Original subtitles

♪ Adventure Time ♪

♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪

♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪

♪ With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human ♪

♪ The fun will never end ♪

♪ It's Adventure Time ♪ Ripped By mstoll

Hmm.

Whoa!

Marceline. Marceline, I'm open.

I'm wide open.

Marceline, I got ups! Check out my ups!

Nope!

Too slow!

Whoa!

Yeah!

All right. Good game. Good game.

Take five.

I'll get us all a bunch of little waters.

Marceline, why'd you invite Ancient Chubs

to play basketball? - Yeah!

Well, he's very... dear to my heart.

I love him.

Whatchoo are talking about, Marceline?

We've been around for a long time.

We have a long history together.

It's... it's a long story.

- Lay it on us. - Yeah! Lay it out, Marcy.

Ye-e-ah, lay down, Marceline! Go to sleep!

Right? What are we talking about?

All right.

Suppose it's about time I told someone this story.

Hmm.

Ha ha!

Might be something in here, Marceline.

Ewwww!

It's a dead rat!

Hey, yeah. So it is.

Looks like we've got a cute new traveling buddy!

Ew! No!

He's kind of cute.

Hey, check it out... a VHS tape.

You wanna watch a movie? - Yeah.

Man, this is a boring movie.

I liked the book much better.

You're so silly, Simon.

Yeah, I suppose so.

Huh?

What is that?

I'm not sure, but it's coming our way.

Come on.

Marcy, you stay in the car.

I'll be right back. - Simon!

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

You're not going to put it on, are you?

I have to... to protect us.

But you're gonna act weird again.

Don't worry. I can control it better now.

It's okay. B. R. B.

Oh, boy. Here it comes. Oh, bread balls.

Oh, bread balls.

Oh, bread balls!

I call upon the power of ice and snow!

Ice winds, blo-o-o-o-w!

You will no longer terrify a 47-year-old man

and a 7-year-old girl!

Simon, stop! It's frozen!

Not now, Gunther. I'm doing big-people things.

Play in the snow. Build me a snowman.

Eugh!

Heh?

Simon! Simon, are you okay?

Uh... y-yeah.

You're getting worse, Simon.

Your hair and your nose are longer.

And you started to hover in the air!

Oh, yeah? Did I look pretty fly?!

What are you talking about? You're scaring me.

I-I'm sorry.

Did I say something?

Simon, promise me you won't put it on again.

Okay. I promise.

What is that thing?

It's a deer.

If there are deers in the forest,

do you think there are other things?

I don't know.

Hmm.

This is gonna be good.

This is gonna be worth it.

Use the remote to turn on the TV.

♪ Making your way in the world today

takes everything you got ♪

♪ Taking a break from all your worries

sure would help a lot ♪

♪ Sometimes you wanna go

where everybody knows your name ♪

What is this?

Filmed before a live studio audience.

"Norm!"

Mute.

Marcy?

Oh, no.

Uh, you're fine. Just a bit warm.

But you should get some sleep.

Hey, good morning.

I made you breakfast.

It's mostly pine needles and deer guts.

Aw, you're even worse.

I mean, don't freak out or anything,

but we need to get you some...

chicken soup.

There you go.

There must've been a soupery in that town.

But I don't want you walking all... that way.

Okay, you ready for a motorbike ride?

Mm-hmm!

Okay. Now we're talkin'.

She just needs a little love.

Wowzers!

Okay, let's try something else.

Hey, Marcy, I wrote a song for you.

Ohhhhhhh, yeah!

Your songs are so good.

Here we go!

Aw! It's locked!

Vandalism is wrong, Marcy.

Okay.

Oh, everything's gone!

Except for these greeting cards.

Ohhhhh!

Simon... look!

What is that thing?

This... this is really bad.

No.

I have to protect us!

No!

- I have to! - No! Don't put it on!

Marcy, stay back!

W-W-We're getting out of here!

Oops.

Hey, little lady, how about a ride

on an old man's back? Hmm?

I can walk. I'm not a child, Simon.

Look, sweetie, someday, you'll be too big to hold.

I'm as old as garlic balls.

If someone offered to pick me up and carry me,

I'd do it in a heartbeat. Take it while you can get it.

Ah-choo!

Gross. You're gross.

You're gross, Simon!

We're both gross, darling.

Hmm.

A food truck!

Might be chicken soup inside there.

All right.

Time to get some chicken soup inside you.

Clams?

"The Clambulance"?!

No! I need chicken!

Marceline, cover your ears!

Mother! Mother! Mother! Mother! Mother! Mother! Mother! Mother!

Mother. Mother.

Mother! Mother! Mother! Mother!

Mother! Mother! Mother! Mother!

Clambula-a-a-nce!

Clambulaaance!

Clambulaaance!

Clambulaaance!

What are we gonna do, Simon?

We're gonna run!

Whoa!

Come on, come on, come on!

Mama! Mama! Mama! Mama!

Mama mia!

Our butts are grass, right?

Not yet.

Don't leave me here, Simon. I can fight!

I'm sorry, Marcy.

Simon!

You have to keep it together, Simon... for her.

Simon, you promised.

♪ Making your way in the world today

takes everything you've got ♪

♪ Taking a break from all your worries

sure would help a lot ♪

♪ Wouldn't it be nice to get away ♪

♪ Where everybody knows your name ♪

♪ Where everybody ♪

Huh?!

Eugh!

Marcy, look... I-I found chicken soup.

You're gonna feel awesome in a moment.

I'm just glad...

...you're okay.

- Do you feel awesome? - Mm-hmm.

I love you, Simon.

I love you... Gunther.

- Pretty heavy. - Whoa, mama.

Whoa! So, what happened next?

How's it end?

Well, little Marcy felt a lot better.

And she and Simon lived happily ever after.

Aw. That's nice.

Marceline, keep telling these chumps stories

while I score a bunch of baskets.

Okay.

Yeah! Ye-e-e-a-a-ah!

Ha ha! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooooo!

Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

♪ Come along with me ♪

♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪

♪ We can wander through the forest ♪

♪ And do so as we please ♪

♪ Come along with me ♪

♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪ Ripped By mstoll