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(Gunshot)

Thomson!

Thomson!

I have told you a hundred times..

..it's no use shooting at his poster.

Just relax - What relax, what relax Jerry.

He's taken over our flea-market business that's worth millions.

This two-bit man is now the Uncrowned king of Mumbai.

Now even the police are on a look out for us..

..that man has falsely indicted us in the drugs case.

He even forced us to run away from there and come to Singapore.

Pal, shall I tell you something?

Fate and time aren't loyal to anyone.

This misfortune would soon be a thing of the past.

Everything will be all right.

Everything will be all right, pal.

You just have to be a little patient.

We'll soon regain control over flea-market when the right times.

Jerry, how long will we have to wait for that?

When will the time come?

It's already four years since we came here.

Do you remember the elections there?

Candidates would give us millions of rupees.

The people were so scared of us that..

..they used to give their votes to just our candidate.

The elections are happening again.

But this time, we won't get the money..

..he will be the one to get the money.

Vote for Chorge! Vote for Chorge!

Vote for Chorge! Vote for Chorge!

What kind of a person is Bhangari?

Sir, Bhangari is one of the most notorious goons in this area.

He controls all the 9,000 votes in this area.

This area is under his control.

But Thomson and Jerry would control this area earlier, wouldn't they?

Bhangari threatened them and forced them to leave.

Really? What's his full name? - Topichand Bhangari.

Did he sell topis (caps) before? - No, he'd swindle the people.

All right, what does he do now?

He deals in stolen goods.

This area is under his control.

The people around here tremble at the mere mention of his name.

Let's see.

Vote for Chorge! Vote for Chorge!

This is his shop.

Vote for Chorge! Vote for Chorge!

Why is he trembling?

What did you say?

Babu Maska, is he a goon?

No. He was earlier. He's a politician.

Oh, really?

Power-hungry monster.

Just come a bit near and see it for yourself.

Oh, it is the weight reduction belt?

I have also got something that makes people disappear from face of the earth.

Oh, really? - Want to see?

This is it. - Oh, Lord! - Don't worry.

Uncle, they don't know that this is a toy gun.

But if their ignorance helps, then why should we worry?

Get lost. Get to work.

(Laughs)

Tell me, how can I help you?

I have heard a lot about you.

I am a man worth all those praises.

I can put someone in the high-office while I can kick out the other one.

Tell me, how can I help you?

I want you to help me defeat the other candidate.

Not possible. He has already given me half a million.

Even I can give you that.

Really? Take it, boy.

Here. - One minute. One minute.

How can I be sure that people here will listen to you?

So you don't trust me? - No.

You idiot! - Will he beat me? - Listen, mister.

I won't beat you.

Come with me, I'll prove it to you.

Come. Let's go.

Be prepared for a miracle.

(Whistling)

What's the matter, Bhangari?

Anything wrong?

Should I bring the sword or the gun?

Do you want me to come there?

Did you see that?

Nothing. Just cast your votes for this Chor (thief).

It's not just Chor.. it's Chorge.

Oh, so you are gay too? - Yes.

Where is it? I could only read Chor..

Oh, is it? Anyway, he's Chorge. Give him your votes.

Hello - Enough of that.. stop it now.

You can't fool the public. Now give me the money.

Take this. - Give it to me.

Okay. now you can leave.

Vote for Chorge! Vote for Chorge!

Uncle, you accepted money from both the parties.

But who will win? - None of them.

The third party has given me 2.5 million.

That party will win. - What are you saying?

Right. - No wonder, you have so many enemies.

But isn't my bank balance increasing too?

I just think you are nearing your doom.

I'm scared, Uncle.

But why? - What if someone tries to shoot you?

That's why you are here with me. - What can I do?

If someone shoots me, then I'll just push you forward.

What?! - Of course.

Is that why you have kept me here?

I've not kept you here on charity.

Deposit this money in the bank soon.

Get lost from here.

(Laughs)

I don't know, but why?

I'll reach there on time.

Promise you.

What are you planning to wear? I'll be in the Pink outfit.

I'll call you later, bye. Okay.

(Screams)

(Laughs) - Daddy! Good that you came.

Why? - I need some money.

Money? But I don't have change.

Not change, Daddy. I need at least Rs.50,000.

Rs.50000?! Are you going to buy the whole market?

No, it's my friend's engagement party today.

I want to purchase a nice gift for her.

Just give Rs. 5 in an envelope.

Daddy, stop being such a miser.

I am still wearing these old rags.

Okay. Is she your close friend?

Yes. - Is it necessary to give her a gift?

Please! - Okay. I'll give it to you.

It's not my money either.

Take this. - What book is this?

This is the cheque book of our bank.

What kind of a cheque book is this?

There's a new bank in Mungfali Lane.

Bhai Bhai Co-operative Bank.

All the top criminals have their account in that bank.

Even I have an account in that bank.

Anyone can forge signatures and withdraw money from such banks.

Shut up. Signatures are not valid there.

Then what? - This is what will work.

(Gasps) - There you go.

Give me the cheque.

Here it is.

(Sighs)

You can go now. - But you have not filled in the amount.

Five fingers mean Rs.50,000.

And what if I need Rs.100,000?

Then use all the ten fingers. - What if it's more than that?

Then you use your legs.

What if it's even more than that?

Then you go to the bank, take out your knife, your work is done.

Really! - Want to try?

No. - Get lost!

But today's Sunday.

This bank is open only on Sundays.

What about the other days? - It remains closed.

(Laughs)

Go now. - Bye. Dad.

How much did you give her now?

How much is this? - 50,000?!

You will spoil her at this rate.

Why are you so angry?

She's our only daughter.

I earn money just for her sake.

I'll loot others and fulfil all her wishes.

She won't ever get a suitable match if she continues like this.

Who needs a suitable match?

I'm in search of worst of the families.

A family where a few are absconding.

Where the children are no less than tramps.

And my son-in-law should be a bigger crook than me.

(Brakes squeal)

Oh, my God! You just got saved, boy.

You got saved for a minute.

Whose son are you? You would have been dead!

Her?

Excuse me. - Yes. - Is he your son?

What's this nonsense? Can't you take care of your own children?

But whose child is this?

Mine. - You? - Any doubts?

No, but your wife is too pretty for a man like you.

This has become a routine in India.

We husbands spend so much on our wives that we become paupers.

How dare you? - Don't you say a word..

You can't even take care of your son.

He would have been killed in an accident.

But.. - No problem. I still have eight more kids.

Eight more? Sounds impossible, but it may be possible.

What are you talking about?

You don't seem to be a mother of eight kids, but you never know.

You idiot. I've been trying to tell.. - Excuse me. Isn't she your wife?

No, not at all. - Where's your wife?

She's with the remaining eight kids. - Go there, stay with her.

I am so sorry.

I knew such a beautiful girl can never be like that.

Would you please excuse me? - Of course.

But I would like to meet you again. My name is Raj Oberoi and yours?

It's okay. But why are you shouting?

Don't shout. Relax. Chill out.

I know you are beautiful.

It's okay. Relax. It's okay, you're beautiful.

I mean, you are, but.. relax.

I thought that I heard it wrong.

Then he said.. mother of eight children.

He said that and you just didn't react?

I was really angry, but I ..

He must have apologised.

He did apologise but even his apologies were so naughty..

(Humming)

Oh, my God! He has reached here too!

Don't acknowledge the person who's walking towards us.

He'll try to talk but.. - You're here?!

Any problem?

On the contrary, your presence has made this party enjoyable.

I never thought that I'll meet you again.

Raj, we have been waiting for you.

And here you are flirting with girls.

This girl.. - Kiran. Don't you know each other?

Bumped into her in the morning. I'm trying to find out.

Come on. We're starving. Let's eat something.

Go ahead, I'll join you later. - Okay. - Okay.

Will you have dinner with me?

No. Please go ahead. I eat everyday.

That's obvious. I would like to know who your grocer is.

What a beauty! She is charming even when angry.

Oh.. she is so graceful!

Oh.. her every movement!

Oh.. she is so lovely!

Hey Raj.

(Music)

"Neither the arrow nor the sword"

"Her bashful eyes are just enough to wound you."

"O beautiful maiden"

"She looks at me stealthily"

"O beautiful maiden"

"She looks at me stealthily"

"There blossoms our love"

"There blossoms our love"

"I should say your friend is charming"

"There blossoms our love"

"I should say your friend is charming"

"Look at him, he's out to woo me"

"Look at him, he's out to woo me"

"The season of romance is here"

"O lord, save me from men like him"

"The season of romance is here"

"O lord, save me from men like him"

(Music)

"The kohl of dreams in the eyes, on the hands, the henna of love"

"You won't believe, but I'm in love with her"

"Get lost"

"Stop that nonsense"

"Get lost"

"Stop that nonsense"

"Just behold, what's happening"

"I'm not the one to fall in love with you"

"Just behold, what's happening"

"I'm not the one to fall in love with you"

(Music)

"Someone please go and tell him that"

"He thinks he is as handsome as a hero"

"Why don't you show him the mirror?"

"O this lovely maiden"

"She is so innocent"

"O this lovely maiden"

"She is so innocent"

"Look how the diamond shines in her ring"

"She has stolen my heart.. why don't you ask her?"

"Look how the diamond shines in her ring"

"She has stolen my heart.. why don't you ask her?"

"The season of romance is here"

"O lord, save me from men like him"

"There blossoms our love"

"I should say your friend is charming"

"O beautiful maiden. She looks at me stealthily"

"Look at him, he's out to woo me"

"O beautiful maiden. She looks at me stealthily"

"Look at him, he's out to woo me"

Kiran, that boy is not all that bad.

He seems more like a down-market Casanova to me.

No, he's the son of a very famous industrialist.

The girl who marries him will be very fortunate.

Are you listening?

Your friend, the judge will be coming here.

Who's planning to go to Haj?

I'm rather fed up of a deaf man like you.

No one is going to Haj. Your friend, he's judge and he's coming here.

Okay, but why are you shouting?

I'm not that deaf.. Oh, Mr. Kapoor is coming.

I am here.

Kapoor. (Laughs)

Hello.- Hello. - You've come here after so many years.

How are you? - I am fine.

But where were you? - I was transferred two years ago.

But now I'm back.

And I think I'll be here till retirement. - Really? - Yes.

Hello Uncle, Hello Aunt. - Hello.

Didn't you recognise her? - No. - My daughter Renu.

Otter? Did you say her name is otter?

He said daughter. - That's what I said.

I had told you that uncle is deaf.

Oh.. yes.. - You are a grown up, girl.

What are you doing now? - I've passed law from Nagpur University.

I intend to practise here.

Okay, please have a seat.

No, Aunt, I've a meeting at 10 in my office. - Oh, no.

I'll come some other time. - Okay.

Okay, Aunt. I'll see you later. Okay, Uncle. - Bye, dear.

Okay, Papa. - Okay. - See you later. - See her off.

Please be seated. - Please. - Yes!

You have put on a lot of weight.

I know that my gait is majestic.

Brother, Renu is a grown up girl now.

Have you thought about her marriage?

You know well how difficult it is to find a suitable boy?

Suitable Boy? That was a nice novel. - That's enough.

He.. - He's my son, Raju.

But he had gone to London for higher studies. - Yes.

What? - He just came back.

He looks after our business now.

What do you think about him?

Sister-in-law.. there's nothing to think about.

There's nothing like it. If this happens..

We are going to America tomorrow for his treatment.

Let Raj and Renu meet each other once.

They will talk to each other and know each other too.

Okay, I'll pick up Raj while going to Court sometime.

Then I'll introduce him to Renu.

The rest is in their hands.

Just think that the work is done.

I've set a record in getting these goons married.

I've got the worst of the criminals married.

But I want my son-in-law to be different from others.

What do you mean?

So, that he's the centre of attraction wherever he goes.

Dear, God - Even the police should be scared of him.

And he should also scare away all the other..

..criminals from here. - Terrible.

I want such a match.

I know well that your daughter is not like you.

What did you say? - What are you doing?

I may have insulted you but I praised your daughter.

How dare you insult me? Take the abuses back.

Okay. I'll take it back. Now stop strangling me.

Okay, Sit.

All right. You become violent for no reason at all.

Don't abuse me or I'll cut you up.

I know. I've already got a hair-cut. - What? - Nothing.

I have got you the photos of all the upcoming bigtime gangsters.

He is Kallu from Kalina. He cuts up everything.

He is from Dombivali. Dada Nanha Shikari.

He is Chhotu Harami from Chinchpokli.

This is not what I'm looking for.

I need strong contenders.

Then look at this Kala Bandar from Masid Bandar.

And he is Rangeela Kurmura from Mumbra.

These are all spent cartriges. I want a real thing.

Tell me properly, what are you looking for?

Don't shout.

I can't hear you. Be a little louder.

Tell me what are you looking for. - That's better.

I want a hardcore criminal who is worst than me on any given day.

I understand. I know a candidate like that.

He's not married and neither has he been in love before.

He is original. - Then why were you showing the duplicate ones?

I am from Ulhasnagar.

We sell the duplicate goods first.

Then original goods are ought to get sold anyway.

Stop that nonsense.

Just tell me where does he stay.

He stays in a mansion worth 25 millions.

What? Let's meet him at once.

Do you intend to buy it?

No. I want to see how the mansion worth 25 millions look like?

Where have your brought me?

This is the mansion I was talking about.

That means my prospective son-in-law is in jail?

He was born in the jail too.

What do you mean? - Even his mother was a well known criminal.

She was imprisoned for committing a murder.

Your daughter will not be tortured by her mother-in-law either.

That means is she absconding? - She is no more.

She was killed in a police encounter.

I'll answer the remaining questions later.

Don't shout.. I'll kill you.

Speak softly. Not that much, speak a little louder.

You can ask the remaining questions later. - Okay.

Come here.

Hey come here! Okay, please come here.

Don't shout or I'll kill you.

Sit down! Please sit down.

I'll bring Shakti with me.

I had told you to bring Zaveri here, what happened?

I have, but he still is not ready to give us the money.

Okay, I'll teach him a lesson. Where is he?

I have come here with my daughter's proposal.

Give me your head dress. It will make me more confident.

Take this. - Give it. - Take this!

Great! This is perfect. - Yes.

Now I can talk with confidence. - Yes.

I won't spare him.

I'm a very dangerous man.

I won't spare you now.

You'll meet your end very soon.

I'm going to beat you to pulp. - But I'm not Zaveri.

What are you doing? He is your future father-in-law.

Where is Zaveri? - He just ran away.

Why didn't you tell me that you are not Zaveri?

How could I? You were strangling me.

Aren't you the girl's father? - So what?

That's the way one should behave with the bride's father.

What? - Whether I ask for dowry or strangle you..

..one and the same thing.

Please be seated, don't be so angry.

You can sit and discuss the matter.

All right, I will. - What will you have?

Everything is prohibited here.

That's applicable only to the prisoners.

But they obey my orders here.

We'll order cold drinks. Isn't it rather hot today?

Constable, bring a Pepsi and Cola cocktail.

Cancel that order.

Bring a hotchpotch with a bit of Mango juice in it.

That means you even know the menu?

He's a bit too over smart.

Tell me something. Your name is Bhangari. Do you deal in old things?

Explain him properly.

He owns a big shop in the flea market.

He deals in stolen goods.

Don't you know my taste? You should have brought a murderer.

Why did you bring this small time thief here?

Hey, just tell him.

I will. Give me some time.

He just has his shop in the flea market.

Otherwise he is not less than a hardcore criminal.

Once your marriage is fixed with his daughter..

..then it would be just great.

Not like that.

Before that I want to see his daughter.

Tomorrow I have to be present in the court.

Tell him to send his daughter there.

We both will meet each other.

I don't want any problem later. Where are you?

I am here. - Don't you know my character?

Aren't you characterless? - Correct.

What is he saying? - Shut up.

I'll not spare him. - You won't find a better match for her.

But.. - He will come with his daughter.

There's no need for this old man to come.

Two young hearts will meet. Tell him to send the girl alone.

Okay, the girl will come alone.

You brought us to the court instead of the college.

I had to come. - Are you planning to do court marriage?

No. Daddy has found a match for me.

He just asked me to go to the court and meet him.

But how will you recognise him?

Daddy said that he'll come in a car with a red beacon.

Maybe he is a VIP.

There it is.

Oh, my God! - Wow!

Son. - What, uncle?

Renu must be somewhere around. I'll send her here.

You wait here. - No problem, Uncle, I will wait.

Hey, he's the same man you met in the engagement.

You are lucky. Go get him.

Hi. - Hi.

Are you the same person? - Oh, that's me.

And you are the same person whom.. - Yes.

What a pleasant surprise

I swear I was just about to tell you that.

I never thought that we'll meet like this.

Really? - I never lie.

And you are the best thing that has happened to me.

(Music)

"We fell in love at the very first sight"

"We fell in love at the very first sight"

"I've lost my sleep over you"

"I've lost my peace over you"

"O my love, I just want to be in your arms"

"I wonder what goes wrong with me.."

"..whenever I meet you"

"I wonder what goes wrong with me.."

"..whenever I meet you"

"I've lost my sleep over you"

"I've lost my peace over you"

"O my love, I just want to be in your arms"

(Music)

"My love is so beautiful"

"My love is so charming"

"Don't flatter me so much"

"O my love, I'm scared."

"The moment I saw you I was in love with you"

"Do you know this, O my love?"

"O this style of yours"

"O, your lovely eyes!"

"No wonder, I'm in love with you"

"O this style of yours"

"O, your lovely eyes!"

"No wonder, I'm in love with you"

"I've lost my sleep over you"

"I've lost my peace over you"

"O my love, I just want to be in your arms"

(Music)

"I love you, I trust you"

"The wait for you was long"

"Only then did you consent"

"I couldn't wait to meet you"

"I wonder what's wrong with me"

"This lovely ambience and the cool breeze"

"I wonder what's happened to me"

"This lovely ambience and the cool breeze"

"I wonder what's happened to me"

"I've lost my sleep over you"

"I've lost my peace over you"

"O my love, I just want to be in your arms"

"We fell in love at the very first sight"

"I wonder what goes wrong with me.."

"..whenever I meet you"

"I've lost my sleep over you"

"I've lost my peace over you"

"O my love, I just want to be in your arms"

(Music)

Come on.

Hello Sir. - Get lost.. you jerk.

Unlock my handcuffs.

A beautiful girl will be coming to meet the groom.

Who's the groom? - I am. Who else?

Are you getting married?

Why shouldn't I? I'm not your servant.

Aren't you married?

Of course, Thrice. I advice you not to.

He married thrice, and he stops me from marrying even once.

Unlock me. My reputation is at stake.

Where's the girl? - There she is.

My heartthrob.

That man is talking about me.

What shall I say?

I committed a grave mistake by getting him married.

They fought amongst themselves and filed a case against me.

Now the police can arrest me any time.

Don't you want to see me enjoying this freedom.

Don't worry. I'll see to it that you are granted a bail.

Okay!

Please go inside. I'll be there in a moment.

Come soon or it would create another problem.

I don't want the matters to get worse. - Okay!

Oh, my lovely maiden.. you are so charming.

You look just like Aishwariya Rai.

What nonsense! Who are you?

You don't know me?

I am your lover.

Have you gone mad?

I am not.. but your raving beauty will definitely make me mad.

"The heart is crazy, it is crazy.." - You idiot.

(Scoffs)

What's it?

So how was the experience? Come with me.

Kiran! - I'll call you later. My dad's here.

Dad! - (Laughs)

Dad you're the greatest, you are amazing, you're out of this world.

Talk in Hindi.

Did you like him?

Dad, he's just great!

Did you like him? - I like your choice.

Live long, dear! Surekha!

What's going on? Let me hear about it.

I have found a perfect match for your daughter.

Have you? - Yes. Just ask her the opinion.

What's it, Dad? - Love, my child.

He's fantastic.

Yes. - But how could you find such a nice boy?

I just committed a single mistake in my life.

I was in a hurry during my marriage.

What? That means that I'm not good.

I'm not fit for you? I gave birth to such a beautiful daughter.

Even I am responsible for that.

Don't take the credit for yourself.

Enough of that. - Tell her.

You started quarreling again.

I won't hit her, she is my wife. - (Phone rings)

Phone. Dad, phone. - All right. - (Phone rings)

Hello. - Bhangari?

Why do you quarrel with him?

Yes? - This is Constable Dhanche.

I love you, Mummy.

Shakti wants to meet you at this moment itself.

He's gone mad. - Oh, really?

I'll be there in a moment.

Even he is desperate to meet you.

Even my mother never slapped me so hard.

But your daughter slapped me in the court.

I spared her because she was from our fraternity.

Otherwise I would have killed her.

She slapped me even before marriage.

(Laughs)

Why are you laughing? I'll break your jaw.

Shut up. Think about it.

She's madly in love with you.

And you don't seem to understand anything.

Now what's this?

What does a donkey know about a delicious dish?

Who's the donkey and who's the dish?

Who's the dish? My girl.

And who's the donkey? - You.

I'll kill you. - Why don't you understand?

Girls refuse but that's when they really want to say yes.

She's madly in love with you.

She's singing your.. what do you call it?

Praises. - Praises.

But you don't seem to understand a thing.

Actually I don't have much knowledge in this field.

This is the first time I'm in love.

Listen to me.. You should be prepared..

..for anything in love.

Don't ever say a word.

(Indistinct chatter)

You go home now, okay?

Remove the cuffs. There comes my heartthrob.

Do you want to be slapped again?

Now I am a more experienced lover. Remove it.

My love!

You idiot.

I know that one of your eyes is made of glass.

But isn't your other eye perfect?

I'm sorry. It was just a mistake.

How can I forgive you?

My principle is an eye for an eye and so and so forth..

I will push you.. Stand straight.. for a push.

What nonsense! - Please forgive me.

How dare you? Couldn't you have fallen somewhere else?

Get lost!

Oh, my love!

You are so pretty. So beautiful!

Is this your original complexion?

This is original.

(Slaps)

What kind of a love is this?

She slapped me so hard.

What are you looking at?

I have never seen such a shameless person as you. Let's go.

Select a good design from this.

Don't tell me later that I didn't show you the card.

What's the use?

I've not yet seen the groom.

Neither have my parents and you want me to choose the card.

How can your parents meet the boy?

They are in Sonapur.

They are in Singapore not Sonapur.

Whatever it is.. they are not here.

How can they come here to meet the boy?

But I can take the boy there.

And in case they don't like him..

..like they did with me.

I ran away with you..

..but will he have to run away with our daughter too?

Nothing of that sort will happen this time.

I'll take him to Singapore and fix everything.

But he can't go to Singapore.

Why not?

His court cases. They won't let him go.

Can't you help him?

You are capable of doing anything.

That's right.

People shudder at the very mention of my name.

Okay, I'll take Kiran to Singapore with me.

You can come with son-in-law later.

Bhangari. - What's it?

What's the emergency? Why did you call me here?

Come inside.

I've spent Rs. 300,000 and gotten released on parole.

What's the matter? - Sit down.

Hey you.. let him sit. Get up.

Please sit. - Tell me what the matter is.

Shall I order a cup of tea. We'll share it.

Just wait. Order two cups.

Are you such a pauper?

We can jointly pay the bill.

You can enjoy your cup of tea.

And I will have a nice time with your daughter.

That's just not possible. She's in Singapore.

That doesn't matter. I'll go to Singapore too.

That's why I called you here.

I'll go to Singapore.. as his daughter's bodyguard.

I'll not spare anyone who dares to even look at her.

Great. - Great!

This is how a son-in-law should be.

He's ready to be her bodyguard even before their marriage.

It's love! - There's a call for you.

Hello.

Hello. - How can you?

Hello. - No one's going to listen.

Why? - This is of no use.

Fake one. - Where's the real phone?

Inside.

Couldn't you tell me that before?

That's for sale.

It's his own shop and he doesn't know. - (Laughs)

Tell me. Where's Singapore?

Must be somewhere near Kolhapur. - No, I've been to Kolhapur.

I'm sure it isn't there.

Then it must be near Sholapur. - Oh no.

What nonsense are you talking!

Singapore isn't in Sholapur or Kolhapur.

Singapore is in Singapore.

You'll have to go there and meet my in-laws.

If they like you then it's done. Or else, the matter ends here.

(Engine whirring)

(Phone rings)

Thomson here.

Thomson. This is Bombill Khabri from Mumbai.

Tell me what's the news?

Bhangari's wife and his daughter has reached Singapore.

Their son-in-law is supposed to reach today.

Where are they staying?

With his father-in-law Hardayal who stays in a bungalow..

..named Blue Heaven on the High Street.

Thanks a lot for the information.

Jerry, get up. - Let me sleep.

This isn't the time to sleep.

Bhangari's family have come to Singapore.

What?! - Yes.

Now we will kidnap them.

And we'll make him pay for taking over our business.

We'll demand a ransom of Rs. 500 millions.

We've got the opportunity now.

It's a strange city, no one is willing..

..to help me find this address..

Excuse me! Can you help me find this address?

(Foreign language)

I understand! But what did he say?

Is his mother dead or his father?

Darn it! They don't even understand my language.

Who's that travelling in such a swanky car?

Here he comes.

He seems to be an Indian!

Hurry up! It's very late!

Excuse me! - No time.

Can you help me find this address?

I don't know! Please read it to him. - See if you can help.

Please.

I can't decipher.

I wonder what Bhangari has written. - (Gasps)

How do you know Bhangari? - I'm going to marry his daughter.

(Laughs)

Why are you so thrilled? Do you know Bhangari?

He's our Uncle and he resides at Mumbai's flea market.

But why have you come here?

I've come to the right place. You're my brothers-in-law, right?

Obviously!

Where are my fiancée and her mother?

I've been searching for them since morning.

Let's go home first!

We'll entertain you first and then unite you with them.

Where is your baggage? - I've come empty handed.

I plan to do a lot of shopping here.

My in-laws will gift me many things, right?

Oh, Sure! We'll entertain you first and then buy you many gifts, come.

I'm hungry! I've been wandering since morning.

We'll serve you food, come on, let's go. - Let's go.

You'll remember this meal for life. - Let's have Chinese.

You are a good man. Uncle.

What are you doing? Let me go!

This is the ninth glass!

Scotch.

Enjoy this drink!

(Burping)

You're loading me drinks as camels are loaded..

..with water before they proceed to the desert.

Tell me one thing, do I appear to be a camel?

You're not a camel, you're a scapegoat!

A goat? - Yes, the goat is fed well..

..before it could be slaughtered, isn't it?

What do you mean?

How dare you question us?

Why did you slap me?

It's a custom in Singapore, to slap..

..our guests after serving them food.

It's a custom in India to give 2 slaps in return, understand?

Look! I've had an overdose, so I'll leave now.

Where are you going? You dare not move from here!

What nonsense is this? Who are you and what do you want?

You're going to marry Bhangari's daughter right?

So? Do you intend to kill me?

Yes, if he fails to fulfil our demands!

What sort of demand?

He has seized our business!

So, we demand a compensation of Rs.500 million for that.

If he fails to compensate, we'll parcel your dead body to Mumbai.

Why should I be made a scapegoat in your disputes?

Shut up!

Jerry! Call Bhangari!

Did you take my son-in-law for sight-seeing?

Of course! And my grandparents are pleased too.

I see! Have they approved of your match then?

Shakti is amazing!

Whom are you talking about? - About my son-in-law to be!

Put your grandpa on the line!

He doesn't want to speak to you. - Why?

He says that he doesn't want to speak to a idiot.

Does he fear that I'll chew him raw!

You speak to your son-in-law to be, I'll call him.

I too won't speak to an idiot. Is that clear?

Damn it! The old man still has a grudge!

Foolish man!

(Phone rings)

Hello. - Hello, Bhangari.

Who's that? - Your staunch enemy!

Thomson and Jerry.

Are you alive yet? - Yes!

We've been struggling to take revenge for the past 4 years.

And finally that day has arrived!

Don't get involved with me, else my son-in-law will ruin you.

Unfortunately your dear son-in-law is in our custody.

What!?

Yes, if you value his life..

..better return the money you earned from our business!

It amounts to Rs.500 million.

Else, we'll cut him into pieces and parcel it to you, Bhangari.

Where is my son-in-law?

He's with us, but he's heavily loaded with drinks!

(Laughs)

Either you're cheating me or he's cheating you.

I spoke to my daughter a short while ago..

..and my son-in-law was present there.

Don't try to fool me and act smart.

He's not Bhangari's son-in-law. - What!?

I suspect that he is a federal agent from India.

That means he's come to kill us.

We'll kill him before that! - Let's go! - (Gun Cocking)

Who the hell are you? - Bhangari's son-in-law!

How dare you try to cheat us? - Why do you slap me?

Reveal your true identity to us. - What did Bhangari say?

Bhangari said that you are not his son-in-law!

Is that so? Do one thing, call him at once!

Are you trying to hatch another plot now?

You enjoyed the drinks we served, free of cost, didn't you?

Hey! Why are you beating me? I'll pay you for the drinks instead.

Explain to him! - We'll pay you instead!

You cheat!

Stop acting smart, will you?

I don't hit I only give a shock!

I see! - Surrender that weapon!

It's banned in Singapore. - Is that so?

(Slaps)

Escape! - How dare you try to escape! Catch him!

Get away.

Oh, no! My hand has been fractured! Spare me! (Screams)

(Groans)

Where the hell has Bhangari sent me?

Does one get thrashed for trivial matters?

All my bones are broken!

If it was India I too would teach them a lesson.

Hey look, what a dress.

Poor chap. - (Camera clicks)

Do you think I am a beggar?

I'll go and relax in that garden.

"We came empty handed and will go empty handed too."

"All that lingers is a few words of love."

"Sing to your heart's content."

I'm thirsty! I wish someone would get me a glass of water.

Sister! I'm thirsty, can you lend me a glass of water?

What's this? An empty bottle?

Do you think I'm a beggar?

Girl, it's you!?

Who are you? - Don't you recognise me?

I'm your beloved!

Look at my condition I've been searching for you!

Look at me! - Let me go!

Let me go!

Prem! (Love). - I too want you to love me!

Let go of me! Prem! - See how mercilessly I'm beaten.

Who are you and what do you want?

This ice-cream for the moment. One for me and one for my love!

For whom?

Hey! She is my would be wife, understand?

How dare you touch her? - You're spoke in the wheel!

I am PK Reddy.

I too am no fool!

Get lost, you fool!

My darling.

Stop this nonsense! - Prem!

I'll teach you the art of love! - I'll teach you that.

I've come all the way from Mumbai for the sake of my love!

From Mumbai? Get out of here!

Guards!

Have this goon arrested!

What's happening here?

I even wrote a special song for your sake.

Just a minute!

"The one who's welcome to my heart"

"The one who never speaks to me with love"

"She's the girl with enchanting looks"

"The one who's welcome to my heart"

"The one who's welcome to my heart"

"The one who's welcome to my heart"

"The one who never speaks to me with love"

"She's the girl with enchanting looks"

"She's the girl with enchanting looks"

"I'm simple and humble"

"I follow the one who looks at me with love"

"He's the guy with enchanting looks"

"He's the guy with enchanting looks"

(Music)

"My style and beauty..

..belong to you, my love!"

"My style and beauty..

..belong to you, my love!"

"It's an amazing possession"

"Thousands crave to possess it"

"Thousands crave to possess it"

"I follow the one who will marry me"

"I follow the one who looks at me with love"

"He's the guy with enchanting looks"

"He's the guy with enchanting looks"

(Music)

"Her eyes and her kohl..

..make me go crazy about her."

"Her eyes and her kohl..

..make me go crazy about her."

"Let me settle you in my eyes..

..and wear you as an eye liner."

..and wear you as an eye liner."

"Don't play hide and seek with me."

"She never speaks to me with love."

"She's the girl with enchanting looks"

"She's the girl with enchanting looks"

"I'm simple and humble"

"I follow the one who looks at me with love"

"He's the guy with enchanting looks"

"She's the girl with enchanting looks"

(Music)

You're a new beggar in here. How dare you disrespect me?

I'll smash your face, mind it!

I'm not a thief, I'm Shakti, the gangster!

I'm a contract killer! I shock people!

Here's a sample! This. - Wait a minute!

You resemble him! - I'm Shakti, the gangster!

But I'd sent you to Singapore! From where have you come?

Your daughter is responsible for my plight!

What did she do? - She beat me and got me arrested too.

I had to visit the jail too! - What nonsense are you talking?

I escaped from jail and hijacked a flight and landed here.

The police are hunting for me!

Is your daughter involved with someone? - It's nothing.

Actually you didn't recognise my daughter!

She sent me to jail, should I recognise her yet?

That's her style! Come I'll explain to you.

From the time my daughter has returned from Singapore..

..she is full of praise for you.

She adores you!

I don't understand a word of what you're saying.

There's a total confusion!

Nothing of that sort!

It's rather simple.

My father-in-law has approved of you!

How can they approve of me when I didn't even meet them?

Didn't you meet my in-laws? - Certainly not!

Didn't you even see them? - Certainly not!

Then whom have they approved of?

I'm confused!

What's the matter? - (Siren wails)

You've crossed all limits!

We've received an information from the Interpol that..

..you've hijacked an aeroplane!

You are under arrest.

There's nothing new, I'm arrested every other day.

I'm tense, try to resolve this issue, okay?

Hurry, I don't recognise this guy. - Stop!

Father-in-law! Settle this matter. - Come.

Do you hear me?

You leave. - I'm a death that electrocutes the victim..

Move it. - Father-in-law.

Don't set him free!

I'll return soon!

You rid me of this tension!

Who's he and why did he address you as father-in-law?

He's the one who's going to marry you.

He!? - You didn't recognise him, did you?

I too mistook him for a beggar!

When I looked at him closely I recognised him!

What rubbish are you talking?

He wasn't the one I met in Singapore.

Wasn't he the one?

What are you saying? There's a total confusion!

If he wasn't the one who went to Singapore, then who was it?

What are you saying? Is your daughter married?

I am sorry, dear. She got married in Singapore!

But we returned together from there. - I don't believe it!

Renu hasn't returned from Singapore yet. - Who's Renu?

My daughter! - Then who's daughter is Kiran?

I won't marry a gangster!

How dare you refuse to marry him?

I found this match with great difficulty.

And you say that you won't marry?

And how can you forget so easily that..

..you're Bhangari, the gangster's daughter?

Mind you, you aren't the police commissioner's daughter.

No father on earth will get his daughter married to a goon.

Gone are the days when gangsters used to find a decent son-in-law!

These days even decent families prefer goons as their sons-in-law.

They prefer guys who are a terror.

I've found an ideal match for you. - The one who's in jail?

And who could be sentenced for life or hanged to death?

If he can bump off somebody..

..he is capable of rescuing himself too.

My life is at stake!

Do you want me to marry a man who has no family background?

Will we reside in jail after marriage?

If you are adamant..

..then I too will remain a spinster all my life.

In spite of that if you compel me, I'll end my life!

What did you say? Will you end your life?

Don't ever say that else I'll kill you.

You're my daughter, you can't afford to be a coward!

You are my child.

You mean the world to me!

It's the first time in my life that I've wept.

You don't want to marry Shakti, right? - Yes.

Forget it! Let him go to hell! Cancel.

I'll find someone else. A bigtime gangster.

My daughter will marry the most powerful man on earth.

That's like a father!

A goon! Not again! He's says that in spite of my being so emotional.

What? A goon!?

Are you mad? Is your father insane?

We must ask the doctors to certify if he's insane or not.

People prefer decent men while he prefers a goon for a son-in-law?

My family members are too kind. They won't even kill a mosquito.

How can I become a goon?

But my father will approve only of a goon! That's it!

But was your father and his forefathers goons?

All I know is that you'll have to turn a goon for my sake.

And I've spoken to Subramaniam regarding that.

Who's that? - He trains people to be goons.

I've heard of training in many fields..

..but this is the first time I'm hearing about this training.

Will you be one or not?

Where is Mr. Subhramaniam?

Master.

It's good you're late else you'd not find me here.

Why? - That's a suspense!

The time is bad!

You came late so I ate four times.

I had all the varieties of food that was available here.

I didn't get shot.

Good! - Never mind!

You were to bring someone for training.

He.. is..Raj!

Be seated! - Thank you!

You take your seat too!

He's the one. - Have you bullied people before?

Have you ever stabbed anyone or shot at anyone? - (Laughs)

No. nothing. - No ways.

What is this, you have to lose something to get something.

In other words, one must lose something to gain something.

I met one vagabond on the streets and bashed him..

..and he gave me his hat and jacket in return.

You must know the tactics to indulge in violence.

He is a very decent man!

That's true! - It's difficult to train a decent man.

I would be easier to train a crook!

I see! - Never mind! It's God's gift to me..

..so I shall try to train him. - Thank you.

Please.

Yes. Let me take care of that.

Why should you settle the bill when I had snacks?

You shouldn't! - Forget it!

You should see my style of payment.

Sir. - (Gunshot)

(Laughs)

This is lesson number one in bullying!

In lesson number two I'll teach you how to do.

Can you see that board?

It belongs to Shanti bhai, the area's reigning builder.

He leaves his office at 1pm daily and goes to the bank..

..to deposit cash!

What do you expect me to do? - Get the money from him.

How will he give it to me?

Snatch it from him at gun point.

How will I aim the correct point.

I was talking of this pistol.

Point it to that side! - Is this termed a horse?

Threaten him at gun point and ask him..

..to part with the bag if he values his life.

Do you prefer to part with the bag or die?

Don't imitate me else I'll thrash you.

Say it in your own style. You must sound dangerous!

(Grunts)

Won't a crowd gather if I do that?

People should gather, there must be publicity.

Only then will people learn that a new goon has arrived in the area.

And as a result her father will approve of you.

Go! Get the booty! - How will I recognise him?

Good question.

Can you see that red car in front of you?

It belongs to Shantibhai. Go! Attack that car!

He must be loading his bag with cash!

Who are you? - Don't you recognise me?

I'm the great goon, Babu Chhapri!

I tried to contact you over phone but you refused to speak to me.

You compelled me to come here and threaten you with this.

Should I fire? - Please don't fire!

Life is very precious! You may take the entire sum.

Couldn't you understand at the first instance?

Do you understand only when your life is in danger?

Please don't fire!

I'd demanded only Rs.5 million but you've lost 10 million.

No problem. Take one crore today.

I'll pay you more the next time!

Will you dare to call me the next time?

Will you deploy cops here? Do you think I'm a fool?

Get me your car keys!

Will you take the car too?

Don't worry. I'll return it to you!

At Anar Chowk!

Anar Chowk?

Oh, no!

What's wrong with your voice?

Master.

(Car engine starts)

(Ululation)

Who's that? - My name is Bobdabhai!

I've recently joined the gang of underworld dons!

You're aiming at the wrong man!

I'm not Shantibhai! - Are you Krantibhai then?

You don't know me, I'm a popular goon, my name is Babu Chhapri.

Shall I aim at your temple?

Don't act smart, else I'll shoot. - Don't do that!

Why is your hand trembling? - Because I suffer from Malaria.

One can't move out in this condition..

..shall I take you to the doctor?

Don't talk too much, else I'll have you hospitalized.

Acting smart? I'll chop your head off, mind it.

Stop this nonsense and hand over that bag to me.

I have only Rs 2.5 million at the moment and not 10 million.

I want 10 million else I'll shoot.

Come with me to my den if you want ten million.

You pose to be a decent man and yet live in a den?

Here you own a skyscraper and there you live in a pit?

Do you indulge in playing a double game?

You start the car else I'll chop your head off.

Raj!

You'd asked Raj to snatch the bag but he's gone.

He's not the builder he is a dangerous gangster, Babu Chhapri.

What!? - He has committed 25 murders.

And the 26th murder he'll commit will definitely be Raj's.

Raj? - His life is in danger.

Why didn't you warn him?

I was dumbfounded! He is a terror!

Get down!

Get down!

Idiot.

This place seems to be shady.

You wanted ten million, right? I'll get you the sum right away!

There are a whole lot of crooks gathered here!

Salutations! - Keep it safely, it has ten millions.

Do you have 2 names?

They address you as Shantibhai there and here they address you as Babu Chapri?

You'll understand everything soon.

In what way are you connected to Shantibhai?

You talk as though you're not Shantibhai?

How many times should I tell you that I'm not Shantibhai?

I went to rob him and managed to snatch his bag.

Have I got the wrong man?

Have you understood now?

Do you know who I am?

Who are you? - Babu Chhapri.

All India goon number 1!

(Ululation) - What's wrong with you?

I was only undergoing a training to be a goon..

..actually I hail from a decent family.

Who are you and what are you called in our fraternity?

I'm yet to be christened in your fraternity..

..yet my name is Raj Oberoi.

Raj Oberoi. I've heard this name?

I own a construction company, shipping company.

I remember now!

Your name is at the top of my hit list.

Am I a musical programme that features top songs?

You came to snatch my booty, didn't you?

Now you'll pay me that sum in turn, else I'll shoot you.

I'll pay you ten times the sum you've demanded.

Don't mention that amount, I get jittery.

Call someone and ask them to get the money bag here.

982.. Just relax please.

Hello, Uncle. Relax man.. hello uncle, can you get me..

..one 'khoka' to this address please?

I mean, can you get me Rs.10 million to this address please?

I'll tell you the reason later. You get the cash at once.

Note down the address! What's the address, brother?

Rusty Cowshed.

Rusted Cowshed. - Not Rusted. Rusty Cowshed.

Rusty Cowshed.

Terror lane, behind Match-fixing ground.

Terror lane, behind Match-fixing ground.

Was the match fixing held here? - I'd arranged for it!

Uncle, can you get the money fast please? Yes, please hurry up!

Why did you mention that you're the owner of Raj Industries?

You lost ten million, didn't you? - Is money more valuable?

Isn't my life valuable?

Couldn't you tell them something else? - What would I say?

I had almost turned dumb.

When one's threatened at gun point, one gets nervous!

I was to mention his name too. - No! I'll lock the door first.

Did he ask my name? - No I told him that..

..I'm undergoing a training and that you're my coach.

He will ruin me, I won't impart training to him.

You take him from here.

I'm sorry sir. Please give him another chance!

If I give him another chance I'll miss my chance.

Babu Chapri will kill me!

He can't do that so easily!

I've paid him a huge sum, if you don't train me..

..I'll pay him an equal amount to kill you.

Sit down!

Sit down!

I'll impart practical training to you.

I'll teach you tomorrow the knack of snatching money.

(Brakes squeal)

Wear this! - What for?

No identification. - All right!

Your face shouldn't be visible. - Okay, all right. Okay!

What happened? - You!? I thought someone had come.

Watch carefully how to rob a man.

All right? - But whom are you going to loot now?

That's Bhai Bhai Cooperative Bank.

Gangsters deposit their cash in this bank.

I'll rob the first person who leaves the bank. Watch carefully.

I'll leave now!

Sir! - Don't address me like that.

You must use only foul language!

All my cheques have bounced!

Either the public has lost faith in me..

..or they have turned paupers.

Stay still! Don't move! - Who's that?

Stop questioning and hand over the cash to me, hurry!

Don't add fuel to the fire, else I'll smash you!

You'll be smashed, I'm carrying a revolver, look!

One minute! Who are you? - Me?

I'm Bhangari's henchman!

Is that so?

Have you ever met Bhangari?

I'm his right hand! He always takes my advice.

Give me the cash! - You're going to get a thrashing!

How? - Don't remove it.

Sir. - You!? Shut up!

See how I've held him.

I want to tell you something. The pistol is fake!

Where's the real one?

In the car! - Oh, dear.

Where are you trying to go?

Acting smart with the cloth on your head? - This is a sweater.

Shut up. You know who I am?

Who are you? - Bhangari!

Oh, God. - God? Boys! Come here!

Beat him and rip his skin off!

I'm going to wear the footwear made with his skin. Beat him.

No! Please don't. - Sir. Oh, God, he's dead.

Oh, God! Oh, Lord! He spoilt my image.

I've learnt his nature but he hasn't learnt anything from me.

See my condition, my position. He closed my school.

My income has gone. I am in tension.

Relax sir.

It is all right. Everything will be fine!

Nothing baby, he's of no use!

You blame your students for your mistakes?

Henceforth you are my master!

You're my head master! I am your peon.

I'm a hawker, who hawks outside schools!

You spoilt my image and you instigated people..

..to beat me mercilessly.

You aren't capable of being a goon!

I'm going to hang myself! Get me a thick rope! I am dying.

Don't worry, sir. Please give him just one more chance. One more try.

My life is at stake. - What about my life?

It's not possible! Here's the money you paid me.

Take him away else I'll hang myself.

Will you hang yourself from the ceiling fan or the table fan?

I think according to your weight and size this should be okay.

It will be a perfect suicide.

Where did you find him? - What are you saying, Raj?

Let him commit suicide, the auspicious time is running out.

He's going to kill me for sure.

You said that students should be obedient, right?

Couldn't you obey me when I imparted training?

I've become serious only now.

Take this serious patient away, else I'll leave the place.

Where will you go? - To a godforsaken place..

Who are you? Make way! - That's a statue!

You're a statue, this is a monument.

He calls me a statue! - I think we won't unite!

I left no stone unturned for your sake.

People change their lifestyles for the sake of love.

They change religions and sacrifice themselves too.

But you.

My demands weren't unreasonable, were they?

All I expected of you was to pretend to be a goon, that's it.

And you couldn't fulfil even that.

I think you don't know the true meaning of love!

So, I think it's better you forget me.

Goodbye.

(Thuds)

Please, someone call Bhangari!

Who are you? - I'm Bobda, Bhangari's enemy.

What!? - Enemy.

Are you deaf?

Henceforth I'll rule this area.

I'll collect the protection money henceforth.

Get out of here!

What!?

There's a goon, who has just arrived in our area.

He says he'll collect the protection money henceforth.

I'll rip him!

Let's go and meet the newcomer!

Fine, but you should not vanish. - Come on!

What's this man? - You're a goat!

Am I a goat? - You're no ordinary goat!

You are the one who's going to be slaughtered.

If you wish to slaughter goats go to Butcher street.

I'll slaughter you in your area!

Come on!

I think he's capable of it.

You better flee from here. - I'll kill you, rascal!

Follow me! I'll teach him a lesson. You don't know me.

My neck will get chopped! - I don't care!

Why should you care, it's my neck after all. Move!

I won't. I'll chop your head!

Is he out of his mind? I rule this area.

You'll crown me king and live on my mercy, agreed?

I reign over this area, people obey my orders here.

Shall I show you a sample? - Yes!

Have a look! - Uncle, like this!

I know that!

(Whistling)

That sounds like a bugle!

(Clears throat)

(Whistling)

That's fine! - Did you see?

Not a single man is present. - Look carefully.

You may see it for yourself. - What are you saying?

Not a single person.

Are they on a holiday?

I don't know. - I think they're on a holiday.

No one's on holidays.

If I whistle they'll come out. Will you accept defeat if they obey me?

No one will come.

Want to bet! - I accept!

(Ululation)

Did you see that? Crown me king now!

This is an expensive crown!

Don't act smart!

Handover the Rs. 5 million of the money you've collected from them.

Cash! I don't part with even inexpensive things..

..do you expect me to part with my cash box?

In that case I'll behead you!

No! Spare my father!

She's a beauty. Whose daughter is she?

She's my daughter.

You are so ugly but your daughter is..

What rubbish? She takes after me. - Nonsense!

Don't touch her!

I've fallen in love with her so I waive your debt by half a million.

I'll trash him. - Hey, let go of me.

Arrange for the rest of the cash, I'll come again tomorrow.

What's that?

I've entered this flea market and found a treasure.

This is my style.

(Ululation)

Sir! Sir! Yeah! (Exuberating)

Where's he? - Who?

Your lover! - He hasn't come.

I've come alone to thank you.

You've done wonders!

You're a genius! Please have these sweets!

You have it and feed him too.

I didn't impart training to him.

I saw him carry a sword and deliver a dialogue.

Who trained him? Was he a goon earlier?

No! - Then is it a miracle?

Bobde, his name is terrifying! How did this happen?

That's irrelevant, my problem is solved, that's all.

Have you united? - We will unite soon!

He has shocked dad! So, Dad will have to approve of him.

(Laughs)

He's a newbie and he's threatening to kill me.

Come to me when he ruins you!

What will I gain after losing everything?

I'm going to the Supreme Court for 2 days.

By flight! I'll handle it after returning from there.

In the meanwhile, I'd have landed in heaven.

I told you that I'm busy, right?

And I don't get involved with these small-time goons.

It hurts my reputation.

I too will be down, by that time.

Don't worry, we'll do one thing..

I have a disciple, you may seek his help.

What's this new thing? Who is that?

His name is Faiyyaz Takkar (hammer-head)!

Oh, God.

Where can we see Faiyyaz Takkar?

I just made a hole in the wall. Still you didn't recognise me?

You'll see me when I bury you live!

Oh! So you are Faiyyaz Takkar?

Shakti sent me here. I have some work with you.

I'm his ardent fan I'll do anything for his sake. You command!

There's a new gang leader in my area.

He's trying to dominate me!

He puts a sword to my neck and asks me to pay Rs.5 million.

..or I'll sever your neck, now tell me.

What are you doing? Why are you beating him?

But you were pointing to him, weren't you?

One points to some direction while talking, isn't it?

Would you bang yourself if I'd point towards you?

That's true!

He is my wife's.. What are you? - Nephew!

He's my wife's nephew!

Good you warned me, else I'd smash his head too.

Unnecessarily!

Where's the real target?

He'll come at 5pm in the evening. - There.

What is he doing? - I am practicing.

I'm tired! He'll come here any moment.

He'll come this way, right?

He came this way, last time.

If he changes his route?

Are you scared?

I'm a bold man, didn't you see me crash the wall?

I'll keep watch on this lane and you watch the whole area.

There are 12 lanes in all, you'll watch only 1 while I watch 12?

That's unfair!

But I'm watching the main lane, am I not?

Fine, I'll watch this side!

Is he the one?

Yes, he's the one!

Are you sure?

He's so puny, even he can tackle him!

He's the one!

Takkar! Grab the opportunity and kill him.

Have patience. It's my speciality.

I'll bang him in such a manner that he'll drop dead. Let him come near.

Don't give him a chance to retaliate, kill him.

Let him come closer. - Kill him!

Let him come closer. - Are you instructing a truck driver?

Are you waiting to get beaten?

You're scrawny zombie! - How dare you call me that?

Obviously I'm insulting you!

You'll learn of my strength when you see my muscles.

You are extremely lean!

He's come to fight with you and break your bones.

Will he dare to fight with me? - Yes, he will.

Will he? - Yes.

Move it.

I don't want to get involved with an useless man like him.

He dares to call you useless!

You watch the fun! Jamil. - Yes?

Arrange for a stretcher.

For whose sake? - It's my style!

You walk in and then you leave on the stretcher.

No! I'll hammer my enemy, he lands on the stretcher..

..I carry him to the hospital. - Okay, let's see.

Okay, let's see.

How can I be sure that you're Takkar, the gangster?

You'll be convinced when you see me in action.

But how can I be sure?

Are you trying to test me? - Yes!

Whom should I injure?

Are you capable? - Don't you dare test me.

Beat him then! - What are you up to?

How can you kill the man who hired you?

How dare you do that? - Come here!

Come here! Do one thing. - Yes.

Break this wall! - Yes.

Hey, that's my wall! - Don't intervene in our affairs.

Whom is he addressing? - Why do you forget names?

Are you going to prove yourself or not?

You command and I'll obey. - Go.

Damn it! - What else do you want me to break?

Take this. - Give it to me.

Take this.

Here. - Hey, he has gone mad.

What's happening?

Now I'm convinced that you're Takkar the gangster.

Come with me, I want to fight with you.

Take your dhoti off! - Why dhoti, man, this is my area.

You are a wrestler. I'll fight with my pants on..

..and you fight with your shorts on!

I'm feeling giddy! Please explain to him.

Talk to him! He keeps forgetting the names. - Are you feeling giddy?

Are you feeling giddy? - Yes.

Make way! Come, lie down here! - Take him away.

Jamil! Take him to the graveyard!

Take me to the hospital!

Why do you want to go to the hospital when your final destination is the grave?

You're so kind! - You too are great!

Do visit me at my grave!

(Ululation)

He is coming here.

You've infringed the laws of bullying..

..so your discount is cancelled. Pay me the entire sum.

I've not withdrawn cash from the bank yet.

You may pay me tomorrow then.

The bank is closed tomorrow. - Pay me the day after then!

Day after is a holiday.

After that? - It's Gandhi's birth anniversary.

What about the day after? - It's Hindu New Year.

After that? - It's a Saturday.

Six. - Then it is Sunday.

What if you get four more of these on Monday?

It wasn't my idea, it was his!

What!? - Shut up.

I too had a doubt that you wouldn't give such a clever idea.

You frog!

You'll get me trapped for no fault of mine.

No one winks so hard!

(Ululation)

I'm aiming at you now!

If you don't pay up by Monday, you'll be..

I'll be..

Uncle, why are you taking a morning walk in the afternoon?

Have you gone crazy?

Shut up, you idiot!

I will bang into you and your nose will be broken.

Who will pay 5 million to that goon when he comes to collect it?

Hello.

Who is he? - He's master Subhramaniam.

He's Bobde Dada's master and mentor.

(Laughs)

How are you?

I have come to meet you for the last time.

Why?

To ask what arrangements you want made for your cremation.

What wood should be used to cremate you? - Oh, God.

Mango wood, pinewood, or no wood at all?

What kind of wood is that?

No wood is involved in the cremation.

Just pour kerosene on the man and burn him!

Oh, God. - (Laughs)

Forget that, suggest a compromise.

Pay me a carton, then I'll talk.

That's all? Easily satisfied. Give it to him!

Carton. Carton. - Great.

Here it is. - Take it.

What carton is this? It's empty!

This man wouldn't even give an empty carton to anyone.

You can take it!

You want an idea, and I want a carton of money, or I'm leaving!

Wait, I'm giving you. What's the hurry?

Give me the idea at least. Hurry!

You want a goon as your son-in-law, don't you? - Yes.

Isn't Bobde Dada a goon?

Yes, he is.

Isn't he handsome? - What hand?

He means, good looking. - Yes, he's that too.

Can't he be your son-in-law?

Oh yes! I didn't think..

Why didn't you suggest this? - It didn't strike me.

You are living off me since 50 years for nothing?

50 years? - Then.

What a great idea! But will he agree to this marriage?

You must try.

Don't try, Shakti Dada is in jail. He'll kill you!

She's my daughter and not his.

I can get her married to whoever I want.

Right? - Correct!

"O my beloved.. - Wow.

..I will bind you to my love.."

You have a melodious voice!

"O my beloved.."

"..I will bind you to my love.."

"You give me a light.."

Who is this who is massaging so softly?

Are you massaging my legs with your hands..

..or your hands with my legs?

I don't understand what you are saying.

Aren't you the one who'd brought Takkar to beat me up?

Now you've come to fall at my feet? - I'm not falling at your feet.

I've come with my daughter's proposal.

He's brought a proposal for you.

Not him. I've brought my daughter's proposal for you.

Don't force your daughter on me.

Don't do it for free. Just give your consent..

..and I'll give you 10 million as dowry.

Hey! I may be a goon, but I have my principles!

Don't talk of a dowry in my presence!

You mean, you won't take dowry? - I will.

But I won't take it as dowry. - Then?

I'll take it as protection money. - What a man!

And I'll take it every week. - Shame on you!

Think what you may! - All right, agreed.

Why are you paying me so much money? Is your daughter cross-eyed?

A daughter takes after her father. Am I cross-eyed?

Then she must be a invalid. - She can run like a deer.

Then she must be paralysed.

Paralysed? She slaps so hard, she can knock out one's teeth!

But why does she slap at all?

If a guy misbehaves, she has to slap him.

She slaps real hard.

But why should I believe you?

Should I consume poison to convince you?

Do it! Why should I care?

What do you want after all?

I think I should check before getting married.

What? You'll check my daughter before you marry her?

Not the girl, I'll check you.

What do you mean? - Why are you so scared?

How is checking me connected to my daughter?

Boys, how does that couplet go?

You know what's in the letter only by looking at..

..its envelope. - Shut up!

You are saying it wrong. It goes like this.

We know the sender by the size of the letter.

Even that is wrong. - Then what is correct?

I must check you out. - What do you mean?

If you are a good man, even your daughter will be good.

Is that so? Then check me. - Okay.

What are you doing? - Checking if it's real or fake.

What if you turn out to be bald like him?

If the girl turns bald, will I play the drum on her pate?

What do you want to do now?

Let me take another test. How much is this?

Move it slowly. - How much is it?

Two fingers. - And this?

Four. - And this?

Do you think I'm illiterate?

Even I know to count. That's three fingers.

I am not testing your math, I'm testing your eye sight.

Show me your ear. - What will you do with my ear?

I'll test your ears too. - Even my ears?

The light passes through and through.

That's my family genes.

Listen through one ear, and eject it through the other.

But you hear white and throw out red?!

There is blood inside. And I chewed betel leaves when I was a kid.

Did you eat with your ears? - No, but it does hit your brain

Even the ears have passed the test. Get the band.

Band for what? You'll make me dance now?

I'll test your voice.

Start singing, I want to hear your voice.

I am a spurned lover. - Really. - Hear the pain in my voice.

(Humming)

"What have you done to my love.."

"The goods weren't sold and yet there was a credit bill.."

(Humming)

Let me sing. - You have a great voice.

I heard it through one ear and removed it through another.

Why are you lying? - You voice has impressed me.

Then.

I clear you and your daughter in the test.

I am going. - Where?

To meet your daughter.

(Music)

"Your scarf is slipping away from your fair body"

"Your scarf is slipping away from your fair body"

"It excites me"

"Hold on to your scarf"

"Or I'm losing control"

"Hold on to your scarf"

"Or I'm losing control"

"The whole world is crazy about me"

"The whole world is crazy about me"

"My looks are tantalizing"

"Control yourself, don't let your heart slip away"

"Control yourself, don't let your heart slip away"

(Music)

"I played so many tricks"

"And somehow convinced your father"

"I played so many tricks"

"And somehow convinced your father"

"You've done me a favour"

"How do I thank you for this"

"How many efforts I've put in"

"How many tricks I've played"

"I am a unique lover"

"And it's you who's made me one"

"Control yourself, don't let your heart slip away"

(Music)

"Our love has bloomed"

"I've found the lover I wanted"

"Our love has bloomed"

"I've found the lover I wanted"

"We've got this moment with great difficulty"

"Come close, why are you standing far away"

"When I see you, I begin to lose control"

"I begin to glow"

"You have this effect on me"

"I've lost all inhibitions"

"You have this effect on me"

"I've lost all inhibitions"

"Your scarf is slipping away from your fair body"

"It excites me"

"Hold on to your scarf"

"Or I'm losing control"

"Control yourself, don't let your heart slip away"

(Music)

Hey, what's going on here?

Why have you parked your car in the middle of the road?

(Ululation)

Who are you people?

Who are you people?

We are Babu Chhapri's men. Come on.

Babu Chhapri?

Babu Chhapri, I paid you money the other day.

Then why threaten me with a gun and force me to come here?

I have some problem in my business.

I need about around 100 million.

I was paying you 100 million the other day, but you refused.

You don't understand.

I was not in a mood to take 100 million from you that day.

And I am not in a mood to give today.

What did you say? My golden goose..

What did you say? - (Ululation)

Don't call me a goose. I am going to marry this girl.

Her father has begun to hold me in high esteem.

If you call me a goose in her presence, I'll kill you. - What?

I'll kill you.

Are you practicing to become a goon..

..or are you actually threatening me?

Assume what you like. I'm leaving with the girl.

Hey! Tie them up! - (Ululation)

I'll get myself tied up.

(Ululation)

(Ululation)

Don't touch the girl!

He's not a professional goon yet, and he dares to defy me!

Just because I am co-operating, why are you taunting me?

Tie him up tight! He shouldn't be able to move.

We've tied him up tight.

Is this tight?

These men you have hired are fools! Look at me!

(Ululation)

You idiots!

You useless fellows!

Get out all of you!

He is not telling us. Hold on.

Sit here and I'll tie you up!

You?

Why are you wearing glasses?

Don't tell anyone I wear glasses. Extend your hands.

The glasses give you an intellectual look. - Extend your hands!

Keep your hands here.

It takes time.

Look, I tied you up.

Why is this happening? I'll tie again.

Pour it in a glass and come.

Try getting free now. - Sit, I'll teach you.

Sit in my chair. - You'll teach me?

What will you teach me? - To learn to tie up a man.

I am an expert at killing, I don't know how to tie.

I'll teach you.

I'll show you. Hey look how one should tie up.

Wait, I haven't taught you the entire works yet.

I have understood. - Shut up.

You fool, don't tie it so tight.

Don't tie it so tight. - Wait.

The blood circulation to my hands will get blocked.

Wait, learn it until your entire body's blood circulation stops.

(Laughs)

I have understood now. Release me now.

You think I'm a fool to open you after I've tied you up?

You fooled me?

Just a minute. I haven't fooled you yet.

What did you tear? - Nothing. I was cutting tape.

God knows what all he says.

Now call your men.

Don't shout so much, you'll break your vocal cords.

Where are the keys to your vault?

My bag is right here!

Even the money is intact.

Do one thing, you carry this bag.

(Ululation)

You are imitating me too much these days.

Sorry.

I am taking my 10 million, and 10 million of yours.

Don't try to shout, or you'll go dumb.

(Ululation) - Take care!

Bye. - Bye.

(Grunts)

What did you say? My love is going to marry someone else?

I'll kill that guy before that!

Hey Jailer! Release me!

Bobdebhai, you are amazing!

Father-in-law, what is all this about?

Why are they garlanding me? What is all this about?

Why have all these men gathered here?

You dared to bring back money from Babu Chapri.

That has amazed all of them.

You dared to accomplish such a daring feat..

..that's why they are welcoming you.

(Laughs)

Why did you call so many people here, Father-in-law?

Because you are my future son-in-law.

What are you doing! Alright, listen..

..I have invited the entire mafia today.

All right, I'm ready to fight all of them.

You don't have to fight them, It's your engagement today.

Okay, I'm ready to get engaged.

Bhangari, will there be any celebrations?

Should I make arrangements, Bhangari?

What arrangements? - A dancer perhaps?

Shut up.

When we two are here, no dancing girl is required.

I will sing with abandon, and he'll dance with abandon.

(Music)

"The truth can be hidden.."

"..with lies"

"Even paper flowers, .."

"..can be fragrant"

Fragrance from paper flowers?

Hey! If the don says they are fragrant, then they are!

Smell it! Don't interrupt him!

"My dear ones, my friends"

"My dear ones, my friends"

"Dance with gay abandon"

"Dance with gay abandon"

"Dance with gay abandon"

"My dear ones, my friends"

"My dear ones, my friends"

"Dance with gay abandon"

"Dance with gay abandon"

(Music)

"My son-in-law is one in a million"

"His record is amazing, just like him"

"He has beaten 25, and killed 50"

"No one has managed to escape his attack"

"Just a threat from him sends them all scurrying"

"Just a call from him, and everything gets done"

"He supports so many people"

"Delhi, and Bihar dance to his tunes"

Wow! He's amazing!

"He is a don incomparable!"

"My dear relatives, my partners .."

"My dear ones, my friends.."

"Dance with gay abandon"

"Dance with gay abandon"

(Music)

"I am not what you think I am"

"I am a straight guy, the paths I walk are crooked"

"I made fools of everybody and earned fame"

"Because my goal could be achieved only at this door"

"My name changed, my job changed"

"Shall I tell you what I was before"

What are you saying! Why are spoiling the show!

You are doing so well. Seek blessings of your father-in-law.

"One has to be lucky to get such a good father-in-law"

"A father-in-law who I get along well with"

"He has a beautiful diamond"

"Her hair is dark and lustrous, and her face shines bright"

(Music)

"What a wonderful way to compliment"

"No one must have heard it, I did!"

"May we keep meeting .."

"..until the moon and the stars exist"

"What a pair they make! Like a gun and a bullet"

"He is the hero of my daughter"

"O my drunken friends .."

"O drunkards, O expatriates.."

"Dance with gay abandon"

"Dance with gay abandon"

"Dance with gay abandon"

"Dance with gay abandon"

"Dance with gay abandon"

(Gunshot)

Shakti! What brings you here?

Why Bhangari, you gave me your word..

..and now you are getting your daughter married to him?

How can he give both word and his girl to one man?

Words are uttered by a mouth, so he gave you his word.

But the girl is outside. So he agreed to marry her off.

That's it. - What did you say!

(Ululation)

Hey! Don't you dare threaten my son-in-law!

I am your son-in-law.

Get lost! He is my son-in-law now.

What does he have that I lack?

Look at me carefully. I have style!

When a child cries around here..

..his mother instills my fear in him and asks him to stop crying.

Before being born, a child asks God..

..if Bobde Dada is present on earth.

And if He says yes, they say they'll prefer to be born later.

If you dare to talk too much, I'll squash you here right now!

(Snaps finger) - Shut up!

If you try to act tough, I'll chop you to pieces!

You will chop me?

I'll pump bullets into your brain before that.

No! Please don't shoot him!

Sister, you don't interfere in this! - No.

(Laughs)

Why are you laughing?

You cannot marry now. - Why not?

You just addressed her as sister. - So what?

She is my daughter who you had come to marry.

(Gasps)

She is your daughter? - Yes.

Then who was that girl who slapped me for every small thing.

How do I know who slapped you?

Doesn't matter, even she is good looking.

Even she will do. - (Ululation)

You just addressed her as sister..

..and now you talk of marrying her? You vile man!

So what? I am a characterless man anyway.

What a base man he is!

Don't you dare! - Don't threaten me!

I don't want any fights here. - Then get her married to me.

Hold it! A big problem has brewed up here.

Stand here. - Yes.

Look, the problem is that there is one girl and two contenders.

So? You'll divide her 50/50?

We cannot do that, idiot!

Then what should we do? - We'll have an open dual.

One who is defeated will be out of the race.

And the one who wins will get the girl.

What do you say? Agreed!

(Ululation)

You dare to imitate him! - I said I agree.

Then say, 'agreed'.

Yes, okay. - Don't imitate him.

Master, go get that thing. - I'll go and get it.

What is it? - Get lost.

Down it.

You mixed that in it? - Yes.

Very good.

(Ululation)

Hold this.

Come on, let's fight!

What did you drink? - Electric current.

What do you mean?

Every nerve gets charged with electricity after you drink this.

And one punch from such a man..

..and his opponent gets stuck to the wall like a lizard.

Have you ever seen a lizard crawling on the wall?

I haven't. - See yourself today. Come!

Come! - No! That's cheating!

I will fight you only after I drink it.

Or I will not fight you! That's it.

Just look at him!

Master, get a glass for him too.

I'm not his servant! I'll get it. - Go and get it.

(Ululation)

I'll give you a laxative!

I'll put the whole thing! Let him suffer!

(Grunts)

Dear.

(Laughs)

The motions he'll pass now!

(Ululation)

Hurry! - Down it.

(Ululation)

(Burping)

(Ululation)

Let's do it.

(Gibberish)

I'll rub it. Take this.

I'll catch it!

Will you start the dual now?

What happened? Upset stomach?

Yes, very upset stomach.

We'll fight next month. - No, not next month now!

Stomach rumbling again?

Look, I'll get engaged to her today.

We'll fight when I'm getting married.

Now go. - No engagement! Now..

Look, either you fight, or do something and come.

How disgusting! - The place stinks!

Get him out of here. - Shakti

Inspector, arrest him!

You broke out of the prison?

I didn't break out. The lock gave away.

I'll get even with you! - Go visit the bathroom first.

I need to go real bad.

Do whatever you want to in jail now.

Come on, move. - I'll dirty my pants.

So friends, the celebrations are over.

Even the villain has been arrested.

Now have dinner and enjoy yourselves!

And sing the praises of Bobde Dada.

Where does Akhlinder stay? - Who Akhlinder?

Bhangari? - Go straight and take a left.

The first house is his bungalow.

Akhlinder.

Akhlinder.

This.. - Where are you?

That's my father! I'm finished!

I am finished.

Who is shouting at our door?

My father, your father-in-law. - What?!!

My father-in-law. - Rana Vishwendra Pratap Garhwal.

But you never told me you had a father.

What do you mean? How did I born then?

He is such a terrifying man, his arrival brings along a storm.

Even nature shivers with fear.

He is a very cruel man. - Akhlinder.

Save me!

Father, I was scared of you in childhood.

So I ran away from home. Please forgive me.

Which father in the world doesn't scold his son?

Does that mean the son should run away from home?

I looked for you everywhere in the last 40 years.

London, Rome, Paris.

And where do I find you? In the flea market?

Anyway, who is she?

She is my punter. - Punter?

I'm sorry, she is my wife, your daughter-in-law.

Talk straight!

Come here, dear.

Bless you.

Daddy.

Come in, dear.

Hello.

He is your grandfather.

She's your grand daughter Kiran. - They look alike.

My granddaughter! Wow!

I didn't know I had a grand daughter too.

But daddy never mentioned you.

How could he have?

He stole my watch, chain and purse and ran away from home.

(Laughs)

What are you doing?

She has finished studying. - Really?

You have come on the right occasion.

She's going to get married.

Married? Great! Who's the guy?

What family does he belong to? - He's a goon.

His name is Bobde Dada.

He is the top Don of Mumbai these days.

What? - Yes.

A Don? - Yes.

My granddaughter will marry a goon?!!

I'll never allow that!

I'll get my grand daughter married into a more influential family than ours.

Father... - Shut up!

You have ruined your life..

..now you want to ruin her life too.

And you, you are her mother.

How could you give consent to such a proposal?

Your son never listens to me.

From now on, he will do everything his father says.

Yes, Grandpa, even I was trying to convince daddy..

..that a girl should be married off into a decent family.

Now I will look for a boy for her!

No, Grandpa, you don't need to look for a boy.

That.. - Quiet!

I will not listen to anybody now!

I will decide who she will marry!

All of you will come to Bahadurgarh with me right now.

Stop.

Tell me, I hope you have fixed the proper date.

Yes. Sixteenth of this month. - That's very good.

Why this crowd at his shop?

It's only when a child is born or when someone dies..

..that there's a crowd somewhere.

Is your father-in-law dead?

What are you saying? If he dies, then how will I get married?

Did I kill him? Let go of me.

(Ululation)

Hey, brother.

Uncle.

Uncle.

So many things. Cupboard, table. - Uncle.

Where's Bhangari? - He's gone.

When will he come back? - He won't.

I told you he's dead!

Good. It's been 6 months since anybody died in this area.

He's not dead, he's alive.

Where's he? - Some armed men took him with them.

There's a possibility that he has been kidnapped.

He was really scared of those people.

But where's his daughter. - She's with them too.

But where?

To Bahadurghad. He's the don of Bahadurghad.

Sir. Bahadurgarh.

Don't worry. We'll certainly do something about it.

Mother!

We have finally reached Bahadurghad. - Yes.

But how are we to find his whereabouts?

Shut up. He should get the news that you've reached here.

News. - Yes.

What news? - Shut up!

That you are a goon who rules over Bahadurghad.

That will create a good impression on his father.

He will definitely get you married with his granddaughter.

But how do we go about it?

Nothing much. Don't leave the steering.

You got to raise hell.

You just have to beat up a couple of men.

Your name should invoke fear everywhere.

So much so that when a child cries, his mother should say..

"My son, go to sleep, or he will be here soon.."

"..then I'll have to go to sleep forever."

Okay. - Do you understand?

It's a fantastic idea. - Of course.

Fantastic.

Listen to me. Park the car somewhere.

Let's eat something. - There's a restaurant.

Park the car there and we'll plan our moves later. - Okay.

"Laughing, bright face, dark.."

Remove the car from here.

What's the matter? - Can't you see there's a car there?

You will only offend my boss.

So what?

We will park our car here. Get lost.

Let's go. - What rubbish!

What's wrong with Bhangari?

How did he become so old in one night?

His hair has turned silver in a night.

Move your car from here. My boss will be here soon.

Just tell me. Is this Bhangari's car?

Now who's Bhangari? - There he is.

The man with silver grey hair.

What are you saying? He's my boss.

Mr. Rana.

Now what's this?

He's a very renowned man, Mr. Rana.

But he used to sell smuggled goods till yesterday.

How did he become so rich so soon?

Since when do you know him?

Since the day I was born. Even my father was his driver.

I think he's saying the truth.

I think you should pick a fight with him.

How can I pick fight with this man? - You must. Your reputation is at stake.

(Ululation)

What's going on?

They have parked their car in front of ours.

Move your car from here.

What will you do if I don't, old man?

Behave yourself.

Do you know who I am? - Who are you?

You don't seem to be a state minister or even a MLA..

..then why the hell should we be scared.

Just tell him who I am.

He's the most notorious goon of Mumbai.

He'll not spare you. - Shut up.

What are you staring at? Call the police.

Hey! Wait. I'm not scared of the police.

Not even the military can scare me. Mind you if you.. tell him.

He's a dangerous man.

(Siren wails)

Open it. Bobde sir! Bobde sir!

You here?! - Who is he?

Don't you know me?

I am Faiyyaz Takkar.

All right. what brings you here?

I was arrested for a murder.

Actually I'll be granted a bail today.

The whole of Mumbai is singing your praises.

I've left Shakti's Gang.

Take me in your gang.

Come to Mumbai, I'll think about it. Get lost now.

Is this old man giving you a hard time?

Shall I give him a kick? Shall I kick you? Just a trial.

Just think about yourself. You can go now.

I'll meet you in Mumbai.

I'm impressed. You can go now. - I'm going.

Brother.

Come on buzz off towards the vehicle.

You go to Bhangari's house and I'll headlight you in this area.

What's the headlight?

I mean Highlight. - Say it properly then.

Publicity is very important in such matters.

Understood? - Okay.

Come on.

Kiran! Kiran! - Raj!

Kiran. - At least talk to me properly.

Oh I'm sorry. I'm sorry, darling.

Why didn't you inform me?

Grandpa didn't give me a chance to inform you.

What were your neighbours doing?

Your grandpa threatened your father and brought him here.

Are all your family members goons?

Raj, what are you saying? - What nonsense?

What rubbish? My father is not a goon.

He's a very rich man. He's from the royal family.

Does that mean that he will reject my proposal?

Stop that nonsense. Kiran has told him that you are not a goon.

You are from a respected family.

And my father prefers a boy like you.

That means I won't have to act like this any more.

Not at all.

Thank God. Or else I would have had a speech defect.

Let me inform my parents. - Come on.

I hope you have a phone. - Yes.

Let's go.

Gopal! Hey Gopal!

(Gasps)

Grandpa! - Grandpa?

He is.. - He's my father.

Your twin?

How can my father be my twin brother?

I mean, does he have a twin brother who's missing?

No, no one can be like my father. He is unique.

One piece. - Yes.

That means I have already met him.

New problem? I need to go to the bathroom.

Do you want to have a bath? I'll bring the towel for you.

What shall I do now?

(Gasps)

Raj, meet my Grandpa. - I've already met him.

But when?

Don't you remember? Neither do I. Let's forget it.

What do you mean? Let me see you properly. You.

Grandpa! - How dare you come here?

Greetings, Grandpa. - Shut up.

What are you saying?

Do you like him? He's a notorious character.

What are you saying? - You are mistaken.

No. You just get out of here.

Grandpa, please listen to me.

I don't want to hear anything. Get out or I'll call the police.

Okay, I'm going.

Raj. - I'm going.

But when you call me, I'll think about it.

Grandpa! - Shut up!

What have you done? Is this the way you behave with a gentleman?

I know that well.

Get one thing straight.

This man cannot be my son-in-law.

Only a person whom I approve will marry you.

I hope you understand.

Yes.

What will happen now?

''I don't want to live in fear''

''I don't want to live in fear''

(Music)

''The moment our eyes met..''

''The moment our eyes met..''

''..I was in love with you''

''Tell me love, why shouldn't we dance with joy''

''This is the magic of love. It is sure to mesmerize us"

''This is the magic of love. It is sure to mesmerize us"

''The moment our eyes met.."

"..I was in love with you''

''Tell me love, why shouldn't we dance with joy''

''This is the magic of love. It is sure to mesmerize us"

''This is the magic of love. It is sure to mesmerize us"

(Music)

''I wonder why people are so jealous''

''Let's go far away from here''

''I wonder why people are so jealous''

''Let's go far away from here''

''Why fear when we are in love?''

''We'll be with each other unto grave''

''This is the bond of love''

''Love''

''This is the magic of love. It is sure to mesmerize us"

''This is the magic of love. It is sure to mesmerize us"

(Music)

''I'm yours, I promise you''

''Even I intend to be with you forever''

''I'm yours, I promise you''

''Even I intend to be with you forever''

''We'll break all the society norms.''

''We won't ever stop loving each other''

''We love each other and we'll always be in love''

''Love''

''This is the magic of love. It is sure to mesmerize us"

''This is the magic of love. It is sure to mesmerize us"

''The moment our eyes met..''

''..I was in love with you''

''Tell me love, why shouldn't we dance with joy''

''This is the magic of love. It is sure to mesmerize us"

''This is the magic of love. It is sure to mesmerize us"

(Music)

(Snaps finger)

Why did you bring me here?

That's my cell, isn't it?

That cell is now occupied by a minister.

He'll get a bail tomorrow then you can shift to that cell.

Come with me.

Do one thing. Book a room for me in Oberoi Hotel today.

The same room which Bill Clinton had occupied.

Oberoi Hotel? Bill Clinton?

Stop this nonsense or I'll give you a tight slap.

You don't respect me nowadays.

The ministry has changed now.

What? Is Kakde no longer a minister?

Yes. Make yourself comfortable.

Go inside. - I am going.

Close the door.

Oberoi hotel?

How unfortunate I am these days!

I have to spend my days with fools like them.

What did you say? - Whom did you call a fool?

You?

(Laughs)

Great.

Both of you made me drink and then beat me. - Yes.

Now I'll teach you a lesson here in my country.

After all this is my own domain. Now just see what happens.

(Gibberish)

Why are you hitting us? Why are you hitting us?

Hey, it hurts. - Don't hit me.

Shakti, come here. - What's it?

What's the noise? - Look over there.

Don't touch me. He hit me badly.

Where did these beggars come here?

Hey, we are not beggars. - We are NRIs.

I'm Thomson. - And I'm Jerry.

(Laughs)

I enjoyed it thoroughly. I took my revenge today.

People took me for a beggar in Singapore because of you.

And today, the constables took you for beggars because of me.

Now the deal is proper.

Order three cups of tea for us.

Out!

Why have you come here?

Tell him.

We heard that Bhangari's daughter is getting married.

With whom?

You are drinking water from the finger bowl.

This isn't a finger bowl, I'm having a soup.

Whatever it is! But Kiran has been crying since you left.

I know, girls always cry before their marriage.

She's not crying because she'll have to leave us.

She is crying because my father wants her to marry someone else.

But she's not yet married to him.

She will be married soon. Why don't you understand?

Do one thing? Run away with my daughter.

Are you a marathon runner's descendant?

Why? - You seem to be very fond of running.

You ran away with Kiran's mother before from Singapore.

Then you left me and ran away.

Now you want me to run away with Kiran.

Why don't you understand? My father is a mean fellow.

You were not less. If I can handle you.

I can handle him too.

It's just not possible that you impress my father.

The groom will be here on 5th.

Let it come. I'll be the groom.

What nonsense? - Just wait and see.

(Music)

(Laughs)

Hey the groom is here. - Come, let's go out.

(Gasps)

Who are you?

Didn't you recognise me? - No.

I'm your original and handsome groom.

And we are your father's enemies.

Thomson and Jerry.

(Laughs)

Please start the marriage ceremony.

I'll do that. But where's the bride?

I think I've seen you before.

You must have. I was present in your marriage too. Go.

What?

How old are you?

Don't think so much. Ask the bride to come here.

Don't delay it further. It'll be inauspicious. Hurry up.

I'll bring Kiran along.

Kiran!

Kiran dear!

Kiran!

Where is she?

Kiran is not in her room.

What? - What's the matter?

Kiran is not in her room.

What? - Sit.

This is all because of you.

You were a goon and you wanted your son-in-law to be a goon.

I'm sure that goon has taken your daughter with him.

What are you saying? I'm here.

Oh, no.. - (Gasps)

Who's this?

Where's our Bablu?

Dear, shut up. Our son has eloped with our maid.

But he came just in time.

So we came to a understanding our problems were solved.

Let's go from here.

Where's Kiran?

I was about to ask you that.

I hope this isn't one of your plans.

Just tell us where Kiran is.

Grandpa.

(Gunshot)

My daughter?! But how did he manage to come here.

And from where have they come?

Who are you? How dare you?

(Gunshot)

Stop! Or I'll blow you into pieces.

You promised me, but your daughter is marrying someone else.

Remember. This girl will marry me and no one else.

Hey Shakti.

How is that possible?

How is that possible?

How can you marry her?

Why not? Is there any problem?

But you said she was your sister that day.

I just said that. Anyway I am a characterless man.

Today is 'Rakshabandhan'. Shall I tie a 'rakhi' to you?

Why talk about this at the time of marriage?

Let's get married first, then you can do whatever you want.

Come with me. - Listen.

Start the ceremony.

How can I? This is not proper. Such an awful match.

Beauty and the beast!

How dare you call my wife a beast?

I called you a beast!

You called me that? How dare you call me a beast?

I'll blow you into pieces.

Then who will preside over the marriage?

Do you dare to kill a priest?

You have a point too. - Then?

Sorry, start the ceremony please.

Wait a minute, Shakti.

What's your problem?

We've to settle an old score with Bhangari.

Yes, he ruined our business.

Took away all our money. 500 million.

We need our 500 million today or this marriage won't take place.

Why did you slap me? - How dare you say..

..that you'll stop this marriage.

Come here, open your mouth.

I'll shoot you.

Leave him. It was just a mistake.

Leave him. - Let go the pistol.

What about our money?

Let me get married. I'll see to it that you get the money.

Bhangari will give your money or this old man will.

Or even this boy can give you the money.

(Ululation)

What's this? They are threatening us in our own house.

Hey old man! I'll kill you and then marry her.

Let's do one thing. I'll kill you first.

Behave properly with him.

Ask him not to interfere. - I'll talk to him.

Then talk to him. Quick!

What's wrong with me? I'll go mad.

Please calm down. Leave the matter to me.

Give me a few moments.

Shakti, do you want to marry Kiran?

Do you think I've come here to celebrate your wedding?

But where will you take Kiran after marriage?

Jail is your permanent home.

You are right. I didn't even think about that.

Don't come near me.

I have an idea. - Yes, tell me.

Years ago this priest had married off a goon like you.

Even he used to live in the jail before marriage.

But after marriage he came out of the jail forever.

And they lived happily ever after.

But how did you manage to do that?

Please help me.

That's very dangerous. We need to make arrangements for that.

Just tell me what I should do. - Okay.

You need to bring seven litres of a lioness's milk.

And I also need seven strands of a lion's mane.

And seven bowls of crocodile tears.

Will you bring it? - What's this? Who will bring all this?

I'll bring it for you. - Hey. You are very smart!

You'll go and inform the police.

Bhangari, you will bring all those things.

He can't go. He must give the daughter away.

Why don't you go?

That's a nice idea.

I'll go myself. - Please, go.

But if I go out, who will marry her?

Stupid, I'm there to do that. - Don't create any problems!

I will conduct an ordinary marriage.

No, not ordinary.

I want a marriage that will last for seven lives.

Do one thing. Aren't you both with me?

You both should go.

But where will we find lion and lioness?

You'll find them in the zoo behind.

Will we? - That's right. - Stop blabbering.

Go soon or I'll lose my temper.

Go! Run! - Okay, I am leaving.

I just can't be calm now.

You can rehearse the holy chants.

Yes, the auspicious time of the wedding is passing by.

What's going on? Shall I shoot you?

Don't talk about the bullets.

We're talking about cannons.

Hey! You will kill me with guns?

No. You are to be the son-in-law of such a reputable family.

This occasion should be marked with a cannon salute.

But from where do I get the cannons?

You do have a gun, but then you aren't fit for a salute.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5. (Gunshot)

(Empty gun clicks)

This sixth didn't go off.

You fired five shots, right? - Yes.

That's enough. Now it's my turn.

Take this.

Mummy, give it to me. I'm the groom. - Shut up.

Is this the way you bless people?

Why are you beating me? - So that you get salvation.

Is that true? You can continue doing that.

(Gunshot)

Welcome. - Move out of the way.

Give me this.

That's called perfect timing.

I'm always on time.

But what brings you here?

Both of them had deceived me for 20 million.

I've come here to kill them.

Don't you dare touch that girl!

Why?

She's soon to be your sister-in-law.

Who will give me my money?

I'll give it.

You can come to the jail and take it.

Smartie, how is that possible?

I have a locker there.

There are no lockers in the jail.

I introduced this new system.

Really? Then it's okay.

But I won't spare him.

Why won't you?

Kill him.

That day you left me tied to the chair?

I will kill you now.

Won't you fulfill my last wish?

Why should I do that?

That was just a fleeting thought.

Ask him to fulfill his last wish.

Why don't you listen to him? - Why should I?

Your sister-in-law wants you to do that.

Hello. - All right.

What's your last wish?

I want to marry Kiran.

You can marry her. That doesn't make a difference to me.

Kiran. - Raj.

What are you saying?

I am going to marry her.

Did you see how smart he is? - Shut up.

Come here.

I'll pump the bullets right through your brain.

Please don't do that. Fulfill my other wish.

What's your other wish?

I want a one-to-one meeting with my family.

What is this one-to-one meeting? - Me one, they two and then we meet.

But how do we bring them here?

You'll find them somewhere in the city.

Give me the mobile, I'll talk to them. - Mobile.

Take this. And dial the number.

What will you tell them? - I'll ask them to save me. Hello.

Not to save you but to see you for the last time.

Yes.

Hello. - Hello.

This is Babu Chhapri speaking.

And I'm about to kill your son Raj.

Who are you?

Do you know whom you are talking to? - I don't care.

And if you speak too much, I'll kill you.

Hey move! Come here soon.

What's the address? - Garhwal House.

Garhwal House.

You can start the ceremonies by the time his relatives come.

Shall I cremate you? - You can do that.

Okay, but for that I need the lioness's milk.

I'm here.

I have brought the milk too.

What has happened to you?

Where's Thomson?

He was milking the lioness..

..the lion feasted on him but I managed to escape.

Did you bring the lioness's milk? - No, I brought the donkey's milk.

Donkey's milk. - Yes. - That's not a problem. That will do.

As it is a donkey is getting married.

Did you call me a donkey?

I will. (Empty gun clicks)

It's empty. Kill him. - Kiran.

(Gunshot)

Police! Wow. - Police!

Where did they come from?

Who's Babu Chhapri?

He is. - Hey, I'm Shakti.

He is Babu Chhapri.

I think I should escape.

Don't move!

I'll kill you all.

It's not loaded. Stupid.

Whom did you call on the mobile?

The police. Can't you see?

Aren't you ashamed? - Why should I be?

Anyway, everything is fair in love and war. Come on move. Move.

Come on, everybody. - Get moving.

Please wait for me in the next life.

Great! What an idea that was!

You taught our enemies a lesson.

I'm proud of him.

I didn't hand him over to the police only..

..because he saved us.

But that doesn't mean that he can marry Kiran.

Then don't do that. I don't care.

I can find a better match for my son.

Oberoi, you? - Mom. - Dear.

Dad?

Is he your son? - Of course.

What was the need for all this?

You could have come directly with the proposal.

How could we? We were in America.

He was under treatment.

It was such a mess here.

But now everything is all right.

I'm sorry for having behaved in that manner.

You tolerated me a lot.

But now you can definitely marry Kiran.

I won't marry her.

Now what's wrong with him?

Don't worry. Now what's your problem?

I won't. I want to check something.

What do you want to check?

I want to check him. - Are you out of your mind?

I'm not out of my mind. I want to check him out.

He troubled me a lot.

Will you do that?

Really? Get lost.

Take your son with you. Out.

Grandpa, I was just joking. - Yes.

Even I was joking. - I didn't think so.

You didn't laugh. - I never laugh.

Why don't you try?

You are faking it.

Grandpa.

Yes, yes.