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♪♪ Adventure Time ♪♪

♪♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪♪

♪♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪♪

♪♪ With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human ♪♪

♪♪ The fun will never end ♪♪

♪♪ It's Adventure Time ♪♪ Ripped By mstoll

What the?

"Mmm, Princess Bubblegum, we are starving.

Immediately send us all of your candy.

How dare you. Ours, Lemongrabs."

Bullgunk! I left them a lifetime supply of candy!

Hey, Finn! Hey, Jake! Can you come up here?

I have a job for you! - Okay!

Sorry, CB, we'll finish this up later.

Hey, "Preebs."

Hey, guys, I got a letter from the Earls of Lemongrab.

They've gone through all the food that I've sent them.

This case contains precious candy seeds

for the Lemongrabs to grow new food.

So, I need you two to deliver these seeds to Lemon Castle.

For sure, we'll do it.

Good luck, gentlemen!

Hup!

Bye, girlfriend!

Hey, Lemongrabs! You home?

Holy!

Jake-Jake-Jake-Jake!

Oh, gross! No!

Kiss it!

Aah!

Sorry, dudes, we got no food.

No food.

Hey!

Uh!

Hey! Weirdos!

Get the birthday cake!

Are you lemon?

Whoa!

What the thing is up with this guy?

Does your head come to a nub?

What?

You are un-lemon.

Yeah. Cool, man.

Hey, do you know wh-

I am Lemonjon.

I see you made it past our lemon... mmm...

"mmer-ringue-gerie."

Wait. What?

They're quite hungry.

Yeah, what the heck's going on here?

There is no food... only lemons.

Lemons with bellies empty

but for their lemon lusts.

Whatever, Lemonjon.

We've got to give those dumb butts these seeds.

Where should we go?

Mmmmmmmmm...

My senses tell me that they're in the dungeon.

They've been there for three weeks.

Three weeks, dungeon.

I wonder who put them in there?

I don't know, but we gotta bust them out!

Which way to the dungeon, Lemonjon?

- Oh, cool. - Thanks, man!

Yeah, thanks, man!

Hmm!

Hmm.

Yo, lemonwipes!

Euch.

Uh, maybe we should hold hands... for safety.

Yeah, sure.

So, where do you want to look ne...

Nyah!

Uh, Finn?

Oh, sorry, dude!

Stay close to me.

Nope!

Aah!

I think this is it.

All locked up.

There they are! Hey, Lemongrabs, we're here!

We're gonna get you out! Just hold tight!

Go away. No food here.

Maybe the kidnapper's in there, too, coercing them.

It's probably the grossest one of all, too...

beet-red skin, barf,

poopin' all its junk-sculpture.

Ugh, stop it. You're just makin' it worse.

Let's just get this over with.

Lemongrabs, you are free!

They broke the door!

The door is broken now!

Fix the door!

Fix the door? What? What?

Fix the door? Fix? What?

What's going on here?

"Fix the door?"

Finn, what's going on?

"Fix the door?"

It doesn't matter anymore.

There is no more candy to hoard.

Let them keep what crumbs they find.

For there are no crumbs.

♪♪ Noo crummbbss! ♪♪

Are you saying you locked yourselves down here

with all the food so you could eat it yourselves?

You know there's guys starvin' up there?

Mm, no, no. You do not understand.

It is not us for whom they starve, but them.

For whom they starve.

Mm, yes, yes.

For the candy food was not consumed.

No, no. But was given life.

Wha?

You see, Finn...

when mother-princess last visited Lemongrab...

When she saw fit to create me... Lemongrab...

She left behind a little something-something...

the secret formula for creating candy life.

She must've meant for us to have it

to keep making more family.

Yes, yes, all her fault.

What? What'd you say?

I said all her fault.

Oh! Indeed!

For once we had commenced, how could we desist?

I looked deep in myself

and found that I'm a guy who can't stop

making candy life from the food he needs.

Me too.

It just felt so pretty okay inside,

greeting each new placid face...

And hearing each new piercing song.

♪♪ ♪♪

We used the last of the food to make "Plop-Top" here.

Hmm. I thought we said "Dump-Dome."

Who cares anyway?

They've brought no food! We're all going to die!

Look, we brought these seeds.

They're special candy seeds.

You can grow new food now.

Oh, yes. Mmm, mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm, yes. Ooh.

Yes, yes. There we go!

We'll call you "Seed-Wad."

Ooh.

You really are gonna die.

And all your boys, too.

Our boys?

Come on, we'll take you to see Princess Bubblegum.

She knows more about candy than anyone.

She built a whole kingdom out of candy.

Yes, okay.

For our boys.

But first we will notify the children

of our impending departure.

So they won't worry about us

while we're away.

Okay, yes, the hard times are over.

Here's the plan.

We will go to the Candy Kingdom

and take all their candy from them.

Then we will give that candy precious life

and build a candy army

so we may then go forth and pillage candy for all to eat!

- Now go, young Lemonjon! - Go! Go!

Go, go, go, go, go, go!

What's going on, Lemongrabs?

- It's all your fault! - All your fault!

We warned you!

We warned you about us!

Aaaaah!

What the?

Whoooooa!

Jake, are you all right?

Yeah, but look!

He's heading right for the Candy Kingdom!

And he's too big to duke it out with.

Unless...

Giant poison candy aspirin.

I've got this one, but it might be too small.

No. We'll kick him in his heart 'til he's history.

Those must've been Lemonjon's guts we saw before.

His heart is his weak spot.

Yeah, but we'll never find it again in time.

Unless that's it there with the juice comin' out.

Remember all that juice? From before?

Oh, yeah, that's probably it.

Whoa!

Oh, man!

Tastes like vitamins.

Are you sure this is it?

It's not even doing anything.

Just smash it already, Grandma.

Right.

Oh, nice one, Jake.

Whoa. Hold the phone.

What is this powerful new juice

coursing fromst my core source?

Arrrrrgh! The juice aches!

Is this the rumored ache of feeling?

The feeling of caring unknown to lemons?

New thoughts emerge...

If I act, the candy people will suffer...

If I don't, the lemon people will suffer.

The greater good demands but one course only...

that I dissolve the bonds uniting me

and become component to all!

Oh, dang.

He turned himself all up into lemon candy.

Man, that Lemonjon's all right.

And... there we go.

All done.

The last trace of the candy-life formula

is out of their heads.

And I snatched this out the lemon castle, "boyee!"

Now we all just have to keep a closer eye on these two

so they don't get into any more trouble.

But how come we don't just fix their hearts

like we did with Lemonjon

so they're more selfless and less selfish?

Oh, no, no. Their hearts are fine.

- They're just like this. - Mm.

♪♪ Come along with me ♪♪

♪♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪♪

♪♪ We can wander through the forest ♪♪

♪♪ And do so as we please ♪♪

♪♪ Come along with me ♪♪

♪♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪♪ Ripped By mstoll