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Original subtitles

Where are you doing?Where are you?What do

you think you're doing?What's

going on?Come

on!

Shu Shi Chun Chang Chin Yin

I've come here today to settle an old

score I have with you. My friend,

you don't understand. It's too late for

talk!

Stand back.

Huh

Come on! Get the

light

out of here! Hurry! Dad!

Dad! Get out my kids! And hold it!

Hold it!

Hurry!

Mr. Gent, I'm begging you, please spare

the boys life. You can't take the boys

life, I'm begging you, please bear his

life. Please, Mr. Gent, please, I'm

begging you. Please have mercy on him.

Please, Mr. Gent, please bear his life,

please, pleasePlease, Mr. Gent, bear the

boys life. Run for it. Run for it,

kid. Run for your life. Go

on.

Come on. Serve it up for

you.

Serve it up there. All

right. You feeling lucky today?Watch your

back. I'm on the

treble. The treble. But then it's a waste

of money. Oh, well, how much will you put

on it then?All right. I'll come in, will

you?Uh-huhThere you go. HuhYou

know what you

gotta do. Hurry it up. Where's

my ride?

He's holding on tight.

Looks like he's being extra careful.

Hey, that's enough with you. Get done.

Hey, boss. A man should

always fill his belly. If it's half full,

it's half empty. Boss, the mistress says

she doesn't have any more to give you.

ShitLook

there, you got to broken the balls.

You'll pay for those. I'm telling you.

Boss, it was you who broke them. Why

should I pay?Anyway,

my mum told me never to get in a quarrel.

You can never win. You lost already.

Take it out. Go on.

How come you don't get past that time?You

stupid idiot. If we don't do it, we'll

miss out. Hey, don't worry. Hey, you

are. Hey, you're right. Over here. All

right, now take it easy.

Everyone... Ohh I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Here you are. Over here. Come on. Hurry

up. Over here. Come on.

Give me that. Over here. Oh, I'll be

right here.

Hey, he left us out again.

Hurry it up. Hurry

up. All

right.

Oh, that was a close thing. Watch it,

will you?All right, here we

are. All right.

Come on. All right. Come

on.

Hurry up. Come on. Come onHurry up. I've

got

to get a long time. Back

to work.

Hey, you're out of luck. I won the money.

BastardWe lost the lot. Now

you never do anything. I'll tell you.

Useless fool. Oh, mistress. Mistress.

Over here. This way. This table's nice

and clean. Sit yourself down.

Oh, is there no more food?

I ate it all. Come on, eat

up.

Now, I'll give you some. It'll

give you more strain.

Huh Hey. HuhWhat are you doing here?Get

into the kitchen at work. All right.

Hey, we have more food inside.

I'll fetch it for you.

Umm

You keep that alone. I'll kill you.

Give it to me. Get out.

All right. Say it

again, you little runt.

Give it here. He's after the food, my

dear. You still in food, too?

What's that?Missus. The boss doesn't like

me.

BastardKeep your big mouth shut.

Oh, yeah, you do eat that.

Come on. There's plenty more.

It's still hot. Hey, mister. If you

eat that, you'll be hot, too.

Oh, sorry! Uh

Come on, you.

Ew. Clean up the table. Well, it's

already clean. Hold it clean. Look at it.

It's disgraceful, a complete mess. Can't

you see Mr. Lynn's not finished?Boss, I'm

finished now. That's enough for me. I've

got work to do. Ohh

Boss, how can you be so careless?

You know what I want us to blame for this?

Umm

No, six times six is 36 at five

cents each. You better forget your

wages for the month.

Now clean it up.

He wasn't going to pay me anyway. Ah

Dang, business is not too good this

month. We're not gotten enough?It's

even worse than last month.

The boss is gonna be real mad.

Dang, I know these guys. They're old

gamblers. They can't help themselves.

They can't stop. How come they're never

here?

I'll go over and check it out tomorrow.

Place your bets now.

One more time now, gentlemen. Place your

bag. Oh, yeah, I just want on

that. Just put

your money. Oh, a

fresh egg.

Oh, damn

it. I haven't come here for your wife.

I just wanted a fresh egg. Don't you have

to forgive me?Is there

anymore?Hey,

damn you. Get you.

Out of the way. Go on.

I got it. What do you mean?I don't want

to get it.

Where's my money?Everybody. No, no, I

don't want to play with that. OK. I'll

bet this. Hey, my money. OK, here we

go. Hey, everybody. Here we go.

Let's go.

I'll stay where you are. How dare you

start your own gambling saloon. Let's go.

Are

you trying to kill me?That's a hard.

What are the chickens doing?They

shouldn't be in here at all. It's all

your fault. You weren't here to help me.

When shoes men turned up here, it was

every man for himself. I didn't know what

was going on.

Don't try to wriggle out of it with all

of your talk. I know you're no

good for anything.

Here, this plaster should help. Ohh

Hey, but doesn't it just stick on by

itself, my dear?You big fool.

If you ask me, this ain't no chicken

scratch. Ah, man

did it. What did he say?

Hey! Achoy. What

is it?What's wrong?

Just don't look. The water.

Wait a minute. I've always

got to do what the mistress says. I give

the orders. You're to wash every single

ball in the place, otherwise you'll get

no food.

Ochai, Morning. What are you doing?

Waiting for someone?I'm not.

You're taking a walk. I felt like some

fresh air.

Ochai, something's on your mind.

Why not tell me about it?I know you think

I can be stupid at times, but I'm not to

my friends to ask me for help. It's

nothing. Huh You mean you don't want me

as your friend?

All right. If I help you, you become a

friend, don't you?All

right. Where are you taking it?Oh, just

around the corner.

OK, I'll carry the basket for you, but

you can take it back. All right.

Hey, what's the matter with you?You're

going to break all the dishes if you wash

them like that.

Ohh

Very good.

Ohh

ohh Not

that way. I told you how to do it.

All right.

Again.

How's that?

How's that?Very good.

Ohh

I told you not to fool around. Now again,

you do it by yourself.

Hey, wait, wait, aren't there any more?

We can use more. We won't have any left

for our meal.

Ohh

Huh

Hey, what are you doing here?

HuhNone of your business.

Hey, you listen. You better leave. I'm

having a babe here.

Oh, I don't know that. Hey, what

are you

doing?

Hey, that's enough. The boss has saved me

to collect his debt. He needs the money

to pay your wages. Oh,

mister, now that you're here, you may as

well have a drink. For God's sake, don't

upset Mr. Jen. Keep your mouth shut.

What brings you here?

Hey, mister, the workers have all

gone back to their jobs, so have some

more to drink. You do us an honor.

Tatty, get another bottle of wine. Come

on.

Go on.

Mr. Will you do join me?Oh,

oh, I can't.

Oh, thank you.

Drink up.

You see, my wine has rats in it, left

in it for a whole year.

Hey, hey, that's the kind of wine I like.

When I was home, I used to drink this

kind of wine. Huh

Hey, I can see you have a most discerning

palate.

Good morning. Good

morning to you too.

Joy, you did me an injury. Oh, oh,

Mr. It was the chicken who did it. That's

why it wasn't me. Joy, we'll let bygones

be bygones. Just let me borrow some money

from you so I can gamble.

Mister, I don't have any.

I'm sorry. Don't lie to me. Hey, young,

give me a hand with this guy. He needs a

red. Ohh

Thanks a lot. It's getting tough. Oh,

look at that.

All right, all rightI'll give you some

money. I'll give you some. Like a

turtle. There.

And that's all I got. Is this all?

He's working on that pay. All right,

let's go. I'm

lucky they didn't buy this.

Oh, they're always picking on me, 'cause

I never learned kung fu. Gonna have to

find some way to learn. I'll have to

practice hard. Then I'll teach them to

pick on me and let them have their own

medicine pack.

Hey, mister, don't drink too much

wine or you'll forget to collect the debt

I owe. Don't worry,

they're all afraid of me.

My kung fu is too good. Huh

I'll tell you what...

I will show you. Now watch

this.

Oh. Oh.

Hey. Hey

Hey

HeyHeyMaster Chan's drunken, starlight,

cool. Hey. Perhaps I should

ask him to teach me his technique.

Oh, Mr. Chen, teach me your Kung Fu or

learn. Ajoy.

You want to learn Kung Fu from me?That's

right. Follow me.

Hey, where are all the clean dishes?Where

are they?Hey, Mr. Jen's teaching me kung

fu. I draw the dishes away in the pot. I

don't need them.

Now drink this.

Go on. Yes.

Hey.

My pickled rats. My pickled rats.

Hey, my friend,

the drunk star requires you get drunk

first. I'll show you.

The

master. So you're drunk again.

No, I'm not drunk.

But I'd like to thank you for you

done for me. Come.

You're very good health.

Yeah. You stupid oaf.

I sent you to collect, but instead you

went out and got drunk. Get out of here.

Boss. Boss. Boss. Boss. Boss.

Boss. If you do that again, then I won't

like you anymore. I think you

better let him go. Then be with him

another time.

You better take some men over there

again. If you do find the gambling on

their own, teach them a lesson. Copy,

boss.

Miss James. Miss James. Where's my

brother?I don't know.

Brother. Miss James. The boss is

practicing upstairs. No one's allowed to

disturb him. Hey, hey, Miss James. Come

back.

Oh, where's my brother?

He got drunk and fell asleep. Let him

sleep it off. Leave him for a while. I'll

take him back with me.

Send our loo in here.

Do you like it?It's yours.

No thanks.

HuhHuhI bought it especially for you.

Please take it.

Father, let's get out of here.

Hey, let the girl go.

Huh

All right, but donkey tooken the whole

time. You're

always criticizing me for talking too

much for your own good.

You think I wanted this?If I hadn't have

gotten drunk, I'd have to have done The

Dirty work for those damn burly boys.

We're both young and strong. We don't

have to work for him. You don't

understand. It's not as easy as that. You

know what'll happen if we leave?He might

kill us both. Does

that mean we stay here forever?

I don't care about myself. It's you I'm

worried about.

I suppose you know that Shushu Chun has

asked many times if I let him get married

to you.

So that's how it is. I get married and

you're drunk the rest of your life. HmmI

don't want you to do it. I know that I'm

not good for anything, but I want what's

best for you.

You look after yourself, brother, and

I'll look after myself, OK?

Ahoy. What is it?You got

the money?The money?I don't have it

right now. I'll let you have it in a few

days. Give me time. Give me

time. Huh

What'll we do?Kill him. Hmm

No, I ain't got him. Oh, really?Huh

Now, Shang, he says he doesn't have it.

Too bad. Right, his legs.

Oh, Mikey! Ohh Oh,

Mikey!

Oh, Mikey!

Ohh My friend, I know the drunken style.

You better watch out! I made a wreck of

wind!

Let me go.

Help me.

Help

me.

Help me. Help me,

please.

He's the one that's trying to get me. You

must kill him. Stop

it.

Oh,

go on,

go on. Get in there.

Who are you?You go back and tell Shu's

your turn. I'm Chengchen Yun's son, Cheng

Tai Kwan, and I'm going to kill him.

One shot.

Cheng's son is somehow still alive.

That's right. And he said that he was

going to kill you. HuhWhat's the matter

with you?Can't you even handle one man?

You're useless, the lot of you. Hmm

It's about time he did die. Uh,

Troy, I've always known you were light in

the head, but now you're gonna crush

shoes, man, huhI have to

fire you. Do you

think I like working here?And if you do

for me, what's nice to pay?You what?You

must pay me off. But you broke all my

plates. I told you you wouldn't get paid.

And now you tell me I have to.

All right, then let's take it over his

side. Don't try asking me back, 'cause I

won't consider it. I hope we never meet

again! Keep your mouth shut. If you stay

around here, I'll break both your legs.

HmmI'm not scared of you, you fat hoe!

A die!I just

resigned my job. I want to follow you.

Let me be your student. Huh

You can't. The place I'm

going is dangerous. You can't come with

me. I'm not afraid of anything. I'll be

all right.

If you want to be my student,You have to

learn to obey me. But

wait at the foot of the hill.

But can I come with you now?

Go and wait there for my uncle. If I

don't get back in time, you can look

after him for me. What's your

uncle look like?

He's a champion fighter. He carries a

golden ring with him. HuhA golden ring?

But, there he is.

I am going to kill ya!

Juju. Let's settle this once and for all.

Ohh

ohh

Hey boss, how I done something else wrong?

I told you to get rid of Chang Sun,

but you disobeyed. You let Chang Sun stay

alive.

I'm begging you. Please, boss,

please, please save me. No, save

me.

Listen, don't ever

tell them what happened here today.

Hey, I'm sorry.

Where are you going?Back home to get

married?

You want me to marry?You're teasing me.

Must be your teacher. You're unfair and

silly. That is not my teacher.

Stay out of it. That's right.

I'm running Kung Fu.

No more dishes.

Are you waiting for your teacher?

Who is he, by the way?Cheng Ka Kwan.

I do know. She would kill someone by the

river yesterday. Perhaps it was

your new teacher.

You should make jokes. I'm not

joking. Something's happened. Otherwise

he would be here by now. How long have

you been waiting?Ah,

Atoi. Atoi. Where are you going?Stop with

my teacher. Hold it.

If you go looking for him, you're about

to run into Shu, and if Shu should see

you, he'll kill you for sure. Then I'll

practice. How can you do that?

When you know so little, there are three

main things to do. First, you get

yourself a good teacher. Second, read all

the Kung Fu books. And if you're unable

to do either, then thirdly, you can

imitate the animals.

Oh, hey.

This is better me.

Look back

over there. Catch it. Catch

it. Snake. Come on. Get it. God, please.

It's a

snake. Hey, don't be afraid. I heard many

top fighters started out learning Kung

Fu, watching snakes fight with cats.

Oh, look, lookA lazy snake.

And a lazy cat as well.

Reminds me, I haven't seen my

brother lately. I better find him.

Tin Lam, you look so worried.

Sit down.

This ain't the first time your brother's

got drunk and then gone missing.

But before, I always knew where he was.

It's not like him. Somebody must have

seen him around here

somewhere. Yeah, I bumped into your

brother last night. Oh, really?Was he all

right?Oh, he came to see me quite late to

hand over the accounts. Then he went off

home.

If you're still worried, I'll send some

men out to look for him. You heard me.

Take some and look at him. Don't come

back till he's found. Get back. Run away.

There's nothing to worry about. He's

going to turn up soon. He always has

before. He's in the cab for himself. I'm

afraid he's in trouble. Maybe he's found

a new girlfriend. Hey, hey, easy now.

Since your brother's not at home and it

isn't safe for a girl to be alone in a

house, why don't you stay here for a

while?I thought you said my brother's

all right. Why do I have to stay here?

All right, all rightMy men will see you

at home.

Hey, take us in on home. Good. Wait now.

Be careful. Good.

Come on. Bosh. She's suspicious.

She's bound to find out what happened to

her brother soon or a lady. All right.

Details for men to keep an eye on her.

Oh.

The golden ring. Hey,

hey Great teacher! Great teacher!

Great teacher!

Great teacher! Hmm

What did you say?Who are you calling a

great teacher?

I'm a Choi. My teacher told me about you.

He said you were his uncle. That's why I

call you a great teacher. I still don't

understand what it is you want.

Teacher told me to find his uncle to

teach me Kung Fu.

Learn Kung Fu from me. That's right.

While I've been waiting. I've already

learned. a lot about kung fu.

Hey, hey,

hey

Where's your teacher?Oh, my teacher,

he's dead. Oh, he's dead?

That's right, that's right. You must

teach me Kung Fu so I can get my revenge.

Now can I teach you Kung Fu?I swear

I'll learn from you, great teacher.

Please teach me Kung Fu. Please teach me

Kung Fu. I'll be good teacher. Please.

PleaseI know you teach me to fight.

Please. I'm begging you, teacher. Please

teach me Kung Fu.

Please, teacher. I'm on my knees.

Teacher. Please teach me Kung Fu.

All right, I'll teach you. But you'll

have to do everything I say. Oh, yes.

I'll do everything you say. Where

are you living, love?There by. Just

there. I'll take you there. Come on.

Be careful. Hey, I'm not a cripple.

Oh, yes.

Oh, why'd my foot so painful all of a

sudden?Oh, oh, my

shoe's broken. Oh, come on, help me out.

Hey, hey, what are you doing?Aren't you

afraid of the boss?What shall we do?

You'll have to give your shoes to me. Oh,

OK, here, here you are. Oh,

I know it isn't fair. It means you won't

have any shoes for a while anyway. That's

right. All right, let's be completely

fair. We'll give one shoe each, OK?Here,

you're gonna want one. Oh, yeah, here,here

Go on, put it on. Go on. HuhHey, what are

you doing?Come back. Come back.

Come

back. Come back. Come

back. Come back. You away. Come

back. You

comfortable?

Ah

I'll

give it another try.

Huh You fools! Can you do a

simple thing like watch a girl?

Listen to me. If you don't find tin then

soon say your prayers, because I'll break

every bone in your bodies.

Do I make myself clear?Want me to repeat

that?HuhNo, Sir.

No. Not here.

Where's that girl gone?

Oh, my back.

What are you doing?Braxting kung fu. What

kind of kung fu?Hey,

hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, heyNo, hey,

hey, don't. Go inside. My teacher's

having a sleep. What's the name

of your teacher?He's an expert at kung

fu. He taught me that style. Sleeping on

a robe. It's more like a

rolling egg.

Hey, do you know Shu Sha Chen has said

men to look for me?Shu Sha Chen. Shu Sha

Chen. If you're mad, Shu Sha Chen, then

step out here and face me. Shu Sha Chen.

Come on, come out here and face me. Oh,

I got rid of them. But my my

brother's disappeared. Oh, you know what

your brother's like. Mr. Jen's always

drinking. Many holes have to sleep it

off. It'll be all right. There's not

either way. Hey, why don't we tell

Teacher about

it?Roger. Yes.

Who is this Mr. Jen you mentioned?Have I

ever met him?

My brother Jen Lu Chu. Oh,

very interesting. You're the sister of

Jen Lu Chu. Great teacher.

What kind of Kung Fu is that?

Miss Jen, I'm pleased to meet you.

Oh, please. Hey, stay away.

Oh,

oh, oh, oh,

great teacher. Let's start. It's too hard

to learn, you fool. Bowing like

that isn't part of a fool.

Uh, joy. If Mr. Jane hadn't spared

us, both your teacher and I would have

been dead by now. Oh,

really?If you should know this, my

brothers are my man. I have to find him.

Hey, hey, hey, wait, wait, wait, waitHey,

you can go. If you do, it'll be like,

it'll be like like walking into

danger. Right, rightBut I have to do

something for him.

All right, let me go.

Hey, have you got the money?Of

course I do! I've got a lot! I've been

saving up for three years!

All right, sir, place your hand. I've got

a bracelet, please! Let's see the color

of your hand. All

right. All rightLet's do all the

more he's got there. Place your

stuff. All right. Get out of here. Out of

the way, come on. Yeah, that's

right. All right, gentlemen, come on,

let's see your hand. All right,

place the guard. All right, gentlemen,

last call, let's call. All

right, men. All right. Let's get

money down. Let's dump it down there. All

right. Put

it up. All right,

that's it. Hold it. I'll

take a straight.

That's strange. Here.

Here you go. 12366.

Hurt. All right, so let's put your bats

down. Please. Come on. Get your money on.

Let's get those dice out. All right,

gentlemen, put your money on. Put your

money on. All right.

Check your card. Check your card. Oh, no.

I dropped my money. Never mind. Don't

wait for him. We can't wait for him. Hey,

come on, open them up. Open them up.

Let's take some action. Hey, come on,

open up. Let's have some action.

I'm sorry. Hey, come on, open up. Oh,

here we go. What is it?It's

Steven. Stevens wins. I won that.

Oh, damn. Come

on. Look for five. Look for five. Five,

five, five. There it is! Five! Oh!

Ow!

Mr.

Why didn't you gamble?

You talking to me?Who else do you think

I'm talking to?It's going against the

house. Come on. Ohh All right, I will.

That's right. Come on, let's have a seat.

Oh, yes. All right,

gentlemen, place your bets. Hey, you got

your money. Money, money, money. Oh, yes.

Well, the pulse is on a winning streak.

You're leaving me.

What is it?Come

on. What is it?All right, here

we go. Cards coming up. Cards

coming up. One for you. All right,

gentlemen. Thank you, cards.

Thank you, cards. Here we

go.

Hey,

what are you up to?Wow, you've won. Huh

That's wonderful. Very

good. Oh, we go. And paying out

uneven. Paying out uneven here. Here you

go. Come on, take

that. And your acknowledge is necessary.

All right, paying out here.

That's you. And we have another one here.

Whose is this?Looks like evens on that.

All right. Praying out there for you.

There you go, son. Oh, what a gift. Oh,

look at that. Luck's on your side. Have

another bed. Go on. Oh, I'll bet the

luck. Maybe now I'll be a rich man.

When luck's with you, you mustn't

hesitate. All right.

Come on, gentlemen. I'll put the water.

All right, gentlemen. All right. Check

it, guys. Check it, guys. Guys coming up.

Jack them up there. Oh,

it's not a bad pair. They cut the first

and last. What do you mean by that?He's

got a pair in there. Oh, that's it. All

right, hurry it up. Back up. Take that

one. Oh,

there we go. Opening up. All right, there

you go. Oh, ohh

that's it. Bank is on top here. All

right, money down. Check those, check

those, check those. Hey, you're winning.

All right, hurry it up, hurry it up.

There we go, check these.

Ladies and gentlemen, no points

to score, all numbers lose. Holly, I

thought my player won. Well, the bank's

pay is bigger. Let them be super, I'm

afraid. You'd be lost if you will. But

didn't you know about that?The banker

wins it all. Ohh

Hey, my wallet! What's that?It's wallet?

Oh, that's a piggy meat. A big pocket in

here. It's all right.

Check your pockets. Watch your pockets,

lads. All right. That's

my wallet. I'm about to pick my pocket.

There's only one person who's been

standing near to me, and that's him. Hey,

him. That's him. He wasn't me. He's

standing there. He's just my wallet. Hey,

that's him. What are

you doing?I swear it

wasn't me. No, what are

you doing?Ohh

What the hell is

going on here?

What's the matter right here?You such

bunch of fools?

Mr. Chai, I'm very sorry. You feeling all

right?Never mind. It

was nothing. We're used to this kind of

trouble. Thank

you. Ohh I see a tough guy.

ah Are

you feeling okay?Uh, I'm fine.

Who the hell are you?

Oh, I'll watch it, will ya?

Aye Has Taekwon really been killed?

Oscar! That's right. Shu Shi

Chun's kung fu is much too good for us. I

know. I told Taekwon to wait till we

could both take him on. Uh, it's all

because of me. Taekwon gave me a hand,

but he shot himself to do it, and Shu Shi

Chun went and killed him.

AhBar-chan, let's go.

Go?

The trouble is on my own. I'm no match

for Shoe either. I'll help you. Why don't

we fight together?

You're more of a fool than I thought. I

may be a fool, but I'm winning, and if

we're together, we've a better chance we

can win!

Can you stand pain?Mother used to say I

could stand anything.

Teacher, I can't go on. You're going to

kill me.

It's got to hurt if it's to work.

If you hold it while 10 just sticks burn,

then you're ready.

Teacher, it's hard.

I'm all right. Teacher,

it's hard.

Now pull yourself back up.

Come on now, you can make it.

Now put the jaws back.

Hey, look there.

Ah, the jaws again. That's right.

Teacher.

Teacher, what's the point?Hmm

All these jars. You'll find out. Turn it

off! Teacher! Teacher! Teacher!

Teacher!Teacher, you take my headphones

on! What are you

worried about?When you see a jar?Avoid

it! Or else it'll

hit you. You don't want your head to end

up like this. Understand?Oh, yeah.

Ohh

ohh

Now you are going to have to be more

careful. Huh

Oh

Hey, catch! Huh

For forYou've

broken nearly all of the big jars I'd

saved. Really?Have you saved for

the small house for me as well?The way

you move has improved considerably.

HuhBut you must strengthen your hand. Oh

Teacher, your ring doesn't really look

like a weapon. Oh, doesn't it?No. Huh

You can never escape from this if I throw

it. Keep your mouth shut. Oh.

I can use this. Oh, really?Why not have a

go?

You won't be able to escape from it. Huh

ah

Well, you still haven't jumped out of it

yet. HuhCome on!

Here.

Come on.

Ohh

Teacher, I'm hungry.

Don't you worry. I'll feed you later.

Miss Chen. Our master really misses you.

Miss Chet.

I'm sorry!

I'm sorry! Ohh You

let it

go!

No,

noAll right. All right

Ohh

Hey. Take her back to the bus,

right?

Now you get in, too. Ohh What?Get

in?Get inside.

Homer!Let me do it.

Huh You are so young,

lad, and you're so much to learn.

You may not be strong, but your Kung

Fu isn't bad. What would you

say?I'm a man just like you, and I'm a

match for you. If you think I'm a fool,

you're an even bigger one.

ohh Fool. Now get up. Try again.

Try again?Yes, of course.

Come on.

ohh

So we finally meet the fool in his

golden ring. We'll soon see as the

fool around here.

You

want to kill me?Teacher, he's trying to

hurt you. HuhAre you still here?

Even if you fight together, you still

can't beat me. Ha! You're making a

mistake. If you underestimate my kung-fu,

I've been practicing. I learned special

skills. Teacher, let me show Mama. Hey,

hold it. Now is not the time to fight

him. Ha! Your words are full of win for

all I care. But if you beat me, then

you're a better man than me. But if I

beat you, you're nothing but a dog.

Teacher, let me do it. All right, show

him you're a man. Right.

Teacher, I'm done for. Easy. I'll do the

fighting.

But what technique are you going to use?

What do you think I'm doing?I'm getting

ready.

If you don't come to help, sir, I'm going

to be finished.

Ohh What are you trying to do, unsettle

me?There's no need to be afraid of him.

He can't really hurt.

Ohh

Teacher, I think the pill's gonna work.

ohh Teacher, it's

a snake! A snake?

Catch it! Teacher, you

haven't told me how! Hey, you can do it.

Try it alone. Oh, right.

Teacher, it's too hot fighting him alone.

Fight for your life. Stand up, student.

Huh

Two against one. Huh

Hey, we're going to kill you. Right.

Teacher!

Teacher, it's a snake! Oh, a snake.

Then we'd better kill it.

Did you quickly kill him?

You've got to die. You lost the right to

live.

I'm gonna kill you like a dog! I'm

not! I'm

not! I'm not!

Now he's away, you're safe!

That's the way, Mulan! Ohh

I think it's working!

So the tiger fish! No, it's not! It's the

cat!

Cat's got my life so I can't die.

Huh How many lines have you got left

then?

ohh

I'm sorry. I didn't mean

it, really. I'm

sorry.

Forgive me. Forgive me.

I

borrow

one.

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