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[Mouse squeaks]

[Penguins wenk]

[All cheering]

[Screeches]

♪ Adventure Time ♪

♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪

♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪

♪ With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human ♪

♪ The fun will never end ♪

♪ It's Adventure Time ♪ Ripped By mstoll

- [sighs] - What's up?

Nothing. I don't know.

[Breathing heavily]

[Both giggle]

If anybody wants some tea,

it'll be ready in a few minutes.

[Humming]

Aah!

Evil, evil, evil, evil, evil, evil, evil, evil, evil, evil.

Evil!

Whoa! Flame King!

Father!

Oh. Uh, uh, I'm sorry.

I-I thought my daughter was alone.

[Clears throat]

I'll just be going.

Uh, nice teapot.

Ew.

What was that?

He was saying, "evil, evil, evil," over and over again.

Yeah, I-I heard.

Oh, I wasn't sure if you heard, 'cause he was whispering.

Yeah. I heard.

Ugh. He's so annoying.

I was just trying to help!

Oh, no. Not you Jake... my dad.

I always catch him whispering stuff into my ear

while I'm not paying attention.

He keeps saying I'm evil.

Whoa.

You best not be believing that whack bunk.

He's trying to make your life bad so you'll think you're evil.

But you're really not!

How can I know for sure?

- Dungeons. - What?

Let's go have a good time in a dungeon or something.

That always clears my head and reminds me of what's what.

And... that'll make me good?

No. That'll show you not to worry so much,

'cause you're already good... in here.

[Tap, tap, tap]

[Chuckling] Okay. Yeah! Let's do it!

- Dungeons! - Dungeons!

- BOTH: [chuckling] - Chamomile tea.

[Both laugh]

[Slurps]

[Scratch!]

[Slurps]

[Slurps]

Is this how you look for a dungeon?

Ye-e-e-ah.

A lot of times, the entrances are hidden,

so you got to look under rocks and stuff

for a secret switch.

Sometimes it takes a while. Hmm.

I'll just use my heat sense.

[Whirring]

That tree over there is not made of wood.

Really? Ha ha! Yes!

[Clink]

[Crank]

[Warble]

[Hissing]

[Chuckling] Yeah. Whoo!

Ha ha! Yeah!

Ooh! Gauntlet!

[Clanking]

Thanks for taking me out, Finn.

No prob, Bob.

Light this for me, will ya?

Oh, sure. [Whoosh!]

Uh, do we need a torch? I'm sort of made of fire.

Oh.

Well, I guess torches are just cool for dungeons, you know?

Oh. Okay.

Yeah, I'd like to hang onto it.

Boy, this place is creepy.

Really? I feel like it's trying too hard.

Gold piece!

Oh, you mean, like, with all the skulls?

- Whoa. Whoa. - What?

Hey!

What are you doing here?

Burning you alive!

[Laughs] No. No. Wait a sec.

Sorry... one second. - Sure.

He might have important loot on him,

so we don't want to just burn him up.

Plus, it's a little cruel, even for an evil guy.

Check this out.

[Growls] You're gonna surrender!

- [Growls] - [Growls]

[Growls]

[Growls]

[Screaming]

Okay. Okay. I surrender.

I shall grant thee clemency...

if you do the splits.

Do the splits!

I-I can... I can't do the s-splits.

Do the splits, thou milk-livered maggot pie!

Okay. Okay.

[Sighs] Okay.

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

See? A lot of times

you can overpower these guys with confidence.

Neat.

Got any loot on ya?

Just this map. It'll... it'll help you.

Ha! See? This would have been burned.

Yeah... no, that makes sense.

- What else ya got? - A-a-a-a-aah!

There's a treasure chest in the corner.

Please stop yelling.

[Chuckles] I knew it.

Aw! Cram it to the butternuts... it's locked!

I don't know where the key is!

Please don't yell!

[Laughs] All right.

We can come back to that later.

Hey, are you having fun?

Uh-huh.

I... I'll just stay here.

Race you to the next monster!

Whoa! Whoa!

- What? - [Chuckles]

Well, that's not how you do things in a dungeon.

You gotta sneak. - Sneak?

Like this.

And you gotta look around.

Tah, tah, tah. Tah. Tah.

Okay, this guy is too big to intimidate,

but I have a plan.

First, you shoot some fire at that rope.

The chandelier falls, distracts the monster.

We run in... element of surprise.

- Wow. - You ready?

Yeah.

Before we go in, how good are you

at quietly throwing a tiny bit of fire?

Uh, what?

Like on a scale of one to a hundred,

how good are you at quietly throwing

a tiny bit of fire at a rope 50 feet away?

Uh...

Scale of one to a hundred.

- 42. - 42!

Well, I don't know. I never rated myself.

No, that's cool. That's cool.

Just try and hit that rope.

[Whoosh!]

[Sizzle!]

[Creak!]

[Snap!]

[Crash!]

[Both scream]

[Warble!]

[Grunts]

Hmm.

[Warble]

- Are you okay? - Yeah. I'm good.

- It's a hologram. - Oh. Neat.

So, uh, should we keep going?

Yeah.

Although, it does raise the question...

why would someone go through the trouble

of setting up a hologram...

unless they've hidden something in this room?

[Sighs]

[Whoosh!]

Hey! Wake up!

I was meditating.

Look what I fo-o-und.

A key.

We have to go back?

We don't have to... we get to.

Come on.

Ah.

♪ Dungeon crawl ♪

♪ It's the greatest crawl of all ♪

♪ No crawl's too small ♪

♪ For a dungeon crawl ♪

See? That didn't take long at all.

And now we get treasure.

Okay.

Nope. This key is for something else.

[Chuckles] Oh, well.

♪ A dungeon crawl ♪

♪ It's the greatest crawl of all ♪

♪ We're going back to where we were ♪

♪ It's a dungeon crawl ♪

♪ [humming "Dungeon Crawl"] ♪

Geez, this is kind of boring.

At least he's walking fast.

♪ Do, do, do ♪

That's where I found the key.

[Whoosh!]

[Creak]

[Screams]

- [Shrieks] - Snap dragons!

Take my place. Take my place.

Take my... aah!

Scatterfire!

[Breathes deeply, sighs]

No! No!

We shake them down first, remember?

He wanted me to take his place.

Man. Ooh! Hold on.

[Clink]

Ha ha! It's another key!

We get to go back to the beginning.

Whoo-hoo!

Finn, I'm not having any fun.

What? Why?

Well, you keep wanting me to do things your way,

but I don't like doing things your way.

Is that because I am evil?

What? No way. That's... no!

Uh... hey, you know what? Let's do things your way.

- Really? - Yeah.

I've been acting an uncouth lout, milady.

Okay. So there's a door over there.

What do you want to do?

I... burn it down.

[Whoosh!]

[Creak]

Okay. Yeah. That worked.

Now what do you do? - [Shrieks]

[Whooshing]

Yee. Aah.

Good... good job, F. P.

Thanks, "F" the "H." [Grunts]

[Gibbering, growling]

[Breathing heavily]

Ugh! Doors.

Burn! Burn! Burn!

[Splat!]

What?

[Snap! Snap!]

[Groans, grunts]

Oh, sham, ma'am.

It's a legion of goo skulls!

Uh, how do you defend?

[Grunts] Snake fire!

[Whoosh!]

[Shrieks]

[Shrieks]

Fire burn goop.

Yes! Feel my flames, puny worms!

[Shrieks]

[Whoosh! Whoosh!]

[Laughs wickedly]

The power of destruction!

Aah!

[Growling]

[Screaming]

Flame Princess!

Hmm?

[Screams]

[Growls]

Help me!

But don't use fire 'cause, well, you know, it...

[muffled screaming]

[Snap!]

[Slurps]

Release him!

Or feel the wrath of the Princess of Flames!

Pbht!

Very well.

[Muffled scream]

Do the splits!

Do the splits, thou milk-livered maggot pie!

[Grunting]

[Shrieks]

[Grunting]

[Whoosh!]

[Shing!]

[Squish!] Whoo!

Hot Daniel, Flame Princess.

I thought you were going to burn me alive.

No way.

I'd never do that to my boyfriend.

[Sighs] Thanks, Finn.

That was a really awesome experience.

Dungeons totes clear your head, right?

Mm-hmm.

I forgot how good it feels to destroy stuff.

- Uh... - I mean, like, evil stuff.

Oh, yeah. Cool.

We should go again sometime.

Do you know of any other dungeons?

Maybe next time we should just go to, like...

a farmers' market.

And burn it.

Hmm. Try this key.

[Click]

- [Gasps] - What is it?

♪ Come along with me ♪

♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪

♪ We can wander through the forest ♪

♪ And do so as we please ♪

♪ Come along with me ♪

♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪ Ripped By mstoll