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Good morning to Hans. A lovely day isn't it?

Yes, it is indeed a lovely day. Excuse me.

That's Prince Louis.

Good morning, Prince Louis. Good morning.

What can I do for your excellency today?

Well, I have come to pick up a suit of bookskins that I ordered to be delivered.

Forgive me your highness. I would have delivered to myself within the hour.

To think you have been put to the trouble of coming here.

There is no trouble. I assure you I merely want to see the suit before it leaves your shop.

By all means. By all means.

You like it your majesty?

No, I do not like it. I ordered a simple ordinary store of bookskins to wear at the hunt.

Not that costume for the opera, for me. But surely, sir, you were jesting. What will the people look?

I don't care what the people of Kentucky think.

I want to see the bookskins by tomorrow evening. Is that clear?

Yes, Your Highness. I'll have them behind us.

Can't tell you how mortified I am.

Stop going, excuse me.

I know who you are. Don't be giving me that stuff about royal blood. I got blood too, see?

Excuse me, ma'am.

In this heaven-blessed country. Anybody's just as good as somebody else, sit.

Nobody's as good as everybody else.

Your Highness. What's the trouble?

The trouble, Belnais, that no one will let me be what I am. And for the knurking man.

Not quite ordinary. You do bear the boo-bo name. And for over 200 years, the boo-bo is set upon the throne of France.

Yes, but no boo-bo is fixed now. The revolution has been to that.

Yes, but if the monarchy is ever restored, you shall be king.

Come, sit down. Have a glass of wine.

I have prepared for you.

Bautage, a la Conde, and jiggo, a la mieye.

Belnais always, I'm sure it is delicious, but I don't think I can eat right now.

One test of the soup and you will be all a petite.

And I was wondering, Sire, Kentucky being such a primitive place, if I shouldn't take along my rack of spices and seasoning.

Bernard, I may cancel my trip to Kentucky.

But no, you have looked forward so long to a trip to the American wilderness, to hunt, to fish, to roam as you please.

Exactly, ma'am. To roam as I please.

Mr. Temposible, how can I roam as I please when all wise it is? May I carry your gun, your highness?

What is your wish for dinner? Vort to the noblest? Don't trip over there.

Lord, I tell you, I can't stand it any longer.

May I remind you, your highness, that the reason you have received such a generous reception in America is because the people are grateful for the part of your country and your family played in gaining them their independence.

It is gratitude, not homage, that they offer you, and it becomes you to reject it.

Yes, yes, I know you are right.

You know, Bernard, it is funny, but you seem to know the role that I should play better than I know it myself.

And you could play it?

Now, gee, you! You could play it!

I'm afraid I don't understand. I will explain.

No one in Kentucky has ever seen either you or me. My clothes, they fit you exactly.

Nobody knows the history of my family better than you, so...

Hello, Prince Louis Philippe, you shall go to Bonne's Barre and I...

I shall go on my hunting trip if that buffoon ever finishes my buckskins and hand-drawn as I please.

I, Bernard, impersonate a bull, b'on!

Yes, my father and my grandfather and my great-grandfathers would swarm from their grave and carry me off to foundation for such a sacrilege.

No, nonsense, Bernard. You don't understand, it's only for a couple of weeks.

Then when I have had my hunting trip, you can be yourself again.

What, sir? No bliss, obliques.

Nobility imposes obligations upon him, oh, it's a title, and the title is yours.

And while you are in Boone's barre, Bernard, you shall have it.

I would only disgrace it.

Bernard, as a friend, I ask you to do it for me.

I cannot.

Very well.

As your prince and your sovereign, I command you...

Do it.

MUSIC

Tengo Boo was a man, just a big man...

With an eye like an eagle and as tall as a mountain was he.

Tango Boo was a man, just a big man.

He was brave, he was purest in his stuff.

There's a mighty oak tree.

On a coon skin cap, on the top of old anchor,

the heel of his raw hashoo.

The rip and nest roar and a spike in his span.

The bun dee ree vu noo.

Tango Boo was a man, just a big man.

And he fought for America to make all American speed.

Tango Boo.

Oh, right, Zannah, what's the trouble?

She's trying to measure me for some white satin brooches.

Yes, sir, you come back here before all the material's gone.

Someone count on the principal.

What's he gonna care if I have white satin brooches?

I'm the one who cares. Now you come right along.

Hey, what's, why do you gotta please someone who's in the room?

I'm the one who cares.

Now, you come right along.

Hey, what's, why do you gotta please someone who's in the room?

It's not along.

Hey, what's, why do you gotta please somebody else

and as long as it's your mall you're pleasing,

I think you ought to go in there and get measured.

I'm gonna be the laughing stork.

Mrs. Pepper, do that to me. I saw it first.

You did not see it first. You just got to it first.

All right, so it's mine.

Get him, not you. It is mine.

You find out what's reaching for it and then you come to it and what got me in?

Please, please, please, we're gonna put this down.

If I don't want to broke everything.

I want you to meet the President of me.

We will see.

Oh, oh, ma'am, a pepper creek.

You ought to go and join his mind up.

You're hitting like an absolute child.

Get me out of here.

Israel, if you don't hold still.

What got me in?

Goodness, you're such a little wiggle on.

Oh, I turn on clothes.

Well, it's not gonna kill you.

You got an empty teepee at the village if you need it.

Is that no waste?

And, say, I know that wasn't the bad one.

It wasn't him, man.

I guess you shouldn't run along.

I'm an ant like Saturn, Britches.

Well, what are you fixing up for yourself, Rebecca?

Oh, I've got some nice material at home.

I've been saving for very special occasion.

But, you know...

It takes a lot of satin to make britches for him.

Oh, no.

I wasn't really thinking of britches anyway.

Some more thinking of a, uh, tonic and shirt.

You've got all of my measurements.

Why don't you just fix me something simple and work a day?

Besides, we came by to tell you about a leaf.

A leaf?

What, the prints coming?

I will try to get back before the prints gets here,

but we've got a string of trap lines,

and you can't leave trap lines unattended.

Daniel Boone, somehow I don't quite believe you.

Oh, yes, he has trap lines out.

There might be some pole animal caught in a trap right now.

Yeah, that's what we came by to tell you,

and the sooner we leave, the sooner we'll get back.

Get me out of here.

Hey, Jessica, don't you think it's just measured?

There might be enough for both of us.

No, we don't want yet.

Rest is just a life.

The other one's going to pop, it'll be fine.

Look, there's plenty of them.

No, but, you know.

No, but, you know.

I go out of business before I go out of my mind.

Good evening, Israel.

Hi, girl.

You aren't here for the purpose of meditation?

There's women in there.

You've taken their clothes on and off.

Mommy, come out here.

Well, that's proper for a lad your age,

but I trust a gentleman in maturity can enter.

What would you want in for?

I came to a scoot Susan home,

if I can pry her from her mother's clutches.

Imagine that since the nattice,

charging me 75 cents a yard for this material.

When I know for a fact it's been on the shelf for months,

and him willing to give it away for anything at all.

Say it to her.

It serves your right.

Consisting on it when I saw it first.

I didn't want it.

Stand up, Virginia.

I think you did, Virginia,

and I think it was wonderful of you to give it up for me.

Oh, it's just a mama.

Ah, did that come in?

No, while Edgar.

Edgar Coventry.

Mother?

Here, put this on.

All right, Edgar, come on.

And how are the royal seamstresses doing?

Oh, super, Mrs. Boone.

How I envy your son?

We should tell him that.

Maybe he'd be more willing to wear it.

Oh, I shall.

I shall.

Ha ha ha.

Simplicity.

But you have the skirt too long, Mrs. Pritchard.

What do you mean too long?

It's right at the end step where it belongs.

Well, that's well enough for an ordinary occasion,

but you must realize that the prince is accustomed

to something a little more daring.

I'd suggest that you shorten it.

Just enough to reveal a hint of uncle.

Mother?

You do no such thing.

Certainly not.

There's a limit to the exposure of a girl's netter limbs.

Do you like it?

Mm, turn around.

Very modest and becoming, but it's not.

Isn't the bodice too loose?

Too loose.

If it were any tighter, I couldn't breathe.

That could be the fault of your question.

Edgar Coventry.

I'd rather you didn't speak of such things

than my daughter's presence,

not till you're properly married.

I'm sorry, Mrs. Pepper.

I merely want Susan to look her best.

Prince Louis Philippe may be a king one day

and kings have courts and ladies and waiting.

He may recall the beautiful girl he met in Kentucky.

And you'd let her go to France?

I'm sorry, Mrs. Pepper.

I'm sorry Mrs. Pepper.

I merely want Susan to look her best.

And you'd let her go to France?

Well, I go with her, of course.

A woman who has favor with a king is in a position

to win many rewards for her husband.

Oh, Edgar.

Well, it's true, Susan.

Our whole future could be decided at the forthcoming ball.

Ball?

Hold on, you mean?

Oh, no, no, not at all, Mrs. Boon.

The character of a party is determined by the person

that just present.

We will be entertaining a prince.

And I may have mentioned at one time or other

that my grandfather was a baronet.

Yes, Edgar, I believe you have mentioned it at one time or another.

Yes, unfortunately, my father was a third son

and due solely to the laws of prime and genitur could not inherit the title.

So we migrated to America.

Nonetheless, my ancestry should provide the prince

with the proper reassurance that he's not alone in the wild frontier.

Come as far as we can come without me taking half of the mar to rest up.

I'm looking at my dinner, Boon. Where's yours?

Well, I want to let you have a little of this grouse that I shot.

And then I dressed and I built a fire and took it home.

And again, I might not.

I'll sell for half.

I'll sell for half.

You're harness?

You're harness?

You're harness?

It's your, your gun.

It is pointing at me.

Yep.

It might go off?

You're right again, so just do like I say and step out.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

I do not understand you.

You are how to take me to Boon's Barrow.

We don't take kindly to Roydy around here.

We just got through fighting war to get rid of a king.

So there ain't no sense in being nice to a prince.

Now march off the under of them woods.

But why? What are your intentions?

Well, I kind of think that's plain enough.

That team in this coach.

A front full of fancy goods.

And maybe you hand some sum of money.

I kind of like that coach you wearing too. So just take it off.

You have brigands!

You're not in any position to be calling people names.

That's half the coat.

Come on.

But if you leave me here, I... I'm lost.

I was starved. The savages might kill me.

That's right. That's what we're hoping people around here will think.

Yeah, this looks like it'll take you.

And, uh, let me see that.

Oh, yeah.

Hmm.

That makes me hell, huh?

But why, why? You have what you want. Why murder me.

What?

We ain't never killed a prince before.

Look over here.

Would it make any difference if I were not a prince?

Nope.

But I'll tell you what. I'm going to give you a chance.

Just because I don't like to shoot certain birds.

Now go ahead and take a run for it.

Well, go on run for it.

The book bond does not run.

Well, whatever suits you.

Hold it.

Well, we got them, boss. What are we going to do with them?

Well, I reckon we'll just have to turn them over to the law.

You're not going to let them get away.

Well, they won't go far afoot.

I'll have some of my Tuscarora braves round them up in the morning.

Tuscarora braves?

Then you must be an American, red Indian.

The first I've met.

Some of us are rather than others.

And from what I overheard the last few minutes,

you must be Prince Louis Follin.

And from what I overheard the last few minutes,

you must be Prince Louis Follin.

The man we're expecting in Boonsburg.

I wish I were in a position to deny that.

Well, uh, I'm Donald Boone, this Gabe Cooper.

Why don't we take your coach on over to my camp and, uh,

get a little sleep and we'll have you in Boonsburg by noon tomorrow.

Did you call Prince?

How was your brother?

Uh...

I was a little bit nervous.

MUSIC

MUSIC

Here it comes.

Here it comes.

Here it comes.

Here comes the Prince.

Here comes the Prince.

Here comes the Prince.

In his white britches.

See how he glens.

Here we go. You're gonna track dust all over it.

Well, Becky, here's number one.

What's this?

Well, that's protocol.

Whenever we are visiting royally, it just has to be done.

That's all.

Now, here's Mrs. Brewster and Mrs. Pepper.

Don't I get one?

Well, you're included in your mother's protocol.

The same as Susan is and Mrs. Pepper,

and Virginia is with Mrs. Brewster.

Yeah, but what does it mean?

Well, each slip of paper has a number on it,

and that's how we line up to be presented to the Prince.

And I think as long as Dan was the founder of this here,

settlement, well, we ought to give the boons number one and me.

I'm the next man of importance around here,

so I should give myself number two and so on

in order of personal importance.

Gave me a number thirteen.

Gave me number twenty-four.

What makes you think that,

twenty-three people around here are more consequence than me and my Virginia.

And putting them behind the peppers,

she's never had a day schooling in her whole life.

I got my schooling on my mother's knee,

and that's a sight more than anything you got.

Just don't you start up with me again.

Now, mother, hear that.

Don't start up.

Mother, who cares?

I care.

Ladies, please.

Now, ladies, please.

A thing like this can change your whole life.

Ladies, please.

This is protocol. It's...

It's got to be done.

Oh, uh, a good enough.

Here she is.

Who gave you the right to protocol us?

You'll not insult my Susan with a number thirteen.

We'll be the captain on the duty.

No.

We'll be the captain on the duty.

One hundred and twenty.

Since an honest despite your age,

I'm of a mind to chastise you.

I shall not submit to such degradation.

Well, not... not at your age, ladies and old folks first, remember.

But Susan will be with me.

And not her mother.

Furthermore, as I may have told you once, my grandfather was a Baron.

Yeah, well, he must have been posthumously promoted because the last time I heard he was only a Baronette.

I'm saying, as a person of noble ancestry, my place is at the Prince's side.

Right, he's just not fair.

The whole time you're trying to get out of your hands!

Just calm down.

Since an Atticess is quite right, when it says we do have to have a system of order.

However, no one has the right to say who comes first.

I'm a Becky.

We'll, uh...

Take this hat and we'll drop all our numbers out.

That's a bad idea, Becky.

Yes, fair.

That's fair.

It's only fair way.

All the numbers?

All right, Becky.

Now, then, may I have your numbers please?

Here we go.

I don't know who put him in charge.

He's getting his tough.

Here we are.

He's getting absolutely unstoppable.

Here they are, Becky.

Yours too.

Well, that ain't true protocol, Becky.

Since an Atticess, you dropped that number two in this hat.

Come on.

You do it right now.

Put it in the hat.

No more than three.

Please, Becky.

Oh, well.

It doesn't make any difference anyway because, uh...

I'm going to be standing right alongside of the Prince to...

introduce him to all of you.

Ow.

Ow.

Ow.

How come you went right now to the front chair with two fellows?

You didn't even know.

Well, they were hired at the last minute.

It was necessary to use someone who didn't know the Prince.

Didn't know the Prince.

No, me, that is.

I'm sorry if I sometimes speak of myself in a third person for the

education.

Caesar always wrote to himself in a third person.

Not that I compare myself to Caesar.

But the way those two fellows will talk and they knew you were the

Prince, all right.

Yes, sir.

Of course.

They were definitely out of the opinion that their passenger was

Prince when we flew.

Well, uh, how did they find out?

Well, I, uh...

That's what they were told.

What you said they weren't supposed to know you?

Well, I did.

Yes.

It is very confusing.

Reasons of state.

Well, it almost cost you your life.

You know, I really admired the way you stood your ground when

that fellow told you to run for it.

Nothing to admire.

I am duty bound to pull the honor of the Bilbon name.

Although I assure you, I'd rather have come here in the guise of a

plain citizen.

Too late for that.

Everyone's expecting you.

I only hope they've not gone to a lot of trouble.

Well, when I left, all the women were getting lost.

All the women were getting rigged up and you dressed as none

ever met a woman yet that considered that a hardship.

I hope you don't mind if I ride up here with you.

No, suit yourself, Prince.

Get up.

All right.

All right.

All right. Now everyone, we're going to have a rehearsal.

Now then, who's got number one?

I got it.

All right.

I'm here.

And all the rest of you line up and back up her according to the

number you have.

Come along.

Be careful.

Don't step on it.

Hello, dear.

Mother, I feel so conspicuous being first.

Couldn't we trade places with someone else?

Well, certainly not.

Mother, you know, all you've done this week has embarrassed me.

I'll help you with the flowers and the food, but I won't stand for any more

than silly protocol.

I'm going home.

You could just meet the Prince without me.

Virginia.

Not just a minute.

I'm...

All right.

I'm going to give you your order.

You will come down to the steps, come up the right side,

and be presented to his highness,

and then you will turn around and go down the left side and on out the red carpet.

All right.

This is supposed to come ahead.

I'm going to present myself in Cincinnati also his highness.

Mrs. Huygensen Brewster, your highness.

Please, to meet you, Your Honor.

No, no, no.

Not your honor.

That's for a judge.

Now, you're supposed to kiss my hand and then coachy.

Huh.

I'm not going to saw my lips on your dirty old paw.

Coach is coming.

Coach is coming, everybody.

And Coach is coming.

Oh, no, everybody.

Back back in your places.

For you, take your places.

Music.

Back to the music.

Come on, ladies.

You're great.

Get back in with your words.

Back every to the protocol.

Oh, oh.

Take place.

Run away.

Just like the truth.

Look.

Dannel.

I figured this is going to be the Princess Coach.

This is the Princess Coach.

We might open the woods tonight, Robynn.

Well, it's going to open the door for him.

Open the door.

Now, do it myself.

Over the way.

Welcome to Boone's Barrow.

Your highness.

Your highness?

Sensonatus.

Sensonatus.

This is Prince Louis Philippe.

Forgive us your majesty with how we denote it.

We are ready for you, your highness.

Ready for you to walk down the royal pathway.

Everybody, let's go.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to go.

Hey, everybody.

Who's the name?

Who are the name?

Sensonatus.

Hold on, just a minute.

Sensonatus, the Princess had a long, hard journey.

He needs time to rest up before you start anything like this.

Oh, rest.

Yes, of course.

We certainly don't mind waiting.

We just stand here and wait.

Thank you, Michel Boone.

But it would be rude of me to make them wait after all these preparations.

There is only one thing.

There's the music.

It ain't a being played, right?

Oh, he plays it beautifully.

It's the Marsalaise, your country's national anthem, sir.

Yes, the song of the triumphant Republicans who cut off the head of my father and the head of my cousin, King Louis, 16th, and of his beautiful wife, Mary Antoinette,

and the heads of my uncles and nephews, and who would cut off the head of Louis Philippa as well if they could get their hands on him.

Mrs. Rufus, he hopes your majesty.

Not of the...

Miss Gertrude Hastings, your exaltation.

Shama?

Mr. Richard Hibbs, your sublimity.

What did you do?

Mr. Rufus, Mrs. Sylvia Pepper, your highness.

Mrs. Susan Pepper and Mr. Edgar Coventry, your porosity.

Delighted, Prince Louis, delighted.

How do you do?

How do you do?

You must reduce the status we're failing to introduce us properly.

He is, I fear, somewhat provincial.

Will you hold your tongue, young man?

Oh, please don't put us engaged in any altercation in the presence of royal.

We seem to be the last in line, a ridiculous situation, and not to be construed in terms of protocol.

Oh, you must be weary.

Please sit down.

Susan, take the chair on Prince Louis right there, and I shall sit right here on his left.

Chair!

Get off my coat!

I'll go see the air roomy arm.

High-hearsity.

Since, um, since an analyst didn't mention it.

Well, I'm forced to tell you myself.

My grandfather was a duke.

A duke?

That was after he was a Baron.

English, not French.

The Duke of Coventry is my name implies.

His forebears came from French Normandy with William the Conqueror,

and were no doubt well acquainted with many of your own illustrious ancestors.

Yes, I'm sure that our ancestors were of a similar station.

Oh, you see, Susan?

Those of noble blood recognize each other at once.

It's as though we wear our titles on our brows.

Oh, well, what?

Boo!

Boo!

Oh.

I trust you won't think you're modest for making my background known to you.

You are a stranger, and you may want advice concerning which people to cultivate,

and whom to avoid.

For example, much as I regret relinquishing the pleasure,

it might be fitting if you open our ball by selecting Susan as a partner.

Oh, Edgar, that depends entirely upon the Prince.

However, if you should ask, I would accept her.

Yes!

You will excuse me for a moment, please.

I really must pressure now.

Excuse me.

Here's all the...

Normandy!

Oh, forgive me, I...

It was...

It was entirely awful, darling.

I'm suppose to look around, going.

No, we...

We...

Oh, allow me to introduce myself.

I know when you are your highness.

It seems I've met everyone in Boonsbroke, except you.

Well, I'm Virginia Brewster, your highness.

You know you're the first girl in Boonsbro who didn't try to curtsy.

Well, I guess I didn't want to look badly doing it foolishly.

I would much rather hold your hand.

You are.

You are.

How do you say, shy like me?

You mean like us?

We.

I'm only the pretender to the throne.

Do you speak French?

No.

Then I can tell you the truth.

Just a minute.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Uh, just use an apple still.

We, Jean-Michelbert now, don't mistake the palace we sleep.

So, well, I think I better be going.

Oh, let me carry for you.

No, no, really.

I can't do this.

No, I...

Marcel!

Bonjour, Michel Boon.

What is happening?

Well, it means good day.

I figure it's a bum day.

Why is that?

I've got nothing to do, so sit around and keep my trousers clean.

Can't play.

All I can do is girls work.

Why don't you change your trousers?

Well, it wants me to wear them.

Larry, you're honest, sir.

Oh.

Like me, you make yourself miserable because of a higher authority.

But sometimes that is necessary.

Can you get bossed around too?

Would your highness care to join me in a drink?

Well, perhaps we can join everyone for a drink.

Oh, well, whatever your highness wishes is.

May I accompany you?

Er, I don't.

Make way for his highness.

Come, come, move, move.

No, no, please, please, go.

Oh, please, let me stay.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

We can't have you standing your highness?

No, wait.

I have a special table for you.

Oh, I see.

Right over here.

Right.

Out of the way, that's fine.

I think we can try to check your highness.

Can you wash it?

I have a special wine I've been saving for you.

I hope it measures up to what you're used to.

What are they all about, drinking?

Oh, just my regular blue thunder and not fitting for a king.

You mentioned something earlier about a room?

Oh, yes, right upstairs.

Well, if you don't mind, I would like very, very much to retire.

Retire?

Oh, well, yes, yes.

Of course we have everything all moved in there already for you.

Right up the stairs.

Yes, of course.

We have everything all moved in there already for you.

Right up the stairs.

I'll show you where.

Sorry.

It is.

Yes.

Thank you.

Right up the stairs.

Rest well, your highness.

I just can't understand.

You recommend you something to hurt his feelings?

I'm sure that wine that you've selected for him is the wrong vintage.

And you'd better take care of what your feeder me is accustomed to French cooking.

What?

There we go.

We never bathed a cave in my pocket.

There we go.

We never bathed a cave in my pocket.

You have been putting him through quite an ordeal, since I decided.

Yeah.

We got to know him on the road.

He's not one to put on airs.

He's only trying to show him our appreciation for his coming to Boonsboro.

I think you'll let the man be himself.

Oh, your highness.

Something was wrong with the bed?

It occurred to me that I should oversee the preparation of the Prince's banquet.

The Prince's banquet?

What does he mean by the Prince's banquet?

He often speak of himself lucky with someone else.

That's quite proper.

Sometimes we even refer to ourselves in the plural.

Ha ha.

We do?

I could not resist the aroma of your cooking.

Wow.

What kind of a foul is this, Mrs. Pustel?

It's a wild turkey, your highness.

But he's a young one, so he should be tender.

But surely you intend to debonit before sewing it up?

Uh, debonit?

Yes.

I will show you.

Excuse me, please.

Ladies.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Do you have, please, a small knife?

Er, will this do?

Ah, yes, that would be perfect.

Excuse me, please.

During my, uh, many years in exile, I've had to learn many things in order to survive.

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You will find that it will hold more stuffing now, and if you bind it with bacon strips,

it will best itself.

Thank you, Your Honors.

Ah, this must be, er, ice cream.

We say glass in French.

Mm.

Mm.

Delicious.

But this calls for an arctic potato.

An arctic potato.

The weakly known way some of this.

You may take this away.

An arctic potato.

Yes, no, we clean away some of this.

You may take this away.

See?

Yes, and I will get to those.

Yes, there's what you want to do.

I'm going to have a little santa.

Oh, la la.

Oh, so this is more santa.

La la.

A prince engaging in menial labor.

Oh.

Yeah, would you please add a little bit of sugar out?

As I beat.

Yes, mm-hmm.

Like that.

Yes, a little bit.

Ah, very good.

Very good.

I'll be right here.

Sleep.

Now, we hollow out a cake.

Oh, Virginia, a large serving of ice cream, please.

A small baking pan, someone.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, oh, oh, well, this too.

Oh, yes, perfect.

Thank you very much.

Yes, sir.

Now into the pie with it there.

Mm-hmm.

Perfect.

All right.

There we are now.

A little more wring.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

A fair cup of santa.

La meringue.

Some more.

La meringue.

A santa.

A little more wringue.

A santa.

And now into the oven with it.

Bake ice cream.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

The twa.

Cut.

Sank.

Now.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Oh, you.

That's very good.

Fred, you'll find the ice cream still frozen inside.

Excuse me.

Mm-hmm.

Excuse me.

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Oh, oh, Israel.

A rental santa.

I need a cup of his best brandy.

Mm-hmm.

Let me see.

Virginia.

A cup of flour.

We will use the yolks.

I used the nimmerang.

Some milk, sugar, and oil.

Yes, yes.

I'm right in there.

Mm-hmm.

Okay.

Oh, would you also please get me this, yes.

That small, hot frying pan on the top of the oven.

Thank you, Virginia.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

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Simpson has his closest thing he has to brandy.

Mm-hmm.

Tribe, yeah.

Oh, dear.

I need a...

Oh, Mr. Boone, could you bring me a small, a small splinter of blazing wood?

Yes, thank you.

Now, we pour the brandy into the pan.

It's just close to brandy.

Just close to brandy.

Yes.

Ah, thank you.

Now, as we touch the flame to the spirits, please observe the beautiful results.

I'm sorry.

Come on, the grout.

Oh.

Is it real?

It was not close enough.

Oh, look at your new white trousers.

Oh, it was all my fault on Madame Boona.

Will you ever forgive me?

Okay.

Nothing, you're high enough.

He can just run home and change clothes.

Oh, Ma, do I have to?

Well, of course you do.

You can't run around with batter all over you.

I'm in LA.

I'm in LA.

Only satin bitches I ever had.

And now, ladies, we shall prepare the sauce.

Do we show you?

Are you going to eat all of that?

This is just the first course.

Never tasted such good food.

Excuse me, but why isn't anyone dancing?

Oh, they're just waiting for you to grab a partner and start things off, Louis.

Oh, and you're I stand doing nothing.

I'll root it in the end.

Why don't you grab somebody up and get them a word?

Yes.

Don't you...

Your highness, isn't that a wallster playing?

Yes, I believe it is.

I always feel that a woman should have the first dance with her husband,

but since you cannot dance until I do,

will you have it with me, Madam Boone, with your permission, must you?

Why, I'd love to you, Majesty.

I swear to you, Sylvia, I never tasted anything like a salad in my life.

The dressing center is out in Thomas, fine.

I can't imagine what the Prince put in it.

A thousand thanks, Madam.

Oh, it's my pleasure, your.

And to you, Matthew.

All right, everybody.

Ladies' choice and ladies' tag.

Start the music.

Now's your chance, asking?

Well, I'm not sure he wasn't...

He only thinks I might be jealous.

The shooting is not so good.

That surely it won't be conspicuous if we have it dance now.

I'm going to do it on the show, man.

I will do it on the show.

A thousand thanks, Madam.

Oh, it's my pleasure, your.

And to you, Matthew.

All right, everybody,

Ladies' choice and ladies' tag.

Start the music.

Won't be conspicuous if we have it on snow.

All right.

Excuse me, Rachael, let's see.

Lady's choice. Would you like to dance?

Oh, thank you very much, but I have just been asked.

You refuse, Jim?

No, no.

Virginia asked first.

Well, you can cut in.

Did you ever dance on the bare ground before?

Not ground.

Clouds.

Lady's tag.

Virginia, then cutting in.

Now I can tell my grandchildren I once danced with a prince.

Oh, how many do you have?

I like that. You hardly had ten steps with him.

Go on, cut back in, Virginia.

Mother, I can't tag someone. Just tag me.

I'll fix that.

Tag, Susan.

That's nice.

You are, uh, mother of her.

Oh, she did.

That's right.

That's right.

That's right.

That's right.

You're in Harrison.

Oh, that's a good one.

All right, Virginia, cut back in now.

Go on.

Hey, Mother.

You are, uh, Susan's mother.

Tag, Mother.

Oh, yes, dear, George.

Oh, wasn't that sweet of Mother to do that for us?

I thought.

Uh, excuse me for a moment, please.

Virginia.

You're not leaving?

Yes.

Then may I see you home?

No, no, no, I don't think that'd be wise.

But why?

I do not feel that you dislike me.

I have the feeling that you like me very much.

I do.

It's been cooking with you.

And I know I like you.

No, you don't.

Or you wouldn't be so cruel.

Sure.

Because the more I see, the...

And you know nothing will ever come of it.

A week or two weeks, and then you'll be gone.

I will not be a pastime.

Not even for our prince.

Believe me, you are not a pastime.

I wish I could be with you always.

I know if you wouldn't say that.

Because it only makes it hurt a little deeper.

That's why I'm going home.

Please, Virginia, you do not understand.

I am bound by duty to uphold the honor of the bubo name.

Is it honorable to...

To make a girl dream silly and possible dreams?

They're not silly.

Family tradition.

The abyss of a lifetime.

Reverence for a name, a title, obedience to command.

Your highness should not be haven like a proper prince.

Thank for a good reason.

I am not a prince.

I'm not a prince.

I'm not a prince.

I'm not a prince.

I'm not a prince.

Then who are you?

I'm Belnow, a pretender.

I'm actually Prince Vifilip's servant.

His cook.

I've been bowing and scraping to a cook.

This man is a scoundrel.

He's made fools of all of us.

I'm going to give him the thrashing of his life.

Watch out!

Yes, I have deceived you.

But I have you to thank for making me realize how abysmal is stupid.

I've been for playing a role I never wanted.

Me to thank.

Yes.

Me, you have been playing a silly role because of a misplaced honor, name and a title.

I offer you all my sincerest apologies.

But if you're about to a title, then so have I.

I've stood proxy for a prince because a prince commanded me to do so.

And if I ever see him again, I will tell him what a generous reception you have prepared for him.

But I'm not sure I will ever see him again.

Does it make a difference? I'm only a cook.

Does it make a difference? Well, I'll say.

Imagine all that fuss over a common cook.

Edgar, will you please shut up?

Susan. Susan.

Don't you excuse me, please?

Well, I can say as we may have had the wrong friends, but we sure had the right protocol.

Well, your highness, I have some good news for you.

Tomorrow you shall be deth

Tell me, Bernard, how did you enjoy playing me?

Immensely. It taught me to be myself, Your Highness.

Oh, Bernard. Oh, no, no, there's no longer need to pretend.

They know I'm only a cook.

Bernard, I said, sir, maybe you no longer serve me.

By your leaves, sir.

You have your freedom. I envy it.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm fine.

How do you do?

I'm sorry.

See you, Mr. He's mine. I saw him first.

Wait, I'm not.

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No.

You've been so sad. The gun, my father.

The man, the snuff.

The man, the snuff.

Turn them around.

Please.

And the sink.

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