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Cal I me if you need anything.

Perfect. Thanks, Roberto.

A I ittle welcome gift.

You drive me com pletely crazy.

- H I , darling . - H I

- Everythi ng OK at home? - Busy,

but I've nearly fi nished the communion menu.

For the starter,

I'm torn between stuffed courgette flowers and pepper mousse.

It may be too Iight with salmon tartare as the mai n.

Yes, it's a del icate balance.

Just take your time, darling.

Everythi ng would be so sim ple if the kids weren't there.

And if you didn't have such a nice ass.

Where is that I ittle

peachy ass of m I ne?

Little j uicy peachy ass.

It's I I ke a little alien coming from another planet.

Richard!

What the fuck?

What are you doi ng here?

N ice to see you , too.

We bust our asses to get here a day early.

What a drag.

The chopper's being serviced.

Two hours getti ng shaken to bits.

Oh , euh.. .Jennifer.

Just a friend.

She.. .She came for...

two days before...

Anyway, Stan , Dimitri , my associates.

- H I . - H i.

Hey.

I 'I I leave you guys to it.

I'm gonna go take a shower.

El izabeth and the kids OK?

She's Ieavi ng tomorrow.

You weren't meant to meet.

See you I n the pool!

As soon as I can , I 'I I fly far away.

Oh , tell me where.

I 'I I book my plane ticket right now.

To L.A.

Everythi ng is possible there.

Everything goes faster.

And you can be noticed I n no time.

Stan!

Your phone! Héléne!

Forget it, I'm divorcing her!

And be noticed as what?

I don't know.

Just to be noticed.

You'd have to be blind not to notice you.

What the hell is that?

Oh , fuck. Leave it.

What is it?

Peyote.

A local and highly powerful hal I uci nogetic.

This shit.. .could flatten a football team.

OK, so it's for me!

Hell yeah , me too!

Hey!

This plus weapons guarantee an accident, you fucking morons.

A few years ago, a Pol ish guy got so high on this shit,

he sawed his own leg off without feel I ng a dam n thi ng.

He died without a drop of blood I n his body.

Here you go, beautiful . Could you go and hide this somewhere safe?

Give it here!

Oh , oh. Here comes trouble.

Oh , yeah!

No. No, no, no, no, no, no. No.

Go Stan!

Look!

It's my turn.

No, no! Come on!

- Game over. - Come on!

- Good night. - We were j ust starting to have fun!

See you tomorrow.

Hey, there she is!

Oopsie. Hang on a sec.

There we go.

Oh ! Richard went to give our passports to the game keeper.

It wi I I take him al I morni ng.

And Dim itri's... nursi ng a hangover.

Which wi I I also take all morning.

So...

It's just the two of us.

I'm gonna start packing.

If I want to be ready on time.

Oh , sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.

No, it's OK. You just surprised me. That's al I.

Hey, this is a nice bedroom.

Yes, it is.

You know... It real ly is a shame

we didn't have more time to.. . get to know each other better.

Cal I me when you can.

We could do...

a thi ng or two,

together.

I don't know if I'll have time, with work and everythi ng.

Oh , work?

So now, you're a fucking politician?

What is it you don't I I ke about me?

No, nothi ng , I ...

I j ust want to know. So...

Tell me.

What is it you don't I I ke about me?

You're.. .You're not my type, that's all.

Why am I not your type?

You're...

You're too smal I.

I like tal ler guys, that's al I.

There we go!

But I haven't changed height since yesterday, have I ?

I asked you a sim ple question.

Even for your tiny little oyster brai n ,

it shouldn't be too difficult to understand.

So I 'I I ask you again.

Did my height

change

si nce yesterday?

No.

And yet, you seemed to like me yesterday.

No, but I ...

Yeah , yeah ! When we were danci ng together last night,

everything was very clear.

You came on to me I I ke a pussy I n heat,

rubbing yourself agai nst me,

turni ng me on.

And now, suddenly,

I'm not your type?

Li ke that? Boom!

During the night,

I became too smal I for you?

Yesterday, you were dyi ng for it.

And now, too, apparently...

Stop. Richard will be back any time soon.

"Richard".

Can't you see we're busy?

If you want some, come I n , otherwise get lost.

It's al I here.

Listen ,

there's been a slight problem with Jen.

Cal I the hel icopter.

Call the helicopter. I wanna go home.

Hey, calm down , calm down.

I'll take care of everything , OK?

Don't worry.

- Are you nuts? - I'm sorry.

Sorry? Are you nuts or what?

- Calm down . - I left you for 2 hours!

- I know. - You know?

Where are your brains?

How long did I sleep for?

Has the helicopter arrived yet?

Everything's OK.

I fixed everything.

I made a few phone calls to find you a job.

I n Canada.

It's practical ly Los Angeles!

That's the amount I transferred to an account for you.

You can use it as you please.

Jen , this is the possi bility to change your I ife.

To fulfil your dreams.

I want to go home right now.

Call that fucki ng hel icopter!

Baby, baby, baby. Don't act I I ke a child.

You know that's not possible.

If you love me, thi nk about me.

OK, they fucked up big time.

But you're so dam n beautiful too, it's hard to resist you.

Come on ! Jen , they'I I come and apologize

and we'll forget about the whole thi ng.

You call that goddamn hel icopter or I'll call your wife

and tell her everythi ng.

Who the fuck do you think you are,

you little whore?

Dare threaten me or fuck thi ngs up in my I ife?

Don't you ever tal k about my wife.

Don't you ever say her name!

Hey, stop, stop, stop!

Jen , look at me.

I'm sorry about the slap.

I didn't mean to hurt you. It's j ust stress.

I lashed out without thi nki ng.

G ive me your phone.

Give me your fucki ng phone!

I'm cal I I ng the chopper, I don't want to hear another word about it.

This is a fucki ng mess.

Hey, Roberto. It's Richard. How are you?

I'm very good , thank you. Listen.

We planned a pick up at 2 : 30 PM.

Yeah , and I would like to make it earlier.

Yeah , as soon as possible.

Perfect.

OK, thanks.

He'I I be there I n 30 m I nutes.

OK?

Why did you do that?

Fuck!

She could have put al I of us in jaiI

for 15 years.

Now do as I tell you.

We go hunti ng as planned.

We clean up this fuck-up on the way.

Then we bri ng home our trophies like every year.

We do nothi ng to arouse suspicion.

And everythi ng will be fine.

U nderstood?

U nderstood?

H I , darl I ng , are you busy?

No, I just wanted to hear your voice.

Yes, fi ne. How about you?

Did you make a decision?

The courgette flowers.

I knew it. They'll be perfect.

I'm proud of you and your organisational ski I ls.

I can't wait to see you al I. I miss you.

I love you.

I was looking for you.

Look,

I wanted to say I'm really sorry about Jen.

About who?

Jen.

Never heard of her.

Shit! Someone m ust have taken her.

If she didn't die straightaway, she's dying elsewhere.

Maybe it's not too late.

We can take her to hospital , say it was an accident.

We'I I get lawyers. They'I I think of something.

They always do.

We cal I no-one. We say nothing.

What's your problem? She's alone, her guts hanging out.

There are 3 of us and we're armed.

What are you afraid of?

You seemed to have bal ls with her.

So pick them up

and we'I I go and find her.

She was right here.

It won't take long to fi nd her.

I 'I I go that way.

OK, I'll go back up.

I'll stay here

in case she comes back.

What?

Two goi ng the same way is stupid!

Good thing we got the heated seats for Stan's ass.

OK, we can swap.

Stay here if you want.

Take it easy! Take it easy.

Take, take it easy. Take...

Take it, take it easy.

Did you real ly thi nk I was that fucki ng stupid?

A fucking idiot

who would let his rifle loaded , Iyi ng around

for you to touch?

I've got her.

I'll take care of her and meet you at the Jeep.

My preferred hunting technique...

...is to let the prey come to me,

Ietti ng it think it's attacki ng me.

When in fact it's me who's waiting for it.

What were you doi ng? You've been hours.

I had a little fun on the way.

Dim I must've done the same.

Dim I for Richard.

Dimi ...

Dimi for Richard. Dimi ...

Dim I for Richard.

Dim I for Richard. Dim I ..

It was supposed to go well.

"It won't take long to fi nd her."

"You seemed to have bal ls."

Turn off the air con . It's unenvi ronmental. I can't stand it.

Turn off

the air con.

Then come and help me.

If only you hadn't pushed her off that fucking cl iff.

We told him not to go hunting alone.

The desert is subl ime,

but merciless with the careless.

Shit, you've broken my nose!

My fucking nose!

Shit!

I can't believe it!

Hey, beautiful.

Pretty ass.

What is it you don't like

about me?

Now she's on foot agai n , it'll make it easier.

Get the map out.

We'I I search the mountains.

Check every nook and cranny, every piece of animal shit.

I'll take the east face, you the west.

We'll meet here.

It'll take 3 hours.

Four at the most.

I'm not sure spl itti ng up is a good idea.

We m ight get lost.

We'll get weaker.

When you're lost in a forest,

they always tell you not to split up.

They tell you to stay together.

And are we lost I n a forest?

Are we lost..

...I n a fucking forest?

- No. - I didn't hear.

No.

Check I n halfway

and when we get back here.

Stan for Richard. Stan ...

Stan for Richard , nothi ng to report.

Stan for Richard. Stan ...

Stan for Richard. Stan ...

Stan for Richard.

Stan for Rich ...

Fuck!

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

Hello, Roberto. It's Richard.

How are you?

Everything's fi ne, thanks.

I'm calling because we've had a change of plan.

No, it's j ust something came up.

At work.

The others had to go back early.

I dropped them at the airport this morning.

Yeah , I'm the wi nner by default.

I'm just closi ng up the house. Can you pick me up?

As soon as possible.

Half an hour? Perfect.

See you then.

Listen , let's...

Fuck!

Who the fuck do you thi nk you are?

You thi nk you're smart because you could fuck those two assholes over?

Those two fucki ng losers?

And you thought you could wi n?

Agai nst me?

The only moment when that was possi ble

was when I offered you to leave without putti ng up a fight.

But you had to put up a fight.

Women always have to put up

a fucki ng idiot fight!