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You go stitching yourself up. 9 00:01:57,284 --> 00:01:59,326 Ladies and gentlemen, step up. 10 00:02:00,078 --> 00:02:01,537 Step up. 11 00:02:01,705 --> 00:02:03,706 I, Mercury, the messenger of the gods, 12 00:02:03,874 --> 00:02:06,542 invite you...invite you, sir, 13 00:02:06,710 --> 00:02:08,544 tonight, for one night only, 14 00:02:08,712 --> 00:02:12,423 here, at this very venue, to enter into the mind, 15 00:02:12,591 --> 00:02:14,592 the very great mind... 16 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:17,803 ..of Doctor Parnassus. 17 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:20,139 Doctor Parnassus! 18 00:02:27,230 --> 00:02:30,191 Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Doctor Parnassus, as old... 19 00:02:30,358 --> 00:02:31,817 as old as time. Yes. 20 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:33,527 He is over a thousand years old. 21 00:02:33,695 --> 00:02:37,823 He has the power to empower your mind. 22 00:02:38,533 --> 00:02:40,951 Let Doctor Parnassus open your imagination. 23 00:02:41,119 --> 00:02:43,496 Let him...let him transport you. 24 00:02:45,457 --> 00:02:48,250 (Geordie accent) Oh, my God. Oh, check out the lights. 25 00:02:48,418 --> 00:02:49,668 Check out that. 26 00:02:49,836 --> 00:02:52,796 Transcend the heights on Beauty's wing. 27 00:02:52,964 --> 00:02:53,881 Whoa, whoa! 28 00:02:54,049 --> 00:02:55,424 Check this. 29 00:02:55,592 --> 00:02:58,469 Dave, Dave, haway. Come on, we'll go get these sorted. 30 00:02:58,637 --> 00:02:59,929 Check this out, sweetheart. 31 00:03:00,096 --> 00:03:01,680 Come here, my love, near me. 32 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:03,641 Come on, love. 33 00:03:03,808 --> 00:03:06,977 Where is he, then? Come on. 34 00:03:13,693 --> 00:03:14,818 (Jeering) 35 00:03:14,986 --> 00:03:16,195 If you must... 36 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:19,281 scour the squalid depths 37 00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:21,700 with Putrid's brother, Stench... 38 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:22,993 (Blows raspberry) 39 00:03:23,161 --> 00:03:25,037 Raaaa! 40 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:26,539 Join the queue. 41 00:03:26,706 --> 00:03:27,998 Only five quid a go. 42 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:29,750 Bang. Bang. 43 00:03:29,918 --> 00:03:32,044 (Cheering) 44 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,797 You choose...you choose... you choose fulfillment? 45 00:03:34,965 --> 00:03:37,758 - Whoa! - Sir, please... Sir, please, if you will... 46 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:42,596 - Whoa! - Whoa! 47 00:03:42,764 --> 00:03:46,433 Sir, please, you cannot audition without a ticket, I'm afraid, sir. 48 00:03:46,601 --> 00:03:48,143 - Give us a kiss. - Please don't. 49 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:50,813 - Hey... - You all right down there, mate? 50 00:03:50,981 --> 00:03:54,108 - All right, Captain Planet? - Get off the stage, you damn drunk. 51 00:03:54,276 --> 00:03:56,068 What are you doing, little man? 52 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:58,279 He's got us by the leg. 53 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,031 (Cheering) 54 00:04:01,199 --> 00:04:02,616 Ha-hey! 55 00:04:02,784 --> 00:04:04,702 Hey, man, check it out. It's not even real. 56 00:04:04,869 --> 00:04:05,703 Hey! 57 00:04:05,870 --> 00:04:07,121 Get off the stage! 58 00:04:09,374 --> 00:04:12,626 - Mm, that's a nice pair of tits. - I said, get off the stage! 59 00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:14,003 Nah. 60 00:04:14,170 --> 00:04:17,047 I want you, like. Come here, man. 61 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:19,967 Come here, man. Hey, hey, come here! 62 00:04:20,135 --> 00:04:21,719 Hey-hey! 63 00:04:24,472 --> 00:04:25,389 (Gasps) 64 00:04:25,557 --> 00:04:26,974 What are you running away for? 65 00:04:27,142 --> 00:04:29,018 (Friend cheers) 66 00:04:36,192 --> 00:04:39,486 - Yoo-hoo! - There she is! 67 00:04:39,654 --> 00:04:42,114 Come 'ere, gorgeous. Come 'ere... 68 00:04:44,784 --> 00:04:46,660 (Giggles) 69 00:04:46,828 --> 00:04:48,495 Oh, shite. 70 00:04:48,663 --> 00:04:49,955 I'm coming after... 71 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:52,124 I'm gonna feel your arse. 72 00:04:58,131 --> 00:04:59,840 Come here, gorgeous. 73 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:04,845 (Groans angrily) 74 00:05:07,432 --> 00:05:09,433 Come back, you bitch! 75 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:14,480 (Groans) 76 00:05:19,778 --> 00:05:21,445 (Irish accent) Me nose! 77 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:25,366 Ohhh... 78 00:05:25,533 --> 00:05:27,951 Oh, my face! 79 00:05:28,119 --> 00:05:29,995 My face! My gorgeous face! 80 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:30,954 (Whimpers) 81 00:05:31,122 --> 00:05:33,123 (Siren) 82 00:05:37,587 --> 00:05:38,837 Martin! 83 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:40,714 He went with that cow! 84 00:05:40,882 --> 00:05:43,342 - I'll scratch her eyes out! - Oi, you two. 85 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:46,303 My boyfriend is in there! 86 00:05:46,471 --> 00:05:48,472 Anybody there? 87 00:05:52,477 --> 00:05:53,852 Anybody there? 88 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:57,356 Please, is anybody there? 89 00:05:57,524 --> 00:05:59,566 Please! Please! 90 00:05:59,734 --> 00:06:01,735 (Whimpers) 91 00:06:03,738 --> 00:06:04,446 (Chattering) 92 00:06:06,324 --> 00:06:07,950 (Whispers) Mum! 93 00:06:08,118 --> 00:06:08,826 Aaargh! 94 00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:17,292 Help me! 95 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:19,503 (Creature chatters) 96 00:06:21,339 --> 00:06:23,173 Please... 97 00:06:23,341 --> 00:06:25,300 I'll never drink again. I promise. 98 00:06:26,594 --> 00:06:28,178 Honest. 99 00:06:29,472 --> 00:06:31,348 From now on, I swear, not a drop. 100 00:06:31,516 --> 00:06:33,434 Oh, really? 101 00:06:33,601 --> 00:06:35,602 (Approaching scream) 102 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:44,737 Whoo! 103 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:10,804 PARNASSUS: You have chosen well. 104 00:07:11,556 --> 00:07:14,057 The path to Parnassus is steep. 105 00:07:14,225 --> 00:07:16,143 The way is long. 106 00:07:16,311 --> 00:07:17,978 But with perseverance, 107 00:07:18,146 --> 00:07:19,521 and fierce dedication, 108 00:07:19,689 --> 00:07:22,191 - the heights are attainable. - (Piano music) 109 00:07:22,358 --> 00:07:26,028 So with spirits high and a spring in your step, 110 00:07:26,196 --> 00:07:27,321 with a song in your heart, 111 00:07:27,489 --> 00:07:28,864 the clouds will part, 112 00:07:29,032 --> 00:07:30,616 the heavens will open 113 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:33,786 and you will be a man, my son. 114 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:38,791 Hi there. Come on in. 115 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:42,085 Looks like you could use a drink. 116 00:07:44,839 --> 00:07:46,840 Maybe just the one. 117 00:07:49,719 --> 00:07:50,677 Hey! 118 00:07:51,971 --> 00:07:53,972 Make mine a double! 119 00:07:56,935 --> 00:07:58,894 Oh! 120 00:08:01,022 --> 00:08:03,106 He won, I lost. 121 00:08:03,858 --> 00:08:05,818 I lost again. 122 00:08:07,445 --> 00:08:09,321 - What were you doing? - He was chasing me. 123 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:12,157 - What was I supposed to... - Don't go through the mirror. 124 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:15,202 - Never. You know that. MAN: Oi, you! 125 00:08:16,246 --> 00:08:17,496 Gunga Din. 126 00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:19,706 Come 'ere. 127 00:08:21,376 --> 00:08:22,918 What do you think you're playing at? 128 00:08:23,086 --> 00:08:24,795 Playing? Oh, no, no, no. 129 00:08:24,963 --> 00:08:26,171 We don't play. 130 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:28,632 What we do is deadly serious. 131 00:08:31,928 --> 00:08:33,345 Gone. 132 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:35,806 Will we miss him? I don't think so. 133 00:08:59,664 --> 00:09:02,833 Don't worry if you don't understand it all immediately. 134 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:09,089 Right, look, I want you freaks out of here, now. 135 00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:10,090 Ow! 136 00:09:10,258 --> 00:09:13,552 Sorry, I didn't mean to use that word. All right? Vertically deficient. 137 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:14,386 Defunct? 138 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:15,429 Vertically d... 139 00:09:15,597 --> 00:09:17,598 Vertically challenged. Vertically... 140 00:09:17,765 --> 00:09:21,643 Vertically challenged. Whatever you are, get off of my beat or I will do you. 141 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:23,604 - You included. - D'accord. D'accord. 142 00:09:23,771 --> 00:09:25,022 - Who threw that? - Bonne nuit. 143 00:09:25,189 --> 00:09:26,648 You're nicked. 144 00:09:27,066 --> 00:09:28,901 (Excited screams) 145 00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:37,034 Take a ticket. Wait your turn. 146 00:09:37,201 --> 00:09:38,660 Only 20 quid a go. 147 00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:40,329 Reduced to five for one night only. 148 00:09:40,496 --> 00:09:43,832 Ladies and gentlemen, this world, this world that we live in... 149 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,376 is full of enchantment... 150 00:09:46,544 --> 00:09:48,962 for those with eyes to see it. 151 00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:50,297 Chicken! 152 00:09:51,507 --> 00:09:52,090 (Squawks) 153 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:54,301 I want to go there, there and there. 154 00:09:54,469 --> 00:09:56,553 - I want something to eat. - Stop going on. 155 00:09:56,721 --> 00:09:58,305 MAN: No. They won't let you, darling. 156 00:09:58,473 --> 00:10:00,057 But I want to, I want to. 157 00:10:00,224 --> 00:10:01,808 - Linda! - You never let me... 158 00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:03,977 Excuse me. Excuse me. 159 00:10:04,145 --> 00:10:04,811 (Sighs) 160 00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:07,189 Do you mind? 161 00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:09,358 (Gasps) 162 00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:10,776 Anton. 163 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,819 Anton, he went back there. 164 00:10:13,821 --> 00:10:16,823 - Just go and er... - I'm going to go back. Ssh. 165 00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:20,369 BOY'S PARENTS: Diego! Diego! 166 00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:58,573 Die. 167 00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:00,409 Die! Yes. 168 00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:03,161 (Laughs) 169 00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:04,413 Yes. 170 00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:08,083 Please exit the Imaginarium immediately. 171 00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:11,586 Choice is not available without parental consent. 172 00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:13,588 Die! 173 00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:15,465 Yeah! 174 00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:23,473 If one of you perverts has got our boy, I won't be answerable for my actions. 175 00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:25,392 - Diego! - Diego! 176 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:26,768 Diego! 177 00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:28,937 Ah... 178 00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:32,441 W-What? 179 00:11:32,608 --> 00:11:35,193 - She's not looking for him. - I don't care! 180 00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:37,029 Hello. 181 00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:38,613 Voilà. 182 00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:42,075 - Yeah! - Oh, it worked! 183 00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:44,578 Where have you been? I've been worried sick. 184 00:11:44,746 --> 00:11:47,205 One little devil out of the fire... 185 00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:50,292 Wipe that silly expression off your face, you little poof. Get up. 186 00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:53,378 The astounding world of Doctor Parnassus. Thank you. 187 00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:56,256 - Anton? - Yes, sir. 188 00:11:56,424 --> 00:12:00,594 - You know the rules about the mirror? - Yes, I do. I'm sorry, sir. I'm really... 189 00:12:00,762 --> 00:12:02,429 - He was a ten-year-old boy. - I know. 190 00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:04,347 You did well, my boy. You did well. 191 00:12:04,515 --> 00:12:06,516 Good lad. Good lad. 192 00:12:07,351 --> 00:12:08,852 Thank you. 193 00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:11,563 - Good lad. Good lad. - Thank you. 194 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,774 You go through the mirror and he's all over you. 195 00:12:13,941 --> 00:12:16,068 I do it once and he serves you my head on a plate. 196 00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:18,737 Come on now, Valentina. You're his daughter. 197 00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:21,573 Do you know what I mean? And you're scrumptious... 198 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:24,076 (Whispers) His scrumptious daughter. 199 00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:26,244 Why did I say "scrumptious"? 200 00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:29,372 Beautiful. 201 00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:31,500 Intelligent. Sweet. 202 00:12:31,667 --> 00:12:33,585 "Scrumptious"? Idiot! 203 00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:03,615 (Mutters softly) 204 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,617 Hey, Parny. 205 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:10,831 It's been a while. 206 00:13:10,998 --> 00:13:12,874 ANTON: Whoa... Last call. 207 00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:15,335 - Hey, Anton. - Yes, Percy? 208 00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:18,547 - What did I say? - Stop Percying about. 209 00:13:18,714 --> 00:13:20,674 We don't have all night. 210 00:13:22,718 --> 00:13:24,719 Bloody kids again. 211 00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:27,889 - What's up, Doc? - Hey! 212 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,351 Don't we love our children? 213 00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:35,021 She's ripe as a peach. 214 00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:37,357 Sweet little 16. 215 00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:39,484 And all mine! 216 00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:48,076 He's come to collect. 217 00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,829 I thought so. 218 00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:52,455 He's early. 219 00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:54,583 What can I do? 220 00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:57,043 Nothing. 221 00:13:57,211 --> 00:13:59,212 There must be something. 222 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,632 How many days left? 223 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,843 Three. 224 00:14:08,472 --> 00:14:11,141 You know, you're gonna have to tell her soon. 225 00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:27,574 ♪ When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie 226 00:14:27,742 --> 00:14:29,534 ♪ That's amore... 227 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,620 Will you shut up about food? 228 00:14:31,787 --> 00:14:34,331 We're plum out. And I'm starving. 229 00:14:34,498 --> 00:14:38,210 Oh, Percy, we've still got a couple of potatoes left. 230 00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:40,462 (Anton hums) 231 00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:46,176 - Ooh, look at this. - Hey, that's mine. 232 00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:48,011 Oh, won't you look at that? That is... 233 00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:50,013 - That's private! - It's gorgeous. 234 00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:52,849 - Give it. - All that mahogany, oh! 235 00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:55,936 - Anton! - (Chuckles) 236 00:14:57,355 --> 00:14:59,272 Would you really be happy in a place like that? 237 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:00,565 Would you? 238 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,109 I wouldn't. I couldn't do it, I don't think. 239 00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:06,112 Well, maybe if I was with you. 240 00:15:10,201 --> 00:15:11,785 Ah-ah! 241 00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:17,624 Sssh. 242 00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:20,710 You're always talking about escaping, aren't you? 243 00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:24,422 Always thinking about it. Always dreaming about it. 244 00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:29,052 Let's do it. 245 00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:32,472 - Why not? You and me. - I can't run away. 246 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:34,933 - You and me. - We can't run away. I can't. 247 00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:37,644 I'm underage. 248 00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:39,813 Oh, don't do that. 249 00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:42,649 I shall be 12 on Wednesday. 250 00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:43,858 Don't be ridiculous. 251 00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:46,611 Percy, how old will I be on Wednesday? 252 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:47,487 12. 253 00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:49,406 Ha! See? 254 00:15:49,573 --> 00:15:50,907 Parnassus says so too. 255 00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:54,202 - Are you trying to say he's ridiculous? - No. 256 00:15:55,746 --> 00:15:57,622 Actually, 257 00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:00,292 I'm really going to be 16. 258 00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:04,421 Sweet 16. 259 00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:08,800 The age of consent. 260 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,269 (Small bells tinkling) 261 00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:21,396 Is that you, Scrumpy? 262 00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:23,648 Who the hell else is it gonna be? 263 00:16:24,608 --> 00:16:26,568 Oi, you haven't eaten any of this! 264 00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:28,820 - Yes, I know, I know. - And that again? 265 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,156 For God's sakes, Dad! Put 'em up. 266 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,992 Come on. You're always taking the easy way out. 267 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,244 No, no. Not now, Scrumpy. Not now. 268 00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:41,207 I have something very important that I have to tell you. 269 00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:44,627 Oh, why does everybody want to live forever? 270 00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:46,629 Immortality is a bloody curse. 271 00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:49,591 So is pretending to be a 12-year-old child, damn it. 272 00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:51,551 Look at me. I mean... 273 00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:54,054 Look at me. Nobody's fooled. 274 00:16:54,221 --> 00:16:57,599 And I want this stupid thing off my ankle too, while we're at it. 275 00:16:57,767 --> 00:17:00,477 You can't stop me growing up just by lying about my birthday. 276 00:17:00,644 --> 00:17:02,812 Shut up and listen to me! 277 00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:06,107 I have to explain something to you before it's too late. 278 00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:08,818 One winter night... 279 00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:12,155 - Is this gonna take long? - Yes, yes, yes, quite possibly. 280 00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:13,323 Many years ago... 281 00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:16,993 Er...many centuries ago, in fact, 282 00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:21,873 when I was - believe it or not - a young monk, 283 00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,877 someone visited me in my sanctuary, 284 00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:30,507 someone I had hoped never to meet. 285 00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:33,093 Someone... 286 00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:37,806 ..none of us should ever hope to meet. 287 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,652 (Horse whinnies) 288 00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,385 (Monks chanting) 289 00:18:21,725 --> 00:18:23,601 Having captured the wind, 290 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,645 tamed the storm, 291 00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:29,399 kept the stars in their orbits and the earth turning on its axis, 292 00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:33,903 the Chief Steward, lying down to take his rest, 293 00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:36,823 had a most disturbing dream. 294 00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:44,205 He dreamt that a hooded rider was fast approaching on the snowswept plain. 295 00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:47,333 The Chief Steward woke. 296 00:18:48,752 --> 00:18:50,378 (Door rattles) 297 00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:53,423 (Deep rumbling) 298 00:18:54,425 --> 00:18:56,384 (Hinges creaking) 299 00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:04,476 (Wind howls) 300 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,904 PERCY: And so the Steward set out on his great journey... 301 00:19:16,071 --> 00:19:20,158 - What exactly do you all do here? - We tell the eternal story. 302 00:19:21,076 --> 00:19:23,077 And what is that, exactly? 303 00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:25,872 The story that sustains the universe. 304 00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:29,834 The story without which there is nothing. 305 00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:34,547 Nothing? 306 00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:37,467 You mean... 307 00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:41,846 stop telling the story and the whole universe ceases to exist? 308 00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:44,015 You make it sound so simple. 309 00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:47,560 And you believe it? 310 00:19:48,395 --> 00:19:50,271 We are ordained for this task. 311 00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:52,565 (Chuckles) It's just incredible to me, 312 00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:56,277 that you can believe something that can be so easily disproved. 313 00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:58,446 Oh, I don't think so. 314 00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,281 Hm. 315 00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:02,992 We'll see. 316 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:05,370 PERCY: I will gather a thousand... - So. 317 00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:08,623 (High-pitched whine) 318 00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:11,292 Stop! 319 00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:14,587 ..having been brought to the limit of his endurance... 320 00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:18,841 Yet the forces of evil could not prevail... 321 00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:22,095 (Whining continues) 322 00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:24,264 ..our calmness of... 323 00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:28,977 There. 324 00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:31,354 The story stopped. 325 00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,856 No more story. 326 00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:35,942 But we're still here. 327 00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:38,695 The fire's still burning. 328 00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:42,407 It's still snowing. The wind's still blowing. 329 00:20:44,451 --> 00:20:46,452 Nothing has changed. 330 00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:50,206 Come on, cheer up, Doc. 331 00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:53,251 I've freed you from all this ridiculous nonsense. 332 00:20:54,795 --> 00:20:57,005 Now you can do other things with your powers. 333 00:20:57,172 --> 00:20:58,631 You can erm... 334 00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:00,800 I dunno, you can go shopping. 335 00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:03,094 Have fun. 336 00:21:04,138 --> 00:21:08,474 You can learn a foreign language or... or go on a cruise. 337 00:21:10,477 --> 00:21:12,103 (Chuckles) 338 00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:15,857 God! 339 00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:17,525 - (Screeches) - Damn it! 340 00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:19,777 (Laughs) 341 00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:21,946 A sign, a message. 342 00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:25,325 That bird was a messenger... 343 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:29,120 from some distant place that we know nothing of. 344 00:21:30,873 --> 00:21:32,915 Oh, I see it all now, 345 00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:35,793 so clear. 346 00:21:36,587 --> 00:21:38,796 This has nothing to do with us here. 347 00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:42,091 Somewhere in this world, right now, 348 00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:44,761 someone else is telling a story. 349 00:21:44,928 --> 00:21:47,680 A different story - a saga or romance, 350 00:21:47,848 --> 00:21:51,142 a tale of unforeseen death - it doesn't matter. 351 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,311 It's sustaining the universe. 352 00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:57,148 That's why we're still here. 353 00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:01,110 You can't stop stories being told. 354 00:22:02,237 --> 00:22:04,113 That's a weak hypothesis. 355 00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:06,324 I don't think so. 356 00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:12,038 Say, you're probably not a betting man, are you? 357 00:22:12,206 --> 00:22:13,998 What? 358 00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:17,627 And that was my first wager with the Devil. 359 00:22:21,382 --> 00:22:23,424 You see, the very first of us to... 360 00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:28,221 ..attract 12 disciples would win the bet. 361 00:22:28,389 --> 00:22:30,264 His argument: 362 00:22:30,432 --> 00:22:34,477 the necessities of danger, of fear, of the fabled bliss of ignorance. 363 00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:36,521 Mine: 364 00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:40,608 the power of the imagination to transform and illuminate our lives. 365 00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:45,196 It was a hard fight but I won. 366 00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:47,240 (Chuckles) 367 00:22:47,408 --> 00:22:48,825 My prize? 368 00:22:48,992 --> 00:22:53,287 The one thing I coveted most - everlasting life. 369 00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:56,040 Huh. 370 00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:58,209 Everlasting torment. 371 00:23:00,629 --> 00:23:02,964 He tricked me. He let me win. 372 00:23:05,426 --> 00:23:07,385 He knew that times would change. 373 00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:11,931 And that one day, no-one would want my stories. 374 00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:15,393 This was the price of my arrogance. 375 00:23:17,813 --> 00:23:20,732 Forgotten, lost, alone. 376 00:23:22,025 --> 00:23:23,568 Desperate. 377 00:23:25,362 --> 00:23:27,321 (Carriage rattles, horse whinnies) 378 00:23:27,489 --> 00:23:28,990 We've stopped. 379 00:23:29,158 --> 00:23:31,075 Go on with your story. 380 00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:32,910 No, another time. 381 00:23:33,078 --> 00:23:35,455 Something's happened. You'd better go and see. 382 00:23:35,622 --> 00:23:40,001 Why do you always do this? You always stop in the middle of your stories. 383 00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:51,763 (Thunder rumbles) 384 00:23:53,932 --> 00:23:56,392 Valentina, come here. Valentina, come here. 385 00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:59,479 I just saw someone... someone dancing on the water. 386 00:24:01,315 --> 00:24:02,940 I swear. I swear. 387 00:24:03,650 --> 00:24:06,527 When the lightning flashed, there was a shadow... 388 00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:09,113 ..thrown from those pillars over there. 389 00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:11,657 Do you see that? Do you see the dancer? 390 00:24:11,825 --> 00:24:15,161 - Yeah, he's river dancing. - Yeah, he's river dancing. See that? 391 00:24:15,954 --> 00:24:18,039 VALENTINA: That's someone hanging! 392 00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:20,708 He must be under this bridge. 393 00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:22,460 Hanging? 394 00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:24,003 Get a rope. 395 00:24:24,171 --> 00:24:26,506 If he's hanging by his neck, he's already got a rope. 396 00:24:26,673 --> 00:24:27,924 - Get a rope! - OK. 397 00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:31,636 Slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly! Percy, Percy! Christ! 398 00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:33,805 (Thunder rumbles) 399 00:24:35,432 --> 00:24:37,141 All right, all right. 400 00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:39,936 OK, lower, lower, lower. All right. 401 00:24:40,729 --> 00:24:41,854 Stop, stop! 402 00:24:42,022 --> 00:24:43,898 Jesus. Agh. All right. OK. 403 00:24:44,066 --> 00:24:45,733 OK. OK. 404 00:24:45,901 --> 00:24:47,026 OK. 405 00:24:47,194 --> 00:24:48,778 No, I can't... I can't reach him. 406 00:24:48,946 --> 00:24:50,947 Hold on, I'll swing you. 407 00:24:52,616 --> 00:24:54,617 I'm gonna swing you in. 408 00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:57,328 All right, try again. 409 00:24:59,248 --> 00:25:00,832 Whoaagh! 410 00:25:04,086 --> 00:25:06,087 Again, up. 411 00:25:08,382 --> 00:25:09,090 Yes. 412 00:25:12,052 --> 00:25:13,803 (Grunts) 413 00:25:14,930 --> 00:25:16,055 I've got him. 414 00:25:16,223 --> 00:25:18,349 Oh, my God, what am I doing? Oh, my God! 415 00:25:19,393 --> 00:25:21,269 Sir, are you all right? 416 00:25:21,436 --> 00:25:23,354 OK, I've got you here. 417 00:25:24,022 --> 00:25:25,356 Get in there. 418 00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:28,526 OK, put your arms round me. Put your arms round me. Oh, jeez! 419 00:25:28,694 --> 00:25:29,819 OK. 420 00:25:29,987 --> 00:25:31,779 All right. 421 00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:35,074 Come on. Stay with me, mate. 422 00:25:35,242 --> 00:25:37,201 Aarrghh! 423 00:25:37,953 --> 00:25:39,620 You've done it. Brilliant! 424 00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:41,831 - OK, pull him up. - Pull me up! 425 00:25:41,999 --> 00:25:43,708 Jesus Christ! 426 00:25:45,419 --> 00:25:47,128 (Anton yells) 427 00:26:00,350 --> 00:26:02,143 Whoagh! 428 00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:04,854 - Are you OK? - Oh, God! 429 00:26:09,526 --> 00:26:12,320 Why are you fishing dead people out of the river? 430 00:26:12,487 --> 00:26:14,322 Leave him be, for the love of God! 431 00:26:14,489 --> 00:26:15,573 He's dead! 432 00:26:15,741 --> 00:26:19,493 Let's get the hell out of here before the fuzz turns up. 433 00:26:20,996 --> 00:26:22,997 Anton, help me. 434 00:26:23,999 --> 00:26:27,168 - Help her. - All right, I've got him. 435 00:26:27,336 --> 00:26:29,003 Watch your head. 436 00:26:29,171 --> 00:26:31,172 Pull him this way. 437 00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:36,636 No, no, no, Val. It's not gonna work. 438 00:26:36,803 --> 00:26:38,679 It's not gonna work. Watch out. 439 00:26:38,847 --> 00:26:40,890 You don't know where he's been, anyway. 440 00:26:41,058 --> 00:26:43,059 Ready? All clear? 441 00:26:44,102 --> 00:26:45,061 Ohh! 442 00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:47,313 Oh! 443 00:26:47,481 --> 00:26:49,523 - He's alive! - He was. 444 00:26:54,404 --> 00:26:56,405 What on earth is that? 445 00:26:57,282 --> 00:26:59,158 - We'll put him in the trunk. - But... 446 00:26:59,326 --> 00:27:01,160 - What? - The boss said leave him. 447 00:27:01,328 --> 00:27:03,329 He thought he was dead. Come on. 448 00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:14,840 No, no, no. I don't like this. 449 00:27:15,008 --> 00:27:17,385 This just doesn't... It's none of our business. 450 00:27:17,552 --> 00:27:20,471 What do you suggest, that we leave him on the side of the road? 451 00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:22,556 Definitely. Let's go. 452 00:27:22,724 --> 00:27:24,058 All right. 453 00:27:24,226 --> 00:27:26,102 Careful. 454 00:27:26,269 --> 00:27:28,187 PERCY: Anton, come on! - Percy! 455 00:27:28,355 --> 00:27:30,356 Percy, you dropped these. 456 00:27:31,358 --> 00:27:32,692 PERCY: Giddy up! 457 00:27:32,859 --> 00:27:34,860 Val! Val, come on! 458 00:27:35,696 --> 00:27:37,697 Jump up. 459 00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:07,893 (Grunts) 460 00:28:09,104 --> 00:28:11,105 (Groans) 461 00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:19,321 (Gasps) 462 00:28:26,038 --> 00:28:28,039 (Coughs) 463 00:28:31,168 --> 00:28:32,543 Hey, you! 464 00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:35,629 I suppose somebody saves your life every day of the week. 465 00:28:35,797 --> 00:28:37,298 What? 466 00:28:37,466 --> 00:28:39,967 Is it too much of a bother for a mere thank you? 467 00:28:40,677 --> 00:28:42,553 Who are you? 468 00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:47,683 Percival St Antoine della Touraine et Sansepolcro da Piemonte III. 469 00:28:48,351 --> 00:28:51,562 And if that seems too difficult, you can call me Percy. 470 00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:53,189 Where the hell are we? 471 00:28:53,356 --> 00:28:57,735 Geographically, in the northern hemisphere, socially, on the margins, 472 00:28:57,903 --> 00:28:59,987 and narratively, with some way to go. 473 00:29:00,822 --> 00:29:02,448 And your name is? 474 00:29:02,616 --> 00:29:04,241 Uh... 475 00:29:06,244 --> 00:29:07,912 I can't remember. 476 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:09,747 That's frigging handy! 477 00:29:09,915 --> 00:29:11,791 Any credit cards? 478 00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:13,626 Are you trying to rob me? 479 00:29:13,794 --> 00:29:15,294 What are you doing? 480 00:29:15,462 --> 00:29:17,338 With your name on them. 481 00:29:17,506 --> 00:29:19,548 Oh, right, er... 482 00:29:20,550 --> 00:29:23,344 Where's my wallet? Where's my phone? What have you done with it? 483 00:29:23,512 --> 00:29:25,387 - Don't look at us. - Who are you? 484 00:29:25,555 --> 00:29:27,681 He doesn't remember. 485 00:29:27,849 --> 00:29:32,686 Listen, er...whoever you people are, and whatever it is you get up to, 486 00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:35,022 I'm cool with it. 487 00:29:35,190 --> 00:29:37,441 I won't tell anyone about it and er... 488 00:29:38,151 --> 00:29:40,027 I'm gonna go now, all right? 489 00:29:40,195 --> 00:29:42,404 (Musical ringtone) 490 00:29:50,831 --> 00:29:53,040 It's probably for you. 491 00:29:54,835 --> 00:29:56,293 Oh. 492 00:29:56,837 --> 00:29:58,712 Here's my phone. 493 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:00,631 WOMAN: There you are. 494 00:30:01,216 --> 00:30:03,092 What are you doing? What are you doing? 495 00:30:03,260 --> 00:30:05,261 (Woman speaks Russian) 496 00:30:12,310 --> 00:30:13,602 Pity. 497 00:30:13,770 --> 00:30:15,354 I speak Russian. 498 00:30:17,232 --> 00:30:19,024 Oh, hello. 499 00:30:19,734 --> 00:30:21,694 Are you all right? 500 00:30:22,779 --> 00:30:24,446 Yeah. 501 00:30:24,614 --> 00:30:26,532 Yeah, it's just I feel... 502 00:30:26,700 --> 00:30:29,910 I think I need a place to gather my thoughts for a little bit. 503 00:30:30,078 --> 00:30:31,662 Sorry, mate. Sorry, mate. 504 00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:33,789 Thank you for that but you can't stay. 505 00:30:33,957 --> 00:30:35,207 - Why not? - (Coughs) 506 00:30:35,375 --> 00:30:37,251 What do you mean? Look at him. 507 00:30:37,419 --> 00:30:39,295 We... We don't know who he is. 508 00:30:39,462 --> 00:30:41,130 We don't know what he's done. 509 00:30:41,298 --> 00:30:43,424 Listen, I haven't done anything, mate. 510 00:30:43,592 --> 00:30:45,050 - All right? - Oh, right. 511 00:30:45,218 --> 00:30:49,096 I understand where you're coming from, but understand where I'm coming from. 512 00:30:49,264 --> 00:30:52,308 I don't know my name. You know, I don't know how I got here. 513 00:30:52,475 --> 00:30:56,604 I don't know who you are or who she is, and I certainly don't know what that is. 514 00:30:56,771 --> 00:30:58,230 You know? 515 00:30:58,398 --> 00:31:01,275 The last thing I remember is being whacked in the head, 516 00:31:01,443 --> 00:31:05,571 waking up in that box, in the back of this... whatever the hell this thing is. 517 00:31:05,739 --> 00:31:07,615 And I just... I just... 518 00:31:07,782 --> 00:31:09,491 (Coughs) 519 00:31:21,296 --> 00:31:23,505 (Groans) Oh, my head! 520 00:31:27,677 --> 00:31:29,386 What the hell's going on here? 521 00:31:31,139 --> 00:31:33,015 I told you to leave him. He was dead. 522 00:31:33,183 --> 00:31:34,850 Well, he isn't and we didn't. 523 00:31:35,018 --> 00:31:37,311 ANTON: We found him hanging under the bridge, sir. 524 00:31:37,479 --> 00:31:38,979 - Hanging? - Yeah. 525 00:31:39,147 --> 00:31:42,191 By his neck till dead, if we had any sense. 526 00:31:42,359 --> 00:31:44,693 We found these in his pockets. Two of these. 527 00:31:48,073 --> 00:31:50,115 The Hanged Man. 528 00:31:50,992 --> 00:31:53,202 Scrumpy, get out of my way. 529 00:31:56,915 --> 00:31:57,748 No. 530 00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:59,917 Signs are all clear. 531 00:32:01,378 --> 00:32:03,254 And those marks! 532 00:32:03,421 --> 00:32:05,506 - I recognize them. - What marks? 533 00:32:05,674 --> 00:32:08,550 You've been sent by Mr. Nick, haven't you? 534 00:32:08,718 --> 00:32:11,637 - Mr. Nick? - I knew it. You know his name. 535 00:32:11,805 --> 00:32:12,429 No. 536 00:32:12,597 --> 00:32:14,807 He's got a proposition for me, hasn't he? 537 00:32:14,975 --> 00:32:16,934 A new wager, perhaps, 538 00:32:17,894 --> 00:32:19,770 or another twist in the game? 539 00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:22,189 He can't help himself, can he? 540 00:32:23,024 --> 00:32:25,693 Thank God! Thank God for that! 541 00:32:31,283 --> 00:32:33,284 VALENTINA: Dad says you should work. 542 00:32:33,451 --> 00:32:35,327 Help focus your mind. 543 00:32:35,495 --> 00:32:38,122 I don't know, it might bring your memory back. 544 00:32:38,290 --> 00:32:41,125 Ah, here we are. Try this. 545 00:32:41,293 --> 00:32:43,002 Thanks. 546 00:32:43,795 --> 00:32:45,796 (Gramophone plays) 547 00:32:50,927 --> 00:32:52,803 You can help out front. 548 00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:55,264 Sell tickets or something like that. 549 00:32:57,350 --> 00:32:58,976 What do you think? 550 00:32:59,144 --> 00:33:00,561 Hm? 551 00:33:02,188 --> 00:33:03,731 OK. 552 00:33:07,485 --> 00:33:09,320 So...no name 553 00:33:09,487 --> 00:33:11,488 and now no face? 554 00:33:12,282 --> 00:33:13,949 The mystery thickens. 555 00:33:14,117 --> 00:33:16,118 PARNASSUS: Get your grubby hands... 556 00:33:17,537 --> 00:33:19,413 All right. That's not necessary. 557 00:33:19,581 --> 00:33:21,832 - Valentina, we got a problem. - So strange. 558 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,876 Just a complete blank, you know. 559 00:33:24,044 --> 00:33:26,128 PARNASSUS: I can dress myself. 560 00:33:26,296 --> 00:33:28,297 Let me go, I said! 561 00:33:29,424 --> 00:33:30,758 Let me go! 562 00:33:30,925 --> 00:33:32,968 (Needle scratches on record) 563 00:33:35,513 --> 00:33:37,973 Ow. Hey, come on. 564 00:33:38,141 --> 00:33:40,142 Doctor. 565 00:33:41,728 --> 00:33:43,729 Oh, God, he's gonna be sick. 566 00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:45,647 Aha! 567 00:33:45,815 --> 00:33:47,900 Is your memory less impaired? 568 00:33:48,068 --> 00:33:49,943 Is it all coming back to you now? 569 00:33:50,111 --> 00:33:51,612 What? 570 00:33:52,405 --> 00:33:55,407 Ah, you're bloody useless. You're a flaming disaster. 571 00:33:55,575 --> 00:33:57,451 You can't go on. You're drunk. 572 00:33:57,619 --> 00:34:00,662 I'm not drunk! I'm grumpy...Scrumpy. 573 00:34:00,830 --> 00:34:02,414 (Clattering) 574 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,417 Er... 575 00:34:06,544 --> 00:34:08,420 (Mutters softly) 576 00:34:08,588 --> 00:34:10,631 ANTON: L-L-Ladies and gentlemen, 577 00:34:10,799 --> 00:34:12,758 raise your sights for one night only. 578 00:34:12,926 --> 00:34:14,510 Encounter... 579 00:34:14,677 --> 00:34:16,512 Percy, where's George gone? 580 00:34:16,679 --> 00:34:19,890 ..the majesty, the beauty, the miracle that's in each... 581 00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:22,810 - (Percy blows raspberry) - Anton, where's George? 582 00:34:22,977 --> 00:34:25,396 Who... Who's George? 583 00:34:25,563 --> 00:34:27,564 I thought we should give him a name. 584 00:34:28,566 --> 00:34:30,401 All right, that's cute. 585 00:34:30,568 --> 00:34:35,030 Saint George, in fact. To be precise. Well, hello there, darling. 586 00:34:35,198 --> 00:34:38,867 Oh, that's a lovely scarf. It matches those lovely eyes of yours. 587 00:34:39,828 --> 00:34:42,955 Well, actually, I'm here to sell a show. Want to see a magic show? 588 00:34:43,123 --> 00:34:45,207 Thank God for that. Not a single customer. 589 00:34:45,375 --> 00:34:47,126 - I'm closing up. - Let's do that. 590 00:34:47,293 --> 00:34:49,878 - He's never not done a show before. - (Whistling) 591 00:34:53,967 --> 00:34:55,843 - All right. - N-n-n-no. 592 00:34:56,010 --> 00:34:57,886 No, what are you doing? 593 00:34:58,054 --> 00:35:00,472 I'm doing my job, mate. Now, come on, do yours. 594 00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:04,393 Do yours. Go juggle. You're doing your thing, you look beautiful. 595 00:35:04,561 --> 00:35:07,020 OK. Ladies and... 596 00:35:07,188 --> 00:35:08,647 Well, ladies. 597 00:35:08,815 --> 00:35:14,111 I am very proud to present to you the one, the only, the extraordinary... 598 00:35:14,279 --> 00:35:16,155 Doctor Parnassus. 599 00:35:16,322 --> 00:35:20,200 (Drunkenly) ♪ I'm a little teapot short and stout 600 00:35:20,368 --> 00:35:23,287 ♪ Here's my handle and here's my spout... 601 00:35:23,455 --> 00:35:25,497 - Urgh! - (Needle scratches on record) 602 00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:27,499 Dad? 603 00:35:27,667 --> 00:35:29,543 This man is drunk! 604 00:35:29,711 --> 00:35:31,753 - Dead drunk! - Oh, that's disgraceful! 605 00:35:31,921 --> 00:35:34,089 - He's not drunk. - No, he's not. He's... 606 00:35:34,257 --> 00:35:36,133 - Got a bad cold. - And you know what? 607 00:35:36,301 --> 00:35:39,553 Despite that, he still went on, for his audience, for you... 608 00:35:39,721 --> 00:35:42,598 at considerable risk for his health. 609 00:35:42,765 --> 00:35:46,643 And I think that is worthy of a round of applause, ladies and gentlemen. 610 00:35:46,811 --> 00:35:48,854 - What a man. - We want our money back. 611 00:35:49,022 --> 00:35:50,439 Every penny. 612 00:35:50,607 --> 00:35:52,608 Well, you... 613 00:35:53,568 --> 00:35:56,361 All right, listen. You can have your money back. 614 00:35:56,988 --> 00:35:58,655 I understand, but I... Listen. 615 00:35:58,823 --> 00:36:01,408 To tell you the truth, the Doctor's daughter... 616 00:36:01,576 --> 00:36:03,785 I know she looks pretty but she ain't... 617 00:36:04,621 --> 00:36:06,497 She's pretty sick, see? 618 00:36:06,664 --> 00:36:08,540 She needs surgery. 619 00:36:08,708 --> 00:36:12,002 So we're trying to scrounge all we can get. Otherwise she's gonna... 620 00:36:12,170 --> 00:36:15,214 That's what all this is about - to try and get money for her. 621 00:36:16,257 --> 00:36:18,258 Do you understand? I mean... 622 00:36:19,761 --> 00:36:21,637 How about this? 623 00:36:21,804 --> 00:36:24,598 We'll give you a free ticket - no, two free tickets - 624 00:36:24,766 --> 00:36:26,683 if you buy another one at half price. 625 00:36:26,851 --> 00:36:29,144 Er...this offer's only available today. 626 00:36:31,773 --> 00:36:33,774 All right, go on. 627 00:36:36,319 --> 00:36:38,320 - What? - Oh, nothing. 628 00:36:39,364 --> 00:36:42,616 (Mimics Valentina) This offer is only available today. 629 00:36:46,246 --> 00:36:48,121 - He took all that? - Yeah. 630 00:36:48,289 --> 00:36:50,207 Have you ever seen so much? 631 00:36:50,375 --> 00:36:53,377 ANTON: That is what lying through your teeth can get you. 632 00:36:53,545 --> 00:36:55,420 Come on, Anton. 633 00:36:55,588 --> 00:36:58,674 How was he to know that we're not gonna be here tomorrow? 634 00:37:00,510 --> 00:37:02,177 Hey, maybe my birthday won't be so bad. 635 00:37:02,345 --> 00:37:04,221 Yeah, maybe it won't, actually. 636 00:37:04,389 --> 00:37:07,849 Maybe with George here, maybe you could get out of this dump. 637 00:37:09,644 --> 00:37:11,645 Go find your ideal home. 638 00:37:14,482 --> 00:37:15,774 Anton. 639 00:37:15,942 --> 00:37:17,276 (Horse whinnies) 640 00:37:17,443 --> 00:37:20,112 George! Wrong end of the horse, mate. 641 00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:22,322 What's the... 642 00:37:29,539 --> 00:37:31,707 (Parnassus groans) 643 00:37:32,584 --> 00:37:34,960 I should be dead. 644 00:37:38,715 --> 00:37:40,674 (Alarm rings) 645 00:37:42,885 --> 00:37:43,760 (Ping) 646 00:37:43,928 --> 00:37:46,263 - (Groans) - You know, you shouldn't drink. 647 00:37:46,431 --> 00:37:48,807 It just flat out doesn't agree with you. 648 00:37:48,975 --> 00:37:51,393 You are so right. 649 00:37:51,561 --> 00:37:53,437 - (Fly buzzing) - You? 650 00:37:53,605 --> 00:37:55,272 Oh, shit. 651 00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:58,859 Oh, well, what do you want from me this time? I'll do anything. 652 00:37:59,027 --> 00:38:00,277 I know you will. 653 00:38:00,445 --> 00:38:03,697 By the way, your man lost his memory. 654 00:38:03,865 --> 00:38:05,574 Bloody useless. 655 00:38:05,742 --> 00:38:07,993 - He's not my man. - What? 656 00:38:08,161 --> 00:38:12,164 No. He's a little toerag named Tony Shepherd. 657 00:38:13,916 --> 00:38:15,917 Just tidying up. 658 00:38:16,085 --> 00:38:18,086 He runs a big charity. 659 00:38:18,838 --> 00:38:20,213 I don't trust him. 660 00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:25,302 - But you don't trust me either, do you? - Oh, just tell me what you want. 661 00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:27,846 I just thought that last night when you were so upset 662 00:38:28,014 --> 00:38:30,390 that you could maybe use a little glimmer of hope. 663 00:38:30,558 --> 00:38:34,186 Maybe you could use a little bet. 664 00:38:34,354 --> 00:38:36,229 What? 665 00:38:36,397 --> 00:38:37,814 It's over, it's over. Finito. 666 00:38:37,982 --> 00:38:41,485 Oh, come on, it's never over. 667 00:38:42,195 --> 00:38:45,864 Come on, what have you got to lose? Look, you could end up winning. 668 00:38:46,032 --> 00:38:48,033 You could save her. 669 00:38:50,370 --> 00:38:52,496 What do you say? First to five souls? 670 00:38:53,498 --> 00:38:55,374 - First to five? - Yeah. 671 00:38:55,541 --> 00:38:56,833 No tricks? 672 00:38:57,001 --> 00:38:58,543 - No. - No, no cheating? 673 00:38:58,711 --> 00:38:59,628 No cheating. 674 00:38:59,796 --> 00:39:01,213 I'd say yes. Deal. 675 00:39:01,381 --> 00:39:03,840 God, I love a betting man. 676 00:39:04,008 --> 00:39:06,093 OK, by her birthday, then. 677 00:39:06,260 --> 00:39:08,720 That's in two days, you bastard. 678 00:39:08,888 --> 00:39:11,264 Do you have any idea what rotten business we're doing? 679 00:39:11,432 --> 00:39:14,142 Things are gonna pick up. Sure as eggs is eggs. 680 00:39:14,310 --> 00:39:16,520 - Yeah. - OK. 681 00:39:18,189 --> 00:39:21,608 - First one to five souls wins. - I'll kill you, you son of a bitch. 682 00:39:21,776 --> 00:39:23,777 Now that I'd like to see. 683 00:39:24,445 --> 00:39:26,488 Wait! 684 00:39:28,074 --> 00:39:29,533 (Clatter) 685 00:39:29,701 --> 00:39:31,034 Oh! 686 00:39:31,202 --> 00:39:33,161 (Chickens clucking) 687 00:39:35,623 --> 00:39:37,165 (Groans) 688 00:39:40,169 --> 00:39:42,212 Damn phone. 689 00:39:45,925 --> 00:39:47,968 - Morning, Val. - Hi, George. 690 00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:56,601 Scrumpy? 691 00:39:58,020 --> 00:39:59,104 Scrumpy? 692 00:40:00,857 --> 00:40:02,858 Oh... (Mutters) 693 00:40:07,071 --> 00:40:07,863 Oh. 694 00:40:08,030 --> 00:40:09,531 Good lord. (Tuts) 695 00:40:09,699 --> 00:40:11,158 Good lord. 696 00:40:11,325 --> 00:40:12,242 (Snap) 697 00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:14,286 - Food, food. We got food. - (Bicycle bell) 698 00:40:14,454 --> 00:40:18,415 We got bread. We got cheese. We got vegetables. 699 00:40:18,583 --> 00:40:21,251 And we got...this thing. Whatever this thing is. 700 00:40:21,419 --> 00:40:24,087 It's all your fault we're eating so well today. 701 00:40:25,006 --> 00:40:26,965 Know how to pluck? 702 00:40:27,842 --> 00:40:29,593 Is that...is that...Bertie? 703 00:40:29,761 --> 00:40:31,887 George thought doves would be better. 704 00:40:32,054 --> 00:40:33,388 - Pluck it. - Pluck it? 705 00:40:33,556 --> 00:40:35,140 - Yeah. - How? 706 00:40:35,308 --> 00:40:36,057 Here. 707 00:40:36,225 --> 00:40:38,185 That was my best trick. 708 00:40:40,021 --> 00:40:41,313 Five souls in two days, huh? 709 00:40:41,481 --> 00:40:44,441 Put a sock in it. I'm trying to think. 710 00:40:45,276 --> 00:40:48,945 He's been sent to us for a reason. I know it. 711 00:40:49,489 --> 00:40:51,907 - Cards don't lie. - No? 712 00:41:09,383 --> 00:41:12,344 Pardonnez-moi. Monsieur Saint George. 713 00:41:13,554 --> 00:41:15,597 Oh, I worry about you. 714 00:41:15,765 --> 00:41:18,183 Not knowing who you are. 715 00:41:18,351 --> 00:41:22,813 It must be extrêmement difficile pour vous, n'est-ce pas? 716 00:41:22,980 --> 00:41:26,066 Yeah, it really is. It's confusing at times. 717 00:41:26,234 --> 00:41:27,943 - I may be able to help you. - Really? 718 00:41:28,110 --> 00:41:29,778 Yes. You see this contraption here? 719 00:41:29,946 --> 00:41:31,738 Do the honors, Percy. 720 00:41:31,906 --> 00:41:34,866 Yes. Now, if you don't mind placing it on your head. 721 00:41:35,034 --> 00:41:37,244 - That's it. Now, you see these wires? - Yes. 722 00:41:37,411 --> 00:41:39,955 Just hold on to that. That's right. 723 00:41:40,122 --> 00:41:41,581 - All right. - That's right, now. 724 00:41:41,749 --> 00:41:45,627 Now, I just want you to relax. And just think of nothing. 725 00:41:45,795 --> 00:41:47,587 That's not gonna be hard considering... 726 00:41:47,755 --> 00:41:49,548 - Shut it! - I beg your pardon? 727 00:41:49,715 --> 00:41:52,050 Your mouth. Don't breathe. 728 00:41:52,218 --> 00:41:53,760 - Hold your breath. - Seriously? 729 00:41:53,928 --> 00:41:57,973 Just let the energy flow. Let it wax and wane. 730 00:41:58,140 --> 00:41:59,891 Think of the earth, the ocean... 731 00:42:03,187 --> 00:42:05,438 That's very good. Very good, very good. 732 00:42:06,357 --> 00:42:08,358 Yes. I need a name. 733 00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:11,027 I need a name. Huh? 734 00:42:11,195 --> 00:42:13,530 Yes, I have a name. 735 00:42:13,698 --> 00:42:14,322 Shepherd. 736 00:42:14,490 --> 00:42:15,365 (Exhales) 737 00:42:15,533 --> 00:42:17,534 Anthony Shepherd. 738 00:42:17,869 --> 00:42:19,911 They call you Tony. 739 00:42:23,666 --> 00:42:25,625 That was exhausting. 740 00:42:28,337 --> 00:42:31,715 You used to do good works, I understand. 741 00:42:31,883 --> 00:42:35,635 Erm...something about a charity, 742 00:42:35,803 --> 00:42:37,762 I think. 743 00:42:40,892 --> 00:42:43,351 Yes. Erm... 744 00:42:44,145 --> 00:42:46,187 Tony Shepherd... 745 00:42:47,315 --> 00:42:49,524 It rings a bell for sure. 746 00:42:49,692 --> 00:42:51,902 Wow. This... 747 00:42:52,403 --> 00:42:54,279 This...this... It really works. 748 00:42:54,447 --> 00:42:56,281 You erm... 749 00:42:56,449 --> 00:43:00,827 Is there anything else you discovered when you were doing your "ums"...? 750 00:43:00,995 --> 00:43:02,245 Well, I mean... 751 00:43:02,413 --> 00:43:04,706 You must understand this is an ancient technique. 752 00:43:04,874 --> 00:43:08,209 - Right. - I'm extremely rusty, I'm afraid. 753 00:43:08,377 --> 00:43:10,170 (Both laugh) 754 00:43:10,796 --> 00:43:13,214 No. There was absolutely nothing else. 755 00:43:13,382 --> 00:43:14,758 No. 756 00:43:18,179 --> 00:43:20,055 Well, it's fascinating stuff. 757 00:43:20,222 --> 00:43:23,475 It really is, I must say. I mean, can I take this off now? 758 00:43:23,643 --> 00:43:25,518 - Yes. - Is that all right? 759 00:43:25,686 --> 00:43:29,314 - I mean, thank you very much. - No, no. Not at all. Not at all. 760 00:43:29,482 --> 00:43:31,316 Bless you. I have a name. 761 00:43:31,484 --> 00:43:33,360 Charity work? 762 00:43:33,527 --> 00:43:34,611 Cool. 763 00:43:34,779 --> 00:43:37,489 So what was he doing dangling by his neck under the bridge? 764 00:43:37,657 --> 00:43:39,115 Percy! 765 00:43:39,283 --> 00:43:41,910 Is that rude? Did I put my foot in it? 766 00:43:42,078 --> 00:43:43,453 (Blows raspberry) 767 00:43:43,621 --> 00:43:47,165 No, it's erm...so strange. It's horrible, you know? 768 00:43:47,333 --> 00:43:49,960 I just... Everything is just a complete blank. 769 00:43:50,127 --> 00:43:52,420 You know? But as the good doctor said, I... 770 00:43:52,588 --> 00:43:55,715 I was involved in some sort of charity. I do remember that. 771 00:43:55,883 --> 00:43:57,759 There you go. Plucked. 772 00:43:57,927 --> 00:44:02,055 I mean, what a fool I must have been, you know, to think that I could have... 773 00:44:02,223 --> 00:44:04,766 - you know, changed the world. - (Pipe plays) 774 00:44:04,934 --> 00:44:08,311 That I could have made a difference. You know, given people hope, eh? 775 00:44:09,105 --> 00:44:12,899 I mean, what an arrogant idiot I must have... 776 00:44:13,067 --> 00:44:15,318 Hey! What's that? Can I have a look at that? 777 00:44:15,486 --> 00:44:19,114 - What is that you've got? - It's Beethoven, Ode To Joy. 778 00:44:19,281 --> 00:44:21,574 No, not the song, mate. The pipe. 779 00:44:21,742 --> 00:44:23,785 - Oh... - I think it belongs to me. 780 00:44:24,662 --> 00:44:26,579 - Really? You think...? - Yeah. 781 00:44:26,747 --> 00:44:30,375 How do you...how do you know that? You remembered you're a musician. 782 00:44:30,543 --> 00:44:33,294 Yeah, it's a day of remembering. Can I please have it back? 783 00:44:33,462 --> 00:44:34,671 - Are you sure? - Yes. 784 00:44:34,839 --> 00:44:36,214 You're sure this is yours? 785 00:44:36,382 --> 00:44:38,633 - Positive, mate. - How can you be sure? 786 00:44:38,801 --> 00:44:41,261 I just know these things. Can I have it back, please? 787 00:44:41,429 --> 00:44:43,263 Yeah. All right, then. Here you go. 788 00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:47,976 - Er... - Er... 789 00:44:48,144 --> 00:44:49,477 - (Laughs) - Yeah. 790 00:44:49,645 --> 00:44:50,812 - Yeah... - All right. 791 00:44:50,980 --> 00:44:53,523 - I don't know where it's gone. - It's very funny, isn't it? 792 00:44:53,691 --> 00:44:55,567 Can I have my pipe back? It means a lot to me. 793 00:44:55,735 --> 00:44:57,736 - Yeah, I understand. - It's a special pipe. 794 00:44:57,903 --> 00:45:00,780 I don't quite know... OK, sorry. Got it, got it. Sorry. 795 00:45:00,948 --> 00:45:02,115 There you go. Take it. 796 00:45:02,283 --> 00:45:04,284 - Sorry, sorry. - Thanks. 797 00:45:05,745 --> 00:45:08,455 Listen, this isn't funny, mate. That pipe means a lot to me. 798 00:45:08,622 --> 00:45:10,415 - All right? - It's a little bit funny. 799 00:45:10,583 --> 00:45:12,917 - No, it's not. Get my pipe back. - All right. 800 00:45:13,085 --> 00:45:15,128 Let me just look around. 801 00:45:15,755 --> 00:45:17,297 What is it doing in a teapot? 802 00:45:17,465 --> 00:45:19,257 That's what I want to know. 803 00:45:19,425 --> 00:45:21,509 - What is it doing in a teapot? - I don't know. 804 00:45:22,261 --> 00:45:24,137 - Now, thank you very much. - OK. 805 00:45:24,305 --> 00:45:26,931 - All right. I'm just mucking about. - All right. 806 00:45:27,099 --> 00:45:29,434 Right! Now you go fetch that thing. 807 00:45:29,602 --> 00:45:31,394 - No, I'm not kidding. Get that thing. - OK. 808 00:45:31,562 --> 00:45:33,104 - I'm gonna get it. - Right now. 809 00:45:33,272 --> 00:45:35,440 All right. Just chill out. Just chill out. 810 00:45:35,608 --> 00:45:36,357 There. 811 00:45:37,443 --> 00:45:38,860 Anton. Enough. 812 00:45:39,028 --> 00:45:41,738 I'm sorry. I'm playing around, trying to bond. 813 00:45:41,906 --> 00:45:43,490 Thanks, darling. 814 00:45:43,657 --> 00:45:45,658 Just trying to bond. 815 00:45:47,870 --> 00:45:48,953 OK. 816 00:45:49,121 --> 00:45:51,581 - That was fun! - Yeah. Funny, funny. 817 00:45:54,085 --> 00:45:56,836 - (Horse whinnies) - We'll take this one to the back. 818 00:45:57,004 --> 00:45:59,839 I'm worried about Anton. What's eating him? 819 00:46:00,007 --> 00:46:02,133 He's in love with Valentina. 820 00:46:02,301 --> 00:46:04,177 In love? Who gave him permission? 821 00:46:04,345 --> 00:46:06,429 - It happens. - The little snake. 822 00:46:06,597 --> 00:46:11,684 Take him from the streets and that's the thanks I get. I'll skin him alive. 823 00:46:11,852 --> 00:46:13,895 While you're at it, there's the other one. 824 00:46:14,063 --> 00:46:15,939 - The other one? - The rattlesnake. 825 00:46:16,107 --> 00:46:18,399 - The forgetful cobra. - Oh, Tony? 826 00:46:18,567 --> 00:46:21,319 - Tony's another kettle offish. - Is he? 827 00:46:21,487 --> 00:46:25,073 Yes, he's ambitious, energetic. A man of destiny. 828 00:46:25,241 --> 00:46:28,284 - And he'll help us win. - I think he just might. 829 00:46:28,452 --> 00:46:29,244 (Scoffs) 830 00:46:29,411 --> 00:46:32,789 - Scrumpy sees some good in him. - She's better off with Anton. 831 00:46:32,957 --> 00:46:34,749 Perhaps I should offer her hand 832 00:46:34,917 --> 00:46:38,211 to whoever helps us win the next five souls. 833 00:46:39,588 --> 00:46:43,341 That's an even worse idea than all the other bad ones you've had today. 834 00:46:43,509 --> 00:46:47,428 You're not wrong, you're not wrong. Neither of them is worthy of her. 835 00:46:47,596 --> 00:46:49,472 You're never wrong, are you? 836 00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:52,642 (Chuckles) Percy. What would I do without you? 837 00:46:52,810 --> 00:46:55,270 - Get a midget. - What? 838 00:46:55,437 --> 00:46:58,148 You know, short fellow. A little taller than I am. 839 00:46:58,315 --> 00:47:00,692 Short legs, short feet, big head. Runs kind of funny. 840 00:47:00,860 --> 00:47:02,819 Yes, I know, I know. 841 00:47:05,030 --> 00:47:09,033 Doctor Parnassus... as old as the universe itself. 842 00:47:09,201 --> 00:47:11,202 - Versed in... - Ah, evening, smokers. 843 00:47:11,370 --> 00:47:14,497 Hello, hello, hello. How's your night tonight? Is it good? 844 00:47:14,665 --> 00:47:17,375 - (Laughter) - Is it all right? Had a few pints? 845 00:47:17,543 --> 00:47:19,335 - Let the mind... - Is he OK? 846 00:47:19,503 --> 00:47:21,462 ..of the great Dr Parnassus... 847 00:47:25,134 --> 00:47:27,635 What are you doing, sniffing about like that? 848 00:47:27,803 --> 00:47:31,014 We must concentrate tonight. Everything depends on it. 849 00:47:31,432 --> 00:47:33,016 (Clash of cymbals) 850 00:47:34,268 --> 00:47:36,227 (Gramophone plays) 851 00:47:38,647 --> 00:47:40,523 (Laughter) 852 00:47:41,734 --> 00:47:45,653 Let the great mind...of this doctor... 853 00:47:45,821 --> 00:47:48,615 - (Laughter) - ..transport you.. 854 00:47:49,909 --> 00:47:52,243 ..to the world of your imagination. 855 00:47:52,411 --> 00:47:53,536 (Laughter) 856 00:47:53,704 --> 00:47:57,207 You, my dear, I see having a very special destiny. 857 00:47:57,374 --> 00:48:00,710 Procrastinate no longer, you stupid ponce. 858 00:48:01,629 --> 00:48:02,879 Procrastinate no longer. 859 00:48:03,047 --> 00:48:05,340 Oh, no, no, no, a singer. I bet you have the voice... 860 00:48:05,507 --> 00:48:07,675 - Hi there! - ..of an angel. 861 00:48:07,843 --> 00:48:11,346 Don't you, now? Now, come on, trust me, you're gonna love this experience. 862 00:48:11,513 --> 00:48:13,514 Hey, what are you doing? 863 00:48:13,682 --> 00:48:16,226 Taking you to the heart of your imagination. 864 00:48:16,393 --> 00:48:18,603 Oh, my God. No way. 865 00:48:18,771 --> 00:48:20,730 Trust me, you will not regret this. 866 00:48:20,898 --> 00:48:22,482 - Go for it, Sal. - Yeah, go for it, Sal. 867 00:48:22,650 --> 00:48:25,818 - Only if she comes too. - Now you're talking. 868 00:48:25,986 --> 00:48:28,905 - I can't do two at the same time. - Are you crazy, kid? Go for it. 869 00:48:29,073 --> 00:48:32,033 - Well, I'm not going on my own. - We'll do it together. 870 00:48:32,201 --> 00:48:34,869 - Together. Good idea. - Are you crazy? 871 00:48:35,037 --> 00:48:37,872 Two imaginations in there at the same time? 872 00:48:39,458 --> 00:48:41,459 Oh, no, no, no. Ladies, ladies, ladies. 873 00:48:41,627 --> 00:48:43,336 One at a time's fine, you see. 874 00:48:43,504 --> 00:48:46,798 When there are two, the stronger imagination will overcome the weaker 875 00:48:46,966 --> 00:48:48,633 and you have no idea what might happen. 876 00:48:48,801 --> 00:48:52,470 - That's really stupid. - One alone is safe. Follow me. 877 00:48:52,638 --> 00:48:54,597 - Enjoy yourselves. - Let go! 878 00:48:55,182 --> 00:48:57,558 - Wait, Anton. Anton! - Have no fear. 879 00:48:57,726 --> 00:48:59,477 Put me down! 880 00:48:59,645 --> 00:49:01,896 She doesn't want to do it on her own. 881 00:49:02,064 --> 00:49:05,191 Your friend is about to have a life-changing experience. 882 00:49:05,359 --> 00:49:07,068 - Put me down! - Pillock. 883 00:49:07,236 --> 00:49:08,319 - No! - What are you doing? 884 00:49:08,487 --> 00:49:10,989 We've got a customer. 885 00:49:11,156 --> 00:49:13,616 - Oh, here we go! - (Screams) 886 00:49:13,784 --> 00:49:15,285 Dad. Father. 887 00:49:15,744 --> 00:49:17,120 - Ooh! - Sal! 888 00:49:18,122 --> 00:49:20,540 Sal! Get off me! Sal! 889 00:49:24,169 --> 00:49:25,378 Dave! Dave! 890 00:49:25,546 --> 00:49:28,047 - Don't shoot the messenger. - Sal's in there! 891 00:49:28,215 --> 00:49:30,216 Get back! Get back! 892 00:49:31,885 --> 00:49:33,553 (Whinnies) 893 00:49:37,057 --> 00:49:38,474 (Cries out) 894 00:49:42,813 --> 00:49:44,230 Wait. Wait! 895 00:49:51,780 --> 00:49:53,614 VALENTINA: Tony! 896 00:49:58,620 --> 00:50:00,580 Come here, you! 897 00:50:02,499 --> 00:50:04,000 Get off! 898 00:50:07,796 --> 00:50:09,756 Come back! 899 00:50:11,091 --> 00:50:12,925 Wa-argh! 900 00:50:13,927 --> 00:50:15,928 (Sally screams) 901 00:50:18,057 --> 00:50:20,058 (Screams) 902 00:50:22,936 --> 00:50:24,937 (Fly buzzing) 903 00:50:26,065 --> 00:50:28,066 Hi there. 904 00:50:37,451 --> 00:50:39,452 Ow! (Groans) 905 00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:41,329 Shit. 906 00:50:41,497 --> 00:50:43,581 - (Muttering) - What were you thinking? 907 00:50:43,749 --> 00:50:45,750 Look what you've done. 908 00:50:47,336 --> 00:50:49,504 - (Clattering) - Jesus. 909 00:50:49,671 --> 00:50:51,339 - Leave us alone. - I'm trying to help. 910 00:50:51,507 --> 00:50:53,216 Get out of here. 911 00:50:53,384 --> 00:50:55,468 - Leave! - First to five. 912 00:50:55,636 --> 00:50:57,595 First to five. 913 00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:02,308 - First to five. One down. First to five. - Ssh. It's OK. 914 00:51:02,476 --> 00:51:04,685 Get up. We've gotta keep moving. 915 00:51:04,853 --> 00:51:08,147 - I know. It's all right. It's fixable. - Look, all the homeless guys. 916 00:51:08,315 --> 00:51:10,608 - They'll eat our food. - All right. Let's do this. 917 00:51:10,776 --> 00:51:13,486 - Jesus Christ! - What are you doing? 918 00:51:13,654 --> 00:51:15,363 - I'm helping. - You made a mess. 919 00:51:15,531 --> 00:51:17,490 - What? I'm... - Get out of here. Come on. 920 00:51:17,658 --> 00:51:20,284 - Percy, Percy... - You're not helping. Get up. 921 00:51:20,452 --> 00:51:23,413 - All right, all right. All right! I'm gone. - Go away. 922 00:51:28,919 --> 00:51:30,837 (Metal creaks) 923 00:51:31,004 --> 00:51:32,004 (Whistles) 924 00:51:34,299 --> 00:51:36,884 Why don't you just claim it all on insurance? 925 00:51:37,052 --> 00:51:40,012 - Bugger off! - All right. I was just asking. 926 00:51:43,475 --> 00:51:45,977 (Groans) Oh, God. 927 00:51:47,855 --> 00:51:49,939 That was quite an interesting crowd, wasn't it? 928 00:51:50,107 --> 00:51:52,108 Just leave me alone, mate. 929 00:51:52,901 --> 00:51:57,155 Hey, Val is a little worried about you, mate. 930 00:51:57,322 --> 00:52:01,284 And she wanted me to have a little chat with you about what happened today, 931 00:52:01,452 --> 00:52:04,829 with the young lady behind the mirror. 932 00:52:08,459 --> 00:52:11,127 Erm... What are you suggesting, mate? 933 00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:15,756 Anton, you can tell me, mate. We all heard her screaming. 934 00:52:15,924 --> 00:52:18,384 I was screaming as well. 935 00:52:18,552 --> 00:52:20,761 - It was terrifying. - It was terrifying? 936 00:52:20,929 --> 00:52:23,514 - I don't understand. - Well, you wouldn't, would you? 937 00:52:23,682 --> 00:52:26,142 You haven't been inside the Doctor's mind, have you? 938 00:52:26,310 --> 00:52:29,228 - No, I haven't. - No. Yeah, you, you, my friend, 939 00:52:29,396 --> 00:52:31,314 you probably think it's a scam. 940 00:52:31,482 --> 00:52:32,940 Well, ain't it? 941 00:52:33,108 --> 00:52:35,151 Oh, no. 942 00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:38,362 No, it's not. 943 00:52:38,530 --> 00:52:42,283 I wouldn't, I wouldn't... I wouldn't expect you to understand. 944 00:52:42,910 --> 00:52:44,619 Not in a million years. 945 00:52:44,786 --> 00:52:48,664 Right, so if Dr Parnassus can really control people's minds, 946 00:52:48,832 --> 00:52:50,875 then why isn't he ruling the world, then? 947 00:52:51,043 --> 00:52:52,335 Hey? 948 00:52:52,503 --> 00:52:56,047 Why bother with this little...sideshow act? 949 00:52:56,215 --> 00:52:59,091 It's not a sideshow. He don't wanna rule the world. 950 00:53:01,553 --> 00:53:04,555 He wants the world to rule itself. 951 00:53:06,475 --> 00:53:07,767 Yeah. 952 00:53:09,311 --> 00:53:11,771 And what about the mirror? What's that about? 953 00:53:11,939 --> 00:53:13,898 - A bit of hocus-pocus? - No, mate. 954 00:53:14,066 --> 00:53:16,609 Tony, Tony, Tony, you don't get it, man. 955 00:53:18,612 --> 00:53:20,571 It is... (Inhales) 956 00:53:21,490 --> 00:53:24,575 It's impossible to describe. It's just a mystery. 957 00:53:24,743 --> 00:53:25,993 Yeah. 958 00:53:26,161 --> 00:53:30,248 It's everything. It's you, it's me, it's us. He holds the universe behind that mirror. 959 00:53:30,415 --> 00:53:32,959 Does "first to five" mean anything to you? 960 00:53:38,423 --> 00:53:40,716 I thought you were supposed to be the clever one. 961 00:53:41,802 --> 00:53:43,928 It's all over. It's lost. 962 00:53:44,638 --> 00:53:47,598 - Finished. Over. - Ssh. Don't say that. 963 00:53:47,766 --> 00:53:49,392 It's never over. 964 00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:52,562 You're supposed to be immortal, remember? 965 00:53:53,313 --> 00:53:55,189 Honestly, it's gonna be OK, Dad. 966 00:53:55,357 --> 00:53:57,233 How can you understand? 967 00:53:57,401 --> 00:53:58,859 Hm? 968 00:53:59,027 --> 00:54:00,903 You're a child. 969 00:54:01,071 --> 00:54:03,072 You've never loved. 970 00:54:04,199 --> 00:54:06,200 Not like I have. 971 00:54:07,953 --> 00:54:10,079 From the moment I looked up... 972 00:54:10,831 --> 00:54:14,166 ..and saw her, I was captivated. 973 00:54:15,419 --> 00:54:16,752 A prisoner for life. 974 00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:19,005 (Melancholy tune) 975 00:54:21,842 --> 00:54:23,634 (Music stops) 976 00:54:29,099 --> 00:54:31,100 I was a thousand years old. 977 00:54:32,394 --> 00:54:34,353 How could I woo her? 978 00:54:35,230 --> 00:54:38,190 How could I ever make her mine? 979 00:54:39,985 --> 00:54:43,446 Percy, you devil! Let go. You don't understand. 980 00:54:43,614 --> 00:54:45,573 - Don't be a fool. - Let go. 981 00:54:45,741 --> 00:54:48,284 - You can't die. You're immortal. - Let go! 982 00:54:48,452 --> 00:54:51,495 You'll just end up broken in an eternity ward. 983 00:54:51,663 --> 00:54:53,914 And I'll end up looking after you... 984 00:54:54,082 --> 00:54:56,375 - Just let go, you little shit. - ..forever! 985 00:54:59,046 --> 00:55:01,047 No! 986 00:55:03,050 --> 00:55:07,303 And at times like these, the Devil was never far away. 987 00:55:10,057 --> 00:55:12,308 Why look so glum, Parny? 988 00:55:13,393 --> 00:55:15,686 Accentuate the positive. 989 00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:20,066 He granted me mortality again... 990 00:55:20,233 --> 00:55:22,485 and youth and new powers. 991 00:55:22,653 --> 00:55:24,654 Greater powers. 992 00:55:25,614 --> 00:55:27,406 And I won her. 993 00:55:27,574 --> 00:55:29,533 I was so in love. 994 00:55:30,243 --> 00:55:32,119 So in love. 995 00:55:32,287 --> 00:55:34,288 (Thud) 996 00:55:35,874 --> 00:55:37,917 But at what price? 997 00:55:39,044 --> 00:55:41,045 What price? 998 00:55:43,674 --> 00:55:45,591 (Mr. Nick laughs) 999 00:55:45,759 --> 00:55:47,802 What's up, Doc? 1000 00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:53,516 But at what price? 1001 00:55:53,684 --> 00:55:55,685 But at what price? 1002 00:56:05,862 --> 00:56:08,197 PARNASSUS: Pick up those rotten apples. 1003 00:56:09,032 --> 00:56:10,908 Percy, pick up those rotten apples. 1004 00:56:11,076 --> 00:56:13,160 - Ow. - Sorry. 1005 00:56:14,162 --> 00:56:16,163 Thank God it's only cuts and bruises. 1006 00:56:16,331 --> 00:56:18,207 - Yeah. - I thought we'd lost you. 1007 00:56:18,375 --> 00:56:19,917 Oh, sweetheart. 1008 00:56:20,085 --> 00:56:21,961 What a sweet thing to say. 1009 00:56:22,129 --> 00:56:23,963 Oh, look at you. 1010 00:56:24,131 --> 00:56:26,173 I've been meaning to ask you about your father. 1011 00:56:26,341 --> 00:56:28,718 He seems to be in a terrible state, you know. 1012 00:56:28,885 --> 00:56:31,303 Now, is it a financial thing? Is it money? 1013 00:56:31,471 --> 00:56:32,555 I don't know. 1014 00:56:32,723 --> 00:56:35,558 Because if it is, you know I can help out in that area. 1015 00:56:35,726 --> 00:56:38,602 - I don't know. - Or is it the show, perhaps? 1016 00:56:38,770 --> 00:56:40,980 I don't care about the show any more. 1017 00:56:41,148 --> 00:56:42,982 Or what about the police? Maybe... 1018 00:56:43,150 --> 00:56:45,818 Bring on the police. I'm sick of living like this. 1019 00:56:45,986 --> 00:56:47,987 Oh, really? 1020 00:56:48,155 --> 00:56:52,241 (Chuckles) Oh, aren't you a little toughie, eh? 1021 00:56:52,409 --> 00:56:54,618 Now, listen, you shouldn't be talking this way. 1022 00:56:54,786 --> 00:56:58,664 All right? It's very important what you're doing. It's family stuff. You know? 1023 00:56:58,832 --> 00:57:03,502 Maybe it's just things ought to be done a little different around here. 1024 00:57:03,670 --> 00:57:05,880 What different sort of way do you suggest? 1025 00:57:06,047 --> 00:57:08,132 Morning. How was your sleep last night? 1026 00:57:08,300 --> 00:57:10,134 You had a nasty bump on your head. 1027 00:57:10,302 --> 00:57:12,428 Different? What do you mean? 1028 00:57:12,596 --> 00:57:17,266 Well, I've been thinking, sir, that, you know, it's quite obvious that people... 1029 00:57:17,434 --> 00:57:19,894 you know, not many people are attracted to the show. 1030 00:57:20,061 --> 00:57:21,687 Oh, thank you so much. 1031 00:57:21,855 --> 00:57:25,399 Well, forgive me, but I have a couple of solutions to your problem. 1032 00:57:25,567 --> 00:57:29,737 One: I was thinking of changing the style of the show. 1033 00:57:29,905 --> 00:57:34,450 And two: I would change the audience, perhaps. 1034 00:57:34,618 --> 00:57:36,368 - Change? - Yeah. 1035 00:57:36,536 --> 00:57:39,747 But in my opinion I'd change both. You know, that's just me. 1036 00:57:39,915 --> 00:57:41,665 - And I'd... - Change the show? 1037 00:57:41,833 --> 00:57:44,251 Who the friggin' hell do you think you are? 1038 00:57:44,419 --> 00:57:46,962 Don't be so afraid of change, mate. 1039 00:57:47,130 --> 00:57:51,801 The fact of the matter is, this show, the stage, it's just not... 1040 00:57:52,928 --> 00:57:55,846 I don't know what the word is. It's... But you know, it's not... 1041 00:57:56,014 --> 00:57:57,014 Modern? 1042 00:57:57,182 --> 00:57:58,849 Modern. Yes. 1043 00:57:59,935 --> 00:58:03,729 You see, people want modern. They want, you know, like...like this. 1044 00:58:03,897 --> 00:58:06,857 See. This here is contemporary. This is what people want. 1045 00:58:07,025 --> 00:58:08,609 I know this world. Trust me. All right? 1046 00:58:08,777 --> 00:58:11,529 Now, with you and your mind control thingamajigamy, 1047 00:58:11,696 --> 00:58:13,489 we need to meet the public halfway. 1048 00:58:13,657 --> 00:58:16,450 You know? The right public in the right part of town. 1049 00:58:16,618 --> 00:58:18,369 - What about the filth? - What? 1050 00:58:18,537 --> 00:58:20,412 - The filth. - He means the police. 1051 00:58:20,580 --> 00:58:23,332 Oh, well, there'll be a better class of filth too. 1052 00:58:23,500 --> 00:58:25,376 - That will be the day. - Yeah. Listen. 1053 00:58:25,544 --> 00:58:29,088 The secret is, you know, not to hide. 1054 00:58:29,256 --> 00:58:31,131 Be bold. Be colorful. 1055 00:58:31,299 --> 00:58:35,719 You know, or actually, you know, be less colorful, perhaps. 1056 00:58:35,887 --> 00:58:39,390 And go places people would never expect you to be at. 1057 00:58:39,558 --> 00:58:41,934 You know? Think. 1058 00:58:42,769 --> 00:58:44,770 Sir, you saved my life. 1059 00:58:45,647 --> 00:58:48,190 Now let me do something in return for you. 1060 00:58:48,942 --> 00:58:50,442 Please. 1061 00:58:51,444 --> 00:58:53,445 Would you hold on to that? 1062 00:58:53,613 --> 00:58:55,573 Scrumpy. 1063 00:59:00,537 --> 00:59:03,956 - You believe in coincidence? - No, there's no such thing. 1064 00:59:04,124 --> 00:59:06,000 Isn't that what you always told me? 1065 00:59:06,167 --> 00:59:08,919 - Everything has a reason. - Yes, that's what I believe. 1066 00:59:09,087 --> 00:59:11,088 And the cards. Do you believe in them? 1067 00:59:11,256 --> 00:59:14,216 What the hell are you on about, Dad? Is this some kind of test? 1068 00:59:14,384 --> 00:59:18,012 Scrumpy, please, this is an extremely important day. 1069 00:59:19,681 --> 00:59:22,725 Do we gamble on Tony? 1070 00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:25,769 I want your opinion. I need your advice. 1071 00:59:25,937 --> 00:59:28,898 I don't believe this. You want my opinion? 1072 00:59:29,065 --> 00:59:31,567 - Yeah. - This is the best birthday present ever. 1073 00:59:31,735 --> 00:59:34,069 Yes. Gamble. Let's do it. 1074 00:59:34,237 --> 00:59:36,280 Yes! (Chuckles) 1075 00:59:37,407 --> 00:59:39,408 Let's do it! 1076 00:59:40,327 --> 00:59:42,036 I love you, Dad. 1077 00:59:42,203 --> 00:59:44,163 And the Devil take the hindmost. 1078 00:59:44,331 --> 00:59:45,581 - Well, lovely. - Yeah. 1079 00:59:45,749 --> 00:59:47,207 How sweet. 1080 00:59:47,375 --> 00:59:48,626 So what do we do now? 1081 00:59:49,294 --> 00:59:51,128 Well, let's see. 1082 00:59:51,296 --> 00:59:53,964 First off, how much money do we have to play with? 1083 00:59:55,425 --> 00:59:58,385 Cos we're gonna need...all of it. 1084 01:00:02,849 --> 01:00:03,974 Anton! 1085 01:00:04,684 --> 01:00:08,395 What are you doing? Didn't you do enough damage last night? 1086 01:00:08,563 --> 01:00:10,856 Anton! I'm the one who wants to run away. 1087 01:00:12,108 --> 01:00:15,402 Please, don't spoil my birthday. We need you. 1088 01:00:17,489 --> 01:00:19,490 I need you. 1089 01:00:28,375 --> 01:00:30,417 How much money have you got? 1090 01:00:44,224 --> 01:00:46,225 ♪ Ode To Joy 1091 01:00:53,066 --> 01:00:56,485 Look, my dear, did you not read our sign? 1092 01:00:56,653 --> 01:00:59,154 We're here to give, not take, my darling. 1093 01:00:59,322 --> 01:01:04,326 But I can see from your beautiful eyes that you are a very, very generous lady 1094 01:01:04,494 --> 01:01:06,120 and I applaud you for that. 1095 01:01:06,287 --> 01:01:08,956 Excuse me, but how does this work? 1096 01:01:09,124 --> 01:01:10,916 - What does it cost? - Cost? No. 1097 01:01:11,084 --> 01:01:13,752 The Imaginarium does not cost a thing. We're not here for money. 1098 01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:16,463 - How long does it take? - Well, that depends, my dear. 1099 01:01:16,631 --> 01:01:19,550 - I'm running late. - Late, late, for a very important date. 1100 01:01:19,718 --> 01:01:22,803 Gosh, I can't tell you how many times I've heard that in my life. 1101 01:01:22,971 --> 01:01:23,637 (Sighs) 1102 01:01:23,805 --> 01:01:25,597 Listen, can I ask you a question? 1103 01:01:27,100 --> 01:01:28,684 Do you dream? 1104 01:01:28,852 --> 01:01:33,480 Or should I say, can you put a price on your dreams? 1105 01:01:33,648 --> 01:01:38,902 Or the dreams of the less fortunate in this world, huh? 1106 01:01:40,113 --> 01:01:42,114 Is there a price for them? 1107 01:01:42,866 --> 01:01:48,829 Or are you all in despair at your inability to change what is wrong in this world, huh? 1108 01:01:49,664 --> 01:01:51,665 You see, I had a dream. 1109 01:01:52,459 --> 01:01:54,460 But I too walked away from it. 1110 01:01:55,253 --> 01:01:56,378 You know, I ignored it. 1111 01:01:56,546 --> 01:01:58,547 I had no time for it. 1112 01:01:59,674 --> 01:02:01,175 Does that sound familiar to you? 1113 01:02:01,342 --> 01:02:02,217 Yes? 1114 01:02:02,385 --> 01:02:03,635 I know, my dear. 1115 01:02:03,803 --> 01:02:08,432 But, you see, ladies and gentlemen, I was saved by a miracle. 1116 01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:11,101 By Doctor Parnassus. 1117 01:02:11,269 --> 01:02:13,228 He gave me my life back again. 1118 01:02:13,396 --> 01:02:15,939 He gave me a reason to dream. 1119 01:02:16,107 --> 01:02:19,318 He took me to the waterfall of happiness. 1120 01:02:19,486 --> 01:02:21,487 And I was reborn. 1121 01:02:23,948 --> 01:02:29,995 Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I can tell you now, I have been... 1122 01:02:30,163 --> 01:02:33,749 No, I am...purified. 1123 01:02:38,630 --> 01:02:40,214 - I'll go first. - No, I'm going first! 1124 01:02:40,381 --> 01:02:41,882 No, no, no. 1125 01:02:42,050 --> 01:02:44,510 Ladies, we are actually solidly booked right now. 1126 01:02:44,677 --> 01:02:45,719 Back off! 1127 01:02:45,887 --> 01:02:49,306 - But we are taking reservations. - Make a booking. Excuse me. 1128 01:02:49,474 --> 01:02:51,475 - (Women all talk at once) - Calm down. 1129 01:02:52,185 --> 01:02:54,019 Is that child up for adoption? 1130 01:02:54,187 --> 01:02:55,020 Yes. 1131 01:02:55,188 --> 01:02:59,274 I want to adopt that unfortunate black child. It shouldn't be working like this. 1132 01:02:59,442 --> 01:03:01,443 It should be in school. 1133 01:03:02,195 --> 01:03:05,114 - Who's in charge here? - You are, my lady. 1134 01:03:05,281 --> 01:03:06,949 Don't you touch me. 1135 01:03:07,117 --> 01:03:09,535 Don't be frightened, dear. Everything's OK, officers. 1136 01:03:09,702 --> 01:03:11,578 My darling, tonight is your night. 1137 01:03:11,746 --> 01:03:13,539 - Do you want to be purified? - Well, oh... 1138 01:03:13,706 --> 01:03:15,707 This is your time. Please, out of the way. 1139 01:03:15,875 --> 01:03:17,918 But we queued. How come she gets to be purified? 1140 01:03:18,086 --> 01:03:19,962 She has been chosen, my dear. 1141 01:03:20,130 --> 01:03:21,922 Come away. Trance, Doctor. 1142 01:03:22,090 --> 01:03:23,507 But I haven't paid a thing. 1143 01:03:23,675 --> 01:03:27,386 You can make a donation on your way out if you feel the need to. 1144 01:03:27,554 --> 01:03:29,096 Some people do. Most people do. 1145 01:03:29,264 --> 01:03:30,722 And he is in his trance. 1146 01:03:30,890 --> 01:03:34,434 Believe me, my dear, you are the luckiest lady alive. 1147 01:03:34,602 --> 01:03:36,603 - Now, good luck. - Ooh. 1148 01:03:36,771 --> 01:03:38,564 (Chimes) 1149 01:03:39,357 --> 01:03:41,525 Oh, this is exciting. This is fun. 1150 01:03:41,693 --> 01:03:42,943 There are so many temptations. 1151 01:03:43,111 --> 01:03:45,154 Maybe just a peek? 1152 01:03:46,948 --> 01:03:48,949 VALENTINA: No, wait, Tony! 1153 01:03:53,663 --> 01:03:55,664 Oh, how gorgeous. 1154 01:03:56,833 --> 01:03:58,959 Golly. 1155 01:04:00,503 --> 01:04:02,963 I say, gorgeous. 1156 01:04:16,561 --> 01:04:17,936 (Gasps) 1157 01:04:18,104 --> 01:04:19,229 It's me. 1158 01:04:23,401 --> 01:04:25,402 (Whimpers) 1159 01:04:28,489 --> 01:04:30,490 Thank you. 1160 01:04:31,367 --> 01:04:33,118 Who are you, dear? 1161 01:04:35,663 --> 01:04:36,830 (Gasps) 1162 01:04:36,998 --> 01:04:42,753 Oh, I have always known that you would look like this. 1163 01:04:44,714 --> 01:04:46,715 I don't even know your name. 1164 01:04:48,176 --> 01:04:50,177 It's Roger. 1165 01:05:00,855 --> 01:05:02,064 No, it's not. 1166 01:05:02,232 --> 01:05:04,566 It's Barry. 1167 01:05:04,734 --> 01:05:06,735 - Barry? - Yes. 1168 01:05:08,404 --> 01:05:10,113 How dashing. 1169 01:05:10,281 --> 01:05:11,990 Quite. 1170 01:06:34,115 --> 01:06:36,992 Oh, goodness me. 1171 01:06:39,078 --> 01:06:41,747 (Chuckles) 1172 01:06:43,124 --> 01:06:44,875 Just a minute now. 1173 01:06:45,043 --> 01:06:47,002 No, no, just a minute now. 1174 01:06:47,170 --> 01:06:51,256 If I'm not mistaken, I believe you're meant to go alone. 1175 01:06:51,424 --> 01:06:54,217 Why would I want to go there without you, my darling? 1176 01:06:54,385 --> 01:06:56,553 Well, it's one of the rules. 1177 01:06:56,721 --> 01:07:02,184 One imagination at a time, free from the influence of another. 1178 01:07:02,352 --> 01:07:03,602 Boring. 1179 01:07:03,770 --> 01:07:07,147 - Don't shoot the messenger, babe. - I'm not going to shoot the messenger. 1180 01:07:07,315 --> 01:07:09,107 Oh, look, come! 1181 01:07:11,277 --> 01:07:12,319 Another possibility. 1182 01:07:12,487 --> 01:07:13,737 Come. Come, come. 1183 01:07:13,905 --> 01:07:15,322 You must make a choice. 1184 01:07:15,490 --> 01:07:17,741 - Mm. - Actually, to be quite honest, 1185 01:07:17,909 --> 01:07:20,911 I would strongly recommend this one. 1186 01:07:21,079 --> 01:07:22,162 The gondola. 1187 01:07:22,330 --> 01:07:24,331 (Woman gasps) 1188 01:07:30,046 --> 01:07:30,962 Look, 1189 01:07:31,130 --> 01:07:33,131 Rudolph Valentino. 1190 01:07:34,217 --> 01:07:35,967 James Dean. 1191 01:07:36,135 --> 01:07:38,136 Princess Di. 1192 01:07:38,304 --> 01:07:39,763 All these people... 1193 01:07:41,307 --> 01:07:42,849 ..they're all dead. 1194 01:07:43,017 --> 01:07:44,851 Yes. 1195 01:07:45,019 --> 01:07:48,522 But...immortal, nevertheless. 1196 01:07:49,816 --> 01:07:53,485 They won't get old, or fat. 1197 01:07:53,653 --> 01:07:57,280 They won't get sick or feeble. 1198 01:07:58,241 --> 01:08:00,575 They are beyond fear 1199 01:08:00,743 --> 01:08:04,496 because they are forever young. 1200 01:08:06,249 --> 01:08:08,250 They are gods. 1201 01:08:09,419 --> 01:08:12,337 And you can join them. 1202 01:08:13,631 --> 01:08:15,549 You are such a wonderful speaker. 1203 01:08:15,716 --> 01:08:16,925 I know. 1204 01:08:17,093 --> 01:08:18,510 (Gruffly) Get in the boat. 1205 01:08:19,262 --> 01:08:20,846 Ah, one more thing. 1206 01:08:21,013 --> 01:08:22,806 Look at me. 1207 01:08:22,974 --> 01:08:26,643 This is very, very, very, very important. 1208 01:08:27,520 --> 01:08:31,773 Your sacrifice must be absolutely pure. 1209 01:08:32,817 --> 01:08:38,738 Therefore you will need to relinquish all your worldly possessions. 1210 01:08:38,906 --> 01:08:41,032 Oh. You mean this? 1211 01:08:41,200 --> 01:08:43,743 Yes. And this. 1212 01:08:46,330 --> 01:08:47,998 Now this one. 1213 01:08:48,708 --> 01:08:50,292 (Deep gurgling) 1214 01:09:00,678 --> 01:09:02,429 (Rattling) 1215 01:09:07,310 --> 01:09:09,144 Got it! You're free. 1216 01:09:09,312 --> 01:09:12,230 - You're free. - Thank you. 1217 01:09:16,944 --> 01:09:18,069 - Bye-bye. - Ta-ta. 1218 01:09:18,237 --> 01:09:18,987 Bye. 1219 01:09:20,198 --> 01:09:21,156 Bye. 1220 01:09:21,574 --> 01:09:23,742 Prepare to be reborn, darling. 1221 01:09:24,327 --> 01:09:26,203 And remember... 1222 01:09:26,370 --> 01:09:28,246 Nothing's permanent. 1223 01:09:28,414 --> 01:09:30,957 Not even death. 1224 01:09:44,222 --> 01:09:45,388 Shit. 1225 01:09:53,731 --> 01:09:55,398 I um... 1226 01:09:55,566 --> 01:09:57,067 Have you... What if... 1227 01:09:57,235 --> 01:09:58,735 No, it's... 1228 01:09:58,903 --> 01:09:59,694 Oh. 1229 01:09:59,862 --> 01:10:02,405 What the hell just happened to me? How did you do that? 1230 01:10:02,573 --> 01:10:03,823 Oh, it was nothing. 1231 01:10:03,991 --> 01:10:07,160 - Voilà. - Oh, voilà. 1232 01:10:07,328 --> 01:10:10,288 (Squeals with delight) 1233 01:10:15,628 --> 01:10:17,629 Oh, oh, oh... 1234 01:10:22,343 --> 01:10:23,510 Oh, thank you. 1235 01:10:23,678 --> 01:10:26,513 That was so beautiful. 1236 01:10:26,681 --> 01:10:27,681 Oh, thank you, madame. 1237 01:10:27,848 --> 01:10:31,393 You have given me the strength to continue. Bless you. 1238 01:10:31,561 --> 01:10:32,686 What name? 1239 01:10:32,853 --> 01:10:34,854 I'll leave it blank. 1240 01:10:39,360 --> 01:10:40,610 WOMAN: Thank you. 1241 01:10:41,862 --> 01:10:43,863 (Cries with happiness) 1242 01:10:44,782 --> 01:10:46,366 Madame, you've... 1243 01:10:47,201 --> 01:10:49,202 Take me! 1244 01:10:53,416 --> 01:10:55,125 TONY: Voilà. 1245 01:10:55,835 --> 01:10:57,961 (Sighs contentedly) 1246 01:10:59,630 --> 01:11:01,798 Fabulous. 1247 01:11:05,511 --> 01:11:07,470 (Giggles) 1248 01:11:07,638 --> 01:11:09,639 (Laughing) 1249 01:11:17,023 --> 01:11:17,814 Oh. 1250 01:11:17,982 --> 01:11:19,316 Oh, thanks. 1251 01:11:29,910 --> 01:11:32,245 One more to go and we're free. (Chuckles) 1252 01:11:34,248 --> 01:11:36,041 (Delighted squealing) 1253 01:11:56,979 --> 01:12:00,899 (They speak Russian) 1254 01:12:01,067 --> 01:12:02,359 Whoo! 1255 01:12:04,278 --> 01:12:06,279 (They speak angrily in Russian) 1256 01:12:10,159 --> 01:12:12,786 (They speak angrily in Russian) 1257 01:12:19,418 --> 01:12:20,043 Hey! 1258 01:12:20,211 --> 01:12:22,003 - Anton! - (Woman screams) 1259 01:12:22,171 --> 01:12:23,046 Just wait... 1260 01:12:23,214 --> 01:12:24,255 Ooh! 1261 01:12:24,674 --> 01:12:26,508 (Birdsong) 1262 01:12:28,761 --> 01:12:30,303 Where are we? 1263 01:12:30,471 --> 01:12:31,638 Where did he go? 1264 01:12:31,806 --> 01:12:33,014 Boss, you speak English. 1265 01:12:33,182 --> 01:12:34,974 Yeah, me too. 1266 01:12:35,142 --> 01:12:36,434 Hi. Hello. 1267 01:12:36,602 --> 01:12:39,229 Today's special. "Reach for the Clouds." 1268 01:12:39,397 --> 01:12:41,147 Discover your true potential. 1269 01:12:41,315 --> 01:12:44,150 You too can become rich, famous, celebrated. 1270 01:12:44,318 --> 01:12:46,903 Using no organic produce or nut-free food, 1271 01:12:47,071 --> 01:12:49,531 discover the power within you. Market research... 1272 01:12:49,699 --> 01:12:52,033 - There he is! - Where? Where? 1273 01:12:52,201 --> 01:12:53,827 - ..only 30, I'm sure... - After him! 1274 01:12:53,994 --> 01:12:56,287 - I'm sure. - Relax. 1275 01:12:56,455 --> 01:12:57,914 Smell the flower. 1276 01:12:58,082 --> 01:13:00,041 - Quick, up the ladder! - After him. 1277 01:13:00,209 --> 01:13:00,875 Quickly. 1278 01:13:01,043 --> 01:13:03,044 (Grunts) 1279 01:13:04,463 --> 01:13:05,714 Oh! 1280 01:13:05,881 --> 01:13:08,091 WOMAN: Reach for the clouds! 1281 01:13:08,259 --> 01:13:11,136 Come on, achieve your potential. 1282 01:13:11,887 --> 01:13:13,888 It can be you. 1283 01:13:14,056 --> 01:13:15,890 It will be you. 1284 01:13:16,058 --> 01:13:18,977 It is you! 1285 01:13:21,230 --> 01:13:23,231 It will be you! 1286 01:13:24,275 --> 01:13:26,276 It is you! 1287 01:13:27,653 --> 01:13:30,113 (Angry muttering) 1288 01:13:33,117 --> 01:13:34,242 Oh... 1289 01:13:34,410 --> 01:13:36,453 Get up there, quickly! 1290 01:13:36,620 --> 01:13:38,621 Quickly! 1291 01:13:44,336 --> 01:13:45,587 (Screaming) 1292 01:13:48,090 --> 01:13:49,716 You idiots! 1293 01:13:56,474 --> 01:13:57,265 Aaargh! 1294 01:13:58,976 --> 01:14:00,602 Ohhh... 1295 01:14:00,770 --> 01:14:02,604 Waargh! 1296 01:14:08,903 --> 01:14:11,029 Get up! Come on! 1297 01:14:14,784 --> 01:14:16,826 Gregor, get up! Idiots! 1298 01:14:16,994 --> 01:14:18,995 I want him dead! 1299 01:14:28,631 --> 01:14:30,006 (Laughs) 1300 01:14:40,184 --> 01:14:42,143 (Panting) 1301 01:14:59,495 --> 01:15:00,495 Oh... 1302 01:15:02,581 --> 01:15:06,501 It's OK! It's OK, I've got you! I've got you! 1303 01:15:06,669 --> 01:15:08,378 (Wailing) 1304 01:15:09,421 --> 01:15:11,422 I've got you! 1305 01:15:34,822 --> 01:15:35,947 Kill him! 1306 01:15:36,115 --> 01:15:38,491 (Angry shouting) 1307 01:15:39,326 --> 01:15:41,703 - Give me a chance! - That's not him! 1308 01:15:41,871 --> 01:15:44,038 I told you that's not him! 1309 01:15:44,874 --> 01:15:46,708 It's not? 1310 01:15:47,751 --> 01:15:49,502 - No, it's not. It's not. - It has to be. 1311 01:15:49,670 --> 01:15:51,921 The boss is always right. 1312 01:15:52,089 --> 01:15:53,298 No, this has to be! 1313 01:15:53,465 --> 01:15:55,675 Wait, wait, wait! He was right. It's not me. 1314 01:15:58,637 --> 01:16:00,513 It has to be. 1315 01:16:00,681 --> 01:16:02,515 Look! 1316 01:16:02,683 --> 01:16:05,310 You think you fool us? No way, Jose. 1317 01:16:05,477 --> 01:16:06,728 - No way! - Stop. 1318 01:16:06,896 --> 01:16:07,854 Listen to me. 1319 01:16:08,022 --> 01:16:09,731 You stole my money. 1320 01:16:09,899 --> 01:16:11,232 I will make you die again. 1321 01:16:11,400 --> 01:16:14,444 This time...forever. 1322 01:16:18,741 --> 01:16:19,782 Hey, hey! 1323 01:16:19,950 --> 01:16:21,784 Hey, hey, hey! 1324 01:16:21,952 --> 01:16:22,952 What are you...? 1325 01:16:23,120 --> 01:16:24,954 Excuse me! 1326 01:16:25,122 --> 01:16:28,166 Would you mind putting him down? 1327 01:16:28,334 --> 01:16:31,169 What do you think you're playing at? You're in your bedroom now? 1328 01:16:31,337 --> 01:16:33,338 You're playing with soldiers, with toys? 1329 01:16:33,505 --> 01:16:35,465 No, this is a human being! 1330 01:16:35,633 --> 01:16:37,634 Now, he's coming with me! 1331 01:16:38,802 --> 01:16:41,804 Or maybe we can settle this with some fisticuffs. 1332 01:16:41,972 --> 01:16:43,681 All right? Who's first? You're up. 1333 01:16:43,849 --> 01:16:45,558 All right. Bring it on, man. 1334 01:16:45,726 --> 01:16:47,268 Bring it on. Let's do this. 1335 01:16:47,436 --> 01:16:48,686 Let's do this. 1336 01:16:48,854 --> 01:16:50,647 OK? You first? You first? 1337 01:16:50,814 --> 01:16:52,857 - You first? - Relax. 1338 01:16:53,025 --> 01:16:55,360 Smell the flower. 1339 01:16:57,071 --> 01:16:58,029 Smell. 1340 01:16:58,197 --> 01:16:59,572 OK. 1341 01:17:03,160 --> 01:17:04,786 Oh, my... 1342 01:17:08,916 --> 01:17:10,917 (Angry muttering) 1343 01:17:23,639 --> 01:17:25,640 (Siren) 1344 01:17:35,442 --> 01:17:37,443 (Coughs) 1345 01:17:38,821 --> 01:17:39,821 'Ello, 'ello. 1346 01:17:39,989 --> 01:17:42,281 Hey, boys, channel that violence for the good. 1347 01:17:42,449 --> 01:17:45,827 Come on, join up. Come on, lads. 1348 01:17:45,995 --> 01:17:47,620 Join up today. 1349 01:17:48,414 --> 01:17:49,706 ♪ We love violence 1350 01:17:49,873 --> 01:17:52,208 ♪ With truncheon, badge and gun 1351 01:17:52,376 --> 01:17:53,918 ♪ Your right to silence ends, babe 1352 01:17:54,086 --> 01:17:56,212 ♪ When we begin our fun 1353 01:17:56,380 --> 01:17:58,172 ♪ But if you choose to join us 1354 01:17:58,340 --> 01:17:59,882 ♪ The choice is clearly yours 1355 01:18:00,050 --> 01:18:01,843 ♪ We'll swear that you'll be legal 1356 01:18:02,011 --> 01:18:04,429 ♪ When we batter down the doors 1357 01:18:04,596 --> 01:18:06,180 ♪ Of people we don't like, you know... 1358 01:18:06,348 --> 01:18:08,099 (Woman calls in Russian) 1359 01:18:08,267 --> 01:18:10,935 (Calls in Russian) 1360 01:18:12,312 --> 01:18:14,230 ♪ And split their flesh, their bones, their skulls... 1361 01:18:14,398 --> 01:18:15,356 Mama! 1362 01:18:15,524 --> 01:18:17,775 (Speaks Russian) 1363 01:18:18,527 --> 01:18:21,112 ♪ We're the mothers of all fears, oi 1364 01:18:21,280 --> 01:18:24,407 (Screaming) 1365 01:18:25,784 --> 01:18:26,868 (Thunder) 1366 01:18:27,953 --> 01:18:30,663 ALL: Mama! - Wait! 1367 01:18:30,831 --> 01:18:33,916 Wrong way! Wrong choice! 1368 01:18:34,084 --> 01:18:35,126 Come back! 1369 01:18:35,294 --> 01:18:38,087 - Mama! - (Chuckles) 1370 01:18:38,255 --> 01:18:40,381 Come back! 1371 01:18:43,177 --> 01:18:44,135 (Laughs) 1372 01:18:44,303 --> 01:18:46,304 (Gasps) 1373 01:18:47,181 --> 01:18:49,182 (Ratchet-like clicking) 1374 01:18:50,225 --> 01:18:52,226 (Whooping) 1375 01:18:52,811 --> 01:18:55,063 Hey, Parny! 1376 01:18:55,230 --> 01:18:58,232 I'm going to Chicago, baby. 1377 01:18:58,400 --> 01:19:00,651 I'm driving a stick. 1378 01:19:00,819 --> 01:19:02,070 (Laughs) 1379 01:19:02,654 --> 01:19:04,030 (Grunts) 1380 01:19:12,956 --> 01:19:16,125 Yea-a-a-a-he-a-a-a! 1381 01:19:17,461 --> 01:19:18,961 (Laughs) 1382 01:19:19,129 --> 01:19:20,421 Ahh. 1383 01:19:20,589 --> 01:19:22,590 (Laughs) 1384 01:19:33,310 --> 01:19:34,143 Anton! 1385 01:19:34,311 --> 01:19:36,771 Anton... 1386 01:19:36,939 --> 01:19:38,022 Wakey, wakey... 1387 01:19:38,190 --> 01:19:39,190 Wakey, wakey. 1388 01:19:39,358 --> 01:19:40,566 Anton... I need your help. 1389 01:19:40,734 --> 01:19:42,693 - Wakey, wakey. Help me. - I'm awake. 1390 01:19:42,861 --> 01:19:44,028 - Did you see me? - Yeah. 1391 01:19:44,196 --> 01:19:45,363 - Did you? - You were great. 1392 01:19:45,531 --> 01:19:47,698 I climbed the ladder. It was unbelievable. 1393 01:19:47,866 --> 01:19:50,701 I mean, I nearly touched the clouds. I felt incredible. 1394 01:19:50,869 --> 01:19:53,329 - I've been my true self. - Who are you? 1395 01:19:54,832 --> 01:19:56,207 It's Tony. 1396 01:19:56,375 --> 01:19:57,416 Tony. 1397 01:19:58,377 --> 01:19:59,127 Tony. 1398 01:19:59,294 --> 01:20:02,088 No, it's not Tony. You're not Tony. No, it's not Tony. 1399 01:20:02,256 --> 01:20:04,507 Use your imagination. Huh? 1400 01:20:04,883 --> 01:20:06,884 Use your imagination. 1401 01:20:08,053 --> 01:20:10,054 Listen... 1402 01:20:10,931 --> 01:20:12,098 I need your help. 1403 01:20:12,266 --> 01:20:15,143 - Yeah? - You know Parnassus' mind. 1404 01:20:15,310 --> 01:20:16,936 How do I get back to those ladders? 1405 01:20:17,104 --> 01:20:18,396 Is there a map? 1406 01:20:18,564 --> 01:20:19,981 Hey, hey, hey! 1407 01:20:20,149 --> 01:20:21,107 So you're Tony, right? 1408 01:20:21,275 --> 01:20:25,111 If you're Tony, what's the name of my chicken? 1409 01:20:25,279 --> 01:20:27,280 What? 1410 01:20:27,906 --> 01:20:29,407 Plucked. 1411 01:20:29,575 --> 01:20:32,326 God, you've no idea what it's like to feel, I mean, like a god. 1412 01:20:32,494 --> 01:20:34,495 My lungs were full of air. 1413 01:20:35,330 --> 01:20:39,000 Who were they? Who were those big Russian men with the fists in my face? 1414 01:20:39,168 --> 01:20:40,626 - That's not important. - It is. 1415 01:20:40,794 --> 01:20:43,546 - Getting back to that...full body... - You stole their money. 1416 01:20:43,714 --> 01:20:46,340 - No, I didn't. - You stole their money. 1417 01:20:46,508 --> 01:20:48,634 That's what I heard them say, with my own ears. 1418 01:20:48,802 --> 01:20:50,928 - You're going to believe them, not me? - I might. 1419 01:20:51,096 --> 01:20:53,723 And what are these? Explain these marks on your forehead. 1420 01:20:53,891 --> 01:20:56,184 I don't know. Something satanic...Devil... 1421 01:20:56,351 --> 01:20:58,811 Listen, those were irredeemably bad men. 1422 01:20:58,979 --> 01:21:00,813 Hm? 1423 01:21:00,981 --> 01:21:02,982 OK? And I'm essentially good. 1424 01:21:05,360 --> 01:21:08,696 Oh, sorry, Tony's trying to be, what, 1425 01:21:09,406 --> 01:21:10,573 - prim? - Self-righteous. 1426 01:21:10,741 --> 01:21:12,450 - Self-righteous? - Yes. 1427 01:21:12,618 --> 01:21:14,452 - Well, you want me to be honest? - Oh, yeah. 1428 01:21:14,620 --> 01:21:16,120 - You want the truth? - I'd love it. 1429 01:21:16,288 --> 01:21:17,914 - Really? - Think you can muster it up? 1430 01:21:18,081 --> 01:21:20,875 Do you think you can get it out of that carcass of yours? 1431 01:21:21,043 --> 01:21:23,419 Just for once. Just for me. 1432 01:21:23,587 --> 01:21:25,213 Eh? 1433 01:21:25,380 --> 01:21:27,632 When I set up my charity, Anton - 1434 01:21:27,799 --> 01:21:29,800 a charity for kids - 1435 01:21:30,719 --> 01:21:35,139 I needed money, and I accepted a loan from those men. 1436 01:21:40,020 --> 01:21:41,854 I had no id... 1437 01:21:42,022 --> 01:21:44,315 I didn't know. 1438 01:21:44,483 --> 01:21:47,276 They laundered dirty money through the charity. 1439 01:21:51,865 --> 01:21:53,866 I know I was stupid. 1440 01:21:54,576 --> 01:21:56,577 I made a mistake... 1441 01:21:57,412 --> 01:22:00,206 ..and the kids weren't to blame. 1442 01:22:01,458 --> 01:22:03,542 They were the innocents. 1443 01:22:03,710 --> 01:22:05,544 But I... 1444 01:22:05,712 --> 01:22:08,172 I carry that every day. 1445 01:22:08,340 --> 01:22:10,383 Every day of my life. 1446 01:22:12,761 --> 01:22:13,803 (Sniffs) 1447 01:22:15,222 --> 01:22:17,223 All right. 1448 01:22:18,141 --> 01:22:20,768 - You wanted the truth. - Sorry. 1449 01:22:25,524 --> 01:22:27,525 Are you OK? 1450 01:22:28,443 --> 01:22:30,444 Thank you for that. 1451 01:22:30,904 --> 01:22:32,905 Where are the ladders? 1452 01:22:33,073 --> 01:22:35,074 Will you show me? 1453 01:22:35,867 --> 01:22:37,868 The clouds... 1454 01:22:38,870 --> 01:22:40,496 Nah. 1455 01:22:43,583 --> 01:22:44,917 Anton... 1456 01:22:45,085 --> 01:22:46,961 Hey, mate, don't leave... 1457 01:22:47,129 --> 01:22:49,046 - Ow, ow, ow. - Don't leave me here. 1458 01:22:49,214 --> 01:22:50,423 Anton! 1459 01:22:50,590 --> 01:22:51,757 Don't leave me. Come on. 1460 01:22:51,925 --> 01:22:53,926 I almost died today. 1461 01:22:55,470 --> 01:22:57,513 Don't leave me. Mate, come on. 1462 01:22:57,681 --> 01:22:58,681 I ju... 1463 01:22:58,849 --> 01:23:00,016 Oh, this... 1464 01:23:00,183 --> 01:23:02,184 I needed the money! 1465 01:23:02,352 --> 01:23:06,355 When you run a charity, you have to give lots of money away. 1466 01:23:06,523 --> 01:23:08,024 The red tape, the bureauc... 1467 01:23:08,191 --> 01:23:12,069 You have no idea what a bunch of fascists the Charity Commission is. 1468 01:23:12,571 --> 01:23:15,031 VALENTINA: How many more times does he have to say sorry? 1469 01:23:15,198 --> 01:23:18,909 - (Tony knocking) - This is ridiculous. Bring him down. 1470 01:23:19,077 --> 01:23:20,619 Listen, Valentina. Look at me. 1471 01:23:20,787 --> 01:23:25,207 Why can't you see that he has betrayed us and he has fooled us all? It's so obvious. 1472 01:23:25,375 --> 01:23:27,793 TONY: Open the hatch! - You're just jealous. 1473 01:23:27,961 --> 01:23:30,254 - (Laughs) - It's not funny. 1474 01:23:30,422 --> 01:23:32,340 I'm not jealous. I'm not jealous. 1475 01:23:32,507 --> 01:23:33,883 Percy, open the hatch. 1476 01:23:34,051 --> 01:23:37,678 Why would he wanna come down? He knows we don't like him. 1477 01:23:37,846 --> 01:23:40,514 Come on, you guys. Look at this stuff. 1478 01:23:42,059 --> 01:23:43,768 Have you forgotten how it was before he came? 1479 01:23:43,935 --> 01:23:45,811 No, no, I haven't forgotten, Valentina. 1480 01:23:45,979 --> 01:23:48,689 It was so pure. Will you please just unzip me here? 1481 01:23:48,857 --> 01:23:50,524 Pure? 1482 01:23:51,526 --> 01:23:53,861 And the women? You saw their faces when they came out. 1483 01:23:54,029 --> 01:23:55,654 I saw his faces, Valentina. 1484 01:23:55,822 --> 01:23:58,199 I saw both of his faces. He has at least two. If not more. 1485 01:23:58,367 --> 01:24:01,744 It's my birthday. Percy, we're supposed to be celebrating. 1486 01:24:01,912 --> 01:24:03,954 (Sighs heavily) 1487 01:24:04,122 --> 01:24:05,748 At least Tony remembered. 1488 01:24:06,458 --> 01:24:08,459 Would you please listen to me for one second? 1489 01:24:08,627 --> 01:24:10,711 (Three knocks) 1490 01:24:12,923 --> 01:24:14,340 No. 1491 01:24:14,508 --> 01:24:16,300 Leave it. 1492 01:24:18,136 --> 01:24:20,137 (Four knocks) 1493 01:24:21,973 --> 01:24:24,350 Let him in, it's...Tony? 1494 01:24:24,518 --> 01:24:26,394 No, I think not. 1495 01:24:28,480 --> 01:24:30,398 Sit down. 1496 01:24:37,531 --> 01:24:39,281 (Four knocks) 1497 01:24:39,449 --> 01:24:41,575 Can somebody please answer the door? 1498 01:24:41,743 --> 01:24:44,203 I can't stand not answering the door, or the telephone. 1499 01:24:44,371 --> 01:24:46,789 Drives me crazy. It's not in my nature. 1500 01:24:46,957 --> 01:24:48,582 I won't be able to sleep. 1501 01:24:48,750 --> 01:24:52,211 The knock-knock-knocking is gonna be in my head all night. 1502 01:24:52,379 --> 01:24:53,879 Just things like that. 1503 01:25:00,345 --> 01:25:02,430 (Guttural muttering) 1504 01:25:07,310 --> 01:25:08,310 Well... 1505 01:25:09,980 --> 01:25:11,188 ..you've won. 1506 01:25:12,023 --> 01:25:13,399 It's over. 1507 01:25:13,567 --> 01:25:16,986 - Four rotten Russkies? - And the girl from the pub. 1508 01:25:17,154 --> 01:25:19,405 Ahh, Sal. 1509 01:25:21,366 --> 01:25:23,617 She don't count. Do you, Sal? 1510 01:25:23,785 --> 01:25:26,245 And that's how you take your pleasure, is it? 1511 01:25:26,413 --> 01:25:28,080 Toying with me? 1512 01:25:28,248 --> 01:25:29,832 Like a cat with a mouse? 1513 01:25:30,000 --> 01:25:33,002 Come on. Sal didn't get to make a real choice. 1514 01:25:33,170 --> 01:25:36,005 You were out for the count. It wouldn't be fair. 1515 01:25:36,173 --> 01:25:39,800 You got four... So, you know, you get your friend Tony. 1516 01:25:40,469 --> 01:25:42,136 Come on. 1517 01:25:42,929 --> 01:25:44,263 We're even. 1518 01:25:45,015 --> 01:25:46,932 It's not quite over. 1519 01:25:47,100 --> 01:25:48,809 (Fly buzzing) 1520 01:25:49,478 --> 01:25:51,145 Not quite. 1521 01:25:52,147 --> 01:25:53,731 Ho-ho, look at the time. 1522 01:25:53,899 --> 01:25:55,858 It's almost eleven. 1523 01:25:56,943 --> 01:25:58,944 (Chuckles) 1524 01:26:04,242 --> 01:26:05,117 Dad? 1525 01:26:05,285 --> 01:26:06,744 What? 1526 01:26:06,912 --> 01:26:11,248 Oh. We're going to have to give another performance. 1527 01:26:11,416 --> 01:26:13,209 Now, quickly. 1528 01:26:13,376 --> 01:26:14,793 Er... 1529 01:26:15,629 --> 01:26:17,505 Get ready to move out. 1530 01:26:17,672 --> 01:26:19,882 - Who was that? - Just somebody asking the way. 1531 01:26:20,050 --> 01:26:22,176 I overheard you. He wasn't asking the way. 1532 01:26:22,344 --> 01:26:24,303 Yes. Tony! Percy! 1533 01:26:24,471 --> 01:26:27,389 - What's going on? - Not now, Scrumpy, not now. 1534 01:26:27,557 --> 01:26:30,226 - Where's Tony? - What are you hiding? 1535 01:26:30,393 --> 01:26:35,064 It's to do with that rambling story you started telling and never finished. 1536 01:26:35,232 --> 01:26:36,482 What are you hiding? 1537 01:26:36,650 --> 01:26:38,025 Oh, you... 1538 01:26:41,404 --> 01:26:43,405 I want to know the truth. 1539 01:26:47,160 --> 01:26:49,203 The truth? 1540 01:26:52,541 --> 01:26:54,333 I am thousands of years old. 1541 01:26:55,252 --> 01:26:57,545 I have been immortal. 1542 01:26:58,296 --> 01:27:00,005 And... 1543 01:27:00,757 --> 01:27:02,800 ..I did make a bargain with the Devil. 1544 01:27:04,010 --> 01:27:05,844 For that woman, in the story? 1545 01:27:06,012 --> 01:27:07,471 Yes. 1546 01:27:09,975 --> 01:27:11,809 Your mother. 1547 01:27:17,440 --> 01:27:22,194 I regained my youth and I won her. 1548 01:27:22,362 --> 01:27:24,196 We lived in joy. 1549 01:27:24,906 --> 01:27:26,991 We grew old together. 1550 01:27:27,158 --> 01:27:30,119 And then one day she came and told me that she was pregnant. 1551 01:27:30,287 --> 01:27:32,288 Imagine. 1552 01:27:32,455 --> 01:27:34,999 60 years old and pregnant. 1553 01:27:35,166 --> 01:27:37,084 It was a miracle. 1554 01:27:38,086 --> 01:27:40,379 But she died giving birth. 1555 01:27:43,425 --> 01:27:44,592 Me? 1556 01:27:44,759 --> 01:27:46,427 Yes. 1557 01:27:48,597 --> 01:27:51,140 Miracle or a mistake? 1558 01:27:51,308 --> 01:27:53,642 You're the best mistake I ever made. 1559 01:27:54,853 --> 01:27:57,396 And the bargain with the Devil? 1560 01:27:58,106 --> 01:27:59,940 There are two parts to a bargain. 1561 01:28:00,108 --> 01:28:01,817 He granted me mortality 1562 01:28:01,985 --> 01:28:09,533 on condition that any child I would father... would, at the age of 16, belong to him. 1563 01:28:11,911 --> 01:28:13,454 No. 1564 01:28:13,622 --> 01:28:15,706 You're just telling a story. 1565 01:28:16,499 --> 01:28:18,709 A cruel story. 1566 01:28:18,877 --> 01:28:21,170 - Why should I believe it? - Because it's true. 1567 01:28:21,338 --> 01:28:24,256 Every word of it's true. But... But there's a new wager. 1568 01:28:24,424 --> 01:28:27,343 All is not lost. Now, we can win, we can win. 1569 01:28:27,510 --> 01:28:29,303 - You'll be mine again. - Enough, enough! 1570 01:28:29,471 --> 01:28:31,013 - Stop! - No, listen to me, Scrumpy. 1571 01:28:31,181 --> 01:28:32,973 Listen to yourself! 1572 01:28:33,767 --> 01:28:36,644 Who are you? I don't know any more! 1573 01:28:36,811 --> 01:28:39,772 All my life you've filled my head with dreams. 1574 01:28:39,939 --> 01:28:41,690 Your dreams. 1575 01:28:41,858 --> 01:28:44,026 You're making deals with the Devil. 1576 01:28:44,819 --> 01:28:46,820 What am I? 1577 01:28:46,988 --> 01:28:49,573 A pathetic bet? 1578 01:28:49,741 --> 01:28:51,825 Another mistake? 1579 01:28:53,453 --> 01:28:55,829 - Val! - Oh, she's gone. 1580 01:28:57,123 --> 01:28:59,667 - She's gone. - Telling the truth... 1581 01:29:00,460 --> 01:29:02,252 Always a bad idea. 1582 01:29:02,420 --> 01:29:06,632 Oh, hold your tongue, you smug little pustule! 1583 01:29:06,800 --> 01:29:09,176 Get out of my sight and stay out! 1584 01:29:18,061 --> 01:29:21,939 Perhaps you'll find a midget - if you're lucky. 1585 01:29:26,528 --> 01:29:28,320 Valentina! 1586 01:29:31,616 --> 01:29:33,492 Valentina! 1587 01:29:37,831 --> 01:29:39,498 Valentina! 1588 01:29:41,835 --> 01:29:43,585 Valentina! 1589 01:29:46,881 --> 01:29:48,841 Fuck. 1590 01:29:51,261 --> 01:29:53,011 Come on. 1591 01:29:57,642 --> 01:30:01,103 - What are you doing? - Trying to save your daughter's life, sir. 1592 01:30:01,271 --> 01:30:02,521 Save? 1593 01:30:02,689 --> 01:30:03,897 How? 1594 01:30:04,065 --> 01:30:06,442 Well, I figured I could be the fifth soul. 1595 01:30:06,609 --> 01:30:09,069 See. I could take that risk, sir. 1596 01:30:09,237 --> 01:30:11,739 You're a good lad, Tony, but it's no use. 1597 01:30:11,906 --> 01:30:13,323 We still have time, don't we? 1598 01:30:13,491 --> 01:30:15,409 Yes, of course there's still time, but... 1599 01:30:15,577 --> 01:30:18,746 You know I'd never ask for anything in return? It's not in my nature. 1600 01:30:18,913 --> 01:30:23,459 Well, you're a saint, my boy, you're a saint, but it...it's positively useless. 1601 01:30:23,626 --> 01:30:25,335 Actually, there is one thing. 1602 01:30:25,503 --> 01:30:26,587 Um... 1603 01:30:26,755 --> 01:30:31,133 How about an initiation into the secrets of the trance? 1604 01:30:31,301 --> 01:30:33,302 - Oh, I can't do that, no. - What? Why not? 1605 01:30:33,470 --> 01:30:35,179 - No, it won't work. - I could do it. 1606 01:30:35,346 --> 01:30:37,264 - You'd be a great teacher. - It hurts my head. 1607 01:30:37,432 --> 01:30:39,266 - What do you mean? - Too up... Too upset. 1608 01:30:39,434 --> 01:30:42,561 Oh, it's not a time to be upset, sir. It's time to be happy. 1609 01:30:42,729 --> 01:30:44,396 I mean, think about Valentina. 1610 01:30:44,564 --> 01:30:47,107 Now, we need you to be in a trance for this to work. 1611 01:30:47,275 --> 01:30:48,525 - Mm. - Can you give me that? 1612 01:30:48,693 --> 01:30:50,819 - Well... - Come on. Close your eyes, come on. 1613 01:30:52,614 --> 01:30:55,157 Close your eyes. Think of the ocean. 1614 01:30:55,325 --> 01:30:58,076 The ocean going in and out. 1615 01:30:58,244 --> 01:31:00,954 In and...out. 1616 01:31:01,122 --> 01:31:04,249 Yes, in and...out. 1617 01:31:05,627 --> 01:31:08,587 In and out. 1618 01:31:10,590 --> 01:31:12,841 And in and out. 1619 01:31:20,558 --> 01:31:22,059 Shit! 1620 01:31:23,311 --> 01:31:25,646 I don't have time for this. Pull yourself together. 1621 01:31:25,814 --> 01:31:27,356 This is not a time to be playing baby. 1622 01:31:27,524 --> 01:31:28,649 - It's no good. - What isn't? 1623 01:31:28,817 --> 01:31:29,817 It's no good. 1624 01:31:29,984 --> 01:31:31,693 - Now concentrate. - Won't work. 1625 01:31:31,861 --> 01:31:34,321 Damn it, Tony, just... I need to calm down. 1626 01:31:34,489 --> 01:31:35,989 You need to calm down. 1627 01:31:36,157 --> 01:31:42,120 You just need to relax and try and um...think of...chocolate. 1628 01:31:42,288 --> 01:31:45,415 Um, melting away on a hot stove. 1629 01:31:45,583 --> 01:31:48,293 It's just melting, melting... 1630 01:31:48,461 --> 01:31:50,462 (Parnassus hums softly) 1631 01:31:51,798 --> 01:31:53,799 (Tony joins in humming) 1632 01:31:54,801 --> 01:31:56,301 Good, good, good, good, good. 1633 01:31:56,469 --> 01:31:58,887 Right, stay with me, sir. Stay with me. 1634 01:31:59,764 --> 01:32:00,639 (Smashing) 1635 01:32:00,807 --> 01:32:03,141 - Oi, what's wrong with you? - Duty! 1636 01:32:03,309 --> 01:32:05,227 Truth! 1637 01:32:05,395 --> 01:32:06,395 - Oi. - Justice! 1638 01:32:06,563 --> 01:32:08,772 - Now, what is your problem? - It's lies. 1639 01:32:08,940 --> 01:32:10,941 Just listen. All right now, calm down. 1640 01:32:11,109 --> 01:32:12,860 Bloody hell, father like daughter. 1641 01:32:13,027 --> 01:32:14,736 - Now come here, look at me. - No. 1642 01:32:14,904 --> 01:32:16,446 - Calm down. - No, no. 1643 01:32:16,614 --> 01:32:18,282 - What is wrong? Talk to me. - Lying... 1644 01:32:18,449 --> 01:32:21,326 - Who's lying? - I used to think it was precious. It's not. 1645 01:32:21,494 --> 01:32:24,496 What, the Imaginarium? What are you talking about? 1646 01:32:24,664 --> 01:32:27,791 - I can't even run away. - You can't even run away from what? 1647 01:32:27,959 --> 01:32:29,585 - You wanna run away from this? - Yes. 1648 01:32:29,752 --> 01:32:33,046 Listen, if you wanna get away, I can take you to a beautiful place. 1649 01:32:33,214 --> 01:32:35,382 All right? I can take you somewhere. 1650 01:32:35,550 --> 01:32:39,052 I can get you out of this darkness. I'll take you to the light, all right? 1651 01:32:39,220 --> 01:32:40,929 I'll take you somewhere beautiful. 1652 01:32:41,097 --> 01:32:43,640 Just you and me. Now trust me. Come with me now. 1653 01:32:43,808 --> 01:32:45,767 We don't have time for this. All right? 1654 01:32:45,935 --> 01:32:47,978 Now, it's gonna be a paradise, all right? 1655 01:32:48,146 --> 01:32:50,397 It's my world. It could be our world. 1656 01:32:50,565 --> 01:32:52,482 Trust me, it'll be perfect. 1657 01:32:53,693 --> 01:32:56,403 Ah, now. No, see, yeah, that's bad. 1658 01:32:56,571 --> 01:32:59,156 - Did some light reading and found this. - Can I have a look? 1659 01:32:59,324 --> 01:33:01,783 - Valentina might be interested. - We don't have time. 1660 01:33:01,951 --> 01:33:03,911 - We gotta get inside. - He's a liar! 1661 01:33:04,078 --> 01:33:06,622 - He's nothing but a liar, Val. - This was in the past. 1662 01:33:06,789 --> 01:33:08,916 In the present, I have to get you in there. 1663 01:33:09,083 --> 01:33:11,293 - So come here and trust me... - Shut up! 1664 01:33:12,545 --> 01:33:14,212 Shut up! 1665 01:33:14,881 --> 01:33:16,506 Val! Valentina! 1666 01:33:16,674 --> 01:33:18,091 No! 1667 01:33:19,260 --> 01:33:21,470 - Aarghh! - Right. 1668 01:33:22,639 --> 01:33:24,723 I didn't want it to get to this point, mate. 1669 01:33:25,391 --> 01:33:28,602 You don't believe what you read in the newspapers. 1670 01:33:30,063 --> 01:33:31,313 Especially The Mirror. 1671 01:33:31,481 --> 01:33:33,482 (Continues humming) 1672 01:33:36,861 --> 01:33:38,862 (Birdsong) 1673 01:33:40,865 --> 01:33:43,033 (They sigh) 1674 01:33:43,201 --> 01:33:45,160 You were right. 1675 01:33:45,328 --> 01:33:47,245 The world is beautiful. 1676 01:33:48,206 --> 01:33:51,708 - Hmm. - I always dreamed you'd be like this. 1677 01:33:51,876 --> 01:33:54,002 Yeah? 1678 01:33:59,175 --> 01:34:03,095 And er...well, didn't I say you'd be happy here? 1679 01:34:03,972 --> 01:34:06,556 Isn’t it just...perfect? 1680 01:34:06,724 --> 01:34:08,141 Perfect. 1681 01:34:09,560 --> 01:34:10,644 Hmm. 1682 01:34:10,812 --> 01:34:12,938 If only we didn't have to make a choice. 1683 01:34:13,106 --> 01:34:15,065 There doesn't have to be a choice. 1684 01:34:15,233 --> 01:34:17,776 Sweetheart, a rule's a rule. 1685 01:34:17,944 --> 01:34:19,444 Those are my father's rules. 1686 01:34:19,612 --> 01:34:21,279 We're free. 1687 01:34:22,031 --> 01:34:23,824 - See? - Oh. 1688 01:34:23,992 --> 01:34:25,450 - Really? - Really. 1689 01:34:25,618 --> 01:34:27,160 - Hmm. - (She giggles) 1690 01:34:27,328 --> 01:34:29,287 Well, er...I suppose you are right. 1691 01:34:30,081 --> 01:34:33,834 Tony, we're free if we want to be. 1692 01:34:34,877 --> 01:34:37,045 Let's just let the river do the choosing. 1693 01:34:38,339 --> 01:34:40,674 Now...kiss me. 1694 01:34:52,687 --> 01:34:55,522 Oh, Val, you're a very naughty girl. 1695 01:35:00,611 --> 01:35:03,196 VALENTINA: ♪ When the moon hits your eyes 1696 01:35:03,364 --> 01:35:05,615 ♪ Like a big pizza pie 1697 01:35:05,783 --> 01:35:07,951 ♪ That's amore 1698 01:35:08,119 --> 01:35:10,746 ♪ When the stars make you drool 1699 01:35:10,913 --> 01:35:13,165 ♪ Just like pasta fazool 1700 01:35:13,332 --> 01:35:15,042 ♪ You're in love 1701 01:35:18,129 --> 01:35:20,172 You know... 1702 01:35:21,716 --> 01:35:23,467 ..I think maybe I love you, Tony. 1703 01:35:24,302 --> 01:35:26,219 Val. 1704 01:35:26,387 --> 01:35:28,805 We should lie here more often. 1705 01:35:30,641 --> 01:35:32,768 Get married. 1706 01:35:33,519 --> 01:35:35,937 Make babies. 1707 01:35:38,107 --> 01:35:39,983 (Girl sobbing) 1708 01:35:43,404 --> 01:35:46,698 - Well, maybe this is my, er...choice. - What d'you mean? 1709 01:35:46,866 --> 01:35:49,367 That's a child. It's not a choice. 1710 01:35:49,535 --> 01:35:51,244 - She needs our help. - Yes. 1711 01:35:51,412 --> 01:35:54,122 It's OK. It's OK. Come here, we'll help you. 1712 01:35:54,290 --> 01:35:56,374 Look, don't worry. Don't worry, come here. 1713 01:35:56,542 --> 01:35:58,418 No, no, it's OK, we're here to help you. 1714 01:35:58,586 --> 01:36:00,253 - Tony, help me. She's strong. - No! 1715 01:36:00,421 --> 01:36:02,881 - Come, it's OK. Honestly, no. - (Girl grunts) 1716 01:36:03,049 --> 01:36:05,092 No, we're friends. Come here. 1717 01:36:05,259 --> 01:36:07,469 (Shouts in Russian) 1718 01:36:07,637 --> 01:36:10,388 - Huh? - (Photographers call out) 1719 01:36:11,349 --> 01:36:13,850 - Smile for the cameras, sweetheart. - Lovely! 1720 01:36:14,018 --> 01:36:16,019 I think this is my world. 1721 01:36:16,187 --> 01:36:17,813 - (Applause) ♪ Ode To Joy 1722 01:36:19,273 --> 01:36:22,567 Well, sustainability's great. I mean, if you can achieve it. 1723 01:36:22,735 --> 01:36:25,362 The problem in most cases is you simply can't get there. 1724 01:36:25,530 --> 01:36:29,866 Don't you risk entrenching the need for charity by institutionalizing it? 1725 01:36:30,034 --> 01:36:33,370 It's an unfortunate truism that charity, like poor little Olga here, 1726 01:36:33,538 --> 01:36:35,497 is always with us, to coin a phrase. 1727 01:36:35,665 --> 01:36:37,541 Ah, there you are, my darling. 1728 01:36:37,708 --> 01:36:41,211 Ladies and gentlemen, isn't she a wonder? Hello. Big smiles. 1729 01:36:41,379 --> 01:36:44,714 - What's your message to the President? - I wouldn't presume to have one. 1730 01:36:44,882 --> 01:36:48,760 I think, luckily for the Foundation, we see eye-to-eye on most things. 1731 01:36:48,928 --> 01:36:51,263 - Tony, I had something... - Oh, one sec, love. 1732 01:36:52,306 --> 01:36:54,307 (Cheering and whistling) 1733 01:36:55,143 --> 01:36:56,852 Mr. President, thank you for coming. 1734 01:36:57,019 --> 01:36:58,854 - There he is. - It's great to see you. 1735 01:36:59,021 --> 01:37:02,816 ♪ We are the children of the world 1736 01:37:02,984 --> 01:37:06,653 ♪ And we have suffered for your sins 1737 01:37:07,196 --> 01:37:10,240 ♪ But if you open up your heart 1738 01:37:10,408 --> 01:37:13,577 ♪ A beautiful new day begins... 1739 01:37:14,328 --> 01:37:18,206 Ladies and gentlemen, please be upstanding for the President. 1740 01:37:19,500 --> 01:37:21,418 Yes, so many suffering children. 1741 01:37:21,586 --> 01:37:25,672 So much opportunity to do some good, really. It'll be a big year for our Foundation. 1742 01:37:25,840 --> 01:37:28,633 President is getting ready to make a speech, introduce me. 1743 01:37:28,801 --> 01:37:30,635 - Yeah. - Lovely. 1744 01:37:30,803 --> 01:37:32,596 Talk to you tomorrow. Yes, absolutely. 1745 01:37:32,763 --> 01:37:34,973 I've only three words to say. 1746 01:37:36,475 --> 01:37:38,727 Well done, Tony. 1747 01:37:38,895 --> 01:37:41,354 Ah, the children. The children. 1748 01:37:42,815 --> 01:37:45,317 This is a vital moment for the future of the Foundation. 1749 01:37:45,484 --> 01:37:48,236 - Children of the world depend on us. - Valentina! 1750 01:37:51,490 --> 01:37:53,241 Valentina! 1751 01:37:53,409 --> 01:37:55,118 - Anton? - Yep. 1752 01:37:56,579 --> 01:37:59,080 - Anton? - Yes, yes, listen to me right now. 1753 01:37:59,248 --> 01:38:01,208 This is nothing to do with you. This is him. 1754 01:38:01,375 --> 01:38:03,251 - Where are you? - This is his imagination. 1755 01:38:03,419 --> 01:38:04,628 Right, call security now! 1756 01:38:04,795 --> 01:38:06,546 Down here, under your arm. Yes, yes. 1757 01:38:06,714 --> 01:38:09,132 - What... Anton, what are you doing here? - Look. 1758 01:38:09,300 --> 01:38:12,719 "Disgraced Director of children's charity, Suffer The Little Children..." 1759 01:38:12,887 --> 01:38:14,930 He's lying. It's not right, he's jeal... 1760 01:38:15,097 --> 01:38:19,434 "..was arrested last week on charges of stealing organs of Third World children 1761 01:38:19,602 --> 01:38:21,937 and selling them to wealthy Westerners." 1762 01:38:23,439 --> 01:38:25,232 - Come back. - What are you doing? 1763 01:38:25,399 --> 01:38:26,775 - That's Anton. - He's lying. 1764 01:38:26,943 --> 01:38:29,027 - Stop! - Whose side are you on? 1765 01:38:31,113 --> 01:38:32,989 You, you've betrayed me, haven't you? 1766 01:38:33,157 --> 01:38:36,284 - After all we've been through. - Don't you touch her! 1767 01:38:36,452 --> 01:38:40,705 I'll show 'em! I'll show them all, Tony. I'll show 'em all. 1768 01:38:40,873 --> 01:38:43,375 PRESIDENT: ..have had the courage to fight poverty... 1769 01:38:43,542 --> 01:38:46,294 - He's a liar, he's a fraud! - Come here, you little bastard! 1770 01:38:46,462 --> 01:38:48,213 - Do not believe him. - I'll kill you. 1771 01:38:48,381 --> 01:38:51,132 - ..passion...and dedication... - All right, all right... 1772 01:38:51,300 --> 01:38:53,260 - Trying to... - ..careers and struggles... 1773 01:38:53,427 --> 01:38:55,762 Shut up! Trying to ruin my world! 1774 01:38:55,930 --> 01:38:57,681 Stop him! 1775 01:38:57,848 --> 01:38:59,933 - My God. - Somebody stop him. 1776 01:39:00,101 --> 01:39:02,269 - He's a monster! - Stop him! 1777 01:39:02,436 --> 01:39:04,521 He was being a very naughty little boy. 1778 01:39:04,689 --> 01:39:06,398 (Booing) 1779 01:39:08,317 --> 01:39:10,110 Christ. Mr. President. 1780 01:39:10,278 --> 01:39:11,653 Fuck. 1781 01:39:11,821 --> 01:39:13,280 Right. 1782 01:39:13,990 --> 01:39:15,115 Stop him! 1783 01:39:15,283 --> 01:39:17,492 Get out of me way! Christ. 1784 01:39:19,370 --> 01:39:21,121 Er, exit sign? 1785 01:39:21,289 --> 01:39:22,706 Er, oh, no. 1786 01:39:22,873 --> 01:39:25,041 No! No! 1787 01:39:25,209 --> 01:39:27,210 No! I can't. No, no, no... 1788 01:39:28,462 --> 01:39:30,463 No, not good. Er... 1789 01:39:31,507 --> 01:39:34,009 I'm coming after you, Tony! I'm coming after you! 1790 01:39:34,176 --> 01:39:35,635 No, get off me. 1791 01:39:35,803 --> 01:39:37,387 Get off of me. 1792 01:39:45,146 --> 01:39:46,771 Anton! Anton! 1793 01:39:46,939 --> 01:39:48,356 - Are you OK? - Are you all right? 1794 01:39:48,524 --> 01:39:50,275 Val! Val, watch out! 1795 01:39:50,443 --> 01:39:51,901 Be careful. Are you all right? 1796 01:39:52,069 --> 01:39:53,778 Valentina. 1797 01:39:53,946 --> 01:39:55,822 - Val. Val! - Anton. 1798 01:39:58,576 --> 01:39:59,701 Anton. 1799 01:40:01,120 --> 01:40:03,246 Val, help me. 1800 01:40:03,414 --> 01:40:05,206 Hold on to me. Hold on to me, please. 1801 01:40:05,374 --> 01:40:07,459 Hold on! 1802 01:40:08,169 --> 01:40:11,296 Aaarrghh! Ohh! Ohh! 1803 01:40:12,340 --> 01:40:13,590 I'm sorry. 1804 01:40:13,758 --> 01:40:15,216 I was so wrong. 1805 01:40:15,384 --> 01:40:16,885 Yeah, I know, I know. 1806 01:40:19,138 --> 01:40:21,097 But I love you. 1807 01:40:30,691 --> 01:40:34,277 Who are you working for? You didn't come up with all this by yourself. 1808 01:40:34,445 --> 01:40:36,738 - You bastard! - Nah, somebody's got to you. 1809 01:40:36,906 --> 01:40:39,949 Somebody's paid you. Speak a little Russian, do we? 1810 01:40:41,077 --> 01:40:43,453 - Valentina! Scrumpy! - Huh? 1811 01:40:44,997 --> 01:40:47,123 Miraculous child, there you are. 1812 01:40:47,291 --> 01:40:48,708 You old bastard. 1813 01:40:48,876 --> 01:40:50,502 After everything we've been through. 1814 01:40:50,669 --> 01:40:52,504 How could you? Is this how you repay me? 1815 01:40:52,671 --> 01:40:54,839 I can't believe it. After everything. 1816 01:40:55,007 --> 01:40:57,133 - And this is all your doing. - Yeah, all my doing? 1817 01:40:57,301 --> 01:40:59,135 - How could you, Doc? - No, no, no, no, no. 1818 01:40:59,303 --> 01:41:03,765 I'm Felicity. I-I mean I'm the falicitator - the facilitator - dear boy. 1819 01:41:03,933 --> 01:41:06,810 I create the opportunity. It's not my fault if you're not up to it. 1820 01:41:06,977 --> 01:41:09,270 - I'll forgive you. - (Angry shouting) 1821 01:41:18,948 --> 01:41:20,365 Dad! 1822 01:41:21,075 --> 01:41:23,034 Dad! 1823 01:41:23,452 --> 01:41:25,328 (Siren) 1824 01:41:26,122 --> 01:41:27,414 Wake up. 1825 01:41:27,581 --> 01:41:28,957 Dad! 1826 01:41:29,125 --> 01:41:30,583 Please. 1827 01:41:32,128 --> 01:41:34,462 - Please. - Step back, miss. Step back. 1828 01:41:35,923 --> 01:41:37,424 Sir? Can...? 1829 01:41:38,592 --> 01:41:41,136 Please, miss. There's n-nothing you can do. 1830 01:41:41,303 --> 01:41:43,430 - He's, he's d-d-dead... - No! 1831 01:41:43,597 --> 01:41:45,849 D-D-Dead drunk. 1832 01:41:46,725 --> 01:41:49,227 - Bollocks. - Haven't we seen this guy before? 1833 01:41:49,395 --> 01:41:52,105 - Oh, they all look the same. - Aye, bloody drunks. 1834 01:41:56,610 --> 01:41:58,528 I hate you! 1835 01:41:58,696 --> 01:42:00,780 You make me sick! 1836 01:42:12,042 --> 01:42:14,085 This is to be my choice? 1837 01:42:21,302 --> 01:42:24,679 Hold your horses. There's absolutely no need for that. 1838 01:42:24,847 --> 01:42:26,598 That's just plain contrariness. 1839 01:42:26,765 --> 01:42:30,310 Oh, you really think you deserve punishment, don't you? 1840 01:42:30,978 --> 01:42:34,355 You have no idea. You're just a kid. 1841 01:42:34,523 --> 01:42:35,315 Huh! 1842 01:42:35,483 --> 01:42:38,026 Where have you been? I'm a woman now. 1843 01:42:38,194 --> 01:42:40,570 Selfish bitch. 1844 01:42:41,405 --> 01:42:44,824 - Only fit for... - Only fit for Hell. 1845 01:42:46,952 --> 01:42:48,995 If only. 1846 01:42:50,539 --> 01:42:53,249 God, stop. Your pop'd never forgive me. 1847 01:42:54,168 --> 01:42:55,752 That'd be a shame. 1848 01:42:59,215 --> 01:43:00,673 Let's dance. 1849 01:43:44,426 --> 01:43:45,552 Damn. 1850 01:43:47,346 --> 01:43:48,888 I've won. 1851 01:44:10,536 --> 01:44:12,620 (Sighs) 1852 01:44:15,791 --> 01:44:20,378 You know it's...not exactly what I had in mind, you know. 1853 01:44:22,798 --> 01:44:24,549 All this. 1854 01:44:24,717 --> 01:44:27,635 I mean, Valentina being the fifth. 1855 01:44:28,929 --> 01:44:32,890 I mean, she's supposed to be the prize, not part of the final score. 1856 01:44:34,560 --> 01:44:36,561 Just doesn't seem fair. 1857 01:44:38,856 --> 01:44:41,858 I hope they get that bastard and tear him limb from limb. 1858 01:44:42,026 --> 01:44:43,818 But they won't. 1859 01:44:44,486 --> 01:44:46,362 He leads a charmed life, that one. 1860 01:44:46,530 --> 01:44:48,031 (Sniffs) Mm. 1861 01:44:49,074 --> 01:44:51,200 I've been trying to get that bastard for years. 1862 01:44:51,368 --> 01:44:53,453 I thought I had him this time, but, you know, 1863 01:44:53,621 --> 01:44:56,748 some prat always seems to come along and rescue him. 1864 01:44:57,583 --> 01:44:59,000 Aargh! 1865 01:45:00,502 --> 01:45:02,378 You know those er... 1866 01:45:02,546 --> 01:45:06,007 weird markings that he had on his forehead when you found him? 1867 01:45:06,717 --> 01:45:08,718 What is all that about? 1868 01:45:12,139 --> 01:45:14,140 Do they protect him or... What is it? 1869 01:45:15,351 --> 01:45:17,644 I've never been into all black magic stuff. 1870 01:45:17,811 --> 01:45:19,812 I just couldn't get the hang of it. 1871 01:45:22,274 --> 01:45:26,277 Can I offer you a stick of gum or a breath mint? 1872 01:45:28,280 --> 01:45:30,698 Oh, Jesus. I hate to see you like this, Parny. 1873 01:45:30,866 --> 01:45:32,241 I mean... 1874 01:45:32,409 --> 01:45:34,285 I tell you what. 1875 01:45:34,453 --> 01:45:37,872 If you can get me the lowdown on all those satanic markings... 1876 01:45:38,040 --> 01:45:41,626 Better, if you can help me wipe that self-righteous little creep 1877 01:45:41,794 --> 01:45:43,586 off the face of the universe... 1878 01:45:44,296 --> 01:45:46,297 I'll give you Valentina back. 1879 01:45:53,597 --> 01:45:55,515 What do you say? 1880 01:45:55,683 --> 01:45:57,642 (Angry shouting) 1881 01:46:00,813 --> 01:46:02,605 Oh! 1882 01:46:02,773 --> 01:46:04,774 Thank God for that. 1883 01:46:13,826 --> 01:46:14,826 Huh? 1884 01:46:15,911 --> 01:46:16,911 Oh... 1885 01:46:20,290 --> 01:46:22,166 Huh? Oh, shit. 1886 01:46:22,334 --> 01:46:23,918 Give it to me. 1887 01:46:24,086 --> 01:46:25,712 Oh, no. 1888 01:46:25,879 --> 01:46:27,714 Look, I'm in a bit of a hurry. 1889 01:46:27,881 --> 01:46:30,508 Now just give us a second, please, everybody. 1890 01:46:33,387 --> 01:46:34,345 Oh! 1891 01:46:34,513 --> 01:46:36,723 Here's your tube and there's mine. 1892 01:46:36,890 --> 01:46:41,018 Mine's a cheap counterfeit, you know. It breaks so easily. 1893 01:46:41,186 --> 01:46:42,729 (Chuckles) 1894 01:46:42,896 --> 01:46:44,897 Oh, here's another. 1895 01:46:45,733 --> 01:46:46,399 Stop! 1896 01:46:46,567 --> 01:46:48,234 You're not amused? 1897 01:46:48,402 --> 01:46:51,446 You've been talking to the Devil, haven't you? What did he say? 1898 01:46:51,613 --> 01:46:53,448 No, wait, let me. 1899 01:46:53,615 --> 01:46:57,118 If you manage to kill me, then he'll release Valentina, right? 1900 01:46:58,412 --> 01:47:00,079 It's all lies. He can't release her. 1901 01:47:00,247 --> 01:47:02,415 He can't release her cos he doesn't have her. 1902 01:47:02,583 --> 01:47:05,001 He doesn't have her because she's the prize. 1903 01:47:05,169 --> 01:47:07,044 He still doesn't have the five wins. 1904 01:47:07,212 --> 01:47:09,088 But if you kill me, he will, won't he? 1905 01:47:09,256 --> 01:47:11,424 Then you'll have lost Valentina forever. 1906 01:47:11,592 --> 01:47:12,550 Choose. 1907 01:47:12,718 --> 01:47:14,719 - This is ridiculous! - Choose! 1908 01:47:15,387 --> 01:47:16,262 Right. 1909 01:47:21,518 --> 01:47:22,643 That one. 1910 01:47:22,811 --> 01:47:24,687 Sure you made the right choice? 1911 01:47:24,855 --> 01:47:26,856 Oh, look... 1912 01:47:27,691 --> 01:47:29,484 Let's find out. 1913 01:47:35,365 --> 01:47:36,616 Voilà. 1914 01:47:40,454 --> 01:47:42,205 (Angry shouting) 1915 01:47:44,458 --> 01:47:45,458 (Groans) 1916 01:47:47,252 --> 01:47:49,253 Jesus! Spit it out, you old goat. 1917 01:47:54,927 --> 01:47:56,636 Gotcha! 1918 01:48:05,687 --> 01:48:08,689 Thank you all for coming. It's been a splendid success. 1919 01:48:08,857 --> 01:48:10,191 Uh... 1920 01:48:10,359 --> 01:48:12,193 Round the neck. 1921 01:48:50,440 --> 01:48:52,441 (Coughs and splutters) 1922 01:48:54,111 --> 01:48:55,778 Hey! 1923 01:48:56,780 --> 01:49:00,491 There are three cardinal rules, Mr. Nick. 1924 01:49:01,326 --> 01:49:05,496 One: there is no black magic, only cheap tricks. 1925 01:49:06,164 --> 01:49:08,040 And I forget the others. 1926 01:49:08,208 --> 01:49:10,793 Now where's my daughter? 1927 01:49:10,961 --> 01:49:12,837 Oh, for Christ's sakes. 1928 01:49:13,005 --> 01:49:14,839 How should I know? 1929 01:49:15,007 --> 01:49:18,009 You're her father. You're her loving father. 1930 01:49:25,726 --> 01:49:27,685 I mean, she is free, isn't she? 1931 01:49:28,562 --> 01:49:29,520 Jesus. 1932 01:49:34,943 --> 01:49:36,944 (Wind howls) 1933 01:49:45,329 --> 01:49:47,330 And the years roll on. 1934 01:49:49,082 --> 01:49:51,083 Winds still blow. 1935 01:49:51,919 --> 01:49:53,794 Snows still fall. 1936 01:49:53,962 --> 01:49:56,881 Fires...still burn. 1937 01:49:57,049 --> 01:49:58,799 (Groans) 1938 01:49:58,967 --> 01:50:00,843 And yet... 1939 01:50:01,011 --> 01:50:03,012 everything has changed. 1940 01:50:05,265 --> 01:50:07,266 Is that my punishment? 1941 01:50:10,103 --> 01:50:12,104 Am I never to find her? 1942 01:50:30,457 --> 01:50:32,458 Please stop. 1943 01:50:33,502 --> 01:50:35,461 No more choices. 1944 01:50:36,463 --> 01:50:38,464 No more choices. 1945 01:50:45,681 --> 01:50:47,223 (Groans) 1946 01:50:49,643 --> 01:50:51,435 (Sobs softly) 1947 01:51:00,821 --> 01:51:02,613 (Continues sobbing) 1948 01:51:19,381 --> 01:51:21,382 (Small bells tinkling) 1949 01:51:25,053 --> 01:51:27,054 (Anklet tinkling) 1950 01:52:53,475 --> 01:52:55,351 PERCY: So you found her? 1951 01:52:55,519 --> 01:52:57,520 PARNASSUS: Yes. 1952 01:52:58,605 --> 01:53:00,439 Yes, I found her. 1953 01:53:02,609 --> 01:53:04,193 I think... 1954 01:53:05,195 --> 01:53:07,196 ..she may have a daughter. 1955 01:53:08,240 --> 01:53:10,241 You're not going in there, are you? 1956 01:53:12,619 --> 01:53:13,661 Er... 1957 01:53:14,412 --> 01:53:17,331 You wouldn't want to scar a child for life, would you? 1958 01:53:18,500 --> 01:53:20,334 Look at you. 1959 01:53:20,502 --> 01:53:22,503 No. 1960 01:53:24,214 --> 01:53:25,506 Ohh. 1961 01:53:26,383 --> 01:53:28,384 The Great Doctor Parnassus. 1962 01:53:29,261 --> 01:53:31,595 You're an utter disgrace. 1963 01:53:35,851 --> 01:53:37,393 This is gonna take some time. 1964 01:53:37,561 --> 01:53:39,562 (Chuckles) Oh, Percy. 1965 01:53:40,564 --> 01:53:42,565 What would I do without you? 1966 01:53:44,860 --> 01:53:46,944 BOTH: Get a midget. 1967 01:53:47,696 --> 01:53:50,573 PERCY: Let Doctor Parnassus open your imagination. 1968 01:53:50,740 --> 01:53:53,909 Transcend heights on Beauty's open wing 1969 01:53:54,077 --> 01:53:57,163 and be transported to worlds you've never dreamed of. 1970 01:53:59,916 --> 01:54:01,917 Does it come with a happy ending? 1971 01:54:03,170 --> 01:54:05,171 Sorry, we can't guarantee that. 1972 01:54:11,678 --> 01:54:12,678 Ladies. 1973 01:54:13,513 --> 01:54:15,514 God bless you, son. 1974 01:54:17,392 --> 01:54:19,393 (Mr. Nick chuckles) 1975 01:54:24,482 --> 01:54:26,483 Get back to work. 1976 01:54:34,117 --> 01:54:35,701 (Applause) 1977 02:01:23,067 --> 02:01:27,237 ♪ We are the children of the world 1978 02:01:27,405 --> 02:01:31,116 ♪ And we have suffered for your sins 1979 02:01:31,451 --> 02:01:34,786 ♪ But if you open up your heart 1980 02:01:34,954 --> 02:01:37,831 ♪ A beautiful new day begins 1981 02:01:37,999 --> 02:01:42,044 ♪ To lead us all to pastures green 1982 02:01:42,211 --> 02:01:46,506 ♪ Where we are free to laugh and run 1983 02:01:46,674 --> 02:01:49,635 ♪ With our good Shepherd Tony 1984 02:01:49,802 --> 02:01:53,930 ♪ Please let his will be done 1985 02:01:59,228 --> 02:02:01,730 ♪ RINGTONE: We Are The Children Of The World 129881

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