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♪♪ Adventure Time ♪♪

♪♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪♪

♪♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪♪

♪♪ With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human ♪♪

♪♪ The fun will never end ♪♪

♪♪ It's Adventure Time ♪♪ Ripped By mstoll

Shelby?

Shelby, wake up.

Where am I? Tree Trunks, what's going on?

You've been snoozing on my dome.

I just woke up in this room with these fellas.

Nectar, Ice Cream, and one of the Lemoncarbs.

Awake!

Avast!

Hold tight your buns, if buns you do hold dear,

for time has come to wake and run

and not give way to fear!

What are those awful words?

I am reading the wall. They are wall words.

"Beyond this room are a thousand rooms.

Outside of them, still more."

"Behind each door on every floor...

Danger! Danger! Evermore."

"Stranger, hark! The traps galore

may kill you whilst you do explore

to free yourself..."

Huh?

Oh! Now, where were we...

"To free yourself from this tomb and nevermore re-enter,

find the room amidst the rooms that lies exactly center?"

It's a map!

I no longer need this map.

I have infallible recall.

Oh! Th-Th-The room is trying to hug us!

Oh no!

Oh, dag!

Check out my mods, bro!

Aaaaah! Huh?

Enough of this!

Ohh!

Huh?

This room doesn't have any doors.

We're... we're trapped!

This is wrong.

The map lied to me!

It doesn't want me to find the exit!

Ice King, how do you taste?

Uh, nice, I guess.

Mild or spicy!

Oh, uh...

Kind of lonely.

Make yourself into food now!

You're gonna eat me? Oh, yeah, right!

Shlop your mouths up.

I have found an oven and baking supplies!

I can make an apple pie for all of us!

Make them fast, "serval!"

If you want a taste of my juicy apple pie,

you better be nice.

You got that?

I am sorry. Make pies, slave.

Okay, that's better.

Now, let's see about this pie business.

All right, gentlemen, have a look

at my luscious, gooey apple pie.

Ooh!

Aah!

No!

Mmm. Acceptable.

Uh, Lemongrab.

- What? - Never mind.

Come on, guys, that mouse showed us the room door.

Say, you know what's weird?

What, papi?

Uh, well, isn't it weird

how Tree Trunks' ability to make pies

is specifically what helped us escape from that room?

I make pies, too, papi.

Right, yeah, like battery pies or something?

No, real pies.

Don't you remember?

I am your su...

Hey look! Another room!

Good grief, it's humid in here.

That door will lead us closer to the exit!

Hold up! Hold up!

Look!

There has to be a way to get across

without that thing chompin' our hoo-hoos!

Can't you fly us across, papi?

Uh, yeah, I can sure try...

Galdang, this heat is negating my powers!

Can't do nothing with this steam comin' off the water!

Aah!

Dear glob! Zap!

Ach! Look at this! Pbht!

Well, that's it. Show's over!

I'll just die here,

and y'all can eat my body if you want to survive.

Golly! How're we ever gonna worm our way out

of this fishy situation?

I think I have an idea.

That's a girl, Tree Trunks.

You can do it!

Ah, this is all gonna work out just fine.

Ooh! That's warm on my undercarriage.

Help me, guys!

Yes, papi!

Lemongrab, come on!

Bleh! Wow! That was heavy, man!

Haha! Yeah, I've been reborn!

Look!

Let's go then!

Ohh!

Papi, no!

Ouchies!

Aah!

Look out, Shelby!

Whoa! Whoa!

Aah!

Wah! My juice! My vital juices!

Mommy!

The hidden door!

My vital essence depleted.

Must... replenish...

Oh, step back, y'all.

Ugh.

Ew.

Oh, that will do, Slave Trunks.

To the spiraling ledge!

We almost there, Lemongrab?

Yes!

Faster T.T.!

Don't criticize my running, Shelby.

Aaah!

This door leads to the center exit.

The door is secured with an esoteric encryption system.

Well, that's okay 'cause you can

"hack the main frame" or whatever, right, BMO?

I'm not BMO. I'm your son... NEPTR.

I-I throw pies.

Ahs! I grabbed the wrong robot!

Dirt! Nuts! Face!

Uh, what is going on here, Ice King?

Yes. I am getting a weird feeling in my stomach,

and I think it's 'cause of you, Mr. Wizard.

You better fess up to whatever you're doing.

I got no time for nobody dancin' around

and actin' a fool at my expense.

I'm Tree Trunks, and people know I'm kind and honest.

That's why people like me.

Huh? What? What was she saying?

So stop sellin' fib bibs and give it straight.

Oh! All right!

I knocked y'all out and brought you here!

I'm sorry, but I had to do it!

Each of you possessed the exact qualities

to pass the various tests of this dungeon.

Tree Trunks with your baking skills...

Lemongrab with your lemony, juicy...

- Essence. - Yeah.

Shelby, who should have been the bait for the fish.

Yeah, but no thanks.

And BMO, who should have been here

instead of this weird piece of junk

that I don't remember nothin' about.

Aah! I failed!

Father, look at me!

Are you happy with me now, papi?

Yes! Yes! Oh, my son!

The grand prize of me loins!

Now you see why I needed to bring you here!

Behold the ancient sleeping magi of life giving.

What's it do?

Whatever goes in the magi's flames comes to life!

Anything at all!

Like an ashtray?

Yes! Isn't it amazing?

Uh, you should have told us.

I would have freaking brought something.

Well, don't be sad,

because I brought the ultimate thing... this!

Your journal?

Except it's not my journal!

It's my "Fionna and Cake" fan fiction!

All my brilliant fantasies will now be real!

Fionna, Cake, Marshall Lee...

They'll all be living, breathing beings just like me!

You serve no function.

You must be destroyed!

No!

Aaaaaah!

Yes! Yes!

Whoo!

Ha-ha-ha!

Yeah!

Nooo! No!

Another cruel joke on my life!

Oh, good, you're awake, you bum!

Look what you did!

Get out of my face!

Yeah, yeah, get lost!

This is the spot? Right here?

What was that?

Come on, Ice Cream, we're leaving.

Okay.

I'm tellin you, dude, my pie-dar is goin nay-nays.

Ho!

- What the? - Write in me!

This is very strange!

T.T., where's the pie at?

Uh, Mr. Lemoncarb ate it.

Bye-don't-follow-me.

Hey, Jake, can I hitch a ride back home?

Yeah, but what the heck is going on here?

Ice King was doing some desperate business.

It didn't work out.

I think he's pretty bummed out about it.

Don't be sad, papi.

Your characters can always be real

in the garden of your mind.

They can?

Remember when you showed me your imagination zone?

Yes, yes, if I can concentrate...

It worked!

I missed you, Ice King!

Oh, Fionna, can dreams be as real as waking life?

Of course they can! Dreams are real!

Then I will wait for you

from across the threshold of consciousness!

Our worlds will surely meet, Ice King!

I, too, feel this.

And it feels so strong. It must be true!

And across the gulf...

Who in this world is sadder than the Ice King?

Me... watching this.

you will hear me, and I will hear you.

♪♪ Come along with me ♪♪

♪♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪♪

♪♪ We can wander through the forest ♪♪

♪♪ And do so as we please ♪♪

♪♪ Come along with me ♪♪

♪♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪♪ Ripped By mstoll