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Practice harder. You must stand pain. You

understand?

Get your

fuck out.

Again.

You come here. Oh.

Master. You've been with me for

10 years. You should go home now. Huh

You saying I must go?Yes, silly boy.

You go home. And your parents, too.

You can't stay here forever, huh

But Master.

I'm just a lonely old man. I got

used to it by now, but

I'll be sad. I'll visit you soon.

Make sure you got lots of wine. You know

how I like wine.

But now that you're a Kung Fu expert,

don't you use it to injure

others?If I hear that you've been hurting

people, I'll thrash the pants off you.

Yes, pastor. Also, your father

is an honest man, but he's inclined

to be mean. If you've got money you

don't need, you should help the poor and

the needy. You go tell him that.

Yes. There's one thing that's

most important. What's that?You're to

drink with me tonight until you're

dead drunk.

Good. Get out, son.

You're away for 10 years, so where's all

you're going for?Oh, Master said I'm an

expert now, and I know all kinds of

songs. Good.

You've clearly studied well, son. And I

must say I'm proud of you.

Now I've got to go up. You follow me. Here

we are.

Oh, don't forget.

If I say fight, then you fight. Allright,

Mr. Today I suggest

we need more facilities for our

Kung Fu jet. Also, we must hire

a good expert. Uh, good idea if you're

willing to pay for it. I've no objections

about an expert, but he must be better

than I am naturally.

My son Xiaohu's an expert,

and he's much better than you.

And since he

is my son, I won't have to pay him any

salary at all. Huh

Xing-Chen, you really don't have any

idea, do you?What the hell do you mean?

Grandpa, why don't you tell him?

Xing-Chen, what's wrong with you

today?

I've waited 10 years for this day to

come. You'll soon see what it's all

about, and then you won't think I'm mad.

Joe, fight now.

You think you want to fight me?What the?

You afraid?Come fight me if I hurt

you. Nonsense. All

right, let's go.

What's wrong

with him?You get over here.

Stop that. Father,

it's broken. The wine jar. That's

right. I said to fight.

No, the house name, didn't you?Oh, well,

I was practicing. I'm not finished my

exercises yet. How do you want to eat

that fresh, you damn it. No, no

You've learned kung fu for 10 years and

you can't even fight. I was just

practicing it. But didn't your master

teach you to fight?HuhMy master said

I'm an expert, so I mustn't

fight. Stupid old fool. Then

you're even more stupid. Wait till I talk

with that old goat. Now you get out of

here. If you can't fight, I don't want to

see you now. Now get out of here, Ron!

My son, you'd better find your master.

Tell him to talk to your father. You'd

better hurry. Ah

Here's $20, in case you need it.

Father gave me. Your

father's worse than a miser. He wouldn't

give you much. When you travel,You always

need some extra.

Thank you, ma. Take care of

yourself. I better go. Take

care of yourself, ma.

Hey! Hey

Hey

Hey Hey

Hey Stop!

Now watch my movements.

Ah

This kick is too low.

ah

That's even worse.

Hey, Mr. Lee, please come over here.

Master. This

gentleman is an expert. Have a bat with

him. You sure you know kung fu?Oh,

I'm an expert. Oh. Hmm

Then let's have a fight right now. All

right. I'd be glad to test my kung fu

against yours. Please?All right, we'll do

boxing first. The straight fist!

Ohh What the hell are you doing?

Boxing. Well, I'll practice one, you

practice one. See which is better. What

do you think?Yeah, you must be crazy.

Who's gonna fight like that?You'll have

to hit me. Oh, I can't hit you.

I'm an expert. I never hit people. Huh,

we'll soon see about that, you bastardHuh

Hey, hey, hey, stop it, will

you?Hey, hey, no! Hey, hey, heyHuh

HuhI told you

I don't want to fight you. I'm an expert.

Now stop it.

I told you I don't want to

fight you. That kick is much too high.

Ohh That one's even worse. Hey,

son!

You

bastard You sure move fast to get out of

the way of my kicks! I thought I already

told ya! I'm an expert!

Hey!

HuhHuh

HuhHuh

I'm an expert. Who told you to hit me?All

right, my brother knows I'm a good foo.

He'll start.

Ohh

You're all right. The bone's OK.

Rather, I want you to get revenge. He

made me a fool. Otherwise, us two. We're

gonna. We don't want that.

But you reckon your iron head can do it.

Of course. He dares to try to tangle with

my iron head. He'll soon find out that

there's only one champion around here.

You take a rest. I'll go and find him

first.

you see?Here's the match.

Hold it!

Will you let me pass?You pass?

Right. I've been looking for you the

whole day. I hear you know Iron

Head. I've waited.

To find someone who's a match for me, I

intend to have a fight with you right

here. Hey, how can we

have a fight right here?This is the open

street. That's simple. You strike me

three times, and then I'll strike you.

I've got no quarrel with you, so why

should I?You shut up. You're younger than

me, so you can go first. Umm

Hey, what are you doing?Ohh

I want to see how thick your skin is.

Don't you play tricks.

I'll give you a real big bum if you do.

Brother, you see?What

happened?That's just a scratch. I

mean, we've done enough talking.

Let's pack our bags and leave.

We'll leave. If we don't, everyone's

going to laugh at us. Right.

We can go to Masalu's place. I'll

purchase my kicks. A new practice iron

hen. Good

idea. In that

case, let's go now and start practicing.

Brother has to lose a very generous

man. You see two of us. He's got new

clothes and he's given $20 each to cover

expenses. That should be enough for

us to have a good time. Hey, he has to

look after us. After all, with your kick

and my iron head, it's not as if we're

just anybody. He needs tough

guys like us. You'll make him a powerful

man, ayeYeah?

You're right. Come on. Drink up. Cheers.

Hey, brother. Get a load of that girlover

there. Good. Very good. Brother,

she's looking this way now. I reckon she

fancies me, don't you?HuhEh, yeah.

Well, how can we get all of her, ehEh,

that'll be easy. We'll just keep giving

her big tips and we'll keep coming here

every day till at last she'll

expect us. As long as we're patient,

she'll be ours in the end, brother. What

do you think, ehYeah, you're pretty good

thinking. You're great.

No, that was a good meal.

Come on, drink it. Wait out the bill,

yeah. Hey, brother, let's figure you got

drinks.

Oh,

I'll get it.

Hey, son of a bitch look where you're

going. Ah Hey, son

of a bitch I didn't know there was a

banana peel. You're

lucky this time.

Huh That'll be 85 cents. Uh, that's

very cheap. All right, I'll

pay you $2. Oh, thank you, thank you.

Well, the change of $1.15

is for your mistress to buy some flowers.

Thank you. All

right, all right

Where's my wallet?HuhOh, you must

have forgotten it. I've got mine.

Hey, that's John! My wallet

seems to have got it well. Waiter,

bring me some special dishes. I got lots

of money. I only want the best.

You get all that?Your very best.

Hey, you little bastardI

know you. You're a pig pocket.

How dare you accuse me like that. You've

got a big nerve telling me I'm a thief.

Out with it. Where is it?Where's what?

You stole both our wallets. Why do you

think I took them?You just don't want to

pay your bill. I know that old trick.

Shame on you. Shut your mouth. Hmm

I reckon that our wallets will be found

in your pocket hut. Who knows what's

yours?Touch him.

You there?

Ha-ha! If you've got the guts, come on.

Come on Let's go!

Come on! Huh

Huh

Huh

HuhHuhUh

Oh, so it's you. Oh,

so it's you, Mr. Lee, Mr. Wong.

Hey, what are you doing here?He's my big

brother. Brother, these two were bullying

me. Teach him a lesson. Let's go.

Don't let him escape. You let him get

away.

Brother, let's go inside and

you call me brother?Uh, you're older than

me. Come on, I'll call you big brother.

Let's go sit down. The mister, you

see. Oh, that's all right.

Here. Oh. I got two wallets here,

which you've got $40. I'll pay for

everyone in here tonight. Everything's on

me, okay?Ohh How's that?All right.

Great. Good. Come on. Let's sit down.

Come on.

Hey, Mister, you're just in time. The

food's free tonight. I never

eat someone else's food. Oh, well, sit

down. Huh

Who asked him here?What a pity.

Brother, come on, let's sit.

This bad look, we met a guy again.

Perhaps he's following us. What are we

going to do?Ask Master Liu to do with

him. Really?Of course. Master

Liu's Western Boxing is real top class.

He can beat that bastard easy. Come on.

Ah, brother, you're called

Ho Shao Hu, and I'm Shao Yan. It's

as if we were brothers. Maybe so.

But Shayan doesn't sound right. Almost as

if it's a girlfriend. Who says that?

Brother?How come those two men were so

afraid of you?You just walked in and they

ran away. Did you pick them up before?

Look here. I never started a fight ever.

They attack me to start with. Oh, they

attack you. You never fight. And yet

they're afraid of you.

I guess that means your goons was pretty

good. My master said I'm an expert.

I know all kinds of kung fu. Oh, well,

that's wonderful. So my brother's a real

kung fu expert. From now on, nobody will

dare push me around.

Hey, brother, do you reckon we've seen

the last of those men?Why do you ask?

They'll want revenge. Revenge?But why

should they?You don't understand. You're

a real fool. If you think I'm a real

fool, then what are you?Ah

I'm a troublemaker.

I, brother, have some more. It'll

make you strong for when you fight. Oh,

okay.

Fighter!

Pastor, he's in the tea house ahead.

Paul, tell

them I want to see them.

Let's go.

Come on.

Brother, I said we'd see those two men

again. Ohh

Bastard if you're a man, come with us.

Hey, they've got help with them. Brother,

let's fight them. I won't. I'm an expert.

I can't hurt people. Never. All right,

then watch me.

He won't fight you, but I'll teach you a

lesson.

Hey, why are you hitting me?Oh, brother,

I didn't mean it. I'm sorry. I didn't

mean it. What's wrong with you?Sorry.

Good, good, good, good, goodThat's the

way. Keep it up. Here, let me.

I'll show this young pup with one of my

kicks. Ohh

Does it hurt?Ohh

Looks awful painful to me.

Are you crazy?You want some more?

Huh Come on, Come on come on

Come on, come here. You bastard I'm

really gonna get you this time. You've

asked for it. I'll give you my

kicks.

All right, but this time, your kick has

become a little chicken leg, hasn't

it now?

Your iron head will get broken in little

pieces, huh

Monkey brain?Monkey brain?

Brother, brother, we better get out of

here. Come on, come onLet's go. Hmm

Brother, after him. More damage.

Here's $40.00 for you. Shut up. Oh, thank

you. Thank

you. There are two of them.

They're only young. They don't look much.

That's right. That's right.

You're both top finders, and you can't

even handle a couple of kids.

Master, I can handle them both, but

they're very tricky. Yes, that's right.

You bastard

Brother, you just stand aside for now and

watch me.

Ha ha.

HuhHow come you're so terribly skinny?

HuhI heard you're a good fighter. You

don't look much. I'll teach you awesome.

Oh, you bastard You won't get away with

this! Oh, that's a clever trick.

All right, and I'll show you some others.

Watch out for his snakefish! Yeah,

bastard you got it wrong! This is called

mantelfish!

Ohh

I'll bite you. Oh, not quite.

How's that feeling?Better now?

Oh. Almost got you. Huh

So you're ready to go. Huh, you dirty old

man. Oh, all right, and I'm gonna have me

a little fun.

Ohhohh

You're gonna die, son of a bitch And I'm

gonna get you!

Oh,

come here. Come here.

You're too slow down there.

Oh, Mr.

Lou. Oh, help me. Are you OK?

I asked Mr. Ng to come here.

Oh, brother, how was I?

Very good. I never expected you to be so

expert at gung fu. But when I saw that

you had a queue, I figured out you're

probably a girl. If you don't like my

cure, I'll cut it off. Oh, no, it doesn't

matter having a queue. My father said

that during the Ching, everybody had a

queue. And now put it on your hat.

Hey,

what do we do now?Any

ideas?Ohh I got none.

That's why I said you're such a fool. I

don't mind being a fool. You're a

troublemaker, and you're tricky.

Stupid fool. If we do meet up in far,

I'll be unable to fight him, so you'll

have to. Oh, no, I won't. My master said

I'm an expert. I mustn't hurt people.

Your master's a fool. You?Don't say

such things. HuhThe fact is, a

fighter should protect the downtrodden

and fight evil. But you won't fight at

all. That means you're helping evil. Do

you understand?You mean not

fighting is really helping evil?

Hmm, seems to make sense. Hmm, of course

it makes sense because it's true. So now

if you meet evil again, you'll have to

fight him. All right, yes, I will fight

him. Hold it.

Who are you?I won't tell you. What do you

want?He claims that he's an expert,

but I don't believe him.

I've come to prove he's a liar. Can you

do that, you bastardShao yen, don't

be rude. Brother, you don't understand.

If you don't teach these people what is

right, they'll keep on doing wrong.

Stop laughing. If you insist on fighting

my brother, you'll have to deal with me

first, you know

ohh

Who is the best fighter around here?

BastardYou're meant to be an expert.

Come on. Brother, you fight with

him. Me?Yeah, you.

Go

on.

BastardAnd you call yourself an expert?

Huh

Huh

Hmm

Hmm

Your tiger fist is pathetic. You're not

good enough. And now you watch this.

I could kill you if I wanted, but I draw

the line at children. Go back and tell

your master. I am Chao Tai Hai.

He'll understand. A student as useless as

you are would be better off studying at

home.

I didn't think he could beat me so

easily. I don't understand. After all, my

master did say I was an expert. Let's go

find your master. All right. I'm looking

for him anyway.

It's Shaohu, master. Just visiting.

Hey, better wake him up.

Hey. Hey, he's awake.

Well, it's disgusting. He's gone to

sleep. He mustn't blame him. What's so

great about him?The old drunk. I'm not

kneeling.

Uh You see?It's a big black fly.

Ohh

Hey, what are you doing back here?Come

on, get up.

Master, I I've been

defeated. By who?

He's Chao Tai

Hai. Chao Tai Hai.

You must take revenge for my brother.

No, I won't. He was once my pupil

and I hated seeing him go, but he's on

his own now. I swore I'd never

interfere.

That's why he taught me all he knows. So

I'd have all I need. Old master. At

least teach him some new techniques so he

can handle Chow when next they meet. Hmm

No, I won't. Chow Tai Ha was

once a pupil of mine, too. And

Tai Ha has more experience. That's

true. It's not

easy, no. EhWhy don't

you teach Shao one of your secret kung fu

techniques instead?I'm sure you

do know the fatal fist. HuhYou?

I... know some

fatal fist, but I...

I couldn't teach him that style.

But why not?Because first of all, you

must be a cripple. Anyone wanting to

learn the cripple fist technique must be

a cripple. I thought that went

without saying.

You can't do that to him. I hope you're

not going to cripple him. That would be

awful. So that's why I can't

teach him that.

Old master, you're the boss here. You can

always change the rules anytime you want.

I can't. I can't betray my

ancestors, old master.

You don't have much longer to live. You

have to handle what you know. Surely your

ancestors want that. Huh

I'm gonna handle this one.

You get out now and let an old man think.

Come and see me in the morning now. HuhGo

on, get out. Go on, go on.

Yes, master. Come on.

That's one outside.

Huh

Quick, come here. Huh

Max is outside. Oh, yeah.

HuhWhat style is that?I've not seen it

before. You must

learn that.

You, what are you doing?Down to step.

Hey. HuhHow's it

going?

Hey. You learned it?

Almost. Good.

Get out, huh

Master, come here. Master.

Right, I see. You learned it from me

secretly. I'll make you into a

cripple. Master!

Master. No.

Master.

Ohh Master. Stupid fool. He's

practicing with you. Why don't you fight

back?Right. Why don't you fight back?

That's not bad, huh

Oh, you've broken my tobacco pouch.

How's that one, master?Not too

good. Now you watch me. Watch out.

Now, the whole time you keep

changing, so no one knows what

style you're using.

Let's go.

Where are we going to go to?Tell me the

truth. Do you think you've really masked

it?The cripple fist?Sure, I got a lake.

All right, if you know it all, we'll try

it out at Lou's gym. All right, I'll show

him. Ohh Hey, brother, you

OK?Troublemaker. Brother.

Good. You let him have it. That's it.

Get

him!

Hold it.

Hey, if it isn't the cheat. If it isn't a

young girl, it was chaos of me last

time to let you go. Otherwise you'd

never have beaten me. But this time

you won't get away. I'm going to smash

you to bits. That's enough.

No more hot air.

Master, you invited us here, so it'll be

our honor to fight these for you. I can

handle them. Let us fight them. All

right, my good friends. Very well.

You go and give them a lesson they'll

never forget. And if you should fail,

I'll just do it myself then. Right.

Stand back. Come on.

Ha. Brother. These men are the three

spears. You can get rid of them.

Let's go. Right. Yeah.

We'll soon sort you out. Yeah.

Brother, careful!

Huh

My weapons are no good against him.

Good. I said you could handle

those three spear men. Now they don't

even have their spears. Ha!

Master, we apologize, but--

In. If I

should kill you now, they say I have no

mercy. All right, you can go. Hey,

come on, chief. It's

your turn now. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm,

mm-hmm

Oh, Mr. Wong, Mr. Lee, can you sort that

bastard out for me?HuhUh,

master. Are you all right, Master?

Rudley, I'm fine. But it's your turn now.

Born. Master,

we're only your humble servants, not

champions. You is your Boston boxing.

That'll fool him. You can beat him with

your Western boxing. You go first. Ohh Of

course, that's it. I'll use that. Once he

gets a taste of my Western boxing, you'll

beg for mercy. Sure, Master,

your turn to go now. Sure, Master, your

turn. right,

rightBut recently, over the

past few days, I've not been failing

myself. I've got a tummy ache.

So you fight him first. I've got to go to

the lavatory. Ohh You

won't get away, brother. Don't let him

escape. Break brother's legs.

Come on, master. If you don't...

We're going to leave, and yeah then your

gym will be finished.

Good, very good.

Ohh I will show them my Western boxing

technique. Yeah. Fits

my gloves.

Brother, let me handle this guy.

Ah, you're going to use Western boxing

gloves. Come on, let's fight.

You all right?Not so

great. Let me fight him. I won't.

I want to beat him myself. Hey,

hey, look at me! Floats like a butterfly,

stings like a bee! Muhammad Ali was one

of my best views.

Whatever you say, huh Uh,

Ali's not here to help you today,

huh

Huh

Here I am over here. Now

I'm over here. Come on, what are you

waiting for?

Brother, let's go. Go. I'm not going to

stick around. Damn right. Let's go.

HuhNow, I'm

gonna break both your legs so you can

stop stealing. We're going to miss...

What's happened?They must take revenge...

We're going to meet Unfa.

Brother, come on. Ohh

And you really did break his hands.

That's wonderful. So Lu's legs are

broken, Lu's hands are broken. We should

start looking for Chow Ta Hai. Not now,

not now. If we keep on like this, it'll

never end. Then what do you want?

I want to go home. HuhYou can't.

What about me if you go?Unless you take

me with you. HuhYou can come with me.

Certainly. I'll follow you anywhere,

'cause you're my big brother. Uh, that's

all right. But I got two conditions.

Ah, the fool's starting to think. Tell

me. Ah, the first conditions, you have to

wear a girl's dress the whole time.

Uh-huhYou You know I'm a girl?Uh, I know

all along. Oh. Huh

Let's go.

Come

on.

Mr.

Seng. Mr. Seng.

Oh, Shirshen, what do you want here?Oh, I

wouldn't come for nothing. I want to talk

with you. You and I have got nothing to

say. You get out of here.

You see, the elder and then the other

gentlemen have come. Hmm

Shang-Chan. Mister, you've come here too.

What's up?Why are you all here?

Shang-Chan. We have

come because of money. What's

that?Money again?

Mister, I'm sorry. I don't want to

talk. You may leave now.

Let me explain. Will you take it

easy?Mr.

On Money. I won't talk.

Nope. Please leave me alone.

Oh, what do these men want, my dear?

Nothing. They're not staying. They just

asked for some money. Not more

money. When is this ever going to finish

now?Oh, stop an old man.

We'll have to force him to give. Yeah, me

too.

Mr. Xing, I thought you were smart. All

the village elders have come to see you

today. Don't force us away or

you'll be sorry. HuhSo

what?Are you trying to intimidate me?How

dare you?Oh, I suppose I do beat

you.

Ohh

Dad?Mom?HuhChao?

You're back! You see, they even come to

my house to visit me. Dad,

let's take things easy. Cheyenne, say

hello to my parents. Oh,

wow.

I'm Cheyenne and pleased to meet you. Get

up, get up. Oh, geez.

She is... Uh, she's, um.. Uh,

she's, uh.. Oh, yes,

she's my classmate.

Cheyenne, this is our village elder, and

all the others are my relatives. Elder,

nice to meet you. These men are my

friends.

I say, Esau, you've got some extra help.

How could I be help?He's a lot better at

Kung Fu than I am. He's Kung

Fu. I've seen that nonsense before.

He's useless.

Brother, you heard what the man just

said. I think he needs to be wised up and

quickly.

Brother, you're the village Kung Fu

instructor. How about this?You

can hit me three times, and if you can

hurt me, I'll obey your way.

Really. Really. You won't fight back.

How old?Good,

huh

Good, good, goodVery good. Terrific.

Oh, dear. All

right. You're ready, all good. Well,

let's go. Hold it.

What's up?Oh, want a baby some more?

I'll and hate you, but I'd just like to

know what the hell's going on here.

The fact of the matter,

our gyms are all in tutters

because we've got no money.

So we came to ask your father for

some, but now.

Forget it. We'll be going.

Elder. Don't go yet. I promise.

You promise?I'll pay. HuhAre

you mad after all that I've had to put

up with?But you still want to pay?

You're a bigger fool than I thought.

You're a fool.

Dad, we're the richest family around

here. So we should pay for it.

Don't get so upset about it. Money's not

everything. You should spread it about a

bit. My darling, you

should agree with him. Xiao Hu is a wise

young man, and his classmate looks very

beautiful. We should both be happy from

now on. We should let him handle all our

affairs, huh

All right. You have won, my dear.

I give up. Take the money.

Master. Master. It's bad news. It's

terrible news. What's up?There are a

group of men outside. They want Sha Hu.

They look real angry. Oh, Sha Hu.

What kind of trouble have you been up to?

It's nothing. I'll handle him. No

problem. Brother, let me bring my

pupils to give you a hat. Oh, thanks a

lot. But there's no need. I'll call on. Ah

Brother?Don't call me that. I'm not your

brother. Come on, let's fight. Brother,

don't forget who taught you your kung fu.

BullshitI left all that behind long

ago. Let's fight now. If you refuse to,

Then be prepared to die. Brother, I don't

understand why you're helping these

bastardsI told you, don't give me bullshit

Come on.

Huh Let's stop fighting.

Bastard you've improved.

Bastard you tired?

Just a little.

Drunken fist. You'll soon fall down.

BastardYour drunken fist is going to help

you. If you know something else, you

better use it. I sure will.

Huh Monkey fist. All right,

we'll play that for a bit.

Brother, come on.

huh

Come on, let's search for him. Right.

Where are they?Come, over there. Huh

It's bad. Shao is being defeated. We'd

better go and help him. Come on!

Shao! Shao!

Huh

ohh Shiao, are you all right?How are you

feeling?I'm fine.

Cheyenne, you see to my parents. I'll go

up now. Ohh

I never thought the old man would teach

you that. The triple fit's the secret. Huh

He didn't teach me. I started myself.

Even if you learnt all of it, it'll do

you no good. You may as well give up.

I'm gonna win. You're no match for me.

Huh

Don't forget, keep on moving.

Change your styles, but always be

quick.

Huh

I know the crippled boxing style.

Surrounding, not attacking. If you

want, I'll show you. Come on.

Ah

Huh

HuhIf I should kill you now,

they say I have no mercy. All right, you

can go.

Ah