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[Zhu Yanqi - (The Ninth Princess.) - VA:Liu Xiaoyu]

Your Highness, we have brought it.

Brought it? Quickly, place it here.

Your Highness will come of age next year.

I wonder what kind of prince consort you'll marry.

This is that Goryeo prince.

He is truly handsome.

If you marry him...

This Goryeo prince,

I hear he has already married seven concubines.

If I marry him,

Hmph, it would be just right for two tables of mahjong.

But, his eyebrows are quite striking.

Why would Your Highness want to marry someone from distant and cold Goryeo?

Our Ming Dynasty has plenty of young, handsome,

and well-matched noblemen.

The heir of Duke Ding is very gentle and considerate.

Although the heir of Duke Ding is a descendant of King Xu Da of Zhongshan,

unfortunately, his health is so poor,

Hmph, he probably can't even ride a horse,

how can he be a prince consort?

Riding a horse has nothing to do with being a prince consort, Your Highness.

Exactly.

However, the heir has a sweet tongue.

General Qi Shaoshuai of the Dingyuan General's Mansion is exceptionally brave,

and has yet to marry.

Qi Shaoshuai is young and promising,

and has made great contributions to our Ming Dynasty.

I greatly admire him.

However,

he has been fighting outside the pass for years,

marrying him,

would be like living as a widow.

No wonder he can't find a wife.

But,

sometimes I do envy him.

The vast world, making a home everywhere,

is much better than being in the palace,

facing you few every day.

Your Highness, are you saying we don't serve you well?

Shaoshuai's nose is quite handsome.

Nose?

Aren't we missing a pair of eyes?

Yes, keep flipping,

see whose eyes look good.

None of them look good. Forget it, put it together first.

What I want is far more than a pretty picture.

Ah, so scary.

What is that?

I don't know.

So terrifying.

This monk is truly harmful.

Your Highness, Your Highness, what's wrong?

Your Highness, where are you going?

Your Highness, please slow down.

Your Highness, Your Highness.

Your Highness, wait!

Your Highness.

Imperial Guards of the Jinyiwei, protect the Emperor!

Your Majesty,

Inspect all the halls, extinguish fires, and save people.

Your Highness,

reinforce the defenses throughout the palace.

Damn it, there are so many.

How is Buddha going to find anything in this mess?

They say that whoever possesses the Book of Heaven will rule the world.

I wonder what's written inside.

Not a single word, what nonsense.

Hahaha,

interesting.

The Celestial Book Pavilion is indeed in trouble.

How did you know?

The entire palace, but only here, no fireworks.

It's clearly suspicious.

Come out!

Hahaha,

you,

are you human or ghost?

I am your Buddha ancestor.

Thieving monk,

how many accomplices do you have? Confess quickly.

You little brat,

so much nonsense.

Come up quickly and meet your death.

You have a shoulder injury, so leave it to me.

Heh, little girl, is this all you can do?

Little Tingzi, be careful.

Where do you think you're going?

Let her go!

You rascal!

Commandant!

Hmph, Cold-Faced Golden Blade Buddha, Yuan Xiaozhi.

Minghuo Monk, daring to commit arson in the Imperial City,

you've got some nerve.

Unfortunately, your actions have been exposed.

Hand over the Book of Heaven, and I will spare you a whole corpse.

Heh, Golden Blade Buddha,

you've come too late.

I already burned the Book of Heaven.

Not good.

Your wound...

Didn't I tell you,

I already burned the Book of Heaven.

Why do you keep pursuing me?

The Book of Heaven is impervious to water and fire,

how could it have been burned?

Stop your nonsense.

Golden Blade Buddha,

I want to ask you,

what is the origin of this Book of Heaven that,

makes you so nervous?

Someone help me,

Guards!

Save me!

Your Majesty...

He is not the Majesty, be careful.

Oh my,

running so hastily,

this slave girl is so hot.

Hahaha.

Hahahahaha.

The one up there,

you've followed us all the way from the Celestial Book Pavilion to here.

Show yourself.

White-Clad Duan Yun.

Inferno Monk.

Thousand-Faced Fox.

All three thieves are here tonight.

So what?

Just in time to catch you all in one net.

Wow, Father is amazing!

Xiaotang, Xiaotang,

you don't properly learn your family's peerless martial arts,

but instead, you go learn those despicable techniques,

making the Commandant angry.

If it weren't for my move "Rat Steals the Oil" just now,

you would have been crushed to death by that evil monk.

Too bad for my good fan.

What's so special about your broken fan?

Do you know how expensive my floral porcelain blade is?

Today's business is a huge loss.

You two stop bickering.

Look at the weapons you use for fighting,

they're obviously useless.

It's all because of you, bald donkey.

If you think you're so good, you do it!

Brother Duan,

why haven't you made a move yet?

Three against one,

there's no honor in that.

Then losing would be even more embarrassing.

Brother Duan,

let this monk see your ethereal swordsmanship.

But,

I didn't bring my sword.

Stop the nonsense.

With martial skills like White-Clad Duan Yun's,

it's a shame you're a mere thief.

It's a pity...

With such martial skills as Golden Blade Buddha's,

you are content to be a lackey of the court.

How pitiful.

Let's go.

Hmph.

Commandant,

let's split up and pursue them.

Xiaotingzi, when will you ever learn?

Don't worry, with Father here,

they won't get away.