Original subtitles

Whoa!

Holy

shit!

[Laughter]

Break!

That

is

technically

an

automatic

fail.

Are

you

too

excited?

There

we

go.

[Scream]

Pretty

sure

I

just

saw

your

penis.

Woo,

alright.

Welcome

to

my

car.

Thank

you.

Alright,

so.

This

is

my

car.

This

is

the

Lern

FDS

car.

And

you're

lucky

enough

to

have

me

as

your

head

instructor.

I'm

actually

the

head

instructor

of

the

whole

company.

Oh,

awesome.

Yes,

so

hopefully

you're

in

safe

hands.

Let's

hope

so.

Okay,

so

you've

not

been

driving

a

manual

manual

or

stick

shift

as

you

call

it.

Yes,

we

do

call

it

a

stick

shift.

Not

a

manual,

but

you

know,

whatever.

My

dad

taught

me

kind

of

how

to

use

this

like

years

ago.

Years

ago?

How

old

are

you?

Me?

Yes.

Oh,

I

turned

21

this

month.

I'm

20

right

now.

You're

20?

Yes.

See

this

thing

on

the

left

here?

This

one?

Yeah,

it's

called

a

clutch.

This

is

how

you

drive

properly

with

a

manual

car.

So

you

have

to

put

your

foot

all

the

way

down

on

the

clutch.

That's

all

you

use

your

left

foot

for.

Okay?

Okay.

With

your

right

foot,

you

have

your

brake

there.

The

one

in

the

middle?

Yeah.

Okay.

Perfect.

And

then

your

accelerator.

Oh,

you

hear

that?

Yes,

I

did.

That's

intimidating.

Yeah.

Sorry.

Okay,

so

we

try

and

take

off

in

first

gear.

Okay,

so

do

I

always

have

my

foot

on

this

or

do

I

take

it

off

any

time?

Yes.

Okay,

so

to

drive

a

manual

car

properly,

you

have

to

put

your

foot

on

the

clutch.

Mm-hmm.

Ease

off

the

clutch

and

ease

on

the

accelerator.

It's

called

the

biting

point.

You've

got

to

feel

the

biting

point.

Okay.

So

don't

go

too

quickly

off

the

clutch.

Don't

go

too

much

on

the

accelerator.

Okay?

This

is

your

indicator

here.

Right.

Left.

Okay.

Right.

So,

check

it's

safe

to

move.

Let's

go

on

a

straight

line

for

20

feet.

I

think

that's

probably

the

most

we

can

do

today.

I

think

you

might

need

a

few

more

than

five

lessons.

Okay.

Your

foot's

on

the

brake.

It's

on

the

brake,

yeah.

So

I

ease

off

the...

So,

ease

off

the

clutch,

ease

on

the

accelerator,

take

off

safely,

and

then

put

your

foot

on

the

brake.

What

was...

I

just

eased

off

the

clutch.

I'm...

Yeah,

you

stopped.

Do

I?

You

never

even

put

your...

You

never

even

put

your

foot

on

the

accelerator.

No,

that's

what

I

was

asking.

When

do

I

take

my

foot

off

the

brake?

I'm

just

going

to

swap

seats

for

you

here.

Mm-hmm.

What's

going

on?

So,

what

do

I

do

now?

I

can't

just

give

you

a

license.

It

takes

time.

Lessons

and

you

have

to

go

through

your

exam

and

then...

Well,

is

there

anything

I

can

do

to

make

it

go

by

faster?

There

may

be

certain

strings

I

can

pull,

I

guess,

to

try

and

rush

you

through.

Like

what?

You

know,

give

me

a

couple

of

calls

and...

Is

there

anything

I

could

do

to

like

return

the

favor?

Oh,

fuck.

Well,

I

feel

good.

Yes,

it's

lovely.

Mm-hmm.

Okay,

it's

very

lovely.

Uh-huh.

This

is

not

part

of

the

lessons

you

do

know

that.

It's

not

like...

It's

not

what...

That's

okay.

It's

not

what

we

do

in

general

in

the

UK

for

lessons.

Woah.

Come

on.

Uh-huh.

Oh,

yes.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh,

that

feels

good.

Right

then,

under.

Mm-hmm.

Ah.

Mm-hmm.

Oh,

fuck.

What's

this

as

well?

What's

this?

You

have

something.

Are

you

okay?

You

got

something

here?

Eh,

eh.

It's

just

a

dermal.

You

stabbed

yourself.

Huh?

Well,

a

piercer

did

it

for

me.

Well,

on

purpose.

Yeah,

of

course.

Oh,

god.

Yes.

Ah.

Eh.

Ah.

Oh,

fuck

yeah.

Ah.

Yes.

Yeah,

fuck

me.

Uh-huh.

Ah.

Yeah,

yeah.

Oh

my

god.

Oh,

that

feels

good.

You

want

to

come

back

here?

Huh?

Where?

Back

here.

Okay.

Uh-huh.

Mm.

Mm-hmm.

You

want

to

put

something

up

there?

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Oh,

crap.

Yeah,

I

think

I

can.

Okay.

Uh-huh.

Oh.

Yeah,

nice

and

easy.

Oh,

shit.

Be

nice.

Oh.

Oh,

fuck.

Mm-hmm.

It's

in

your

bum.

Yeah,

does

it

feel

good?

Yeah,

it

feels

better.

Oh.

Oh.

Have

you

ever

fucked

one

of

your

students

in

the

car?

No,

no,

never.

Never.

Oh,

that's

surprising.

You're

so

cute.

Huh,

I'm

cute.

No,

no,

it's

nice.

I

never

do

this.

Are

you

sexy?

Uh-huh.

Oh.

Oh,

good.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Oh.

Mm.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh.

Oh,

no

one

ever

wants

to

fuck

my

ass

in

America.

No?

Why?

I

just

not

into

it

as

much

out

there.

Why?

Oh,

I

like

your

cock.

Oh,

fuck

it.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Uh-huh.

Mm-hmm.

Shit.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh,

nice

and

deep.

Oh,

shit.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh,

fuck

me.

Yes,

just

like

that.

I

think

you

should

fuck

me.

Oh.

You're

less

than

that.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Yes.

Come

on,

give

it

all

to

me.

Yeah.

Come

on,

yes,

yes,

yes.

Oh.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh.