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♪ Adventure Time ♪
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♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
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♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
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♪ With Jake the Dog
and Finn the Human ♪
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♪ The fun will never end ♪
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♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
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Ripped By mstoll
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Hmm?
Oh, hello there.
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Baybel Navel,
it's great to see you!
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Here for more graybles,
I reckon.
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Well, all right.
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Just like last time, we'll watch
five separate stories,
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each relating to one
special theme.
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Guess the theme by the end
of the episode
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and you'll be
the freshest mint-whistle.
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Now, look to my visualizer
screen
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and let this exciting grayble
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dribble all over your
mind-label.
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Okay, so...
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Scooch.
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Okay, so I'm still pretty sure
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this old book's some warlock's
spell book or something.
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Messed!
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Warlocks, dude.
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You ready for some ancient
feel-good spellcraft?
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Yeah, I'll try it.
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Could always stand
to feel better.
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Let's see...
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you got your bibby?
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Check it.
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Yep.
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Little Jack Horner
sat in the corner,
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eating a Christmas pie.
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He put in his thumb and pulled
out a plum and said,
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"what a good boy am I."
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I don't feel like a good boy.
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You sure you read
the spell right?
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Mmm. Yeah.
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Still, though... pretty sweet.
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Wanna keep sticking our thumbs
in stuff until it works?
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Yeah!
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Oh, what a good boy am I!
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Oh, what a good boy
am I.
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Oh what a good
boy am I.
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Oh, what
a good boy am I!
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Oh, what a good boy
am I.
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Oh, what a good
boy am I.
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Oh, what
a good boy am I.
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Oh, what a good boy...
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Do you feel like a good boy?
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No, I don't.
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Hey, check out that
gross toad!
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Oh, what a good boy am I.
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Gross. Cut it out.
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Quit sticking your thumbs
in my back.
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Yeah, I don't know.
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Geez, I'm never going
to find this place!
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Hmm...
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♪ ♪
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Hey!
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♪ ♪
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Hey!
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Hey, Rock Giant.
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You seem cool!
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Do you know where Wizard Bill's
music shop is?
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I can't find it anywhere.
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He's got a guitar that plays
the most savory licks in Ooo.
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Huh.
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Huh.
I've got an idea.
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Okay, point now!
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Aah!
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Yeah!
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Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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Thanks, man!
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♪ ♪
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Hey, let's find some
more holes.
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♪ La-da-da, la-da-da ♪
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♪ ♪
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Oh, what a good boy am I!
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Boys, your manners.
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Oh! Oops!
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Oh,
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Hey, Tree Trunks.
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Excuse me sir, I wasn't
looking where I was...
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- Tree Trunks, up here!
- Oh, no!
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Heavens no!
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I'm glad you brought this matter
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to the authorities, ma'am.
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Now what exactly happened?
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Yes, thank you.
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I-I heard a man calling out
to me "Oh, Tree Trunks."
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So I said "Who's calling?
I don't know."
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So I looked, and he was making
a rude gesture.
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It left a sour taste
in my mouth.
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All right, ma'am.
Let's see.
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How do you spell your name?
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- T...
- Okay.
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R...
- Okay.
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E...
- Okay.
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E...
- One sec.
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E.
- Hold on one second.
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Ugh, I'm sorry,
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but the wheels of justice
spin too slowly.
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I'm going to have
to take the law
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into my own hands.
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Thank you all for coming.
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The police have failed me
in my time of need,
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so I have brought you here
together.
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A posse.
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I made you all blackjacks
in case things get ugly.
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I stuffed some of my stockings
with balled-up newspapers.
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I made a big one for you because
you're so strong.
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All right, then.
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Let's clean up these streets!
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Ohh!
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There he is!
Goodness!
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Eeeeee!
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Oh!
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Why... it's just a statue.
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I-I don't understand.
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It was so rude before.
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Hey, Tree Trunks!
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Oh!
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Hey, Tree Trunks,
how are you?
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Shelby, have you been up
there all day?
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Yes.
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Just reading this book!
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Oh, well, can you read
somewhere else?
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You kind of offended
Tree Trunks here.
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What?
Uh... uh...
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Oh.
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Oh!
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I get it.
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Wonderful!
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Family meeting!
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Family meeting, gather 'round.
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Things are gonna change
around here very soon.
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You're gonna have a new mommy
to help boss you around.
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I mean, well, I haven't exactly
asked her yet.
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Well, no time
like the present.
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Sweetie, are you awake?
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Great, 'cause I've got a query
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I've been meaning
to inquire of you.
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Well... uh...
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Oh, well...
when two people...
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will...
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will you marry me?
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Oh, yay.
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Yes, yes,
drink up the tears.
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Drink up those
good luck tears.
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No, not you Gunther.
You're on a low salt diet.
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Huh?
What's that dear?
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Oh, I almost forgot.
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♪ Doo, doo-doo, doo-doo ♪
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It's a wife ring.
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This one's for me.
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I'm the husband.
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That means I get the remote
control three days a week,
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and you get it four.
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Ahh, sweetie, this is bliss.
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Feels so math
to finally be normal,
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not like those two
freaks.
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What are they doing
over there?
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Anyway, I...
Ooh, who's that?
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Oh.
Oh, my.
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Poor Football, you've come so far
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and still have
so much to learn.
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But I don't understand, BMO.
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I'm a real baby girl now.
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I can smell raddest lilacs.
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I'm can hear
the screaming squirrels,
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screaming for nuts.
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Oh, my gosh.
I can't believe it's true.
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No, Football.
That's not enough.
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You have to learn manners,
too.
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Otherwise,
you'll be all alone.
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Alone?
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But... but what
about you, BMO?
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I will not always be here
to protect you, Football.
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No, you must learn.
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Here, look.
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This is a grapefruit spoon.
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It's only for eating
grapefruits.
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This is a salt shaker.
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Here, you try.
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Now, this a turnip
grincher...
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For grinching.
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And this is how
you drink tea.
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Ahh!
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Like this?
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Yuck.
It's bitter.
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No, no.
Football, like this.
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Like this?
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No, like this.
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Like this?
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Like this!
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Like this, right?
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No, Football.
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Do it like... huh?
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Pbht!
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Sorry, Football.
Lesson's over for tonight.
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Why so glum, fellas?
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We stuck our thumbs in
almost every hole today.
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But we never felt like
good boys.
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I know a thing or two
about good boys.
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Why don't you try sticking
your thumbs in these holes?
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Controllers?
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Oh, yeah!
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"Super Good Boys."
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So, did you guess the theme?
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Go ahead and pause
your viewer now
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if you need a few
more glaybels
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to think about it
a little.
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Oh, oh.
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Now you've got it.
I can tell.
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That's right.
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The theme is
"The Five Tastes."
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You see, Jake ate
a sweet plum.
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Marceline played
some savory licks.
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Tree Trunks had a sour taste
inside her mouth.
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Oh, my.
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Gunther wanted to drink
the salty tears.
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And Football's tea
was bitter.
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Huh? What?
What's that you say?
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You thought the theme was
the "Five Fingers"?
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Don't be silly.
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Nobody's had five fingers for
20 blabillion glaybels.
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Five telepathy glands, maybe.
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Slimmin'.
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Well, anyway, looks like
it's that time again.
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I'll see you crimpy glimmers on
the triode flimpin' the diode.
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♪ Come along with me ♪
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♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
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♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
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♪ And do so as we please ♪
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♪ Come along with me ♪
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♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪
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