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♪♪ Adventure Time ♪♪

♪♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪♪

♪♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪♪

♪♪ With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human ♪♪

♪♪ The fun will never end ♪♪

♪♪ It's Adventure Time ♪♪ Ripped By mstoll

Puppies! Puppies! Puppies!

Hey, Jake. Hey, Lady.

We came to see your new pups.

Puppies!

Hey, dudes. They're still pretty sleepy.

Sleepy little sweeties.

Pups, meet everybody. - Yes!

And this sweet little lady is Jake Jr.

Aww!

Oh. That's a butt.

Pre-e-e-e-tty cute.

Finn... I love all my little babies so much.

I'm not gonna let anything happen to them.

Dude, real talk...

are you worried about being a dad?

No way.

Check this out.

Thanks, honey.

It's "Mom's Manual for Raising Beautiful Children."

Aw, dude... mom!

She would have been so proud to see you and your pups.

Look! Look!

Aw, BMO!

When's the last time you washed your controller?

Ugh!

Wh-o-o-o-o-o-oa!

We were just wrestling. Cool-uncle wrestling.

Uh...

l-l-I think it's getting kind of late.

Um, puppies need sleep.

Okay.

Uh, Finn...

you should go home.

I'm gonna... live with Lady and the pups from now on.

I'm a dad now. It's a pretty big whoop.

Oh.

Psst! Who wants to play video games?!

Yeah, okay. I guess we'll take off.

We'll hang out soon.

Aw, no prob, Bob.

Heh. Congrats again.

I'll be right back.

Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!

Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!

I'm gonna be the best dad ever.

Breakfast time.

Sorry, honey. I'm on guard duty.

You're sleeping for both of us tonight.

Breakfast ideas for pups.

Recipe for French toast. Ingredients

Butter, three large eggs,

a wide dash of vanilla, milk,

10 slices of bread white, brown,

multigrain, or country loaf.

In a large mixing bowl, crack the eggs

and whisk the milk, vanilla, and...

Hmm.

... all eggs and honey.

When your consistency is satisfactory,

set mixture aside.

Dip bread into mixture and soak bread thoroughly.

Ha ha! Kind of like a dead person.

Sauté your eggsoaked bread slices until

They're just asleep. It's okay.

You got to be a tough...

...a tough dad.

Aaaaaaaaah! The puppies aren't moving!

Perform CPR! They might be dead!

Saved 'em. Mom's Manual knows best.

You guys are getting big.

Okay.

Excuse me.

Mom's manual suggested I read you guys a story.

This was your daddy's favorite book

when he was cute, like you.

Mm-hmm.

Mm... hmm.

"There once were five little babies

who were very cute and very chubby.

One day, they met a fox.

'I'm so hungry

that there must be something wrong

with my stomach,' said the baby-eating fox.

'Will one of you babies be so kind

as to look inside my belly and see what's wrong? '

'We all will! ' Said the babies,

who were as helpful as they were chubby."

This is a lot darker than I remember!

Um... gimme a sec.

Is this appropriate for babies?

Get that book out of here!

Yeah, okay.

Sorry, sweeties. Mom's Manual says no.

Take them out for fresh air, huh?

There... there might be a giant fox out there.

Or some... some other predator.

Hey!

This is not for babies!

Hey. Free book.

H-Hey, everybody, look.

Look at this book I found about eating babies.

Huh? A book about eating babies?

They just sit there while you eat them.

Whoa! Eatin' babies.

Wow.

Why haven't we been eating babies this whole time?

I don't know, but I'm going to go eat one right now.

Yeah!

Let's eat some babies!

Okay, everyone, your mom wanted me to take y'all outside.

Unh-unh-unh. Be careful.

No, Charlie. No!

Too much germs, you know?

Everybody stick together and don't do anything.

And we can all...

take a... nap.

Then...

Aaaaaaaaaaaah!

Aaaaah!

Oh, my gloob! No-o-o-o-o!

N-o-o-o-o!!

It's every parent's worst nightmare!

No! No! No! Put that down!

Get off of there! Aah! Come back!

Wait! T. V! You're gonna hurt yourself!

Charlie, no!

Viola, wait!

Hey, Lady.

These puppies are really wearing me out, you know?

I can hardly keep my eyes open.

No, no. It's... it's all in the manual.

You see, it's...

It's...

Is that a baby?

He doesn't... look right.

Why is he so sweaty?

And hairy?

Look, fellas, there's never gonna be a perfect baby.

Times like this, you just gotta dive right in.

Coochie-coochie-coo!

What the...

What are you doing?! Let me go!

Hold on. Hold on a minute.

Just... just lemme...

Y'all better watch out.

Huh?

Puppies?

What are you doing?! Go back inside!

The Manual's gonna flip!

Dad, the manual's a bunch of junk!

Just give us a chance!

Jake Jr., you said your first words...

"The Manual's a bunch of junk!"

The Manual's a bunch of junk?!

Hmm.

Ohh! Stay back, Jakey.

My Manual says it's too dangerous.

Mom, your manual's a bunch of junk!

Look what I can do! Ha ha!

Oh... dear... glob.

I'm sorry for being such a little stinker, kids.

Come on and show the old man what you got.

Whoa! What the...

W-W-W-W-Whoa!

You see, Dad? We flippin' crushed it.

Crushed it!

You did.

I'm super-proud, y'all.

And I'm duper-sorry, too.

I've been trying to make you know about safety

without actually learning about safety the way I did...

by not listening to my mom

when that snake jumped out of the policeman's boom box.

Yup. I've been trying to make them know about safety

without actually learning about safety the way I did...

by not listening to my mom

when that snake jumped out of the policeman's boom box.

♪♪ I said to the bread lady,

"What happened to your husband? ♪♪

♪♪ Is he bread? Is he bread? ♪♪

♪♪ I've got all the bread you need" ♪♪

Hey, guys. I'm back.

Is everything okay?

Did you ruin it?

Nah, nah. It's cool.

It turns out the pups can pretty much take care of themselves.

They don't really need me around.

- Oh. - Yeah.

I guess Rainicorns age really fast.

They're basically, like, older than me already.

Kil Whan has a beard now.

- Oh. - Ah, it's okay.

I've got a slammin' family right here, too.

Plus, all my stuff is here.

♪♪ Come along with me ♪♪

♪♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪♪

♪♪ We can wander through the forest ♪♪

♪♪ And do so as we please ♪♪

♪♪ Come along with me ♪♪

♪♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪♪ Ripped By mstoll