Original subtitles

[theme song playing]

♪ When super me

Becomes super we ♪

♪ Suddenly, magically

Pretty automatically ♪

♪ Crushing it side by side ♪

♪ Look out, world

We're Super Hero Girls ♪

♪ Now that we're together

Gonna get that super life! ♪

♪ Wow! ♪

Oh. Hello, Metropolis.

I'm Lex Luthor.

When I first started Lexcorp,

I didn't set out to create

an international

corporate empire

that would make me

the youngest mega-billionaire

in the world.

I did it for you.

Our researchers continue

to make breakthroughs

in everything

from virtual reality

to the genetically-enhanced

turkey on your

Thanksgiving table.

[bell dings]

But even though

we're the most powerful

corporation in the world,

you can purchase our products

knowing that deep down,

Lexcorp is a family company.

Isn't that right, Lena?

[woman]

♪ Lexcorp cares ♪

As has become

all too clear

in recent months,

despite having the likes

of Superman looking out

for her citizens,

Metropolis is still in need

of further super help.

This was the scene

this morning in Midtown,

where a small glimmer of hope

may finally have arrived.

And now we're left

with the question

everyone is asking,

"Who is this Wonder Woman?"

[Gordon] Barbara,

did you hear me?

You know your

homeroom number, right?

[sighs in exasperation] Yes.

[Gordon] Aw,

come on, pumpkin-pants.

I know it's tough

starting a new school,

but I'm sure

you'll fit right in.

Dad! You're making me move

in the middle of high school.

I loved Gotham City.

And I was right on the verge

of finally, finally, finally

finding my te--

-Uh, my group.

-Your, uh... Your group?

Yeah, you know.

My pack. My crew.

My tribe. My--

Oh. Your, uh, clique.

Your clique.

My team.

[Gordon] Here it is.

Metropolis High.

Beautiful.

Don't worry, pumpkin-pants,

you'll find a new clique.

[Kara] I'm just saying

I don't know why

I'm being punished

for something I didn't do.

And we hear you saying

you "didn't do it," Kara.

Let's reframe our thinking.

-[sighs]

-[Kara's mother]

Maybe a new school

is less a punishment

and more an adventure.

One that could help you

be the best Kara you can be.

And as your legal guardians,

it's our responsibility

to help you

on your journey

to impulse control.

[grunts]

-Have a great first day.

-Or don't.

Whatever's right for you.

[exclaims] Ow!

[gasping]

-Hi, my name's Babs.

-[whispers] Karen.

I'm new here.

It's my first day.

Have you been

going here long?

What's it like? Huh?

[Karen] Thank you. Bye.

Bye?

[Zatanna] Bye, Daddy.

[horn honks]

Z, you forgot your backpack.

Thanks, Daddy. Toodles.

Okay, that was weird.

[indistinct chatter]

Ooh, sorry about that.

[Jessica] I told you, Hal.

I don't believe

in the Lantern Corps.

Their methods

are too extreme.

Look, I don't make the rules.

[whimpers]

-[Jessica] Take it, Hal.

-[gasps]

-[Jessica] I don't want it.

-[Hal] No, Jess.

They chose you.

-[bell ringing]

-[whimpers]

[panting]

Hey, guys, check out

my new VR specs.

The podcast called her

the Wonder Woman.

She took down

some giant monster.

Geez! How many superheroes

does Metropolis have?

[bell ringing]

I don't know.

But I'm gonna find out.

Okay, Metropolis High,

let's do this.

[slurping]

[laughing]

[growling]

[grunts]

-Whoa!

-[grunts]

Leave her alone,

you big bully.

[Zatanna] My hair.

My hair!

[grunts]

[gasps and grunts]

[all grunting]

Food fight!

-[laughing]

-[all grunting]

[laughs]

[all yelling indistinctly]

Enough!

-I said enough!

-[all gasp]

-[all grunting]

-You five, let's go.

[all] Huh?

Detention on

the first day of school.

[clicks tongue]

I hope you all

have good attorneys.

What are you gonna do?

Sue me 'cause

I have better aim than you?

Ooh, I knew

you threw those potatoes!

[Jessica] Now, let's not

start fighting again.

[Kara] You threw more nuggets

than anyone!

Um, for the record,

if I offended anyone,

I'm truly very sorry.

[squeals]

We found her

just walking around

the streets.

Cutting class

on the first day of school.

[clicks tongue]

Get in here

with the other delinquents

while I find out

which homeroom you're in.

[gasps]

-Oh!

-That's... She's...

-Gorgeous!

-Is that...

[gasps] The Wonder Woman.

[Kara scoffs]

That's no wonder woman.

It's just some dumb

cosplay girl.

I am no girl.

I am Diana,

Princess of the Amazons.

I alone survived

the 21 tests

of the tournament

of Athena and Aphrodite.

By right,

I am not a girl,

but a woman.

Trust me, Princess,

you do not want

to start with me.

-Is this a challenge?

-[chuckles] For you, maybe.

Very well.

I shall allow you

first strike.

All right.

But you asked for it.

[grunts]

Again!

[grunting]

[both grunting]

Why don't you

just stand still?

[all gasping]

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.

I'm so sorry.

Are you all--

[Wonder Woman screaming]

[grunting]

[both grunting]

[both yelling]

[both grunt and groan]

[Jessica] Both of you, stop!

-Fighting is never the answer.

-[Karen] Yes!

[grunts] The answer is...

[squeaky voice] Running away.

[grunting continues]

Oh, my gosh.

And then Aiden said...

[grunting continues]

Teacher's coming.

[doorknob rattling]

[grunts]

[door creaks]

[casting spell

in other language]

Everything all right in here?

-Mmm-hmm. Yes, Mr. Chapin.

-All right. Good.

I, um, forgot my keys.

A-ha! I knew it!

I knew it! I knew it!

I knew it! I knew it!

I knew you were super.

I knew it the minute

I saw you dent that car door

because no ordinary person

could possibly slam

a door that hard.

And then when you spilled

all those weird

metal thingies on the bus,

I knew there was

something weird

going on with you, too.

And then you, all of a sudden,

had your backpack,

and I was like,

"That's weird."

And then I overheard you

talking to that cute boy

about some Corps thing

and some ring

and I knew something was up,

so I decided to start

a food fight so that

we all get detention together,

which totally worked.

And then you,

I wasn't planning

on you showing up at all.

So that's just like

a huge bonus anyway.

My plan was that

you'd all keep fighting

once we got to detention

and all get so worked up

that you'd be forced

to reveal that you're super

and guess what, so am I!

The one and only Batgirl.

Great! Another cosplayer.

Huzzah! At last.

A sister-in-arms.

Never had I dreamed

I would encounter

the warrior spirit

of an Amazon

upon entering

the world of man.

For you see, it is my quest,

my crusade, my destiny,

to bring the Amazon way

of peace and prosperity

to man's world,

and to rid it of all evil.

The gods bestowed

this honor upon me

and I feared I alone

should have to

carry my burden.

But now...

Now I have

a sister by my side.

[gasps] No, no, no, no.

-Five sisters.

-Uh, nope.

I use my powers,

I get in trouble.

Every single time.

Not me.

I'm not fighting anyone.

[chuckles] Sorry.

I'm an artiste.

Not a police officer.

Um, I'm not really

that good at it.

[Wonder Woman] Cowards!

I speak of destiny.

The same mantle of greatness

the gods bestowed upon me,

they have also

bestowed upon you.

Plus, come on, you guys!

How can you not be excited

about heroes and villains

and fighting crime

and hidden lairs

and secret identities

and stuff?

Um, the trick with

secret identities, my dear,

is that,

in order to remain secret,

one must convincingly

pass as a normal human being.

Okay, tell you what.

You guys give being a team

a teensie try,

she'll teach us

how to be heroes

and you can

give her a makeover.

-Deal?

-[Zatanna sighs]

Who am I to say

no to a makeover?

Um... Okay.

Good for you, Karen.

I'll try, too,

but only to support

and encourage Karen's

brave decision.

Fine. Whatever.

Yes! It's settled.

Super awesome

super hero-ness,

here we come!