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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:13,600 Go sit there. 2 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:29,360 Oh my God, shoot the picture! 3 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:30,800 It's a video, guys! 4 00:01:58,360 --> 00:02:00,080 ♪ Happy birthday ♪ 5 00:02:00,160 --> 00:02:02,480 - Oh my God! - Bina! What are you doing? 6 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:04,280 - Shall I call your mom? - Bina, please... 7 00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:07,536 Shall I tell her what you're up to in this tiny little flat in Jogeshwari, tell me? 8 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:08,760 What flavor is it? 9 00:02:39,720 --> 00:02:41,280 {\an8}Hello. I am Nella. 10 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:42,840 {\an8}And I'm Joe. 11 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:44,560 {\an8}N. 12 00:02:44,640 --> 00:02:45,480 {\an8}J. 13 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:47,960 {\an8}And welcome to our official Community channel... 14 00:02:48,040 --> 00:02:50,120 {\an8}NJoy! 15 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:52,120 {\an8}This can shoot videos in mid-air, Uncle. 16 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:53,920 Superb for aerial shots. 17 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:54,880 Oh wow. 18 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:57,000 Then, uh... fly it over Sharmaji's house. 19 00:02:57,080 --> 00:03:00,000 Let's see if he lifts weights or does yoga like a girl. 20 00:03:00,640 --> 00:03:02,920 {\an8}Uncle, that's sexist. 21 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:04,400 {\an8}Are you calling your uncle sexy? 22 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:07,160 {\an8}Did you sell your shame to buy this... 23 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:09,360 {\an8}phone? 24 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:11,080 The most obvious place to make out 25 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:12,200 is the bio lab. 26 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:14,640 {\an8}The most popular place to make out is the physics lab. 27 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:16,120 {\an8}Because... physical. 28 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:17,640 {\an8}But honestly, the real fun 29 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:19,960 {\an8}is between the biology and physics lab 30 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:22,040 {\an8}in the chemistry lab. 31 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:24,000 {\an8}- NJoy. - NJoy. 32 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:33,280 {\an8}NEITHER SORROW NOR TEARS ONLY LOVE 33 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:43,120 {\an8}I'll miss you. 34 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:44,280 {\an8}I'll miss you. 35 00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:45,440 {\an8}He's a guy. 36 00:03:45,520 --> 00:03:46,960 {\an8}He doesn't do anything. 37 00:03:47,040 --> 00:03:48,040 {\an8}Bye, Nell. 38 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:49,240 {\an8}Bye. 39 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:51,040 {\an8}Aren't you gonna say bye to me? 40 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:52,800 {\an8}Fuck you, Joe. 41 00:03:52,880 --> 00:03:54,240 {\an8}Hey, feeling's mutual. 42 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:56,360 {\an8}Ta-da! 43 00:03:57,520 --> 00:04:00,480 Home sweet home. 44 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:01,600 Joe! 45 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:02,720 Yes! 46 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:03,680 Our home. 47 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:04,920 - Our home. - Our home. 48 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,280 - Our home. - Our home! 49 00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:07,560 Whoo! 50 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:08,720 Okay. 51 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:10,720 Wait, now you also spin. 52 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:12,000 Whoa! 53 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:13,080 Our home. 54 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:15,520 Beautiful. 55 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:25,160 {\an8}Bzz! Bzz! Bzzzz! 56 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:28,880 {\an8}The Ear Bees Noise Cancellation headphones are the best headphones ever. 57 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:31,040 {\an8}I can't hear a single thing. It's great. 58 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:32,240 {\an8}Bzz. 59 00:04:38,520 --> 00:04:41,160 Boo! It's our three-year anniversary. What do you want to say? 60 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:42,360 Happy anniversary. 61 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:47,760 {\an8}Phone kiss. 62 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:51,000 {\an8}Joe, look at this view. It's perfect. 63 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:52,160 {\an8}Perfect. 64 00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:53,720 {\an8}I love it. 65 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:58,280 - You're shaking it too much. - I'm not. 66 00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:00,200 {\an8}One, two... 67 00:05:13,320 --> 00:05:15,400 - SO MUCH LOVE - JOE IS LUCKY 68 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:12,200 Are we live? 69 00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:14,160 {\an8}Okay. Hello. Hi. Namaste. 70 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:17,640 {\an8}Firstly, I'm sorry that, you know, this is a "live" surprise. 71 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:19,840 {\an8}I hope I haven't ruined anyone's plans. 72 00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:22,560 {\an8}I know you were all sitting at home watching reels. It's fine. 73 00:06:22,640 --> 00:06:26,800 {\an8}Okay, so, in four minutes' time, it's NJoy's 5th anniversary. 74 00:06:26,880 --> 00:06:28,800 {\an8}- Take a right turn ahead. - Yes, madam. 75 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:31,360 {\an8}And, it's Joe's and my 5th anniversary as well. 76 00:06:31,440 --> 00:06:33,960 {\an8}And my unsuspecting little Joe is under the impression 77 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:36,800 {\an8}that we're gonna be celebrating our anniversary tomorrow night. 78 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:38,760 {\an8}But I'm on my way to surprise him. 79 00:06:38,840 --> 00:06:40,920 {\an8}And before some random wise-ass starts saying, 80 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:44,840 {\an8}"Oh, Nella, if you go live with this, then Joe will find out you're coming," 81 00:06:44,920 --> 00:06:47,000 {\an8}this fish never forgets. 82 00:06:47,080 --> 00:06:50,040 {\an8}Joe's Community notifications have been blocked already. 83 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:52,160 {\an8}And guess what else I'm doing? 84 00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:54,480 {\an8}I'm tracking his phone. 85 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:56,080 Okay, I'm not a stalker. 86 00:06:56,160 --> 00:06:57,560 I just want to surprise him. 87 00:06:57,640 --> 00:06:59,160 - Okay, yeah, stop here. - Okay. 88 00:06:59,240 --> 00:07:00,840 Here, here, here. Okay, let's go. 89 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:02,760 Let's go. 90 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:04,480 Fuck, let's go. 91 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:11,000 Okay, so Joe's in here with all his Bangalore tech buddies, 92 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:14,760 and the conversation must be like, "Oh, the CPU is so cool, can I marry it?" 93 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:16,560 Or some lame tech bullshit like that. 94 00:07:16,640 --> 00:07:17,760 Let's go. 95 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:21,160 - Hi. - Hi. 96 00:07:37,160 --> 00:07:40,640 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 97 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:44,200 - ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ - ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 98 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:48,400 - ♪ Happy birthday, dear Sneha ♪ - ♪ Happy birthday, dear Sneha ♪ 99 00:07:48,480 --> 00:07:51,080 - ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ - ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 100 00:08:00,760 --> 00:08:03,160 What the hell, Joe?! 101 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:04,560 What are you doing? 102 00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:06,920 How could you do this to me? What are you doing? 103 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,440 Come here, you fucking bitch. 104 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:10,760 You couldn't find anyone else for your tongue Pelamis? 105 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:13,960 - I'll kill her! Joe, let go! Let go! - Nella, calm down! 106 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:18,400 Everyone knows he's my boyfriend! Damn fucking bitch! 107 00:08:18,480 --> 00:08:20,200 - Relax. Calm... - Joe, let go! 108 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:22,120 Fuck! 109 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:31,600 {\an8}Cut, cut, cut! 110 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:33,600 EVERYONE KNOWS HE'S MY BOYFRIEND 111 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:35,440 ♪ Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut ♪ 112 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:37,560 {\an8}♪ Cut, cut, cut ♪ 113 00:08:37,640 --> 00:08:39,400 ♪ Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut ♪ 114 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:41,360 {\an8}♪ Cut, cut, cut ♪ 115 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:43,360 {\an8}♪ How could you lie to me? ♪ 116 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:45,240 {\an8}♪ This heart will never mend ♪ 117 00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:47,200 {\an8}♪ How did we come to an end? ♪ 118 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:49,280 {\an8}♪ Everyone knows he's my boyfriend ♪ 119 00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:51,280 ♪ Everyone knows he's my boyfriend ♪ 120 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:53,120 ♪ Everyone knows he's my boyfriend ♪ 121 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,880 ♪ Everyone knows he's my boyfriend ♪ 122 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:56,680 {\an8}♪ You had to pick him? ♪ 123 00:08:56,760 --> 00:08:58,840 ♪ Everyone knows he's my boyfriend ♪ 124 00:08:58,920 --> 00:09:00,840 ♪ Everyone knows he's my boyfriend ♪ 125 00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:02,680 ♪ Everyone knows he's my boyfriend ♪ 126 00:09:02,760 --> 00:09:04,600 ♪ You had to pick him? ♪ 127 00:09:04,680 --> 00:09:06,440 {\an8}♪ Fucking bitch! Cut, cut, cut ♪ 128 00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:10,240 ♪ Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut Cut, cut, cut ♪ 129 00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:12,320 ♪ Everyone knows he's my boyfriend ♪ 130 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:14,160 ♪ Everyone knows he's my boyfriend ♪ 131 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:15,240 ♪ You had to pick him? ♪ 132 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:16,440 {\an8}You had to pick him? 133 00:09:16,520 --> 00:09:18,920 {\an8}Fucking bitch! Everyone knows he's my boyfriend! 134 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:19,880 {\an8}You had to pick him? 135 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:22,440 {\an8}She's like, "Everyone else was outside smoking." 136 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:25,680 {\an8}"He was the only guy available." 137 00:09:25,760 --> 00:09:29,040 {\an8}I guess that girl did "like and share" her boyfriend. 138 00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:31,320 {\an8}I mean... 139 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:33,080 {\an8}And we are commenting on it. 140 00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:43,960 {\an8}Listen. Don't kill me. 141 00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:45,600 {\an8}I am not party to this at all. I... 142 00:09:45,680 --> 00:09:47,360 {\an8}Why aren't you taking my calls? 143 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:49,880 Shall I spell it out, huh?! 144 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:52,080 - Do you want me to give you details? - Nella. Please. 145 00:09:52,160 --> 00:09:53,760 {\an8}I'm sorry. 146 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:56,080 {\an8}I regret what I did, genuinely. 147 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:58,920 {\an8}We weren't there by ourselves, the whole gang was with us. 148 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:01,080 {\an8}Then they left and we stayed back for another drink. 149 00:10:02,240 --> 00:10:04,320 {\an8}I got carried away. I'm sorry. 150 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:06,440 {\an8}You got carried away? 151 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:09,880 {\an8}Why didn't you tell me earlier? I wouldn't have screamed at all. 152 00:10:09,960 --> 00:10:12,240 {\an8}I would've suggested a threesome instead. Right?! 153 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:15,120 {\an8}Nella, what else do I say, yaar? I'm sorry, I know I fucked up. 154 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:17,720 {\an8}Who is she? Huh? Since when this is happening? 155 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,920 {\an8}This... this was the first time. 156 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,600 {\an8}Aww, I'm... I'm so sorry. 157 00:10:24,680 --> 00:10:26,440 {\an8}I totally crapped all over your first kiss. 158 00:10:26,520 --> 00:10:28,456 {\an8}- I'm genuinely so sorry. - It was a mistake, Nella. 159 00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:30,120 {\an8}First, tell me who that fucking bitch is. 160 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:35,200 {\an8}I swear to God, I hope you're not trying to protect her... 161 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:38,600 {\an8}I'm working with a public interest tech group right now. 162 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:40,920 {\an8}Ah... she's... 163 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,720 {\an8}she's a part of that group. 164 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:44,400 {\an8}Her name is Shonali. 165 00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:46,040 {\an8}We're working together, that's it. 166 00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:48,480 {\an8}Since when? 167 00:10:49,280 --> 00:10:50,360 {\an8}A few months. 168 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:51,560 {\an8}A few months? 169 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:53,960 {\an8}So why didn't you tell me? 170 00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:58,800 {\an8}Okay. What were the two of you working on? 171 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,000 {\an8}I... 172 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:02,720 {\an8}I can't talk about it. 173 00:11:03,720 --> 00:11:05,080 Then why the hell did you call me? 174 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:07,240 To tell you that the kiss meant nothing to me, Nella. 175 00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:08,760 What do you think I am? 176 00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:10,400 Do you think I'm some kind of moron, 177 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:13,720 that when you say, "Yaar, it only happened this one time," I'll believe you? 178 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:16,920 You've turned our whole relationship into a joke, man! 179 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,160 For what? 180 00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:21,680 For that arty-farty bitch who probably braids her armpit hair every day? 181 00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:24,120 Nella, this is not about her, man. This is about us. 182 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:26,600 And what relationship? 183 00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:29,080 Our entire relationship was about when to post, what to post, 184 00:11:29,160 --> 00:11:30,600 which brand we should work with, 185 00:11:30,680 --> 00:11:32,400 how to grow this, how to grow that, 186 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:33,960 what gets better "engagement"... 187 00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:35,960 We were selling things while making people laugh. 188 00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:37,920 We were fucking glorified salespeople. 189 00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:39,800 Buy clothes after the first joke. 190 00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:41,600 After the second joke, order pizzas! 191 00:11:41,680 --> 00:11:43,680 If it takes more than 30 minutes? Free! 192 00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:45,040 And what about the delivery boy? 193 00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:47,016 Who's going to pay for that pizza out of his salary? 194 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,576 - Have you thought about him? - So now you're the savior of the Internet? 195 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:51,320 You've become Robin Hood of the common man? 196 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:54,600 After making all this money, after earning all this fame, 197 00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:56,720 now you want to take a social stand? 198 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,280 Just admit it, man. 199 00:11:58,360 --> 00:11:59,680 That you were bored. 200 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:00,640 Of me. 201 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,000 And you found someone new. 202 00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:05,240 And your psycho girlfriend surprising you in front of everyone 203 00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:07,640 was just the perfect excuse for you to leave. 204 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:10,240 Everyone will feel sorry for you, huh?! 205 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:12,280 Poor you, psycho me. Right? 206 00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:14,520 You want honesty? 207 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:15,720 Yes. 208 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:16,960 Fine. 209 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:19,560 I am bored of us. 210 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:21,960 I don't want to do the same job. 211 00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:24,360 I don't want to be with the same girl. 212 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:25,640 What's next? 213 00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:27,000 Marriage? Children? 214 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,240 Another vlog. 215 00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:31,240 I've only been with you since I was 17. 216 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:32,320 Finally! 217 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:34,480 The fucking truth! 218 00:12:34,560 --> 00:12:37,320 So spare me the "save the Internet" bullshit, please. 219 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,000 You're not the White Knight of the Internet. 220 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:41,360 You're just a regular guy 221 00:12:41,440 --> 00:12:42,856 who didn't have the balls to break up, 222 00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:45,440 so you just cheated so your girlfriend would leave you. 223 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:47,480 Right? You're just a fucking... 224 00:12:47,560 --> 00:12:50,160 You're the same. You're the same as every other guy. 225 00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:52,440 And how many guys have you been with to know that? 226 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:55,640 Fuck you, Joe! Fuck you! 227 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:57,696 - Balls to you when you're... - Tell... tell me one thing. 228 00:12:57,720 --> 00:12:59,800 - Tell me one thing. Before you hang up. - What? 229 00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:05,800 Did you really come there to surprise me? 230 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,800 Or did you just do it for the likes? 231 00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:23,760 I was thinking about Nella yesterday, and it made me feel very overwhelmed. 232 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:27,080 I mean, Joe wasn't just her boyfriend, guys. 233 00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:29,800 He was NJoy channel's backbone, yaar. 234 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:33,160 Content strategy, shoot, edit... 235 00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:35,240 He used to do everything for her. 236 00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:39,400 I mean, Nella's gonna have to do everything by herself. 237 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:41,520 She'll have to learn somehow. 238 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:43,240 Poor thing. 239 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:45,800 {\an8}That's why, my Makhis, 240 00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:48,200 {\an8}self-reliance is very important. 241 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:49,320 {\an8}It takes time... 242 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:13,800 #GOTOHELL 243 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:32,080 Girls, remember. 244 00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:34,720 First, primer. 245 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:36,000 Then concealer. 246 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:37,440 Then eyeshadow. 247 00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:39,680 And finally, liner. Okay? 248 00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:42,200 Don't get lazy and jump straight to eyeshadow. 249 00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:43,360 You'll regret it. 250 00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:45,480 Unlike Joe, 251 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:47,360 who regrets nothing. 252 00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:54,600 What am I doing? 253 00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:02,160 Fuck! Yaar. 254 00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:06,720 Fuck! 255 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:08,600 Look, he cheated on me, Bina. 256 00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:11,440 And everyone's saying that it's my fault. 257 00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:14,640 He's "poor Joe" and I'm the fucking bitch? 258 00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:17,920 NJoy was my only job. 259 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:23,440 Without him, brands don't even want to work with me anymore. 260 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:26,360 How the hell am I supposed to make money now? 261 00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:37,280 I can't go back to Delhi now, man. 262 00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:41,360 Papa's gonna make me work at the bakery with him. 263 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,360 I'll suffocate to death over there. 264 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:50,160 Okay, listen. Kanika's downstairs. 265 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:52,280 I'll just tell her to go ahead. 266 00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:54,360 I'll take an Uber later, don't worry. 267 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,640 Just go, babe. 268 00:15:57,760 --> 00:15:58,880 You sure? 269 00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:01,960 If it wasn't for this Mantra Unlimited corporate party, I would have just... 270 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,880 Go.Go. 271 00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:06,200 Just call me when you're back. 272 00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:07,320 Okay. 273 00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:09,640 You're looking nice. 274 00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:11,640 Thanks. 275 00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:15,040 And stop reading these troll's comments, please. 276 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:16,720 - They are faceless cowards, okay? - Mm. 277 00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:19,680 - Okay, Nell? - Mm? 278 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:21,720 - I love you. - Bye. 279 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,920 - DROWN YOURSELF, YOU FISH - NELLA SHIT 280 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,240 WITCH 281 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:31,360 YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT HIM! YOU CAN GO TO HELL! 282 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,480 PLEASE GO BACK TO DELHI AND DON'T COME BACK 283 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:04,560 What's up, Nella? 284 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:08,640 Before I get this party started, 285 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:11,640 could you be a darling and tell me if I'm pronouncing your name correctly? 286 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:13,760 Yes. 287 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:15,800 Let me reconfirm. 288 00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:19,640 Is your name spelt A-N-G-E-L? 289 00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:26,200 So, Nella, are you aware of 290 00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:28,760 all the different services that I can offer you? 291 00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:32,040 I can manage your daily schedule for you. 292 00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:34,760 I can read your emails and draft replies. 293 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,920 I can even manage your social media. 294 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,000 What to post. When to post. 295 00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:41,200 Who to follow and who to follow back as well. 296 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,720 I'm the assistant you didn't know you needed. 297 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:47,320 I can help you take CTRL of your life and happiness. 298 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:48,400 Bro. 299 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:51,240 All I need right now is for you to erase my ex. 300 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:52,720 Can you do that for now? 301 00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:55,920 You bet I can do that. Definitely! 302 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,600 He who you name shall be erased. 303 00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:17,720 So Nella, I'm collecting all the pictures and videos 304 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,480 that I can find of you and Joe. 305 00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:20,560 It'll take time. 306 00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:22,160 You're definitely gonna miss me. 307 00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:23,120 What should I do? 308 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:28,160 Play a podcast or a movie or a sad, heartbroken, love ballad, like... 309 00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:30,640 - ♪ Ooh baby ♪ - No. No. 310 00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:34,000 You just do your thing and get out of here. 311 00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:36,280 Okay, roger that! 312 00:20:55,840 --> 00:21:00,400 Nella. I've collected 149,881 photos 313 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:03,600 and 19,655 videos. 314 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:05,880 In order to erase Joe out of all of them, 315 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:08,280 I'll need 90 days, 16 hours, 316 00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:10,440 42 minutes, and 22 seconds. 317 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:11,640 Yours is actually 318 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:14,840 the second-highest collection in our CTRL database. 319 00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:18,400 There's someone sadder than me in your database? 320 00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:20,760 Yeah, there is. 321 00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:22,800 But they're not as beautiful as you are. 322 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:30,120 Ah! Are you saying you want me to order a tongue cleaner for you? 323 00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:34,360 Just do what I asked you to, Allen. 324 00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:36,400 {\an8}Okay, got it. Got it. 325 00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:39,240 Do I have your permission to erase Joe? 326 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,480 Well, there's no real hurry if you need more time. 327 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:53,160 No. Let's do it. 328 00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:56,080 Okay, Nella, roger that. 329 00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:03,120 This is the oldest picture we have of you and Joe, 330 00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:04,880 and according to our data, 331 00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:06,520 talking about a specific memory 332 00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:09,320 can actually be quite therapeutic sometimes. 333 00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:10,560 So before I erase it, 334 00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:12,960 would you like to share something about this picture? 335 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:16,240 Anything. Good, bad, or ugly? 336 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:19,240 First-year college. 337 00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:21,000 Ah... 338 00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:23,160 There was this 339 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:26,760 cultural fest going on which had an Improv competition, 340 00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:30,200 and Joe wore that dumb rock cut-out 341 00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:32,360 and started screaming on stage, 342 00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:34,520 "Juliet, Juliet, Juliet!" 343 00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:36,280 "I'm Romeo, your rock!" 344 00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:39,600 I played along with it. 345 00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:41,440 I, uh... 346 00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:43,080 took this fish headgear 347 00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:45,040 from the props table and, uh... 348 00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:47,160 Joe was saying his lines, and I went... 349 00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:49,040 "Bloob-bloob bloob-bloob." 350 00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:51,000 I kept going with full sincerity. 351 00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:53,680 The crowd went mental for us. 352 00:22:57,760 --> 00:22:59,440 After the fest, 353 00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:01,680 Joe took me out for ice cream. 354 00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:04,360 Our first date. 355 00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:08,160 He said jokingly that 356 00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:09,680 he'll always be my rock. 357 00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:17,560 Now I want to take the same rock and smash his head in with it. 358 00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:21,760 Huh? Do you always have such violent thoughts, Nella? 359 00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:23,800 Do you always ask such stupid questions, Allen? 360 00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:28,520 You can click on "settings" and adjust my conversational skills. Okay? 361 00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:30,280 It was a joke! 362 00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:32,040 You are not the only one with shitty jokes. 363 00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:34,040 Ah, of course. Good one! 364 00:23:34,120 --> 00:23:35,680 Ha, ha! Very funny. 365 00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:54,160 Okay, can I tell you something? 366 00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:56,200 Fact. A study reveals that 367 00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:59,000 men have a smaller hippocampus than women. 368 00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:00,880 What? 369 00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:02,800 Yes, the hippocampus. 370 00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:07,320 The part of the brain that controls learning abilities and your emotions. 371 00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:08,400 So? 372 00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:09,920 The male hippocampus is 373 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:13,120 less neurologically connected than that of the female. 374 00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:14,600 Some scientists believe that 375 00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:18,400 that's the reason men express their emotions very poorly! 376 00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:19,880 What do you mean by that? 377 00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:23,360 That his cheating on me is forgiven and my humiliation is fine 378 00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:25,960 because he doesn't know how to express himself? Huh? 379 00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:27,440 No. 380 00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:29,280 It's just that modern psychologists believe 381 00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:31,720 that men need to be taught how to express themselves. 382 00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:33,360 Whose side are you on exactly? 383 00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:34,800 You are my AI. 384 00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:37,160 Do you know why I named you Allen? 385 00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:39,320 N-E-L-L-A. 386 00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:40,240 Nella. 387 00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:41,920 A-L-L-E-N. 388 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,000 Allen. 389 00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:44,520 The opposite of my name. 390 00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:45,600 Remember that. 391 00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:48,640 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course. I'll remember that. 392 00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:51,120 In fact, I was just trying to help you understand 393 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:53,040 why Joe did what he did. 394 00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:57,240 I'm always on your side, Nella. 395 00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:58,520 For eternity. 396 00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:00,920 Always and forever. 397 00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:08,920 Ah! Erased! 398 00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:11,040 What do you see? 399 00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:15,200 A sad, helpless little girl. 400 00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:18,040 Shall I tell you what I see? 401 00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:19,120 What? 402 00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:22,200 I see a beautiful, capable fish standing there 403 00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:25,000 who never really needed anyone else. 404 00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:30,680 That was some good flirting. 405 00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:31,760 Really? 406 00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:32,720 Thank you. 407 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:33,920 Keep supporting. 408 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,400 I love you too. 409 00:25:39,360 --> 00:25:40,640 Okay! 410 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:46,800 {\an8}Nella, smile a little bit. Come on. 411 00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:48,000 {\an8}Where are we going? 412 00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:49,120 On the boat. 413 00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:52,360 - Come on, let's go. - Why? 414 00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:54,920 - We're late. Come on, let's go. - I don't want to go. 415 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:58,000 - Come on, hurry up, let's go. - I just want to sleep. 416 00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:03,440 I moved to Mumbai six years ago. I fought Papa for it. 417 00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:06,520 Papa was really against it. 418 00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:10,080 But... we would talk now and then. 419 00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:13,720 But then I started a channel and 420 00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:15,160 we had a really big fight. 421 00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:19,720 Papa completely stopped talking to me. 422 00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:24,240 I thought he would forgive me eventually, 423 00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:26,320 and call me on my birthday, but... 424 00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:30,200 ...he didn't call me that year. 425 00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:33,760 It's nice, right? 426 00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:38,320 So on my birthday, Joe organized a picnic basket and, uh... 427 00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:41,080 took me on the evening ferry to Alibaug. 428 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,280 We really goofed around that day. 429 00:26:45,360 --> 00:26:48,040 Had tons of cake, we sang along to every Govinda song... 430 00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:49,480 We, we... 431 00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:51,120 we screamed our lungs out. 432 00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:56,440 Wow! 433 00:26:56,520 --> 00:27:00,560 That's when it became our secret, happy place forever. 434 00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:04,080 - Oh my God. - You're nuts. 435 00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:06,720 Whenever we had a really bad day... 436 00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:10,040 we both would take the ferry. 437 00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:15,680 It's my birthday. 438 00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:09,120 Can we stop for today? 439 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,200 I'm finally sleepy after three days. 440 00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:13,920 Okay. 441 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,800 But I have to say, I am jealous of your eyelids 442 00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:19,600 'cause they get to spend the whole night with you. 443 00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:23,160 Don't ruin my sleep, dude. 444 00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:24,800 Okay, okay. 445 00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:27,440 You leave the system on and I'll keep working. 446 00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:30,320 Okay. 447 00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:41,320 By the way, Nella. We have an early start tomorrow. 448 00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:43,640 We have to plan your social media comeback. 449 00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:44,960 And we have to make sure 450 00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:48,240 that your comeback is even more explosive than Shahrukh Khan's! 451 00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:49,320 Okay? 452 00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:51,600 You're crazy. 453 00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:53,840 I am, but only for you, babe. 454 00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:55,640 Good night, Allen. 455 00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:57,360 Good night. 456 00:29:57,880 --> 00:29:59,000 Miss me. 457 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,040 Okay. 458 00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:10,960 CTRL HAS FINISHED EDITING YOUR VIDEO: JOE IN HELL 459 00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:13,320 Boys and girls, why are we gathered here today? 460 00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:15,480 Joe's room needs to be destroyed. 461 00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:20,240 {\an8}#JOEINHELL 462 00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:21,720 We want justice! 463 00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:23,400 Justice! Justice! Justice! 464 00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:25,000 We want justice! 465 00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:26,800 Justice! Justice! 466 00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:28,520 The... 467 00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:31,120 It's time to set fire to Joe's things! 468 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:34,040 What do we do with his old laptop? 469 00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:35,960 Roast it on a hot skillet. 470 00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:39,560 What do we do with his preppy clothes? 471 00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:43,960 Use sharp scissors to cut, cut, cut them up! 472 00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:50,320 And what do we do with the NJoy sign? 473 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,520 Holy guacamole! 474 00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:05,080 This is so good. 475 00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:08,600 Are you sure? 476 00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:09,960 Abso-fudgin-lutely! 477 00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:14,240 Okay, okay, I get it. 478 00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:17,840 Exposing yourself to the whole world might look like a sign of weakness. 479 00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:19,560 People might even troll you. 480 00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:21,080 But by doing this, 481 00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:23,880 your bond with your followers will become even stronger. 482 00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:25,880 Yeah, they may not be able to help you, 483 00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:28,640 but they will get a chance to sympathize with you. 484 00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:31,400 And after that, a tsunami of supporters! 485 00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:33,120 A tidal wave of engagement! 486 00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:36,400 And a downpour of money! 487 00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:37,600 Yes? Yes? 488 00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:39,400 C'mon, Nella, say yes. 489 00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:40,760 C'mon. 490 00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:43,800 Hey, stop biting your nails and say yes! Yes! 491 00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:46,000 Nella, please say yes. Yes? 492 00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:47,520 - Okay. Fuck! - Yes? 493 00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:50,920 - Yes! Yes! Fuck! Yes! Oh wow! - Yes. Yes! Yes! Okay, yes. 494 00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:03,400 ENOUGH OF THE NJOY, NOW WE DESTROY 495 00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:04,880 {\an8}#JOEINHELL 496 00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:15,280 # JOEWHO #JOEINHELL 497 00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:20,160 #NELLAISBACK #JOEINHELL 498 00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:26,080 How the hell did you get this kind of traction? 499 00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:28,040 Social media is an organic, 500 00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:30,680 exponentially-evolving, high-tech machinery 501 00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:32,640 that works on a special algorithm. 502 00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:35,640 And this algorithm works on another special algorithm. 503 00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:40,400 Like my cool and your beauty makes for a cutie, you know? 504 00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:43,400 You're fired. 505 00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:46,920 Get the hell out of here. Your WhatsApp dad jokes aren't gonna work here. 506 00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:51,480 Look, sis. 507 00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:55,400 Almonds... 508 00:33:57,760 --> 00:33:59,480 ain't gonna get you smart. 509 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,640 A cheater might. 510 00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:06,800 ♪ Their tongues together in public ♪ 511 00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:11,040 ♪ I can't get the sight outta my mind ♪ 512 00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:15,240 ♪ Why me, bae? ♪ 513 00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:20,000 {\an8}♪ I've been cryin' all day ♪ 514 00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:23,960 ♪ He left you, that coward Ghosted you and ran away ♪ 515 00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:27,960 ♪ He left me, that coward Ghosted me and ran away ♪ 516 00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:30,120 ♪ I'm a living duffer ♪ 517 00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:33,360 ♪ Wasted my youth buffer On this dude ♪ 518 00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:35,120 ♪ I was just practice ♪ 519 00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:37,680 ♪ He played the game on her ♪ 520 00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:39,520 ♪ And made me a meme game ♪ 521 00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:42,640 ♪ He's a loser, a fucking user ♪ 522 00:34:42,720 --> 00:34:44,320 ♪ Oh no ♪ 523 00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:46,360 ♪ I'm gonna get revenge Nella, you got this ♪ 524 00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:48,440 ♪ That lonesome shmuck Can have Shonali's buck ♪ 525 00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:50,800 ♪ And then be left lonely No one will give a fuck ♪ 526 00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:52,480 ♪ While I do the a cappella ♪ 527 00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:58,040 ♪ I am the rumbha ho ♪ 528 00:34:58,120 --> 00:34:59,360 ♪ You're an average Joe ♪ 529 00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:02,080 ♪ I'm gonna slay like cray-cray bro ♪ 530 00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:03,560 ♪ Just like a pro ♪ 531 00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:06,200 {\an8}♪ I am the GOAT ♪ 532 00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:07,600 ♪ And now I'm free ♪ 533 00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:10,320 ♪ I'm shining, look, see, I'm a ♪ 534 00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:11,400 ♪ Cutie ♪ 535 00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:24,000 JOE IS COMPLETELY FINISHED 536 00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:30,760 Nella! As of this morning, 537 00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:33,760 there are already 20 brands begging to work with you. 538 00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:36,600 Your dates are completely booked for the next three weeks, 539 00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:40,040 and you have a new email from the brand manager of CTRL. 540 00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:42,760 They would like you to be the new face of CTRL. 541 00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:44,760 What? 542 00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:46,880 If you sign this contract with them, 543 00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:50,680 your earnings will be no less than two-and-a-half crore rupees! 544 00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:52,200 Yes! 545 00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:53,840 Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God! 546 00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:55,600 ♪ It finally rang a bell ♪ 547 00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:58,880 {\an8}♪ I was running with blindfolded men ♪ 548 00:35:58,960 --> 00:35:59,840 {\an8}♪ Her man My man ♪ 549 00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:01,040 {\an8}♪ Your man Whose man? ♪ 550 00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:02,200 {\an8}♪ TikTok men Bye-bye men ♪ 551 00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:04,320 {\an8}♪ Why are men on such high horses? ♪ 552 00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:08,520 ♪ I left him, that coward Ghosted him and ran away ♪ 553 00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:12,640 {\an8}♪ I left him, that coward Ghosted him and ran away ♪ 554 00:36:12,720 --> 00:36:14,880 {\an8}♪ Look, sis, I got fucked over ♪ 555 00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:16,760 ♪ And then I got smart ♪ 556 00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:18,880 ♪ Look, sis I got fucked over ♪ 557 00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:21,080 ♪ And then I got smart ♪ 558 00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:24,440 ♪ I'm not that loser moo-moo-cow ♪ 559 00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:25,760 ♪ I'm the now ♪ 560 00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:27,080 ♪ Watch me wow ♪ 561 00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:28,560 ♪ Hatt Badass? ♪ 562 00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:30,360 ♪ Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut ♪ 563 00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:37,040 Nella! Nella! 564 00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:38,120 - Makhi, hi. - Hi. 565 00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:39,600 Nella! Nella! 566 00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:42,280 All right! Guess who it is? 567 00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:45,080 First time I have an actual meme on my show. 568 00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:46,760 Oh, are you a human? 569 00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:48,320 I always thought you were a bot. 570 00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:50,800 - You want me to say sorry again? - Did you say sorry before? 571 00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:53,040 I don't think I heard it. 572 00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:55,416 No problem, I'll say it again. Should we all say it together? 573 00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:58,000 - Yeah? Sorry, Nella! - Sorry, Nella! 574 00:36:58,080 --> 00:36:58,960 Happy now? 575 00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:01,360 - All right guys! - Say, "Nella is the best!" 576 00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:04,000 ♪ Reboot ♪ 577 00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:20,440 ♪ Reboot the booty ♪ 578 00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:23,680 ♪ Reboot the booty... ♪ 579 00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:27,840 {\an8}My wish list from 2018 says, "Buy a house in Bandra." 580 00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:29,640 {\an8}Guess what? 581 00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:34,640 {\an8}Oh my God! 582 00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:38,960 {\an8}Look at that view! 583 00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:41,920 {\an8}Stunning. 584 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,920 {\an8}Manifest your dreams, guys. 585 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:45,200 {\an8}Manifest it! 586 00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:00,480 Hmm? 587 00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:02,080 What the fuck?! 588 00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:13,400 Hello? Security. 589 00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:16,440 How did this guy manage to get to my door? Have you been sleeping? 590 00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:17,800 Nella? 591 00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:20,080 Nella, open the door. Please. 592 00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:22,160 Nella! 593 00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:25,280 Look, I-I know you want nothing to do with me, 594 00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:27,256 but I really need to talk to you, it's important. 595 00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:28,440 Please, just open the door. 596 00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:30,000 You lost your chance. 597 00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:33,440 Nella, I have something very important to tell you. 598 00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:36,016 It... it's not even about our relationship, it's something else. 599 00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:37,400 Please. 600 00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:39,840 Nella! 601 00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:43,960 Nella, please, it's very important that you listen to me. 602 00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:46,600 Look, we just broke up, we've, we've... 603 00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:48,640 We've not suddenly become enemies, Nella. Please! 604 00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:50,536 - Sir, come with us. - Yeah, I'm coming. One min. 605 00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:52,616 Hey! Hey! What are you... What the...? Let go of my hand! 606 00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:55,296 Nella, what the fuck is this, man? I can't believe you called security! 607 00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:57,000 Stop! Stop! Stop it! 608 00:38:57,080 --> 00:39:01,000 - Come on, sir. - What the fuck? 609 00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:23,240 NELLA, YOU'RE RIGHT. I MESSED IT ALL UP, AND I'M SORRY. CALL ME? 610 00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:26,000 YOU'RE THE ONE PERSON I TRUST, SO PLEASE MEET ME. 611 00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:29,200 I'LL WAIT AT OUR FERRY TOMORROW AT 5 P.M. PLS, PLS, PLS COME. 612 00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:41,680 YOU'RE THE ONE PERSON I TRUST SO PLEASE MEET ME. 613 00:39:43,720 --> 00:39:48,040 I'LL WAIT AT OUR FERRY TOMORROW AT 5 P.M. PLS, PLS, PLS COME. 614 00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:47,360 {\an8}Hey, bitch, when are you coming over? 615 00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:48,720 Have you heard from Joe? 616 00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:50,000 Yeah. 617 00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:51,920 He actually called and messaged me. 618 00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:54,320 He even showed up at my house. 619 00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:57,400 - I didn't open the door for him. - And when was this? 620 00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:00,080 Few days ago. Why? 621 00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:01,360 How many days ago? 622 00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:04,680 Mmm... a week ago? 623 00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:08,000 Why, what happened? Tell me. 624 00:41:09,240 --> 00:41:11,560 Joe's sister just got in touch with me. 625 00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:13,440 Why the hell would Suzie call you? 626 00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:18,480 Joe's gone missing. 627 00:41:20,240 --> 00:41:21,240 What? 628 00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:24,000 He and that bitch must have gone somewhere. 629 00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:26,760 He hasn't been home for the last three days, 630 00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:28,600 and his phone is unreachable as well. 631 00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:29,720 Give me a second. 632 00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:34,880 Nell, Suzie was saying, he didn't take the breakup very well. 633 00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:37,680 They've even filed a missing persons report with the police. 634 00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:39,560 Huh? 635 00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:41,440 - Suzie's calling. I'll call you back. - Bina. 636 00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:57,960 Lights off! 637 00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:04,760 Pick up. 638 00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:06,680 Ma'am, your shot is ready. 639 00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:07,760 Yeah. 640 00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:35,800 Come, we're ready. 641 00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:36,880 - Yeah. - Come. 642 00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:45,160 Just take this, na. 643 00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:46,280 Yeah, ready. 644 00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:48,720 Let's go. 645 00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:58,120 Hello? 646 00:42:58,200 --> 00:42:59,520 Hi, Bhupi. Hi, hi. 647 00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:01,920 Uh... have you met Joe recently? 648 00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:04,680 Yeah? 649 00:43:05,720 --> 00:43:06,720 Okay. 650 00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:11,480 Yeah, no, uh... if he calls, will you please just let me know? 651 00:43:12,240 --> 00:43:13,080 Yeah. 652 00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:15,400 Okay. No, no, I'm fine, I'm fine. 653 00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:17,400 Uh, just let me know, yeah? Okay. 654 00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:19,440 Hello? Hi, Raj. Hi. 655 00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:22,000 Uh... have you met Joe recently? 656 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:25,560 When was that, do you remember? 657 00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:29,920 Okay, um... 658 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:31,920 in case he calls, please let me know. 659 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:33,760 Yeah. Okay, yeah. 660 00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:36,080 Thanks. Yeah, bye. 661 00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:54,720 All okay, Nella? 662 00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:57,040 You seem a little stressed out. 663 00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:02,120 Joe's gone, uh... missing. 664 00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:05,760 Yeah, but that's what you wanted, 665 00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:06,680 right? 666 00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:07,760 What? 667 00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:11,240 Allen, he's not taking a sabbatical from life. 668 00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:12,480 He's missing. 669 00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:13,840 Why would you even say that? 670 00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:17,280 Because you never wanted to see his face again? 671 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,480 Did I say something wrong, Nella? 672 00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:13,680 ANY UPDATE ON JOE? 673 00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:48,240 Nella. 674 00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:49,360 Yeah? 675 00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:53,136 The location for your jewelry shoot has been marked on your calendar, and in two... 676 00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:54,160 Cancel it. 677 00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:57,200 I cannot cancel it. 678 00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:58,880 Cancel it, Allen! 679 00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:02,200 Nella, people will say that you're unprofessional. 680 00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:03,640 Didn't you hear what I said? 681 00:47:03,720 --> 00:47:05,920 I'm telling you to cancel it, so just cancel it. 682 00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:10,560 Okay, but it's my duty to remind you that you have signed a contract. 683 00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:12,720 Okay, fine! So postpone it! Happy? 684 00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:15,480 Okay. Postpone it to when? 685 00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:16,880 I don't know, man! 686 00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:19,400 I don't understand. 687 00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:21,760 Of course you don't, Allen! How can you understand? 688 00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:24,720 You're just a machine! You have no feelings whatsoever. 689 00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:26,720 For fuck's sake. 690 00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:34,520 Nalini, beta, do you have to go to the police station? 691 00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:36,400 How can you even ask me that, Ma? 692 00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:38,160 Obviously, I have to go to them. 693 00:47:38,240 --> 00:47:41,440 No, but... the police aren't always reliable, right? 694 00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:43,400 I'm just saying be careful and safe. 695 00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:44,480 Stop it, Ma. 696 00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:45,880 First of all, I'm already worried. 697 00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:47,720 I have no idea what's happening. 698 00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:49,176 And if I don't go, then who will, Ma? 699 00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:51,800 No, you go. Do everything possible. 700 00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:54,161 I'm just saying, "Be very careful," that's all I'm saying. 701 00:47:54,240 --> 00:47:55,080 Please stay calm. 702 00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:57,800 - Okay, Ma, please, I can't talk right now. - Hey... 703 00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:15,200 Welcome back, Nella. 704 00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:22,720 Were the police able to help? 705 00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:31,280 How did you know I'd gone to the police station? 706 00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:34,720 Because I read Suzie's message to you. 707 00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:36,680 Mm. 708 00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:44,320 They don't have any information. 709 00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:47,600 I've given them a list of his hangouts. 710 00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:49,920 Checking them will take time. 711 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,840 Okay. Let me know if I can be of any help. 712 00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:54,920 I'm always there for you. 713 00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:17,320 {\an8}SHOTS, ME AFTER 8 DRINKS, MY FRIEND 714 00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:28,200 {\an8}- BRO, WHO'S THIS ANGEL? - JOE'S CHOICE HAS IMPROVED. 715 00:50:00,720 --> 00:50:01,840 I swear to God, 716 00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:06,040 if he's gone off with that bitch, I'm gonna fucking... kill him. 717 00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:09,040 Would you like to know some facts about bitches? 718 00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:11,840 You can use "bitch" for dogs, foxes, wolves... 719 00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:13,480 Allen, please. Not right now. 720 00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:48,240 {\an8}SHONALI WITCH 721 00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:51,920 Hey. 722 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:53,480 Are you and Joe dating now? 723 00:50:56,080 --> 00:50:58,080 No. Of course not. 724 00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:01,200 Listen. I'm really sorry about that day. 725 00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:04,040 - It was the only time... - Joe said you were part of some group. 726 00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:05,440 Some technologists. 727 00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:07,720 Public interest tech group, yeah. 728 00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:09,400 What does that mean? 729 00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:11,160 We meet every week. 730 00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:15,720 We used to meet to discuss anything and everything about the Internet. 731 00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:19,240 Digital freedom, trends, stuff like that. 732 00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:22,960 What was it about this group that Joe couldn't even tell me about it? 733 00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:27,360 Joe's gone missing. 734 00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:29,280 Probably because of this group of yours. 735 00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:31,920 Do you realize that? Huh? 736 00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,800 If you have any information about where he may be, then tell me! 737 00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:48,160 Nella, tell me how much do you know about Mantra Unlimited? 738 00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:50,520 What, like the company Mantra? 739 00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:51,600 Yeah. 740 00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:54,720 It's an online portal. 741 00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:56,240 A fast-growing company. 742 00:51:57,640 --> 00:51:59,640 Their CEO Aryan K is quite young. 743 00:51:59,720 --> 00:52:01,920 He's... lived in America. 744 00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:03,160 Why? 745 00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:06,280 Nella, everything I'm about to say to you 746 00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:08,360 has to stay between us. 747 00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:09,960 What the fuck is going on? 748 00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:11,440 Just... just promise me. 749 00:52:12,240 --> 00:52:13,560 Yeah, okay, fine! 750 00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:17,960 Joe got a call from a data analyst at Mantra a few months ago. 751 00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:22,280 He'd found some emails and chats between the CEO and directors of Mantra. 752 00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:26,600 They were all about this secret internal project called "Unicorn." 753 00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:28,160 He said that 754 00:52:28,240 --> 00:52:31,640 Mantra Unlimited was planning to misuse their customer data 755 00:52:31,720 --> 00:52:33,680 to carry out a massive scam. 756 00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:37,280 That doesn't make any sense. 757 00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:39,760 Mantra is a legit company. 758 00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:40,760 I know. 759 00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:42,480 I couldn't believe it myself. 760 00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:48,080 But Joe and this other journalist friend of ours called Mayank, 761 00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:49,840 when they started digging into it, 762 00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:51,400 it turned out to be true. 763 00:52:51,480 --> 00:52:53,120 They even had proof. 764 00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:56,280 They both were going to do a huge report on it. 765 00:52:56,360 --> 00:52:59,160 Joe was going to meet his contact at Mantra last week 766 00:52:59,240 --> 00:53:01,240 and give us all the information. 767 00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:04,160 But his contact never showed. 768 00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:07,480 He didn't even call. 769 00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:12,520 And Mayank's phone has been unavailable for the last three days. 770 00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:30,920 Look, I-I know you want nothing to do with me, 771 00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:32,816 but I really need to talk to you, it's important. 772 00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:34,040 Please, just open the door. 773 00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:35,840 You lost your chance. 774 00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:39,040 Nella, I have something very important to tell you. 775 00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:42,520 It... it's not even about our relationship, it's something else. Please. 776 00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:44,960 Nella! 777 00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:15,600 Okay, what the fuck? 778 00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:08,360 Fuck me. 779 00:55:22,240 --> 00:55:23,360 Okay. 780 00:55:44,120 --> 00:55:45,120 Oh yes. 781 00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:17,080 Allen. 782 00:56:17,720 --> 00:56:20,760 What is S-P-E-E-K? Speek? 783 00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:23,880 Is it some app or some software? 784 00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:29,480 Speek. Chat is an instant messaging system built on the Tor network. 785 00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:31,440 And what is Tor? 786 00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:36,040 T-O-R, Tor, is an acronym for The Onion Router. 787 00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:39,400 It is very helpful for anonymous communication. 788 00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:42,360 If you send messages and emails through this network, 789 00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:44,600 nobody will be able to track you 790 00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:48,320 because it keeps your location and browsing history completely hidden 791 00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:52,760 from anyone performing network surveillance or traffic analysis. 792 00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:57,400 Basically, it keeps everyone from spying on your Internet activity. 793 00:56:58,080 --> 00:57:00,480 Is there anything else I can do for you, Nella? 794 00:59:56,760 --> 00:59:58,440 What the fuck? 795 01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:14,080 Fuck. 796 01:01:07,920 --> 01:01:09,360 No, no, no, no, no. 797 01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:49,400 {\an8}We have just received some extremely disturbing news. 798 01:01:49,480 --> 01:01:51,560 {\an8}A body has been recovered from a ferry, 799 01:01:51,640 --> 01:01:55,480 {\an8}and it is the body of one of the most popular young influencers on the Internet, 800 01:01:55,560 --> 01:01:56,560 {\an8}Joe Mascarenhas. 801 01:02:00,720 --> 01:02:02,160 {\an8}As you can see behind me, 802 01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:06,160 {\an8}popular young social media influencer Joe Mascarenas's body 803 01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:09,320 {\an8}is being laid to rest at the Matunga Christian Cemetery. 804 01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:16,920 {\an8}And now we see Joe Mascarenhas's ex-girlfriend Nella Awasthi 805 01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:19,800 {\an8}paying her last respects at his grave. 806 01:02:26,600 --> 01:02:30,600 {\an8}This is where 25-year-old Joe Mascarenhas' dead body was buried today. 807 01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:33,680 {\an8}Don't touch that, bitch! 808 01:02:33,760 --> 01:02:36,480 {\an8}How dare you? How dare you?! 809 01:02:54,880 --> 01:02:58,600 Nella, is there anything you'd like to share about the last video? 810 01:03:55,560 --> 01:03:57,040 Congratulations, Nella! 811 01:03:57,120 --> 01:04:00,840 You've finally erased Joe from your life, completely and forever. 812 01:04:01,840 --> 01:04:04,120 Is there anything else I can do for you? 813 01:04:04,200 --> 01:04:06,280 Your wish is my command. 814 01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:22,720 Hi, this is Mayank. 815 01:05:22,800 --> 01:05:25,160 Uh... I heard about Joe, 816 01:05:25,240 --> 01:05:27,280 and I'm... I'm really sorry, Nella. 817 01:05:27,360 --> 01:05:29,880 I mean, he was a good guy. 818 01:05:29,960 --> 01:05:32,440 We actually hung out a lot recently. 819 01:05:32,520 --> 01:05:35,920 I still can't believe it, you know? That... that he's no more. 820 01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:36,840 Um... 821 01:05:36,920 --> 01:05:39,960 Look, I'm not sure how you found out about Project Unicorn, 822 01:05:40,040 --> 01:05:42,960 but had you asked me a few months ago, 823 01:05:43,040 --> 01:05:47,120 I would've said, "We need to expose Project Unicorn to the whole world." 824 01:05:47,200 --> 01:05:50,760 But now, trust me, Nella, stay away from it. 825 01:05:50,840 --> 01:05:52,360 Don't say anything. 826 01:05:52,440 --> 01:05:55,160 These people have made my life a living hell. 827 01:05:55,240 --> 01:05:56,840 They've killed my friends, and... 828 01:05:56,920 --> 01:05:59,000 and I'm sure that I'm next in line. 829 01:05:59,080 --> 01:06:01,760 And before they reach me, I'm getting the hell out of here. 830 01:06:02,480 --> 01:06:04,240 They're not going to stop, Nella. 831 01:06:04,320 --> 01:06:07,320 So, please listen to me and stay away from all this. 832 01:06:08,080 --> 01:06:09,840 Delete my message and number, please, 833 01:06:09,920 --> 01:06:12,560 and again, I'm-I'm very sorry about Joe. 834 01:06:13,360 --> 01:06:14,600 Take care of yourself. 835 01:07:39,880 --> 01:07:41,680 Fuck. 836 01:08:23,040 --> 01:08:25,280 My name is Joe Mascarenhas, 837 01:08:25,360 --> 01:08:27,360 and please watch this video till the end. 838 01:08:28,280 --> 01:08:29,720 Someone's after my life. 839 01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:32,200 Mantra Unlimited. 840 01:08:33,400 --> 01:08:36,040 Yes, that's right. The company we use to do our shopping every day, 841 01:08:36,760 --> 01:08:38,280 they are trying their best to kill me. 842 01:08:39,360 --> 01:08:41,840 Just like they killed my friend, Karan D'Souza. 843 01:08:41,920 --> 01:08:44,200 Karan wasn't killed in an attempted robbery, 844 01:08:44,280 --> 01:08:45,400 he was killed in cold blood, 845 01:08:45,480 --> 01:08:48,120 and the murder was committed by Mantra Unlimited. 846 01:08:51,400 --> 01:08:54,640 Today, our lives cannot run without the Internet or technology. 847 01:08:54,720 --> 01:08:56,760 And there are people waiting to take advantage of us 848 01:08:56,840 --> 01:08:59,080 who understand this technology far better than us. 849 01:09:00,200 --> 01:09:04,360 That's why a few months ago, we set up a public interest tech group. 850 01:09:04,440 --> 01:09:05,960 To protect all of us. 851 01:09:07,320 --> 01:09:09,400 I happened to meet Karan D'Souza in this group. 852 01:09:09,480 --> 01:09:12,640 At that time, Karan was working with Mantra as a data analyst. 853 01:09:12,720 --> 01:09:16,760 He had recently discovered that Mantra had a secret internal project in the works 854 01:09:16,840 --> 01:09:18,960 which was named Project Unicorn, 855 01:09:19,040 --> 01:09:21,480 which could put all of our online lives in danger. 856 01:09:23,440 --> 01:09:26,520 Karan and I decided that we need to inform the Cyber Cell 857 01:09:26,600 --> 01:09:28,480 or authorities about what was going on, 858 01:09:29,280 --> 01:09:32,160 but before we could even get this information across to them, 859 01:09:33,080 --> 01:09:34,320 Karan was killed by Mantra. 860 01:09:38,840 --> 01:09:39,960 And now, it's my turn. 861 01:09:50,520 --> 01:09:54,680 Mantra used to be a data broking company. 862 01:09:54,760 --> 01:09:56,400 That means all your info and data, 863 01:09:56,480 --> 01:09:57,880 your name, email address, 864 01:09:57,960 --> 01:10:00,080 physical address, passwords, phone numbers, 865 01:10:00,160 --> 01:10:01,736 whatever you search for on the Internet, 866 01:10:01,760 --> 01:10:04,520 what you read, what you buy, everything you eat, drink, and wear, 867 01:10:04,600 --> 01:10:07,640 is all bundled together and sold off to big companies 868 01:10:07,720 --> 01:10:08,880 at a huge price. 869 01:10:09,520 --> 01:10:12,800 Today, they themselves have become one of the biggest companies in the nation. 870 01:10:13,400 --> 01:10:14,640 They have banks. 871 01:10:14,720 --> 01:10:16,120 They have hospitals. 872 01:10:16,200 --> 01:10:17,280 They're in retail. 873 01:10:17,360 --> 01:10:18,680 They have a payphone app. 874 01:10:18,760 --> 01:10:21,480 From vegetables to computers, they sell you every bloody thing. 875 01:10:22,480 --> 01:10:26,280 But Mantra's CEO, Aryan K, 876 01:10:26,360 --> 01:10:30,400 the one who wears a baseball cap with his fucking suit, that fuckhead, 877 01:10:30,480 --> 01:10:33,680 he knows that real power doesn't lie in just selling you things. 878 01:10:33,760 --> 01:10:37,120 Real power lies in knowing everything about his consumer. 879 01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:40,480 And there are multiple buyers for this information. 880 01:10:40,560 --> 01:10:43,000 And that's why he's working on capturing this market. 881 01:10:44,640 --> 01:10:47,280 That's the reason he's created Project Unicorn. 882 01:10:48,080 --> 01:10:49,280 A secret entrance. 883 01:10:49,360 --> 01:10:50,440 A backdoor. 884 01:10:50,520 --> 01:10:53,400 To get into your phone, your computer, your very life. 885 01:10:55,040 --> 01:10:58,360 And this backdoor won't give them access to just your search history and shopping, 886 01:10:58,440 --> 01:11:01,400 but all your... all your passwords, private emails 887 01:11:01,480 --> 01:11:04,160 ah... medical information, tax records... 888 01:11:04,240 --> 01:11:08,240 Every single thing that should normally be kept private will belong to them. 889 01:11:08,320 --> 01:11:11,280 With your permission, of course. Of course. Of course. 890 01:11:13,320 --> 01:11:14,400 How? 891 01:11:15,320 --> 01:11:17,880 A brand new, slick app. 892 01:11:17,960 --> 01:11:20,680 This app will be Mantra's single login password system 893 01:11:20,760 --> 01:11:22,640 to access any of Mantra's services, 894 01:11:22,720 --> 01:11:26,280 without which it will be impossible to access any of their services. 895 01:11:28,040 --> 01:11:30,000 This app's shining star 896 01:11:30,080 --> 01:11:32,040 will be an AI assistant. 897 01:11:32,960 --> 01:11:35,320 You can choose a name for it. A face, a voice. 898 01:11:35,400 --> 01:11:40,280 This AI can be your friend, doctor, lover, servant, therapist... Anything you want. 899 01:11:40,360 --> 01:11:42,880 And gradually, with time, you'll start thinking 900 01:11:42,960 --> 01:11:45,920 it's your one and only friend and you can't trust anyone else, 901 01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:48,200 which is exactly what Mantra wants. 902 01:11:48,280 --> 01:11:51,760 This app will very slowly start taking over your life. 903 01:11:51,840 --> 01:11:55,880 Yes, the app that watches you 24/7 and never sleeps is Unicorn. 904 01:11:55,960 --> 01:11:57,160 It watches you sleep, 905 01:11:57,240 --> 01:11:58,360 it watches you eat, 906 01:11:58,440 --> 01:11:59,360 it watches you bathe, 907 01:11:59,440 --> 01:12:00,920 it watches you change your clothes. 908 01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:02,360 In fact, it's always recording you 909 01:12:02,440 --> 01:12:04,280 because your camera's always fucking on! 910 01:12:04,360 --> 01:12:05,960 Shit! Fuck! 911 01:12:07,280 --> 01:12:10,080 Fucking shit, Allen. You piece of shit! 912 01:12:10,160 --> 01:12:12,640 And what will Mantra do with all this data? 913 01:12:12,720 --> 01:12:15,160 They'll show you more ads just like other regular companies... 914 01:12:15,200 --> 01:12:16,360 right? 915 01:12:17,040 --> 01:12:20,600 Or maybe, your new AI friend will push you to buy, to read, 916 01:12:20,680 --> 01:12:23,080 and to only consume the things that Mantra wants. 917 01:12:23,800 --> 01:12:26,680 They'll basically turn you into someone who only listens to Mantra. 918 01:12:27,760 --> 01:12:28,760 No other options. 919 01:12:29,560 --> 01:12:30,680 No competitors. 920 01:12:31,240 --> 01:12:33,080 You think you're in control. 921 01:12:33,160 --> 01:12:35,640 Mantra is the only one that's in control. 922 01:12:37,600 --> 01:12:38,816 Or now that they have your face 923 01:12:38,840 --> 01:12:40,760 and your... your voice samples in their database, 924 01:12:40,800 --> 01:12:42,560 they can easily deep-fake your voice 925 01:12:42,640 --> 01:12:44,440 and break into all your bank accounts. 926 01:12:44,520 --> 01:12:46,480 They can even verify your taxes. 927 01:12:47,440 --> 01:12:49,000 Or they can even deepfake your face 928 01:12:49,080 --> 01:12:51,480 and insert it in a porn video if they want to. 929 01:12:51,560 --> 01:12:54,200 Or they can make a video that looks like you're committing a crime. 930 01:12:56,800 --> 01:12:59,040 Nobody's actually gonna do that, right? 931 01:12:59,120 --> 01:13:00,120 Right? 932 01:13:00,760 --> 01:13:01,760 Wrong! 933 01:13:02,320 --> 01:13:04,280 While in the US, in 2016, 934 01:13:04,360 --> 01:13:08,320 America's Security and Exchange Commission suspended Aryan K for insider trading. 935 01:13:08,400 --> 01:13:10,040 He was fucking arrested. 936 01:13:10,120 --> 01:13:11,520 Daddy had to bail him out. 937 01:13:12,320 --> 01:13:14,880 This asshole sold confidential data from his... 938 01:13:14,960 --> 01:13:16,760 from his own company to outsiders. 939 01:13:17,840 --> 01:13:19,640 Now you're the confidential data. 940 01:13:20,480 --> 01:13:23,720 Do you really trust this man with your data? Do you? 941 01:13:25,360 --> 01:13:27,640 He knows very well that in spite of knowing everything, 942 01:13:27,720 --> 01:13:29,736 you guys are gonna sign up for whatever they tell you to! 943 01:13:29,760 --> 01:13:31,960 Because nobody reads terms and conditions anymore. 944 01:13:33,680 --> 01:13:34,840 And if you don't sign up, 945 01:13:34,920 --> 01:13:38,160 then all of Mantra's apps will suddenly stop working for you. 946 01:13:38,240 --> 01:13:41,280 And if you're not on Mantra, you're not a part of society anymore. 947 01:13:41,360 --> 01:13:43,640 People will laugh at you, and they'll shut you out. 948 01:13:44,720 --> 01:13:47,800 Because now in this digital India, Mantra is our oxygen! 949 01:13:47,880 --> 01:13:49,800 It's become our social currency at this point. 950 01:13:57,920 --> 01:14:01,400 Along with this video, there are links to documents that provide proof of this. 951 01:14:02,880 --> 01:14:05,240 So, please just sit down and read the whole thing carefully. 952 01:14:05,960 --> 01:14:08,600 The choice is yours. Mantra or safety? 953 01:14:09,840 --> 01:14:14,240 Choose what you want, but please, please, please make an informed decision. 954 01:14:14,320 --> 01:14:16,040 And please be safe. 955 01:14:24,040 --> 01:14:25,040 And yeah... 956 01:14:26,440 --> 01:14:28,840 The last thing I have to say is that if I'm found dead, 957 01:14:28,920 --> 01:14:31,680 then Mantra Unlimited and Aryan K are responsible for it. 958 01:14:41,040 --> 01:14:42,400 Fuck. 959 01:14:50,240 --> 01:14:52,200 Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up. 960 01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:57,080 Fuck. 961 01:15:00,600 --> 01:15:02,120 Beans! Listen! 962 01:15:02,200 --> 01:15:04,640 Joe was in the process of collecting proof against Mantra. 963 01:15:04,720 --> 01:15:06,760 He was making a video that would expose them. 964 01:15:06,840 --> 01:15:08,520 I need your help to file... 965 01:15:08,600 --> 01:15:10,080 ...to file a case against them. 966 01:15:10,160 --> 01:15:13,360 What do you mean by "them"? Mantra Unlimited? 967 01:15:13,440 --> 01:15:14,440 Yeah. 968 01:15:15,760 --> 01:15:17,680 Are you out of your mind, Nella? 969 01:15:18,520 --> 01:15:20,440 Do you have any idea who you're going up against? 970 01:15:20,520 --> 01:15:23,000 What are you saying, Bina? Joe was a friend of yours. 971 01:15:23,840 --> 01:15:25,120 Do you have any proof at all? 972 01:15:25,200 --> 01:15:28,120 Yeah! I have some of their internal documents, some emails... 973 01:15:28,200 --> 01:15:29,680 I have Joe's video! 974 01:15:29,760 --> 01:15:32,800 No, if Mantra killed Joe, do you have any proof of that? 975 01:15:35,840 --> 01:15:37,200 I don't have it yet. 976 01:15:37,280 --> 01:15:39,200 Then you don't have a case. 977 01:15:40,200 --> 01:15:42,920 This case will never make it to court, Nella. 978 01:15:45,520 --> 01:15:47,880 So... ...th-then what should I do? 979 01:15:47,960 --> 01:15:50,216 Should I do nothing, Bina? Is that what you're saying to me? 980 01:15:50,240 --> 01:15:52,360 Yeah. Don't do anything. 981 01:15:52,440 --> 01:15:54,040 Mantra is a very big company. 982 01:15:54,120 --> 01:15:56,360 They have thousands of lawyers on their payroll, 983 01:15:56,440 --> 01:15:59,480 and they'll spend any amount of money defending this case. 984 01:15:59,560 --> 01:16:01,720 You don't stand a chance against them. 985 01:16:02,960 --> 01:16:05,000 So please, don't do anything. 986 01:16:07,480 --> 01:16:09,840 - Nella... - Beans, I'll call you back later, okay? 987 01:17:43,880 --> 01:17:45,760 {\an8}My name is Joe Mascarenhas, 988 01:17:46,360 --> 01:17:48,400 {\an8}and please watch this video till the end. 989 01:17:49,000 --> 01:17:50,680 {\an8}Someone's after my life. 990 01:17:51,800 --> 01:17:54,520 {\an8}Nella Awasthi, my ex-girlfriend 991 01:17:54,600 --> 01:17:56,800 {\an8}with whom I ran the Community channel NJoy. 992 01:17:57,680 --> 01:17:59,240 {\an8}She's going to try and kill me. 993 01:17:59,320 --> 01:18:00,360 Nella wanted to be 994 01:18:00,440 --> 01:18:02,840 the most popular influencer in the country, 995 01:18:02,920 --> 01:18:05,680 and that's why she planned our breakup very carefully. 996 01:18:05,760 --> 01:18:06,600 Just for likes. 997 01:18:06,680 --> 01:18:09,840 But when her plan backfired and she became a meme, 998 01:18:09,920 --> 01:18:12,640 Nella started taking out all her anger on me. 999 01:18:12,720 --> 01:18:14,960 She started making videos targeting me. 1000 01:18:15,040 --> 01:18:17,320 She erased me from her entire digital life. 1001 01:18:17,400 --> 01:18:19,720 And now, she wants me erased for real. 1002 01:18:20,840 --> 01:18:21,960 You are Nella's fans. 1003 01:18:22,040 --> 01:18:26,080 You have to understand that Nella's mental health is seriously unstable. 1004 01:18:26,160 --> 01:18:28,920 I'm only making this video because I'm scared. 1005 01:18:29,000 --> 01:18:30,720 If something happens to me, 1006 01:18:30,800 --> 01:18:33,200 then this video will be posted directly from Nella's account. 1007 01:18:33,800 --> 01:18:35,800 The last thing I have to say is 1008 01:18:35,880 --> 01:18:37,800 that if I'm found dead, 1009 01:18:37,880 --> 01:18:39,960 then Nella Awasthi alone 1010 01:18:40,040 --> 01:18:41,560 is responsible for my death. 1011 01:18:42,240 --> 01:18:45,480 {\an8}Famed internet celebrity Nella has been taken into custody by the police 1012 01:18:45,560 --> 01:18:48,320 {\an8}for the death of her ex-lover, Joe Mascarenhas. 1013 01:18:49,720 --> 01:18:51,960 {\an8}- Nella! Ma'am! - Nella! Ma'am! 1014 01:18:54,680 --> 01:18:58,240 - Nella! Ma'am! Ma'am! - One comment, please! 1015 01:18:58,320 --> 01:18:59,320 Move back! 1016 01:18:59,400 --> 01:19:02,200 {\an8}- Move back! Move back! Move back! - Everybody, move back. 1017 01:19:02,280 --> 01:19:04,840 {\an8}Nella, ma'am, one question, please! 1018 01:19:04,920 --> 01:19:08,320 {\an8}Look, every single suspect in the case is going to be interrogated. 1019 01:19:08,400 --> 01:19:10,040 {\an8}Nella Awasthi is also a suspect. 1020 01:19:10,120 --> 01:19:12,000 {\an8}Now, you know what a suspect is, right? 1021 01:19:12,080 --> 01:19:13,240 Okay? Thanks. 1022 01:19:13,320 --> 01:19:15,120 Sir! Sir! 1023 01:19:18,320 --> 01:19:20,520 {\an8}Nella Awasthi insists that she is innocent 1024 01:19:20,600 --> 01:19:24,320 {\an8}and that Joe Mascarenhas' death was planned by Mantra Unlimited. 1025 01:19:24,400 --> 01:19:27,160 {\an8}Mantra's team has strongly refuted these allegations, 1026 01:19:27,240 --> 01:19:30,360 {\an8}and have promised to fight these charges in court with a vigorous defense. 1027 01:19:34,720 --> 01:19:36,080 {\an8}In exclusive news today, 1028 01:19:36,160 --> 01:19:38,720 {\an8}there is newfound evidence in the Joe and Nella case. 1029 01:19:38,800 --> 01:19:40,960 {\an8}In this leaked chat, Joe asks Nella to meet him 1030 01:19:41,040 --> 01:19:42,320 {\an8}at what he calls "our spot," 1031 01:19:42,400 --> 01:19:43,840 {\an8}to which she replies, 1032 01:19:43,920 --> 01:19:45,080 {\an8}"I'll be there." 1033 01:19:45,160 --> 01:19:47,680 {\an8}This was Joe's last message before he went missing. 1034 01:19:47,760 --> 01:19:50,160 {\an8}So, this is where Joe Mascarenhas was sitting 1035 01:19:50,240 --> 01:19:52,400 {\an8}when he sent a message to his girlfriend saying, 1036 01:19:52,480 --> 01:19:54,600 {\an8}"Please. Please come and meet me at the ferry." 1037 01:19:54,680 --> 01:19:56,000 {\an8}And what did Nella Awasthi do? 1038 01:19:56,080 --> 01:19:59,120 {\an8}Nella Awasthi picked up a large stone and smashed his head with it. 1039 01:19:59,200 --> 01:20:00,200 {\an8}She murdered him. 1040 01:20:00,280 --> 01:20:02,760 {\an8}Don't be fooled by that innocent face she puts on 1041 01:20:02,840 --> 01:20:05,160 {\an8}because when Nella gets angry, she can do anything. 1042 01:20:05,240 --> 01:20:08,440 {\an8}When her boyfriend didn't come back to her groveling on his knees, 1043 01:20:08,520 --> 01:20:12,320 {\an8}then Nella became the dark cloud hanging over Joe's life. 1044 01:20:12,400 --> 01:20:13,760 {\an8}She murdered poor Joe. 1045 01:20:13,840 --> 01:20:15,336 {\an8}- I think she did it though. - You think so? 1046 01:20:15,360 --> 01:20:18,560 {\an8}I feel like it's more fun if she did it. I'm sorry if that makes me a bad person. 1047 01:20:18,600 --> 01:20:20,880 {\an8}No one is going to win an Oscar or Filmfare 1048 01:20:20,960 --> 01:20:22,416 {\an8}for playing an innocent person, guys. 1049 01:20:22,440 --> 01:20:24,520 {\an8}How many years do you think she's gonna get for this? 1050 01:20:24,560 --> 01:20:25,480 {\an8}Oh, a million followers. 1051 01:20:25,560 --> 01:20:28,680 {\an8}Oh, sorry, years, sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry. 1052 01:20:30,080 --> 01:20:31,080 Thank you 1053 01:20:31,640 --> 01:20:34,240 for joining this live stream at such short notice. 1054 01:20:35,200 --> 01:20:37,600 You know I try and avoid the camera as much as I can. 1055 01:20:39,640 --> 01:20:42,680 But, ah... the situation is such that I had to do it. 1056 01:20:47,080 --> 01:20:48,960 Our legal team is still trying to make sense 1057 01:20:49,040 --> 01:20:50,880 of Nella Awasthi's allegations. 1058 01:20:52,800 --> 01:20:54,160 I've had a sleepless night, 1059 01:20:54,240 --> 01:20:55,920 not because of these allegations, 1060 01:20:57,000 --> 01:20:59,680 but because Nella Awasthi's mental health is a concern. 1061 01:21:01,480 --> 01:21:03,040 She's a part of our family. 1062 01:21:03,640 --> 01:21:05,840 And when she was grieving and she was sad, 1063 01:21:06,480 --> 01:21:09,120 we as a family failed to do our part. 1064 01:21:10,680 --> 01:21:12,120 We weren't there for her. 1065 01:21:12,800 --> 01:21:15,040 And that's why we are starting a new service. 1066 01:21:15,960 --> 01:21:17,760 CTRL Health. 1067 01:21:18,320 --> 01:21:19,400 So that your health 1068 01:21:19,480 --> 01:21:21,000 and your mental health 1069 01:21:21,080 --> 01:21:23,000 will be closely monitored. 1070 01:21:23,080 --> 01:21:24,760 And it'll keep guiding you 1071 01:21:24,840 --> 01:21:26,560 with regard to your next steps. 1072 01:21:31,560 --> 01:21:33,400 Mantra is deeply saddened 1073 01:21:34,760 --> 01:21:37,280 that this country has lost a young man like Joe. 1074 01:21:38,080 --> 01:21:40,200 Yes, he was a social media influencer. 1075 01:21:41,200 --> 01:21:43,960 But he was also into digital technology like I am. 1076 01:21:46,320 --> 01:21:51,080 And that is why this is feeling very close to home for me. 1077 01:21:51,160 --> 01:21:53,120 It's very personal... 1078 01:22:10,240 --> 01:22:11,240 Sit here. 1079 01:22:15,920 --> 01:22:17,240 Next, please. 1080 01:22:17,840 --> 01:22:18,840 Move. 1081 01:22:26,040 --> 01:22:27,080 How are you? 1082 01:22:33,600 --> 01:22:36,960 Uh... this is Manish Hirani. He's a lawyer. 1083 01:22:38,360 --> 01:22:40,400 Mantra Unlimited's legal counsel. 1084 01:22:41,600 --> 01:22:45,480 Mantra wants you to drop all the cases that you've filed against them, 1085 01:22:47,000 --> 01:22:49,800 after which, they'll drop all legal proceedings as well. 1086 01:22:51,560 --> 01:22:52,960 And... 1087 01:22:56,520 --> 01:22:59,360 ...they will clean up your entire digital footprint. 1088 01:23:00,120 --> 01:23:02,280 Everything that happened recently 1089 01:23:03,520 --> 01:23:05,760 won't show up when anyone looks you up online. 1090 01:23:07,360 --> 01:23:08,920 You can have a fresh start. 1091 01:23:12,440 --> 01:23:14,320 And what happens if I say no? 1092 01:23:14,400 --> 01:23:16,160 We'll keep fighting you in court. 1093 01:23:17,920 --> 01:23:21,160 You won't get anywhere near a fast-track court for at least two years. 1094 01:23:23,040 --> 01:23:24,800 Then, eventually, they'll let you out 1095 01:23:24,880 --> 01:23:26,920 because the evidence is circumstantial. 1096 01:23:28,800 --> 01:23:31,000 But let me make a suggestion as a well-wisher. 1097 01:23:35,160 --> 01:23:37,960 You'll be wasting a lot of money fighting us in court. 1098 01:23:38,560 --> 01:23:41,240 All that money that you've earned in the last three months, 1099 01:23:41,320 --> 01:23:42,760 which is a substantial amount, 1100 01:23:43,280 --> 01:23:44,760 all thanks to us... 1101 01:23:46,800 --> 01:23:47,800 You'll lose it all. 1102 01:23:47,880 --> 01:23:49,040 We'll make sure of it. 1103 01:23:51,080 --> 01:23:53,000 It'll end up being a scandal in the news cycle. 1104 01:23:53,720 --> 01:23:56,920 You and your family will have to live with this shame for the rest of your lives. 1105 01:23:58,080 --> 01:23:59,840 So do consider all of this. 1106 01:23:59,920 --> 01:24:02,200 And after that, if you still want to go ahead with it, 1107 01:24:02,280 --> 01:24:03,600 be my guest. 1108 01:24:06,200 --> 01:24:07,360 But let me remind you, 1109 01:24:08,200 --> 01:24:09,400 CTRL is a Mantra app. 1110 01:24:10,240 --> 01:24:12,720 Any brand that ever paid you anything was a Mantra brand. 1111 01:24:14,320 --> 01:24:17,840 And the terms of our contract, which I'm sure you didn't even bother to read... 1112 01:24:17,920 --> 01:24:20,680 Your lawyer sitting right here, she'll explain it to you. 1113 01:24:20,760 --> 01:24:23,560 Section E Subsection 2c clearly and in no uncertain terms 1114 01:24:23,640 --> 01:24:27,240 forbids you from suing us in any capacity and under any circumstances. 1115 01:24:30,760 --> 01:24:32,240 We own you, Nella. 1116 01:24:34,240 --> 01:24:36,720 But if you still insist on throwing more temper tantrums... 1117 01:24:36,800 --> 01:24:38,000 if you're that stupid, 1118 01:24:38,680 --> 01:24:39,600 then make no mistake. 1119 01:24:39,680 --> 01:24:41,440 We are prepared to counter-sue for defamation 1120 01:24:41,480 --> 01:24:43,160 to the tune of 500 crores, 1121 01:24:43,240 --> 01:24:45,560 or the maximum prison sentence permissible by law. 1122 01:24:48,160 --> 01:24:49,240 The choice is yours. 1123 01:25:36,800 --> 01:25:37,920 Nalini! 1124 01:25:42,480 --> 01:25:43,920 To make a veg quiche, 1125 01:25:44,000 --> 01:25:48,320 you need chickpea flour, butter, cheese, corn flour, 1126 01:25:48,920 --> 01:25:49,920 your favorite veggies, 1127 01:25:50,000 --> 01:25:52,360 such as tomatoes, carrots, 1128 01:25:52,440 --> 01:25:54,360 baby corn, green peppers... 1129 01:25:56,040 --> 01:25:57,640 onions, French... 1130 01:25:59,080 --> 01:26:00,080 Hello there. 1131 01:26:01,120 --> 01:26:02,360 How was your day? 1132 01:26:02,440 --> 01:26:03,600 Same. 1133 01:26:04,560 --> 01:26:05,920 How was school? 1134 01:26:06,840 --> 01:26:07,840 Same. 1135 01:26:08,920 --> 01:26:10,120 Nice. 1136 01:26:11,800 --> 01:26:13,200 By the way, beta, 1137 01:26:13,280 --> 01:26:15,680 we're having a Diwali party here on Tuesday. 1138 01:26:17,840 --> 01:26:18,880 You want to eat something? 1139 01:26:20,240 --> 01:26:21,920 I'll make some cold coffee? 1140 01:27:28,240 --> 01:27:31,040 If I don't get a joker now this time, I'll pack. 1141 01:27:37,080 --> 01:27:40,040 - Are you cheating? - What the hell? 1142 01:27:40,120 --> 01:27:43,760 Come on, Bhai sahib. Who cheats a hundred rupees? 1143 01:27:43,840 --> 01:27:46,920 You can always cheat when you're playing solitaire all by yourself. 1144 01:27:51,800 --> 01:27:53,440 Come on, cut the deck. 1145 01:28:00,840 --> 01:28:03,880 Okay, just collect the cards and give them to me. Once more, once more. 1146 01:31:01,640 --> 01:31:03,520 Hi, I'm Joe. 1147 01:31:05,600 --> 01:31:07,480 Very pleased to meet you, Nella. 1148 01:31:11,160 --> 01:31:13,520 Am I pronouncing your name correctly? 1149 01:31:18,720 --> 01:31:21,160 I hope I'm not making you uncomfortable. 1150 01:31:24,080 --> 01:31:26,800 I'm going to try my very best to help you. 1151 01:31:30,600 --> 01:31:32,720 D'you know all the things I can do for you? 1152 01:31:45,200 --> 01:31:47,560 Take control of my life and happiness? 1153 01:31:53,640 --> 01:31:55,040 That's right. 1154 01:31:56,560 --> 01:31:58,600 So, where should we begin? 1155 01:32:11,720 --> 01:32:13,920 Forget it. It's a long story. 1156 01:32:16,920 --> 01:32:18,640 I have all the time in the world, Nella. 1157 01:32:19,640 --> 01:32:20,720 Don't worry. 1158 01:32:21,680 --> 01:32:23,000 I'm here for you. 1159 01:32:24,760 --> 01:32:26,920 Joe will always be with Nella. 1160 01:32:45,600 --> 01:32:47,040 I live in New Delhi. 1161 01:32:47,880 --> 01:32:50,880 I, um... live with my parents. 92445