28,842 --> 00:30:30,281 My name is Eberhardt. 523 00:30:30,857 --> 00:30:32,967 Really? I could have sworn you were a woman. 524 00:30:32,968 --> 00:30:34,694 That's my last name, of course. 525 00:30:34,791 --> 00:30:36,613 That's it? No other name? 526 00:30:36,998 --> 00:30:39,779 - Irene. - Very nice! Irene is perfect. 527 00:30:39,780 --> 00:30:41,219 It suits you very well. 528 00:30:41,603 --> 00:30:43,138 What do you mean? 529 00:30:43,618 --> 00:30:47,934 Relax. I meant a pretty name suits a pretty woman. 530 00:30:48,510 --> 00:30:51,387 - You're making fun of me! - Absolutely not. 531 00:30:51,484 --> 00:30:54,266 You are a beautiful woman, believe me. 532 00:30:54,554 --> 00:30:55,513 Huh? 533 00:30:57,145 --> 00:30:58,871 No one ever told me that. 534 00:30:59,255 --> 00:31:02,324 Well then... it's about time! Have another shot, it always helps. 535 00:31:02,517 --> 00:31:03,668 I'm not so sure! 536 00:31:04,053 --> 00:31:05,203 I'd rather not... 537 00:31:06,643 --> 00:31:08,465 Come on, give it a try! 538 00:31:25,441 --> 00:31:26,592 What did you do? 539 00:31:26,593 --> 00:31:28,031 I kissed you. 540 00:31:29,279 --> 00:31:32,156 - But you must not... do that. - Why not? 541 00:32:05,532 --> 00:32:07,258 It says "Eberhardt." That's where she lives. 542 00:32:13,876 --> 00:32:15,027 Don't open the door! 543 00:32:16,946 --> 00:32:18,864 Maybe they're saying the rosary. 544 00:32:20,688 --> 00:32:22,126 But it may be urgent! 545 00:32:22,798 --> 00:32:25,771 Please be quiet! Do me a favor and hide. 546 00:32:29,513 --> 00:32:31,431 Oh, God! The whiskey! 547 00:32:37,953 --> 00:32:40,447 Hello, Miss Eberhardt. Is this a bad time? May I? 548 00:32:40,544 --> 00:32:41,982 What are you doing here? 549 00:32:42,175 --> 00:32:45,340 Well, you said we could come to you with problems any time. 550 00:32:45,341 --> 00:32:48,697 Yes, so we were thinking... about those irritability movements... 551 00:32:48,698 --> 00:32:50,616 ...and the intake of sensory stimuli... 552 00:32:50,617 --> 00:32:52,631 Well, that's very sweet of you, but... 553 00:32:53,016 --> 00:32:56,468 You know, ladies, you really can't... 554 00:32:57,045 --> 00:32:58,771 - Oh! Do you have company? - No. 555 00:32:58,772 --> 00:33:00,211 - Have we disturbed you? - Yes. 556 00:33:00,212 --> 00:33:02,897 Well, actually, no. Honestly, no. 557 00:33:03,090 --> 00:33:04,241 Oh... 558 00:33:04,337 --> 00:33:06,255 Perhaps you'd be so kind as to leave? 559 00:33:06,256 --> 00:33:09,325 Maybe I can explain your irritability question tomorrow. 560 00:33:09,518 --> 00:33:11,532 And the transfer of sperm as well? 561 00:33:12,972 --> 00:33:14,698 Please don't jump to conclusions. 562 00:33:14,795 --> 00:33:16,809 I mean, the person in attendance is... 563 00:33:16,810 --> 00:33:18,824 - Is... - But there's no one here! 564 00:33:18,921 --> 00:33:20,071 There isn't? 565 00:33:20,072 --> 00:33:21,799 You appear to be very excited, Miss Eberhardt. 566 00:33:21,991 --> 00:33:24,293 - Oh... - Aren't you feeling well? 567 00:33:24,390 --> 00:33:26,692 No, it's nothing, just a little headache. 568 00:33:26,980 --> 00:33:29,282 Well, we don't want to bother you any longer, do we, Jutta? 569 00:33:29,379 --> 00:33:32,831 Yes. We can discuss sensory stimuli and irritability some other time. 570 00:33:32,928 --> 00:33:34,846 In the meantime, you can gain some experience... 571 00:33:34,847 --> 00:33:38,779 Yes, indeed. I'm a bit nervous today. I better go straight to bed. 572 00:33:40,603 --> 00:33:41,753 A bed always helps. 573 00:33:42,905 --> 00:33:45,878 - Well, no hard feelings. Goodbye. - Goodbye. 574 00:33:54,702 --> 00:33:55,853 Mr. Weimann? 575 00:33:56,142 --> 00:33:57,485 Where are you? 576 00:33:57,486 --> 00:33:59,404 Don't tell me you jumped out the window! 577 00:34:03,337 --> 00:34:04,871 What are you doing in my bed? 578 00:34:05,447 --> 00:34:08,708 No one was going to find me here. I didn't want to embarrass you. 579 00:34:08,805 --> 00:34:11,203 - How dare you! - But you said... 580 00:34:11,683 --> 00:34:12,930 ...I should do you a favor. 581 00:34:12,931 --> 00:34:15,424 But you didn't have to take your clothes off. 582 00:34:15,521 --> 00:34:17,248 I didn't want to dirty the sheets. 583 00:34:17,728 --> 00:34:19,454 Get out of my bed immediately! 584 00:34:19,743 --> 00:34:21,757 Of course, as you wish. 585 00:34:31,924 --> 00:34:33,650 Please get back into bed. 586 00:34:38,638 --> 00:34:40,364 How pretty you are. 587 00:34:55,518 --> 00:34:59,930 What... ? What... are you doing to me? 588 00:35:09,521 --> 00:35:11,823 - Should I stop and leave? - Yes, of course you should. 589 00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:13,358 Oh, but stay! 590 00:35:14,894 --> 00:35:16,812 Your body is like Venus de Milo. 591 00:35:16,813 --> 00:35:17,963 That old? 592 00:35:17,964 --> 00:35:19,882 No... that beautiful. 593 00:35:27,460 --> 00:35:28,898 What? Lose the panties, too? 594 00:35:28,899 --> 00:35:30,626 It won't work with them on, sweetheart. 595 00:35:36,285 --> 00:35:38,970 - Lie down? - I get tired standing up. 596 00:36:19,251 --> 00:36:22,032 You beautiful, strong man! I love you! 597 00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:24,431 It feels so good! 598 00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:26,637 You're such a beautiful woman! 599 00:36:27,214 --> 00:36:30,091 I wouldn't trade you for any of those young girls! 600 00:36:31,818 --> 00:36:32,969 Don't lie to me. 601 00:36:32,970 --> 00:36:34,121 You must not lie! 602 00:36:34,122 --> 00:36:35,273 I swear! 603 00:37:27,829 --> 00:37:29,747 I have to tell you something, darling. 604 00:37:30,995 --> 00:37:32,721 The incident with those bikers... 605 00:37:33,010 --> 00:37:34,736 I arranged the whole thing. 606 00:37:35,504 --> 00:37:38,094 I couldn't think of any other way to get close to you. 607 00:37:38,670 --> 00:37:39,821 Forgive me. 608 00:37:42,315 --> 00:37:45,001 - Because I really love you. - You're just saying that. 609 00:37:46,344 --> 00:37:49,030 And the next day, Miss Eberhardt didn't show up for class. 610 00:37:49,510 --> 00:37:52,675 Maybe she really was sick. She sure acted strange. 611 00:37:52,964 --> 00:37:55,169 And in the afternoon, we both went to see Hans. 612 00:37:55,554 --> 00:37:56,801 So tell us, what happened? 613 00:37:56,802 --> 00:37:58,432 Did you fuck her or not? 614 00:37:58,721 --> 00:38:01,598 I'm sorry to disappoint you kids, but it didn't work out. 615 00:38:01,599 --> 00:38:03,037 And I won't try again. 616 00:38:03,134 --> 00:38:04,861 See? I knew it! 617 00:38:05,916 --> 00:38:07,643 The old maid won't budge. 618 00:38:08,027 --> 00:38:10,041 Yes, I'm sorry, but you won the bet. 619 00:38:10,426 --> 00:38:11,864 But let me tell you one thing. 620 00:38:11,961 --> 00:38:15,606 Miss Eberhardt is a fantastic woman. She deserves nothing but respect. 621 00:38:16,566 --> 00:38:18,676 You girls could learn a thing or two from her. 622 00:38:20,115 --> 00:38:22,033 - Are you crazy? - He's got a screw loose! 623 00:38:22,705 --> 00:38:24,911 That's it? I expected a little more. 624 00:38:24,912 --> 00:38:27,406 You got me all excited for nothing! 625 00:38:28,366 --> 00:38:29,708 We felt the same way... 626 00:38:29,709 --> 00:38:32,011 ...but the next day we were in for a surprise. 627 00:38:40,260 --> 00:38:42,274 Man, I must be dreaming! 628 00:38:42,371 --> 00:38:44,289 No way! It can't be true! 629 00:38:45,249 --> 00:38:46,399 Miss Eberhardt is coming! 630 00:38:55,415 --> 00:38:56,854 Good morning, ladies. 631 00:39:01,267 --> 00:39:05,774 I've decided to conclude the topic of plants, ladies... 632 00:39:05,775 --> 00:39:08,844 ...and instead turn to the study of human organs responsible for... 633 00:39:08,845 --> 00:39:12,202 ...the intake of sensory stimuli and related irritability movements. 634 00:39:12,970 --> 00:39:15,367 I assume you'll find this more interesting. 635 00:39:19,972 --> 00:39:21,123 Thank you. 636 00:39:29,371 --> 00:39:32,536 I don't know the artist who drew this... 637 00:39:32,537 --> 00:39:35,222 ...but nevertheless, I'd advise her... 638 00:39:35,223 --> 00:39:38,868 ...not to have such oversized expectations of men. 639 00:39:39,924 --> 00:39:42,033 I believe we should approach this subject... 640 00:39:42,034 --> 00:39:43,761 ...a little more factually. 641 00:39:44,625 --> 00:39:47,022 Wow! Now I'm totally blown away! 642 00:39:50,860 --> 00:39:53,161 Well, your friend Hans sure pulled a fast one on you! 643 00:39:53,546 --> 00:39:54,984 You can say that again! 644 00:39:54,985 --> 00:39:57,575 But he never would admit that he actually did get into her pants. 645 00:39:57,863 --> 00:40:01,124 We found out later that he was in a serious relationship with her. 646 00:40:01,892 --> 00:40:05,153 Well, it's been a long time since I had a naked man in front of me! 647 00:40:05,634 --> 00:40:08,223 Yeah, right! Stop joking around. I don't believe a word of it. 648 00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:10,238 No, really! It's been almost two weeks! 649 00:40:11,677 --> 00:40:12,828 Honestly. 650 00:40:13,788 --> 00:40:14,747 For sure! 651 00:40:14,748 --> 00:40:17,913 Remember when I had to go to Cologne with my parents two weeks ago? 652 00:40:17,914 --> 00:40:19,928 My cousin Uschi and I seized the opportunity... 653 00:40:19,929 --> 00:40:21,655 ...and went for a ride in the country. 654 00:40:22,232 --> 00:40:23,958 Most likely without any panties! 655 00:40:25,921 --> 00:40:27,699 NO FISHING 656 00:40:27,796 --> 00:40:29,522 Come on! Bite, little fishes! 657 00:40:29,523 --> 00:40:32,209 Bite, so Daddy's got something for dinner tonight! 658 00:40:32,305 --> 00:40:34,223 Come on, already. 659 00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:36,238 Bite! 660 00:40:37,870 --> 00:40:39,596 I discovered this lake a few weeks ago. 661 00:40:39,693 --> 00:40:41,131 No one ever comes out here. 662 00:40:41,132 --> 00:40:43,051 Have you ever gone skinny-dipping? 663 00:40:43,051 --> 00:40:45,161 - No, why? - It's great! I'm telling you! 664 00:40:45,162 --> 00:40:46,601 You feel totally free! 665 00:40:46,890 --> 00:40:48,808 The feeling of the water engulfing your pussy... 666 00:40:48,809 --> 00:40:50,727 ...will give you goosebumps! 667 00:41:08,086 --> 00:41:10,004 Come on, Uschi, hurry up! I have to pee. 668 00:41:10,005 --> 00:41:12,787 - Just pee in the lake. - No, it will make the fish get horny! 669 00:41:12,787 --> 00:41:14,801 So what? Fish like to have sex, too. 670 00:41:18,927 --> 00:41:20,078 Hey! Careful! 671 00:41:29,478 --> 00:41:32,067 It's contagious. Now I have to pee, too. 672 00:41:32,068 --> 00:41:33,603 I hope no one comes along. 673 00:41:33,699 --> 00:41:35,809 I told you, no one ever comes out here. 674 00:41:37,728 --> 00:41:39,167 Here we go. 675 00:41:50,197 --> 00:41:54,321 Wow! Uschi! Check out your breasts! They're twice the size of mine! 676 00:41:54,513 --> 00:41:56,815 Yes, but you better stop, or I'll make love to you. 677 00:41:56,816 --> 00:41:59,118 - But I'm no lesbian! - Did you think I was? 678 00:41:59,598 --> 00:42:01,325 Your breasts are really nice, too! 679 00:42:01,421 --> 00:42:03,819 I bet everyone wants a feel of these! 680 00:42:03,820 --> 00:42:06,697 - Some guys prefer small tits. - Stop talking trash! 681 00:42:07,082 --> 00:42:09,000 Girl, you're as white as Emmentaler cheese! 682 00:42:09,001 --> 00:42:11,015 Well, you don't look like you've seen much sun this year, either! 683 00:42:11,112 --> 00:42:15,331 I was thinking the same thing. It's about time I got a little tan. 684 00:42:15,908 --> 00:42:17,826 - Have you ever shaved your pussy? - Yes. 685 00:42:17,923 --> 00:42:21,759 But never again! It itches terribly when the hair starts growing back. 686 00:42:26,171 --> 00:42:27,898 Did you know that fish have dicks? 687 00:42:27,899 --> 00:42:29,625 No, I never heard that one before. 688 00:42:42,573 --> 00:42:44,011 Ah! It feels great! 689 00:43:19,785 --> 00:43:20,936 Come here! 690 00:43:26,403 --> 00:43:27,842 I'm going to dunk you! 691 00:43:35,898 --> 00:43:37,817 - I just got bit by a fish! - Where? 692 00:43:38,009 --> 00:43:39,160 Just look at that! 693 00:43:44,532 --> 00:43:46,450 - I'm coming for you! - Go ahead! 694 00:44:03,714 --> 00:44:05,152 Okay... and now... 695 00:44:09,852 --> 00:44:11,579 I'm getting out. It's too cold. 696 00:44:11,580 --> 00:44:13,689 I've had enough, too. I'm going to lay out in the sun. 697 00:44:13,978 --> 00:44:16,088 Hey, Uschi! All our things are gone! 698 00:44:16,185 --> 00:44:18,391 What? That's impossible! 699 00:44:18,392 --> 00:44:21,940 Can't you see? Everything's gone! This is where we left our clothes. 700 00:44:22,325 --> 00:44:24,339 Then someone must have stolen our stuff! 701 00:44:25,395 --> 00:44:28,559 Hello! Is anybody there? 702 00:44:31,629 --> 00:44:32,780 Hello! 703 00:44:36,425 --> 00:44:38,727 Good day, ladies. My name is Muller. 704 00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:41,318 Did you steal our clothes? 705 00:44:41,606 --> 00:44:44,387 Steal? Who would use an expression like that? 706 00:44:44,484 --> 00:44:46,211 Why don't you come a little closer? 707 00:44:46,595 --> 00:44:48,897 Absolutely not, you dirty old man! 708 00:44:48,994 --> 00:44:51,775 Give us our stuff back, and hurry up! 709 00:44:53,119 --> 00:44:56,571 Why be so unfriendly? There's no need to nitpick! 710 00:44:56,860 --> 00:44:58,874 Two yummy-looking girls like you! 711 00:44:59,450 --> 00:45:02,135 Just come a little closer! We can work everything out! 712 00:45:04,438 --> 00:45:05,973 Work out what? 713 00:45:06,645 --> 00:45:09,810 A finder's fee, for example. For lost panties! 714 00:45:10,961 --> 00:45:12,880 You pig! If you don't return our things... 715 00:45:12,881 --> 00:45:15,662 ...we'll scream for help! 716 00:45:16,142 --> 00:45:18,636 Go ahead, scream away! Maybe the fish will hear you! 717 00:45:20,075 --> 00:45:22,377 There must be a better way to deal with this guy. 718 00:45:22,474 --> 00:45:23,625 Watch me. 719 00:45:23,722 --> 00:45:27,078 If you want to play around with us, you'll have to catch us first! 720 00:45:27,079 --> 00:45:30,148 And whomever you catch first is yours to feel up! 721 00:45:33,602 --> 00:45:35,328 I'll catch one of them! 722 00:46:19,445 --> 00:46:20,596 Here we go! 723 00:46:21,651 --> 00:46:22,802 1, 2, 3... 724 00:46:24,434 --> 00:46:25,584 All right! 725 00:46:26,449 --> 00:46:27,599 Help! Careful! 726 00:46:31,245 --> 00:46:32,587 What a bummer! 727 00:46:45,152 --> 00:46:46,303 That's the third time. 728 00:46:46,304 --> 00:46:47,454 No... the other way. 729 00:46:49,373 --> 00:46:50,716 Help, a police dog! 730 00:46:52,539 --> 00:46:54,266 - Do you see anyone around? - No. 731 00:46:54,362 --> 00:46:57,335 But look! There are some clothes. Let's take them and get out of here! 732 00:46:57,432 --> 00:46:58,583 Okay! 733 00:46:59,831 --> 00:47:01,269 Here's a jacket. 734 00:47:05,107 --> 00:47:07,696 - These are a little too big. - It doesn't matter. 735 00:47:07,889 --> 00:47:09,040 You won't get away with this! 736 00:47:09,136 --> 00:47:10,863 I... We... We only... 737 00:47:10,864 --> 00:47:12,782 Somebody stole our clothes! 738 00:47:12,783 --> 00:47:14,509 So you thought you could do the same thing to us? 739 00:47:14,510 --> 00:47:15,661 - Right? - No. 740 00:47:15,758 --> 00:47:18,539 - No. I mean... Actually... - Actually, what? 741 00:47:18,732 --> 00:47:20,458 We just wanted to borrow the clothes. 742 00:47:20,459 --> 00:47:22,377 We would have returned them. For sure! 743 00:47:22,762 --> 00:47:24,488 Do we have anything to loan, Werner? 744 00:47:25,736 --> 00:47:28,037 No, definitely not. We're not a costume rental. 745 00:47:28,518 --> 00:47:29,669 Take them off! 746 00:47:29,861 --> 00:47:32,067 If someone's going home naked, it's you... not us! 747 00:47:32,739 --> 00:47:34,466 Yeah, but... There! 748 00:47:34,467 --> 00:47:37,344 There he is! That's the dirty dog who stole our clothes! 749 00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:39,838 Come on, Heinz! Let's catch that guy! 750 00:47:47,991 --> 00:47:50,389 Ouch! Please! Take your hands off me! 751 00:47:50,773 --> 00:47:53,363 Just pretend you're in the army and have to follow our every order! 752 00:47:53,843 --> 00:47:56,241 - Otherwise, we'll bite off your balls! - Oh no... not the balls! 753 00:47:56,817 --> 00:47:59,406 - Not from behind, again! - Yes, from behind! 754 00:48:00,079 --> 00:48:02,380 Please, don't! Put me down! Put me down! 755 00:48:02,669 --> 00:48:04,108 - And... go! - Ouch! 756 00:48:06,794 --> 00:48:07,945 - Stand still! - Yes, sir! 757 00:48:07,946 --> 00:48:09,384 - Hat off! - Hat on! 758 00:48:10,057 --> 00:48:11,112 - Take off your clothes! - Faster! 759 00:48:11,113 --> 00:48:12,263 I can't go faster. 760 00:48:12,264 --> 00:48:13,799 By the time I count to 10, you're naked! 761 00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:17,540 - Yes, General! - One, two, three, four... 762 00:48:17,733 --> 00:48:18,884 - Pants off! - Hurry up! 763 00:48:18,885 --> 00:48:20,035 Yes! Pants off... 764 00:48:22,434 --> 00:48:23,873 - Faster! - Yes, faster! 765 00:48:24,065 --> 00:48:26,079 - Five, six... - They won't come off! 766 00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:27,423 ...seven, eight... 767 00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:29,342 - Stand still! - Yes, standing still. 768 00:48:30,973 --> 00:48:32,700 - Carry on! - Yes, carrying on. 769 00:48:33,180 --> 00:48:35,578 If I'd have know, I would have worn briefs! 770 00:48:37,401 --> 00:48:38,839 - Attention! - Yes sir! 771 00:48:40,662 --> 00:48:42,005 - About face! - About face. 772 00:48:42,179 --> 00:48:43,349 - About face! - Yes sir! 773 00:48:43,637 --> 00:48:45,364 - Push-up! - Yes sir! 774 00:48:46,324 --> 00:48:47,475 - Attention! - Attention. 775 00:48:48,435 --> 00:48:49,585 - Salute! - Yes sir! 776 00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:53,231 Oh... it's still there. 777 00:48:53,999 --> 00:48:55,437 - I think it's time for a swim. - Yes! 778 00:48:56,397 --> 00:48:57,548 No more! 779 00:49:00,043 --> 00:49:02,344 Watch out! I'm about to get wet! 780 00:49:08,483 --> 00:49:11,073 That's it, ladies. Take 'em off. 781 00:49:11,553 --> 00:49:13,855 And let me add... hurry it up. Okay? 782 00:49:15,103 --> 00:49:17,308 Nudism spiced up with a little bit of love! 783 00:49:17,309 --> 00:49:18,844 It's always been a dream of mine! 784 00:49:21,530 --> 00:49:24,599 Listen... I'll take this one, and you have the other. Okay? 785 00:49:26,134 --> 00:49:27,861 These are a couple of hot chicks! 786 00:49:34,191 --> 00:49:35,630 We have nothing against you... 787 00:49:35,631 --> 00:49:37,549 ...but using force isn't our idea of a good time. 788 00:49:37,550 --> 00:49:38,893 What do you mean, "force"? 789 00:49:38,894 --> 00:49:40,140 Come on, Werner. Let's go. 790 00:49:40,141 --> 00:49:43,018 - No, no! I was just saying... - ...that it's all right! 791 00:49:48,486 --> 00:49:49,637 Go back under! 792 00:49:55,871 --> 00:49:57,022 I said back under! 793 00:50:07,957 --> 00:50:10,163 Go under, or else! 794 00:50:15,918 --> 00:50:17,069 Under! 795 00:50:21,194 --> 00:50:22,345 Come! 796 00:50:34,046 --> 00:50:35,964 My dick is shriveling up... 797 00:50:39,897 --> 00:50:41,048 Go under! 798 00:50:47,666 --> 00:50:49,584 Oh, man! This is so hot! 799 00:50:52,175 --> 00:50:54,764 Susanne? Come here. 800 00:50:58,218 --> 00:51:00,136 - Yes, what is it? - Look who's in the paper. 801 00:51:00,424 --> 00:51:02,534 - Who? - In this photo. 802 00:51:02,535 --> 00:51:05,892 - Isn't this you... ? - Oh, yes! Yes, that's him! 803 00:51:05,989 --> 00:51:08,578 - Are you still going out with him? - No, I broke it off. 804 00:51:08,771 --> 00:51:10,785 I guess he was a little too old for you. 805 00:51:10,882 --> 00:51:14,334 You know, for his age he was a very cool guy. 806 00:51:14,527 --> 00:51:16,637 And he always treated me like a lady. 807 00:51:16,638 --> 00:51:20,186 I can believe that. How did you hook up with him? 808 00:51:20,859 --> 00:51:22,489 Well, it was... 809 00:51:22,874 --> 00:51:24,792 You know my father is the accountant... 810 00:51:24,793 --> 00:51:26,519 ...at his brewery, right? 811 00:51:26,808 --> 00:51:29,589 And that's how the whole thing started. 812 00:51:29,974 --> 00:51:31,892 It was a Sunday afternoon. 813 00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:39,181 For God's sake! That damned TV! Can't you turn it down a bit? 814 00:51:39,182 --> 00:51:40,621 It's driving me crazy! 815 00:51:40,718 --> 00:51:42,444 You're just in a bad mood! 816 00:51:42,828 --> 00:51:45,226 Susanne! Don't talk to your father like that! 817 00:51:45,707 --> 00:51:48,200 - He's got a lot of problems! - I'm at the end of my rope, Erna! 818 00:51:48,297 --> 00:51:50,407 Grumbach is just looking for a reason to fire me! 819 00:51:51,367 --> 00:51:52,805 Can he really do that? 820 00:51:53,094 --> 00:51:55,492 "Can he?" "Can he?" Of course he can! 821 00:51:55,589 --> 00:51:57,986 He make make up anything and say it was my mistake! 822 00:51:58,275 --> 00:51:59,809 Are you finished with the itemization? 823 00:52:01,441 --> 00:52:02,879 It's my nerves that are finished! 824 00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:05,470 He knew this couldn't be done over the weekend! 825 00:52:06,046 --> 00:52:07,964 If I turn it in the way it is now, I'm finished! 826 00:52:08,157 --> 00:52:09,883 I'm running out of ideas. 827 00:52:12,665 --> 00:52:14,967 I'll take it over to Grumbach if you don't have the guts! 828 00:52:16,406 --> 00:52:17,845 Yes... just let her go. 829 00:52:19,572 --> 00:52:21,586 And you really went to see him? 830 00:52:21,683 --> 00:52:23,122 Yes, of course! 831 00:52:23,314 --> 00:52:25,808 Your parents didn't stop you? 832 00:52:26,192 --> 00:52:27,919 I think they were too embarrassed. 833 00:52:28,112 --> 00:52:32,044 In fact, my father was relieved that he didn't have to go. 834 00:52:32,812 --> 00:52:34,922 Honestly now... you weren't at all nervous? 835 00:52:45,952 --> 00:52:47,102 Susanne? 836 00:52:47,391 --> 00:52:49,597 What a surprise! Have you been waiting long? 837 00:52:49,694 --> 00:52:53,338 I apologize, the maid's off today, and my wife's at a health resort. 838 00:52:53,435 --> 00:52:55,353 My father asked me to deliver these documents. 839 00:52:55,546 --> 00:52:57,464 He said it was important that... 840 00:52:57,465 --> 00:53:00,534 Yes, don't worry about these. It really doesn't matter. 841 00:53:02,357 --> 00:53:05,042 I can take care of business later. Do you play billiards? 842 00:53:05,619 --> 00:53:08,112 - No. - You really should learn, Susanne. 843 00:53:08,401 --> 00:53:11,374 The table is inside. What are we waiting for? 844 00:53:11,854 --> 00:53:13,772 Would you care for some liquor or a glass of champagne? 845 00:53:13,773 --> 00:53:16,746 - No thanks. - A little sip won't do any harm. 846 00:53:16,939 --> 00:53:18,857 You're not going to turn me down, are you? 847 00:53:21,064 --> 00:53:22,598 He played billiards with you? 848 00:53:24,422 --> 00:53:28,066 Billiards comes from the French 'bille'... meaning ball. 849 00:53:31,999 --> 00:53:35,260 But it's all about the billiard cue. There are striking differences. 850 00:53:37,179 --> 00:53:39,193 Oh, little Susanne! You're such a sweet girl. 851 00:53:41,016 --> 00:53:42,167 So sweet... 852 00:53:46,867 --> 00:53:51,375 You wouldn't believe how many different bank shots can be taken. 853 00:54:24,558 --> 00:54:25,997 That's so nice! Yes! 854 00:54:31,464 --> 00:54:33,958 Alfred had mastered every variation in the book. 855 00:54:46,139 --> 00:54:48,536 The firmness and angle of your stroke... 856 00:54:48,537 --> 00:54:50,455 ... reflects the level of skill in your technique. 857 00:54:51,128 --> 00:54:53,142 When the balls really start moving... 858 00:54:53,142 --> 00:54:55,540 ...and you can hear them slapping up against the cushions... 859 00:54:55,541 --> 00:54:58,706 ...then you know you're playing the game right. 860 00:54:58,707 --> 00:54:59,858 You ride me so well! 861 00:55:08,106 --> 00:55:09,257 Shoot! 862 00:55:19,904 --> 00:55:22,013 - Does it feel good? - Yes! 863 00:55:33,811 --> 00:55:36,592 Man! Are sure you're not making all this up, Susi? 864 00:55:36,881 --> 00:55:38,415 None of it! I swear! 865 00:55:39,567 --> 00:55:43,403 He spoiled me in every way! With fancy dinners, for example. 866 00:55:46,665 --> 00:55:48,199 He showered me with gifts. 867 00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:49,926 Of course I was impressed! 868 00:55:54,339 --> 00:55:57,120 This went on for several months, until... 869 00:55:57,313 --> 00:56:00,861 ...I wanted to do it outside. On the grass, or in the hay. 870 00:56:01,054 --> 00:56:02,972 It seemed more romantic to me. 871 00:56:03,453 --> 00:56:05,946 We often went for a ride somewhere out in the country... 872 00:56:05,947 --> 00:56:08,441 ...and usually ended up doing it in a small inn somewhere. 873 00:56:08,538 --> 00:56:12,470 This went on for a few more months, until just recently. 874 00:56:13,430 --> 00:56:15,348 Look around! I bought the whole property! 875 00:56:15,349 --> 00:56:17,746 I'll build a large country home with all the amenities! 876 00:56:17,843 --> 00:56:20,145 It's a beautiful spot! Are you planning on living here full time... 877 00:56:20,146 --> 00:56:21,584 ...with your wife? 878 00:56:22,257 --> 00:56:25,038 With my wife? God help us! She always at some health resort. 879 00:56:25,231 --> 00:56:29,163 No. This place will be for love. For you and me! 880 00:56:30,890 --> 00:56:32,616 - For me? - Of course! 881 00:56:32,713 --> 00:56:35,015 This will be our hideaway for ... you know what! 882 00:56:35,207 --> 00:56:37,701 Oh, Freddie! This is so wonderful! 883 00:56:44,128 --> 00:56:47,868 Here's where the sauna will be, with a huge fireplace, right? 884 00:56:48,924 --> 00:56:50,842 Definitely. A gigantic one! 885 00:56:53,624 --> 00:56:56,022 And Freddie... where is our bedroom going to be? 886 00:56:56,118 --> 00:56:58,804 Let me think. Where would you like it to be? 887 00:57:21,438 --> 00:57:22,589 What's the matter? 888 00:57:22,782 --> 00:57:23,933 Come, love... 889 00:57:24,509 --> 00:57:25,660 What? Here? 890 00:57:25,948 --> 00:57:28,346 Here and now! Why not? I feel like doing it right now! 891 00:57:29,306 --> 00:57:31,128 But... what if someone sees us? 892 00:57:32,855 --> 00:57:34,774 No one will. Don't be such a prude. 893 00:57:36,213 --> 00:57:37,172 Well... 894 00:57:42,448 --> 00:57:45,517 Girl, look at your body! You're driving me crazy! 895 00:57:48,587 --> 00:57:50,792 How much longer do I have to stand here? 896 00:57:51,465 --> 00:57:53,479 Or... don't you want me anymore? 897 00:57:54,152 --> 00:57:55,878 Of course I do! Yes... 898 00:57:56,167 --> 00:57:57,318 Well, there you go. 899 00:58:00,771 --> 00:58:03,073 Please, you have to get undressed, too. 900 00:58:03,745 --> 00:58:05,184 Where? Here on the grass? 901 00:58:06,048 --> 00:58:08,254 I want to feel your skin on mine. 902 00:58:09,693 --> 00:58:11,803 All right. If you absolutely insist. 903 00:58:17,175 --> 00:58:21,778 The possibility of being watched turns me on. It excites me! 904 00:58:22,163 --> 00:58:25,999 Yes. And that's exactly why I feel so uncomfortable. 905 00:58:30,315 --> 00:58:33,097 Come on, hurry! We're not in your bedroom. 906 00:58:45,757 --> 00:58:47,004 Good grief... 907 00:58:52,567 --> 00:58:54,006 Did you hurt yourself? 908 00:58:57,939 --> 00:58:59,665 Damned disc is acting up! 909 00:58:59,666 --> 00:59:02,447 Poor thing! And all because of me. 910 00:59:08,011 --> 00:59:09,257 That feels better. 911 00:59:23,164 --> 00:59:24,603 Ah... so good! 912 00:59:30,262 --> 00:59:31,413 Wait... 913 00:59:51,362 --> 00:59:53,760 Ah! That damned disc again! 914 01:00:02,104 --> 01:00:03,255 Did you hear something? 915 01:00:03,544 --> 01:00:05,270 Just a crow. Can't you tell? 916 01:00:07,669 --> 01:00:10,162 You finish so quickly, lately. 917 01:00:11,506 --> 01:00:15,821 Let's take a little break now. Then we'll try again later. Okay? 918 01:00:16,206 --> 01:00:18,891 Sounds familiar. Anyway, it won't happen. 919 01:00:18,892 --> 01:00:22,153 I'm well aware that I'm not a teenager anymore. 920 01:00:22,250 --> 01:00:24,456 I didn't mean it that way, my dear Freddie. 921 01:00:27,238 --> 01:00:28,389 Let's go to my place, okay? 922 01:00:28,390 --> 01:00:31,075 I had the strange feeling that somehow everything had changed. 923 01:00:31,172 --> 01:00:32,610 It certainly wasn't his fault. 924 01:00:32,803 --> 01:00:35,968 It felt like I was sitting in a theater... 925 01:00:35,969 --> 01:00:39,230 ...watching the two of us on stage from the perspective of another person. 926 01:00:40,190 --> 01:00:41,820 - Freddie? - What is it? 927 01:00:42,109 --> 01:00:44,123 You know, I've been thinking about us. 928 01:00:45,179 --> 01:00:46,905 And what have you concluded? 929 01:00:47,577 --> 01:00:49,687 I think we're both fooling ourselves. 930 01:00:50,072 --> 01:00:51,990 That's unexpected news, I must say! 931 01:00:52,374 --> 01:00:55,156 I thought it was incredibly exciting... 932 01:00:55,156 --> 01:00:57,746 ...that a man like you, who's revered by everyone... 933 01:00:57,747 --> 01:00:59,665 ...was interested in me, of all people. 934 01:00:59,954 --> 01:01:03,214 And I also think it was some kind of ego boost for you... 935 01:01:03,215 --> 01:01:05,421 ...that a young schoolgirl had the hots for you. 936 01:01:05,614 --> 01:01:07,340 Why would you assume such a thing? 937 01:01:07,341 --> 01:01:09,643 Well, what would you say if I was pregnant? 938 01:01:10,603 --> 01:01:12,329 You shouldn't even think about that! 939 01:01:12,714 --> 01:01:14,824 Are you saying you think I would leave you? 940 01:01:14,824 --> 01:01:18,661 No, you wouldn't. But you couldn't accept it, either. 941 01:01:19,045 --> 01:01:20,580 You'd make some arrangements... 942 01:01:20,581 --> 01:01:22,019 ...the same way you deal with everything else. 943 01:01:22,212 --> 01:01:24,514 I still don't understand what you're talking about. 944 01:01:26,816 --> 01:01:31,899 It's just that I've realized there's no future for the two of us. 945 01:01:32,092 --> 01:01:34,202 For that reason, I think we should break it off... 946 01:01:34,203 --> 01:01:35,641 ...before it's too late. 947 01:01:35,738 --> 01:01:36,889 Is there someone else? 948 01:01:37,178 --> 01:01:38,904 No. You were the first man in my life. 949 01:01:38,905 --> 01:01:40,823 But if you love me, you'll let me go. 950 01:01:49,551 --> 01:01:51,278 And how did you picture this? 951 01:01:51,854 --> 01:01:54,443 Should we part ways like two children who've had a fight? 952 01:01:54,540 --> 01:01:56,458 No, Freddie. Not after all the beautiful things... 953 01:01:56,459 --> 01:01:57,994 ...we experienced together. 954 01:01:58,091 --> 01:01:59,817 You know what? Let's drive somewhere... 955 01:01:59,818 --> 01:02:01,544 ...and spend a nice afternoon together! 956 01:02:01,545 --> 01:02:03,271 Maybe it really is for the best. 957 01:02:03,368 --> 01:02:05,095 And it was bound to happen someday! 958 01:02:06,534 --> 01:02:07,973 You're not mad at me? 959 01:02:08,261 --> 01:02:09,700 Mad at you? 960 01:02:09,701 --> 01:02:13,345 No, but I just put those 20 years back on. 961 01:02:17,278 --> 01:02:19,196 That's it. Now you know the whole story. 962 01:02:19,293 --> 01:02:20,444 And your parents? 963 01:02:20,445 --> 01:02:23,418 They must have noticed all the gifts he gave you. 964 01:02:23,611 --> 01:02:25,049 Jewelry and clothes. 965 01:02:25,530 --> 01:02:28,695 I think they didn't really want to know. 966 01:02:28,983 --> 01:02:32,532 Anyway, my father's job is now safe and sound. 967 01:02:52,960 --> 01:02:54,399 They're finally here! 968 01:02:54,783 --> 01:02:56,222 I have to write some postcards... 969 01:02:56,223 --> 01:02:57,949 We're here, ladies. Please exit the bus. 970 01:02:57,950 --> 01:02:59,868 - Finally! - I can't sit another minute! 971 01:03:03,897 --> 01:03:06,295 Try and behave like human beings, even if it's difficult! 972 01:03:06,488 --> 01:03:07,926 They're trying their best right now. 973 01:03:08,023 --> 01:03:09,941 I wonder what's in store for us. 974 01:03:09,942 --> 01:03:11,285 After you, please. 975 01:03:24,712 --> 01:03:25,671 Maurer. 976 01:03:25,672 --> 01:03:29,412 I'm the director, Miss Maurer. My name is Huber. 977 01:03:29,413 --> 01:03:32,003 You may call me Dr. Maurer. I'm the teacher. 978 01:03:32,004 --> 01:03:33,922 My pleasure. As I said, you may call me Huber. 979 01:03:35,361 --> 01:03:37,279 - This is my wife. - Nice to meet you. 980 01:03:37,280 --> 01:03:39,007 - Thank you. - She's helping out. 981 01:03:39,295 --> 01:03:41,022 What a beautiful little baroque manor. 982 01:03:41,023 --> 01:03:42,749 I'm sure we'll love it here. 983 01:03:42,750 --> 01:03:44,764 We also serve the best coffee in town. 984 01:03:46,203 --> 01:03:48,793 Thing's are a bit chaotic right now, but you should be used to that. 985 01:03:48,794 --> 01:03:50,136 No problem. 986 01:03:50,233 --> 01:03:51,480 Listen up, everyone! 987 01:03:51,577 --> 01:03:53,303 He must be off his rocker! Let's see... 988 01:03:53,400 --> 01:03:55,894 Hey, Uncle, say cheese! I definitely need a picture of you! 989 01:03:56,182 --> 01:03:57,333 What for? 990 01:03:58,005 --> 01:03:59,732 A scarecrow for Halloween! 991 01:04:00,212 --> 01:04:03,089 Pick up your luggage and follow me! In lockstep... march! 992 01:04:06,639 --> 01:04:08,077 If I may, let me introduce myself... 993 01:04:08,078 --> 01:04:09,996 ...Steinbach. I'm also with this group. 994 01:04:09,997 --> 01:04:11,915 Your husband is handling things quite well. 995 01:04:12,012 --> 01:04:14,122 Well, he used to be a sergeant. 996 01:04:14,602 --> 01:04:16,808 I see. He hasn't forgotten anything, nor has he learned anything new. 997 01:04:26,879 --> 01:04:29,085 - Hey look! She dyed her pussy! - Who did? 998 01:04:29,086 --> 01:04:30,812 Now she's a blonde! 999 01:04:31,580 --> 01:04:33,690 Hey! Can you throw me a washcloth? 1000 01:04:52,776 --> 01:04:56,516 Hey! I don't need help washing my breasts! 1001 01:05:22,507 --> 01:05:24,330 Hey... Mr. Huber is watching us! 1002 01:05:26,153 --> 01:05:27,591 Keep washing... don't let on... 1003 01:05:27,592 --> 01:05:29,031 ...but Mr. Huber is getting a hard-on from watching us. 1004 01:05:29,511 --> 01:05:31,621 Hey! Mr. Huber is watching us from outside the shower! 1005 01:05:37,185 --> 01:05:38,144 Just watch... 1006 01:05:54,065 --> 01:05:55,503 Have you no shame? 1007 01:05:56,367 --> 01:05:58,669 An old man like you playing peeping Tom? 1008 01:05:59,149 --> 01:06:01,163 - I only wanted to... - Everybody does! 1009 01:06:07,015 --> 01:06:10,083 Oh my, Alois! What happened to you? 1010 01:06:10,084 --> 01:06:13,441 The valve on the water pump broke again. 1011 01:06:13,442 --> 01:06:15,168 - And so I got... - No harm done. 1012 01:06:15,169 --> 01:06:17,759 You should have fixed it the first time around, you fat pig! 1013 01:06:18,335 --> 01:06:21,116 I intended to. You know that orderliness is my guiding principle. 1014 01:06:21,117 --> 01:06:23,035 Oh, you and your orderliness can kiss my ass! 1015 01:06:23,036 --> 01:06:24,187 - You old fool! - What? 1016 01:06:24,188 --> 01:06:26,490 Put on some fresh clothes! And hurry up! 1017 01:06:26,778 --> 01:06:28,505 Watch your mouth, you old nag! 1018 01:06:29,657 --> 01:06:30,999 I really like your hot pants! 1019 01:06:45,290 --> 01:06:47,975 Over here you can see a characteristic example of the mixed forest. 1020 01:06:47,976 --> 01:06:48,935 I assume everyone knows... 1021 01:06:48,936 --> 01:06:50,854 ...the white-barked trees at the edge of the forest. 1022 01:06:50,951 --> 01:06:52,294 - Birgit? - [Asparagus.] 1023 01:06:52,487 --> 01:06:54,788 - Asparagus! - Birgit! What's on your mind? 1024 01:06:54,789 --> 01:06:56,228 Those are birch trees, of course! 1025 01:07:02,271 --> 01:07:03,805 What do you see over there, Gabi? 1026 01:07:03,806 --> 01:07:05,053 I see a tent. 1027 01:07:05,150 --> 01:07:06,588 - Do you think someone is in there? - Of course! 1028 01:07:06,589 --> 01:07:08,987 Isn't it obvious? Why else would there be a tent? 1029 01:07:09,467 --> 01:07:10,906 I'd like to know who's inside. 1030 01:07:11,099 --> 01:07:12,921 It'd be a great place to make out! 1031 01:07:13,401 --> 01:07:15,703 So, ladies, why are you so interested in this tent? 1032 01:07:15,800 --> 01:07:16,951 It would be interesting to know... 1033 01:07:16,952 --> 01:07:18,678 ...if the man inside is young or old. 1034 01:07:18,679 --> 01:07:20,405 - Or if there are two of them! - Wow! He's built like Adonis! 1035 01:07:20,406 --> 01:07:22,324 - I'd love to have him! - The perfect father for my children! 1036 01:07:22,805 --> 01:07:23,956 Hey... that's Jurgen! 1037 01:07:24,628 --> 01:07:26,642 Your Jurgen actually followed through. 1038 01:07:26,739 --> 01:07:28,561 At least now you know where to find him. 1039 01:07:29,041 --> 01:07:30,384 Please, don't let on. 1040 01:07:32,878 --> 01:07:34,797 How strange! Does anyone know that young man? 1041 01:07:35,181 --> 01:07:36,811 No, not in the slightest! 1042 01:07:37,004 --> 01:07:38,826 He's just waving because it's such a nice day. 1043 01:07:39,978 --> 01:07:41,704 Please, let's move on ladies. 1044 01:07:41,705 --> 01:07:44,007 Our subject today is the forest, not wandering nomads. 1045 01:07:44,296 --> 01:07:46,789 - Sex in the forest is great fun! - Why did Evi stay home today? 1046 01:07:46,982 --> 01:07:48,133 I think she was feeling nauseous. 1047 01:08:31,674 --> 01:08:34,072 - Are you crazy, girl? - Yes, crazy for you! 1048 01:08:35,703 --> 01:08:40,403 Damn it! Do you have any idea of the situation you've put me in? 1049 01:08:44,336 --> 01:08:45,486 Unbelievable! 1050 01:08:47,214 --> 01:08:48,365 Get out of my room! 1051 01:08:48,461 --> 01:08:51,147 Please don't send me away! I love you! 1052 01:08:52,203 --> 01:08:55,176 - I'm not the little girl you think! - You deserve a good spanking! 1053 01:08:55,848 --> 01:08:57,287 Please... spank me all you want! 1054 01:08:57,287 --> 01:08:59,206 - But don't send me away! - Now you listen to me, girl! 1055 01:09:01,125 --> 01:09:04,002 If anyone sees you in here, I'll go to jail. 1056 01:09:04,099 --> 01:09:05,249 And I'll never teach again. 1057 01:09:05,634 --> 01:09:08,128 Yet you say you love me, while putting me in such a position? 1058 01:09:08,608 --> 01:09:10,526 But I can't fight my feelings! 1059 01:09:12,445 --> 01:09:14,171 Come on, put on some clothes. 1060 01:09:16,666 --> 01:09:18,872 - And then you'll leave. - No! 1061 01:09:29,422 --> 01:09:30,381 Leave. 1062 01:09:42,850 --> 01:09:44,000 I'll show you! 1063 01:09:59,921 --> 01:10:01,935 Evi! I thought you weren't feeling well? 1064 01:10:02,608 --> 01:10:05,485 I wasn't, but I feel fine now. 1065 01:10:07,500 --> 01:10:08,938 And why are you still here? 1066 01:10:08,939 --> 01:10:10,857 Me? I wasn't feeling well, either. 1067 01:10:11,722 --> 01:10:14,311 Well, you're a little late. The man is completely exhausted. 1068 01:10:14,600 --> 01:10:16,038 You were with Dr. Steinbach? 1069 01:10:16,519 --> 01:10:18,149 Of course! What did you think? 1070 01:10:18,438 --> 01:10:19,397 And... ? 1071 01:10:19,685 --> 01:10:23,713 And what? You tell me! Men are all alike. 1072 01:10:28,126 --> 01:10:29,277 Look at that! 1073 01:10:31,771 --> 01:10:33,977 "We serve milk from happy cows!" 1074 01:10:35,417 --> 01:10:37,335 Look at the way she stares at us! 1075 01:10:38,391 --> 01:10:40,213 So, Gisela, does that cow remind you of something? 1076 01:10:40,214 --> 01:10:42,324 I'd rather not answer that question, Doctor. 1077 01:10:42,420 --> 01:10:44,147 No need to prove your immaturity. 1078 01:10:48,751 --> 01:10:53,067 Girls, do you know why the cows look so sad? 1079 01:10:53,164 --> 01:10:54,123 No. 1080 01:10:54,507 --> 01:10:56,233 Just think logically. 1081 01:10:56,714 --> 01:11:01,030 If someone milked you every day, and was playing with your tits... 1082 01:11:01,798 --> 01:11:04,867 ...and you only got to be with a bull once a year... 1083 01:11:04,964 --> 01:11:07,169 ...you'd be looking just as sad. 1084 01:11:07,554 --> 01:11:09,664 How disgusting! You should be ashamed of yourself! 1085 01:11:09,761 --> 01:11:11,487 Using foul language in front of young girls! 1086 01:11:11,680 --> 01:11:13,598 I didn't think they were that young! 1087 01:11:13,887 --> 01:11:15,325 Please, let's move along. 1088 01:11:15,710 --> 01:11:17,724 I think you take everything a bit too seriously, Doctor. 1089 01:11:17,821 --> 01:11:19,739 You're not exactly making things easier for me. 1090 01:11:22,329 --> 01:11:23,863 Oh, these city people! 1091 01:11:30,194 --> 01:11:31,345 Come, Inge. 1092 01:11:34,703 --> 01:11:35,662 Good day. 1093 01:11:37,868 --> 01:11:42,472 That pig! He'll find out what I'm capable of! 1094 01:11:48,419 --> 01:11:52,159 Excuse me. Did you see a man come in with a young woman? 1095 01:11:52,448 --> 01:11:54,366 Um... yes. A man and a girl? 1096 01:11:54,463 --> 01:11:57,148 Yes, a man and his wife went up to their room. 1097 01:11:57,149 --> 01:12:00,122 And Mr. Steinbach and his wife asked not to be disturbed. 1098 01:12:00,890 --> 01:12:02,041 With his wife? 1099 01:12:02,138 --> 01:12:03,385 Well, what's it to you? 1100 01:12:03,386 --> 01:12:06,838 It's none of my business whether the lady is actually his wife or not. 1101 01:12:07,031 --> 01:12:08,469 What did you want with him? 1102 01:12:08,662 --> 01:12:11,827 Nothing. It's all right. I don't want to disturb them right now. Bye! 1103 01:12:12,595 --> 01:12:13,938 - Strange girl. - Lying bastard! 1104 01:12:15,473 --> 01:12:17,200 By now he's kissing her breasts. 1105 01:12:18,255 --> 01:12:21,133 And Inge was just waiting for it! That horny bitch! 1106 01:12:26,792 --> 01:12:28,902 I know she's going to ride him until he's completely worn out! 1107 01:12:29,286 --> 01:12:30,533 That dirty little bitch! 1108 01:12:37,535 --> 01:12:40,412 I'll finish him off! I'll finish him off! 1109 01:12:41,084 --> 01:12:43,386 I'll make sure they'll remember me forever! 1110 01:12:44,346 --> 01:12:46,648 I can practically see her pulling him deeper inside her... 1111 01:12:46,649 --> 01:12:48,951 ...with her legs wrapped around his ass! 1112 01:12:49,143 --> 01:12:50,870 That perverted whore! 1113 01:12:56,817 --> 01:12:59,694 Thinking how he's sucking her tits! It's driving me insane! 1114 01:13:19,835 --> 01:13:22,520 Now he's probably doing her from behind like a bull! 1115 01:13:23,384 --> 01:13:26,357 I'll bet she loves it like that! The horny little slut! 1116 01:13:27,988 --> 01:13:30,386 I'll make sure he ends up in jail! I swear it! 1117 01:13:32,401 --> 01:13:35,182 Jurgen, you must never leave me again. 1118 01:13:35,663 --> 01:13:37,772 - Never. - It would be terrible. 1119 01:13:48,035 --> 01:13:50,529 The smell of the grass and the hay. 1120 01:13:50,913 --> 01:13:53,215 It's so much nicer here than in your flat. 1121 01:13:54,175 --> 01:13:56,285 As long as you're with me, I'm happy anywhere. 1122 01:14:15,754 --> 01:14:16,713 Annette! 1123 01:14:55,172 --> 01:14:57,282 I have to be back by 10:00. 1124 01:15:10,517 --> 01:15:12,148 - Good morning, Doctor. - Good morning. 1125 01:15:12,149 --> 01:15:13,683 Annette Strassmann has disappeared. 1126 01:15:13,780 --> 01:15:15,410 At least she didn't spend the night at the hostel. 1127 01:15:15,411 --> 01:15:17,330 - What are you going to do? - Search for her, of course. 1128 01:15:17,330 --> 01:15:19,153 - Should I ... - No, no... I'll handle this myself! 1129 01:15:19,250 --> 01:15:21,263 - I have a pretty good idea. - If you say so. 1130 01:15:49,844 --> 01:15:50,803 Good morning. 1131 01:15:55,215 --> 01:15:57,325 - Excuse me... - Excuse what? 1132 01:15:57,518 --> 01:15:58,957 This situation? 1133 01:15:59,245 --> 01:16:00,300 [I'm sorry.] 1134 01:16:01,452 --> 01:16:03,562 Annette, please get dressed and come with me. 1135 01:16:05,577 --> 01:16:07,783 Miss Strassmann, do you realize this is going to have consequences? 1136 01:16:11,908 --> 01:16:14,305 - It already has, Dr. Maurer. - What do you mean? 1137 01:16:14,690 --> 01:16:16,128 I'm going to have a baby. 1138 01:16:17,376 --> 01:16:18,527 For God's sake! 1139 01:16:19,775 --> 01:16:21,789 I certainly wasn't expecting this. 1140 01:16:23,516 --> 01:16:24,954 When is the child due? 1141 01:16:26,106 --> 01:16:27,257 Around Christmas. 1142 01:16:29,176 --> 01:16:30,615 This is a lovely mess! 1143 01:16:32,246 --> 01:16:33,780 And what did your parents say? 1144 01:16:34,549 --> 01:16:35,699 They have no idea. 1145 01:16:36,755 --> 01:16:39,249 I'm sure you realize we have to do something. 1146 01:16:39,633 --> 01:16:41,072 I will notify your parents. 1147 01:16:41,265 --> 01:16:42,991 You have to see where I'm coming from. 1148 01:16:56,227 --> 01:16:57,665 I think this is it. 1149 01:16:58,913 --> 01:17:02,557 - Is this the Marienstift Hostel? - Good day. Yes, it is. 1150 01:17:03,421 --> 01:17:04,860 It seems pleasant here, Ottilie. 1151 01:17:08,026 --> 01:17:11,670 So we agree? We'll support Annette 100%. 1152 01:17:11,671 --> 01:17:13,877 If her father harms a hair on her head, he's going to get it! 1153 01:17:14,549 --> 01:17:15,988 What do you plan to do? 1154 01:17:16,181 --> 01:17:18,290 No idea. We'll come up with something. 1155 01:17:18,483 --> 01:17:19,922 We'll invade his house, or something. 1156 01:17:19,923 --> 01:17:20,882 Or what? 1157 01:17:20,883 --> 01:17:23,184 If he threatens to ruin her name, we'll inform the newspapers. 1158 01:17:23,185 --> 01:17:26,830 I know a reporter. Isn't Annette's father a public servant? 1159 01:17:26,831 --> 01:17:29,037 - He's an attorney. - Even better! 1160 01:17:29,133 --> 01:17:30,572 He'll be worried about his reputation. 1161 01:17:30,573 --> 01:17:32,683 I'll make sure he's finished if he disgraces Annette. 1162 01:17:36,136 --> 01:17:38,246 So... he's an attorney. 1163 01:17:44,481 --> 01:17:45,632 Excuse me, Mr. Strassmann? 1164 01:17:46,112 --> 01:17:48,414 I'm Evi Gundermann, a classmate of Annette's. 1165 01:17:48,607 --> 01:17:50,525 Do you have something to tell me about my daughter? 1166 01:17:50,813 --> 01:17:53,211 Not exactly. Is it true you're an attorney? 1167 01:17:53,308 --> 01:17:56,569 - Yes, I'm an attorney general. - I really need to talk to you! 1168 01:17:56,761 --> 01:17:58,680 - You don't mean now? - Yes, Mr. Strassmann. 1169 01:17:58,680 --> 01:18:00,886 It's important I speak with you before you go in. 1170 01:18:02,709 --> 01:18:04,436 Well, what do you have to tell me? 1171 01:18:05,108 --> 01:18:06,547 What does she want with him? 1172 01:18:06,547 --> 01:18:09,233 It can't be anything good. I don't trust that bitch. 1173 01:18:10,001 --> 01:18:11,727 A scandal of unheard of proportions! 1174 01:18:12,304 --> 01:18:14,222 What was going through your mind... 1175 01:18:14,223 --> 01:18:16,237 ...when you ruined my daughter's reputation? 1176 01:18:16,909 --> 01:18:18,443 Nothing! Of course! 1177 01:18:18,924 --> 01:18:21,322 Terms like responsibility and obligation are foreign to you! 1178 01:18:22,761 --> 01:18:25,446 Maybe I could get a word in as well, Mr. Strassmann. 1179 01:18:25,735 --> 01:18:27,749 The last thing I need is insolence from you, young man! 1180 01:18:28,325 --> 01:18:29,764 That was not my intention. 1181 01:18:29,765 --> 01:18:33,697 First off, I don't believe I have ruined Annette's reputation. 1182 01:18:34,082 --> 01:18:38,493 As an attorney, you must know that "reputation" is a relative term. 1183 01:18:38,974 --> 01:18:40,604 I won't be lectured to by you! 1184 01:18:40,797 --> 01:18:43,290 Does giving birth to a child ruin a woman's reputation? 1185 01:18:43,963 --> 01:18:46,552 That's a ridiculous question! 1186 01:18:47,320 --> 01:18:50,773 My daughter was an innocent girl until you turned her into a whore! 1187 01:18:51,541 --> 01:18:53,555 I think you're going a little too far, Mr. Strassman. 1188 01:18:54,227 --> 01:18:55,378 I'm going too far? 1189 01:18:55,954 --> 01:18:57,872 First, you toss out any concept of morality... 1190 01:18:57,873 --> 01:18:59,504 ...and now I'm the one who's going too far? 1191 01:19:00,176 --> 01:19:03,245 I understand your sense of outrage, but this isn't about morality. 1192 01:19:03,246 --> 01:19:05,164 - Rather, it's about the facts. - I couldn't agree more! 1193 01:19:05,549 --> 01:19:07,083 It all comes down to facts... 1194 01:19:07,084 --> 01:19:09,769 ...and I'm about to examine those facts... 1195 01:19:09,770 --> 01:19:11,880 ...in my official capacity! 1196 01:19:12,265 --> 01:19:13,703 What do you mean? 1197 01:19:14,376 --> 01:19:16,965 Obviously, it's no wonder that innocent young children... 1198 01:19:17,062 --> 01:19:19,834 ...are being corrupted by the atmosphere in this school. 1199 01:19:20,506 --> 01:19:23,671 The teachers set a rather poor example! 1200 01:19:24,535 --> 01:19:25,973 If I had only known... 1201 01:19:26,166 --> 01:19:30,098 Would you please explain these incredible accusations, Mr. Attorney General? 1202 01:19:30,195 --> 01:19:32,209 I certainly will, Mr. Teacher. 1203 01:19:32,402 --> 01:19:34,416 And I'll do so right here and now! 1204 01:19:35,568 --> 01:19:38,924 Will you admit that you slept with one of your students... 1205 01:19:39,021 --> 01:19:41,994 ...the day before yesterday in a public guest house? 1206 01:19:42,666 --> 01:19:43,625 Yes. 1207 01:19:45,928 --> 01:19:47,367 You admit it? 1208 01:19:48,614 --> 01:19:53,218 I admit to booking a room with my wife at a guest house here in the village. 1209 01:19:53,794 --> 01:19:55,329 Stop telling fairy tales! 1210 01:19:55,809 --> 01:19:59,645 You had sexual intercourse with the student, Ingeborg Vollmoller! 1211 01:20:00,030 --> 01:20:02,044 I have witnesses, Mr. Teacher! 1212 01:20:02,428 --> 01:20:04,442 That is statutory rape! 1213 01:20:04,827 --> 01:20:06,745 Before making such accusations... 1214 01:20:06,938 --> 01:20:09,048 ...I suggest you do better research. 1215 01:20:09,432 --> 01:20:11,830 Please don't tell me how to do my job! 1216 01:20:12,023 --> 01:20:14,900 Well, then I hope you're prepared to apologize... 1217 01:20:14,901 --> 01:20:16,339 ...to me, and my wife. 1218 01:20:17,971 --> 01:20:20,464 It's true, Ingeborg Vollmoller is my wife. 1219 01:20:20,657 --> 01:20:22,383 We got married eight months ago. 1220 01:20:22,768 --> 01:20:26,604 Three months ago, she decided to go back to school and get her diploma. 1221 01:20:26,893 --> 01:20:29,482 By mere chance, I was assigned to the same school. 1222 01:20:29,675 --> 01:20:31,593 At the start of the new school year, mind you. 1223 01:20:32,169 --> 01:20:34,855 By that point, my wife will have graduated. 1224 01:20:36,486 --> 01:20:40,802 Of course, the Ministry of Education has been informed of these facts. 1225 01:20:42,433 --> 01:20:44,063 You'll have to prove that to me. 1226 01:20:44,448 --> 01:20:45,886 It will be my pleasure. 1227 01:20:45,887 --> 01:20:47,805 But I don't think that's the reason you're here. 1228 01:20:48,190 --> 01:20:50,396 What's going to happen to these two? 1229 01:20:50,684 --> 01:20:52,315 This isn't how I imagined it would be... 1230 01:20:52,316 --> 01:20:53,754 ...when I asked for the hand of your daughter... 1231 01:20:53,755 --> 01:20:56,153 ... but I hereby announce my intention to marry Annette. 1232 01:20:56,538 --> 01:20:57,688 Marry her? 1233 01:20:58,265 --> 01:21:00,662 A student in his first term, who is nothing and has nothing... 1234 01:21:00,663 --> 01:21:02,390 ...wants to marry my daughter? 1235 01:21:02,966 --> 01:21:04,884 Has my bank account been your target from the start... 1236 01:21:04,885 --> 01:21:06,324 ...when you fathered the child? 1237 01:21:06,612 --> 01:21:08,339 You have no right to insult me! 1238 01:21:08,339 --> 01:21:09,874 I don't have the right? 1239 01:21:10,067 --> 01:21:12,177 I do have quite a number of rights, mister! 1240 01:21:12,178 --> 01:21:13,904 And you'll get to know all of them! 1241 01:21:13,905 --> 01:21:15,823 A wedding is totally out of the question! 1242 01:21:16,207 --> 01:21:17,166 Enough! 1243 01:21:17,743 --> 01:21:19,181 What did you say, Ottilie? 1244 01:21:19,374 --> 01:21:20,813 Enough! I said, enough! 1245 01:21:21,006 --> 01:21:22,444 What do mean by that? 1246 01:21:23,020 --> 01:21:24,171 Enough with the debating! 1247 01:21:24,172 --> 01:21:25,899 Of course they're going to get married! 1248 01:21:26,859 --> 01:21:28,393 Are you trying to tell me... ? 1249 01:21:28,394 --> 01:21:30,312 ...that I disagree with you? That's right, Wilhelm! 1250 01:21:30,313 --> 01:21:32,135 I've never disagreed with you in my entire life... 1251 01:21:32,136 --> 01:21:33,287 ...and I never stood up for myself. 1252 01:21:33,288 --> 01:21:35,877 But now I'm standing up for our daughter and our grandchild. 1253 01:21:36,550 --> 01:21:37,988 That's not my grandchild! 1254 01:21:37,989 --> 01:21:40,387 Like it or not, you'll have to get used to it, Wilhelm. 1255 01:21:41,251 --> 01:21:42,210 Ottilie! 1256 01:21:42,786 --> 01:21:45,088 - I will never ... - But I will! 1257 01:21:45,089 --> 01:21:48,733 After all, I brought substantial wealth into this marriage. 1258 01:21:48,926 --> 01:21:51,324 And I expect more to come from my inheritances. 1259 01:21:52,284 --> 01:21:54,298 I will make these funds available to the children. 1260 01:21:56,121 --> 01:21:58,231 - You cannot do that! - Oh yes I can! 1261 01:21:59,095 --> 01:22:02,068 Ottilie! I've never seen you act this way before. 1262 01:22:02,261 --> 01:22:04,275 Then you better get used to it, Wilhelm. 1263 01:22:10,222 --> 01:22:13,291 "Natura naturans" ... nature doing what nature does. 1264 01:22:13,867 --> 01:22:15,593 My dear ladies, please think of Homer... 1265 01:22:15,594 --> 01:22:17,320 ...while drawing these beautiful animals... 1266 01:22:17,321 --> 01:22:19,815 ...who called Helen both beautiful and cow-eyed. 1267 01:22:20,295 --> 01:22:22,885 The cow-eyed Helen! Gabi would be a contender, too! 1268 01:22:23,078 --> 01:22:24,612 Don't be impertinent! 1269 01:22:25,572 --> 01:22:27,874 Isn't it gorgeous out here in the great outdoors? 1270 01:22:27,971 --> 01:22:30,368 - I know a number of cow-eyed chicks. - Shut up! 1271 01:22:32,383 --> 01:22:34,109 What an ignorant thing to say! 1272 01:22:34,973 --> 01:22:37,275 What have been drawing, Gabi? Let me see it. 1273 01:22:42,167 --> 01:22:45,524 Very nice, Gabi. But I don't see a bull in the pasture. 1274 01:22:47,251 --> 01:22:49,361 I guess I just felt sorry for the poor cows. 1275 01:22:49,554 --> 01:22:52,431 Don't you agree that one bull for three cows would be more humane? 1276 01:22:52,624 --> 01:22:53,966 You just said it yourself... 1277 01:22:53,967 --> 01:22:57,612 'Natura naturans" ... nature doing what nature does. 1278 01:23:00,969 --> 01:23:02,696 Only someone who has experienced love... 1279 01:23:02,696 --> 01:23:05,765 ...knows what's missing in the life of these silly cows! 1280 01:23:09,698 --> 01:23:11,617 I would love to milk them day and night! 1281 01:23:11,809 --> 01:23:13,248 My pants are about to burst! 1282 01:23:18,715 --> 01:23:20,729 Schoolgirls act this way, too. 1283 01:23:20,922 --> 01:23:23,128 They're not always stubborn and aggressive... 1284 01:23:23,129 --> 01:23:25,910 ...as some newspapers would like us to believe. 1285 01:23:26,391 --> 01:23:29,939 They love life, having fun, and they love their world. 1286 01:23:30,707 --> 01:23:32,529 Why shouldn't they believe... 1287 01:23:32,530 --> 01:23:35,407 ...that they will always be walking in sunshine? 1288 01:23:35,504 --> 01:23:38,094 If they can keep their feet on the ground... 1289 01:23:38,095 --> 01:23:40,588 ...and view the world around them realistically... 1290 01:23:40,589 --> 01:23:42,028 ...while living their lives with gusto... 1291 01:23:42,029 --> 01:23:44,330 ...like the girls in this Schoolgirl Report... 1292 01:23:44,331 --> 01:23:46,556 ...which was based on actual events. 98836