Original subtitles

Woah!

What

was

that?

[Laughter]

That

is

technically

an

automatic

fail.

You're

too

excited?

There

we

go.

Pretty

sure

I

just

saw

your

penis.

Are

you

Ryan?

Hi

I'm

Ryan.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Nice

to

meet

you.

Yeah.

Hi.

I'm

Alyssa.

Alyssa.

Yes.

Alyssa.

It's

very

hot

today.

Hello.

Sorry.

Yeah.

Welcome

to

FTS.

Yeah.

Oh

my

God.

Thank

you.

It's

too

much.

I

don't

normally

sweat

as

profusely

as

this.

Yeah.

It's

not,

you

know.

You

must

be

boiling.

I

couldn't

even

bear

to

wear

clothes

today.

It's

too

much.

Yeah.

I

noticed.

Yeah.

I'm

sorry

but

it's

just

too

hot.

Yeah.

It's

not

normal

attire

for

a

driving

lesson

but

it

is

really

hot.

Yeah.

It

is.

And

great.

So

it's

nice

to

meet

you.

I'm

sorry

about

the,

you

know.

I

normally

am

dressed

more

smart

in

trousers

but

look

at

you.

Yeah.

No

I

understand.

I

don't

think

we

can

be

allowed

to

do

that.

We're

in

this

ridiculous

heat

wave

and

everyone's

going

a

bit

crazy.

I

was

driving

on

the

way

and

there

was

people

swearing

at

me.

What?

Sticking

their

fingers

up

at

me.

Why?

And

all

sorts.

You

know?

Why?

I

don't

know.

I

think

the

heat

makes

people

go

crazy.

It's

too

much.

Yeah.

There

was

an

ambulance

and

I

was

safely

manoeuvring

and

this

person

tried

to

cut

me

up

and

I

said

I

put

my

foot

down

and

I

said

Yeah.

Oh

shit.

Everyone's

crazy

today.

You

said

you've

had

some

driving

experience

then.

That's

great.

Yeah.

Loads.

Loads?

Yeah.

Loads.

Okay.

I've

been

driving

for

quite

a

while.

It's

so

much

fun.

Okay.

I

love

it.

Well

that

means

that

hopefully

once

we

hit

the

road

then

I

can

polish

you

up

and

get

you

ready

for

your

exam.

Yeah.

I

think

I

do.

I

think

I

just

need

to

go

through

like,

I

don't

know,

sort

of

just

polishing

stuff

off.

I

think

I

understand.

Like

how

to

get

through

your

exam.

Yeah.

Alright.

So.

Okay.

Keen.

Alexa.

It's

already

on.

Oh,

it's

on?

Yeah.

You've

switched

it

on

already.

You

don't

have

to

keep

turning

the

key.

Oh,

I

didn't

realise

it

was

on.

Okay.

Whoa,

whoa.

Whoa,

whoa.

Alexa.

Whoa.

Stop.

Please.

Alright.

Wait.

Whoa,

whoa.

What's

the

middle

one?

Could

you

please

put

your

seatbelt

on?

Oh

yeah.

That's

true.

Sorry.

Not

used

to

them.

Okay.

So

what's

the

middle

one?

What

does

it

do

if

I...?

I'm

sorry?

Well,

it's

just,

I've

only

ever,

I

thought

there

was

only

two.

Wait.

Hold

on.

You've

said

you've

had

driving

experience?

Yeah,

yeah,

yeah.

There's

loads

of

it.

Alright.

So

you

know

that's

the

clutch

then,

right?

In

the

middle.

What's

the

clutch?

Okay.

Whoa.

I

like

that

noise.

You

like...

What?

I,

erm...

Erm,

okay.

Look.

I

tell

you

what.

Let's

just

put

the

car

in

reverse.

Let's

back

out

and

hit

the

road

and...

Wait.

Whoa.

Excuse

me.

It's

this

way

and

then

it...

You've

stalled

the

car.

What

are

you

doing?

Huh?

Turn

the

engine

off.

Turn

off?

Turn

the

engine

off.

How?

Right

now.

Other

way.

Okay,

okay,

okay.

What's

wrong?

Can't

we...

I

just

want

to...

Okay,

wait.

Sorry.

I

want

to

make

it

move.

One

second.

You

want

to

make

it...

Erm,

Alyssa.

I'm

sorry.

I

don't

want

to,

you

know...

You

told

me

as

we

switched

seats

that

you've

had

extensive

driving

experience.

Yeah.

You've

just...

I

fucking

love

video

games.

I

was

like,

I've

spent

so

much

time

on

driving

games

and

everyone

always

says

that

I'm

sick.

I

always

beat

everyone

and

I

just,

yeah.

I

think

this

is...

It's

not

going

to

be

that

much

different,

is

it?

Really?

Alright.

Let

me

get

this

straight.

When

I

said

you

have

extensive

driving

experience,

you're

referring

to

playing

on

a

computer

game?

Yeah.

So,

listen.

Alyssa,

I...

You

realise

that

there's

a

massive

difference

between

driving

an

actual

car

to

driving

a

car

in

a

video

simulation

game?

Well,

I

mean,

yeah.

Instead

of

X

square,

instead

of

like

triangle

to

break,

it's

going

to

be

something

else.

But

it's

not

going

to

be

that

different.

I've

just

got

to

learn

how

to

replace

the

kind

of

controls

that

I

already

know

with

the

way

that

you

actually

do

it.

It'll

be

fine.

Just

trust

me.

It'll

be

fine.

Just

try

and

teach

me

something.

Okay.

So,

ease

off

the

clutch,

ease

on

the

accelerator

and

bring

the

car

forward.

No!

Stop!

[LAUGHS]

Do

I

have

to

start

from

the

beginning?

Er,

That

wasn't

right.

Get

in

the

passenger

seat.

No!

I

want

another

go.

No,

I

didn't

even...

You

wanted

me

to

go

20

feet.

You

almost

blew

my

engine

up

with

your

enthusiasm

on

your

accelerator.

Really?

Was

that

too

far?

Yeah.

A

block

of

20

lessons,

I

think,

will

be

suitable

for

you.

Yeah.

I...

I

don't

want

to

do

20

lessons.

I

can't

do

20

lessons.

I

don't

have

the

money

to

do

20

lessons.

Okay.

And

I'm

not

really

up

for

the...

I

mean,

you

said

finance?

Some

finance

options?

Yeah,

finance

options.

Yeah.

I'm

not

really...

I'm

not

really

up

for

that.

What

is

that?

Like

you

pay

weekly

for

like

10

years?

Yeah.

Yeah.

[LAUGHS]

Okay,

er,

look,

I

mean,

it's

been

known

for

me

to

give

a

little

bit

of

a

discount.

Yeah,

yeah.

Which

I

might

be

able

to

talk

to

you

about,

you

know.

Would

you

be

able

to

help

me

out,

honestly?

Maybe,

er,

maybe.

You've

got

such

lovely

eyes.

Excuse

me?

You've

got

such

lovely

eyes.

You

think

so?

Yeah,

you

do.

I

want

to

see

them.

Do

you

want

me

to

see

your

eyes?

You

want

to

see

my

eyes?

Mm-hm.

Let

me

see

them.

[LAUGHS]

[SQUEAKS]

[SQUEAKS]

[SQUEAKS]

[RATTLING]

[SIGHS]

[PANTING]

[SQUEAKS]

[SQUEAKS]

[SPITS]

[PANTING]

[LAUGHS]

[SQUEAKS]

[PANTING]

[SPITS]

[SQUEAKS]

Oh,

fuck.

[SQUEAKS]

[SIGHS]

A

little

bit.

A

little

bit.

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

Oh,

fuck.

[SIGHS]

[PANTING]

Oh,

my

God.

[PANTING]

Oh,

fuck.

Yeah.

Oh,

my

God.

[PANTING]

Oh,

my

God.

Oh,

my

God.

[PANTING]

You're

going

to

help

me

pass

my

test.

Yeah,

I'm

sorry.

Yeah.

I'm

okay.

But

you

can.

I

believe

you

can.

Oh.

Oh,

yeah.

Yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Yeah.

Oh,

shit.

Yeah.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh,

shit.

Yeah.

Fuck

me.

Yeah.

Give

me

that

fucking

dick.

[GROANING]

Yeah.

Oh.

Can

you

get

in

trouble

for

doing

things

like

this?

Yeah.

When

we

get

caught?

Yeah.

Really?

Maybe.

Don't

really

answer

that.

Don't

really

drive

us

away

from

the

police

if

we

get

in

any

danger.

[LAUGHTER]

No,

I'm

not

driving

away

from

police.

[LAUGHTER]

Oh,

save

us.

Oh,

my

god.

Oh.

Holy

fuck.

Oh,

my

god.

Yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh,

give

me

that

fucking

dick,

Ryan.

Yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh.

Oh,

fuck.

Yeah.

Let's

empty

us

and

stop.

Fuck

daddy's

thoughts.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh,

my

god.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh,

yeah.

Yeah.

Oh,

my

god.

Yeah.

Rub

your

clit.

Rub

your

fucking

clit.

Shit.

Go

on.

Oh,

what

the

fuck?

Go

on.

Oh.

I'm

gonna

go.

Go

on.

I'm

gonna

fucking

go.

Yeah.

Fucking

come.

Go

on.

Tell

me.

(Y}

get

out!

(K)

generally

squeeze

me

aah

(A)

yeah

cut

the

fucking

cup

(K)

AWW

SH*T

(K)

Thank

you

G-

(A)

Yeah

kill

me

(K)

NG

*

game

off

mode

again

(K)

Oh

my

god!

*screaming*

(A)

Yeah

fucking

rub

that

hard

work

(K)

Fuck

you!

You're

so

good!

(A)

Come

on

(K)

AWW

SH*T

(K)

AWWWW

(A)

Yeah

(K)

Oh

my

god!

(K)

Fuck!

(K)

Oh

my

god

(K)

Oh

my

god

(A)

Oh

shit

*coughing*

(A)

Oh

shit

*coughing*

*K

laughing*

*K

kissing*

*K

kissing*

*K

laughing*

*K

kissing*

*K

laughing*

*K

kissing*

(K)

Don't

know

what

one

of

my

favourite

things

to

do

is

but

(K)

I'll

show

you

(A)

Show

me?

(K)

We

might

end

see

(A)

Oh

wait

whoa

*K

laughing*

(A)

Oh

what

the

fuck

*K

laughing*

(A)

Oh

*K

kissing*

(A)

Oh

shit

(A)

That's

different

*K

kissing*

*K

kissing*

Oh

my.

Does

it

feel

good?

*laughs*

oh

my

god.

Oh

my

god.

Here,

here.

Here,

here.

Here,

(muffled

screaming)

-

Take

off

baby,

take

off.

Take

off,

take

off.

(muffled

screaming)

Oh

fuck.

Here,

here,

here.

Fuck.

Oh

my

God.

Oh

shit.

(muffled

screaming)

-

Don't

leave

me.

-

Oh,

you

want

me

to

take

it?

Here,

here.

Oh

my

God.

-

Oh

yeah.

-

Oh

my

God.

-

Yeah,

yeah.

-

I'm

so

ready.

I

want

to,

I

fucking

want

to.

-

You

ready?

-

I'm

here,

please.

Oh

yeah.

-

Fuck.

-

Yeah.

-

Yeah.

-

Yeah.

(trumpet

music)

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music)

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Silence

]