Original subtitles

Woah!

What

is

it?

[Laughter]

That

is

technically

an

automatic

fail.

Are

you

too

excited?

There

we

go.

[Scream]

Pretty

sure

I

just

saw

your

penis.

Are

you

alright?

Yeah,

yeah.

Yeah?

Okay.

Sorry,

I'm

a

lesser

by

the

way,

sorry.

Yeah,

yeah,

I

know.

Nice

to

meet

you.

I

know,

I

know

you're

a

lesser.

How

would

you

know?

Oh,

from

like

the

sheets

or

something,

right?

The,

the,

the,

like

place

that

you

know.

No,

we,

you,

this

is

your

second

lesson

with

me.

You,

what

are

you

talking

about?

You

must

drive

too

many

people,

babe.

I've

never

had

a

driving

lesson

before

in

my

life.

Maybe

someone

just

looks

at

me.

Erm,

no,

a

lesser,

erm.

I

might,

I

might,

but

one

of

them

is.

Sorry,

I

didn't

know

what

I

had

on

the

sheet

today,

to

be

honest.

I,

I

was

late

and

I

was

kind

of

out

last

night.

You,

you

know,

I've

got

a

very

good

memory

of

my

students

and

I'm

pretty

sure

we

had

one

lesson

before.

Do

you

not

remember?

Like

you,

erm,

you

know,

you,

you,

do

you

not

remember?

I'm

sure

it

was

you,

we,

you

know,

hot

day,

hot

day,

hot

day.

We

had

a

hot

day.

Do

you

remember

how

hot

it

was?

Like,

two

seconds.

Let

me

just

clear

this

up.

Can

you

excuse

me

a

minute?

Mm-hmm,

yeah,

of

course.

What

are

you

doing?

Yeah,

just,

just

tell

me,

like,

tell

me

over

two

months

all

the

names

of

the

students.

We've

had

a

lesson

before.

We

have,

haven't

we?

We

have,

I

specifically

remember.

Right,

okay,

so,

erm,

tell

me

about

your

driving

experience

and

lesson.

I

don't

really

have

very

much

at

all.

Okay.

At

all.

Thanks.

You

must

meet

some

mad

people

during

these

lessons.

Like,

the

sorts

of

people

you

must

have

to

spend

time

with.

Yeah,

no

one

quite

like

you.

Shall

we

try

and

do

some

manoeuvres?

Yeah,

I,

yeah,

I'm

looking

forward

to

trying

to,

trying

to

get

behind

the

wheel.

Okay,

let's

just

do

something

basic

today.

Yeah?

Yeah,

I'll

tell

you

what,

let's

try

and

just

reverse

the

car

five

yards

and

then

you're

good

for

today.

That'd

be

awesome.

How

long,

how

far

is

a

yard?

How

many

yards

are

in

a

marble?

What?

No!

What

the,

I

never

asked

you

to

do

anything.

You

said

let's

move

it

five

yards.

This

one,

yeah,

the

first

one.

Yes,

yep,

put

it

all

the

way

down,

all

the

way

to

foot.

Aye!

Wait.

Can't.

Oh

my

God,

are

you

okay?

I

think

I'm

going

to

have

to

call

your

manager.

This

is

getting

a

bit

weird.

Yeah,

erm,

no,

that

was

a

good

first

lesson,

Alyssa.

Well

done.

Oh,

my

name

sounds

a

bit

like

lesson.

Yeah,

it,

Do

you

remember

me,

Alyssa?

Please,

have

a

little...

I

think

I'm

getting

a

little

flashes

now,

if

I'm

honest.

Yeah?

Mm-hmm.

Have

a

look,

have

a

look

round.

Hello.

Sorry,

I

was

just

remembering

your

fingers

and

your

penis

inside

me

at

the

same

time.

Yeah,

are

you

getting

that?

Do

you

remember

now?

Yeah,

yeah,

yeah,

I

know

you've

never

done

that

to

me.

Yeah,

Ryan.

What,

I

must

have

got

a

heat

stroke.

Do

you

need...

I've

just

forgotten.

Do

you

want

a

reminder?

I

think

I

do.

Of,

you

know,

what

happened?

Yeah!

Do

you

remember?

Do

you

remember?

Can

you

make

me

remember?

Do

you

remember?

I'm

not

taking

you

on

the

road.

I'm

not

doing

it.

I've

had

too

many

bad

experiences

before.

I

just

think

maybe

your

teaching

technique

leaves

something

to

be...

Actually,

Wanted.

I

think

it

does.

I'm

an

excellent

teacher.

Are

you?

How

come

I

haven't

learnt

anything?

Shut

up.

I'm

not

driving.

Do

what

you're

good

at.

Stop

fucking

thinking

about

driving

a

car.

Well,

I'm

buttons.

Mm-hmm.

[Sighs]

[Sneezes]

[Grunts]

[Coughing]

Mm.

[Sneezes]

[Grunts]

[Sneezes]

[Grunts]

[Sighs]

[Sneezes]

[Grunts]

[Sneezes]

[Grunts]

Why

are

you

getting

my

pussy

all

wet

for

me?

[Sneezes]

[Grunts]

[Sneezes]

[Sighs]

You

fucking

sticking

your

tongue

in

my

ass.

[Sneezes]

Oh

my

God.

I

feel

so

good.

I

feel

so

fucking

good.

[Sneezes]

[Grunts]

[Sighs]

[Grunts]

[Sighs]

Oh

fuck.

[Grunts]

Oh

yeah.

[Sneezes]

[Grunts]

Oh

my

God.

[Grunts]

Oh

fuck.

Oh

fuck.

[Grunts]

[Sighs]

[Grunts]

Oh

fuck

you.

Oh

shit.

[Grunts]

[Sighs]

[Grunts]

[Sighs]

[Grunts]

Oh

my

God.

[Grunts]

Oh

shit.

[Grunts]

[Sighs]

[Grunts]

Oh

shit.

[Grunts]

[Sighs]

[Grunts]

[Sighs]

[Grunts]

[Sighs]

[Grunts]

[Sighs]

[Grunts]

[Sighs]

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[Sighs]

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[Sighs]

[Grunts]

[Sighs]

[Grunts]

[Sighs]

[Grunts]

Oh

my

god.

Oh

my

god.

Shit.

Noah.

Please.

Give

me

a

hug,

baby.

Give

me

a

hug.

Give

me

a

hug.

Give

me

a

hug.

Give

me

a

hug.

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playing]

Oh.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh.

Ah.

(upbeat

music)

Oh!

Ah!