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♪♪ Adventure Time ♪♪
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♪♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪♪
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♪♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪♪
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♪♪ With Jake the Dog
and Finn the Human ♪♪
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♪♪ The fun will never end ♪♪
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♪♪ It's Adventure Time ♪♪
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Puppies! Puppies! Puppies!
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Hey, Jake.
Hey, Lady.
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We came to see
your new pups.
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Puppies!
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Hey, dudes.
They're still pretty sleepy.
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Sleepy little sweeties.
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Pups, meet everybody.
- Yes!
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And this sweet little lady
is Jake Jr.
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Aww!
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Oh. That's a butt.
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Pre-e-e-e-tty cute.
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Finn... I love all my little
babies so much.
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I'm not gonna let anything
happen to them.
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Dude, real talk...
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are you worried about
being a dad?
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No way.
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Check this out.
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Thanks, honey.
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It's "Mom's Manual for
Raising Beautiful Children."
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Aw, dude... mom!
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She would have been so proud
to see you and your pups.
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Look! Look!
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Aw, BMO!
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When's the last time
you washed your controller?
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Ugh!
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Wh-o-o-o-o-o-oa!
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We were just wrestling.
Cool-uncle wrestling.
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Uh...
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l-l-I think it's getting
kind of late.
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Um, puppies need sleep.
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Okay.
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Uh, Finn...
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you should go home.
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I'm gonna... live with Lady
and the pups from now on.
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I'm a dad now.
It's a pretty big whoop.
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Oh.
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Psst! Who wants to play
video games?!
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Yeah, okay.
I guess we'll take off.
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We'll hang out soon.
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Aw, no prob, Bob.
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Heh. Congrats again.
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I'll be right back.
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Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!
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Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!
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I'm gonna be
the best dad ever.
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Breakfast time.
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Sorry, honey.
I'm on guard duty.
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You're sleeping for both
of us tonight.
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Breakfast ideas for pups.
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Recipe for French toast.Ingredients
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Butter, three large eggs,
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a wide dash of vanilla, milk,
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10 slices of breadwhite, brown,
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multigrain,or country loaf.
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In a large mixing bowl,crack the eggs
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and whisk the milk,vanilla, and...
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Hmm.
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... all eggs and honey.
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When your consistency issatisfactory,
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set mixture aside.
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Dip bread into mixtureand soak bread thoroughly.
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Ha ha!
Kind of like a dead person.
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Sauté your eggsoaked breadslices until
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They're just asleep.
It's okay.
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You got to be a tough...
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...a tough dad.
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Aaaaaaaaah!
The puppies aren't moving!
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Perform CPR!They might be dead!
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Saved 'em.
Mom's Manual knows best.
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You guys are getting big.
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Okay.
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Excuse me.
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Mom's manual suggested
I read you guys a story.
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This was your daddy's
favorite book
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when he was cute,
like you.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm... hmm.
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"There once were
five little babies
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who were very cute
and very chubby.
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One day, they met a fox.
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'I'm so hungry
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that there must be
something wrong
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with my stomach,'
said the baby-eating fox.
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'Will one of you babies
be so kind
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as to look inside my belly
and see what's wrong? '
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'We all will! '
Said the babies,
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who were as helpful
as they were chubby."
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This is a lot darker
than I remember!
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Um... gimme a sec.
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Is this appropriate
for babies?
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Get that book out of here!
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Yeah, okay.
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Sorry, sweeties.
Mom's Manual says no.
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Take them out
for fresh air, huh?
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There... there might be
a giant fox out there.
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Or some...
some other predator.
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Hey!
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This is not for babies!
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Hey. Free book.
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H-Hey, everybody, look.
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Look at this book I found
about eating babies.
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Huh?
A book about eating babies?
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They just sit there
while you eat them.
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Whoa! Eatin' babies.
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Wow.
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Why haven't we been eating
babies this whole time?
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I don't know, but I'm going
to go eat one right now.
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Yeah!
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Let's eat some babies!
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Okay, everyone, your mom
wanted me to take y'all outside.
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Unh-unh-unh.
Be careful.
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No, Charlie. No!
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Too much germs, you know?
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Everybody stick
together and don't do anything.
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And we can all...
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take a... nap.
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Then...
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Aaaaaaaaaaaah!
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Aaaaah!
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Oh, my gloob!
No-o-o-o-o!
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N-o-o-o-o!!
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It's every parent's worst
nightmare!
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No! No! No!
Put that down!
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Get off of there!
Aah! Come back!
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Wait! T. V!
You're gonna hurt yourself!
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Charlie, no!
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Viola, wait!
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Hey, Lady.
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These puppies are really
wearing me out, you know?
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I can hardly
keep my eyes open.
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No, no. It's... it's all
in the manual.
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You see, it's...
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It's...
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Is that a baby?
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He doesn't... look right.
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Why is he so sweaty?
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And hairy?
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Look, fellas, there's never
gonna be a perfect baby.
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Times like this, you just
gotta dive right in.
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Coochie-coochie-coo!
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What the...
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What are you doing?!
Let me go!
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Hold on. Hold on a minute.
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Just... just lemme...
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Y'all better watch out.
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Huh?
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Puppies?
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What are you doing?!
Go back inside!
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The Manual's gonna flip!
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Dad, the manual's
a bunch of junk!
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Just give us a chance!
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Jake Jr., you said your
first words...
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"The Manual's
a bunch of junk!"
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The Manual's a bunch
of junk?!
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Hmm.
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Ohh!Stay back, Jakey.
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My Manual says
it's too dangerous.
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Mom, your manual's
a bunch of junk!
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Look what I can do!
Ha ha!
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Oh... dear... glob.
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I'm sorry for being such
a little stinker, kids.
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Come on and show the old man
what you got.
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Whoa! What the...
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W-W-W-W-Whoa!
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You see, Dad?
We flippin' crushed it.
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Crushed it!
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You did.
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I'm super-proud, y'all.
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And I'm duper-sorry, too.
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I've been trying to make you
know about safety
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without actually learning
about safety the way I did...
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by not listening to my mom
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when that snake jumped out of
the policeman's boom box.
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Yup. I've been trying to make them
know about safety
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without actually learning about
safety the way I did...
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by not listening to my mom
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when that snake jumped out of
the policeman's boom box.
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♪♪ I said to the bread lady,
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"What happened to your
husband? ♪♪
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♪♪ Is he bread? Is he bread? ♪♪
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♪♪ I've got all the bread
you need" ♪♪
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Hey, guys. I'm back.
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Is everything okay?
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Did you ruin it?
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Nah, nah. It's cool.
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It turns out the pups can pretty
much take care of themselves.
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They don't really
need me around.
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- Oh.
- Yeah.
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I guess Rainicorns age
really fast.
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They're basically, like,
older than me already.
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Kil Whan has a beard now.
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- Oh.
- Ah, it's okay.
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I've got a slammin' family
right here, too.
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Plus, all my stuff is here.
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♪♪ Come along with me ♪♪
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♪♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪♪
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♪♪ We can wander through the forest ♪♪
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♪♪ And do so as we please ♪♪
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♪♪ Come along with me ♪♪
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♪♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪♪
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