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Being woken up from a good sleep to patrol the streets,

Being woken up from a good sleep to patrol the streets, Shi Yao Shan - (Patrolling captain of the Five City Troops) - VA:Baomu Zhongyang

Shi Yao Shan - (Patrolling captain of the Five City Troops) - VA:Baomu Zhongyang

Shi Yao Shan - (Patrolling captain of the Five City Troops) - VA:Baomu Zhongyang I'm telling you, nothing good ever comes from this.

I'm telling you, nothing good ever comes from this.

Jinyiwei?

Old Shi, let's not get ourselves into trouble.

When the Jinyiwei handle a case, it's best to stay far away.

Let's go, Old Shi.

You guys go ahead, I'll go take a look.

What's there to see?

Forget it, let's just go.

Let's go, let's go.

It smells so good.

Have you seen a Jinyiwei pass by here?

Isn't that one over there?

He's patrolling.

Have you seen a Jinyiwei run by?

Oh, it stinks! It's not you, it's not you.

What stinks?

Hey, stop!

You, a Taoist priest,

instead of meditating in a temple,

in the middle of the night,

what are you doing in a place like this?

Speak!

Answering the officer,

this humble Taoist wanders the world,

earning a living by reading fortunes.

Fine,

then read my fortune.

I observe that this officer,

has a darkened forehead with a straight line,

loose skin, and a sallow complexion.

It seems you suffer from insomnia and frequent dreams,

nervous exhaustion, and paranoia.

You have a biased personality, always losing in gambling,

unlucky in travel, and generally out of luck.

You rarely exercise, have poor digestion,

and occasionally experience dizziness, nausea,

and fatigue.

Have you recently lost your appetite and started craving sour foods?

Hey, you stinking Taoist!

Are you itching for a beating? How dare you mock me!

A humble girl like me just wants to get by,

and means no offense to the officer.

A woman disguised as a man, wandering around the red-light district at night,

what refined tastes you have.

Watch out!

Hahaha!

Thousand-Faced Fox Hua Daochang,

a thousand taels bounty.

I'm in luck today, I'm going to make a fortune.

Oh,

so you knew all along.

You can change your face,

but can't change the smell of your body.

It’s quite fragrant.

With such mediocre skills, you think you can fight me?

Hahaha!

Thousand-faced Fox is known for using sedatives.

How could I not be prepared?

It's rumored that the Thousand-Faced Fox is a stunning beauty.

Come on, raise your head and let me see,

if you're beautiful.

Hahahahaha!

Take a look, am I beautiful?

Damn.

You think you can outsmart me?

Are your injuries serious?

Just a minor wound, nothing serious.

Thank you, Your Highness.

No need to thank me.

You saved me, so I’m helping you.

Here, take this.

It should fetch you some money.

So you don’t have to be a thief anymore.

Isn’t Your Highness afraid,

that I might be a ruthless, cold-blooded bandit?

If you were such a person,

would you risk your life to save me?

But,

you did promise to take me to a fun place,

you can’t go back on your word.

Does Your Highness have a place in mind?

Yes, yes.

Every year around this time,

we release a lot of lotus lanterns in the palace.

I want to know where they drift,

to along the waterway.

To the river connected to the palace’s waterway.

Alright, I’ll take you there.

Great, wonderful.

Stop! What are you doing?

Patrolling captain of the Five City Troops,

ordered to leave the city and capture the thieves.

Open the gate.

Inferno Monk,

you have nowhere to run.

Hand over the Book of Heaven

Hahahaha.

Golden Knife Buddha,

the Book of Heaven is right here.

For its sake,

you Jinyiwei would do anything, wouldn’t you?

What are you talking about?

When Master Hui Chan was alive,

to get his gunpowder secrets,

you committed heinous crimes.

Hundreds of lives meant nothing to you.

You mean the Chen Family Village incident.

Only when all beings are saved can one attain enlightenment.

Until Hell is empty, I swear not to become a Buddha.

Sadly,

there’s no difference between the human world and Hell.

Hahahaha.

Jinyiwei's claws,

witness the true Hellfire.

Father, where are you going, Father?

Father, Father.

What is that?

Inferno Monk.

What?

The Thief Saint's wager was just an excuse.

It seems,

Inferno Monk's goal is not,

just the Book of Heaven.

Fires are flying,

chaos is happening.

The time has come.

Has that bald thief gone mad?

get out.

I hope you will grow up to be a person of integrity.

This slash, for your lack of learning,

and progress.

Pick up your sword.