Original subtitles

♪ When super me ♪

♪ Becomes super we ♪

♪ Suddenly, magically,

pretty automatically ♪

♪ Crushing it side by side ♪

♪ Look out, world

We're Super Hero Girls ♪

♪ Now that we're together

Gonna get that super life! ♪

♪ Wow! ♪

[chattering]

Ladies, after a night

like tonight,

there's only one thing that

can cement this friendship.

Frosting!

[all] Sweet Justice!

You do not wanna miss this.

How did I not know

about this?

Hey, guys. So, what's

the haps, what's poppin',

what's the latest?

Can I get you something sweet?

Sure hope so,

'cause that's what we have.

It's sort of our specialty.

[all] Hi, Barry.

So, what'll it be?

The usual? The usual?

The usual? The usual?

The usua--

Babs will have the candy cake

triple ripple tower

with the rainbow sprinkles

and Diana will have

the death by chocolate.

Figure of speech, Diana.

-[glass clinks]

-Here you go.

Oh, hey,

nice to meet you, Diana.

It is a pleasure

to make your acquaintance.

I shall await

your text message

in three days' time.

Well, what are you

waiting for?

[gasps]

[munching]

[gasps] Never have I

tasted such wonderment.

More. I must have more

of this magical concoction.

Do you intend to eat that?

Uh...

[munching]

-Diana...

-Sisters!

This food is more

delectable than ambrosia,

this place more perfect

than Elysium.

I declare

that we must celebrate

our every future victory

here and thus!

Sweet Justice

for the win.

I do not know

what that means.

[man] Hey, what are you doing?

We turned down the offer.

Get out of here, please.

We said we wouldn't sell.

Barry, go get our lawyer.

Lawyer? Why do they

need a lawyer?

-[woman gasps]

-[robot] Attention, citizens.

This business or dwelling

has been categorized

for immediate destruction.

-No!

-Huh?

-What?

-By order of

the city of Metropolis,

you must vacate before

structure removal begins.

You have 30 seconds

to comply.

[crowd screaming]

What should we do?

What can we do?

They're city robots.

You have 15 seconds to comply.

Please, girls, let's go.

Nothing we say

is gonna stop 'em.

But the city

can't tear this place down

without your permission.

This doesn't make sense.

You have ten seconds

to comply. Ten...

-[robot continues counting]

-Is this a law we must obey?

Or should we fight?

Girls, please.

This isn't worth

getting hurt over.

Let's get out of here.

We're not ready for a fight.

Two, one...

This completes your warning.

Demolition will now begin.

Johnny, look out.

[gasps]

[grunts]

[all gasp]

It matters not

if these villains

are protected by man's law.

Our mission

is to protect the innocent.

And that is what

we must do.

Come, sisters.

This is our time.

-[woman screams]

-[gasps]

-[exclaims]

-[both gasp]

You're right.

This is our time.

[exclaims]

[both] Yeah!

Huzzah! Let us

earn more chocolate.

[exclaims]

[grunts]

[chants spell]

Thank you, thank you.

Nobody gets past

the great Zatanna.

Great Hera.

Why do they not run?

Quickly, Supergirl,

you must--

-I got it.

-No, wait.

I said I got it.

Oops

Whoa.

[grunts]

[straining]

Bumblebee, try

short circuiting them.

[gasps]

It's too scary.

I don't want to.

I can't.

[straining]

[yells]

[gasps and exclaims]

Focus... Oh, Hades.

I shall do it myself.

[exclaims]

[strains and exclaims]

Take this, hideous beasts.

I didn't mean you.

[grunts]

Everyone out!

It's coming down.

[both shout]

Thank you

for your cooperation.

You will receive a bill

for any damage

to city property.

Have a nice day.

Insubordination.

Why did you not await

my orders?

You are reckless.

Well, excuse me, Princess.

In case you didn't notice,

I was the only one

in there actually fighting.

Er, I was fighting.

You were cringing.

If you wanna yell at someone,

yell at her.

One flick of that ring,

and she

could've taken

all of them out.

Oh, like Zatanna took out

you and Wonder Woman?

Or was her showboating

a better strategy?

[Zatanna] At least my magic

blast did more than some

silly magic rope.

[overlapping chatter]

[gasps]

[gasps]

You guys. You guys!

It's okay, it's okay.

We can fix this.

A city would never

demolish a private business.

And demo-bots would

never endanger the public.

They were rigged

by Lex Luthor.

-Lex Luthor?

-Uh-huh.

The wealthiest

and most powerful man

in all of Metropolis?

Uh-huh.

Oh, jeez. Focus, Batgirl.

What could Lex Luthor

possibly have

against cupcakes?

Uh... Huh?

Uh, I don't know.

[Bumblebee] Face it.

We were never meant

to be heroes,

especially me.

Bumblebee, wait.

Well, I for one,

concur with Karen.

I never wanted to do this

in the first place.

No. You guys. Come on.

I knew this stupid ring

would lead to

violence and destruction.

Like I said, trying to be

a hero is for chumps.

Wonder Woman?

Barbara Gordon,

meet my mother.

[gasps] Dude, your mom

looks like a final boss.

Disguising yourself

as a warrior,

entering the tournament

of Athena and Aphrodite

against the wishes

of your Queen,

leaving Themyscira

without my permission.

Wait. You snuck out?

But I thought

it was your destiny

to save the world of man.

This insolent child

has no such destiny.

She has brought shame

upon her people.

-Come, Diana.

It is time to return home...

-Ow, ow, ow!

...and accept your punishment.

You are in for the grounding

of your immortal life,

young lady.

[softly] Diana?

[dial tone]

Dad, can you come

pick me up?

So, have fun

with your new friends?

Yeah, I did.

♪ All alone ♪

♪ Now we've been torn apart ♪

♪ Our story ends ♪

♪ Before it even starts ♪

♪ Though our love

Was a no-go ♪

♪ I don't wanna go so low ♪

♪ Baby, you and me ♪

-♪ We were the greatest team ♪

-[vibrates]

Babsy!

Hi, Harlene.

So? Status update, please.

How's the new digs?

Come back to Gotham.

I miss you.

Oh, I miss you, too.

Metropolis is lonely.

Oh. That bad, huh?

Oh, Babbly-boo.

I hate being apart.

If I had to do it all over,

I'd have done more

to keep you here.

Best friends, they're worth

fighting for, you know.

[sirens wailing]

Listen, kid. I gotta run.

Gotham stuff.

[chuckles and sighs]

Gotham stuff.

[kisses] Love ya,

Babsa-dabsa-doo.

♪ The soul of a warrior ♪

♪ The speed of a tiger ♪

♪ And tough as stone ♪

[doorbell rings]

I know you're...

mad at me but...

You gotta hear... me out.

-We have to--

-Sorry, Babs.

Sorry.

I really am sorry.

Gotta save Diana.

[gasps]

[cracks knuckles]

[ringing]

[all groaning]

[all] I'm not talking

to you, Babs.

Guys, don't hang up.

Give us one reason why not.

'Cause I need you to fight.

Plus the alarm

will sound again.

[groaning]

Look, I know not all of us

wanted to be heroes,

but one of us did.

Her.

We don't have to choose

to be heroes.

But Diana's super scary

warrior mom

is dragging her back to her

crazy magical island forever.

Now the one of us who knew

for sure she wanted to be,

she's the one

who doesn't have a choice.

She wanted to save everybody

in the whole entire world.

And now, she needs saving.

You don't have to be heroes

if you don't want.

You don't have to fight,

except this one time,

because she's our friend.

And best friends,

they're worth fighting for,

you know?

Hello? Hello?

[Supergirl] Yeah, you cut out

for a second there.

Can you repeat all that?

[groans]

[theme music playing]