All language subtitles for Crazy Guy with Super Kung Fu

Who is it?

It's me.

Oh, so you're the famous outlaw, did

I?What do you want?I want to have that

Jade horse you're carrying. What if...

I should refuse?

I didn't think you were going to agree.

That's why I came personally.

All right.

yeah

Yeah.

I hope you come back later.

Aren't you a good lad?Here you are.

I want some more.

Ohh

Madam, we're always buying too much. It's

a waste. Get your mouth shut.

If you please. I want some more.

Uh, Jim, better take this and sell.

Go on. Bye. Excuse

me.

ohh Madam. Madam.

Money.

Excuse me. Excuse me. Follow me. Come on.

Hey, mister, let me have some bean care,

will you?Hey, what are you spending

on for?Get on with your work right now.

Oh, I chill. I want two

pieces of beankers. Every fried beankers.

Oh, sure.

Here you are. Take it.

Ohh Thank you, thank you.

Oh, here, give it to me! I'll pack it for

you! Hold it!

What's going on?Who's playing who around

here, hmm

Hold it!

ohh

What the hell is this about?Tell me. Out

with it. Madam, you've got it wrong. It's

her, Maddy. You

bastardHow dare you try to fool me.

I saw it myself. Who gave her money?How

dare you try that on?And don't make

excuse. I've heard

enough. Talk. You silly woman. Is that

your money or is it his?Talk.

Go on. Tell her the truth.

It's... Oh! He gave it to me.

Madam, I... I don't want to hear. You

should be ashamed of yourself. Who's

shameless?You should be ashamed. I

gave you a place to live. And you end up

giving all my money away. Cost of

this bitchYou get out. Pull it.

Give me my bank card.

If that comes off your pay this month,

that should stop you.

You really did it that time. Ohh Hey,

look at that. Excuse me. What is it?Oh,

whoa. Bandits. Oh,

they're dead eyes, man. They've gone too

far, isn't they?You're right. Yeah. Hmm

Look, we can bring these four men. 500

bucks for a while. 500, that's it. No!

Yeah. Well, it's done. Well,

I'll hang the following. Hey! What

are you doing?Look at you, you're filthy.

Ohh Don't you know you could be severely

punished insulting a lady, huhI don't

want to know. Keep your excuses. You're a

liar. Hey, gentlemen, I'll let you be the

judge. I'm a lady. How dare this person

try to touch me in public?

I didn't see anything to do with me. No

excuse. I'm mourning you.

I will follow you. HuhNo. Why

don't you follow me?Ah

Don't start playing the wise guy. I must

follow you around now. I'll do what

you tell me to do. For

example, if you're hungry, I can cook

'em new for you. You can cook a

duty that I can keep them for you.

If you still want me...

In future, I can bear a baby for you. A

punchy little baby... just like

Oh, just like this girl

here! Oh, there's been some mistake. If

you don't believe me, I don't understand.

I'm not that kind of guy. Oh, are they

right?EhEhOh?Hey! What

mistake?I assume you're old

gentlemen. I want you to be a judge. This

man's lady just took advantage of the

young lady. Yes, he did. Now he's a

mistake. Uh, hey! Hey

You wait for me! Wait for me!

ohh

Hey, get to work. When it's finished, we

can rest.

Hey,

Ching. George, so many of the

girls buy bean curd from you. Of

course, I know I'm plain ugly, but if

you're handsome, it sure does

help. The girls just come flocking around

you.

Huh

Hey, you needn't do work. Don't start

throwing things. If it goes on the floor,

we'll both get the boot.

Hey, all right. You asked for it. Next

time you want to go, do it in private.

All

right. Mr. Baker,

try it. It's good, huh

It's good.

No?Oh,

so you're

kind of sad.

Huh

Yeah.

Watch out. Don't spot it.

Yeah.

Hey, if you're spotted, we'll both be out

of a job. I don't care. I can kick you

around. Ohh Yeah. Yeah

Tell me you drew a fighty again. I mean,

get out of here. Hey. Hey,

sir. Stay out of it. He's gonna come.

Hey, Ching, what do you think you're

doing?What's that?You're just in time.

Would you like some bean curd, too?Oh,

Ching, you.

What now?You like some mobbing, Clay?

That stupid

game.

And this lot is a finger. What

are you doing now?

What the hell do you think you're doing?

What you're working?It's on all buildings

so far. What are you trying to do to me?

Ruin my business?

Oh, my being good. Oh, my being good. Oh,

my God. My being good. Christ.

You can get it. Don't get out of here.

Get away. Never come back. Why are you

trying to kill me?Go

away. Hey, go. Right?Right

It's done now. There isn't any point in

blaming each other. We should-- We should

what?What the hell do we eat tomorrow?

Hey, I know. HuhOh. Oh.

Come along, ladies and gentlemen. Come

along. We're telling the truth.

It's the truth.

Everyone around here knows us. Our

medicine's the best there is.

Come now, gentlemen. Dog skin, plaster.

Chicken skin, dog skin. You bastard Are

you trying to play tough?If you want to

give me a hard time, that's all right.

Ohh God damn it. black eyes men

interfering again. They won't let us do

any business. Right. Why don't we take

Jedi to the police, collect the reward,

and have a big feast?Right. Good idea.

Are you gonna pay him now?

Stop it. We know you're an outlaw, but

you should show more respect. You bastard

How dare you say that to me?Well, I'll

not only say it. I'm taking you in.

ohh

Let's get up. What are we going

to do?What will we do?We can meet him, so

let's go.

Mr. Except for the girls who've got the

clock, all the girls are here now.

Mister, there are so many. You've got

to choose one of them. Let them all stay

here. You must be

joking.

I am Pai Shu Shang, and I never joke.

Pai Shu Shang.

Oh, listen here. You've got no

cause to make trouble for

me. I have come here for a

purpose, to get $100 from

you each month. Ha! Our brothel has been

in business for 150 years, and all that

time nobody's made trouble here.

Too bad, but it's got to start sometime.

Ha! Yes?Go down and feed

back all my special kung fu weapons the

rest of you out!I'm going

to teach you a lesson you'll never

forget. You teach me.

I'm

going to show you how excellent I am at

Ladies Kung Fu. Hmm

This is the fighting princess technique.

I'd love to.

You You can't help me. Fighting

princess. I think you better go back

to your room now.

Umm

A lovely courtesan.

umm oh

Oh, oh! You hurt

me! Oh! Why didn't you go to the room?

Ohh

You got something else to show?

What do you call that?] It's ... I

better finish you.

Fairy flowers all around you

Covering you up There's a flap your shirt

There's one round your neck Another one

round your neck There's one in your hair

And another one in your hair There's one

up there, another in your hair Oh, don't

you look smart There's flowers everywhere

ohh

Knock your head off.

Oh, you're mad.

I'm crying. The cry

lady. Cry my eyes

out.

Are you going to stop this nonsense?No!

You can

really have asteroid now.

ohh Are

you going to pay for protection?Yes.

Okay.

Come in. Come on, mister. Come

on, come in.

This way. Please, sit down,

sit down. What do you want to have?

Have some tea. We have everything here.

What do you want?Ohh

Anything. Anything?

Well, we've got live fish, and steamed

fish, and dried fish, and salted fish,

steamed fish, and sweet fish, and sour

fish, all gallops. It's really up to you.

Hey! Huh You're a beggar, aren't you?How

dare you come into my restaurant!

Ohh No money. No

money, no service. Get

out!All right.

One of you told me to come. Another says

go. I'm not going to let you guys shove

me around.

Oh, please, gentlemen, no violence.

Let's talk it over.

We can talk all you want to. Huh

Listen, friends! Look at all these dishes

of fish! But these fish are filthy!

They've been in the kitchen three weeks

and the place is crawling and cockroaches

and rats in the cupboards! Ohh You'll be

dead! You've been warned! You better pay

attention to me! Listen to me!

This place ain't safe to eat in.

Look at this old chicken. You can see

it's a grandfather. But it really has

gone off. Must've got pneumonia.

Taken a few days to die. It only died

yesterday, but it didn't cost a thing.

So he cooked it up for you. Don't blame

me if you get sick. Don't say that I

didn't warn you now. Don't say that I

didn't warn you. What?Oh, we're going to

eat this. Come on. Yeah, let's get out of

here. Please, gentlemen, you can't just

walk out of here without paying your bill

first. You can't do that. I'm sorry.

You. Mr. Lou.

Look, what'll I do?

How's Jack's handsome?

That's right, 25 bucks worth. If

I can't get a giant, maybe I can handle

him. Right, come on. Right.

Well, let's go. Leia, you're coming with

us. Oh, what a

handsome boy. All right, I'll come.

Will you carry me?Huh

Come on. And I... I

need to be so rough, but I don't mind.

Shut up and come with me. Ohh Here.

HereOh.

Hello, bitchHey.

Here.

Oh.

Oh. No. No.

What are you going to do to me?

Ohh

God damn it. Hey, hey, hey, heyThis one's

a hard nut too. He's worth money. We've

got to survive. But get up on the money.

Let's go. The police will never

catch me. You guys. My dears, don't go

yet,

huhHe's not following us.

What are you doing?He's one of them.

He's a guy. Huh

Now let's get after it. Hold it. We

don't stand a chance unless we use a

trick. Right.

We got to use a trick, not violence.

After it. Right. Good, let's go.

Ah

So this is the place where they're all

hiding. That means 500 bucks from the

law. Let's go and get it. HuhNot

so fast. If we go down along, we might

all wind up being killed. I remember

one of the local detectives telling me a

story about Dead Eye's background.

Master. The police are looking all over.

Posters up everywhere, offering a big

reward. We'd better be careful. God

damn it. Who'd be crazy enough to take us

on?

I don't believe anybody has got their

guts. They wouldn't dare come. Right,

right, rightMaster, this is your help.

Your help. Master, someone to

see you. Oh, is it?It was a

long story. I didn't follow it. It seems

like they're relatives of yours. Another

man. Say. Oh,

Master, nobody knows. This is your high

out. Hmm

Maybe it's my mother's brother's cousin's

uncle by her first marriage. He lives

near here.

Ohh

Did you guys just hear what I said?

Here.

Drink. Drink to master's health.

Cheers. Master. They're

here.

What's that?There he is. Akul.

Akul. Oh, you know I was called

that. Who are you?You have a

bad memory. I am your uncle.

She is your Rand.

Uncle Oliver. And?Yeah, yeah,

yeahUncle Oliver! Sit down. Sit down.

Right, have a seat. Two more meals.

How strange. How come I can't remember?

You You must remember. You used to run

around with my son. It's

Xiaopao. Right. Xiaopao.

Xiaopao. Oh,

right. It's been such a long

time now. Haven't you grown up?

So important.

Maybe for the wrong reasons. But...

But.. You're well known.

For the wrong reason. Ohh

Your aunt is going to have been seen now.

What she means to say is you're so

famous. We know why you're

so famous, because they got pictures of

you all over town. That's enough now.

Come on, let's have a drink. Everybody

drink up. Come on. Here you are.

Hey, want some more drinks?

Here, have some more.

No, let him have some.

Come on. No. That's all right. That's all

right. Come along, Aku.

Don't you remember?You and my son,

when you were children, you always played

together. If I remember right, you were

my boy's best friend. Just like brothers,

you spent the whole time pretending to

fight with daggers and swords. From time

to time, you even got hurt. Those were

the good times. You were a sweet child.

Hey, Auntie. Here's your help. Here,

drink coffee. Here you

are. Here, have a drink.

Go ahead.

What's wrong?Ohh

Actually, your uncle never

touches a drop. You know what

he's like when he gets drunk.

God damn it. Well, why don't we all

eat up?What do I do?Drink

water.

Come on.

Come on! Come on

Bring them back here. I want them dead or

alive. Huh

It's so good. Uh, I couldn't have

vanished. Hold it.

You guys. You didn't get a chance to see

three men. Uh, yes, it did. You never had

in that way. Oh, quick.

What the-- Oh, Sharon, quick hurry.

Hey, hey, hold it. That's our sedan

chair! They got away with it! Hey!

Come back! Come back! All the

law! Come on! Hurry up! Let's go!

Hurry up!

Not so fast. You won't get away this

time. Son of

a bitch You scared the little tail lights

out of us. We don't think you'll fool

me for a minute, because you didn't.

I was just faking. Ah

If the boss didn't want to kill you, I'd

like to take you along with me. Umm

Maybe I could. But

I run right out of luck.

Otherwise... I'd like to go with you.

Oh! What are

you beating me for?Son of a bitch Oh,

brother! Oh!

I understand.

You fancy me, that's right. You like

beating me. Isn't that right?

You like it, don't you,

ehOh!What the hell's got into you?I-- I

can't control myself. Oi! Pass it

out! Son of a bitch

The boss gave us orders. Way to get him

dead or alive. Hurry, let's get rid of

him now, huhWait a moment.

I thought your boss ordered you to get us

off, huhCome on out, my friends. Come

on.

You goddamn pegas, do you want to die?

Well, do you?You'll find out

soon enough. I'll be like a taste of my

secret weapon.

Ohh

Come on, come onAre you ready?

Oh, my bad.

Oh, I'm starved.

Ohh Take

the medicine. There you go.

Hey. Aren't you the

waiter at the restaurant?What are you

here for?Oh, that's quite simple.

He couldn't stand his boss any longer, so

he gave his resignation and joined up

with us. Ah, that's not what I meant.

I said, what's he doing in China?Oh. Oh,

I was interested in China. I also wanted

to learn Chinese Kung Fu. Uh, uhExcuseme.

Well, why work as a waiter then?Oh, it

is a pity, but there it is.

And one job I can do. How interesting.

Right now, I could eat a horse. Oh.

Oh, I have an idea. Oh, what is it?What

is it?Hey,

what's your idea?You leave it to me.

Really. You'll have all the food you can

eat. Come on. Oh, I'll leave. Come on.

Wait a this. Have some more bean curd.

Hey, mister, you are bean curd. Hmm

Hey, where are those three guys?Why do

you want them?Because I want to

kill them.

Then you fellows that need a wanted

outlaws. You criminals! All

you do is rape that murder! And rob

us blood! Outlaws! You were hate! Fire

next! UhYou want to get killed?

Don't do it!So what?You

don't scare me. Go ahead. If you're

aiming to get killed, I can fix it for

you. You are here. I'll go tell this.

What?Mother.

Mother. Nobody

objects to what just happened. Hold it.

Oh. What do

you think you are?You can't go around

doing that. Don't you know you can't

murder on the streets?What a

surprise. You must be the brother of Shao

Wei. Chief of the dragon gang. He

shall see. Tommy.

Where's your boss?Where's dead I?

HuhI'm here. I'll get ya.

Right, right and the middle ball.

Hold it. You take him with you. Go back

and tell your boss tomorrow noon, outside

town. I'll be waiting. He's terrible.

He's terrible.

The O.B. careful. Come

on, let's go.

Madam.

Madam. Madam. Madam. What happened?Madam.

Madam. I'm.

I'm dying. You be

good. Be

good, boy. Madam. Madam.

Your killing days are up. That's what you

think. I can beat you. Let's find out.

Yeah. YeahYeahYeah

You're asking

for it?So don't blame me.

It's just a head. Oh.

It's been a while since he settled down

here, from what I found out. He's an

expert at kung fu, and there's all the

traditional styles, but,

but he's gotten very strange in his old

age. Very strange. So he better be

careful if we're to be his students. Ohh

ohh What's the

matter?Hanging upside down

quickly, hurry! Oh no! What's the

matter?Mister, you all right?

I was having a kip and now you've

disturbed me. Mister, I thought

when I saw you hanging there that since

you were so old, you'd need a hand.

That's what you thought, did you?But, uh,

I don't know you from Adam, so why didn't

you let me hang?

Oh, my God, my God. It's

him. It's the old Gung-Fu master.

Who is saying I'm past?No one, no one.

I said you were expecting kung fu, good

master. Ohh

You're a stupid, brainless beggar, and

you've been here visiting before. So what

the hell are you up to, ehOhh

You want to see me bathe?Oh, yes. Not

at home.

Master, when I found you were

living all alone here, well, no one to

help. I bet I'd ask

these three to come along and help out.

Oh! So I should

thank you instead. No, that's all right,

that's all right. Don't stop that

nonsense. Now, what do you want with me?

Think I won't understand, eh

Oh, master, oh, master, wait for

us. You want to be beat, ehNo,

but the fact is, you see, there are some

outlaws in our town killing people and

robbing us.

And that's why these three have come here

to be your students, so they can fight

them.

From the look of you, usually couldn't

even afford a square meal. But you want

to be heroes. If

you ask me, you lot are in trouble.

That's why you've come here. Well, Mr.

Esther, we've done nothing wrong.

Gotta have. If I were to teach you of my

gung-fu, you'd probably

end up outlaws yourselves.

No!We don't believe in breaking the law.

We're not that type. Ohh I

agree to teach you, Kung-Fu. But

you must pay your fee. One hundred bucks

each. Oh.

One hundred bucks?Right. And it

better not have been stolen because then

I won't take it.

Well, Master, leave it to me. don't

worry. I know just what makes this all

culture tick. Even if you stay down on

your knees for three days and nights,

it's not going to help. Come on.

We must think of another way. Umm

Best porcelain over here. Set this

please, sir. Here you are many. Best

jars, best porcelain, good prices, best

braces over here. Let's go home easy now.

You're in the street. You don't do

anything here.

ohh All right, you gotta have sex maniac.

How dare you try that on?Accosting a lady

in broad daylight. That's right, you

big fat bastard

Hey. Hey, heyAre you guys her brothers?Uh

Cousins?UhHey,

I get it now. You must be her uncle. No,

we are your uncle, you fool. Ohh

My uncle?May,

he's dead. Who the hell do you think you

are?She's a beauty. She could have a pick

a panty man. You're right.

Oh, you're both heroes! Oh.

You've shown your brave man because you

protected her. Hey, hey We followed her

the hallway here. We protected her the

whole time. Hey, don't talk such

nonsense. Oh, in that case, you

two rogues have been giving her a hard

time. Try to molest her. Oh, if

that's true, you've got to be punished.

Punished?

Right. It doesn't matter so

long as we're together. And suffering.

Right. You're lucky I don't make you two

suffer. Ohh

I'll go easy on you so you can leave

alive.

But I warn you, if I meet you two again,

I'll kill you.

Hold it! Ohh I've admired

you for a long time. So you go back home

and tell your fatherI'll come right in

two weeks and ask for your hand.

Go on, let's go.

Hey, how are we going to find the money?

Who'd have thought I don't mind who wants

so much money?That's not the worst part.

And he's stupid. He doesn't even care

when his students are picked on by

others. Hey,

look there. Ohh How on earth could

it have happened?I thought a fool was

the wealthiest man in town. Well, just

look what's happening to him now. His

servants seem to be beside themselves.

Something's gone, huhWe'd

better take a look. Yeah, come on. Let's

go. This is no laughing

matter. Ah

Tomorrow is the final day. What

can I do to Steffen?Miss Steffen,

you needn't worry anymore. You leave the

bastard to us. We can handle him no

problem. Uh huh

Are you sure you can handle it?Of course

we can. Except

there is.

Ohh Don't worry. I'll see you

well rewarded. That is all agreed.

Hey, I'll come for my prize.

Hey, who are you?

Mr. Chang, let me introduce you. This

man is Mr. Lee, and he is also a

suitor. Oh, father-in-law.

But... A nice surprise. I

hadn't seen my nephew for ages. He just

turned up here yesterday. So,

gentlemen, one of you is a hero.

The other, young and

handsome. It's hard to choose between

both of you. I'm afraid I can't make

a decision which one of you will be my

son-in-law. So at last,

I've decided we'll have to hold a

contest. And to the victor goes the

spoils. What kind of contest?Literature

and kung fu. You must win

both. That all right?Any

objections?All right. Uh, Mr. Frew, what

literature?Hmm

I recently acquired a fine new horse.

I want you to recite a poem

about its great beauty.

Mr. Lee, you first. Right.

A bird on the lake. My father-in-law

on horseback. Swift, easy movements.

A bird taking wing. Hmm, good.

Mr. Chang. Uh, oh.

The servants pass much wind farther

and lower on horseback. When the

horse returns, there's still a

big smell. Hmm

All right, all rightNow,

why don't we try another poem?

To begin, you first words must

start with the same letter. The

second line must also be in rhyme.

And then combine both in the last line.

And that will make a perfect poem.

But this time, Mr. Cheng, you first.

But I want to be the last one. Let

Mr. Lee go first. Hmm

Please.

The strong steed strikes out her long,

his hoofbeats strike a sweet tone, both

far and wide. The steed's fame

spreads. Both far and

wide. The steed's fame

spreads. Good. Very

good. It's your turn now. Hmm

Too much trifling talk like this

makes the meeting go amiss.

And your ideas are in arrears. Hmm

Hmm, your

ideas in arrears?

HmmNot very good. Not

bad. Right. You're

even. But now,

uh, I'll draw a circle on the ground.

You two step in and start fighting.

Who steps out first is the loser.

Whoever stays, he's the winner.

Carry on.

Oh, come on, then.

Ohh

I'm still in my footsteps.

Hey! Outside.

Mr. King, you've lost.

All right. I gave my word. It was

fair. I lost.

You swear you didn't steal it?No, Masa! I

promise! They have to work hard for this

money, honestly. Right. And

now you three stay here. Make sure you

practice hard. I'm going back into town,

and if there's some news, I'll let you

know right away. All right, rightMasa,

I'm leaving. I'll see you get some

wine now.

I'm going now. Bye-bye.

ohh

Master, he's been hanging there one hour.

I don't think he can take much more of

it. He can't hang on?

Bet he's got no choice.

'Cause if he lets Gary'll fall down and

die.

Master, I can't take any more.

Really?You can't do it. But you've got

to do it. Master.

Ohh Now, stop crying at seed.

Bastard I really can't hang on! Ohh

Bastard Oh, chink can't you see he's

finished?UhFinished, is

he?Then why doesn't he let go and kill

himself?

You useless idiot. Oh, I better get him

in. If

you lads ever think you're gonna be

terrified, just try harder.

You are. Dad?

You are. Are you thinking about

arching again?

All right. Tomorrow, I will take you

along to meet them. Dad.

I love you.

Ohh

Master, I can't take it. What do you

got?

Ohh

Mr. My hands are almost bloodroar.

Watch out. Can't stand a little pain.

He'll never be able to beat dead high.

Aren't you away if I could a fighter he

is?Too good for you. No

one's ever beaten him. But if you want

to, then you're going to have to practice

much harder and strengthen up your hands

and to strengthen up your legs. But most

important, you must train the mind to

think fast. Otherwise, you'll never make

a top fight. Ohh

Dad, look.

I'm glad to see you at the back of Tyler.

] Stop. Back

up.

Ah, gentlemen, please come in. Well, how

do you turn and night you?You're welcome.

Oh,

what's the matter?What's the matter with

you, hey?Oh, what are you trying

to do?You can't bring that chair in here.

Let's go.

It's you?That's right. You're just a

dirty old man. Don't

you come near me?Did you have any

conscience?Tommy, what did you do with my

father?If you do what I tell you, I'll

let him go. And then I will

have you all to myself. He wasn't an

animal. You got no right to call yourself

a man. You-- Shut up. That's enough.

I'm not a human being. I don't feel like

one. My father left before I was born,

so I've never had a father. And when I

was seven, my mother--

What happened to another man without me?I

have never known any happiness at

all. I've never had any luck

in love. Nobody seems to like

me. How can they when you behave like

this?You're not looking for love.

You're looking for a way to get back.

Right. I hate. I hate

everything in this world. Now.

NowI want to have all the fun I missed

as a child. I want some fun.

You won't get it like this. You'll only

make people hate you more. You can't take

advantage of people. I don't give a damn.

I want them all to suffer just as I've

had to all these years. But what for?What

good is it gonna do you?Is it just

revenge?Do you really think that's gonna

satisfy you?I want to get revenge. I want

everyone to know that I'm dead-eye. And

what I want, I usually get.

Please, don't do this. Do what?I'm doing

nothing I don't normally do. So take my

body. But you can't have my heart. Your

body?Good.

You're right. I want that. But I

want your love as well. Oh,

Jane. It's terrible.

It's bad news. Easy.

Easy now. What happened?Tell me what.

Last evening, at the hotel, Mr. Flu and

you were dead eye. And these

men took them back.

Come on, let's go. All

right. All right, all rightYou're always

touching yourself up. We've had enough of

that. AhWhat

do you have to yell at me for?Even the

boss, when he was here, never used to

shout as loud as that. So you're

taking over here?

Boss is an idiot. Been leaving

everything for the sake of a stupid bitch

He's forgotten about me. Hasn't really

looked at me now for years. Say

something. What's wrong?I'm taking over

the boss's seat. Don't you want me to?

Makes no difference to me now. You or

him, just the same to me. It's me.

Oh, it's you, mister. Who the hell are

you?What are you doing here?Your boss

sent me with a message. One of you used

to go to Shao Ping Ling, and the other to

Ling Guang Fu. Your boss has the most

urgent you to go there as soon as youcan.

That's strange. I'm sure he said to come

here. That's right!

Who'd have thought a smart man like you

would fall for such a trick?I

got you trapped. BastardHow dare you

play games with me. But that is your

mistake. Because now you're gonna die for

it. HuhNot so

fast. Things are different. Not the

same now. If you mend your bullshit more,

you're right. We still

don't know. Let's run away.

You! All right.

Why don't you show me just how good you

really

are?Uh

oh.

I try to warn you.

That's strange. Where's Master Gut

to?Huh I'm here.

I'm here as well. You ain't

gonna go anywhere, so come quietly with

us to the police. What, cops?You

me turn myself in, just because of you

two. No, yo. Don't say we

didn't warn you. You've only yourself to

blame.

Amig, let me have some.

Amig, bad news. What's the matter?Then I

take a new word. HuhWhat are we going to

do?Never mind. I'll have the son

of a bitchYou go save her.

Right. We better go.

Keep going.

You miss your father.

As long as you give me no trouble, your

dad is perfectly safe.

I don't believe a word. But I'm doing

this for your sake. For my sake.

You're making a very big mistake. Aye

Daddy! A

team! You!

Ohh

You better release you right this minute.

You won't get away from us this time.

Hey. Hey, it's your turn to talk.

Oh, oh, boy, you give up nice and quiet.

I don't want to kill you. You better go

now. Don't say we didn't give you a

warning. You've brought this on yourself.

Oh

ohh no, before I change my mind and tear

you apart. Tiger

strike.

Like the old man's kung fu, Tiger

Splash.

yeah

So the best tiger goes for a swing. Oh,

we'd better try something else. HuhWe'll

go together.

Yeah. Yeah

Now you find out how good we are, Kung

Fu. You guys don't scare me one bit.

HuhWhat's that?You

sure about that?

Haven't you got any more tricks?

Now what's this come through?

Here. Here

ohh

Down again. Hey, use the special

strike.

yeah

I bet you didn't realize how strong my

little finger was. You're fussing me

to get

in.

How was that?They must have been doing

special training. Well, how did you guess

that?Won't do any good now,

huh

Yeah! Hold it! You nothing do that!

Not promise! You'll kill him!

Yeah! Ohh

Together!

Ohh

It's my fault.