Original subtitles

♪ Adventure Time ♪

♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪

♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪

♪ With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human ♪

♪ The fun will never end ♪

♪ It's Adventure Time ♪ Ripped By mstoll

Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!

Whoo! Whoo!

I think the swimming hole is right around the corner!

Yes! Whoo! Whoo!

First one in the water is

um, first one in the water!

No fair.

I have to take off my stuff.

Aah!

Whoo-hoo!

Faster! We're getting a swirl!

You ready to get out?

Yeah, dude.

Let's get BMO to make us some "Sassages,"

maybe with that one mustard.

I'll use the "Sassage" flare.

Hopefully, BMO sees that.

Didn't lady tell you not to use the "Sassage" flare.

Yeah.

Well, don't abuse it, man.

'Cause you're getting...

I'm getting what?

'Cause you're getting fat.

Nyang.

Aah!

Whoa.

Nyang. Nyang, Nyang!

Ooh! Aah!

Nyang! Nyang! Nyang!

Hiya!

Nyang.

Hey. Relax.

Grob, dude!

Your hat's alive!

This is crazy!

Gah Nyang.

He likes me!

Nyang, Nyang, Nyang.

Nyang... mm.

It's not my hat.

It's, like, this other thing now.

Yeah, man.

Hat's can be anything... pants, other people.

It's fine.

Yeah, but it's, like...

living now.

Yeah, it's a miracle.

Now he can listen to our rad jokes and hang out.

Right.

Maybe it's good he's alive.

You were a rad hat, and now you're a rad... Little Dude.

Nyang.

Yo, bro!

Our eyes are down here.

Nyang!

Come on, Little Dude!

Let's go live life!

Nyang.

Yeah! Whoo!

Whoo-hoo!

Rah! Rah!

Ooh-mwah! Rah!

Ooh-aah!

Aw, yeah! Aw, yeah!

BMO, Jakey likes!

Look at that spread!

I did it up big time for you.

Hope you're hungry!

Ha ha! You know it!

BMO, this is Little Dude.

Hello.

Nyang?

Nyang!

Cribes!

What?

Aah! There's hot grease next to us!

Don't fool around!

Nyang! Nyang!

Ooh! Ooh! Aah!

Oh, no! Get off of me!

Little Dude, no!

You don't jump on heads!

That junk is rude, Little Dude!

You okay, BMO?

I am fine, Finn.

I just thought you kept better company.

Sorry, BMO.

He's just excited.

Nyang! Nyang! Nyang! Nyang!

N-nyang-yang-yang!

Nyang! N-n-nyang! N-n...

Sorry, Little Dude.

But I got to eat.

Don't touch anything!

I'm still frying up garnish!

Okay.

Yeah. Okay.

Your head looks weird with short hair, man.

It feels like a peach.

Hey! Little Dude!

Y'all can get in on this if you promise to be good.

Only good babies Get "sassages."

Nyang!

Hey, don't eat the...

the... the food?

Dude, he turned it into poo!

This is poo now! Smell it!

Yep.

Little Dude!

Quit it!

Gotcha!

Oh, little deezy.

What am I gonna do with you?

You guys should get ready for bed.

Yeah. Okay.

Hmm!

Ow!

BMO hit you on the butt.

N-Nyang. Nyang.

Shh!

Little Dude, you got to chill.

Nyar. Nyar. Nyar.

Night-night.

Nyar-r-r-r-r.

R-r-r-r-r-nyang!

Nyang.

Nyang?

Nyuuuur.

Jake! Wake up!

Someone's on the house!

It's probably Ice King again, dude.

Man, we should tell him we know he sleeps

on the top of our house.

Oh.

No, no, no!

No! Not on my head!

Pooh buns! Pooh buns on my head!

Gross.

Ninja.

Eh?

Oh, uh, nyah.

Aah! Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! Ha.

What are you doing in our house, homey?

Please, don't hurt me!

You're in grave danger, and it's all my fault!

Wha?

What are you talking about?

Your hat accidentally touched my head flower.

See?

My magic imbues anything it touches with an evil spirit...

One that craves destruction and chaos!

Yuck.

I buried myself so that nothing would touch my body ever again!

But then this bloom grew out of my head.

C'est la vie.

Evil magic donks, homey.

I'm sorry.

That's just the way my magic works.

Papa always said I was a bad wizard.

Right, Papa?

"Baby's a bad wizard."

"A bad wizard," huh?

You're a bad wizard!

I'm a bad wizard!

Whoa. Cool it, man.

Let's just fix Little Dude.

Uh, yeah.

Okay.

Guys!

Your stanky friend jumped out the window

and ran toward the Candy Kingdom!

Oh, hello.

Aren't you a cutie?

Hey, are you lost, tiny gentleman?

Nyang.

Nyang, Nyang. Nyang, Nyang.

Where is he?

Little Dude? Little Dude?

Nyang!

Pbht!

Nyang?

Pbht!

Nyang.

Blisterin' beef!

N-n-nyang. N-n-n-yang-yang-yang.

- No, Little Dude! - Nyang?

That's a bad Little Dude!

Nyang!

Aah! The horsey!

Na-na-yang-yang.

Hiya! Little Dude!

Nyang!

You were supposed to be my buddy!

All my fault. All my fault!

You're a...

N-n-n-n-nyang!

Wha!

Oh, gleeble snoots.

How is he so strong?

Whomever the hat possesses gains the proportional strength of a hat.

Look out!

He's got the horse again!

Evil presence detected.

Sorry, fellas.

I don't thrive in conflict situations!

Evil.

Nyang?

Nyang.

Nyang.

No!

Not the Gumball Guardian!

Evil.

Nyang.

Na-yang.

Dude! Use your powers! I can't!

All I can do is think about my

papa and how much I disappoint him!

Just think of something positive!

Something comforting!

Like... my mommy?

When I came home with bad grades from Wizard School,

my mommy used to hug me and hug me.

Oh, mommy!

Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!

Uh, yeah.

Just think about your mom and use your magic.

Uh, okay, let's try this.

I... love my mommy.

Hugs. Aww. I'll hug you.

I'll hug you. Hug me.

Ooh! It worked!

I love my mommy!

I love my mommy!

Hi, fellas.

I love being alive.

Mommy!

I'm a window, and I'll hug you!

Mommy!

Ha ha!

I feel like hugging everybody!

Hi, mommy!

♪ I'm going to hug you ♪

Mommy.

Ha! Somebody get this guy some clothes.

Now... Now rise up, love buddies,

and hug your gross brother into submission!

Gonna squeeze the heck out of him!

I love that guy!

Nya-a-a-ng!

We love you.

I'm loving you!

Hug his face!

I love you!

Hey, pal, we're working together!

Come on!

Let's be Pal-jamsas.

P-pal-jamas. Pajamas.

Nyang! Nyang!

Nyang. Nyang.

Thank you, my newly conscious bros.

Now return your life-forces to me.

- I loved every minute! - Yay!

Not living!

Nyang. Nyang!

Ymmom!

Duh?

Yes!

Poor Little Dude.

He was just doing it up the only way he knew how.

It's not his fault he was created evil.

Yeah.

He deserves to come back good.

Wizard, mommy-magic this dude back to life.

Okay.

Mommy.

N-n-n-n-nya!

Oh, my goodness!

What is this lovely place?

Life, man!

I see.

And this dude is your pops.

No, I-I...

Oh, I guess I am. Huh.

Be good to this dude.

I will... way better than my papa was to me!

Yep. That's the idea.

Jake, looks like I need a new hat.

Okay, let's go skin an evil bear.

♪ Come along with me ♪

♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪

♪ We can wander through the forest ♪

♪ And do so as we please ♪

♪ Come along with me ♪

♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪

- This party is so crazy! - Ripped By mstoll