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[theme song playing]

♪ When super me

Becomes super we ♪

♪ Suddenly, magically

Pretty automatically ♪

♪ Crushing it side by side ♪

♪ Look out, world

We're Super Hero Girls ♪

♪ Now that we're together

Gonna get that super life! ♪

♪ Wow! ♪

By the white beard of Zeus,

what is this place?

Normal teenager

lesson number one,

never say stuff like...

"By the white beard of Zeus."

Lesson number two,

you gotta look the part.

Bright colors, big logos,

be bold!

Leather, lots and lots

of leather.

Lesson 3,

your phone is your life.

Pics, emails, texts,

shopping, social media,

every single bit of knowledge

mankind has ever known.

[grunts] Uh, no leather.

These were all made with

organic cotton from Turkey.

[Barbara] Dress to not draw

attention to yourself.

But not too much,

or you risk drawing

attention to yourself.

Now, get in there

and be normal.

I know. Accessorize!

Whoa!

[grunts]

[sighs]

Have you finished tormenting

this poor girl?

Then, allow me.

[chanting]

-Ta-da!

-Oh, she's good.

[gasps]

[Zatanna] Ladies and ladies,

may I present Diana Prince.

Foreign exchange student

from Greece.

Geek chic.

And these garments

give me the appearance

of a typical mortal

female adolescent?

[all together]

Oh, yes.

Good. Then it is my turn.

[squealing]

If we are to be a team,

then I must know

your skills and abilities.

You! Name, rank, skills.

Uh... Hi, I'm Jess.

I'm a cadet in something

called the Green Lantern Corp.

And...

[exhales]

Oh, boy.

Well, see, I was given

this power ring

by these weird aliens.

They are sort of

like space cops

and they patrol

these different sectors.

You know what,

the whole thing

is really complicated.

I can make stuff

with this ring.

That is so cool!

Do a pogo stick.

A burrito.

A mucho margarita

supremo with the works!

With this ring of the gods,

you may produce

any weapon imaginable

to beat your enemies

into submission?

Well, in theory, yes.

But I don't believe

in violence.

Admirable.

So how shall you be known?

Green Lantern?

Kinda comes with the ring.

Good. And you, Batgirl?

I can do all sorts

of cool stuff.

Even though I don't have

any alien rings or anything,

but I'm really good

at figuring things out.

And I make the coolest

bat gadgets, like this!

Bat barometer and this

glow-in-the-dark bat staff.

And these bat grappling hooks

that I was totally

this close to using

when Batman was fighting

Professor Pyg

on the roof

of this building.

But then Robin showed up,

and Batman had to save him.

And you know how that goes.

And I never actually got to

show him how they work.

And I never even

got to meet him,

but that's a whole

different story, so I...

-You lack focus.

-What?

You can call me

the mysterious,

the fabulous,

the awe-inspring...

Zatanna!

Impressive.

Have you other skills?

I can turn a red heart black.

Ever seen a jumping jack?

Go ahead,

check behind your ear.

[gasps] What sorcery is this?

I have seen enough.

Though you possess

great quantities of style,

you must learn

to channel your magic

into a cause.

Our cause. And I am afraid

this uniform will not suffice.

-Think of another.

-[groans]

Try a cape.

-What can you do?

-[grunts]

I can, um...

[screams]

I'm still sort of

working out the kinks.

[gulps]

[buzzing]

Oh, the wings aren't supposed

to buzz like that.

I'm working on

rocket launchers,

but they malfunction.

The whole thing is

all messed up.

I wanted to be big and strong,

so people would notice me,

but...

my growth tech backfired,

and now I'm even smaller

and more invisible

than before.

I should just go home.

You possess far more strength

than you know.

You simply lack confidence,

little Bumblebee.

I actually prefer

the indestructible,

gamma phase, 1000 k--

Bumblebee.

[wings buzzing]

Trust me, it's way better.

And you, we've seen

your incredible strength.

Is there anything more

you have to offer?

[scoffs] Not to you.

I'm no hero, "Princess."

That racket's for chumps.

You could be

the greatest hero

the world of man

has ever known.

You simply lack

proper motivation!

-[screaming]

-[all gasping]

[screaming]

[thuds]

[gasps]

Have you lost your mind?

[screaming]

Okay, fine.

I am a super hero, all right.

[scoffs] So what?

[gasps] Again!

Again, again, again!

[all cheering]

Oh, thank goodness.

Ugh, I conjured

a new outfit

to hang out in a junkyard?

Shh. She knows

what she's doing.

Soldiers! Our mission

is to save the world of man.

-That's right.

-In order to do this...

-Right, sister!

-...we must learn to save...

-Whoo-hoo.

-...man himself.

Um, I think those are ladies.

[grunts]

[clattering]

[gasping]

And now, it is your turn.

[grunts]

♪ The Soul of a warrior

Speed of a tiger ♪

♪ Tough as stone ♪

♪ Find a wolf pack

worthy of you ♪

♪ And you'll never

fight alone ♪

Normal teenager

lesson number four.

Pop culture.

[groans]

-Culture? Is she kidding?

-[gasps]

O-M... No way!

It's the super-rare Batman

giant super-special

with limited edition

pull-out Batman poster.

I would kill for this!

Have you learned nothing?

We must protect the innocent,

not engage

in needless slaughter

over material goods.

Diana, it's just

an expression.

A figure of speech.

For instance,

if you are hungry,

you might say,

"I'd kill for a burrito."

Go on, you try.

[exhales]

-I will kill you

for a burrito!

-[screaming]

Accept my payment or die!

[all gasp]

♪ Be the change in the world

that you would want to see ♪

♪ I'll do what it takes

to make my mark on history ♪

♪ I got vision

I got my crew ♪

♪ And there's nothing

we can't do ♪

♪ I'm ready to rise ♪

♪ Eyes on the prize ♪

♪ I'm ready to rise ♪

♪ Eyes on the prize ♪

[growls]

[barks]

♪ The role of a warrior

Speed of a tiger ♪

♪ Tough as stone ♪

♪ Find a wolf pack

worthy of you ♪

♪ And you'll never

fight alone ♪

♪ I've got my girls

And they got me ♪

♪ There's no way

you can defeat us ♪

♪ I'm ready to rise ♪

♪ Eyes on the prize ♪

[Barbara] Normal teenager

lesson number 26.

Uh, what are we doing again?

Pampering ourselves.

Isn't it relaxing?

An important part

of being a teenage girl

is taking care of yourself.

And, in the world of man,

the toe-nail is the point

of focus?

Precisely. Isn't this fun?

[woman]

Such enormous calluses.

-Ugh!

-Time for the big gun.

-[whirring]

-Weapon!

[all screaming]

♪ Be the change in the world

that you would want to see ♪

♪ I'll do what it takes

to make my mark on history ♪

♪ I got vision

I got my crew ♪

♪ And there's nothing

we can't do ♪

♪ I'm ready to rise ♪

♪ Eyes on the prize ♪

Uh, those weren't bad guys?

♪ I'm ready to rise ♪

[roaring]

♪ Eyes on the prize ♪

♪ I'm ready to rise ♪

[gasps]

♪ Eyes on the prize ♪

Normal teenager

lesson number 86...

Romance.

I never wanted

to love her, Alexandra.

But she's the most important

thing to me now.

The most important thing

to me, ever.

So, why hasn't

Caitlyn texted me?

[snoring]

She just needs time, Aidan.

It's only been two days.

If she texts after three days,

that's irrevocable love.

What is happening?

Aidan just realized

he can't live without Caitlyn.

But Alexandra is telling him

that Caitlyn won't text

until tomorrow,

because that's exactly

what Michael didn't do to her

when they broke up.

And, isn't it all

just so sad and beautiful?

Teenage males

are very confusing.

[all together]

Tell me about it!

-[Aidan] Caitlyn!

-[door opens]

You will be mine, Caitlyn.

Forever.

Beware, Caitlyn!

Aidan attacks!

[yelling]

[Barbara] No, Diana!

He's just going to...

Kiss her.

She is just not getting it,

you guys.

No! I am not giving up

on this team.

There's got to be

some place to loosen up,

an uptight warrior princess.

Oh, I know.

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[typing]

[trilling]

[alarm blaring]

[engines whirring]

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